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Speaker 1: Said another on the twenties. I Hello, is this mister mccauser, Hey,

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Speaker 1: mister mccauyer. This kind of recordington, I go to school

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Speaker 1: with your daughter, Emma. I need to talk with you, okay,

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Speaker 1: Are you okay? Is she okay? Yeah? Sure, she's fine.

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Speaker 1: But um I'm a little worried because, uh so, I

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Speaker 1: was walking through the hallway the other day and Emma

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Speaker 1: was talking with her friend Allison okay, and I heard

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Speaker 1: Emma say something like, and I'm not totally sure, but

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Speaker 1: with something like shut up, Alison, you shuck. And I

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Speaker 1: was like, oh, you know. And I tried to tell je,

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Speaker 1: but nobody listening to me. So I've I've been calling

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Speaker 1: to tell you. Um So, so you go to school

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Speaker 1: with Emma and she she said, she said someone eats crap, Yes,

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Speaker 1: but she didn't say craps, she said, And I was

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Speaker 1: I think it's gross and also probably factually incorrect, because

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Speaker 1: I don't think people actually do that. You know what,

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Speaker 1: don't worry about it. I'll take care of it. How

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Speaker 1: do you plan on disciplining her, sir? Discipline? Yes? Will you?

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Speaker 1: Will you plan on doing to you know, to to

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Speaker 1: discipline your daughter for things? Actually sir, it is my

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Speaker 1: business because I'm the hall monitor at my school and

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Speaker 1: I take it very seriously and I would appreciate it

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Speaker 1: if you would like think about how big of an

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Speaker 1: issue is that your daughter is just saying those words. Tyler.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for calling, but really this is none of your business.

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Speaker 1: So um yeah, I'll talk to her. I'll get it

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Speaker 1: taken care of it. Have to worry about it, mister mccalluser.

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Speaker 1: At this point, I think I need to ask you

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Speaker 1: a serious question. Yeah, are you sure an alcoholics? What

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Speaker 1: you Normally kids who say swear words come from broken homes,

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Speaker 1: and so if you're an alcoholic, then we should really,

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Speaker 1: you know, talk about Jake Tyler, I don't know word

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Speaker 1: hell are you're getting the alcoholics thing? But you're the

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Speaker 1: little pissant kid that that's always got his nose and

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Speaker 1: everybody else and it's driving me. Not I'm moving because

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Speaker 1: I'm moving because you said that sword too. You just

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Speaker 1: did damn it. You kids are driving me that your

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Speaker 1: daughter is a great kid, your daughter, that's obviously where

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Speaker 1: your daughter is learning it from. Sure is you because

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Speaker 1: you just said you? I'm not sure if you realize

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Speaker 1: that you're not my house sure, I can't imagine that

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Speaker 1: you speech that way. I run your daughter, Sir, I'm

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Speaker 1: tired of this crap. Put your parents on the phone.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that. Sure, I'm not gonna do that.

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Speaker 1: And if you gave your daughter stop cussing, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to come over there and I'm gonna cut off your

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Speaker 1: pair of rescue you a little much mouth backward. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're buffy mother, little dad. Hey, mister McAlister, this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm

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Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's a joke. Man. Your wife and your daughter set

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Speaker 1: you up. Oh man, they wanted to see if you'd

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Speaker 1: fall for it. So you do feund like a fourteen

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Speaker 1: year old. Thank you. I appreciate that, and I'll be

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Speaker 1: sure to um maybe talk about you in my next book.

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Speaker 1: Report Wake up every morning with La