WEBVTT - Healthy #2 (Pun intended!!!) 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:10.360 This is serial Killers. It is hold on this park 0:00:10.440 --> 0:00:16.160 is Louder for a second Serial Killers episode thirty one. 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:20.479 Hello Andrew, Hi Scott. I'm Scottie Bee and this is 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:23.520 episode thirty one. Like I said, that's crazy that we've 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:26.479 made it this far in the silly little podcast of 0:00:26.520 --> 0:00:27.960 ours that we talk about cereal. 0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:31.960 Yeah, who knew, nobody who'd reach this level of fame. 0:00:32.080 --> 0:00:34.640 And yeah, I mean, we're still impossible that nobody's listening. 0:00:34.640 --> 0:00:36.639 We just do it. We don't know what's going on 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:40.680 once we release it. So unfortunately we kind of have 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:43.040 to do another healthy episode now. 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:45.159 I say, I bring it on healthy. 0:00:45.640 --> 0:00:47.640 These are air quotes hell fee. 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:50.280 From all the sugary stuff we eat. I mean, as 0:00:50.320 --> 0:00:53.400 long as it's not Puffins Cereal, I am happy to 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:55.280 never ever have another Puffins. 0:00:55.560 --> 0:00:57.720 By the way, I found out that Barbara of Barbara 0:00:57.840 --> 0:01:00.880 Cereals is still alive. She sold her cereal company years 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:03.440 ago to Weeda Bix and she's raking in the dough. 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:05.959 Good for her, and she makes terrible cereal, so she 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:07.200 doesn't deserve any of it. 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:10.360 But yes, So here's the thing. So a few people 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:14.039 on Twitter have requested it. Plus, uh, you know what, 0:01:14.120 --> 0:01:16.000 so we'll just start right off the bat with. 0:01:16.040 --> 0:01:19.880 This serial Killers listener request. 0:01:21.680 --> 0:01:27.399 It is a listener request because my wife Amy is 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:31.880 a listener. So we welcome Amy to the serial Killers podcast. 0:01:32.080 --> 0:01:32.360 Hello. 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:35.960 Now you see that big, long, flasted looking thing, You 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:37.840 have to put your mouth like right near it, like 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:41.160 I taught you. Go ahead. Hi. Okay, So, so my 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:43.920 wife Amy is here, and since she requested one of 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:48.160 the most disgusting serials of all time, we're gonna go 0:01:48.240 --> 0:01:49.559 down into the cereal sack. 0:01:50.040 --> 0:01:53.680 This is the part where your husband bends down. Oh oh, 0:01:53.800 --> 0:01:54.480 she spanked him. 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:56.080 She did. It's great. 0:01:56.240 --> 0:01:57.840 Not my favorite. 0:01:57.960 --> 0:01:59.760 Now, I have never heard anybody say that this is 0:01:59.800 --> 0:02:03.760 their favorite cereal. It's from Post and it's a small 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:06.760 box and it probably weighs about seventeen pounds. Can I 0:02:06.760 --> 0:02:10.000 feel it's half eating already? She ate most of it, 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:12.440 so I was not going to go buy another box 0:02:12.520 --> 0:02:13.880 of this. So this is from the house. I brought 0:02:13.880 --> 0:02:14.560 it from the house. 0:02:14.680 --> 0:02:17.480 But I have questions. Yes, so Amy, what is it 0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:19.360 about grape nuts that you like the fiber? 0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:21.680 So just the fiber, there's zero taste. 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:23.760 But I guess she likes the fiber and the ciness. 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:26.079 Okay, Was this your favorite cereal as a kid? No, 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:28.320 Lucky Charms was, and so this changed when you became 0:02:28.320 --> 0:02:28.720 an adult. 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:34.640 Yes, so I don't even know what to say, but 0:02:34.760 --> 0:02:37.280 I mean, there's no grape and there's no nuts in here. 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:40.360 So I thought grape nuts had like dehydrated grapes. Well, 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:41.400 I guess that would be a raisin. 0:02:41.680 --> 0:02:42.680 Are you kidding me right now? 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:44.880 No, it's funny. 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:46.760 There's no raisins and grape nuts. 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:48.520 So why are they called grape nuts. 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:50.760 Something like back in the day they thought they looked 0:02:50.800 --> 0:02:54.680 like little grape seeds, So grape nuts, I don't know, 0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:58.440 it's stupid. Wait, what ingredient is sugar? Aim? Read the 0:02:58.760 --> 0:02:59.639 read the ingredients. 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:04.760 Whole green wheat, flour, too malted barley flour, salt, dried yeast, 0:03:05.240 --> 0:03:05.880 no sugar. 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:10.359 There's no sugar, you know what. No sugar equals no taste, 0:03:10.400 --> 0:03:13.280 although it does say total sugars five grams, but added 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:17.280 sugar zero. So you can boom all you want. So 0:03:17.520 --> 0:03:18.720 let's go down because. 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:20.040 It's a nice bowel movement. 0:03:20.600 --> 0:03:24.120 I just had one, so we're good. That's disgusting when you. 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:26.640 Pour our milk like I don't like those poopans touching 0:03:26.639 --> 0:03:27.560 my mouth have poison? 0:03:28.680 --> 0:03:30.560 Speaking of I brought you guys a tree. 0:03:30.800 --> 0:03:32.320 Yeah, I don't know if this is a treat. 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:38.400 I just I have a little critique for your podcast. Wow, 0:03:39.440 --> 0:03:42.160 I don't like the sound of the cups. I think 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:43.440 it sound terrible. 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:45.040 You should have been a folly artist. You know what 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:48.960 that is, like a fluffer. No, well, you'd be great 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:51.600 at that as well. But no, that's somebody that makes 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:54.360 sound effects for TV and movies and stuff like that. 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:56.440 These are bowls that I didn't want in the house anymore, 0:03:56.480 --> 0:03:57.480 so you can have them here. 0:03:57.680 --> 0:04:01.040 Okay, But this thing, we do multiple cereals each time, though, 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:02.280 what do we get? Like I said, we don't have 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:04.800 a dishwasher, so well we'll figure that out. 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:07.920 Look, he overthinks everything to the point where it's like, 0:04:08.080 --> 0:04:09.320 oh wow, he really. 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:12.120 Look what she does. She opens the cereal bag and 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:14.560 then she pours it into a ziplock and puts that. 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:15.720 In some it stays fresh. 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:17.800 I mean, I don't think that that's actually the worst. 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:19.159 I think that's a smart este. 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:22.480 With Cooper, and she leaves cereal boxes open, so it's 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:23.440 the only way it stays fresh. 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:25.760 Let me tell you something Cooper would never go into 0:04:25.760 --> 0:04:28.919 the grape nuts box. You're safe, all right, either, would I? 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:32.719 So let's hold on, here we go. They don't even 0:04:32.720 --> 0:04:35.360 make sound because it's air and crap. 0:04:35.800 --> 0:04:38.400 That's it's a very excited for the grape nuts. 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:40.240 It makes no sound. 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:41.560 We need something sound much better. 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:43.599 We need something heavier, like honeycomb. 0:04:44.880 --> 0:04:49.159 Okay, you don't have to clang around my bowls, all right, 0:04:49.200 --> 0:04:50.120 don't go down. 0:04:50.000 --> 0:04:50.640 To the fridge. 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:56.320 You want whole milk or lower carbs, all right, one 0:04:56.320 --> 0:04:59.119 percent milk. We're using, oh shop right milk. 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:00.680 I think healthy cereals. 0:05:01.400 --> 0:05:03.640 I bet there's some rice in here. Because it's snap 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:04.800 crackle and popping, you're. 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:06.160 Gonna be pleasantly surprised. 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:18.280 Okay on the counter three two three, that's so disgusting. 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:20.560 Hell yeah, that's awful. 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:24.120 You put some almond butter in it. 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:26.720 Almond butter in it. You shouldn't have to put anything 0:05:26.760 --> 0:05:29.279 into cereal. I'm not gonna lie lie. 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:33.040 I like this. I like this. Okay. So I came 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:34.839 from the opinion that this was going to have like 0:05:34.920 --> 0:05:36.960 raisins or something in it, But this would taste delicious 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:37.560 with raisins. 0:05:37.880 --> 0:05:40.279 And you can add bananas, you can add anything. 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:43.240 You shouldn't have to add anything. No cereals should just 0:05:43.320 --> 0:05:44.240 calm and that's it. 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:47.560 I'm gonna listen. This is gonna be controversial. Four bowls. 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:51.799 Hell yeah, you guys are out of your damn minds, 0:05:52.440 --> 0:05:56.000 or as you like me to say, Gords, you're crazy. 0:05:56.000 --> 0:05:58.080 You know. They do also make grape nut flakes. I 0:05:58.080 --> 0:05:59.960 should have brought those. They probably just taste like brand. 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:03.000 But all right, hold on, so I'm not going to 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:06.440 be a complete dick. They're not horrendous. This is not 0:06:06.560 --> 0:06:08.520 something that I would enjoy. I don't. I would never 0:06:08.560 --> 0:06:12.279 buy this or eat it. But it's not you're eating mine. Okay, 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:14.320 there's lipstick all over the spoon. That's gross. 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:17.240 I really really liked it. It's it's not like I 0:06:17.240 --> 0:06:19.680 don't know. I eat it, and I don't feel like 0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:22.599 I ate something bad, if that makes sense. It feels 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:24.400 like I'm eating almost like a granola bar. 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:27.320 I feel like I feel like I ate something bad. 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:28.560 It's called grape nuts. 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:31.280 I love grape nuts. Grape nuts are now a cereal. 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:33.560 I will actually pick up off the shelf, So thank you, Amy. 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:35.520 Well, you better you better work out first, because the 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:37.360 box is so heavy that it'll fall and break your. 0:06:37.279 --> 0:06:41.160 Foot Andrew shape, Yeah, okay, shocked. 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:45.119 That's great. So five bowls from Amy, four balls from Andrew. 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:46.159 I will give it one ball. 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:49.400 That's a little okay, No, no, no, what you're trying 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:51.800 to do. This is some clickbait on this podcast. 0:06:52.440 --> 0:06:54.640 I just I don't I wouldn't never eat this cereal. 0:06:54.720 --> 0:06:56.640 I'm sorry, I don't like it. That's what this podcast 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:57.080 is all about. 0:06:57.120 --> 0:06:59.839 I take the part of eating it that you would 0:06:59.880 --> 0:07:02.719 never buy the cereal? Can you still definitively say it 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:04.120 is a bad cereal? 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:06.720 Taste wise, I don't really like it. 0:07:06.880 --> 0:07:08.080 What don't you like about the taste? 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:10.400 It's just it's oh, I just broke the bag. It's 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:11.280 it's bland. 0:07:11.680 --> 0:07:13.600 He doesn't like it because it's six dollars a box. 0:07:13.960 --> 0:07:18.320 There's that. It's it's bland, it's boring, and it's just 0:07:18.640 --> 0:07:20.960 it can't hold my attention from more than two spoonfuls. 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:24.240 I love that we're talking about cereal keeping your attention. 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:26.920 That's right, that's right. There's no characters on the box. 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:28.280 I really love grape nuts. 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:30.360 There's a butterfly because it's non gmo. 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:32.560 Do you know what it tastes like? What a little 0:07:32.600 --> 0:07:36.000 bit like total, like just regular plain Total, which I enjoyed. 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:39.440 Yes, do you know that Kelloggs also makes Oh my god, 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:40.840 my band hait just flipped off and you can see 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:41.440 my poison ivy. 0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:43.200 Oh great, So now poison ivy in the milk in 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:43.880 the cups. 0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:48.480 It taste better. But Kelloggs makes All Brand buds, which 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:50.240 are do you remember the All Brand that we had 0:07:50.240 --> 0:07:53.600 there were the long straw thing. Well they have buds 0:07:53.600 --> 0:07:56.680 also that are the same as these, but it's probably 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:57.840 more brand than this. 0:07:57.840 --> 0:07:59.840 This did not taste like All Brand. This tastes delic 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:01.640 and I think you amy all right. 0:08:01.560 --> 0:08:02.920 You can take this box? Won't please? Get it the 0:08:02.960 --> 0:08:05.280 hell out of my sack? All right? So here comes 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:07.720 the next healthy cereal. This one probably has a little 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:09.960 bit more sugar in it, so I might like this 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:10.880 one a tiny bit. 0:08:11.320 --> 0:08:13.200 I detect a little bit of an attitude when you 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:15.880 keep saying healthy, I'm going to the cereal. 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:17.600 Let me get past all this sugar. 0:08:17.680 --> 0:08:20.160 Oh, you really have to make sure you pull down 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:22.080 your shirt because that butt crack just hangs out. 0:08:22.200 --> 0:08:25.239 Okay, So this is from Kellogg's and it's called smart Start. 0:08:25.280 --> 0:08:26.440 Perhaps you've heard of it. Before. 0:08:26.600 --> 0:08:27.559 I love Smart Start. 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:31.400 Well, I can't recall ever trying this cereal, so. 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:35.040 It's basically total all the cereals we're eating taste like total. 0:08:35.040 --> 0:08:40.520 Original antioxidant formula, antioxyden, vitamin CE and beta carotene. It. 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:42.199 I mean it looks healthy, but. 0:08:43.040 --> 0:08:44.000 What are the ingredients? 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:47.720 Rice, whole grain, wheat, sugar, so it's the third ingredient. Okay, 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:51.720 we're getting better, but let's open it up. Do I 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:55.680 if for scotti shake this, I don't know. I don't 0:08:55.679 --> 0:08:57.840 know if there's things other than flakes in here. 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:01.079 Excited with that shape you do the shaking home. 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:04.640 I do, although I see there are other things in there. 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:07.280 There's there's some granola type clusters. You're gonna mix it 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:11.760 with the grape nuts? Okay, yeah, great sound effects. 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:16.160 I actually want to mix the grape nuts with the 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:17.880 smart Start because they know what the smart Start tastes. 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:19.200 You shouldn't have to do that. 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:21.320 So there is one thing I would like to add 0:09:21.360 --> 0:09:23.680 to your podcast, but I couldn't get it here this morning. 0:09:24.080 --> 0:09:26.719 I'd like to get you a palate cleanser, like a 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:29.320 lemon sorbet so in between tastings. 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:31.360 I don't need that because the grape nuts tastes like crap, 0:09:31.440 --> 0:09:33.640 so that anything will be better. So let's go into 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:36.640 the smart Start, hater smart start from Kellogg's. Here we go. 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:42.680 A frosted flakes. To me, are less sweet frosted flakes, 0:09:42.679 --> 0:09:43.040 and I like. 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:44.920 It a little sweet, but it's okay. 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:46.400 Little cinnamon sugar in there. 0:09:46.800 --> 0:09:48.680 This is good. I'd give this four balls. 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:51.400 Four balls, huh Andy, four balls. 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:53.880 Listen. I'm actually going to go back to the drawing 0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:54.559 board on this one. 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:54.960 Okay. 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:59.160 I like the grape nuts better than this. 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:00.720 Shut hell up. 0:10:00.840 --> 0:10:04.920 I have to say, grape nuts are a fantastic cereal. 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:06.720 This is gonna get three bowls in a spoon for me. 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:08.960 Grape nuts still has to stick at four. I love 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:11.400 the taste of grape nuts. I could eat an entire 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:14.240 bowl of this. I don't find anything bad about it, 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:16.280 and I love that it has fiber to keep me regularly. 0:10:16.440 --> 0:10:19.480 Can we just get off the grape nuts? I turned, well, 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:25.800 it's not hard to turn, Andrew what I'm I'm also 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:27.480 going to go three bowls and a spoon on it. 0:10:27.520 --> 0:10:29.800 I like it on the smart Start. I like it 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:33.040 it is a less sweet frosted flakes because you know, 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:36.440 sugar now is kind of getting me. I don't know 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:39.640 what the word is, but what he's rolling his eyes. 0:10:39.720 --> 0:10:41.840 I can't if I eat too much sugar. I get tingly. 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:44.080 You are a hypochondriac? Has your arm pain? 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:45.600 My arm's good. I'm feeling better. 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:47.080 He's going for his physical tomorrow. 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:49.360 Yeah, okay, so the arm pain just went away. 0:10:49.520 --> 0:10:51.679 The arm pain? No, oh, my right arm? Yeah, no, 0:10:51.720 --> 0:10:52.360 that still hurts. 0:10:52.520 --> 0:10:55.640 He's convinced he has blood clot something along those lines. 0:10:55.720 --> 0:11:00.160 No, no, no, no, no, yes, so no, actually I've 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:02.920 ruled that out because my extremities don't hurt me anymore. 0:11:02.920 --> 0:11:04.440 It's just that something's going on in my arm. But 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:06.840 that's it's it's not a health thing. I'm good. Anyway, 0:11:06.880 --> 0:11:07.400 let's move on. 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:09.040 You didn't ask me what my reading was. 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:10.280 Oh yeah, go ahead, it' smart start. 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:12.240 Three bowls and a broken spoon. 0:11:12.360 --> 0:11:15.280 That's not that's not a thing. Half spoon, three balls 0:11:15.280 --> 0:11:15.679 in a spoon? 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:16.439 About three bowls? 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:18.240 Three balls? Okay, three balls. 0:11:18.440 --> 0:11:20.120 I just want to go back to one more thing. Yeah, 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:23.440 Scott is going to get very angry. So I kept 0:11:23.440 --> 0:11:24.800 a little bit of the grape nuts right here. 0:11:24.800 --> 0:11:25.040 Still. 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:29.079 Yeah, I love the grape nuts. Milk. It tastes delicious 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:31.400 and podcast. 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:33.880 Yes, we just did grape nuts and I threw up 0:11:33.920 --> 0:11:39.040 all over the place. Elvis, come here, try a handful 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:41.120 of grape nuts. I love grape nuts, so you don't. 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:43.160 I mean, how do you pull them up? Those little 0:11:43.160 --> 0:11:53.559 grapes here? It's like rabbit fo Yeah what they're disgusting? Okay, 0:11:54.320 --> 0:11:57.360 that he's very healthy. So on a scale of one 0:11:57.400 --> 0:12:00.800 to five bowls, what would you give it? Elvis? Hold 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:06.120 all right, I'm out. I'm getting out of here, seriously, bye, 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:08.800 all right, so uh smart start cereal? You gave it? 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:09.640 What now? Three? 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:09.880 Bawl? 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:11.839 All right? Well, this this thing is all over the place. 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:14.640 We're done with this healthy crap. Okay, because now it's 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:17.400 going to take a turn south. I'm so sorry, but 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:21.760 that's it. Here we go. Uh. This was requested also by. 0:12:21.559 --> 0:12:23.560 Amy, bringing it back to childhood days. 0:12:23.920 --> 0:12:25.560 Yes, and a bunch of listeners are like, dude, you 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:28.160 never did the original one yet, so take it away, 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:30.800 cap'n Island can. 0:12:31.000 --> 0:12:33.440 Yeah, and we're here to show the world the secret 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:34.320 though Crunch Island. 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:38.240 Then let's go here. The fields of up to daisies. 0:12:40.120 --> 0:12:43.840 Over Crunch Islands really a swing even. 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:48.439 Through hell and tunnel. Yea, whoa, oh Mountain, I'm going 0:12:48.559 --> 0:12:51.640 the twain Captain Crunch cereal. That could be a crunchy 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:53.720 part of a balance breakfast. 0:12:53.480 --> 0:12:58.240 That mountains named after me? What else mount crunch for? 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:01.920 We have to inject some sugar into this boring, bland episode. 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:06.120 It's only boring and bland to you. Do you want 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:07.840 me to talk more about grape nuts because they can 0:13:08.200 --> 0:13:09.959 no no more grape nuts. I'm going down to the 0:13:10.000 --> 0:13:15.440 cereal sack, good old original cap'n Crunch. I like cap'n Crunch. 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:18.480 We've done multiple versions of cap'n Crunch, never the original. 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:20.880 I love the original too, because I mean, it's just 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:23.280 sugar crunch ad ties me, cap'n. 0:13:23.160 --> 0:13:25.000 I'm just preparing the roof of my mouth to get 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:25.480 cut open. 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:28.360 That's right. There will be shards of flesh dangling from 0:13:28.360 --> 0:13:29.120 the top of your mouth. 0:13:29.240 --> 0:13:32.880 Yep. None of that makes it sound appealing or appetizing. 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:37.520 Okay, Sorry, Look who I just found on the back 0:13:37.600 --> 0:13:40.040 of this box. I want you Andrew to pick it out. 0:13:40.480 --> 0:13:43.480 Find him at tell me who you see? Oh the 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:46.880 Cuisp guy Cuisp is on there, Come on, talk like him? 0:13:47.240 --> 0:13:50.160 Oh the alien? Yeah, the alien with the lift. 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:53.360 The lyt, the lift bequidt so and look and these 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:55.360 goofy looking dude. This is totally like straight out of 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:57.760 seventies cartoons. I love the back of this box. There's 0:13:57.760 --> 0:13:59.040 all kinds of hidden stuff in here. 0:13:59.160 --> 0:14:01.600 They made the captains sound drunk in all his commercials 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:06.719 from the seventies and eighties. Though, yeah, Zo, he probably was. 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:09.680 He was. He was definitely high and drunk and everything. 0:14:09.960 --> 0:14:11.840 That's how it went down in the seventies. All right, 0:14:11.880 --> 0:14:14.520 So let's break into this now. I you remember it 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:18.480 wh a few episodes ago, I rattled off all forty 0:14:18.640 --> 0:14:21.760 five versions of forty forty five varieties of cap'n Crunch 0:14:21.960 --> 0:14:24.120 because there have been so many, And actually just saw 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:26.160 a red, white and blue cap'n Crunch on the shelf 0:14:26.200 --> 0:14:28.160 in the supermarket, so that's probably still left over from 0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:28.680 fourth of July. 0:14:28.920 --> 0:14:31.120 I didn't buy it because I'm surprised, And then next 0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:33.040 year at this time you'd be like, wow, red white 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:34.200 and blue cap'n Crunch. 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:36.680 Excited. Wait a second, this bag. 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:38.320 He always blames it on the bag. 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:42.160 Oh I tore it, I toilet. I need a ziplock bag. Amy, 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:45.360 you have one handy no, you don't allow me to. 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:48.000 I might. I might dump the grape nuts out and 0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:50.960 use that bag. All right, good old classic cap'n crunch 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:51.520 from Quaker. 0:14:53.040 --> 0:14:56.400 I have a dumb question, Yeah, was cereal ever in 0:14:56.520 --> 0:14:59.880 the sixties or the seventies? Was the cereal always in 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:01.880 a bag or did it ever just come in the box? 0:15:02.360 --> 0:15:04.200 There always had to be some sort of liner. I 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:07.240 don't know. I'd have to look back at the archives 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:09.360 of Cereal. Did you see that? I just gleaked? Did 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:11.680 you see it? I sprayed spit on the board. 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:14.040 Thank you so much for calling attention to that. That's 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:15.120 so great, No problem. 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:16.920 I would assume that there was always some sort of 0:15:17.000 --> 0:15:18.840 liner between the box and the cereal. 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:22.000 Why have they not come out with a resealable cereal? 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:23.280 Sat they have? 0:15:23.880 --> 0:15:26.119 He's omnipotent and it's moltomeal. 0:15:26.600 --> 0:15:28.600 Look see it's a zipped clothes But. 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:30.840 The problem is you get forty two pounds of cereal 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:31.680 and the. 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:35.000 Cereal you know. Well, but no, they should. They should 0:15:35.000 --> 0:15:36.720 have a resealable bag in the box, as we mentioned 0:15:36.720 --> 0:15:39.400 that a couple episodes ago, and that's something that they 0:15:39.400 --> 0:15:42.240 should do. All right, So let's get into Captain crunch. 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:44.240 These pieces do appear a bit smaller than they did 0:15:44.240 --> 0:15:46.240 when we were children. I feel like they were bigger. 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:50.040 You can't eat yet, You're so defiant. 0:15:50.600 --> 0:15:52.680 Here you go, Andrew, I think you Scott. 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:54.840 Now, I'm just gonna take one spoonful because you know, 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:56.760 cutting the sugar and all. All right, here we go. 0:15:58.840 --> 0:16:01.920 M hm, classic delicious. 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:05.560 Sweet injury, a bit too sweet. At first, I was like, uh, oh, 0:16:05.760 --> 0:16:07.520 these don't taste the same, but then they did. 0:16:07.680 --> 0:16:09.920 They do. I was never a cap'ain crunch kid, really 0:16:10.000 --> 0:16:11.840 never had it. Oh, I know what it tastes like. 0:16:12.480 --> 0:16:13.160 It's delicious. 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:16.520 I like this. I like crunch berries, the oops all berries. 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:18.960 I give a peanut butter crunch. That's like a big 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:19.440 one for me. 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:21.760 I give this four balls, three balls and a spoon 0:16:21.880 --> 0:16:25.040 for me. Amy two balls, okay, because she doesn't like sugar, 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:28.000 so even though she continues to eat it, she obviously 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:30.120 loves it, she'll give it two balls. 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:32.600 I'm actually requesting more grape bus Okay. 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:35.760 Well, you know, I just realized that there's a little 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:38.280 bit of an issue with this episode. What so we've 0:16:38.320 --> 0:16:43.120 done grape nuts, classic smart start, classic captain crunch, classic 0:16:43.520 --> 0:16:45.560 we had no new cereal in this episode, and we 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:49.600 pride ourselves with, you know, exposing the listeners to new cereals. 0:16:49.920 --> 0:16:51.560 Are you going to four bowls? 0:16:51.640 --> 0:16:54.680 There has to be one more. I apologize, but I'm 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:56.560 going to go down to the cereal sack. Amy will 0:16:56.600 --> 0:16:58.480 not like this, but here we go. 0:16:58.960 --> 0:17:01.080 Dude, is it the chicken waffle cereal. 0:17:00.880 --> 0:17:02.760 From the people who gave you every other sweet piece 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:06.680 of crap delicious cereal? I give you General Mills Dippin' dots, 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:09.639 no cookies and cream. No, what do you mean? 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:09.760 No? 0:17:10.040 --> 0:17:10.960 No, why no? 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:11.280 No? 0:17:11.640 --> 0:17:13.080 This has been out for about a year or so now, 0:17:13.119 --> 0:17:14.080 but I'll still call it new. 0:17:14.720 --> 0:17:16.280 Is the box about a year old? 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:18.800 No, I just got it. It's good till December. 0:17:18.920 --> 0:17:20.639 Is there anything else on that we could pick from? 0:17:20.760 --> 0:17:23.000