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Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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Speaker 2: of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: It's a clearinghouse of hot takes. Break free for something special.

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Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.

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Speaker 3: In the air everywhere, The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben

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Speaker 3: Mahler and Danny g Radio. A Happy Saturday to you

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Speaker 3: as we are back in the remote studio for the podcast.

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Speaker 3: It is the seventh day of March. It is early

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Speaker 3: in the morning. We are celebrating National Bend Day today,

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Speaker 3: National Ben Day today. That's a thing, not a big thing,

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Speaker 3: it's a thing. And yeah, so that's a day for me.

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Speaker 3: And there's not a lot of Bens anymore in the world.

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Speaker 3: Not even when I was a kid.

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Speaker 1: There weren't that many.

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Speaker 1: Like late eighteen hundred, eighteen eighties.

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Speaker 3: The name Ben was one of the most popular names anywhere,

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Speaker 3: Like the top ten popular name you named your Boyd

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Speaker 1: Now I do believe in the boomerang.

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Speaker 3: Theory that all names will be brought back at some point, right,

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Speaker 3: you know, through time. Obviously we're only here a short

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Speaker 3: Like when I was a kid, there were some relatives

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Speaker 3: celebrate Ben day, famous bench. Do you know any famous

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Speaker 3: Ben I'm not famous. Benjamin Johnson the second most important

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Speaker 3: English playwright. How about that fifteen hundreds playwright poet wrote

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Speaker 3: I'm thinking you've heard who that person was, Benjamin Franklin. Hello,

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Speaker 3: and he had control over all post offices from Massachusetts

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Speaker 1: So there you go. It's a national Benday.

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Speaker 3: So you can celebrate that appropriately on this edition of

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Speaker 3: The Fifth Hour, the Saturday special of the Life of

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Speaker 3: Mahlor and Danny g but he's not here. So we

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Speaker 3: have YouTube University and the gig Economy.

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Speaker 1: But we're going to start with this.

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Speaker 3: Tales from the Not So Naked City, a story of

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna give you my Hollywood style pitchure

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Speaker 3: So it's a story of heartbreak, betrayal, rust, and ultimately redemption.

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Speaker 1: Are you hooked? Yes?

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Speaker 3: No, maybe, so, maybe you're, Maybe you're I don't know,

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Speaker 3: but you know it anyway, whether you're hooked or not.

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Speaker 3: So let me take you on a journey behind the

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Speaker 3: curtain here at the Malor Mansion, a journey that many

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Speaker 3: of my p ones, senior generals, and the mal militia

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Speaker 3: unlikely you you're listening to the podcast, so you're at

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Speaker 1: So you've heard me chat over the years, right, You've

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Speaker 3: Chat over the years about my culinary empire and everything

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Speaker 3: I've got going on in the back patio of the

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Speaker 3: Malor Mansion, talking about the crown Jewel of course, the

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Speaker 3: pride and joy of the backyard. The Blackstone Griddle. Now,

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Speaker 3: if you're not familiar with the Blackstone griddle, it's every

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Speaker 3: backyard cooking. This thing is a flat top dream machine. Burgers, cheese, steaks, fajitas,

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Speaker 3: the Blackstone can handle it. It's essentially having a restaurant

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Speaker 3: as I said, just about everything, lunch, dinner, breakfast. It's

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Speaker 3: a catastrophe structor malle mansion, And like many disasters, it

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Speaker 3: Our contractor, really good dude, does great work. Forgot one

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Speaker 3: small detail in the margins, if you will, he did

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Speaker 3: not cover the griddle, my beloved pride.

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Speaker 3: And keep in mind I wasn't cooking at this time,

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Speaker 3: It's like this reddish brown apocalypse. And my beautiful blank

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Speaker 1: This is not good. Now, I got to I've spent

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Speaker 3: I know, I got a lot of time off from work,

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Speaker 3: bummed out, Benny. And now the easy move would have been,

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Speaker 3: I believe they're around five hundred dollars give or take.

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Speaker 3: And some maybe even you might think, well, you know,

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Speaker 1: You're doing overnight talk radio.

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Speaker 3: That's where the money is, not the daytime shows with

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Speaker 1: No, overnight radio five hundred dollars is nothing. Oh no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: losing a starting offensive lineman before the playoffs. That's not good.

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Speaker 3: So instead of throwing in the towel, which I normally

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Speaker 3: I did what every modern American does when confronted now

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Speaker 1: I went to college.

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Speaker 3: I went to YouTube University, my preferred university. Some of

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Speaker 3: you elitists love Harvard or Mit. Forget about that Yale.

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Speaker 3: Come on Brown, what can Brown do for you?

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Speaker 3: The real Ivy League is not Princeton. It's a twelve

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Speaker 3: minute video titled how to fix a rusted blackstone griddle

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Speaker 3: for idiots right shocking results.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking mental notes.

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Speaker 1: Now. Step one, you have to scrape the rust. Done.

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Speaker 3: Step two oil, Okay, done that. Step three turn on

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Speaker 1: I have the gas bag Jene. Historically speaking, I have been.

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Speaker 3: Much closer to Wrecket Ralph, who we used to work with,

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Speaker 3: former radio guy Ralph Irvin. Much closer to Wrecket Ralph

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Speaker 3: than fix at Felix. If something broke at the Malor Mansion,

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Speaker 3: So I'm scraping rust like a gold miner during the

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Speaker 1: Oil all over the griddle.

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Speaker 3: The fire burning on the on the black top, burn

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Speaker 3: running some kind of barbecue speak easy thing and more oil,

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Speaker 1: And on and on and on and on. Hours went by.

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Speaker 3: It was not meatball surgery. It was Blackstone griddle surgery.

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Speaker 3: And slowly, slowly, the miracle began to happen. That orangey,

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Speaker 1: Back started vanishing. Abra cadabra, hocus posts was disappearing. I

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Speaker 1: don't know when it went. I have no idea. It disappeared.

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Speaker 1: The surface got a little darker, it became smooth, and

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Speaker 3: You know, when something looks right right, Even blind Scott

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Speaker 1: We landed the plane.

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Speaker 3: Baby, the Blackstone was back, yes, and better than ever.

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Speaker 3: Benny Blackstone had regourge it to resurrected the griddle, and

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, that's like nineties, two thousands, early two thousands.

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Speaker 3: who knows, Maybe the future. I used to say I

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Speaker 3: would work at Costco, give sports takes on a podcast,

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Speaker 3: late night monologues at the Mallard Dog Club. Do that instead?

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Speaker 3: Do that instead a place where wealthy dog owners drop

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Speaker 3: off their pets while they're at work. The bulldog is

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Speaker 3: gonna nap their Moxie, I get my ten thousand steps

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Speaker 3: the dark, all right now.

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Speaker 1: Meanwhile, somewhere in.

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Speaker 3: Shanghai, a guy is feeding fifty five cats and laughing

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Speaker 3: all the way to the bank, which tells you something

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Speaker 3: about the modern economy. The real money isn't always where

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Speaker 3: the simplest possible place, right at the end of a leash,

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Speaker 3: right there. Yes, So, if you'll excuse me, Moxie, I

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Speaker 3: think she just rolled.

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Speaker 4: Over there and she needs a belly rub, so clearly

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Speaker 4: she's trying to impress me. I think she's ready for

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Speaker 4: the executive chair on this new startup business that we're

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Speaker 4: going to have here, the Mallard Daytime Dog Concierge. On

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Speaker 4: that note, have a great rest of your Saturday, and

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Speaker 4: appreciate your supporting the podcast and all that.

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Speaker 1: We'll have the mail bag on Sunday. Sunday Sunday. What

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Speaker 1: could possibly go wrong with that?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 1: Catch you then, Aloha. I think I.

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Speaker 4: Got all the key thing later Skater and oh yeah,

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Speaker 4: Austa pasta I gotta get.

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Speaker 1: I got Austin.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I've checked every single box, every single box.

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Speaker 1: Vopulation