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Speaker 1: You know the movie Men in Black almost didn't have

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Speaker 1: Will Smith in it.

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Speaker 2: That is so hard, it's broken. Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: I just learned this.

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Speaker 1: You'll never guess who they offered the lead role to first.

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Speaker 2: Could be kind of obscure.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes the actor they originally wanted as the star Ross

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Speaker 1: from Friends, David Schwimmer.

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Speaker 2: Could you imagine to have one of the whitiest officials?

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Speaker 1: He had to turn it down. And you know why

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Speaker 1: why because we're late.

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Speaker 3: So tell me we were on a break because we

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Speaker 3: got to get the w C I I which clip

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Speaker 3: is it?

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Speaker 2: I thought he was stuck in the hallway with a couch.

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Speaker 3: Two viral sound bites from the internet and only enough

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Speaker 3: time to play one.

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Speaker 2: Let's get right to your choices.

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Speaker 1: Your first option is a twenty four second clip of

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Speaker 1: a baby maniacally laughing in slow motion when he sees

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Speaker 1: a puppy eating bubbles.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's or.

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Speaker 2: Do you want option too?

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Speaker 1: A thirty second clip of a dog losing his marbles

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Speaker 1: because his favorite song is the theme to Ducktails. Oh, so,

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Speaker 1: which do you want to hear?

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Speaker 2: We have to make the right choice.

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Speaker 3: Baby goes Chucky or Doggie Loves ducky Alexis, I don't.

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Speaker 2: Even know ducktails tooled for me? So baby goes chucky

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Speaker 2: for the baby Brook. Screw you, Alexis, give me that

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Speaker 2: ducky dog. I know you're gonna say screw the baby.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Jose, you get the final say no turning back.

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Speaker 2: Let's hear the sound of a dog losing.

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Speaker 1: His mind because his favorite song is the theme to ducktails.

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Speaker 2: Do you want to go for a walk or do

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Speaker 2: you want me to sing the ducktails theme?

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Speaker 4: Ducktails? Who?

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Speaker 1: Every day I've been making duck tails?

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Speaker 4: Who demils and damning do that?

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Speaker 1: And good luck tails?

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Speaker 2: That dog is so happy?

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Speaker 4: That was which clip?

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Speaker 1: Is it?

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Speaker 3: I'm your host, Jeff under the table, over the shorts, devout.

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Speaker 3: Let's get right to your shock collar questions of the day.

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Speaker 4: You are very short? Oh really?

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Speaker 2: Oops?

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Speaker 4: How did those get on? Anyway?

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Speaker 2: Jake could take it away?

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Speaker 4: On this day? In nineteen ninety one, the world lost

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Speaker 4: a literary legend when children's author doctor Seuss passed away. Wow,

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Speaker 4: that's a long time ago. He taught us important life

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Speaker 4: lessons like never trust hats and hats and sneeches get stitches.

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Speaker 4: But today we're gonna celebrate his life's work with some

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Speaker 4: special children's book trivia. So come gather round. Let's have

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Speaker 4: a grand time with questions and riddles and all sorts

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Speaker 4: of rhymes. Yeah, will die in the Sus in his wild,

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Speaker 4: wacky world with creatures in places that make your head twirl.

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Speaker 4: Who's up for a quiz? Who's ready to play? We'll

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Speaker 4: see what you know on this Sussie Seuss Day.

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Speaker 2: I'm not done.

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Speaker 4: I'm not done. Let me get it out. So think

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Speaker 4: Doctor Seuss round of twenty of twenty. Okay, now it does.

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Speaker 4: Here's how it works. I'll give you the title of

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Speaker 4: a possible Doctor Seuss book. You just have to tell

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Speaker 4: me if it's real or if I just made it up.

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Speaker 4: So many, oh my gosh, so many. We'll start with

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Speaker 4: the woman who wrote her senior college thesis about one fish,

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Speaker 4: two fish, redfish, bluefish.

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Speaker 2: How many were there?

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Speaker 4: Alexis I have a thesis of boise stage. Alexis your

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Speaker 4: possible Doctor Seus's title is the Zany Zupfelwump goes ker Plump?

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Speaker 4: Is that a real Doctor SEUs? Whipper? Did I make

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Speaker 4: that up? Zephyrump or whatever sounds so cute. You.

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Speaker 1: I just feel like it's too long of a title

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Speaker 4: Jake Alexis said, that's fake. It is made up. Good eyes, Alexis.

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Speaker 4: We're over to Brook. Okay, Brook, your book is Hooray

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Speaker 4: for Wobble Gobble Day? Is that a real doctor? Did

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Speaker 4: we make that up? I mean I could see it

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Speaker 1: What I mean?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And I know they've done he you know, obviously

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Speaker 4: I'm going to say that it's real. Brook said, Hooray

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Speaker 4: for Wobble Gobbled Day is real? It is? It's made up.

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Speaker 4: The real book is called Hooray for Diffin Do for Day.

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Speaker 4: It's a different doer than you were thinking. We're over to.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I got my days mixed up, you know your.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes, Jose, your book is called thid Wick the Big

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Speaker 4: Hearted Moose? Is that a real doctor SEUs title? Or

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Speaker 4: did we make that up? It's so cute? Or it's

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Speaker 4: about an enlarged heart.

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Speaker 2: And he's a medical condition. Ye sick moose.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, They're like, hey, you can't run that fast.

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Speaker 2: Hunting season is a good thing in this place.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, to the population, I'm saying this is true, jose said,

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Speaker 4: week The big Hearted Moose is a real title. It is. Yes,

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Speaker 4: he's big hearted because he's a kind moose that lets

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Speaker 4: other animals live in his giant antlers. It's different big

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Speaker 4: body parts and squirrels. Speaking of big body parts, Jeffrey

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Speaker 4: over to you. Your title is The Sneaky snicker Poodle

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Speaker 4: and the Case of the Missing Noodles. Is that a

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Speaker 4: real Doctor SEUs title? Or did we make that up?

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Speaker 4: It's interesting because the Moose one didn't rhyme.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. Actually, none of his titles really rhyme,

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Speaker 2: do they.

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Speaker 4: It's just that that he has so much rhymes within

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Speaker 4: the book just doom that is. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: He really gets lazy when it comes to the title

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Speaker 1: and using Alexis reasoning, it's really really long.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, people don't have patience to read that much on

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Speaker 1: the title page.

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Speaker 2: So I'm gonna say that's made up.

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey said, it's made up. It is, jeff Spine, We're

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Speaker 4: back to Alexis. Your title is called because a Little

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Speaker 4: Bug Went kaboom? Really, do we make that up?

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Speaker 1: Happened?

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Speaker 4: Is it hitting a windshield? The little bug doing.

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Speaker 2: It's detonating a bomb? Doctor is definitely alive during the

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Speaker 2: Atomic era.

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Speaker 4: Rhyme.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what it's about, but I'm gonna say

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Speaker 3: it's true.

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Speaker 4: Alexis said, it's true. It is, but it is close.

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Speaker 4: The actual book title is because a little Bug went

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Speaker 4: kat Chew.

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Speaker 2: You're tricky, Jake.

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Speaker 4: We're back to Jose and Jeffrey of the Final Tooth.

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Speaker 4: Next one, you get one wrong loses. Jose. Your title

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Speaker 4: is I had trouble in getting to Sola Salut. Is

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Speaker 4: that a real title? Or can we make that up?

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, see it sounds like it'd be such

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Speaker 3: a fun adventure story about.

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Speaker 4: Airports, you know, luggage, what do you know? I don't

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Speaker 4: think it's real. Jose said, it's fake. It is. That's

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Speaker 4: a true title. It's a magical city where there's no

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Speaker 4: problems or are there.

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Speaker 1: There?

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Speaker 4: That means Jeffrey has one. Today's edion of twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: And somebody's gonna be singing the classic Doctor Sue's song

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Speaker 1: tub Thumping by Chumba Womba that's gonna be brooked today.

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Speaker 4: He takes away a drink.

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Speaker 2: He drinks a bock of drinks.

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Speaker 4: He takes a lot of drink.

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Speaker 2: He drinks a soda drinks. He sings the songs that remind.

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Speaker 4: Him of the good times.

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Speaker 2: He sings the songs that remind him of the better.

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Speaker 4: Look out.

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Speaker 2: A little accent going they do to solution. That's your

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Speaker 2: shot collar question of the day. We got your phones

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Speaker 2: have coming up in just a few minutes. Brooking Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the morning.