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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here Nicky, Hello, here I am.

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Speaker 1: It's a Nicki Glazer podcast. Welcome to the show. First

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Speaker 1: of the week, it's Tuesday. I hope you guys had

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Speaker 1: a good Um Monday four Um, we were off. It was.

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Speaker 1: It feels like we were on a really long break

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Speaker 1: for some reason. Like I can't believe we did. Do

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Speaker 1: we do with four shows last week? Did we do

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Speaker 1: a Thursday show? I don't even remember that. It feels

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Speaker 1: so long ago, though, But it's good to be back. Um.

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Speaker 1: I had a really good break. How was How is your? Guy?

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Speaker 1: Says Andrew. Let's start with you. How is your great break? Staycation?

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Speaker 1: We have? Like I don't know, I feel like there's

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Speaker 1: so much pressure to do something when you have four

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Speaker 1: days off. Everyone's like, what are you gonna do? Were

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Speaker 1: you gonna go? You want to come to my sister

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Speaker 1: in law's pool party? And we're like, don't have Friday off?

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Speaker 1: A lot of people did? They did? Okay, a lot

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Speaker 1: of people travel. You traveled. We're going to maybe go

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Speaker 1: to Chicago, maybe Charleston. We stayed here and we it

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Speaker 1: was fun. I mean it was pretty chill. I shipped

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Speaker 1: my pants. Everything was great. Okay, what's up? What happened?

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Speaker 1: You were going to go to Charleston? Is that what

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Speaker 1: it's like? Yeah, it's like ship my pants. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: that you did, but you didn't go to Charleston. No,

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Speaker 1: surprisingly No, but I did ship my pants. And it's

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Speaker 1: like whatever Charleston's it's Charleston Chew came out of my

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Speaker 1: ask Oh my god, why did you come on? Now?

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Speaker 1: Oh god? He's scoreding gatorade in his mouth. What is

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Speaker 1: this gatorade bottle with the Chiefs logo on it? These? No?

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Speaker 1: I mean, yes, I do the game. I'm bringing it back.

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Speaker 1: They gave me a free one with a Gatorade. Who's they? They?

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Speaker 1: The Gatorade? You get a deal you buy like nineteen

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Speaker 1: games for free the Kansas City Chiefs logo. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't know what's that about. I mean, here a St.

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Speaker 1: Lucis on football team. That's a good point. So that's

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Speaker 1: the closest one. All right? What why? How did you

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Speaker 1: shut your pants? Dude? Have you said there's this show

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Speaker 1: called Summer I Feel Pretty, And I was Summer I

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Speaker 1: Feel the Summer, I Feel Pretty? You said this show

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Speaker 1: was called Summer I Feel Pretty? As in it was

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Speaker 1: a name of a girl, Comma, and someone telling her

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Speaker 1: I feel pretty. I have already read the name of

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Speaker 1: the show one time, and I already know that it

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Speaker 1: is not that you watched the show, No, just five

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Speaker 1: episodes the Summer I Felt Pretty. I believe it's what

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Speaker 1: it's called. And I swear to God maybe I read

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Speaker 1: it twice and it was just like, you know, really

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Speaker 1: fair verbal. You called it summer feel Pretty, Summer I

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Speaker 1: feel pretty? Yes, Okay, So what so you're watching the

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Speaker 1: show called Summer I Feel Pretty? Yes, it's the prequel.

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Speaker 1: Did you think when you said that? Were you thinking, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're just talking, just talking, okay, ship was coming on

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Speaker 1: my mouth. So I'm watching this. I'm crying. This shows.

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Speaker 1: It's deeply moving, terrible, but I am crying. It's one

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Speaker 1: of those shows. Are you crying? Five episodes in two

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Speaker 1: it's about mother, sick, mother, cancer, mother. I applied it

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Speaker 1: to myself. It got me good. Two brothers fighting over it.

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Speaker 1: Chris was just telling this Weekend about he had a

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Speaker 1: an ex who lost her dad and was like, you know,

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Speaker 1: went at a young age and went through you know,

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Speaker 1: this was like early, like you know, years and years

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Speaker 1: was terrible. She was just coming out of like coming

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Speaker 1: out of it and ready to like date again and

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Speaker 1: kind of like spend time. And he was like, let's

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Speaker 1: do like a movie night. And he picked a movie

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Speaker 1: and that he had seen before, and he did, my

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Speaker 1: what movie was it? It was some Oh, it was

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Speaker 1: Big Fish and he had seen it, but he did

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Speaker 1: not think about And as he's watching it, he starts

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Speaker 1: to realize it's about a father's passing, and he has

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Speaker 1: trot like he's just scrambling to come up with any

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Speaker 1: way to abort this movie because it's going to trigger.

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Speaker 1: And it got us on the conversation this weekend of

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Speaker 1: just like, have you ever been in a thing in

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Speaker 1: your relationship going through something that's like really fraught that

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Speaker 1: maybe you guys fought about but like haven't really healed over,

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Speaker 1: or you know, it could be infidelity And then all

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Speaker 1: this and that is everywhere on TV and movies to

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Speaker 1: avoid music with infidelity or betrayal, and like when it

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Speaker 1: comes up in a TV show or a movie that

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Speaker 1: you're watching with a person, the awkwardness of just both

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Speaker 1: you not acknowledging it, like everyone experiences that I would

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Speaker 1: love a bestie to write in with a specific example

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Speaker 1: because they can't come up with one now, but or

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Speaker 1: a fan rex in with one. Um anyway, So that

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Speaker 1: just got me thinking about it. But it's sometimes it's

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Speaker 1: pretty nice, especially if you have pent up feelings about

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Speaker 1: like your mom being sick, like it's nice to just

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Speaker 1: get it out and a little bit more came out

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Speaker 1: than to steer against you crieds or you shoot your pants.

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Speaker 1: So I I know, so I was crying. We're eating

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Speaker 1: chicken salad in bed. I'm crying, Brenna's crying. We're both crying.

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Speaker 1: Um I, but I'm laughing about it mid tears. I

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Speaker 1: don't feel like ashamed about it. But it's a lot

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Speaker 1: of tears, like more than usual. And the show is

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Speaker 1: like a water down o c just like the ship

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Speaker 1: in my pants. So anyways, so I end up I

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Speaker 1: kind of want to get outside because we watched like seven.

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Speaker 1: You know when you sit in bed during the night, No,

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Speaker 1: this is during the day. All it's nice outside. I

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Speaker 1: want to get outside. I already hit golf balls early

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Speaker 1: that morning, but I kind of want to get outside

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Speaker 1: and hit golf balls again. I asked Brenda to go.

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Speaker 1: She didn't want to go. So I'm like, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm still gonna go outside. That's pretty much it that

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Speaker 1: and eat a frisbee. I don't know what else to

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't just lay on a lawn chair,

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Speaker 1: Sure I can't. It's well it's too hot for even that.

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Speaker 1: You're not wrong, it's almost too hot to go outside,

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Speaker 1: so go on. So I'm walking out. I'm kind of

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Speaker 1: like defiant, like I'm going to hit balls. Whether you

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Speaker 1: said the summer, I feel pretty summer, I feel pretty

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Speaker 1: this summer or whatever you call it, sounded exactly like

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Speaker 1: you were reading about. You were talking about the David

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Speaker 1: Sidario Sadari's book Me Talk Pretty One Day. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: sounds like a you know, uh, like a computer trying

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Speaker 1: to speak, although they do a better. Yeah, well they're

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Speaker 1: good at chess. Have you ever played chess? Like it's

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Speaker 1: a computers? I would play Connect for it's like an

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Speaker 1: AI thing. Um, So I'm walking away. I'm kind of defining.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm gonna go hit balls. I get in

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Speaker 1: the elevator, I go to fart and it's a little wet. Wait,

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Speaker 1: hold on, you go to fart in the elevator. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know that's the greatest place to fart, Like I

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Speaker 1: farted in the elevator today. But let's just he was already.

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Speaker 1: The guy got off on three and I go up

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Speaker 1: between three and twelve ever in the history of me

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Speaker 1: living here. So I farted and it was the tiniest

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Speaker 1: there's not going to be a lingering smell. So I

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Speaker 1: did I do? Do that? Do do? But so you

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Speaker 1: let out a fart on the third floor? Okay, In fairness,

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Speaker 1: I think I got ahead of myself. I farted before

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Speaker 1: I got in the elevator, just before. It's a little wet.

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Speaker 1: But I don't want to go back. I'm almost in

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Speaker 1: denial because here I am being defiant. If you go back,

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Speaker 1: I forgot I forgot to change my pants. So I

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Speaker 1: go down This is bad. I go downstairs and I'm

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Speaker 1: like a I'm almost in denial that had happened. I

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Speaker 1: don't think it's that bad. Where I don't. I really

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Speaker 1: don't know if it happened. Yeah, it just felt like

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Speaker 1: a hot breath that could be wet or yes, like

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Speaker 1: like a Rott Wilder's mouth. And so I get I

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Speaker 1: get in the car or no, I don't get in

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Speaker 1: how And even if I did shit my pants, I

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Speaker 1: almost was in the mindset where I'm gonna still go

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Speaker 1: hit balls with chicken salad way into this. Were you

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Speaker 1: depressed this weekend or something? Why would you still hit

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Speaker 1: golf balls with sh it in your pants? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I mean, care is plummeting. Well it's okay, okay, so

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Speaker 1: so you're okay, Yeah, I'm good. Okay, I'm good. So

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Speaker 1: I end up. I want to check to see if

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Speaker 1: I shipped my pants to make sure. No, I didn't

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Speaker 1: go finger. I had a towel. But this is all

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Speaker 1: on camera. I'm parked in future parking too, because I

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Speaker 1: was figuring I was leaving. Oh, you were parked like

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Speaker 1: in future, so there's definitely a camera out there. Do

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Speaker 1: you think our our listeners know what future parking means? And,

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Speaker 1: by the way, it is not future parking. Future citizen parking. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: do you think they know what that means? Okay, So

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Speaker 1: there's a place where you can park if you want

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Speaker 1: to check out an apartment or if you're like mature

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Speaker 1: citizen of this building parking. Yes, yes, And it's like

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Speaker 1: no garage it is. I mean you can see outside.

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Speaker 1: It's it's just a slightly covered garage. Okay. So I

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Speaker 1: grab a towel and I'm like, I should wear the

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Speaker 1: you still crying at this moment? I should be, okay,

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Speaker 1: I mean you told Brenna about all this right immediately.

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Speaker 1: like halfway in my car. So whoever's watching this, it's

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Speaker 1: How are you checking? Are you putting it down the

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Speaker 1: front or through the side? Like pants pants down? What andrew?

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Speaker 1: This is in the public how how fault far down you?

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Speaker 1: Did you cover your penis? I don't know? I was

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Speaker 1: so I was like, man, what is going on? So

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Speaker 1: then I checked the towel. Ship on the towel. Why

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Speaker 1: don't you check your pants? Because I was wearing black underwear,

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Speaker 1: wouldn't you see brown? I go, I go upstairs. I'm defeated.

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Speaker 1: I'm like five minutes and I just go upstairs. I'm like, hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up. She's like, what are you doing? Back? I

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Speaker 1: And she's like, no, really what happened? She could tell

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Speaker 1: my face. She goes, did you right away? I swear

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Speaker 1: you out? First thing she goes, you shake your pants?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, wait, how does she know change

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Speaker 1: your pants? Did you change your pants? No? Not yet,

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Speaker 1: you were just lingering. Did she smell it? No, she

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Speaker 1: just could sense it. What were you doing? Were you

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Speaker 1: she goes, I want to see I was like, I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to show you how much that's what she

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Speaker 1: but I think they were just like neighborhood fireworks. Yeah,

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00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:45,840
Speaker 1: I'm anti fireworks now. It's like it causes so much

423
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:49,679
Speaker 1: trauma to animals, not just pets. Obviously we know what

424
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,200
Speaker 1: it does to pets. Dogs are hiding under beds, cats

425
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:55,120
Speaker 1: are riding under beds, but like birds in the woods,

426
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:59,640
Speaker 1: newborn bunnies, even mama bunnies, like they're just explosions going

427
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,199
Speaker 1: off and it's so frightening to these animals and it

428
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:05,680
Speaker 1: causes them to run or like baby bunnies to run

429
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 1: before their birds, to get lost, birds to fall into trees.

430
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 1: Like it's traumatic to the environment. And firework yeah, it's

431
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:19,720
Speaker 1: so loud and I um. This weekend we went to

432
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,040
Speaker 1: this amazing fireworks show that it was like it was

433
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 1: the best firework show I'll ever see. Was so close

434
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:27,640
Speaker 1: up you're like literally inside the firework, but it felt

435
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:31,480
Speaker 1: felt that way. It was so nuts um and before

436
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,719
Speaker 1: the fireworks started, they did like a warning of like

437
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,639
Speaker 1: ten minutes and they shot off a firework and it

438
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,600
Speaker 1: was still kind of light out, and we were there

439
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,000
Speaker 1: for hours beforehand, like having dinner and just hanging out,

440
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:45,680
Speaker 1: so I was not expecting anything, and I thought it

441
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,199
Speaker 1: was a mass shooting or a bomb going off, Like

442
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,720
Speaker 1: I just read too much about that stuff. I'm too prepared,

443
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:54,120
Speaker 1: and I really thought something was gonna happen. So Chris,

444
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,119
Speaker 1: at the very second this happened, was taking a picture

445
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,399
Speaker 1: of me because we were talking about how like no

446
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 1: one takes pictures candid pictures anymore. We're always just like

447
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:04,679
Speaker 1: smiling and it's like not anymore, like ever, And so

448
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 1: he's taking a candid picture of me where I was

449
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:10,199
Speaker 1: just like staring, and then as he's taking the picture,

450
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 1: the warning shot goes off, the warning firework, and I

451
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:19,360
Speaker 1: got so scared because I thought it was I really

452
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,919
Speaker 1: thought it was a bomb going off. My mind was

453
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 1: just not in firework mode yet. It was more in

454
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,399
Speaker 1: there's going to be a bomb mode because it was

455
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,639
Speaker 1: just a crowded event and just I don't know, I

456
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:31,480
Speaker 1: read about Columbine. You're probably reading about what happened at

457
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 1: this three days ago. Yeah, it was on Friday. So

458
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,480
Speaker 1: I take a picture. He takes a picture, and I go,

459
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,159
Speaker 1: oh my god, if that was alive. You know when

460
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,520
Speaker 1: you take live pictures and they have like a little

461
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:45,960
Speaker 1: moment where you like twitch in it. I was like,

462
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,520
Speaker 1: you probably would have caught me looking terrified. And we

463
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,160
Speaker 1: watched it back and it is me just like this,

464
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:55,639
Speaker 1: and then like, like, my face is so scared. It

465
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 1: looks exactly like the face of something someone that is

466
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:01,920
Speaker 1: like I literally thought I was what in a terrorist event?

467
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 1: And um. And so then we took that footage and

468
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 1: we made a bunch of like we made it into

469
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,200
Speaker 1: like a longer video, and I was going to post

470
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 1: it and say this is this is an American at

471
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 1: a crowded event, like the irony is I was at

472
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 1: a fireworks show and you can't even enjoy a fireworks

473
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 1: show anymore because when you're at a crowded event in America,

474
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,080
Speaker 1: you think there's the possibility of getting shot in it.

475
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 1: And so this is me, like I was gonna post.

476
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 1: I had a whole draft written up that was gonna

477
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,400
Speaker 1: post because it's such a crazy photo because you see

478
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,640
Speaker 1: me go from like totally fine to like, oh my god,

479
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell the fear in my eyes is like

480
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,359
Speaker 1: that of a it's I got to see myself in

481
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 1: the most vulnerable state. And then I'm about to post it,

482
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 1: and like an alert comes through of like six dead

483
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 1: in Chicago, and I'm just like what like and I go, oh,

484
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 1: now I can't post it. And then I realized you

485
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 1: can't ever post anything about that. There's always gonna be

486
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 1: something that's like this is insensitive because it happens every

487
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:02,439
Speaker 1: fucking day. Tim Chris's brother was two blocks away from that.

488
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:06,200
Speaker 1: What they heard the sirens They had just walked by

489
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 1: all those places that had the windows blown out. I

490
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 1: mean they were they were right, they were right there.

491
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 1: And then I know someone else who's from that area.

492
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:16,959
Speaker 1: It's crazy. That's It's like, uh yeah, yeah. A lot

493
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,400
Speaker 1: of people are trying to link it to Chicago violence,

494
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:24,920
Speaker 1: like they love that fucking Chicago. It's Chicago, and it's

495
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:27,479
Speaker 1: thirty minutes north of Chicago in like a very wealthy

496
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 1: neighborhood that's nothing like what the violence usually is. They

497
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:33,639
Speaker 1: like to link those things. Well, I don't like that

498
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 1: they don't link the things because it is all the same,

499
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 1: like black kids getting shot at inner City Chicago is

500
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:44,120
Speaker 1: the same as people getting shot in the suburbs. That

501
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 1: so to differentiate because I saw how them that was

502
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 1: like shooting an affluent Chicago and it's like, why do

503
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,399
Speaker 1: we need to know that? Why is this different? And

504
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 1: this deserves more attention because six people are getting shot

505
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,880
Speaker 1: in Chicago every day at least I guarantee it. Yeah,

506
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 1: I don't think it deserves more attention, but I I

507
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 1: think it's a common thing that people say that are

508
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 1: supporting guns, like, oh, well, there's strict laws in Chicago.

509
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,119
Speaker 1: People are still going, yeah, there's like the strictest state

510
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:16,119
Speaker 1: and people bring guns over from Indiana like that's the

511
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:18,879
Speaker 1: whole thing. There's not like checkpoints at the state lines.

512
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 1: Do people think they're only for abortion now? Yeah, so

513
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,399
Speaker 1: you got a gun, that's fine, come on in. Oh

514
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 1: my god, yeah, um yeah, dude, the uh the live

515
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 1: that's so funny. You mentioned a live video because you

516
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 1: didn't know. Remember when I said that live to my

517
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 1: little brother and I, yeah, what were you showing him?

518
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 1: Like you're showing him my body like a before because

519
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 1: we were going to have a contest and I just

520
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 1: blocked out my penis, but it was alive so when

521
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 1: he pleshed, the box disappeared and he was showing my

522
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 1: sister in law, so she saw and my dick wasn't.

523
00:27:54,640 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 1: It wasn't showed dick, and so she saw. Brennan said

524
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,399
Speaker 1: something funny to mean she grabbed my penis today and

525
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:05,639
Speaker 1: she's like, wow, you know, it's amazing how much dicks grow.

526
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 1: It is. I know, but it's it's kind of a

527
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 1: backwards way of saying, Yeah, your dick looks small when

528
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 1: it's flaccid, but don't you know that it does? Yeah,

529
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 1: I know, but it's just funny. It's like a backwards

530
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 1: way of saying. But it also it's like it looks

531
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 1: so big when it's not. I love flaccid penis is

532
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:29,160
Speaker 1: so much. I love them. What do you like pulling

533
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,119
Speaker 1: on them? They're just like goo gooy gooy. They're like

534
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 1: little toys. They're like little Um. I got some little

535
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 1: lizards for my niece and nephew in up An, Upstate

536
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 1: that are just like this, like consistency. I love. And

537
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 1: I realized it's like a flaccid penisien see, I just

538
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 1: like to like squish on it. I know who would

539
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 1: love this, Nie? Yeah, get them ready? Um, yeah. I

540
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 1: just like, what's the squishy things that you could never grab?

541
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:00,080
Speaker 1: And they were just yes, those are like practicing and

542
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 1: jobs for kids. You put your finger in the middle

543
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, yeah, start waste again. This was confirmed

544
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 1: by two boys yesterday. There was an old wives tale

545
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 1: that if you ever peed in a river, fish could

546
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 1: use the stream of pee to swim up your pee hole.

547
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 1: Two boys, what is that? I think it's just like

548
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: a discourage peeing and rivers. I mean that seems like

549
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 1: a thing maybe being in pools. Do you be in pools,

550
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 1: by the way, be honest, Um, I have for sure.

551
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 1: I mean not as a child. As an adult. I'm

552
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 1: a little worried about turning purple, Like that's like a

553
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 1: thing that is child's fear. That's a child's fear. And

554
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 1: then no, that doesn't happen. There's nothing that does that.

555
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: Would you be in a pool right now today? I

556
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 1: was shocked to find out when I went. When I

557
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 1: was on Bird's trip last weekend, I was with um

558
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 1: Shane Gillis and uh Martin Normand and both of them

559
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 1: admit because I was like, I gotta pee. Where do

560
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 1: you think the bathroom is? And They're like go in

561
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 1: the pool and I go, what you what? You're an

562
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 1: adult and they're like, there was probably you know, fifty

563
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 1: people in this pool and they go. They both were like,

564
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 1: I've paid twice since we've been here. And I'm like,

565
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 1: what are you kidding me? And they're like, yeah, that's

566
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 1: what you do. And I'm like, I cannot. I did

567
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 1: not know that. I thought maybe some really gross adults would,

568
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 1: but the average adults, it's all piss. Come on, guys,

569
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 1: grow up. Do not go pee in a pool, you

570
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 1: fucking adult. And I did pee in the pool because

571
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 1: I go, what the funk? I guess I'm gonna do it,

572
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 1: but it was so disgusting and I will not do

573
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 1: it again. Will you grow up? You're not pean a

574
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 1: hotsub in peanut pool. Get out of the fucking pool.

575
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 1: Like that is really disgusting. You're not a child. When

576
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 1: you're a child, you pissed in the pool. Stop it.

577
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. It does not depend on that. That

578
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 1: is a public space and you don't pe And I

579
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 1: know there's chemicals to make it go away, but it's

580
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 1: still disgusting. And you know that the smell of chlorine

581
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: is only smells like chlorine if it's activated by piss.

582
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 1: Chlorine by itself, with no activation of piss, smells, has

583
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 1: no scent. So if you smell chlorine, it's because it's

584
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: being activated by pete and there's in there. Interesting, you

585
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: can smell chlorine when you're pouring in you're pouring chlorine

586
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 1: into the pool. That's you can smell chlorine. No, you don't,

587
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 1: it's a it's scentless. I swear to chlorine. Yeah, I'm

588
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 1: from Florida. No, chlorine. Chlorine only smells when it's activated

589
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 1: by piss. You can't smell it before it can. No. Look,

590
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 1: chlorine tablets, No, I smell them. I'm looking up. I

591
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 1: get Okay, maybe this is the thing. Maybe once the

592
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 1: chlorine goes into water, you don't smell it till it's activated.

593
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 1: But before it goes into water, yeah, before Yeah, you

594
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 1: don't really smell it in the water because unless that's

595
00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 1: like an over chlorinated pool. Okay, the average backyard swimming

596
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 1: pool could have about two gallons of urine in it.

597
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 1: You know that sharp odor of chlorine from the swimming

598
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 1: pool you can recall from the earliest childhood. It turns

599
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 1: out it's not just chlorine, but a potent brew of

600
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 1: chemicals that form when chlorine meats sweat, body body oils,

601
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 1: and urine. But I guess what actually causes the distinctive

602
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 1: irritating smell about around swimming pools is not chlorine that's

603
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: an urban myth, but volatile substances known as um uh

604
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 1: fuck where is it again? Fuck? Chlora means chlora means

605
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 1: form in pool water. When chlorine combines with contaminants brought

606
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 1: into the pool by swimmers, I think you're in perspiration,

607
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 1: body of oils and cosmetics. The truth is that cleaner swimming,

608
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 1: not less chlorine, can help reduce the chloramine irritants that

609
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 1: caused swimmer swimmer red eye and itchy skin. So maybe

610
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: it has a smell, but the smell that you notice

611
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: as pool smell is piss, piss, And think that's a

612
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: clean pool that has a chemicals really doing its job activated, Dude,

613
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 1: A Vegas pool probably has three thousand tons of fucking

614
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 1: or whatever leaders of piss where you sit down and

615
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 1: you play and you gamble. I just I couldn't. And

616
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: then when I when I finally did it, because I

617
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 1: wanted to see if I could do it, I felt

618
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:22,480
Speaker 1: so wrong. It's peeing in the ocean, being in a lake,

619
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: being in a river. I mean, even that feels kind

620
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 1: of wrong because sometimes I feel like this one monster

621
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 1: will be like I love pee and like be attracted

622
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 1: to it. For some reason, I always feel like an alligator.

623
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 1: And I was in Lake Placids, so I thought, like

624
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 1: that big old alligator from the movie. I do get

625
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 1: scared sometimes pissing in the ocean, where I think it

626
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 1: will like trigger shark to be like, what's this, Yeah,

627
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 1: because they can smell so well. Blood is there like thing?

628
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 1: And I'm sure, yeah, blood is their thing. I know.

629
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 1: And I was bleeding this weekend too, really, but you

630
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 1: weren't in the ocean, were you know? I was in

631
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 1: the lake. But there's that movie Lake Plasid about that

632
00:33:56,440 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: big old crocodile. Yeah, scat. I was scurred, even just

633
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Speaker 1: in a lake. But I know it's just like big

634
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 1: old scrap bass and like catfish that don't bot of

635
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Speaker 1: a human. I was still scurred. If girls said serve,

636
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Speaker 1: I wonder if they probably no, I don't think. So, Okay,

637
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 1: let's get to the news first. Oh, if you're a

638
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 1: surfer out there and you're bleeding, out your puss. Let

639
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 1: us know about it. I hope you're having all the swells.

640
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,799
Speaker 1: It's Tuesday, folks. You know what that means. It is

641
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Speaker 1: Tuesday back do you know? Back to you Andrew? Back

642
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 1: and back to you and back to you. I'm just kidding.

643
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, what did he forget to do?

644
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 1: I just wanted to see what? Yeah, I just wanted

645
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:49,319
Speaker 1: to see what would happen? Would happen back? I'd send

646
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:57,880
Speaker 1: it back all right over to ni No very important news.

647
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:02,840
Speaker 1: A fashion influencer or says her date disappeared into his

648
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 1: room for forty five minutes, prompting her to go on

649
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 1: TikTok and asked, can you be stood up at their

650
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 1: own house? He went in there, like he went in there,

651
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 1: and it's been forty five minutes of silence. One response

652
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: said he was in his room waiting for her, and

653
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 1: when she finally went to look. In a follow up video,

654
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 1: she revealed that he was in fact waiting for her,

655
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:27,359
Speaker 1: naked on his bed, seemingly hoping to have sex. When

656
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 1: asked whether or not her dates trick worked, she replied, yes,

657
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:36,240
Speaker 1: but no, but yes kind of what forty five minutes?

658
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 1: Come on? That is an exaggeration. I but it was

659
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 1: four to five minutes. That's too long. That's a long time.

660
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:47,320
Speaker 1: Can to not go, hey, come in here? Like yeah,

661
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:53,279
Speaker 1: it's maybe to just lay there? And she had to

662
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 1: hear you're going on TikTok and asking because like the

663
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,880
Speaker 1: room was right like the door was right there in

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Speaker 1: the photo. Um, I wonder how long how quick he

665
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:05,799
Speaker 1: got naked in there? Like was he and what did

666
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 1: he say he was going to do? Like did he

667
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 1: just go right in there as soon as they got home?

668
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:12,319
Speaker 1: That is bold and I hate that it worked because

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00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 1: it totally did her being like no, but yes, but

670
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 1: now but yeah, Well, one time I went on a

671
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 1: date and I had this. I talked about it on

672
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 1: in the U Up Days. There's a YouTube video of it,

673
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 1: My worst riot date. And it's so funny because a

674
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: girl that was on the Bert Kreisher trip, Carter Cruse

675
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 1: um DJ Carter Cruse, she told me she DMed me

676
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 1: the other day and was like, Hey, I'm hanging out

677
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 1: with this guy I used to hook up with who

678
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 1: went on a date with you and said that you

679
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 1: like roasted him on his show and I was like,

680
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 1: is his name Dave? She was like yes, and I

681
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 1: was like, I did think he was really cute. But

682
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 1: it was so weird because we yeah, we went over.

683
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,439
Speaker 1: I went over to his place during the day. We're

684
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:57,320
Speaker 1: just gonna smoke. We did and hang out. Yeah, but

685
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 1: I thought it was a fake phone call. And he

686
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 1: gets on the phone. And my question to my friends,

687
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 1: kind of like the version of TikTok that the girl did,

688
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 1: was I wrote to all my friends, how long do

689
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 1: you let a guy be on the phone when you're

690
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 1: on a date over at his place before you leave,

691
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: before you voluntarily late? Yeah, So I think it was

692
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 1: around the eight minute mark when I asked, and then

693
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: it went to you know, it kept going and he

694
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 1: kind of was looking at me like sorry, and then

695
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,839
Speaker 1: and that's when like, you gotta go watch the video.

696
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 1: But it was just so insane. And he claims that

697
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,319
Speaker 1: it was not a fake phone call, that he did

698
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 1: not call his friends to all come over and then

699
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 1: just create this kind of flash mob of roommates coming over,

700
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:41,319
Speaker 1: blasting Maroon five, none of them talking to me or

701
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:45,760
Speaker 1: acknowledging me, all of them on FaceTime like or influencing

702
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 1: in some way, like shooting a video. It was so weird.

703
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,359
Speaker 1: It was so weird. It was I wish, I wish

704
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 1: so bad, and that's what it felt like to me too.

705
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 1: It was. It was terrible. But um, yeah, apparently that

706
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 1: guy is still out there and he's upset that I

707
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 1: roasted him or whatever. But I'll maintain that he was

708
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: very cute, very nice, and I was at the point

709
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 1: in the date a little bit more. I was so

710
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: mad because I can't take that level of disrespect. I

711
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 1: will like, this is the difference between me and that

712
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 1: TikTok girl. I at this point in my life was

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00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 1: a thirty four or five year old woman and I

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00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 1: had enough respect for myself where it was like, if

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00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 1: you don't like me, or you do something that is

716
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 1: so mean or like weird or dismissive, it's not gonna

717
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,839
Speaker 1: make me like you more. Five year old me, maybe

718
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,439
Speaker 1: that would have made me like the more you would

719
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 1: have been in bed. We're out by his pool, just

720
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:45,839
Speaker 1: having a great conversation. So weird, and I remember on

721
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 1: that date like I was a little apprehensive because I'm

722
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 1: scared that, you know, he was going to expect me

723
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 1: to have sex with them, because it's going over to

724
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 1: his house, and everyone was like, oh, you went to

725
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 1: his house like that means you want to have sex,

726
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:57,879
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, it just means like I didn't

727
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 1: want to go fake have coffee, like I just wanted

728
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,839
Speaker 1: to he we both smoke weed. We're going to talk,

729
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:06,399
Speaker 1: and I'm very good and not that you have. I'm

730
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 1: very good at setting a boundary of like we are

731
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 1: not there's no hanky panky going on right like we

732
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 1: were just like very it was friendly. But I remember

733
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 1: being by the pool and like being like, oh, I

734
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 1: would kiss him if he tried, like having that moment

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00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 1: of like I'm ready, and then ring ring ring, ring ring,

736
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 1: I gotta take this of like and it was just

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00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:27,279
Speaker 1: the story reminds me of I watched something about Mary

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00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,720
Speaker 1: last night again that show. Watch a lot that shows

739
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 1: that movie. Oh it's so good, it's so fucking funny.

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00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 1: But when he gets his dick stuck in the zipper,

741
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,399
Speaker 1: remember like the first one of the first scenes, he's

742
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 1: in high school and he sees her in the and

743
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,799
Speaker 1: he tries to put his pants up real quick and

744
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 1: his balls get stuck at watching her from the Yeah,

745
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: from the bathroom he's watching and uh, he's stuck in

746
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: the bathroom and they don't know why he's in there,

747
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,919
Speaker 1: So sick Dad goes in the Dad brings in the mom.

748
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 1: A cop shows up through the window, and then a firefire.

749
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 1: Yeah that movie is great. Okay, let's go to the

750
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:12,319
Speaker 1: next story. Boom. Middle aged people who are unable to

751
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 1: stand on one leg for ten seconds are most are

752
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 1: almost twice as likely to die within the next decade,

753
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 1: according to new research. This is it's not the Good

754
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 1: News network. So yeah, it has to do with sorry,

755
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 1: it has to do with obesity. Participants were asked to

756
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:35,240
Speaker 1: stand on one leg for ten seconds without any additional support.

757
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,720
Speaker 1: They were asked to place the front of their free

758
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:40,919
Speaker 1: foot on the back of the opposite lower leg, while

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00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: keeping their arms straight by their sides and their gaze

760
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 1: fixed straight ahead. All right, Andrew, you're gonna live. Okay,

761
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,280
Speaker 1: you're not going to do in ten years the first

762
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 1: time you can do it? Definitely. I mean it's like

763
00:40:54,160 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 1: a yoga move. Yeah. So basically the point is unlike

764
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 1: aerobic wow, nice, Yeah, this is about obesity, right, I

765
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 1: mean this feels like fat shamy. No no, no, it

766
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 1: says unlike aerobic fitness, muscle strength and flexibility, balance tends

767
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:22,600
Speaker 1: to be reasonably well preserved until the sixth decade of life,

768
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 1: when it starts to wane relatively rapidly. It's more about

769
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:32,279
Speaker 1: like not not um not using balance in like you know,

770
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 1: exercises and stuff like that, like only focusing on muscle

771
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,799
Speaker 1: and strength and stuff and not balance. That's why I

772
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:42,879
Speaker 1: go to a guy called Balanced Body, because it's all about, like,

773
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 1: you know, on your your feet, like when you're walking

774
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:49,800
Speaker 1: or when you're standing, your your feet or a tripod.

775
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 1: Like the front part of your foot is like the

776
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 1: two sides of your your big toe and your you know,

777
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 1: not your toe, but like you're the path of your

778
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 1: front foot is the two point, and then your heel

779
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: is the back point. So it's like a tripod and

780
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:10,319
Speaker 1: you should always be evenly dispersed between those points. And yeah,

781
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:13,799
Speaker 1: it's all about balance. Like right now I'm sitting, I'm

782
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 1: I'm you know, I mean, like my my left buttock

783
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 1: is atrophied and my right is very strong, and I

784
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 1: have to start shifting the way I sit and like

785
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 1: doing everything different so I can balance. And I have

786
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 1: to start being a bud. I always be a banana.

787
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,880
Speaker 1: And I have to start like talking in my hips

788
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 1: when you keep saying banana with the yellow behind you

789
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:39,840
Speaker 1: with your blonde hair. I really I see a banana.

790
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 1: It's kind of cool fruit to be, you know. When

791
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 1: they're like are you apple shaped or pear shaped? I'm like, God,

792
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 1: those are sucked banana? I am? What am? I? Then

793
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 1: a plum blueberry because you're wearing blue today. Wait? Wait,

794
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 1: what happened to your hair? What's going on? It's kind

795
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,880
Speaker 1: of haircut? And what about your mustache? I trimmed it.

796
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 1: I was going to keep the mustache. Brenna wanted the

797
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 1: mustache yesterday and I went too short with the clippers, clipperson,

798
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 1: so you had to take it all off. But it's

799
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 1: kind of longer than the rest of your So how

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00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: did you do that? Well, I clipped this, went to

801
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,879
Speaker 1: shorten the mustache for and I went too far. So

802
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 1: but is there, but it's not as thick, So how

803
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 1: did you do that? It's a longer clipper. Oh so

804
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,839
Speaker 1: it's just the same amount of it's same you have hair.

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00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 1: They're just shorter hairs than they would be if they

806
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:39,400
Speaker 1: were a full mustache. Okay, okay, next news story. She

807
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,879
Speaker 1: shaved my bag. I've never done that. WHOA why did

808
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:45,439
Speaker 1: you do that pretty vulnerable to swimming, shave your back

809
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: just to not sink. But why, I don't know. She

810
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 1: just asked. We were already just trimming it up and

811
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 1: I got my back wax at one time, and now

812
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 1: it's not a good experience. Why just her and it

813
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 1: got a Rashi ship. Yeah, alright, next story, alright, this

814
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,839
Speaker 1: is this is a snow Actually we're getting through a lot.

815
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:10,240
Speaker 1: This is a story submitted by Besties last week. Nikki,

816
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 1: you called it Cameron Diaz to unretired for a new

817
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:18,759
Speaker 1: movie with Jamie Fox talking about something about Mary I

818
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 1: was annoying, but she I guess she was not in

819
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 1: a movie since two thousand fourteen or something, so that

820
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 1: is a long time. So I'll give her credit. So

821
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 1: what were you annoyed about. I'm annoyed by people saying

822
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 1: they're going to retire and then they come out of it.

823
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 1: It's just shut up, just go away. You don't need

824
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 1: to announce anything. It's all for press. Now. She got

825
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: two stories out of it, retiring and coming out of

826
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 1: retirement to added story to a few times. Well, it's

827
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:51,360
Speaker 1: funny that you say that, Andrew, because Jamie Fox called

828
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 1: Cameron Diaz but he had Tom Brady on the line

829
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:57,280
Speaker 1: with the announcement, and he had and he had Tom

830
00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 1: Brady give you know, like ask her unretired and to

831
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 1: like let her know what that's set up. Yeah. She goes,

832
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 1: oh my god, is this Tom Brady? And he goes,

833
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 1: I was talking to Jamie and he said, you needed

834
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: a few tips on how to unretire. I'm relatively successful

835
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 1: at unretiring. And then she responded, honestly, exactly what I needed. Yes,

836
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 1: all just the most un funny interactions and dialogue I've

837
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 1: ever heard of my life. Yeah. She has with Benjie

838
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,359
Speaker 1: from Good Charlotte. Yeah, I don't think that. I think

839
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 1: they maybe did a circusy or adoption or something. I

840
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,799
Speaker 1: don't remember seeing pictures of her pregnant, but I don't know.

841
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,319
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Um, she has a mom and she

842
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:45,399
Speaker 1: is so captivating. Yeah. I mean she's gorgeous. I mean

843
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: she was the perfect person for the role of There's

844
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:48,840
Speaker 1: Something about Mary, because she's just one of those girls

845
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 1: that like every guy is obsessed with. Ye. Yeah, she's

846
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 1: gorgeous and seems really fun and nice in that movie,

847
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 1: always so funny. I can't he didn't do more things.

848
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 1: I think they actually dated her and Brett Sex. He

849
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 1: was on the movie. He was on that movie in

850
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 1: the trailer with his little green penis or something. Didn't

851
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:19,640
Speaker 1: Bret like for Green Bay, but didn't his penis when

852
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 1: he sent it to that one girl, it was like

853
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 1: green or gray or something weird. It was I swear

854
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 1: there was something discolored on it. Do you remember that?

855
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,239
Speaker 1: He remember he did have a pick out there, dick,

856
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 1: and it was I think it was not hard. It

857
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,879
Speaker 1: was like weirdly. But what was I going to say

858
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:44,839
Speaker 1: about this her coming back? Yeah, it's all just press.

859
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:46,839
Speaker 1: Like I got pressed this weekend because I said Kim

860
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: Kardashian's body is fake. Wasn't that a while ago? You posted? No,

861
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 1: I did it a while ago, And I also did

862
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,959
Speaker 1: another one the other. Every time I see a picture

863
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 1: of her, I'm just like, people need to know that

864
00:46:56,520 --> 00:47:00,720
Speaker 1: this is not achievable by diet and exercise, because everyone

865
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 1: thinks it is. And so when you do diet exercise

866
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 1: in your body won't look like that. You feel like

867
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 1: a failure. And so, and I said, I don't like

868
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:09,840
Speaker 1: It's not that I don't like her. I do like her.

869
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 1: I'm not judging her. I'm just saying there's more to

870
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: the story. And so I already got ahead of the

871
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 1: things that anyone could be like your mean Nikki, and

872
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 1: so I got ahead of those things because I do

873
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:23,879
Speaker 1: actually like Kim Kardashians. She said you would eat poop

874
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:26,359
Speaker 1: to stay young. That is hilarious. I love her. They're

875
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:30,359
Speaker 1: pretty honest about getting surgery, aren't they know they're not

876
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:33,360
Speaker 1: They're not. No, they say, I don't have butt iplants,

877
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 1: but then they do get butt injections, so they're like

878
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 1: honest but not telling the whole story. And yeah, and

879
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:46,359
Speaker 1: then I got picked up by the The Sun newspaper

880
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 1: and being like keeping Up with the Kardashians reality show

881
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 1: rival because of my billboard that they said, word, they said,

882
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 1: my my billboard that said keeping up is so last

883
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:04,319
Speaker 1: year skew the Kardashians. And then they said I slam

884
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian. There was no slamming whatsoever. I said, I

885
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 1: like her, I said, I'm not judging her. There was

886
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 1: no like but blah blah, there was no. But I'm

887
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 1: just saying comedian destroys. It gets gets clicks clams. But

888
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 1: but the thing is, usually you can the destroying a

889
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 1: Heckler is arguable. There was no argument of whether or

890
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,880
Speaker 1: not I slammed her. There was I said I like

891
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 1: her in it, and I said, I'm not judging her.

892
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 1: I just want the truth out. There was no slamming.

893
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 1: There was no think. I think in a world of fakeness,

894
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 1: any little thing is a slam, you know what I mean.

895
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 1: That's like, that's how they live because no one. Someone

896
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 1: wrote on it being like, well my body looks like

897
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:49,720
Speaker 1: this and I haven't done any surgery, and I'm like, okay,

898
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 1: well can injections count? No, But that's what I want

899
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 1: to say. Stop with this. I didn't get surgery like

900
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:03,760
Speaker 1: that is okay. Let me just okay, any work done, okay,

901
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 1: any injections like anything that isn't diet and exercise to

902
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 1: have your body look the way it does. If you've

903
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:12,759
Speaker 1: got a b BL Brazilian butt lift where they take

904
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 1: fat from a different part of your body up from

905
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 1: your waist, you can have a tiny little waist and

906
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 1: a big gass. That is not natural. It's not diet

907
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:22,320
Speaker 1: and exercise. And you're lying by saying I didn't I

908
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 1: didn't have surgery. Okay, Well you know what I meant. So,

909
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 1: you know what, the surgery is not the issue. It's

910
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 1: just the lying of it, the work you paid a

911
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:35,919
Speaker 1: doctor to do something to your body that wasn't diet

912
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 1: in exercise, which you claim is natural. No, they don't claim.

913
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:41,359
Speaker 1: They just say nothing about it, and they and they

914
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 1: tout their skincare lines or there, you know, you know,

915
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,399
Speaker 1: not to mention the filter on top of it. Like oh,

916
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:50,720
Speaker 1: and by the way, there's this other account where Megan

917
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 1: Fox I saw this. Uh, Megan Fox altered her already

918
00:49:55,840 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 1: tiny size zero frame to be even tinier. H every

919
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 1: Madison Bear, whatever her names, she does it. The Kardashians

920
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 1: all do it. They're already size nothings. And then they

921
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:09,799
Speaker 1: go to they alter it. And there's these accounts that

922
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:13,360
Speaker 1: show because there's people that are taking pictures on the

923
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 1: red carpet that have the actual photo and they go

924
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 1: to get the image and then they compare it to

925
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 1: the image that they posted and it's and then they

926
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 1: go back and forth between them and it goes in

927
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,719
Speaker 1: and out and the original photo is not bad. Why

928
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 1: do these girls have to alter and already thin body?

929
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:32,280
Speaker 1: Stop it because it gets rewarded. No, you're lying to yourself,

930
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 1: and you're lying to other girls, and you're making people

931
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 1: feel bad about themselves, including you, including you, because you

932
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 1: will get old and you will get fat, bitch. And

933
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 1: I felt the same way when John Hamm put that

934
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:46,400
Speaker 1: extra thickness in his cock when he was wearing those pants.

935
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:49,440
Speaker 1: Dick was not that big hilarious if it went back

936
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 1: and forth, tiny thing, like he altered them. All Right,

937
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 1: we gotta go to break. We'll come back with reddit

938
00:50:55,640 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 1: ums karaoke mode. This is your red don um. I

939
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:13,400
Speaker 1: really loved this tweet from white people Twitter, from a

940
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:16,919
Speaker 1: person named forty seek c e e k S. Thank

941
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:18,920
Speaker 1: god pregnant twelve year olds will no longer have to

942
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:21,399
Speaker 1: see a rainbow in their classroom while they're getting shot at,

943
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:27,879
Speaker 1: Like that's what people want to prevent, Like I don't

944
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 1: want my child staring at a rainbow flag while they

945
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:36,319
Speaker 1: get shot at when she's pregnant. Oh my god. Chris

946
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:37,719
Speaker 1: and I were talking and he was like the only

947
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:40,719
Speaker 1: thing they missed in there was like like rape, and

948
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's a pregnant twelve year old, it's

949
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:49,319
Speaker 1: probably rape. They probably got that one too. Why are

950
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:52,280
Speaker 1: feet This is from no stupid questions, why are females

951
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 1: nipples not allowed to be out in the same way

952
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,919
Speaker 1: men's are. I've asked people, I've googled. I cannot find

953
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:59,440
Speaker 1: a legitimate answer. Have I missed some key different aside

954
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:01,920
Speaker 1: from the fact that bobs slash female nipples provide some

955
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 1: kind of service? Breastfeeding is the service, even though I

956
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:08,400
Speaker 1: don't see why that would warrant hiding them. If it

957
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 1: was a sexual thing, then plenty of people sexualized shirtless

958
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: men and male packs. Any religious motive would loop back

959
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 1: around to the sexual aspect. Is there a genuine reason?

960
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 1: Have I missed something? Um? And then someone said this

961
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:23,520
Speaker 1: was the answer that I really liked, told on, let

962
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 1: me find it. I think it's When I was in college,

963
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 1: one of my anthropology professors shared the following story. He

964
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 1: did research among indigenous people in Tanzania. One night, he

965
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 1: was in an local bar and they were showing some

966
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 1: movie in the background where there were many unnecessary close

967
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 1: up shots of the female leads breasts. No one was

968
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 1: paying attention. Suddenly everybody in the bar got super excited

969
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 1: and started playing close attention to the movie. There was

970
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 1: nothing sexual at the moment that the professor could see

971
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:50,239
Speaker 1: and he asked someone what was going on. They were

972
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 1: suddenly excited about seeing the backs of women's knees. In

973
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 1: their culture, women usually were topless and breasts were not

974
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,239
Speaker 1: a big deal. But for whatever reason, the backs of

975
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:01,240
Speaker 1: the women's knees, which were usually covered, we're super sexy.

976
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 1: So I would say that the belief that certain parts

977
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:04,839
Speaker 1: of a woman's body are sexy and need to be

978
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 1: covered are very culturally specific. Interesting. The thing is it

979
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:12,279
Speaker 1: does distract. I mean, I wasn't allowed to wear tank

980
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 1: tops in middle school because we would distract boys from learning.

981
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I've been I've been to Europe, though, and

982
00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:21,960
Speaker 1: you go to a pool, everyone's topless, like in Greece,

983
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:24,440
Speaker 1: And at first I was a horny American. I was like,

984
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 1: holy shit, tits are out. Third day, it's just what's covered.

985
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:32,880
Speaker 1: I would never wear. I would never go topless because

986
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:35,879
Speaker 1: I would just feel I don't like when men are

987
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 1: horny around me, or when men sexualized me when I

988
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:39,759
Speaker 1: don't want to be se they don't, and you don't

989
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:43,360
Speaker 1: feel that. Don't even wear cleavage day one and two.

990
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 1: But they're gonna feel horny about your legs. You show

991
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,839
Speaker 1: your legs. I know that was interesting. In the back

992
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 1: of the knees made me think of Noah because she

993
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:53,040
Speaker 1: hates her back of her knees being touched. It's it

994
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:57,360
Speaker 1: is like a sexual it's a rogness zone. Perhaps it

995
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 1: is a place where people but yeah, I couldn't hate

996
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:05,719
Speaker 1: that feeling. It's like on the ball, like on the ligament, yes, oh,

997
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:09,479
Speaker 1: on the ligament, like on the on that like tendon. Yes.

998
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 1: And we also have one like near our puss, like

999
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:15,279
Speaker 1: over there that like bone that I can't have a

1000
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:17,799
Speaker 1: finger on. That is it because you're scared someone might

1001
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 1: cut it, like in like pet cemetery, like is that

1002
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:25,759
Speaker 1: it is a little bit of that reference. But no,

1003
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 1: it's it's just the sensation. I don't like that sensation,

1004
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:32,960
Speaker 1: that kind of touch. I just don't like it. This

1005
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 1: is crazy. I watched. One person said, I watched the

1006
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 1: documentary once that was shown on broadcast television about a

1007
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 1: trans woman getting top surgery. While her bare chest and

1008
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 1: nipple were shown uncensored through the first part of the documentary.

1009
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:48,760
Speaker 1: The moment the surgeon inserted the silicone into this slot

1010
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 1: he cut into the woman's chest, a sensor blur was

1011
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:54,760
Speaker 1: added to cover up the exposed nipple. So the second

1012
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 1: it got some meat on it, it's no good. Okay,

1013
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 1: it's it's the breast size that is it, because because

1014
00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:07,640
Speaker 1: it's just too horny, it makes people too horny. Um okay,

1015
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 1: so this was I thought this was interesting. This was

1016
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:13,880
Speaker 1: from the subreded science Women's Techniques for Pleasure from anal

1017
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: touch results from a US probability sample of women ages

1018
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:22,640
Speaker 1: eighteen to ninety three. It says that um, about a

1019
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 1: quarter of participating, about one fourth of participants noted that

1020
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:29,879
Speaker 1: they did not enjoy any form of touch inside the anus,

1021
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 1: and one third of women reported they found no pleasure

1022
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 1: in each specific touch technique. So um, so that means

1023
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 1: that some people, like a fourth of women are going

1024
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 1: to find no anal touch good at all, whereas wait,

1025
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:51,839
Speaker 1: about a fourth don't like any touch, whereas a third

1026
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:56,320
Speaker 1: of women don't like one of three kinds of touches.

1027
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:59,920
Speaker 1: So if you don't like anal sex, it could be

1028
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 1: because you just don't like it, as opposed to what

1029
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:05,080
Speaker 1: I thought, which is like you just didn't try it

1030
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:08,360
Speaker 1: right yet. So that was interesting to me. But that

1031
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:11,000
Speaker 1: does mean three fourths of women would enjoy anal sex

1032
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 1: a type of anal touching three quarters. That's a big percentage.

1033
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:19,320
Speaker 1: Put that out there. I want to know who's started

1034
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:23,480
Speaker 1: that study. Um, I mean I don't know, Like these

1035
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 1: studies always make me laugh, like some guys just like

1036
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 1: I need or a girl. All right, So well, I

1037
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 1: mean I think together, if you if you do any

1038
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:40,440
Speaker 1: if you know anything about you know, research on women's sexuality,

1039
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,040
Speaker 1: there is none. There's no money for it. No one

1040
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:45,239
Speaker 1: gives a funk about our pleasure. That's why I like,

1041
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:48,239
Speaker 1: no one knows what we really there's no money in

1042
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 1: women's sexuality. So I was excited that they even thought

1043
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 1: to like, maybe we should figure this out and see

1044
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:55,680
Speaker 1: what women like. Um. This is from stand up comedy

1045
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:58,319
Speaker 1: the sub credit that I follow where a lot of

1046
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,239
Speaker 1: mix like upload their material and it's all comics I've

1047
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:04,520
Speaker 1: never heard of. But there are some really funny guys

1048
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:07,040
Speaker 1: in here. I found one guy. This guy's name is

1049
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 1: Austin Lonenberg Loneberg l O N E E B E

1050
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:15,799
Speaker 1: r G. And this joke made me laugh so hard.

1051
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 1: I loved it so much, and I want to share it.

1052
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 1: Do you think anybody's ever thought of a runny second

1053
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:35,520
Speaker 1: song for the bagpires? I think about that. I wrong

1054
00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:37,880
Speaker 1: the jokes a little bag patro it's not really been

1055
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 1: around for three thousand years. One song when you're like, yeah,

1056
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:57,960
Speaker 1: month ago and then we goddamnit, long starting song of

1057
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 1: all time. That's what it's got a name here on

1058
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: the Brave. I don't think you need to name a song.

1059
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:08,480
Speaker 1: I think you just probably pull up the noise bagpipe

1060
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:17,840
Speaker 1: stand or maybe the other title is important white event

1061
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:24,000
Speaker 1: just happening. You can ever hear the bagpipes, look around,

1062
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 1: something important and white is going on. It could be anything,

1063
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 1: no guarantees on what it is. It could be like

1064
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 1: a high school graduation, or it could be a cops funeral.

1065
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 1: Really yeah, I've got one song for all white emotions. Alright.

1066
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:46,760
Speaker 1: I really like that. That that's just an example of

1067
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:51,520
Speaker 1: such a good joke that like, uh, that it's just

1068
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:54,760
Speaker 1: sitting there wing for anyone to discover that there really is.

1069
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:58,320
Speaker 1: Immediately you get it, you know there is. We all

1070
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:02,560
Speaker 1: know the one song that a bad play. It's funny too,

1071
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 1: because like the whole time, I'm like, is there really

1072
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:06,160
Speaker 1: only one song? Like part of me is like there's

1073
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:08,280
Speaker 1: gotta be another. I mean, I'm sure there's other songs,

1074
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:12,120
Speaker 1: but like us, I don't even know that song he's

1075
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 1: talking about either, Like I get it, like I kind

1076
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:16,320
Speaker 1: of know it, but I can't. Can you hum it

1077
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:23,120
Speaker 1: in your head? I can't um literally literally literally. Yeah,

1078
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:26,000
Speaker 1: it's just like I can't know, I can't humme it.

1079
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:29,440
Speaker 1: I um, but I just really liked it. Yeah, that's

1080
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:35,560
Speaker 1: a good joke. Alright, Uh, next up, let me see

1081
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:41,400
Speaker 1: one second. Um, Oh my god, that one't oh um.

1082
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 1: This was from TikTok Cringe, which is just pretty much

1083
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 1: just good TikTok videos. This was I didn't send Noah

1084
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:51,439
Speaker 1: this one because it's not necessary that you see the video.

1085
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:53,400
Speaker 1: But it says man air drops a picture of himself

1086
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:57,440
Speaker 1: naked to all passengers on an airplane. She said, Met Larry,

1087
00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:00,680
Speaker 1: it's the TikTok voice. Met Larry, who us air dropped

1088
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:04,280
Speaker 1: a whole flight photos of his PEP. Thankfully I accepted it,

1089
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:07,600
Speaker 1: saw who was sending it, and immediately started speaking up.

1090
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:11,880
Speaker 1: Stay tuned for the police escort. So there's this creepy

1091
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:14,120
Speaker 1: guy in a plane that just air dropped his dick

1092
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 1: to a bunch of people. But did he know what

1093
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:20,520
Speaker 1: he was doing? I think? So that's my only worry

1094
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:24,240
Speaker 1: for the plane takes off, or maybe it's once it landed.

1095
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 1: It's like having a conversation with the person next to you.

1096
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:29,600
Speaker 1: You only started once the plane is landed. My only

1097
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 1: concern for that guy is that he didn't even understood

1098
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 1: you know he did He's I look, my dad didn't

1099
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 1: know why in a group chat Brennon's name wasn't in

1100
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:42,800
Speaker 1: the group chat. That he had to put it in himself.

1101
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that, let's just say a world where

1102
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:49,760
Speaker 1: this guy was just sending to pressing though to send

1103
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:52,640
Speaker 1: a dick pick when you're on an airplane like that,

1104
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:54,959
Speaker 1: why is it so urgent. I'm just saying that they

1105
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:57,720
Speaker 1: made a mistake. He didn't. Well, he's not claiming that

1106
01:00:57,760 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 1: he made mistake. He's just sitting there, so well, what

1107
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:02,640
Speaker 1: happened with him? Didn't there follow up? Wait? Let's see,

1108
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:08,720
Speaker 1: maybe there is. Thankfully I accepted it, always standing it

1109
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 1: and immediately started speaking up an appropriate for the police.

1110
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:18,040
Speaker 1: I don't like this woman's voice. It's sexual harass. He

1111
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:21,520
Speaker 1: is so gross. He has a mustache and he's like

1112
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:27,320
Speaker 1: but he's not going like no, it's purpose phone. I've

1113
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,520
Speaker 1: had I've had people air dropped like sometimes on the

1114
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:32,440
Speaker 1: train subway Yep, on the subway, you get like people

1115
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:35,640
Speaker 1: wanting to it. Guys love to expose themselves and like

1116
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 1: to have They love seeing your shocked tracks. I used

1117
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 1: to have a joke that if a guy ever, the

1118
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:42,920
Speaker 1: best thing you can do to someone who shows their

1119
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:44,880
Speaker 1: penis on the train is to look bored by it,

1120
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:48,440
Speaker 1: because they get off on you looking scared and frightened.

1121
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:51,960
Speaker 1: Did when he sent out you can so you could

1122
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,320
Speaker 1: do a thing send to everyone on your phone. No,

1123
01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:57,400
Speaker 1: you can just press iPhone. You know Mark's polte like

1124
01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:00,160
Speaker 1: it shows up all the phones that are will to

1125
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:03,960
Speaker 1: accept it. Jesus. I mean, what's your exit game here?

1126
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 1: Final thought? Um, I think that people they thought he

1127
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:10,080
Speaker 1: couldn't He probably had his phone on like iPhone, so

1128
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:12,000
Speaker 1: he thought he couldn't trace it. But the girl saw

1129
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:14,000
Speaker 1: his body and was able to find out who it was.

1130
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:19,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I wish I had the whole story. I know.

1131
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:21,640
Speaker 1: I bet you there's maybe a follow up on that

1132
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:28,400
Speaker 1: TikTok hopefully. Um yeah, no, that sucks. I mean the

1133
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:31,320
Speaker 1: idea that I just I feel so bad for people

1134
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:34,960
Speaker 1: with weird fetishes. I mean, I really do well whatever

1135
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:39,600
Speaker 1: gets you off. That is just something so creepy. I mean,

1136
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:41,880
Speaker 1: I have weird things that have developed from my watching

1137
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:45,480
Speaker 1: porn that I didn't expect to be into that are

1138
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:47,800
Speaker 1: now a part of what terms me on and almost

1139
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:53,160
Speaker 1: like a necessity for me to be as horny as possible.

1140
01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:56,160
Speaker 1: Are these new things that I didn't that we're not

1141
01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:59,440
Speaker 1: born of just me being who I am, and even

1142
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:02,520
Speaker 1: if they were, but they're they're culturally influenced or there,

1143
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:07,240
Speaker 1: like it's just I'm I'm beholden and now to certain

1144
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:11,280
Speaker 1: toys to like I don't don't not travel with things

1145
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:12,720
Speaker 1: if I want to have sex on the road or

1146
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:14,440
Speaker 1: if I want to get off, Like, I can't just

1147
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:17,000
Speaker 1: rely on my hand anymore. I can't just rely on

1148
01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:21,440
Speaker 1: I can't rely on my hand pretty much. It sucks.

1149
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:25,760
Speaker 1: I'm I need I need certain things I need If

1150
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:27,640
Speaker 1: I want to masturbate, I can bring a bag on

1151
01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:29,360
Speaker 1: you like it's gotta be un their fifty pounds. Man,

1152
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:33,920
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, that's in here is underwear. And I

1153
01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:36,000
Speaker 1: mean that's why I don't carry on a lot of times,

1154
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,919
Speaker 1: because I'm so nervous that and it's not because I'm

1155
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:41,080
Speaker 1: nervous that the t s A is gonna be it's

1156
01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:43,560
Speaker 1: it's that other people are gonna feel awkward for me.

1157
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:46,240
Speaker 1: I don't care, I really don't, and I would not

1158
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:48,919
Speaker 1: be embarrassed. But the idea that other people would think

1159
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:52,320
Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed is annoying to me. And I swear that's it.

1160
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:56,640
Speaker 1: Like I don't get embarrassed about having vibrators or having

1161
01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:59,360
Speaker 1: like that's you saw my TV show like vibrators underneath

1162
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:01,360
Speaker 1: my but I have no shame about it with I

1163
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:03,960
Speaker 1: think everyone should have them. But the idea that other

1164
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:07,280
Speaker 1: people could be like, oh my god, she's so embarrassed

1165
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:10,640
Speaker 1: is so annoying. It's just it makes me mad. It

1166
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:13,120
Speaker 1: doesn't make me embarrassed at all. I must want you

1167
01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:15,440
Speaker 1: to do it, just to go through it and just

1168
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:19,280
Speaker 1: see what happens. Like like bring like a knife, a

1169
01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:21,800
Speaker 1: gun and then two vibrators and I'm like, I I

1170
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:25,240
Speaker 1: masturbate with that knife. I'm into some really weird ship.

1171
01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:30,080
Speaker 1: I hold it to my Throat's the only way to come. Yeah, yeah,

1172
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:33,320
Speaker 1: I mean it's uh yeah, it is interesting that to

1173
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:36,760
Speaker 1: be more like afraid of other people's embarrassment than the

1174
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:39,920
Speaker 1: actually feel that way when people are like you, like

1175
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,840
Speaker 1: It really annoys me when you would would get embarrassed

1176
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:47,080
Speaker 1: about me picking up poop with mulch, because you're you're

1177
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:51,560
Speaker 1: embarrassed for me. You're like, you're embarrassed of the fact

1178
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:54,520
Speaker 1: that I'm should be. You're because I sometimes get embarrassed

1179
01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:56,640
Speaker 1: for people where I'm like, I can't watch people like

1180
01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:58,760
Speaker 1: Nathan for You sometimes is one of my favorite shows,

1181
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:00,720
Speaker 1: but I can't watch it because it makes me feel

1182
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:04,320
Speaker 1: so embarrassed for him or for the person he's tricking

1183
01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:07,280
Speaker 1: that I can't watch it. But I hate when people

1184
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:09,720
Speaker 1: put that on me and they do what people do

1185
01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:12,200
Speaker 1: it all the time, because I talked about embarrassing things constantly,

1186
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:16,280
Speaker 1: Like oh, over the weekend, there was this and I

1187
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:18,880
Speaker 1: don't know why I was motivated to do this. We

1188
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:21,000
Speaker 1: were dining out and we were in a booth and

1189
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,640
Speaker 1: there was a booth right behind us, and I could

1190
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:26,000
Speaker 1: hear I was on the far side of the booth.

1191
01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:28,640
Speaker 1: That was like, you know, these people were seated behind

1192
01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:31,960
Speaker 1: my friends across from me, so across from me behind

1193
01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:34,720
Speaker 1: them was this family and they were like, his stand

1194
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:36,680
Speaker 1: up is pretty good. I mean, I like this. And

1195
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:37,920
Speaker 1: I heard the words stand up and I was like,

1196
01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:39,960
Speaker 1: they're talking about. Standon, who are they talking about? And

1197
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,720
Speaker 1: then I heard one of them go and he was

1198
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:45,600
Speaker 1: in that Judd Apatow movie about Staten Island. I go, oh,

1199
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:48,040
Speaker 1: they're talking about Pete Davidson. And I said it loudly

1200
01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:50,880
Speaker 1: enough so that they could know that I heard and

1201
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:53,880
Speaker 1: what I wanted them to know. Because then Chris turned

1202
01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:56,120
Speaker 1: me and goes, why are you doing that? Why are

1203
01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:58,040
Speaker 1: you letting them know we can hear the conversation. I'm like,

1204
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:00,680
Speaker 1: because I want them to know that they don't get

1205
01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:04,560
Speaker 1: to talk about celebrities in this bubble where those people

1206
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:08,200
Speaker 1: aren't actual people. It like bugged me that they were

1207
01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:12,360
Speaker 1: talking about someone that very well could be seated behind them,

1208
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:15,320
Speaker 1: Like it made me aware that people have and I

1209
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:17,680
Speaker 1: do the same thing too. I forget that people have

1210
01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 1: feelings and that actors or you know, if Cameron Diaz

1211
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:24,760
Speaker 1: heard this, I would be hurt that she thinks that.

1212
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:26,760
Speaker 1: I think she did that just for publicity. But I

1213
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:28,800
Speaker 1: forget that Cameron Diaz could hear this. She does have

1214
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:31,560
Speaker 1: podcast apps on her phone. I'm guessing you know what

1215
01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:34,080
Speaker 1: I'm saying. And I needed them to know, like, hey,

1216
01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:37,320
Speaker 1: I heard what you're talking about. And that's a person,

1217
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:40,240
Speaker 1: and I could be best friends with that person or

1218
01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:44,320
Speaker 1: I could be that person. Yeah, but there's nothing part

1219
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:47,760
Speaker 1: of you being like I'm also a celebrity. No, oh no,

1220
01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:51,280
Speaker 1: because I have more compassion for a celebrity because I

1221
01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:53,480
Speaker 1: know that when they said stand up and like, oh,

1222
01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:56,160
Speaker 1: maybe they're talking about some one of my friends, I

1223
01:06:56,200 --> 01:07:00,880
Speaker 1: didn't think that then that everyone at my table got

1224
01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:03,680
Speaker 1: embarrassed because I was being so I was being obvious

1225
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:05,800
Speaker 1: that I heard their conversation, but I wanted them to know.

1226
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:07,520
Speaker 1: First of all, you're being way too loud that I

1227
01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:09,920
Speaker 1: can even hear your conversation. You need to know that

1228
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,720
Speaker 1: I've heard it, so maybe keep it to hush tones

1229
01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:16,400
Speaker 1: because it's annoying how loud you're being about them. Of

1230
01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:18,280
Speaker 1: course they would mean they were having a bunch of

1231
01:07:18,280 --> 01:07:20,040
Speaker 1: opinions about whether or not he was funny, and it

1232
01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:22,080
Speaker 1: was like, well, he could be sitting right here, so

1233
01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:24,400
Speaker 1: shut the funk up. Even though I have opinions about

1234
01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:27,720
Speaker 1: people all the time that I think aren't listening, I

1235
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:30,240
Speaker 1: just wanted them to know. And everyone at my table

1236
01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:32,360
Speaker 1: was just like, why are you doing that? And I'm like,

1237
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:34,479
Speaker 1: because I want them to know, how loud they're being

1238
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:38,120
Speaker 1: I liked it, but my table was so embarrassed of

1239
01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:41,880
Speaker 1: me because you were embarrassed with them. Yeah. Yeah, I

1240
01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:44,880
Speaker 1: was embarrassed for anyone. Well you didn't like them being loud,

1241
01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:47,160
Speaker 1: but then you were allowed to show their Yeah, to

1242
01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:49,440
Speaker 1: show it back at them. Because sometimes when I'm loud,

1243
01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:53,320
Speaker 1: when i'm and someone goes, hey, we heard what you

1244
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:54,880
Speaker 1: were saying, I'm like, oh my god, I didn't realize

1245
01:07:54,920 --> 01:07:57,840
Speaker 1: it was being so loud, And it makes me check myself.

1246
01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:00,560
Speaker 1: But I found that a lot this Weekend's not a lot,

1247
01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:03,440
Speaker 1: but a couple of times this weekend where in public,

1248
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:08,439
Speaker 1: um my my friends and my family, Like, I found

1249
01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:10,200
Speaker 1: that a lot through my life. People are embarrassed of

1250
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:13,600
Speaker 1: things that I do in public, and it makes me

1251
01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:15,920
Speaker 1: just do them harder because I'm like, it's so dumb

1252
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:18,439
Speaker 1: that I'm not even embarrassed and you're embarrassed for me, Like,

1253
01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:20,840
Speaker 1: what's the big what am I doing wrong? I would

1254
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:26,360
Speaker 1: have friends that would constantly skip lines like oh, and

1255
01:08:26,439 --> 01:08:29,639
Speaker 1: that would really know that's that's that's not embarrassing, that's

1256
01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:32,840
Speaker 1: just cruel. But I mean I'm just like, like get

1257
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:35,599
Speaker 1: into a bar like per se were like where people

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01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:37,160
Speaker 1: are waiting and they're like, no, I'm just gonna take

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01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:39,280
Speaker 1: care of this, and they would do it, and then

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01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:41,719
Speaker 1: I would just be like, fun, dude, I can't believe

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01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:44,000
Speaker 1: he did like that would For some reason, I get

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01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:47,400
Speaker 1: very because that's breaking the rule. Yeah, I guess breaking

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01:08:47,439 --> 01:08:50,000
Speaker 1: social rules is yeah. I get yeah, sometimes I do.

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01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:52,479
Speaker 1: But then other times I'm so free and loose, and

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01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:54,840
Speaker 1: like when weird when Mark and Shane and I were

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01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:56,320
Speaker 1: trying to go to a pool. We had to sneak

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01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:58,960
Speaker 1: in because they were all these apartment complexes and we

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01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:02,880
Speaker 1: were walking in and Shane market jumped the fence, which

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01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:04,320
Speaker 1: I supported because there was no one to see it

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01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:06,960
Speaker 1: and we weren't doing anything really wrong. But then Shane

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01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:09,640
Speaker 1: and I went through the front and we encountered. We

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01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:13,720
Speaker 1: encountered a security guard who goes, hey, do you guys

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01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:16,519
Speaker 1: live here? And I don't lie, and so I go

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01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:19,599
Speaker 1: at the same time Shane and I. Shane said yes

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01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:22,799
Speaker 1: and I said no. It was just like he just goes,

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01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:24,960
Speaker 1: oh God, like he was so doesn't and I was like,

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01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:27,040
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I can't lie, and he was like, come on,

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01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:29,439
Speaker 1: just let me talk next. I don't forget what he

1279
01:09:29,479 --> 01:09:31,519
Speaker 1: said but he was just like I felt so I

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01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:35,000
Speaker 1: felt like such a pussy, like I couldn't. I was

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01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:38,479
Speaker 1: like the worst body and Clyde I was a bad body,

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01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:44,360
Speaker 1: like that DJ bad bunny. Same with Amy. I remember

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01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:46,080
Speaker 1: one time Amy was going to my gym. I was

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01:09:46,439 --> 01:09:48,880
Speaker 1: working on l A Fitness back in two thousand seven

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01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:50,680
Speaker 1: and she was visiting Amy. She was visiting me in

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01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:52,519
Speaker 1: l A and she was like, Oh, I want to go,

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01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:54,920
Speaker 1: and we we walked in. She was like, just walk

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01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:57,400
Speaker 1: in like you usually do. Like I never would be

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01:09:57,479 --> 01:10:01,360
Speaker 1: like scan my card, Like if you're not stealing or

1290
01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:03,639
Speaker 1: if you're not doing something wrong, you just do the thing.

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01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:07,280
Speaker 1: But if you're wrong, you like look so guilty. And

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01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:10,040
Speaker 1: I could not do it. And when she walked in,

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01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:12,080
Speaker 1: I just kind of like hesitated, and I remember the

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01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:14,840
Speaker 1: front desk woman was like, excuse me, are you going

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01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:17,160
Speaker 1: to scan your card? And I was like, um, she's

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01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:19,000
Speaker 1: my guest, and he was just like what the hell,

1297
01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:21,559
Speaker 1: Nick like come on, be cool, and I was I

1298
01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:24,640
Speaker 1: couldn't do it. I can't do that stuff. Yeah, I

1299
01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:26,559
Speaker 1: don't know what it is, but if I'm not harming

1300
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:29,599
Speaker 1: anyone by picking up ship, which is actually the nice

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01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:32,800
Speaker 1: thing to do, or I'm just letting people who are

1302
01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:35,160
Speaker 1: on your side about being like, well, she's picking up

1303
01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:37,519
Speaker 1: the ship. Still, Yeah, I get that, But why is

1304
01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:42,240
Speaker 1: it embarrassing because I'm touching poop you're touching ship? Yeah,

1305
01:10:42,439 --> 01:10:44,439
Speaker 1: probably it's that, And maybe you know, I just should

1306
01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:50,200
Speaker 1: imber critical. I do all kinds of ship like that,

1307
01:10:50,479 --> 01:10:52,040
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I don't know. It's just

1308
01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:54,840
Speaker 1: like I don't know what it is. I think when

1309
01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:59,920
Speaker 1: when I see people going instead of leaning into that,

1310
01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:02,479
Speaker 1: I kind of like feel that, Oh, man, see I

1311
01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:04,519
Speaker 1: do the other thing when I start seeing and I go, oh,

1312
01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:07,640
Speaker 1: are you just so scared for me? I'm the one

1313
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:10,360
Speaker 1: that's embarrassed. You shut the funk up. No, I like that.

1314
01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:12,720
Speaker 1: I like that. Maybe I'll try to apply that more. No,

1315
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:14,880
Speaker 1: I don't. I think it's like inborn and it's it's

1316
01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:17,720
Speaker 1: a sick it's a sick thing because I think it

1317
01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:21,240
Speaker 1: comes from actually being embarrassed, but it goes the other way,

1318
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:23,519
Speaker 1: like I, well, the Pete Davidson thing can be like

1319
01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:25,639
Speaker 1: you know, a lot of people can talk about you,

1320
01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:28,639
Speaker 1: so then you take that on for him getting Yeah,

1321
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:30,920
Speaker 1: like I'm someone that is that people think that they

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01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:33,360
Speaker 1: know just because they've seen on TV and they have

1323
01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:36,400
Speaker 1: opinions about And I'm a critical because I think I

1324
01:11:36,439 --> 01:11:38,720
Speaker 1: know celebrities and I can say whatever I want about them,

1325
01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:40,680
Speaker 1: and I get in trouble for it sometimes because the

1326
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:44,680
Speaker 1: celebrities actually have serious exam or you know, Instagram, and

1327
01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:46,920
Speaker 1: they can read and see the things that you post. Dude,

1328
01:11:46,920 --> 01:11:50,600
Speaker 1: I got in trouble for talking shit about the barbershop

1329
01:11:50,680 --> 01:11:53,280
Speaker 1: I go to here in St. Louis. I walked in

1330
01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:55,559
Speaker 1: and the owner and by the way, this was two

1331
01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:57,280
Speaker 1: years ago. I kind of made fun of that. It's

1332
01:11:57,320 --> 01:11:59,920
Speaker 1: like one of the barbershops with like naked women on

1333
01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:02,720
Speaker 1: this front. They offer you like a shot and some

1334
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:05,240
Speaker 1: heroin before you get a trim, and it's just like, dude,

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01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:06,840
Speaker 1: can I just get a haircut? Like I don't, And

1336
01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:08,880
Speaker 1: they were like, oh, we were to talk about us.

1337
01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:11,280
Speaker 1: So the owner was in there and she's all tattered

1338
01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:13,600
Speaker 1: up and you could tell no one talks back to

1339
01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:17,679
Speaker 1: her like she comes off very like alpha, and she goes, oh,

1340
01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:20,439
Speaker 1: this is the guy talking about my place on this

1341
01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:24,240
Speaker 1: big show. She was flattered. We gotta go, so I'm

1342
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:26,840
Speaker 1: gonna sing us out. I literally she goes, are you

1343
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:29,920
Speaker 1: gonna keep talking bad and I go, yeah, probably like I.

1344
01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:32,559
Speaker 1: I stood up to him for everyone. It felt really cool.

1345
01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:35,040
Speaker 1: I felt pretty cool there because most of the time

1346
01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:38,880
Speaker 1: I'd be like, no, I'm sorry, God, tattoos really do work.

1347
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:40,679
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sing because it's the end of the show.

1348
01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:44,120
Speaker 1: Kersen bought us a bunch of fake tattoos for a

1349
01:12:44,200 --> 01:12:46,439
Speaker 1: girl's trip, and I put them all over my arm,

1350
01:12:46,479 --> 01:12:48,280
Speaker 1: and every time I saw my reflection, I was like,

1351
01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:51,880
Speaker 1: that girl's cool, and then it was me. So there's

1352
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:53,759
Speaker 1: a part of me that wants to get a sleeve

1353
01:12:53,880 --> 01:12:57,000
Speaker 1: down my arm send a different message to the world

1354
01:12:57,080 --> 01:13:01,680
Speaker 1: that I'm a harm that's in It's beautiful and we

1355
01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:04,400
Speaker 1: could just you could just end there. Okay, thanks for listening, guys.

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01:13:04,479 --> 01:13:06,160
Speaker 1: We will be here all week. We got two more

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01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:08,040
Speaker 1: shows out of us. Thank you so much for listening.

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01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:10,000
Speaker 1: I hope you had a great fourth Uh, don't be

1359
01:13:10,080 --> 01:13:19,160
Speaker 1: good and firework, frost Jack, firework, that's nothing. We're not

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01:13:19,160 --> 01:13:21,880
Speaker 1: out there with a different letter. No,