WEBVTT - Are Your Lights On? - 10.21.25

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta quit talking out of turn.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes you did before, and I know that.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that.

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<v Speaker 3>I know that, But you know what if I hold

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<v Speaker 3>it in my facial express and still I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>how to bring them back either.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, work on your poka base.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, my poker face don't work at all. It

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<v Speaker 1>all right. I got a prank for you.

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<v Speaker 3>This one right here is all your lights on, all

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<v Speaker 3>your lights on.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to check and see all your lights on.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, hello, is I'm trying to reach us.

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<v Speaker 4>Who's calling this?

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<v Speaker 2>This can call me Pepper. I love UH. I think

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<v Speaker 2>I actually live in the apartment behind you. I think

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<v Speaker 2>my my apartments are up against each other. If you

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<v Speaker 2>are you in unit?

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<v Speaker 4>Who want to know?

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<v Speaker 2>Actually I want to know. I'm calling you. I got

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit of a problem. I actually live in, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>which is the apartment that that's our apartments are back

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<v Speaker 2>to back with each other. And I don't mean no

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<v Speaker 2>harm man, but you are right, Yes, okay, here's what's

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<v Speaker 2>going on. It took me a long time try to

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<v Speaker 2>figure this out. But when you come home in the

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<v Speaker 2>evening and you turn your life dome, my oven and

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<v Speaker 2>stove come on, and I'm talking about every out on

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<v Speaker 2>my stove is on and burning hot.

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<v Speaker 4>How do you know that's because when I turn my life.

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<v Speaker 2>On, I just I mean, I didn't figured it out.

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<v Speaker 2>It just seemed like every time, I mean, I hear

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<v Speaker 2>you when you close your door, and every evening, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>why is my oven in my stove coming on? And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about my whole kitchen just hunting degrees in

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<v Speaker 2>there behind the stove being on like that?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, did you call maintenance?

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<v Speaker 2>From my understanding, I'm on the list and they're not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get to me for a couple of days now,

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<v Speaker 2>so I'm not I'm asking you, miss you don't mind

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<v Speaker 2>to not have your life's on until they come get

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<v Speaker 2>this fix.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay. So you asking me not to turn all my

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<v Speaker 4>life for three or four days, and you know, to

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<v Speaker 4>sit in the dark.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm just saying it's only gonna.

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<v Speaker 4>Be you're asking me to sit in the dark. You know,

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<v Speaker 4>I got a baby. I can't sit in the dark, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, y'all have any cameras or something y'all can

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<v Speaker 2>work with or something like that.

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<v Speaker 4>I have to give my baby food, milk. I mean, really,

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<v Speaker 4>you want me to sit in the dark, and you

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<v Speaker 4>don't want me to turn anything on. You know, I

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<v Speaker 4>got to feed my baby.

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<v Speaker 2>I understand, and and and much respect to you and

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<v Speaker 2>your child, much respect. But what I'm trying to explain

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<v Speaker 2>to you is, I mean, we have to look at

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<v Speaker 2>the big hazard here. The bigger hazard here is is

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<v Speaker 2>that I'm over here with fire on.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, what us about? Where are you getting this wee from?

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<v Speaker 4>How am I involved in your situation?

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<v Speaker 2>I have nothing license patched in some kind of way

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<v Speaker 2>to my ovens and stole.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, but I still I don't have anything to do

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<v Speaker 4>with that. You know, you need to call management whatever,

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<v Speaker 4>But I don't have anything to do with that. And

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<v Speaker 4>I want to know, how do you know when I

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<v Speaker 4>get home and turn on my lights? I mean, like,

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<v Speaker 4>are you looking at my window or something? Are you

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<v Speaker 4>a peeping tong? Do I need to call nine one one?

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<v Speaker 2>You don't need to call nobody on me. Now what

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<v Speaker 2>we need to get somebody over here and fix this

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<v Speaker 2>other than the stove. That's what we got to get done.

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<v Speaker 2>But until then, right now, you can't turn them lights off.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh I'm turning on my lights. I mean, I know

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<v Speaker 4>you ain't trying to regulate what I do in my house.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm finsten. I'm gonna tell you, just like this here,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna need you to keep them lights off until

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<v Speaker 2>meeting this get over here in two days. Now. If

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<v Speaker 2>I see this stove come on and all these eyes

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<v Speaker 2>on this stove come on, then I'm finna come back

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<v Speaker 2>over there and we're gonna have directed fire problem. But

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<v Speaker 2>I cannot have this coming on.

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<v Speaker 4>So you're threatening me.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I'm not. No, I'm not no, I am not.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you not to turn the lights off. That's

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm asking you to do.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I can't sit in the dark and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 4>turn on my lights. So you know you're gonna have

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<v Speaker 4>to deal with it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not feel deal with it. You gonna have

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<v Speaker 2>to actually turn the lights off. Now, I understand. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you have somewhere you can go stay?

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<v Speaker 4>To me? Do you have somewhere you can go stay?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not leaving my house. I don't have a problem.

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<v Speaker 4>You and the one with the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm here. And then you turn it on.

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<v Speaker 4>And then and if you come over here and knock

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<v Speaker 4>on my door you think you see fire in your stove,

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<v Speaker 4>You're gonna see some fire. I can show you some fire.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, listen, I'm trying to work it through as calmly

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<v Speaker 2>as I can.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you're trying to work with me, calmedy.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>The only thing you're doing right now is you're trying

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<v Speaker 4>to tell me what to do and run my household.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. If you're not gonna work with me, then that's

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm gonna do. But I already found out where

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<v Speaker 2>the break is. I just go and just turn all

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<v Speaker 2>the power off so you don't have your power on

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<v Speaker 2>it off.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait a minute, what the no? You can't turn my breakrop?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>I got to do what I got to do. I

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<v Speaker 2>can't start no fire.

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<v Speaker 4>Right? You get my phone number anyway? I mean, how

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<v Speaker 4>you know my name? My number? Artist? You know what?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm about to come home and he gonna put the

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<v Speaker 4>foot up your I don't care if he put your

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<v Speaker 4>in the up and we set you up on fire.

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<v Speaker 4>What the you talking about? You gonna damn turn the

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<v Speaker 4>break off.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to show me and prevent a farm for

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<v Speaker 2>the whole complex, and you up in there trying to comment, Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>this is like arsome for you to turn that on I.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't give you want. You already got a problem, so

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just gonna add fuel to the fire. You call

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<v Speaker 4>me and again I want to know how you got

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<v Speaker 4>my number.

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<v Speaker 2>I look, I'm not Frona city and go on in

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<v Speaker 2>this little small table. Is that we got a problem

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<v Speaker 2>with your twitch when you turn it on the problem

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<v Speaker 2>on the store you task.

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<v Speaker 4>The problem is about to be a bigger problem when

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<v Speaker 4>my man come over there and put a foot up here.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know who you think you with, but it's

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<v Speaker 4>about to be on. I don't know how you got

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<v Speaker 4>my number, but you called it wrong today.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, fine, I got one thing else I need to

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<v Speaker 2>say to you as you listen.

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<v Speaker 4>You've got to say because I'm tired of listening to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you listening?

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<v Speaker 4>You ain't saying I wanted to hear today? You calling

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<v Speaker 4>me with all this here?

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<v Speaker 2>It is? That is nest. You tire me from the

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<v Speaker 2>Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your husband?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you wait a minute, hold up, this is who.

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<v Speaker 2>This is, nephew. Tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Your husband got meet the prank phone call you?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you serious? It's for real? I don't believe it.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't believe it. I know I was ready to

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<v Speaker 4>put a foot up in somebody. I don't believe I

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<v Speaker 4>just got pumped like this.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I gotta ask you one more thing. What is

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<v Speaker 2>the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in

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<v Speaker 2>the land, the Steve.

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<v Speaker 4>Harby Morning Show. You got it?

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<v Speaker 1>See that's greatness right there.

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<v Speaker 3>When you're gonna sit there and write something that's stupid,

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<v Speaker 3>when you turn it, when I turned my life, when

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<v Speaker 3>you turn your life on my my stove, come on something,

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<v Speaker 3>come on to my house.

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<v Speaker 1>You see that's greatness. That's just greatness.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a lot of you calculated the brilliance of my stupidity.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's all right, Joe. Well I look at it

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<v Speaker 1>one day.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm trying to figure out if they ever come

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<v Speaker 3>up with a prankin Hall of Fame, you know, will

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<v Speaker 3>I be at least nominated for that in the pranking

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<v Speaker 3>Hall of Fame.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you see that, y'all? Don't Yeah, don't ya don't

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<v Speaker 1>see that?

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<v Speaker 3>You're the king of I mean, do y'all see me

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<v Speaker 3>on the Hollywood Walker Fane.

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<v Speaker 1>Do y'all see that? I don't see that. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I'm just checking. I don't see that. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't see it.

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<v Speaker 2>Why you don't see a junior.

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<v Speaker 1>Because this boy's ignorant. The Hollywood walker fat and this

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<v Speaker 1>boy's ignorant. This I got that.

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<v Speaker 3>So you go down the walkway, you see all liam,

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<v Speaker 3>you see all these actors and actresses, and then it's timing.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is he here?

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<v Speaker 3>And a phone on that brand though timing not the

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<v Speaker 3>Godfather Friday decided this Sunday Halloween weekend the Nephews at

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<v Speaker 3>the Addison m Pravue.

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<v Speaker 1>That's Friday sided this Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, come dressed for the occasion, all right. Boo, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>don't be scared to laugh. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning

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