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Speaker 1: It is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call, nephew,

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Speaker 1: What you got for us? What this went on in

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Speaker 1: a lot of houses?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Really this went on. This happened because you know everybody

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Speaker 1: bringing them this pot, that pot, the pot looks you

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Speaker 1: know how it go. Then it happened in my house,

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Speaker 1: and I'm tired of this. This was my last one.

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Speaker 1: But this right here is the pot. Look bad potluck.

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Speaker 1: That's the title. Bad pot luck. Okay, Okay, I know

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Speaker 1: y'all has to be bringing up y'all houses. Just trifling. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say nothing, but I still want to

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Speaker 1: say so. But I know my wife listen, but your

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Speaker 1: cousin can't bring no peaching no more and put some

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Speaker 1: damn blueberries in it.

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Speaker 2: She can't do that, no doubt. I'm just gonna go

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Speaker 2: and see it. She can't do it no more.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you can't bring no greens and then have some

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Speaker 1: kind of meatium and there ain't turkey, and we don't

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Speaker 1: know what that is.

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Speaker 2: You can't do that.

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Speaker 3: No more to us, some assaucy.

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Speaker 1: In the greens. You cannot experiment on big holidays. All

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Speaker 1: this is bad pot. Let's go get them.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to ping Heather.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me? What you say?

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to reach the heather? Is this? How are you? Okay? Okay,

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Speaker 2: listen uh I got your number from from lowest Look

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Speaker 2: that's my mama. I'm my reach. I'm lowest oldest son.

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Speaker 3: Now wait wait excuse me? Lois? Who's lowis.

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Speaker 2: Lewis?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Yes, yes, hi? How are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm good? You you you? You? You was at at

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Speaker 2: Mama Deane's house on New Year's Day?

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, was there?

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Speaker 2: Okay when I got when I got there, you was gone.

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Speaker 2: But what I'm what I'm calling by, is you the

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Speaker 2: one made the black eyed peas? Right?

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Speaker 3: I did? You enjoyed them?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: I enjoyed the mother. That's why I'm calling. Let me

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Speaker 2: say this here, let me say this.

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Speaker 3: No, come at work. You can't talk to me like this.

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Speaker 3: Don't do that, don't do that. Say whatever you gotta say,

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Speaker 3: but please don't curse that me.

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Speaker 4: Don't he go to deal.

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Speaker 2: Your beans got up and I didn't have to go

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Speaker 2: down to the doctor to get my stomach pumped. I

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Speaker 2: ain't got no damn insurance for none. This. You know this,

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Speaker 2: this this dill have me messed up for the last

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Speaker 2: week number for the loanss to tell you exactly you

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Speaker 2: know how your damn things is?

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Speaker 3: Okay? First, First of all, okay, I told you asked,

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Speaker 3: I'm at work, I'm around all these white people. I

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Speaker 3: can't talk to you the way I want to talk

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Speaker 3: to you. But let me just tell you this. Don't

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Speaker 3: call me with the dump. First of all, it was

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Speaker 3: a whole bunch of food there. How do you know

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Speaker 3: how can you single out my damn beans that made

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Speaker 3: you sit with all that got food there? You're not

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Speaker 3: gonna blame me.

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Speaker 2: Get out of here, mama Mama bean said you are

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Speaker 2: the one that made the things.

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Speaker 3: You don't give us said it was all this food there,

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Speaker 3: and you're gonna single out my beans. Nobody else complained,

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Speaker 3: you know what the day's date is okay? And not

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Speaker 3: one other person called me about them beans, and by

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Speaker 3: the as a matter of fact, other people were complimenting me.

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Speaker 3: So for you to call me with the dumb all

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Speaker 3: late and wrong, you gonna blame me, probably because you

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Speaker 3: need a doctor's appointment. You should have got Obamacare when

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Speaker 3: it was available to you. And how you want to

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Speaker 3: call me with no no no, no, no, no, no, So you

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Speaker 3: could tell whatever you know, you're.

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Speaker 2: Trying to blame somebody else's food. Joe beings my stomach up.

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Speaker 2: And that's what the that's what it falls down to.

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Speaker 2: And at the end of the day, you're miss.

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Speaker 3: You know the hell I hat what doctor bill? You

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Speaker 3: said you don't having shurance? So how did the hell

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Speaker 3: you go when knowing shot.

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Speaker 2: I had to play out my pocket to get my

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Speaker 2: stomach pumped.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well taken care of. If you played out your pocket,

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Speaker 3: that means the bill is sing so you can get

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Speaker 3: you gonna reimburse me. No, I'm not going to reimburse

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Speaker 3: you with okay. In fact, I got more beans for

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Speaker 3: you since you got a power with them. I got

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Speaker 3: a whole bowl for you. Okay, how about because you fullished?

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Speaker 3: So if it made you, that's good for you.

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Speaker 2: Hey, look look, I'm gonna tell you this here right now.

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Speaker 2: The bill was four hundred and seventy two dollars. I

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Speaker 2: need four four hundred and seventy two dollars for your

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Speaker 2: bullet thing.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, you're not getting no money from me.

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Speaker 3: And I need to go because I got work to do.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what you got to do, spend it

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Speaker 3: all the time on the phone and talk about some

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Speaker 3: bean with all that food. So the rice didn't do it,

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Speaker 3: the meat didn't do it. They had some other gravy.

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Speaker 3: Gravy always people up that didn't do it. You wanna

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Speaker 3: sing about my beans?

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Speaker 2: Got of here?

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Speaker 3: Don't be calling me with this dumb you know what?

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Speaker 3: Now tell me who gave me your number? Because I

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Speaker 3: don't even know you. I do know your mom.

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Speaker 2: Look, Mama, Mama Bean gave me your number.

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Speaker 3: I called Mama Dean passing out numbers. Well, I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: call Mama Dean and I'm gonna see if anybody else

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Speaker 3: got sick, which I know they didn't because your ass

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Speaker 3: is fullish. So I'm gonna call her see if anybody

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Speaker 3: got sick. How about we do what that?

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Speaker 2: Wait?

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Speaker 3: And also I'm gonna call your mother. Okay, I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: call miss Lewis and see why her dead son is

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Speaker 3: calling me on the phone. Because this is something both

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Speaker 3: I'm getting sticking side of this phone call. And nothing

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Speaker 3: was wrong with my beans. If anything something wrong with you,

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Speaker 3: and so take a accident, clean your ass out and

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Speaker 3: keep it the move. You get off my phone.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, they say they say Tommy has some

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Speaker 2: problem with the beers.

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Speaker 3: To tom First of all, I don't even know no God, Tommy,

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Speaker 3: I barely know your mom. I just know her by face.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know her know her. So Tommy, Hugh,

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Speaker 3: I'm calling Mamma Bean. She ain't got no bodiness giving

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Speaker 3: my mother number to nobody.

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Speaker 2: This is what you want me to tell Tommy.

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Speaker 3: I've just told you I don't know anybody named Tommy.

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Speaker 3: So you can tell them whatever you want to tell them,

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Speaker 3: and if you kind of gain other people, we're gonna

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Speaker 3: jump away your side. It's not gonna happen because nobody

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Speaker 3: complained about the beans. Give me give me another name.

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Speaker 3: Tommy wasn't there. I know just about everybody that was

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Speaker 3: there was nobody need Tommy there.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, So you're gonna say, Nephew tell me, nephew Tommy,

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Speaker 4: wasn't it What nephew tell me? This is Nephew from

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Speaker 4: the Steve Harvey Morning Show with Heaven.

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Speaker 2: You just are you crazy? Your cousin friend? What cousin

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Speaker 2: got me to brank? Paul? Call you? What?

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Speaker 3: People walking by me looking at me? Cause I'm walking again,

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Speaker 3: waiting up problem you tell me?

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Speaker 2: Are you crazy?

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Speaker 3: Mean's a good?

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Speaker 2: Oh man, you got me, You've got me wanting to

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Speaker 2: taste your black eyed teams.

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Speaker 3: Okay, oh good, nobody could play. I'm sitting here like

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Speaker 3: I'm on and get these people back. You weren't gonna

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Speaker 3: get no money.

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Speaker 2: Show me this baby, Tell me this. What is the baddest,

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Speaker 2: the baddest radio show in the lab?

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Speaker 3: Oh but you know it, but you know it's Steve

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Speaker 3: Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you are all right?

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Speaker 3: Thank you? Having new year?

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Speaker 2: All right? That new year? And next year I'll probably

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Speaker 2: pop up at mama been house here.

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Speaker 3: You are welcome to come.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna stop all this this bad pod. Look, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna stop it. We're gonna stop bringing these potlucks th

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Speaker 1: food police.

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Speaker 5: Well we need food please. You know what happened in

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Speaker 5: my house?

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Speaker 2: What you know?

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Speaker 5: It's been doing keto low carbs. Just decided, you know,

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Speaker 5: enjoying my day, So I let go at at three

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Speaker 5: sweet potato pies. I said, okay, okay, So when I

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Speaker 5: get through on a chill and give me a dick

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Speaker 5: hunk of sweet potato pie, do you know they ate

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Speaker 5: all three of them, sweet potato powers before you got

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Speaker 5: your dog. I went over there and Marjorie said, you

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Speaker 5: didn't get no pie. ID no, I was waiting because

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Speaker 5: I was after the game. They ate all three of

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Speaker 5: them sweet potato pie. The kids, the kids, the grandparents,

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Speaker 5: their friends.

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Speaker 1: I walked in the kitchen and I looked at everybody.

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Speaker 1: I'm different. I get mad at my wife at that point.

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Speaker 1: Have me some food inside, take care of me. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: My toe was very nice.

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Speaker 3: Have me some food.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, if you don't mind, you have me a

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Speaker 1: plate set aside. I'm not gonna eat these large, gigantic

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Speaker 1: plates for everybody or eating.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do that.

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Speaker 1: What if she put your plate aside and somebody eating?

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Speaker 2: Somebody?

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Speaker 1: Now you that came to my house stealing?

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, thank you nephew for that.

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Speaker 3: Good luck in your marriage.