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Speaker 1: Have you ever gotten kicked in the groin?

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Speaker 2: Of course, of course Karate Kid was a very popular

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Speaker 3: Other in the nuts in the eighties.

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Speaker 1: Oh for fun.

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Speaker 3: For if you were mad at somebody, that's what you did.

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Speaker 4: God.

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Speaker 1: Now, hey everybody, I'm a shove houto.

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Speaker 3: I'm Jordan Carlos. Welcome to adulting from W and WeSC Studios.

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Speaker 3: You made it.

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Speaker 5: This episode truly is amazing. We have Jabuki young White

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Speaker 5: who could be my son.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Cliff bangers. We find out on this show if

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Speaker 3: he is or is it?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Speaking of mother, Yes, a mother for you.

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Speaker 1: Samantha Bee, Samantha Bee, so good.

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Speaker 3: So good, so funny, so boys, amazing? Does it basically

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Speaker 3: all mogul mother?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Icon that ugh Canadian?

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Speaker 2: I mean her hair looks amazing.

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Speaker 1: She definitely uses like expensive cereums.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I get so intimidated looking at those things. Serrus.

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Speaker 5: The women, Oh we are not things but cuckoo cuckock cool. Anyway,

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Speaker 5: you guys, guys, stay tuned and listen to this episode

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Speaker 5: while we get our ship together.

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Speaker 4: This is exciting.

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Speaker 3: People do gowanas?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and they not working at Freak's Mill.

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Speaker 3: Freak's Mill the restaurant.

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Speaker 1: Yes, bitch, okay, this is exciting.

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Speaker 5: So it is August, and I just celebrated my Birthdaytulations Leo,

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Speaker 5: Kitty Leo.

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Speaker 3: It's Leo right now. It's Leo season. Yep.

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Speaker 6: I know that.

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Speaker 3: I know that, and I had a.

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Speaker 1: Very good birthday. Thank you for asking. I.

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Speaker 3: I didn't get to come to your birthday. I wanted

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Speaker 1: Okay, So what happened?

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Speaker 7: What?

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Speaker 5: I rented a house up in Woodstock, Connecticut. It was

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Speaker 7: But I was like, come see comes good enough, good enough? Whoops,

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Speaker 5: And I was trying to accommodate like a bunch of

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Speaker 5: if I'm inviting everybody to a dinner party, I'm going

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Speaker 5: but just so you know I will have enough.

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Speaker 5: When people come to my house and I've laid out

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Speaker 1: That's for me, I apologized, quis not for you, bitch.

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Speaker 1: It was not on the menu. I hate when people

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Speaker 6: You have.

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Speaker 3: Your fucking hands?

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Speaker 5: Ways opened my fridge without asking me, Oh you need

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Speaker 5: Even his kids were like so respectful. I was like, damn,

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Speaker 3: Malcolm's two and a half? Two and a half call.

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Speaker 3: They're well trained?

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Speaker 1: Uh no, you did that?

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Speaker 9: Did it?

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Speaker 3: I did it? But it took you a long time

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Speaker 3: to get to your party. Now that's what you told me?

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Speaker 1: And so we put the address Massachusetts. After five and

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Speaker 5: I'm like, no, no, no, eight bedroom, the six bedroom.

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Speaker 3: It was up back, shuck up, it was back.

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Speaker 1: They booked this place for Get Out by Jordan Peel.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, you saw what? Like there was a.

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Speaker 10: Ghost everybody saw. There was a nineteen twenty stroller on

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Speaker 10: I was just like, it was insane.

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Speaker 3: Do you not see the pictures on Airbnb?

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Speaker 5: Because I didn't hit me bathrooms ahead, we got up

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Speaker 5: there there was a tombstone in the front yard.

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Speaker 3: No, are you serious?

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Speaker 4: What I was like.

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Speaker 1: My husband was like, did you see the tombstone? I

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Speaker 1: was like, stop fucking with me. That's not I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna suck you, dick.

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Speaker 5: If you keep fucking with me like this, no birthday sets.

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Speaker 5: And he was like, there's a tombstone. I'm not messing

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Speaker 5: If you keep talking about the stoop celle, who was it?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, anyway, I left a break review.

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Speaker 3: We had a good time.

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Speaker 1: If we take it out by Jordan Peele.

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Speaker 5: Thank you so much. Nobody cut my brain open. Let's

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Speaker 5: get our guests out.

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Speaker 3: Let's get him out for.

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Speaker 1: Very exciting stuff, the senior youth correspondent on the Daily Show.

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Speaker 1: And he's here for us right now. Please give it

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Speaker 1: up for Jopo.

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Speaker 3: Gays, have a seat, Have a seat.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, congratulations, congratulations on those pants.

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Speaker 3: Those are oh my.

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Speaker 4: God, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Fire more fire than we have.

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Speaker 3: Time.

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Speaker 5: And Alie, you and I are both built like drumstick emojis,

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Speaker 4: Bottom yes yes.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, and we have the same birthday.

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Speaker 4: We do, and we're both Jamaicans.

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Speaker 1: And we're both Jamaicans.

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Speaker 4: This is my mom every yes, this is.

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Speaker 5: My aborted fetus, all my aborted feet.

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Speaker 4: Is so connection, like crawling out the clinic.

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Speaker 1: Were crawling and You're like, I'm here. How could I

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Speaker 3: Nothing to add, nothing to add.

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Speaker 1: So I did not know that you dropped out of college.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you dropped out.

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Speaker 6: I dropped out with like three classes left.

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Speaker 8: All these Oberlin grands are like, what the fuck?

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Speaker 4: I don't tell you.

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Speaker 1: What made you do that?

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Speaker 6: So I was I was in school, and the way

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Speaker 6: you still have like a full quarter left and your

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Speaker 6: scholarships ran out, so you're gonna have to pay out

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Speaker 6: out of pocket. And I was like, I'm good.

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Speaker 3: I think I get it. Like I've been in four years.

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Speaker 6: So on my resume it still says De Paul University

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Speaker 6: twenty twelve to twenty sixteen, which is not a lie.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that is how long I was there. I don't

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Speaker 4: I was there for years.

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Speaker 1: Miss much.

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Speaker 5: It's a piece of paper that you probably can't find

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Speaker 1: Also, like you know, the graduation things are very hot.

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Speaker 2: What do you get Like graduation ceremonies, you roll the dice.

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Speaker 2: You never know who you're gonna get as a speaker.

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Speaker 2: Like it's like Obama shows up, He's like, hey, how

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Speaker 1: What do they think of you being gay?

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Speaker 6: Well those are two different things. And with both of them,

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Speaker 6: My mom found out because she opened a skype conversation

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Speaker 6: and she read the whole thing, which.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, why did she do that to herself?

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Speaker 6: Even if I was straight, I wouldn't want to read

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Speaker 6: and by like child's horny ramblings to their teenage lover

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Speaker 3: Like we didn't know.

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Speaker 4: What the fuck we were talking about.

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Speaker 5: I love a good sword fight, here for it.

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Speaker 1: It's the only fight I'm in lue.

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Speaker 1: And so she was like I saw this.

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Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, and then she like pulled up on me.

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Speaker 6: I was like, who's Jonah? And I was like I

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Speaker 6: I just like did gay jokes and they were like, oh, well,

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Speaker 3: That's right. You came out to an audience of millions

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Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, that's amazing, got it.

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Speaker 5: That's like me when I had sex with the first time,

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Speaker 3: And yo. So, but what's what's dating like? In New

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Speaker 6: In New York City, summertime, summertime, the living zasy.

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Speaker 3: You were stirring the fuck out of that drink.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I mean twenty five, you're successful, You're on TV a

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Speaker 1: I mean, does it upgrade the person you Okay.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I'm dating people that are like so hot

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Speaker 4: People that I'm talking to.

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Speaker 2: Though, Oh my god, oh my god, Well how do

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Speaker 5: Do you?

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Speaker 3: How do you stay grounded?

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Speaker 6: I am still friends with everyone that I knew in

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Speaker 4: For a little bit. So they'll be like so quick

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Speaker 4: to be like, bitch, you ain't shit like.

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Speaker 3: You think you cute.

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Speaker 6: I remember when you were sweating out my couch, like

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Speaker 1: Well, fuck, I mean, are you paying rent by yourself?

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Speaker 1: You got roommates?

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Speaker 4: I live with myself.

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Speaker 1: Shit, you hated New York twenty five and you're the

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Speaker 3: Is amazing.

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Speaker 4: It's amazing.

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Speaker 1: It's your movie chopped out of school, got his own

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Speaker 1: New York City toilet. It feels like it feels.

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Speaker 5: Like you have it together. What's something that you're like

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Speaker 6: I've never been good at organizational ship ever, Like I

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Speaker 1: Think you do or you don't.

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Speaker 6: It's like at this one, I'm just accepting, like I'm

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Speaker 6: Like and that's okay.

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Speaker 1: You mean like mail or like full.

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Speaker 6: I jus did my taxes, Like now just you got

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Speaker 6: an extension? Now, well the IRIS is right back there.

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Speaker 6: They're like ye say yeah. They're like how much are

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Speaker 6: you getting paid for this?

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Speaker 4: But no, I.

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Speaker 6: I I've never been All throughout middle school, my teachers

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Speaker 6: I would never use that shit.

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Speaker 4: That shit was like pointless.

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Speaker 6: I was like, if I remember, I remember, if I

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Speaker 6: forget it, it wasn't important.

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Speaker 1: What's the most adult thing you want to do for

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Speaker 1: yourself this year? Which you just pay your taxes.

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Speaker 7: But.

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Speaker 4: I want to travel alone. I am gonna go. Thank you,

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Speaker 4: you should do that.

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Speaker 3: You should do that. Where do you want to go?

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Speaker 4: I'm going to London.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's good.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I've always wanted.

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Speaker 6: I used to be like such Anglo file when I

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Speaker 4: Like no, because like Adele was blowing up.

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Speaker 6: I mean, Winehouse is blowing up, the Arctic monkeys are

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Speaker 6: just like going through all the heartbreaks that I'd never experienced.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I was like, one day I'll find a blake and

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Speaker 6: it'll be so toxic, but I'll love it.

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Speaker 5: Like maybe wine House passed away the day before birthday.

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Speaker 4: Wait, I remember that because I was like camp. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: you were in camp.

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Speaker 11: I was, oh my god, Oh my god. He was

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Speaker 11: in camp. He was his mom vicked him.

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Speaker 1: All from Camp Salad.

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Speaker 3: I had an apartment with a roof deck and this

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Speaker 3: fucking kid.

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Speaker 5: I went to go see Stevie Wonder with my husband.

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Speaker 5: That was thirty pounds ago.

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Speaker 6: Thanks.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's a bouquet.

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Speaker 11: Back.

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Speaker 3: I want out down.

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Speaker 7: I tried.

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Speaker 3: I tried to do it, got come.

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Speaker 5: I tried to do the stank leg backstage before the

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Speaker 5: show when I got a foot cramp hashtag this is

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Speaker 5: forty two.

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Speaker 1: Just a question.

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Speaker 3: What's the appropriate way to tell your friends you're engaged?

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Speaker 1: Oh, if you.

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Speaker 5: Don't want to tell people you're engaged. I was engaged

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Speaker 5: in college. I didn't tell anybody for almost two years.

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Speaker 3: No. No, And you didn't tell me until right.

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Speaker 1: Now, I know.

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Speaker 5: I mean I didn't tell my friends that I was

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Speaker 5: friends with back then. Well, the thing is is that

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Speaker 5: he proposed to me after a fight to get me back.

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Speaker 5: So it wasn't like the season finale Bachelor fucking you

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Speaker 5: know hot tub Rose sequenced wet kiss situation, like I

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Speaker 5: promise I won't talk to her anymore.

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Speaker 1: Here's a ring? Oh my Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So I was embarrassed about it and didn't tell anybody,

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Speaker 5: and then we ended up breaking up and I gave

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Speaker 5: him the ring back. I know, but I was you know,

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Speaker 5: I don't need those things from people I don't like.

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Speaker 5: You know, if I'm supposed to have it, it'll come back.

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Speaker 5: Which is your favorite form of adult pajamas? The romper, kimono,

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Speaker 5: the soft pant, all of them.

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Speaker 1: All of them.

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Speaker 5: I don't like silky shorts because I feel like, how

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Speaker 5: did how did Rosie Perez do that? And fucking do

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Speaker 5: the right thing? All you do is get like a

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Speaker 5: smelly wedgie. I don't understand. Silk makes it smell a lot.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I what about you? Don what what you like?

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Speaker 2: I'm more of a soft pant type of guy personally.

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Speaker 3: You know what I do?

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Speaker 2: I just melt out of my fucking clothes and jump

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Speaker 2: into bed. Anybody else, thank you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: My husband is like t shirt dick.

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Speaker 5: He's always dropping shit and bending over.

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Speaker 1: It's like an episode of Naked and Afraid of my bedroom.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, okay, as an adult is tired the new

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Speaker 3: Guess that's it. If you're energetic, go fuck yourself yourself?

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Speaker 3: What is the follow up question? Oh, and waking up

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Speaker 3: at six am is fucking tough.

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Speaker 1: Are you in the army? Why are you work up with?

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Speaker 1: Are you working? Duncanonah's why you? Why who's waking up

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Speaker 1: with six a m?

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Speaker 3: Just teachers? Where are my teachers at? You're having a

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Speaker 3: crazy fucking summer, aren't you? Teachers? Beware of New York

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Speaker 3: City teachers in the summer. They are like caged animals.

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Speaker 3: Let out. This is true. It's very true, so scary.

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Speaker 3: We've all watched half Nelson. Relax.

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Speaker 1: All right, Oh my god, I love someone. Let's get

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Speaker 1: to our next guest.

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Speaker 3: Let's do it.

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Speaker 5: She is a trailblazer, she is a boss ass bitch,

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Speaker 5: and she's hands tonight.

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Speaker 3: Please help us. Welcome slip up.

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Speaker 11: Yeah we God, you're welcome up.

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Speaker 3: Okay, thank you, thank you, Oh my god, oh my

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Speaker 3: goa bear. Okay, Hi, everyone say it's gonna be Okay.

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Speaker 1: It's delightful.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so many question God, Okay, how do you find

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Speaker 5: time to do it all?

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Speaker 12: I half ass everything? No, No, everything is yeah. No,

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Speaker 12: you don't have to do anything super well. You do

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Speaker 12: like things seventy five percent of the way there. No,

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Speaker 12: I don't you know. I don't do it all. It's

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Speaker 12: about having an incredible team.

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Speaker 9: By I do that makes you look good. It's about

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Speaker 9: to doing all that.

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Speaker 12: You can't like if I feel like I try to

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Speaker 12: do everything the.

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Speaker 9: Best that I can, but I don't expect perfection ever.

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Speaker 9: To me, it's more about like effort and giving it

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Speaker 9: everything that you can possibly give, but not ever expecting

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Speaker 9: yourself to be flaw It can't be.

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Speaker 12: It's impossible.

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Speaker 1: Do you expect that from your kids as well.

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Speaker 12: I expect them to like be the best version of themselves.

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Speaker 9: I don't like, I don't put expectations of perfection on

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Speaker 9: them at all. No, and they achieve that every day.

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Speaker 9: They do not they are not perfect. You have three kids,

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Speaker 9: I how do you? How do you spend time with

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Speaker 9: three people? I know, you know what they're so they're

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Speaker 12: I love them. They are good people. They're really fine,

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Speaker 12: They're fun.

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Speaker 1: They become really fun.

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Speaker 12: People and then you want to hang out with them.

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Speaker 9: And I feel like the one thing that I'm actually

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Speaker 9: very good at doing is bifurcating my brain. So like

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Speaker 9: when I'm at work, I'm truly at work. And then

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Speaker 9: when I'm done with work, I am so fucking done

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Speaker 9: with it, like it's not even and I'm just like

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Speaker 9: on my children and goodness.

455
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Speaker 12: So there's no like I am changing I am.

456
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Speaker 1: Changing a diaper while I'm answering an email.

457
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:14,800
Speaker 9: Yeah sometimes, yeah, but that's like different, that's babies.

458
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaker 1: Sometimes I read my emails in a sing songy voice. Yes,

459
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:21,800
Speaker 1: I will be available the ninety I know. Yeah, So

460
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,800
Speaker 1: I'm like entertaining them while getting.

461
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Speaker 3: Shipped to do they come to the office a lot

462
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Speaker 3: to set.

463
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Speaker 12: No, they don't respect the work that I do at all.

464
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:30,040
Speaker 1: They don't care.

465
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Speaker 12: They don't think what I do is cool.

466
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Speaker 9: The one thing that is good about my workplace is

467
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,520
Speaker 9: we have a giant Fresh Direct bag full of.

468
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:41,399
Speaker 12: Kit Cat bars. And that's the only thing they like

469
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Speaker 12: about what I do.

470
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Speaker 9: They don't have any respect for me, and that's good.

471
00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:48,719
Speaker 9: They're not supposed to. I think they're supposed to just

472
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Speaker 9: know that I'm a NERD's so lady.

473
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Speaker 1: My kids better fucking like it. Yeah, Like they like

474
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Speaker 1: all my pitches.

475
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:00,800
Speaker 12: See me and they're like, oh, that's the pancake lady.

476
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,080
Speaker 12: This is Elana that just like makes me eggs.

477
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Speaker 5: I'm gonna shift gears for a second. Okay, you had

478
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Speaker 5: a boyfriend break your hand.

479
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:16,600
Speaker 9: No, I tried to make him break my hand and

480
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Speaker 9: he chickened out.

481
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Speaker 12: Yes, I was a really intense teenager.

482
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Speaker 3: If you don't break my hand, you know this is

483
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Speaker 3: what happened.

484
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Speaker 9: I'll explain, and I'll say that my caveat prior to

485
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,120
Speaker 9: telling the story is I'm not proud of this. So

486
00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:42,640
Speaker 9: I was like, you know, like a Catholic school gold

487
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,720
Speaker 9: star student, and then I was like, met this boy

488
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 9: and he was really bad and he was kind of crazy,

489
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,840
Speaker 9: and I was like, I love you. I'll do anything

490
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:57,439
Speaker 9: you say. And we did terrible things together, and so

491
00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,919
Speaker 9: I went through a period of like terror both things together,

492
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,159
Speaker 9: Like I was like a thief.

493
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Speaker 12: It was really bad. It's a bad I was about fifteen.

494
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 13: Yeah, I was okay, fifteen years old wiping stuff like cars,

495
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:16,920
Speaker 13: whoa are you still cars right now?

496
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 3: I don't.

497
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:22,160
Speaker 12: I don't recommend this smith and set it off?

498
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:25,359
Speaker 3: This is what did you punch like a hard wire?

499
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 3: Like what did you do? Hot water?

500
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 9: We learned how to He was taking like he was

501
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:33,639
Speaker 9: taking like a shop class, and so he made he

502
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:37,119
Speaker 9: would like cut slim gems in his shop class, and

503
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 9: then we would jack cars on the weekends and then

504
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,480
Speaker 9: he would he was like really good with wiring and

505
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 9: he would just like set them up so that they

506
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 9: had a little button that we had to press just

507
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:47,640
Speaker 9: to start.

508
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:48,440
Speaker 12: It because we didn't have the key.

509
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,639
Speaker 9: And so we would just like have cars to drive

510
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:54,320
Speaker 9: all the time, and then we would throw parties in hotel.

511
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Speaker 12: I was like fifteen, you.

512
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 9: Are and I was pushing him and so I was like, okay,

513
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,720
Speaker 9: I see the path that we're on and it leads

514
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 9: to a life of crime.

515
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 12: So that's fine, let's go for it. We're moving to Miami.

516
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 3: I stand by, letting me ask you this first.

517
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like fear and loathing.

518
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 3: Yeah.

519
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,920
Speaker 9: I was like, you can, we can be professional criminals,

520
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 9: but we have to live in Miami because the weather

521
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 9: is better there and so, you know. Anyway, I was

522
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 9: really like gaming it out to the end. And so

523
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 9: at that point, I just started skipping school all the time,

524
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 9: sort of maintaining my grades, but like not to my satisfaction.

525
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 12: So I blew off all of my exams Christmas exams

526
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 12: one year, and I.

527
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 1: Was like fuck.

528
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 9: Like afterwards, I was like, fuck, I blew off my exams.

529
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,959
Speaker 9: I'm going to fail all my classes. Okay, here's what

530
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,159
Speaker 9: we're gonna do. You're going to break my hand and

531
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 9: I'm going to tell everybody that my hand was broken

532
00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:59,720
Speaker 9: and that's why I couldn't show up for the exam.

533
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:02,119
Speaker 9: He's like, I will not do that, and I was like,

534
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 9: you're doing it. And so in the middle of the night,

535
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,440
Speaker 9: I don't know why I'm telling this is an awful source.

536
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:09,760
Speaker 3: I'm sorry this.

537
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 9: Who I was like, and I was like really preppy too,

538
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,119
Speaker 9: so I was like in a cashmere twin set with pearls.

539
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 5: I'm like, okay, yeah, oh my gosh, can the Froler coaster?

540
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,960
Speaker 9: So I was like, here's what's gonna go down. It

541
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,040
Speaker 9: was the middle of the night. We've been up all night.

542
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,439
Speaker 9: I was like, I'm gonna put my hand on the

543
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:35,160
Speaker 9: bumper of this car.

544
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 12: You're gonna take a huge rock and you're gonna smash

545
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:37,639
Speaker 12: my hand.

546
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:40,239
Speaker 9: And he was like, I am not doing that, like

547
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,119
Speaker 9: he was awful, but he wasn't actually that awful.

548
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:44,880
Speaker 12: And I was like, fucking do it.

549
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:50,879
Speaker 9: And he finally did it. Yeah, he like smashed it,

550
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,160
Speaker 9: and I was like thank you. And then we went

551
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 9: to the hospital.

552
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 12: And the doctors were like, did you smash your hand

553
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 12: with a rock?

554
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:00,639
Speaker 9: And I was like no, I slipped on the ice

555
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 9: and I fell on top of my hand and they

556
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 9: were like we can yeah, okay, sure, we know what

557
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 9: it looks like when someone smashes their hand with a rock.

558
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 12: You're a fucking idiot. And I they gave me. Everything

559
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:15,680
Speaker 12: was fine. I got an X ray.

560
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 9: It was not actually broken, but it did swell up

561
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 9: like horribly, like it was like a huge goose egg

562
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 9: on my hand, and I was like, oh great. And

563
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 9: I went home and I went into my mom's room

564
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 9: and it was honestly four o'clock in the morning, and

565
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,240
Speaker 9: I shook her and I went I didn't do any

566
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,959
Speaker 9: of my Christmas exams. I almost broke my hand, can I?

567
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 9: And then I went into my room and I locked

568
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 9: the door. Yeah, it was great. And then she was like,

569
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 9: you're lost to me. I don't even know who you are.

570
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,920
Speaker 9: And I was like, yeah, well, I don't know who

571
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 9: I am either, And then I was embarrassed. And then

572
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,199
Speaker 9: so I took Christmas vacation to be embarrassed about what

573
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 9: I had done. So then in January, I went to

574
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,679
Speaker 9: a different high school. I transferred myself to a different

575
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 9: high school. I forged all the documents.

576
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 12: What's the way, yes right?

577
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:10,679
Speaker 3: What?

578
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 12: Yes?

579
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 6: Yes?

580
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:15,120
Speaker 13: Up?

581
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,679
Speaker 12: Are you really m yes it is?

582
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 9: I forged documents and I was like, I'm transferring to this.

583
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,199
Speaker 9: So I went to the new high school and I

584
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 9: was like, I moved to this neighborhood now, and I

585
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,679
Speaker 9: need to go to attend this high school.

586
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,160
Speaker 12: And they were like, oh, your grades seemed very good.

587
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,199
Speaker 9: Like not knowing that I had blown off on her

588
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 9: bunds and I was like a professional car thief and

589
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 9: I signed my mom's dignature like I had like onion paper,

590
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 9: and I like was doing it and I wo And

591
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 9: then two weeks after I started attending the new school

592
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 9: and then I was like, by I woke up my

593
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 9: mom and the night again, I was like, by the

594
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 9: way I changed high school.

595
00:28:54,000 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 3: She was like, I love your And.

596
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 9: Then after that, like as soon as I started the

597
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 9: new school, I dropped that boyfriend like a hot potato

598
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 9: and I.

599
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 12: Went back to school and I got great grades and

600
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 12: that was it.

601
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 6: And that was.

602
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 12: That's a I know.

603
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 3: Its stories. It was a good I feel like I

604
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 3: know you now.

605
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 5: I feel like the all four seasons of detour is

606
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 5: just your childhood.

607
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 9: I went like I went for it for a brief

608
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 9: period of time and then I reformed myself and I've

609
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 9: spent like the rest of my life trying to make

610
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 9: up for that period.

611
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 12: So so that's what I'm doing.

612
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 3: What if your kid wants to do that?

613
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 12: In New York City.

614
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 9: The form of rebellion that I'm positive my children will

615
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 9: take is just to like go to accounting school and

616
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 9: be really super straight. But they you know, like I'm

617
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 9: really honest with them about it because it was not.

618
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 12: I can't.

619
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 1: I feel like my blood precious.

620
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 9: I'm sorry, I get bad.

621
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 1: Like I tried. I snuck a tamp on it, and

622
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 1: my mom's like, you look different.

623
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 3: Being the only child too much time?

624
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 1: What's the question?

625
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 2: If you're fired without cause and have access to their

626
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 2: social accounts, should you use it?

627
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 3: I think you've answered your own question.

628
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 1: Did you just make us like an accomplice?

629
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 12: Okay?

630
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 1: Oh, that's a real question. Okay.

631
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 10: Oh?

632
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 9: When is yoga basic versus self care?

633
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 3: There's I didn't know there was a line. There's a line.

634
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: I can smell the Lululemon in the audience. I was

635
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 1: wondering where you were.

636
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 12: I mean, these are good.

637
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 1: That's not even a real question.

638
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 12: All right, let's see.

639
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 9: Oh, I okay, how many days of the week is

640
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 9: it okay to get drunk?

641
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 12: Ps?

642
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 9: I'm not an alcoholic, smiley face, you are an alcohol alcoholic?

643
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 3: Question?

644
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 12: How my days of the week is it okay to

645
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 12: get drunk? Like shit fazed? Days? Like multiple?

646
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 1: Okay?

647
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 5: I mean I feel like you're in your twenties or

648
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 5: early thirties, because hangovers are not the motherfucker same. No

649
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 5: hangovers feel like you've been left out in the desert.

650
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 5: Like your mouth is dry but everything else is sweaty.

651
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 5: It feels like you're moving but you're sitting.

652
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 1: Everyone sounds like Adam Sandler.

653
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 5: To answer your question, if we've answered or just I

654
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 5: think two days is okay?

655
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 9: Do you ever stop hating making doctor's appointments?

656
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 12: No?

657
00:31:59,040 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 1: I don't.

658
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 12: Okay, Oh, okay, this is.

659
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 9: How does one make friends as an adult in NYC?

660
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 12: That's a very good question.

661
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 9: Do you want to make friends? It's hard to make friends. Yeah,

662
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 9: it's hard to make friends.

663
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 12: I feel like I feel like you have to volunteer.

664
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 9: I feel like volunteering is a good because you're finding

665
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 9: like minded people and not just like you know what

666
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 9: I mean, Like you find.

667
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 12: A cause.

668
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 9: Like ultimate Frisbee or whatever, you will just meet the

669
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 9: people who kind of like share your core values.

670
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 3: Yes.

671
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 9: Oh, how do you write jokes when nothing funny is

672
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 9: happening in the world and then there's a crying face.

673
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 9: I'm showing you a lot of emojiss, a lot of emojis.

674
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 12: I think you have to find.

675
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 9: Well, I mean, you need catharsis, so you do your

676
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 9: best with the material that you're I mean it's like

677
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 9: a very big challenge, but you have to. I think

678
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 9: you have to try. And looking at both of you

679
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 9: for support, I don't know.

680
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, yeah, obviously you have to. Sad stuff

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Speaker 5: is the funniest though, you know what I mean, because

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Speaker 5: you have to laugh.

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Speaker 1: You have to laugh at it. That's why people are

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Speaker 1: slipping on banana peels. It's just like you broke your neck.

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Speaker 1: But that was funny when you went down and.

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Speaker 12: Look great, it was worth it.

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Speaker 5: Anyways, we asked all our guests what is the most

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Speaker 5: adult thing you want to do for yourself this year?

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Speaker 5: And anything the most growing and it could be like

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Speaker 5: watching this thing or cutting that cuticle or go into

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Speaker 5: that place, like.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean for yourself?

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Speaker 2: Do you like?

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Speaker 12: What is the most adult thing?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: This is so awful.

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Speaker 12: I'm not you don't even want to say it. I

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Speaker 12: do have a goal for this year.

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Speaker 3: Oh fuck, I tell you.

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Speaker 12: I have to write my will this year.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and you know why, at least you have

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Speaker 1: stuff to give you children.

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Speaker 8: It is.

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Speaker 12: What you know, it's a big adult, scary, bad thing.

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Speaker 12: We tried to do it like ten years ago and

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Speaker 12: we both cried too.

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Speaker 1: Mu sure, we had to stop. It was awful. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god.

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Speaker 5: If you single meet somebody from Canada, they're amazing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yes, Lord, yes.

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Speaker 12: Anywhere.

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Speaker 3: Good night everybody. This is a fun zone. So much

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Speaker 3: delightful stuff right.

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Speaker 5: Oh.

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Speaker 1: Fun zone is a really good nickname for like anything

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Speaker 1: on your body. But yes, it was very fun.

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Speaker 5: Chibuoki Young White and Samantha Bee or everything ever wanted

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Speaker 5: and I did not know. Adulting was produced by Blakeney

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Speaker 5: Schick and O'delia Rubin.

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Speaker 12: The Adulting team.

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Speaker 5: Includes Joanna solatarif Paula Schuman, Joe plored Keik and Zimma

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Speaker 5: ed Haber and George Wellington, and the live show is produced.

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Speaker 1: By Christian Bey is so stupid.

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Speaker 5: Our theme music is by Isaac Jones, which sounds like

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Speaker 5: an old black man but he ain't he a young

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Speaker 5: white man?

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Speaker 1: Just so cool.

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Speaker 5: I Love America, with additional music by Don will Don Well.

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Speaker 1: An old black man.

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Speaker 3: Now, if you like this episode, please rate us.

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Speaker 1: Or write a review or both only if it's good, y'all.

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Speaker 1: I don't have time for the nonsense. If you don't

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Speaker 1: like me, just please do a downward dog and think

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Speaker 1: about your life. Just kidding, but I don't want to

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Speaker 1: get an Ulcer and be Bald.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Taco Tuesday, bitch is any words of Michelle. If

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Speaker 1: you were.

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Speaker 5: Sharing a family meal with people and this like one

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Speaker 5: last bite, dang not wrong, will be and like, hey, everybody,

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Speaker 5: is it.

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Speaker 1: Cool if I get this last fight, ask don't take.

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Speaker 1: That's fucked up.