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Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand's phone tap, Danielle, set this thing up, all right,

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Speaker 1: comes from David. My grandmother just had her washing machine fixed.

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Speaker 1: She said. The guy that came only stayed a few

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Speaker 1: minutes and he didn't really do anything. So I want

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Speaker 1: you to call her and tell her the repair man

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Speaker 1: complains about her and that she owes money and she

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Speaker 1: will go crazy. Danielle picking on an old lady. Let's

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Speaker 1: listen to today's phone tap. Hello, Yes, man's week to me?

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Speaker 1: Your aunt? Please this is here. This is Melinda Prosel

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Speaker 1: calling from Siri. Yes, did you have some service done

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Speaker 1: on your washing machine the other day?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, about a week or so ago.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, did you recall the guy that came to fix it?

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Speaker 2: Oh? God, he was such a nice guy. You know.

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Speaker 2: He told me his name, but I forgot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well you say he's a nice guy, then how

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Speaker 1: come I have paperwork here that says you were very

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Speaker 1: rude to him?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I was rude.

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Speaker 1: That's what it says here.

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Speaker 2: It says he's a liar.

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Speaker 1: He said that you him out.

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Speaker 2: Oh my, he's a god stern liar. You know, I'm

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Speaker 2: made the two years old. I'm like everybody, what's wrong

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Speaker 2: with him.

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Speaker 1: Well, he says that you tried to throw him out

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Speaker 1: of the house.

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Speaker 2: Oh my oh, that he's a liar.

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Speaker 1: Well, he said that you use the F word.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I never end my life.

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Speaker 1: Well, unfortunately, because he was there and he says he

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Speaker 1: did fix your problem. He said that you are going

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Speaker 1: to be charged of the visit home made.

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Speaker 2: Yeah no, why no, no, hey didn't fix nothing.

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Speaker 1: He still came out for a service call ma'am.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. But we got insurance on it.

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Speaker 1: No, it's not here and not according to my paperwork.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, I have to talk to my grandson

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Speaker 2: because he's the one he bought the machine.

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Speaker 1: Maybe your grandson's a little irresponsible.

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Speaker 2: No, he's not. He's a college graduate. He has his

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Speaker 2: own business.

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Speaker 1: Well, we do have this two hundred and fifty dollars

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Speaker 1: bill here.

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Speaker 2: Ah, oh my god, oh my god. No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: I cannot pay for that because he's a liar. For

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Speaker 2: him to come in here for two minutes, but he

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Speaker 2: didn't fix nothing.

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Speaker 1: He says, you don't know how to use a washing machine.

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Speaker 2: Wow, he's still hot air. You know I've been washing

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Speaker 2: close for the last sixty years. Tell him to go

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Speaker 2: fly a kite because here, you know, if the man

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Speaker 2: is sick, definitely sick, and tell him I said it too.

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Speaker 2: But he's a god darn liar. Tell him to come

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Speaker 2: here with somebody. Tell him to bring a lawyer. Bring

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Speaker 2: somebody here. I'll have my lawyer here. Goodbye, ma'am a.

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Speaker 1: Liar, he's she's over. He's a liar. He's a liar.

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Speaker 2: He's calling me now.

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Speaker 1: Okay, don't answer unless you have three way? Do you

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Speaker 1: have three way? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Hello? Ay? That what this guy from called me? And

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Speaker 2: oh yeah, we're a problem over here, he said. I

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Speaker 2: threw him out. I cursed him. I'm going to tell

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Speaker 2: you something. The guy was a but a liar. I'll

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Speaker 2: tell you right now. He was a liar. I was

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Speaker 2: very polite to him. He isn't even here five damn minutes.

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Speaker 1: You said he was nice.

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Speaker 2: What was I gonna say? I didn't know. He was

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Speaker 2: the son of a bitch. I want. He said, I

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Speaker 2: overload the machine.

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Speaker 1: Well you do kind of overload it?

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Speaker 2: No, I don't. No, that machine was at night from

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Speaker 2: day one. I'll tell you what. I don't ever want

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Speaker 2: you to do business with that reached again. You understand me?

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Speaker 2: Why are you curing because I'm damn man, I should

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Speaker 2: have done that to that son of a bitch that

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Speaker 2: was over here. And I'll tell you another thing. I

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Speaker 2: thought you had the insurance. That's why I called the

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Speaker 2: damn guy and I got those for you. I'm cutting

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Speaker 2: up the cards right now.

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Speaker 1: Don't cut the cards up yet. We're gonna he's gonna

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Speaker 1: come this afternoon to fixed machine.

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Speaker 2: Who I don't say. I'm not got here because I've

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Speaker 2: come down the stairs.

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Speaker 1: Not nice.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to here he's coming. I don't give

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Speaker 2: it all right out. That son of a bitch. You

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Speaker 2: ought to cloak that. I say, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: He was a son of a bitch, and I doctor.

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Speaker 2: I don't want him in here because I put him

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Speaker 2: them stairs. I said, I've been washing clothes for the

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Speaker 2: last sixty years, and you're telling me how to wash clothes.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna come out and teach you how to do laundry.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, how do you like that? Tell him to

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Speaker 2: go at him stuff and don't come here that son

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Speaker 2: of a bitch load you know in front of him. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I have one damn towel. That's all I have is

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Speaker 2: one bath towel. That's all I had down here, and

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Speaker 2: it's one that I use to put the clothes on

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Speaker 2: and when I want to flatten it out and that

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Speaker 2: and that's I'm cutting the cards up. He's right, I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna show how rude I am. Now I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 2: him this is how rude I am. And I throw

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Speaker 2: the cards at him.

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Speaker 1: Ma'am. Huh, I'm confirming your appointment for today.

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Speaker 2: I don't have no appointment today. Don't send nobody here.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to have nothing to do with us anymore.

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Speaker 1: But your grandson told me that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what he said, I don't want nobody here.

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Speaker 1: He said that you wanted someone to teach you how

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Speaker 1: to do the laundry.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, gonna pick for a sick don't come

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Speaker 2: here because I told him down the stairs. I was'm

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Speaker 2: rude before that. I am rude now. Okay, ma'am, please please,

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Speaker 2: I don't want to hear is not my grandma grandma.

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Speaker 1: Wait, ma'am, this is Danielle Monaro from Elvis Durant in

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Speaker 1: the Morning Show. And you got phone apped. Your grandson's

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Speaker 1: playing a joke on you.

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Speaker 2: David. Why do you play these things on me.

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Speaker 1: Because you're funny.

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Speaker 2: Oh my, that is the worst I've ever heard.

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Speaker 1: See Elvis Duran's phone tap