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Speaker 1: you might not. If not get to know me, you

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Speaker 1: might like it, you might not. If not, go to

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Speaker 1: hell kidding, I'm kidding. If you don't like me, that's valid.

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Speaker 1: You're not. Everyone doesn't have to like me, all right,

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Speaker 1: but you do need to respect me. No, you don't

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Speaker 1: have to do that either. Anyway, Guys, this is my podcast.

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Speaker 1: As you know, I probably don't need to say that part.

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Speaker 1: I've been thinking about these people who say to me

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Speaker 1: that saying I say thanks too much? I say thanks

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Speaker 1: a lot. I say thank you for everything. I was

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Speaker 1: raised to say thank you for everything. If my mom

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Speaker 1: meant to say thank you at seven years old. I

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Speaker 1: think that's good. But I think my mother did a

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Speaker 1: great job in stealing good manners in me. And so

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Speaker 1: when someone says to me that I say thank you

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Speaker 1: too much, I'm like, is there such thing as saying

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Speaker 1: I ask the room? Is anyone gonna Is there such

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Speaker 1: thing as saying thank you too much? I get that

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Speaker 1: feedback people are saying, no, why did Yeah. A few

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Speaker 1: people have said to me, I say thank you too much,

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, you're probably not saying thank you enough.

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Speaker 1: It's not like sorry. I get being apologetic for just

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Speaker 1: There is such thing as saying sorry too much, but

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Speaker 1: saying thank you too much? Yeah, No, I think you

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Speaker 1: not saying thank you enough. And that's my hot take.

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Speaker 1: it's a nice gesture. I want everyone to say thank

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Speaker 1: you more. And that's my official platform. So today I'm

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Speaker 1: talking to a very good friend of mine, Heidi Gardner,

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Speaker 1: just one of my best friends. I love her dearly.

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Speaker 1: We talk about crushes, we talk about our time on SNL.

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Speaker 1: We talk about renovating houses. And I know that might

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Speaker 1: not sound super interesting, but I promise you it is.

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Speaker 1: And if you don't enjoy it, I will give you

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Speaker 1: your money back guaranteed. I'm fully lying to you. What

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Speaker 1: don't like it. I say listen again. I say listen again.

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Speaker 1: Surely there's something in there for you. All right, y'all,

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Speaker 1: this is thanks Dad foriego Odem. Today's guest, Heidi Gardner,

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Speaker 3: You know what I keep forgetting to ask you? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and I know this is so old news. Have you

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Speaker 1: geezy thrilled, like that is a good bagel. I was.

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Speaker 1: But Apollo bagels was enough for me to think about.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yes, my friend you moved. Do you love me?

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Speaker 1: I know you moved neighborhoods? You don't want to live

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Speaker 1: be one of my best friends on the planet, if

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Speaker 1: my friend, my friend, my friend is here. Thank you

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Speaker 1: We'll see what happens. We don't cry it all, and

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Speaker 1: in fact, we just bicker, yeah, and raise our voices. Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: can you tell me something you're you want to say

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Speaker 1: Is it because when you think of me as your friend,

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Speaker 1: Every forty days. It's one bit, it's brief. It lasted

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Speaker 1: Yes, I texted you? What did I text you?

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Speaker 3: Why didn't you invite me to the game? My worst

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Speaker 3: I've been I was late here today. This is five

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Speaker 1: And then this appearance, I said sorry, and then I said, oh,

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Speaker 1: trying to get you to hang out. Yeah, yeah with

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Speaker 1: thanks for your earnest? Yours is ernest? What's your thanks is?

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Speaker 3: I have a good friend in Kansas City who has

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Speaker 3: been on a wait list for a kidney and a liver,

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Speaker 3: and last week he got a kidney and a liver. Yes,

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Speaker 1: You did have a crazy crush on Leonardo DiCaprio, which

435
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:30,159
Speaker 1: doesn't feel that that's not crazy. Did you have but

436
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,000
Speaker 1: you were like really obsessed with him? And you got

437
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,960
Speaker 1: a Leonardo DiCaprio rug for your birthday one year, yes,

438
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:40,119
Speaker 1: from your friends. Yeah, and you also have Leonardo DiCaprio sweatsuit.

439
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:41,840
Speaker 1: Did I make this up? Okay? No, you do?

440
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:42,399
Speaker 3: Yes?

441
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:46,120
Speaker 1: Do you have any embarrassing crushes, famous or otherwise from

442
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:46,639
Speaker 1: your youth?

443
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,560
Speaker 3: Yes, I mean so you know my friend Michelle. Yes,

444
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:54,640
Speaker 3: every week in our journal we would do we would

445
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,879
Speaker 3: put out our man list, which was just the same.

446
00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:00,199
Speaker 1: Okay, a man, let's go off tin you. I mean,

447
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:03,720
Speaker 1: by the way, these are girls twelve man list.

448
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:07,639
Speaker 3: Yes, our man liss okay, it's called the Manless And

449
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:10,480
Speaker 3: it was just the ten guys of the week of

450
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:15,159
Speaker 3: the week that we were into. And on both of

451
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:18,439
Speaker 3: our lists a very frequent man that would show up

452
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:21,960
Speaker 3: was just that guy from Ricky Lake, just some just

453
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:25,600
Speaker 3: some guy who was on Ricky Lake that week, because

454
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,680
Speaker 3: we were watching a lot of Ricky Lake, and it

455
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,320
Speaker 3: would just be a cute guy on Ricky Lake. So

456
00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:32,440
Speaker 3: that guy from Ricky Lake, right, I was really into Shack.

457
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:36,280
Speaker 3: She wasn't, but he would like make mine Troy Aikman,

458
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,200
Speaker 3: who's a quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys at the time.

459
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,320
Speaker 1: I say, yeah, I just know the name.

460
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,720
Speaker 3: I wanted to like she might.

461
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:45,280
Speaker 1: I don't know the name.

462
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,640
Speaker 3: And it would also be like that guy from the Mall,

463
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,640
Speaker 3: you know, just like that guy, that guy, that guy

464
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,600
Speaker 3: from World to Fun. I can think of a guy

465
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:55,400
Speaker 3: who operated a ride called the Bamboozler who we rode

466
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:56,960
Speaker 3: like forty times. His name was.

467
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 1: Jay Today where Monte fair enough, that's fair, that is

468
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,440
Speaker 1: so fair. But Man of the Week is.

469
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:13,119
Speaker 3: Crazy man and it said manless, manless, manless, manless.

470
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:16,560
Speaker 1: And the fact that you guys were like twelve making men,

471
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,760
Speaker 1: making a list of men is actually really impressive because

472
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,240
Speaker 1: at the time, I feel like that's like around the

473
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:25,080
Speaker 1: time maybe that like the Boy is Mine was super popular,

474
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 1: and I think about that song now. I keep thinking

475
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:30,600
Speaker 1: about it for whatever reason lately, because they're going on tour.

476
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,000
Speaker 1: That's why Monaga and Brandy are going on tour. Kelly

477
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 1: Rowland's going, Money Long is going. This is not an

478
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 1: ad for.

479
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 3: The animal, but but we should go.

480
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:41,200
Speaker 1: We should actually go. But the Boy's Mind was so popular,

481
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 1: and now that I'm an adult, fully, I'm just like,

482
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:47,200
Speaker 1: it's you can have the boy. I would never want

483
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,639
Speaker 1: a boy now. But they were also like sixteen, I

484
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,520
Speaker 1: guess yeah, so it would have been strange if they

485
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,400
Speaker 1: were like the Man is Mine, The Man is Mine,

486
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 1: Man is Mine. I mean I would do I would

487
00:23:57,119 --> 00:24:00,119
Speaker 1: like a remix, the present day remix the Man. But

488
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,160
Speaker 1: also if we're fighting over him, you can have him,

489
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:02,439
Speaker 1: is ye?

490
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 3: I feel yes?

491
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, if he's making us fight, yeah, yeah, there's no

492
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:10,879
Speaker 1: need for any of that. Okay, I'm obsessed that you

493
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 1: were boy ob says Michelle is your friend from Kansas City? Yes,

494
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 1: you're a friend from second grade. We love Michelle, Yes,

495
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:22,040
Speaker 1: we love Michelle the absolute best growing up in Kansas City?

496
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:24,239
Speaker 1: What were your favorite parts of that?

497
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:29,879
Speaker 3: Oh? My favorite parts. I mean, I'm relentless, but obviously

498
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:33,040
Speaker 3: the Kansas City Chiefs, just because it's a sports town

499
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,400
Speaker 3: and it was a way to bond with my brothers

500
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 3: and my mom and my mom's boyfriends.

501
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:43,359
Speaker 1: Boyfriends, I never really liked you. Were there any that

502
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 1: you liked till don None?

503
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:51,119
Speaker 3: No, there was one that like was very short lived,

504
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:53,879
Speaker 3: and it is kind of the one where I'm like, wait,

505
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 3: I could have seen that as a stepdad, and like,

506
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:57,719
Speaker 3: all I can think is he took me to an

507
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 3: Indiana Jones movie and bought funn for me and my

508
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 3: brother in Saint Louis. Yeah, but it felt and they

509
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 3: looked really good together. I found some old pictures recently, I'm.

510
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 1: Like, this one works. Yeah, why didn't you go?

511
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 3: But the one who taught me about football. He was

512
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 3: just a little grumpy sometimes, but taught me about football

513
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 3: along with my mom, who had a tropical fish tank,

514
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,680
Speaker 3: which I still think about, Okay, And he would take

515
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 3: us to get tropical fish. And again, it's like I

516
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 3: want to say, like as a kid in Kansas City

517
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 3: and like, again, it's a very.

518
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:33,160
Speaker 1: It's not a it's not some small little town.

519
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 3: But when I would roll into a place like shopping

520
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 3: for tropical fish, that felt rich. And he wasn't either,

521
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 3: But there was something about like him being like, yeah,

522
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 3: I'll take the clownfish and it was just like this is.

523
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 1: So nice man, that's fish.

524
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:51,480
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.

525
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 1: And so when you guys would shoop for the tropical fish,

526
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 1: they'd go in his fish tank. Yeah okay wow. And

527
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:59,159
Speaker 1: so he was a fake. He was also and it

528
00:25:59,200 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 1: was random.

529
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,640
Speaker 3: It's like a very like I can't remember his job,

530
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,959
Speaker 3: but he was like a very blue collar dude that

531
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 3: just loved tropical fish. It was like a juxtaposition where

532
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,400
Speaker 3: I was like I kind of get.

533
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 1: It, and this is a different this isn't this is

534
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:15,359
Speaker 1: the one that taught you about football? Yeah okay yeah.

535
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:16,879
Speaker 3: But then also when I think back about it, he

536
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 3: had a roommate not a great sign, and his roommate

537
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:22,200
Speaker 3: taught me how to bet.

538
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,879
Speaker 1: Oh okay, a gambling bro. I wanted to make you

539
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 1: have a gambling problem. That's no problem.

540
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:31,959
Speaker 3: Great, okay. So I in Can't City. I hung out

541
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 3: with my mom's boyfriends, upsessed with and.

542
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, the mall was a big the mall growing up.

543
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 1: The mall, I mean the mall was every Friday. Was

544
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 1: that a thing for you guys? Because I grew up

545
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 1: in Baltimore, which also not a small town. Just getting

546
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 1: dropped at the mall, just get dropped at them all

547
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 1: on a Friday. Yeah, and you just walk around.

548
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 3: The mall, just walk around. How much would you have

549
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 3: on you?

550
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 1: Maybe ten dollars? Yeah, maybe ten dollars. And I always

551
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 1: got a Nanian's pretzel or a cookie from this place

552
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:06,160
Speaker 1: called the Great Cookie Snickerdoodle. I just ordered a container

553
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,399
Speaker 1: of them to New York because I was like, I'm

554
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 1: always trying to like I always want that childhood cookie.

555
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,120
Speaker 1: So this cookie from the Great Cookie and Baltimore at

556
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 1: the mall, White marsh Ball, and I always want a

557
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,639
Speaker 1: Snickerdodle because I think about that's the first time I

558
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,399
Speaker 1: had a snickerdoodle. So I'm like, that's my favorite cookie.

559
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:25,439
Speaker 1: And I ordered a container from The Great Cookie. I

560
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 1: was like, you know, I'm just gonna order it because

561
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: I keep trying to find something that's like it. Yeah,

562
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,640
Speaker 1: everywhere I go, and I'm like, I'll just order. I'm

563
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 1: sure they deliver it, and they do. And those cookies

564
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:40,159
Speaker 1: were so bad. Oh. I had romanticized these snickerdoodles. I

565
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 1: was like, no one does it like the Great Cookie.

566
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 1: No one does the snicker doodle like the Great Cookie.

567
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: Came and I was like, this tastes like chemicals. Yeah,

568
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:51,159
Speaker 1: we were eating a lot of chemicals back then and

569
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:52,320
Speaker 1: thought it was delicious.

570
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,919
Speaker 3: And that was probably your first snicker doodle. It was,

571
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 3: so it's the best.

572
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,679
Speaker 1: It was, yes in my mind like oohey, gooey. And

573
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 1: it came and it was like it's kind of just

574
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 1: like too thin, which is why it's soft. But by

575
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 1: the way, shout out to the Great Cookie because they

576
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 1: held me down for so long and now I know

577
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,919
Speaker 1: what a snicker doodle is meant to taste like. But

578
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 1: it was my first. Yeah, but the mall, what a scene,

579
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,200
Speaker 1: what a scene, just.

580
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:21,880
Speaker 3: What a scene. I remember. I think I was twelve,

581
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:26,159
Speaker 3: and we got dropped at the mall and the objective

582
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 3: for that day was meet boys. Like all my other

583
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,640
Speaker 3: girlfriends were like, we're meeting boy This was like right.

584
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 3: I went to like new middle school and I was like, okay,

585
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:37,639
Speaker 3: these girls are like these are girls I need to

586
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,239
Speaker 3: bring it and we're meeting boys and it's a movie thing.

587
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 3: And I showed up in wide legged jeans, a white

588
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 3: turtleneck and an oversized Anthony Hardaway jersey, dog tags, the

589
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 3: same haircut.

590
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 1: Okay, were you a tomboy? Because now I'm seeing this

591
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: and this is like giving tomboy, I'm imagining it.

592
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 3: I was like, I am now kind of like sometimes

593
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 3: I'm like full tomboy for a week and then sometimes

594
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 3: I'll want to wear something feminine.

595
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 1: I don't know, Yeah, okay, I don't know. I don't

596
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: put my girl in a box as a young woman.

597
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 1: And for that, we we love you. Okay, you were

598
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 1: just you? Yeah that's what.

599
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:19,479
Speaker 3: But I I definitely when I rolled in just if

600
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 3: I remember my friends just kind of being like.

601
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 1: What is which?

602
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 3: Also in that office sounds cool right now?

603
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 1: Now, it does sound cool, like respectfully with no disrespect.

604
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,479
Speaker 1: It sounds like something like Billie Eilish would wear yes,

605
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 1: but I would love it and we'd be like, that's amazing.

606
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 1: She's got on her AI jersey and the turtleneck and

607
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: dog tags. Yeah, wide leg jeans. Actually, now that I'm

608
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 1: putting it together, I'm like, yeah, it's it would be cool.

609
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then we go down to Mister we'd go

610
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 3: down to the food court. Mister Bowlkis was the candy shop. Okay,

611
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 3: so this was good to go to the movies with

612
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 3: the boys. So I show up and not go down.

613
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 3: We would get we would all get two icies, two

614
00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:01,719
Speaker 3: coke cherry icies big from Mister Bulkies and an assortment

615
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 3: of like candy, and then we would go to I

616
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,520
Speaker 3: can't remember the name of it, but it was in

617
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 3: the food court. It was a Chinese place. We would

618
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 3: get low Mate in styrofoam and take all of that

619
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,360
Speaker 3: into the movies and I was like, supposedly on.

620
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 1: It day, just slurp up some low Maine and slurpy yeah,

621
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:30,959
Speaker 1: and candy and my jersey yeah yeah.

622
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 3: And I did not have any luck.

623
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 1: No luck. How old were you when you had your

624
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 1: first kiss?

625
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 3: Well, actually I do think it was about twelve.

626
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 1: You were twelve in that outfit? Okay, I had a movie, yeah,

627
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 1: so the Love with Love Maine Breath.

628
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 3: I think I held off on it. I think I

629
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 3: know I might get kissed that movie and did not

630
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 3: get the.

631
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: Oh was it a boyfriend?

632
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 3: No, but it was definitely a friend where it was

633
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 3: like we should have been boyfriend girlfriend, but we just

634
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,040
Speaker 3: couldn't admit it.

635
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 1: That you liked each other. Yeah, why is it such

636
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: an uncomfortable thing when you're that age? Like I think

637
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,479
Speaker 1: back to that age, and I'm like, why is it

638
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 1: so uncomfortable to be like I like someone, to say

639
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 1: like I like someone or I have a crush. It

640
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: was so embarrassing, I feel.

641
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 2: I know.

642
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it's not even like I knew what the

643
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 3: word vulnerable meant. So I don't think I knew what

644
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 3: was going on. I didn't know if I was embarrassed

645
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 3: or like, but it was you know that feeling when

646
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 3: you're that age and like you're also trying to like

647
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 3: touch each other as much as possible, just on the sly,

648
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 3: but then acting like you didn't just touch.

649
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 1: Like legs grazing, but like but like, oh I didn't

650
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,760
Speaker 1: actually I didn't do that on purpose but did you

651
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 1: feel that? But I did. I wanted you to feel that,

652
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 1: but I also want you to think it was an accident.

653
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, But then there were definitely kids the same age

654
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 3: that were like, we're feeling each other.

655
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 1: I went to school with some fast children. Yes, I

656
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 1: remember in high school people being like, I'm staying after

657
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 1: school for track practice, but I'm also hooking up with

658
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:05,719
Speaker 1: my boyfriend and the janitor's closet and I was like, wow, yes,

659
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 1: I'm like going going hard really and that was brave souls.

660
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 3: I got broken up with after this was probably a

661
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 3: year later at a movie because I didn't do.

662
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 1: Stuff because she didn't want to do stuff.

663
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 3: Because some other kids my age were like, fully yes,

664
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 3: which also gives me like just false expectations of like

665
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 3: what is supposed to go on in the movie.

666
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 1: I feel like we're supposed to be watching the movie

667
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 1: bringing a full meal and then trying to get.

668
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm sure I've told you this before,

669
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 3: but I one time when I used to do hair,

670
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 3: I had a client. You know, people open up to

671
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 3: you very.

672
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 1: Very quick, telling you too much, and it's.

673
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 3: Kind of awesome. But it was right when like those

674
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 3: theaters like I pick started opening the nice ones with

675
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 3: like the back seats, which also I hate, Like I'm

676
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 3: also like, we don't need to be laying down eating

677
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 3: burgers and some guy. I think it's all disgusting. But

678
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 3: she went to on a first date to one of

679
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 3: those theaters and she was like, yeah, we got hammered,

680
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 3: like getting pre show drinks in the seats or whatever

681
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 3: because the waitress was coming. We got there like forty

682
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 3: five minutes early, drank our asses off. Fuck during the movie,

683
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 3: passed out.

684
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 1: How long was this movie?

685
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:35,239
Speaker 3: Also the movie was Pacific rim which was like just

686
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 3: this weird robot like also not sexy, I don't think,

687
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 3: but those movies are kind of long.

688
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 1: Actually yeah, like so she I have time to do

689
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 1: some things.

690
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then she was like passed out and then

691
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 3: both like woke up laid back in the seats realizing

692
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 3: what had happened.

693
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 1: Like fully just having a bedroom.

694
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 3: Experience, but in like an I pick.

695
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: An I pick over the course of two hours, maybe.

696
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 3: Like a whole bad relationships, like drinking too much, yeah,

697
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 3: having like then maybe.

698
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 1: Regret I don't And you're supposed to like go to

699
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 1: the movies people go for escapism to be like this

700
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 1: is not but they just like lived a real normal

701
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 1: life during the movie theater, like during the movie theater experience,

702
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 1: which is that's bold people who are having sex at

703
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 1: the movies. I'm I'm a grown woman, and I'm still like,

704
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: what are the mechanics of Well.

705
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 3: Now they're easy if you can lay back.

706
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:35,400
Speaker 1: But there's still the console between. I want someone to

707
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,879
Speaker 1: really explain to me. So what is it. We're both

708
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,320
Speaker 1: on the seat reclient.

709
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 3: So we're I get into your seat, hop over your

710
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 3: con hop.

711
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 1: Over the little consoles like the cup holder. And we

712
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: can't do this at home, God forbid, God forbid we

713
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:55,359
Speaker 1: sleep with each other at home, okay, because we need

714
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 1: to do it in public at the movie theater. Imagine

715
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 1: being an employee walking in on that and like what

716
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 1: you would would you say anything?

717
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 2: Mmm?

718
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 3: I'm really imagining, right, I got it.

719
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 1: Do you see a couple fucking it the Yeah?

720
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, no there. You know there's like those bathhouses in

721
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:18,799
Speaker 3: New York. Those vibes down there are very sexy and

722
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:22,879
Speaker 3: they warn you and it's so many couples down there,

723
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 3: and they're like no PDA down here. But there's people

724
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 3: I've gone down there with someone and definitely not been

725
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 3: mean sex are even close to and like there's chaperones

726
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 3: in there that are like even if you're talking closely.

727
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a school cho you guys supposed to doing that.

728
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: I don't like those spas respectfully. Yeah, how do you

729
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,799
Speaker 1: feel about them? Because people are always trying to get

730
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,319
Speaker 1: me to go to spas like that, and I'm like,

731
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:55,319
Speaker 1: I think I'm imagining a private spa, but I'm maybe

732
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,279
Speaker 1: doesn't exist except for in people's homes. Because in my mind,

733
00:35:58,320 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 1: I'm like, I want to go to the spa, like

734
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: maybe me and two friends, but I don't want to

735
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:05,719
Speaker 1: like be in a public spa. But I think they're

736
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 1: all kind of public. And so now I'm like, oh,

737
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 1: I'm imagining a thing that doesn't exist.

738
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 3: Maybe I think you just need to build a spa.

739
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 1: I have to build a spat you're gonna have. Does

740
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 1: your house have a sana?

741
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 2: No?

742
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 1: I feel like you would have one. I do would

743
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 1: love Okay, I'm like, what else are we building on

744
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 1: the house?

745
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 3: What are we going to build?

746
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 1: I mean it's kind of done an incredible it's like

747
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 1: an oasis.

748
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm wanting to do Uh. My next thing is

749
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 3: like branding, so when you come and stay, it's like

750
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 3: you take like a matchbook.

751
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,760
Speaker 1: Okay, oh wow, Okay, what is the house called?

752
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 2: Then?

753
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 1: Does the house have a name?

754
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:45,959
Speaker 3: The Dream Theater?

755
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: The Dream Theater. We're gonna cut, We're gonna cut. Do

756
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:56,280
Speaker 1: we have censor over her mouth? Sensor over her mouth?

757
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 1: The Dream Theater? The Dream And what's the full address?

758
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 3: And social? Okay?

759
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,760
Speaker 1: Okay, that's incredible. Do we have a logo?

760
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 3: Not yet, but it's in the works.

761
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 1: Okay? Is it like a graphic designer working on? And

762
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 1: I'm so invested in this. I love it. A hotel

763
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 1: stay take to the house.

764
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 3: I know, I want like people to take away like souvenirs,

765
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 3: And you know, I'm trying to think of things like

766
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 3: what would you you are a wonderful guest of a hotel,

767
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:31,880
Speaker 3: at a hotel, what would you like to take away?

768
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: I okay, okay, I was about to say robes, but

769
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,359
Speaker 1: I feel like most hotel robes I kind of think

770
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 1: are whack. To be honest with you, I'm like, this

771
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 1: just feels like a hard towel actually, and it's not

772
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 1: when I think of a robe, I'm like, I wanted

773
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:47,880
Speaker 1: to feel like a soft hug and they're never like that.

774
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 1: So but if it was a nice robe, I would

775
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,760
Speaker 1: take home a robe, but I know that could get pricey,

776
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 1: Like if everyone's coming to your house, Heidi and taking

777
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:02,720
Speaker 1: robes and like nice ones, but I go in bed immediately.

778
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 3: It's funny. I have not had the thought robe. But

779
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:08,839
Speaker 3: when I just asked you and you have impeccable tastes,

780
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:12,799
Speaker 3: I'm like, she's gonna say, robe, I will at least

781
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 3: when you come.

782
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 1: But I just got rid of all my robes because

783
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 1: I had this one and I was like this, I

784
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:21,319
Speaker 1: don't like this robe, but I'll keep something longer than

785
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: I should, even if I'm not enjoying it, because I

786
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:29,399
Speaker 1: feel like I need to get my experience is worth

787
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 1: of it if you will, even if I'm not enjoying it.

788
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 1: But then there's this other part of me that's like,

789
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 1: you don't have to suffer through you don't like this thing,

790
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 1: you can give it away, you know, you can sell it.

791
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,840
Speaker 1: But I'm like, but I bought it and I have

792
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 1: to commit and I can't return it.

793
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 3: You don't have to suffer.

794
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: The old robes suffer. So I'm suffering with this rough robe,

795
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 1: heavy robe and I've also had too many robes. And

796
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,959
Speaker 1: one year we okay, we had to sketch at the show.

797
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,719
Speaker 1: That was truly. I didn't write the sketch, but my mom.

798
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:05,320
Speaker 1: One Mother's Day, I got her a robe and she goes, oh,

799
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 1: another house coat? Was Have I been doing this since

800
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:14,399
Speaker 1: I was like twelve, We've all been doing the same thing. Yeah,

801
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 1: just nightgown robes, yes, slippers, foot massager, yes.

802
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:22,880
Speaker 3: Yes. One time I got my mom and me. You

803
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,280
Speaker 3: know you've seen photos of my mom, you've met.

804
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 1: Her, Yes, this is cool, yes, always cool.

805
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 3: I was so excited I gave her a person on Christmas.

806
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 3: This is like when I was eight years old. I

807
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:37,400
Speaker 3: was like a fine black bag, you know, and she

808
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,760
Speaker 3: was like, oh cute. You know, I'm like look inside.

809
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 2: She was like.

810
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 3: A calculator, like attached to the purse and she was like, okay,

811
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 3: what's that yeah? And I was like, taed up groceries.

812
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 3: I have never I The reason I remember this is

813
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 3: if I could see how this please, and usually she

814
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 3: could like fake enthusiasm. She was like, honey, you know

815
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 3: I don't cook, so I don't get grocery broke down?

816
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 3: Why this would never let me teach you to giving.

817
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: Let me teach you how to give a good gift.

818
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 1: So I don't cook, So I'm not buying groceries. I'm

819
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 1: not taking my calculator to the bar the restaurant to

820
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 1: add up tally up the drinks.

821
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 3: No one will ever seeing click click at a bar.

822
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, hold on, justiy my tab. Let me just calculate. Man,

823
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 1: that I appreciate though a little bit of my mom

824
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 1: being like I did, low key appreciator kind of just

825
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 1: be like, this is a whack gift in so many words.

826
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're being honest and it's that bad and

827
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 1: we've done it that much, and we won't stop giving

828
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: you robes until you have told us you have gotten

829
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,759
Speaker 1: too many robes from us. So I kind of respect it.

830
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:01,359
Speaker 3: I love it.

831
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 1: But also you're a very good gift giver now, So

832
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:04,800
Speaker 1: I feel like that was a formative moment because I

833
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,280
Speaker 1: think you give really meaningful gifts.

834
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 3: Thank you.

835
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I told you about me dancing in childhood,

836
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,920
Speaker 1: My mama told me the story about me dancing in

837
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:15,439
Speaker 1: the grocery store to genesis we can't dance, yep. And

838
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,799
Speaker 1: you bought me that shirt, yes, and I still have it.

839
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 1: I just got Yeah, sure I still have it. And

840
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,479
Speaker 1: I saw someone at the north Strom at the Grove

841
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 1: wearing the shirt and I was like, I have that shirt.

842
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 1: This is like six weeks ago. And he's like, well,

843
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 1: you've got to have a good spirit to have and

844
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 1: I was like, that is so sweet. Yeah, very sweet man.

845
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 3: You know what, you'll like the gift that I won't

846
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,359
Speaker 3: be giving to guests. And I feel like you'll appreciate. Okay,

847
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 3: when you said I have too many robes. As I

848
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:46,879
Speaker 3: was thinking about things, I was like, the one thing

849
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,800
Speaker 3: that I am so tired of getting that I feel

850
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 3: like is in everything is a water bottle.

851
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 1: Oh, let's stop with the water bottles.

852
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:02,799
Speaker 3: We are why we're at this at this point. There's

853
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 3: so many plastic, there's so many water bottles with a

854
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 3: logo on it that maybe you should just buy a

855
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 3: pack of Fiji.

856
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like, yes.

857
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 3: I have the same amount.

858
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 1: Of full drawer of water bottles. I don't use any

859
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: of them. The one right and and I and I've

860
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,359
Speaker 1: gotten rid of a bunch of water bottles recently. And

861
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:28,360
Speaker 1: now the cabinet is overflowing, their stacked in one another,

862
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 1: and I'm like, we don't need another water bottle with

863
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:32,800
Speaker 1: a logo on it. I think that's I think we

864
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: don't have We're going to say it here, just stop

865
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 1: with the water bottles and the logos.

866
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 3: Everyone's at capacity.

867
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: Also, it feels crazy to not mention our time on

868
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 1: SNL together and the fact that we shared a dressing

869
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 1: room for our first my first year, your second year,

870
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: and then you were gonna get graduated to having your

871
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:06,279
Speaker 1: own dressing room and you were like, I kind of

872
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 1: still want to share it with me, And I remember

873
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 1: being like, she should take her own room. I mean,

874
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,399
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to share it with someone still, but like,

875
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,319
Speaker 1: you should take your own room. And then I think

876
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 1: you thought about it, and you're like, hey, I do

877
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 1: I think I am going to take my own.

878
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 3: Because as an adult you probably should for the best

879
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 3: for everyone, you should have your own space. I think, yeah, yeah,

880
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 3: Because I also think we were we were also so polite.

881
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 1: We were so polite, it was but it was sweet,

882
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 1: it was beauty. I was always on the phone and

883
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 1: I'd always step away and then like both of us

884
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 1: trying to nap on that one couches. It made us

885
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 1: bond instantly because I didn't know, we didn't know each

886
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 1: other before us and L and we had mutual friends,

887
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 1: but I had never met you. Yeah, And to have

888
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 1: to share such an intimate space together and like for

889
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 1: hours on end on Saturdays, yeah, and Thursdays and Fridays

890
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 1: whenever we were rehearsing, I mean, yeah, is close quick,

891
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 1: but it doesn't have to work that way. It could

892
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 1: also not make you close. It can make you not

893
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:07,320
Speaker 1: like each other. It could make you feel whatever. Neutraly,

894
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: I'm sharing a space with this person. But I'm so

895
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 1: grateful we got so close and we got to share

896
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 1: that here because I wonder if we would have been

897
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:14,839
Speaker 1: as close as we are if we didn't have any

898
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 1: figured it out. I think so like fate right, yeah,

899
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:18,440
Speaker 1: And I.

900
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 3: Always think of us on that couch, so I'm like,

901
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 3: only because as an adult, I've ordered a lot of

902
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 3: couches now, So I'm like, maybe it was around a

903
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 3: seventy four inch couchs it wasn't so small. Eggo and

904
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,439
Speaker 3: I both could have at least stretched out our legs

905
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 3: a little, but we were on opposite ends, curled up

906
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 3: like cats like full firefox, like oh yes, just like yeah,

907
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:44,320
Speaker 3: any respectful one of us could have put.

908
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,479
Speaker 1: Somebody could have we're wasting real estate on the couch

909
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: being so effing polite.

910
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 3: I had a whole nother like Melissaeus, I.

911
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 1: Also curled up, and it's like all that real estate

912
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 1: going aways, But it was I I appreciated that level

913
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,279
Speaker 1: of thoughtfulness because it's interesting how much people are not

914
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 1: good roommates in general, just a general concept, and don't

915
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 1: understand how much space they're taking up. And I'm all

916
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:09,239
Speaker 1: for people taking up space, but then there's also consideration,

917
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: and I think it's a fine line. And I feel

918
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 1: like we walked it, if I may say so beautifully.

919
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 1: The first time we were in that dressing room. Do

920
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 1: you remember our first conversation, by the way, because I do.

921
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:24,320
Speaker 1: I remember our first conversation. You don't remember it. I'm offended.

922
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 1: This must be my best friend. You can remember the

923
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 1: first time we had a real conversation.

924
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:30,959
Speaker 3: I bet I will.

925
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, you sure you don't want to take a

926
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 1: couple of moments. I feel like the wife being like,

927
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 1: you don't remember our anniversity. You don't remember anniversity?

928
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 3: I have no one.

929
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 1: You are big trouble Henry. Okay, no, all right, So

930
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:49,839
Speaker 1: our first conversation immediately intense. This would be a someone

931
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 1: would say, this is like a bad first date, Like,

932
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 1: why are you guys talking about that? It's a Thursday,

933
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:57,280
Speaker 1: our first rehearsal, first time being in the dressing rooms,

934
00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 1: first week of the show for me, And immediately, and

935
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 1: I don't know how this happened, we were just talking

936
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: about our dads. I don't have one. I mean I

937
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:09,400
Speaker 1: have one. I don't have a relationship with my dad,

938
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: and you had an interesting relationship with your dad. And

939
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 1: we got right into it, like we went really deep,

940
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 1: really fast, which I'm known for even in romance. We

941
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 1: went really deep, really fast, and then one of us

942
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:28,239
Speaker 1: got called to the floor to rehear Sisily's sketch and

943
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 1: it was like, okay, well I just told you everything

944
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 1: about my life and the thing you said to me.

945
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 1: As I was called to exit, you were like, well,

946
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,319
Speaker 1: that's more than I know about anyone who works here,

947
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: and I've been here for a year. And I was like,

948
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 1: I think and hope that's a good thing.

949
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 3: Yes, but we don't do bets.

950
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't do bits, since I think the way

951
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 1: we started our friendship was so earnest that there was

952
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 1: no room for bits. And I also get tired of

953
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 1: people doing bits.

954
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't need them, and I always do question

955
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 3: on im, like do need more bits for me?

956
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,279
Speaker 1: Can I get some bits? Because I'm watching everyone else

957
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:06,879
Speaker 1: get bits and I'm not getting enough.

958
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:11,840
Speaker 3: You know it's good about you though. Also why we

959
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 3: were deep friends is because I mean you've probably talked

960
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,479
Speaker 3: about it here. You're not a texter. You're a phone

961
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:21,360
Speaker 3: caller and even better a facetimer. And so that first

962
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:25,839
Speaker 3: season or that first summer after your first season, we

963
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 3: were in different spots, yeah, and we needed to keep

964
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 3: in touch. And I remember face timing even like on

965
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 3: a street corner winter or like I couldn't find a

966
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 3: spot I needed to talk to you. And I remember

967
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 3: sitting in silver Lake somewhere like in a park or

968
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 3: on a curve. Yeah, like I need to see her.

969
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah, it's such an intimate thing and

970
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 1: I know it's kind of aggressive, but I'm like, let's FaceTime, guys.

971
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 1: Why are we not using the technology on our gorgeous phones?

972
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 1: Are actually look at you? And now when some of

973
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 1: my friends call me regularly on a phone call and

974
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, what year.

975
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 3: Are we in?

976
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:58,399
Speaker 1: Why are we? Why are we on a phone call.

977
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 1: Why I hate the sound of a phone call. The

978
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 1: quality is not as good as good. And I'm like,

979
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 1: let's FaceTime, and I think you were like, I'm not

980
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 1: a big facetimer. And Rashida, our friend Ye also was like,

981
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:13,319
Speaker 1: I did not FaceTime before you, and I'm just here

982
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: to convert people into facetimers.

983
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:17,320
Speaker 3: And now her and I FaceTime.

984
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 1: I love that, Ye, And if you have an Android,

985
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:22,799
Speaker 1: I'm calling you on WhatsApp on video and I did

986
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 1: that last night to my other friend. I'm like, I

987
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:28,280
Speaker 1: refuse to make a regular phone call. If this isn't business,

988
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 1: we need to FaceTime. I have to look at you.

989
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 1: I don't care if you're laid up, makeup whatever.

990
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 3: That's also what I learned, because I'm sure the first

991
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 3: few face times I was doing way too proper, possibly made.

992
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: Up perfect posture.

993
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 3: I'm like, no lounge, and you taught me, like you

994
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 3: can have it for angled down, you can.

995
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 1: On FaceTime, phone propped up and I'm cooking a meal,

996
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:52,240
Speaker 1: I'm in another room. I'm talking to you from another

997
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 1: room to the phone. I also have a confession, and

998
00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 1: it's gross, is that I FaceTime In the show hour.

999
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 3: I've thought about now that we know this, we're doing it.

1000
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 1: We should if you're okay with because have you ever

1001
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:07,400
Speaker 1: seen me naked?

1002
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:09,879
Speaker 3: I've seen your boobs in your butt.

1003
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:12,279
Speaker 1: Oh you have to see the vagina. I have to

1004
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:15,320
Speaker 1: get you to see my vagina. I've not seen your vagina.

1005
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 1: I'd love to I that is like top tier. I

1006
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 1: have like a couple people. I do FaceTime from the

1007
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 1: shower and it could parts could be seen that parts

1008
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 1: have been called Rashida and she would tell you on FaceTime.

1009
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 1: I've called her. She answered my full vagina in the screen,

1010
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 1: just like again, you know, I'm propping it in various places.

1011
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 1: I'm not for me. FaceTime is like, yeah, it's face time,

1012
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 1: but it's also vagina time. It's also titty time. It's

1013
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 1: whatever is in frame. And I have called her and

1014
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:48,279
Speaker 1: then she's been like wow, full pussy and on the

1015
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 1: screen and I'm like, I'm sorry, girl, I'm just hold on.

1016
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 1: I'm putting loadtion on my body and it's like it

1017
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:57,799
Speaker 1: does beg the question why can't this call wait? A goo?

1018
00:49:58,239 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 1: I know that why can't this call wait? But from

1019
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 1: I'm kind of like, this is the time I have

1020
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 1: and we were talking about today, I'm like, I don't

1021
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 1: know what I did today. The day got away from me.

1022
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 1: And when I'm like I want to talk to a friend,

1023
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 1: I want that. That's like for me, the perfect time

1024
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:13,400
Speaker 1: to talk to a friend. I don't know if I

1025
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 1: would still be facetiming people naked if I lived in

1026
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 1: LA because in La that's when I would catch up

1027
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:20,880
Speaker 1: with friends on the phone. Right, But we're not driving

1028
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 1: here and in the subway we lose service. And because

1029
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:26,440
Speaker 1: of that, New York City has got me FaceTime and

1030
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 1: bucket naked, and I'm so I will FaceTime you naked

1031
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 1: if you would like me to.

1032
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,799
Speaker 3: I would love it because now that I know that

1033
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,279
Speaker 3: I have the permission. Yes, there's so many times. We'll

1034
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:39,360
Speaker 3: also audio message you. Yes, where well, I'll get some

1035
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 3: from you. And I'm like, I go into the shower.

1036
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:42,280
Speaker 1: With the phone.

1037
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:45,719
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm gonna listen to all me because I have

1038
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:48,360
Speaker 3: to sit in the shower. Yeah, really peaceful. Yeah, And

1039
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,359
Speaker 3: you know, Egg and I will send each other five

1040
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:52,840
Speaker 3: minute long ones and like six in a row, so

1041
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 3: there's a lot to I can't take notes in the shower,

1042
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:58,880
Speaker 3: so sometimes I want to call you to like you know,

1043
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 3: just fond accordingly, but I'm like, I'm in the shower

1044
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:04,360
Speaker 3: or I'm like, I want a audio messager back, but

1045
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:05,360
Speaker 3: I don't want to hear.

1046
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 1: The water running in the background. Please call, Please call

1047
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 1: me from the shower. I don't mind hearing the water running.

1048
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 1: I just love someone a voice memo like two weeks ago,

1049
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 1: and they go, maybe it was my friend Nikki and

1050
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 1: she was like, I'm also laughing at how I can

1051
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 1: hear the shower water running in the background of this

1052
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,399
Speaker 1: voice memo. And I'm like, this is when I'm free

1053
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 1: to leave this voice memo because I'm probably not gonna

1054
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 1: get back to you. I'm gonna forget, so please do.

1055
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna think it's weird. I'm like, bathroom and phone,

1056
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:33,279
Speaker 1: I do think, go together, Sorry about it.

1057
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,399
Speaker 3: That's for all everybody does at this point.

1058
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:37,839
Speaker 1: Everyone does. And if you're saying you don't get with

1059
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:40,799
Speaker 1: the program, I'm like, no, get with the program. I'm like,

1060
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 1: get in the bathroom, get the phone in there. But

1061
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 1: you know you don't want to sit on the toilet

1062
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 1: with your phone. No, you will get hemorrhoids. Heidi. Yeah,

1063
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 1: you need to know, girl, Okay, And I need someone

1064
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 1: needs to tell you. It's because sense it sends waves

1065
00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:00,760
Speaker 1: through your fingertips into your butt hole. No, you're just sitting.

1066
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to be sitting on the toilet for

1067
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 1: an extended period of time. And I just had a

1068
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:07,319
Speaker 1: whole conversation with someone about this. A doctor is not

1069
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:10,799
Speaker 1: a doctor, just a girlfriend. She's like, do you ever

1070
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:12,480
Speaker 1: sit on the toilet for extended periods of time? And

1071
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:16,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, just like sitting contemplating life genuinely, like

1072
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 1: I'm not using the bathroom anymore. And she's like, you're

1073
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:22,240
Speaker 1: not supposed to do that. And she's like a doctor

1074
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 1: told her not to do that. So anyway, just wanted

1075
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:28,319
Speaker 1: to send that piece of wisdom over to your little

1076
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:30,279
Speaker 1: part of the world, and you should carry that with you,

1077
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:31,800
Speaker 1: remem maybe you should tell a girlfriend.

1078
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 3: Everybody used to have like books or funny books on

1079
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 3: the back of magazine that probably caused Yes.

1080
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:42,320
Speaker 1: For sure, I think there's a whole generation of suffering

1081
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 1: from hemorrhoids because we thought we could be reading on

1082
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 1: the toilet.

1083
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, there were toilets that I feel like had flipped

1084
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 3: downs where you could get.

1085
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 1: Literally like a lot like this is why is there

1086
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:52,240
Speaker 1: a lot of room. I'm going to read a book

1087
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:52,880
Speaker 1: here right.

1088
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:55,799
Speaker 3: Now, a chapter, or there's like those far side like just.

1089
00:52:58,440 --> 00:52:59,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, what was that about?

1090
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 3: Or conservation magazine.

1091
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:04,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's what I want to do. Here, ye

1092
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 1: trying to run and people are trying to get out

1093
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 1: of the bathroom. I enjoy. I enjoy bathroom, bathroom hanks

1094
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:14,240
Speaker 1: in general. So please genuinely do leave me voice mammas.

1095
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 1: That's going to make me feel even closer to you. Yeah,

1096
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,839
Speaker 1: because I think it's crazy that we call each other

1097
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:19,840
Speaker 1: best friends and I haven't seen you Reagina.

1098
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:24,480
Speaker 3: You're right, and actually I feel good fully wet. Yeah,

1099
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:28,400
Speaker 3: the wet hair I do. I'm not sure. I used

1100
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 3: to think like wet hair. I was like, I feel

1101
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 3: like all of my twenties, I never jumped in a

1102
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:33,319
Speaker 3: pool because I was like wet hair.

1103
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:33,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1104
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 3: Yeah. Now I'm like, oh, I like how I love Yeah.

1105
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, good, all right, we're gonna do that. We're

1106
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 1: going to plan for that. I'm very excited. I have

1107
00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:46,319
Speaker 1: to ask. So normally we have like listener questions and

1108
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 1: listeners asking for advice. Okay, I want to ask you

1109
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:51,359
Speaker 1: a piece of advice because you've done this before, and

1110
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 1: we've kind of touched on it a little bit. But

1111
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:57,760
Speaker 1: for my house, okay, which is getting renovated right now, yep.

1112
00:53:57,920 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 1: And you know, we haven't sent pictures in a while,

1113
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:03,400
Speaker 1: but I should send you pictures. But I'm trying to

1114
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 1: figure out if I should always go with the thing

1115
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:09,839
Speaker 1: I love the most, even though I'm like, I don't

1116
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 1: think this is my forever home. I don't want to

1117
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:14,759
Speaker 1: sell it anytime soon, and if I can, and if

1118
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 1: it makes sense for me, I actually want to keep

1119
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 1: it forever, just to have it as an asset, if

1120
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:24,920
Speaker 1: you will, right, But I don't know that it's my

1121
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 1: forever home. I highly doubt it is. But I'm like,

1122
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 1: I want to do this right. So should I get

1123
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:31,440
Speaker 1: the furniture and pieces that I'm most in love with

1124
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 1: and they usually are the most expensive, or should I

1125
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 1: be like, you know, this isn't your forever home, you

1126
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:40,720
Speaker 1: should like not go that hard.

1127
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,480
Speaker 3: So say you're in your living room, Say you get

1128
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 3: the rendering with the design, You see all these pieces

1129
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,799
Speaker 3: that you love, and then you see the price tag

1130
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,760
Speaker 3: and you're like, that is so much money.

1131
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:54,360
Speaker 1: Everything's expensive every way, very much. A lamp, a rug,

1132
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:55,360
Speaker 1: my god.

1133
00:54:58,840 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 3: That's vintage.

1134
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:03,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, might be thirty time, which is crazy.

1135
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:05,480
Speaker 3: But once you see it and you like it, you're

1136
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:07,399
Speaker 3: figuring you can't exactly what's the job?

1137
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:09,439
Speaker 1: Yes, what's the job I can do? In the math

1138
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,319
Speaker 1: I can do. Maybe I won't order out this, yes

1139
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:12,360
Speaker 1: every single time.

1140
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 3: But I will say so I always do. So things

1141
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,239
Speaker 3: you're gonna sit on, I think you should spend the

1142
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 3: money on. Okay, even if they're uncomfortable, but you like

1143
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,279
Speaker 3: the way they look. But hopefully they're both.

1144
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 1: See I've told I told my interior designer, as far

1145
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:29,160
Speaker 1: as seating goes, I need to want to sit on it.

1146
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 1: That goes for the dining room tables and the couch

1147
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:35,400
Speaker 1: in the living room, which, by the way, the first

1148
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:37,200
Speaker 1: one I was she showed me too. I was like,

1149
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 1: I want that one because it looks like a bed,

1150
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 1: because I want my couch to feel like a bed

1151
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:42,919
Speaker 1: because I love bed. I always want to be in bed.

1152
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 1: But then I saw the couch in person, and I

1153
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 1: was like, it does feel like a bed. I'm pretty tall,

1154
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:49,960
Speaker 1: can't put my feet on the ground here. They're like, well,

1155
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,120
Speaker 1: like the couch was super deep and it was essentially

1156
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 1: a bed, and I was like this is too ugly

1157
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 1: to put in the home. So yes, it was so

1158
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:59,319
Speaker 1: fucking ugly person, So I didn't.

1159
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:01,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you don't it to be intimidating. Also, you

1160
00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 3: want to think about all age ranges as far as

1161
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:06,520
Speaker 3: you saying like my feet were hanging off, you know,

1162
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:10,000
Speaker 3: too low, too high, all those things, if it looks

1163
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:13,760
Speaker 3: too artsy. The place where I edit myself. I remember

1164
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:17,600
Speaker 3: I got a design for my living room and there

1165
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 3: was a Chester credenza piece that was really pretty that

1166
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 3: would be like in the corner of the room. And

1167
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:29,080
Speaker 3: it was like and also Frank Lloyd right made it,

1168
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:35,320
Speaker 3: and it also like reflected the price reflected the frank architect,

1169
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,840
Speaker 3: And I was also like, why is this in here? Yeah,

1170
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 3: I know, we're a fact that I can't But then

1171
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:43,280
Speaker 3: in your head you're like, well, maybe I should invest

1172
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:46,319
Speaker 3: in the Frankloyd right. And I remember being like, can

1173
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 3: I just see a couple of alternates, Like I think

1174
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 3: it's really pretty, but it's a lot, but I know

1175
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:55,880
Speaker 3: it's Frankloyd right, you know, but the wood of it

1176
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 3: all is not as important to me. So I ended

1177
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 3: up not getting the Franklin right. And so like if

1178
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:04,279
Speaker 3: you really think about just like if there's a comparable,

1179
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:08,480
Speaker 3: like spend spend a lot on some things, but then

1180
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:11,120
Speaker 3: like you know, CB two's got some.

1181
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 1: Good gorgeous yeah really yeah, and people will CB two

1182
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:19,360
Speaker 1: piece go where is that from? Because that's beautiful and

1183
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 1: I've done that. There's you know, she showed me lots

1184
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 1: of things and I was like, I choose that, and

1185
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 1: she wasn't revealing to me my interior designer, like where

1186
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 1: they're from off top. So that's why it was always interesting.

1187
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 1: When I'd pick the most expensive thing, She's like, I

1188
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 1: have the three. I showed you. That's the most expensive.

1189
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:35,000
Speaker 1: But every once in a while it was a CB

1190
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:36,520
Speaker 1: two piece and I'm like, that's my favorite.

1191
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 3: Lulu and Georgia's yeah yeah.

1192
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. Can is your house your forever house?

1193
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 3: I would like it to.

1194
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:46,080
Speaker 1: Be okay yeaheah. I'm like I should have. I didn't

1195
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:48,920
Speaker 1: get a pool because you have a pool. It's stunning

1196
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:50,760
Speaker 1: and beautiful and it's so fun. You had so many

1197
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:55,000
Speaker 1: summer parties. I saw, it was cool to watch. I

1198
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 1: didn't get a pool, and because I was like, I hear,

1199
00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 1: it's a lot of maintenance and I probably would never

1200
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 1: get in it, and now I'm like, oh, I should

1201
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:05,800
Speaker 1: have got a pool, because I'm like, if you're you're

1202
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 1: like half investing in this house, I'm like, well, I'm

1203
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:09,960
Speaker 1: not going to do a crappy version of this beautiful

1204
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:13,360
Speaker 1: home and a beautiful neighborhood. And now I'm like, oh,

1205
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:15,400
Speaker 1: you should have thought long term. But anyway, we'll see.

1206
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:17,760
Speaker 1: I wanna I'm gonna take your advice. I'm want to

1207
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 1: take that advice and some pieces go as hard as

1208
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:23,240
Speaker 1: I want. Yeah, Heidi, I'm so glad you did this podcast.

1209
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:25,800
Speaker 1: And I also have to say, I'm so glad you're

1210
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:28,080
Speaker 1: my best friend. I'm so glad we got paired together

1211
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 1: in that dressing room and getting to spend seven years

1212
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:35,640
Speaker 1: of my time on SNL with you one of life's

1213
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:39,400
Speaker 1: greatest gifts. It's not the easiest place to work, but

1214
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:44,240
Speaker 1: you were such a huge gift and I absolutely adore

1215
00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:47,040
Speaker 1: and love you and I'm so grateful for that time.

1216
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:49,240
Speaker 1: And I have to say one of the like, you know,

1217
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:52,440
Speaker 1: foundations of us being earnest with each other is my

1218
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:56,200
Speaker 1: second season. I had two sketches on or something, and

1219
00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,560
Speaker 1: I think I can't remember what the situation was on

1220
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 1: your side. And you were frustrated about something you said

1221
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:03,920
Speaker 1: to me, like, I want you to know I'm frustrated,

1222
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:07,240
Speaker 1: but I'm happy for you. And the fact that over

1223
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 1: our time there we were just able to hold that

1224
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:12,800
Speaker 1: kind of space for each other as friends was the

1225
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:17,680
Speaker 1: most meaningful and special thing in my life. So I'm

1226
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 1: so glad you did this. I'm glad I have you

1227
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 1: as a friend. I adore you.

1228
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 3: I love you so much, and I am so honored

1229
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:30,040
Speaker 3: that we worked so hard there, and then we also

1230
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:33,520
Speaker 3: worked on our friendship so hard, which wasn't hard, by

1231
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:36,200
Speaker 3: the way. I just mean, like it is, like, you know,

1232
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 3: we're humans, so we have egos, we want things for ourselves,

1233
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:43,280
Speaker 3: we want to succeed, and there weren't a lot of

1234
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:46,160
Speaker 3: times when we were able to like succeed in the

1235
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:48,160
Speaker 3: way we wanted at the exact same time.

1236
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:50,439
Speaker 1: I remember just so many times being like, why can't

1237
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:52,439
Speaker 1: we be able to be winning together at the same

1238
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:55,720
Speaker 1: time so it could feel like just full celebration and

1239
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:57,960
Speaker 1: not one of us morning or frustrated and one of

1240
00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:01,000
Speaker 1: us like on Cloud nine it's the best week ever.

1241
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:04,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but it was beautiful to watch you succeed

1242
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:08,840
Speaker 3: so much and that's why I think back, I'm like,

1243
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:12,440
Speaker 3: it's so recent, but that Jack Black week, it was

1244
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:14,760
Speaker 3: everything to me because it was my hero and I

1245
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:18,120
Speaker 3: could have never imagined a week like that, and I

1246
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:22,000
Speaker 3: got to do so much in the show and this

1247
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:24,560
Speaker 3: is why. And so you kind of feel selfish in

1248
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:28,800
Speaker 3: that way, give me everything, Like I got a sketch

1249
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 3: and then I can honestly say my best friend had

1250
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:36,120
Speaker 3: the moment of the year, you know, and like and

1251
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 3: I'm I'm just being really vulnerable that like there's a

1252
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:43,040
Speaker 3: part of me like if I think about it, I'm like, wait,

1253
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:45,919
Speaker 3: but I should want that for me. But you had

1254
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:48,080
Speaker 3: it and it was fucking awesome and I got to

1255
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:50,080
Speaker 3: go out there and watch it and like to have

1256
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 3: you have it with my favorite person in the world,

1257
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 3: and then you're my favorite person in the world, Like.

1258
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:57,480
Speaker 1: It was like, what is my life?

1259
01:00:57,520 --> 01:01:01,800
Speaker 3: This is so beautiful? I love you and we wanted it,

1260
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:06,200
Speaker 3: like we knew how special that was, and I knew

1261
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:08,240
Speaker 3: how important it was to you and like the people

1262
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:11,120
Speaker 3: who everyone loves you, but like you know, even like

1263
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:15,520
Speaker 3: Tom with the wardrobe, like we wanted that and we

1264
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:18,720
Speaker 3: got it. Yeah, and it's happened in that week I'm

1265
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:21,560
Speaker 3: just like, this is cool and to be able. I'm

1266
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:23,520
Speaker 3: not even saying I'm selfless in that way. I'm saying

1267
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:30,280
Speaker 3: I'm selfish because you give me. But it was perfect,

1268
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:32,760
Speaker 3: thank you, perfect and it made it more the best

1269
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:33,320
Speaker 3: week ever.

1270
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was That was a really just all around

1271
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,280
Speaker 1: I know we started that way and talking about it

1272
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:44,240
Speaker 1: special week and getting to see you just be in

1273
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:50,160
Speaker 1: full gratitude and it's so easy to be caught up

1274
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:53,120
Speaker 1: with your own stuff at SNL and what you're getting

1275
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:54,720
Speaker 1: on and what you're not getting on, and how you're

1276
01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:56,680
Speaker 1: succeeding and how you wish you were doing better or

1277
01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:59,080
Speaker 1: how like I want what that person has, and just

1278
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:05,600
Speaker 1: watching you be so gracious towards everyone, that's my thing.

1279
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:10,080
Speaker 1: Like truly, I told you this on the phone where

1280
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:13,640
Speaker 1: I just was like, there's nobody. There's just nobody like you.

1281
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:19,280
Speaker 1: There's nobody like you. And you were just such a

1282
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:22,160
Speaker 1: light in what can be such a challenging place to

1283
01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:24,800
Speaker 1: so many people. And that's just where you stood and

1284
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:27,200
Speaker 1: you worked from love and you came from love, and

1285
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:29,520
Speaker 1: like I feel honored to have been there at the

1286
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 1: same time as you, and I feel honored to have

1287
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:33,480
Speaker 1: gotten the gift of a best friend out of it,

1288
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:36,600
Speaker 1: and that that week happened, and getting to see you

1289
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:39,440
Speaker 1: soar the way you you did and be in so

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Speaker 1: much and then I got to do that thing and

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Speaker 1: a guy like we wanted so bad, Yeah, because we'd

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Speaker 1: say it over the years, like you're having a hard

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Speaker 1: week and now I'm having a good one, and like fuck,

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Speaker 1: can we just be having a good one at the

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Speaker 1: same time. And so that was really lovely. And I

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01:02:57,400 --> 01:03:01,640
Speaker 1: think about like Jack's energy and it's so again back

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01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:03,280
Speaker 1: to him. We could sing his praises to We're blue

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01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:05,600
Speaker 1: in the face, but like again, it was like such

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Speaker 1: an example of how to be and come into a space.

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Speaker 1: And there are times at the show, like with hosts

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Speaker 1: where I would be like, this is an example of

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Speaker 1: how not to be. This is an example of like

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01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:20,240
Speaker 1: how infectious your energy can be, you know, good or bad,

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01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:23,760
Speaker 1: and how you can change the energy in a space. Ye,

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Speaker 1: just by the way you come in and what you

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Speaker 1: bring to it. Like I got to watch that and

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Speaker 1: feel that and experience at firsthand. Yeah, And so I

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01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:32,200
Speaker 1: looked at him and I'm like the light he brought

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01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:35,440
Speaker 1: in care I think soothed all of us. That week

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Speaker 1: and that was a long season.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it. You know, I'm a people pleaser so all,

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Speaker 3: and I think an EmPATH. I'll read the energy of

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Speaker 3: a room and just kind of know like, Okay, I

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01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:46,920
Speaker 3: should come in quiet to this one, or I should

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01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:49,640
Speaker 3: come in in every room like he'd interest that, and

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Speaker 3: he'd be like at five point thirty in the morning. Also,

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Speaker 3: he was like the first one there on Friday, like early, yeah,

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01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:58,880
Speaker 3: no entrage, like yeah, Brian went to get him in Wardo.

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Speaker 3: He's like, I'm already in it walking out on the

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Speaker 3: set and he's like, today's gonna be.

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Speaker 1: A great day.

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Speaker 3: Let's a fucking go. And then I want a leader

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01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:12,160
Speaker 3: and I'm like, yeah, okay. When I rather than like

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01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:15,160
Speaker 3: just being like nice and polite when I walk out

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Speaker 3: to set, you know, now I can at least be.

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Speaker 1: Like whoa, just like yeah yeah.

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Speaker 3: Something that's like it's okay to have fun today.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like you are that to me. You're light and

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Speaker 1: genuinely and I said it, I'm like, you did amazing sketches.

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Speaker 1: They're one of my favorite, being Michael Jordan's security guard.

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Speaker 1: So good. I think about that sketch all the time.

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Speaker 1: Your performance and that as all around, tens tens tens

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Speaker 1: across the board. What I think matters most is the

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Speaker 1: kind of person you are when you leave that place,

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Speaker 1: because I'm like the sketches, they come, they go, they're

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Speaker 1: really fun. They can be hard, they can be things,

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Speaker 1: you're not into it, whatever, But I'm like, if you

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Speaker 1: can leave in a place where it can get so

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01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:01,760
Speaker 1: competitive and you can become so self involved, if you

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01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:06,800
Speaker 1: can leave and be still remarkably lovely and such a

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01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:11,760
Speaker 1: light and still pouring into other people like you, I

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Speaker 1: think you succeeded. That's what I think success is there,

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Speaker 1: and you did that a million times over. So I'm

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Speaker 1: just just you deserve your flowers. You deserve your flowers

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Speaker 1: for your time, and I'm happy to give them to

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Speaker 1: you right now. And I just absolutely adore you and

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Speaker 1: I'm grateful for you endlesslie and the time because Snel

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Speaker 1: gave me you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love you.

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Speaker 1: I love you so much. Thank you for being human,

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Speaker 1: love you.

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01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:37,000
Speaker 3: I love you.

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Speaker 1: That is fake And with that, this girl is a bitch.

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Speaker 1: This woman is a bitch, and you're Hollywood. Okay, did

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Speaker 1: you get it? Did you guys get it? Okay? Cool? Anyway,

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Speaker 1: bye bite, Thanks Dad is a production of Will Ferrell's

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Speaker 1: Big Money Players and iHeart Podcasts. I'm your host Ago

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Speaker 1: wodem Are producer is Kevin Bartelt, and our executive producer

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