WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Yoga Pants Party

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking Jebels second d D. The guy on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>for a second date update today is the creepy guy

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<v Speaker 1>at the gym. Oh I don't know that for a fact.

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<v Speaker 1>His name is John, and he emailed us because the

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<v Speaker 1>girl that he wants to call today he met her

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<v Speaker 1>at the gym. So I'm just assuming that he's the

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<v Speaker 1>creepy guy at the gym. Hey, you want some help.

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<v Speaker 1>You always spot you on your squats, like get down low.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta get down real low, like lean into it

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<v Speaker 1>with your bot, like give me clean up after You'll

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<v Speaker 1>follow you around and clean up all the benches that

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<v Speaker 1>you're on the sweat like you're sweating a lot, but

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<v Speaker 1>it looks hot. Is that you John? Yes, it's me,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm not what you just described. But thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>no problem. Your emails said that you met the girl

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<v Speaker 1>you want to call today for a second date update

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<v Speaker 1>at the gym. Yeah, we were in the same spin class,

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<v Speaker 1>and we've been in the same class for actually a

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<v Speaker 1>few weeks, so it's even I for a while. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was admittedly I was kind of position. I was

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<v Speaker 1>always in the back room behind her. And what did

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<v Speaker 1>I say about creepy? Yeah, exactly yeah, climb that hill

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<v Speaker 1>the France ride. Now you're looking good up there in front.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's not sounding good for me. I realized that,

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm actually a decent human being at Croment. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't take you a while to work up the courage

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<v Speaker 1>to actually ask her out on a date. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I was really into a right when I met her.

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<v Speaker 1>But what happened was at some point I'd sell off

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<v Speaker 1>the bike in the middle of the class, and I

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<v Speaker 1>just happened to draw a lot of attention. How did

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<v Speaker 1>you fall off the bike? How'd you do that? They're stationary,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like they're not These bids have clips in it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've never been good with the clips, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to get on the bike and it just

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<v Speaker 1>it just was not good. And it was bad, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was funny, and so it was. And she came

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<v Speaker 1>up aske if I was okay, and we started checking

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<v Speaker 1>around and clearly there's clearly chemistry. And I just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of asked her if she wanted to hang out some time,

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<v Speaker 1>and and she said she was busy the rest of

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<v Speaker 1>the week, but kind of flippantly, she said, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>how about now? How about now? Like hang out right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Do you mean you guys had your date

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<v Speaker 1>in the back of a spin class. No, No, I

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<v Speaker 1>lived nearby, so we just went for a walk, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I walked in my place and I made

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<v Speaker 1>her dinner and it was great. Okay, hold on, though,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys sat in the same clothes you were taking

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<v Speaker 1>spin class in all evening and ate dinner in them

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<v Speaker 1>as well. No, she had her stuff from the gym,

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<v Speaker 1>so she just asked to shower up at my place

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<v Speaker 1>while I was making dinner. So it worked out great.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, she totally went through your whole medicine

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<v Speaker 1>cabinet to see what you're all about. That's like a

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<v Speaker 1>fantasy date. Though. You asked someone out at the gym

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<v Speaker 1>who you think it's hot, and then all of a

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<v Speaker 1>sudden she's at your house showering, like in the matter

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<v Speaker 1>of hours. Yeah, it was kind of awesome. I have

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<v Speaker 1>to say, he wasn't big about making dinner at all.

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<v Speaker 1>He was just thinking about hot naked girl the other way.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I was nice to know she was using

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<v Speaker 1>my shower. Yes, I'm not going to say that I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't enjoy that, but but hey, I cooked her a

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<v Speaker 1>good dinner. I made her a really good I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I make a great ball and as I brought up

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<v Speaker 1>the best wine I had, and uh, it was good.

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<v Speaker 1>We kind of made out a little bit and we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't sleep together. You know, we just kids. It's very innocent.

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<v Speaker 1>The whole thing sounds dreamy. To be honest. We're okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is where I think I made my mistake,

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<v Speaker 1>although I don't think it was really mistake. Um, after

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<v Speaker 1>she left, I went into my bathroom and I found her.

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<v Speaker 1>She had these like bright yellow and patterned like yoga pants. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>in my bathroom, and you put them on? I did,

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<v Speaker 1>Actually I did, just as a joke. I took a

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<v Speaker 1>selfie that, yeah, exactly. It was pretty funny. No, listen

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<v Speaker 1>to me right now. No woman ever wants to know

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<v Speaker 1>that you fit in their pants. I am just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>lay that out there right now. I clearly didn't fit,

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<v Speaker 1>but that was part of the joke. So that's when

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<v Speaker 1>I sent it to her. That was the whole point

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<v Speaker 1>of a joke, is that I look ridiculous, and I

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<v Speaker 1>thought I was just being silly. You know, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what do you think she thought? I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>because she never responded, and she didn't respond. Oh dude,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a that's a big thing to just leave hanging

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<v Speaker 1>there in the text world. No response, not even a

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<v Speaker 1>like happy face or nothing. Wow. So you put on

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<v Speaker 1>her pants, texted her a picture and that's the last

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<v Speaker 1>time you heard from her, and I sent her another texting. Listen, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>that was totally a joke. I was just trying to

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<v Speaker 1>be funny. Do you do you actually want your pants back?

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<v Speaker 1>And nothing? Dude? And I will say, did not respond

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<v Speaker 1>to that. Those yoga pants are freaking expensive. Man. If

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<v Speaker 1>she wants me to replace them, I will absolutely to

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<v Speaker 1>replace them and whatever she wants. But I can't get

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<v Speaker 1>a hold of her in any way. She won't get

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<v Speaker 1>back to me. I mean, how bad did you look

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<v Speaker 1>in the pictures? I look ridiculous. That was the point.

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<v Speaker 1>I looked so bad. I'm just saying maybe it was

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<v Speaker 1>a turn off. Maybe she saw the picture and she's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>now I can't like, I can never get that image

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<v Speaker 1>out of my head. That's really depressing, if that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>So do you want to ask her for another day

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<v Speaker 1>or you're just trying to give her pants back? I

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<v Speaker 1>would love another date because she's like she's I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was a great fit, and I thought she was

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<v Speaker 1>pants or her like you should just try to wear

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<v Speaker 1>some more yoga pants. No, I would like to get

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<v Speaker 1>those pants back to her and apologize if I offended

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<v Speaker 1>in any way. But I don't know what went wrong,

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<v Speaker 1>and I feel bad if I drove her away from

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<v Speaker 1>her gym. You know, it's all right, Well, we'll play

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<v Speaker 1>a song, come back, call her and find out if

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<v Speaker 1>you're wearing her yoga pants ruin your chance at a

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<v Speaker 1>second date? Okay? Thank you? All right? Every time brooking

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<v Speaker 1>jubil in the morning second right in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>a second date update. And if you're just joining us,

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<v Speaker 1>I bet John, who is on the phone to do

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<v Speaker 1>a second date update today, wishes he was dating in

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<v Speaker 1>the twenties. You know, back when you could try on

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<v Speaker 1>a woman's yoga pants and you'd always get another date.

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<v Speaker 1>Back in the twenties, they were switching up yoga pants

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<v Speaker 1>left and right. But now you put on a woman's

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<v Speaker 1>yoga pants and all of a sudden, you're a weirdo creep, Right, John,

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<v Speaker 1>I am not a cross dresser. Okay, I am not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's okay. If you are, John, you're in lovable company here. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even like yoga. To tell you the true, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you like wearing your dates yoga pants, and that might

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<v Speaker 1>be a problem for you if you're just joining us.

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<v Speaker 1>John met Jillie and the girl he wants to call

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<v Speaker 1>today in a spin class, and after the spin class

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<v Speaker 1>they actually ended up going straight from there to his

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<v Speaker 1>house to have dinner, and she showered over there to

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<v Speaker 1>clean up after the gym and left her yoga pants,

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<v Speaker 1>And after she left, he put on her yoga pants

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<v Speaker 1>and texted her a picture, hopefully to get her to

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<v Speaker 1>laugh at the fact that he was wearing her yoga pants,

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<v Speaker 1>but instead he got no response at all and hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>even seen her at the gym. John, I'm sorry that

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<v Speaker 1>your body is so disgusting and yoga pants that this

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<v Speaker 1>woman will not call you back. I'm actually in excellent condition,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way. I did forget an important question though,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm just trying to imagine. I just meet this

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<v Speaker 1>guy he text me a picture of yoga pants. It

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<v Speaker 1>can either be really funny or really disturbing dependent on

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<v Speaker 1>one thing, and that's what you did with your man

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<v Speaker 1>area in that picture. Did you talk, did you let

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<v Speaker 1>it hang out. It's like, I don't need to talk.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't see no matter what. Ye, maybe that's a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just wearing yoga parents. I was just trying

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<v Speaker 1>to look goofy and silly. I think I contorted my face.

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<v Speaker 1>It was not a handsome photo. Okay, well we'll find

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<v Speaker 1>out if that did you in and that's the reason

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<v Speaker 1>you're not getting a seconday. We're gonna call it right now. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, cool? Hi can I speak to Jillian please? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>This is hers. Hey, Jillian, how are you? This is

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<v Speaker 1>Jewil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. Who Jebil

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<v Speaker 1>from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show,

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<v Speaker 1>a radio show, Yeah, like the kind that's on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a really good descriptor. Thanks. Yeah, I get what

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<v Speaker 1>a radio show is. But why are you calling me? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling you because we recently got an email about

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<v Speaker 1>you from one of our listeners about me. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a guy that you went on a date with. What

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<v Speaker 1>m His name is John and he looks pretty damn

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<v Speaker 1>good in your yoga pants. Oh my god. John emailed

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<v Speaker 1>us about you because you aren't calling him back. She

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<v Speaker 1>emailed you and told you about me. Yeah, I held

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<v Speaker 1>you up to the photos. Yeah, he told us that

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<v Speaker 1>you met at a spin class, went back to his

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<v Speaker 1>house and at dinner, and then after you left his house,

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<v Speaker 1>you also left your yoga pants there, and that's when

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<v Speaker 1>he took it upon himself to put on your yoga

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<v Speaker 1>pants and text you a pick. Oh my god. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean from his description, your guys's date sounded dreamy, the

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<v Speaker 1>date was fine. I'm I'm doesn't really feel on him.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is that? Is it? Because he texted you a

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<v Speaker 1>picture of himself wearing your yoga pants? It was definitely

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<v Speaker 1>the picture he asked. I mean it was risky, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you could border like funny or super creepy, and apparently

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<v Speaker 1>it went super creepy for you. Yeah. Why Why wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>you just think it's funny that he's wearing yoga pants?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he was trying to joke around. You can

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<v Speaker 1>at least see the humor in that. Yeah, No, definitely,

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<v Speaker 1>I see the humor in the pants. But did he

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<v Speaker 1>send you the photos? Have you seen them? No, he's

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<v Speaker 1>only sent them to you, I think, or maybe some friends.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but I'd like to see him. Had

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<v Speaker 1>you got him. You on a shooting to me, i'd

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<v Speaker 1>like to see trust me, you don't want to see them.

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<v Speaker 1>They're creepy. They're that bad. Yeah, it's the man area,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it. No, it had nothing to do with him

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<v Speaker 1>wearing my yoga pants. What was so bad about the picture? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's shirtless in the picture. It's okay, shirtless body that disgusting?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you really grosses you out? No? He's got tattoos

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<v Speaker 1>on his chest, oh okay, And well, on one's side

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<v Speaker 1>of his chest, he's got a gun really like like

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<v Speaker 1>a very intric hit gun. Okay, that can be a

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<v Speaker 1>little jarring maybe, And then on the other side he's

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<v Speaker 1>got the words chill count kill count Yes, with a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of tally marks underneath it. Whoa, what the hell?

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<v Speaker 1>That is creepy? All right? No, wonder you didn't go

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<v Speaker 1>to retrieve your yoga pants. Yeah, no, I know, and

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<v Speaker 1>I want nothing to do with that. Okay again, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I can I interject? Can I can I step in? Now? Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I'm scared, So go ahead. What's that? John

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<v Speaker 1>is actually on the other line listening and wants to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you, And so that was him are you kid? Harry?

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<v Speaker 1>John's on the phone right now. Hey, hey, hey, sorry, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't please, don't freak out. Um, can I explain

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<v Speaker 1>this to you? I can right now. I can explain this.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not at all what you think. I swear to

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<v Speaker 1>God A gun with kill count? Is it what she thinks? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, it's not. I don't get to kill people.

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<v Speaker 1>I y I hunt deer with my dad. Was a

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<v Speaker 1>kid that gun you. So it's actually the tattoo of

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<v Speaker 1>the rifle that I got to my grandfather, the Remican

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<v Speaker 1>deer rifle, and the kill counts a number of deer

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<v Speaker 1>that I hunt. And I'm a licensed hunter. I've got

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<v Speaker 1>I drive a pickup, I got a you know, barrels

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<v Speaker 1>of shell corn and in my tropics not helping your case,

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<v Speaker 1>I just hunt deer. I don't kill people. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm not a gang guy at all. I

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<v Speaker 1>just hunt, and I you know, and I'm very responsible hunter.

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<v Speaker 1>I I prepared the venison, I start, I used the

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<v Speaker 1>whole deer and that's all it is. Oh, John, how

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<v Speaker 1>do I know that you're telling the truth? How do

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<v Speaker 1>I know that this is about deer hunting? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have a criminal record. That just means i've Yeah, do

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<v Speaker 1>I look like a murderer? I mean, would a murder

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<v Speaker 1>being a spin class billy a really good question. No,

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<v Speaker 1>murderers like to stay healthy too. Okay, you know this

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<v Speaker 1>is this is just getting out of hand. This is

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<v Speaker 1>super strange to me. I don't like guns. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know you. I don't know who you are. Anyone can

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<v Speaker 1>be at the jail and I don't. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I'm really I have a bad taste in

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<v Speaker 1>my mouth. I totally understand that. But just to let

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm a sane human being. And what's strange

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<v Speaker 1>to me is how the yoga pants did not repulse you. Yeah. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean the yoga pants thing was funny, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that you have kill count written on your

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<v Speaker 1>chest with a huge gun. You can't just send photos

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<v Speaker 1>like that to people. Plus it's a really mixed message

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<v Speaker 1>with those yoga pants on. Yeah, okay, okay, I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't really think of the optics on that, And

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<v Speaker 1>I get your point, but I am not creepy. I

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<v Speaker 1>will not hurt you. I am a good cook. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you you are a good cook. You have that gonging

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<v Speaker 1>for you? And did you like my bowl? And a ya,

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<v Speaker 1>it was good? Okay, that's that was with Venison. That's

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<v Speaker 1>Venison that I murdered. Are you sure you're a hunter?

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<v Speaker 1>Bad job? Bad job, bad job? My sharcasm is not

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<v Speaker 1>coming acround. It's it's just part of how I grew up.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's no threat, I swear even still, can you

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<v Speaker 1>still be attracted to him if every time you guys

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<v Speaker 1>hook up you have to look at a gun and

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<v Speaker 1>kill count on his chest? What if I take a

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<v Speaker 1>sharpie and just put an S in front of the

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<v Speaker 1>kill skill? Yeah, that sounds much more refined to me. Hey, Jillian,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go out on a second date

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<v Speaker 1>with John? We will pay for it. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of serial killers that make a good bull

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<v Speaker 1>and ace, And I know a lot of serial killers.

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<v Speaker 1>They're usually bad cooks. Would you like to go out

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<v Speaker 1>with him on a second date? We will pay for it? Um, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>as long as we don't talk about guns or anything

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<v Speaker 1>like that. No, No, I promise you I will not

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<v Speaker 1>bring it up. And I want you to be able

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<v Speaker 1>to at least go back to the gym and hang

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<v Speaker 1>out I don't want to take that away from me.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel bad about that. Oay, So does that mean

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna go out on another date or you're just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go back to the gym? Yeah? No, I'll go

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<v Speaker 1>out another date with him. Okay, make sure to call

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<v Speaker 1>someone beforehand just in case. Yes, thank you, Jillian. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you glad to know that John's not a murderer? Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to see what other tattoos he does

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<v Speaker 1>have though, Actually, John, do you have any other tattoos

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<v Speaker 1>that I should know about? Why don't we Why don't

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<v Speaker 1>we get together and talk about that? He definitely doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>text in at seven eight five nine two says would

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<v Speaker 1>a murderer leave permanent evidence? Come on now? Yes? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Talking about today's second date update if you missed it,

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<v Speaker 1>This dude named John wanted to call Jillian. They met

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<v Speaker 1>at the gym and went back to his place, kind

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<v Speaker 1>of fooled around a little bit, and then she left

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<v Speaker 1>and she actually left her yoga pants there, and he

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<v Speaker 1>sent her a picture wearing her yoga pants joking around,

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<v Speaker 1>and he thought that was the reason she wasn't calling back.

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<v Speaker 1>What we got her on the phone, we found out

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<v Speaker 1>the reason that she wasn't calling back was because he

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<v Speaker 1>did take that pic your incended to her. She thought

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<v Speaker 1>the yoga pants is kind of funny, but she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>like the tattoos that he had on his chest. He

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<v Speaker 1>had a tattoo on one side of a gun and

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<v Speaker 1>then on the other side it said kill count and

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<v Speaker 1>then notches and apparently he's an avid hunter and those

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<v Speaker 1>are all the deers that he's killed, which I do

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<v Speaker 1>have a bone to pick with him, because deer hunting

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<v Speaker 1>not that cool. I mean, if you're like knotching down

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<v Speaker 1>some elk you brought down with a bow, then we're

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<v Speaker 1>talking okay, buddy. Somebody else texts it in seventy five

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<v Speaker 1>nights too, said, who the hell keeps track of how

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<v Speaker 1>many deer they've killed in their bodies? I'm an avid

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<v Speaker 1>hunter and I would never do that. It is a

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<v Speaker 1>little stream deer kind of like forest rats. They're everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>They did agree to go out again, though, yeah, which

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<v Speaker 1>is weird because you figure a tattoo like that if

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<v Speaker 1>it's a big enough turn off, she wouldn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>see him again, but she decided to go out with

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<v Speaker 1>him one more time. Like imagine going to the beach

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<v Speaker 1>with him like stuff like that. Nobody's gonna mess with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Like if he ever somebody's acting up at a bar

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<v Speaker 1>and he takes off his shirt, they're gonna be like, Okay, fine,

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<v Speaker 1>you win. Remember, if you want to do a second

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<v Speaker 1>day update, all you have to do is email the

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<v Speaker 1>show and we will call the person who didn't call

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<v Speaker 1>you back. We'll give away another Vegas trip coming up

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<v Speaker 1>in just a few minutes at eight ten two point

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<v Speaker 1>five