Speaker 1: Rooking Jebels second d D. The guy on the phone
Speaker 1: for a second date update today is the creepy guy
Speaker 1: at the gym. Oh I don't know that for a fact.
Speaker 1: His name is John, and he emailed us because the
Speaker 1: girl that he wants to call today he met her
Speaker 1: at the gym. So I'm just assuming that he's the
Speaker 1: creepy guy at the gym. Hey, you want some help.
Speaker 1: You always spot you on your squats, like get down low.
Speaker 1: You gotta get down real low, like lean into it
Speaker 1: with your bot, like give me clean up after You'll
Speaker 1: follow you around and clean up all the benches that
Speaker 1: you're on the sweat like you're sweating a lot, but
Speaker 1: it looks hot. Is that you John? Yes, it's me,
Speaker 1: but I'm not what you just described. But thank you,
Speaker 1: no problem. Your emails said that you met the girl
Speaker 1: you want to call today for a second date update
Speaker 1: at the gym. Yeah, we were in the same spin class,
Speaker 1: and we've been in the same class for actually a
Speaker 1: few weeks, so it's even I for a while. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was admittedly I was kind of position. I was
Speaker 1: always in the back room behind her. And what did
Speaker 1: I say about creepy? Yeah, exactly yeah, climb that hill
Speaker 1: the France ride. Now you're looking good up there in front.
Speaker 1: I know it's not sounding good for me. I realized that,
Speaker 1: But I'm actually a decent human being at Croment. I
Speaker 1: didn't take you a while to work up the courage
Speaker 1: to actually ask her out on a date. You know,
Speaker 1: I was really into a right when I met her.
Speaker 1: But what happened was at some point I'd sell off
Speaker 1: the bike in the middle of the class, and I
Speaker 1: just happened to draw a lot of attention. How did
Speaker 1: you fall off the bike? How'd you do that? They're stationary,
Speaker 1: you know, like they're not These bids have clips in it,
Speaker 1: and I've never been good with the clips, and I
Speaker 1: was trying to get on the bike and it just
Speaker 1: it just was not good. And it was bad, but
Speaker 1: it was funny, and so it was. And she came
Speaker 1: up aske if I was okay, and we started checking
Speaker 1: around and clearly there's clearly chemistry. And I just kind
Speaker 1: of asked her if she wanted to hang out some time,
Speaker 1: and and she said she was busy the rest of
Speaker 1: the week, but kind of flippantly, she said, you know,
Speaker 1: how about now? How about now? Like hang out right now.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Do you mean you guys had your date
Speaker 1: in the back of a spin class. No, No, I
Speaker 1: lived nearby, so we just went for a walk, and
Speaker 1: you know, I walked in my place and I made
Speaker 1: her dinner and it was great. Okay, hold on, though,
Speaker 1: you guys sat in the same clothes you were taking
Speaker 1: spin class in all evening and ate dinner in them
Speaker 1: as well. No, she had her stuff from the gym,
Speaker 1: so she just asked to shower up at my place
Speaker 1: while I was making dinner. So it worked out great.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she totally went through your whole medicine
Speaker 1: cabinet to see what you're all about. That's like a
Speaker 1: fantasy date. Though. You asked someone out at the gym
Speaker 1: who you think it's hot, and then all of a
Speaker 1: sudden she's at your house showering, like in the matter
Speaker 1: of hours. Yeah, it was kind of awesome. I have
Speaker 1: to say, he wasn't big about making dinner at all.
Speaker 1: He was just thinking about hot naked girl the other way.
Speaker 1: I mean, I was nice to know she was using
Speaker 1: my shower. Yes, I'm not going to say that I
Speaker 1: didn't enjoy that, but but hey, I cooked her a
Speaker 1: good dinner. I made her a really good I mean,
Speaker 1: I make a great ball and as I brought up
Speaker 1: the best wine I had, and uh, it was good.
Speaker 1: We kind of made out a little bit and we
Speaker 1: didn't sleep together. You know, we just kids. It's very innocent.
Speaker 1: The whole thing sounds dreamy. To be honest. We're okay.
Speaker 1: So this is where I think I made my mistake,
Speaker 1: although I don't think it was really mistake. Um, after
Speaker 1: she left, I went into my bathroom and I found her.
Speaker 1: She had these like bright yellow and patterned like yoga pants. Okay,
Speaker 1: in my bathroom, and you put them on? I did,
Speaker 1: Actually I did, just as a joke. I took a
Speaker 1: selfie that, yeah, exactly. It was pretty funny. No, listen
Speaker 1: to me right now. No woman ever wants to know
Speaker 1: that you fit in their pants. I am just gonna
Speaker 1: lay that out there right now. I clearly didn't fit,
Speaker 1: but that was part of the joke. So that's when
Speaker 1: I sent it to her. That was the whole point
Speaker 1: of a joke, is that I look ridiculous, and I
Speaker 1: thought I was just being silly. You know, I don't
Speaker 1: know what do you think she thought? I don't know,
Speaker 1: because she never responded, and she didn't respond. Oh dude,
Speaker 1: that's a that's a big thing to just leave hanging
Speaker 1: there in the text world. No response, not even a
Speaker 1: like happy face or nothing. Wow. So you put on
Speaker 1: her pants, texted her a picture and that's the last
Speaker 1: time you heard from her, and I sent her another texting. Listen, Hey,
Speaker 1: that was totally a joke. I was just trying to
Speaker 1: be funny. Do you do you actually want your pants back?
Speaker 1: And nothing? Dude? And I will say, did not respond
Speaker 1: to that. Those yoga pants are freaking expensive. Man. If
Speaker 1: she wants me to replace them, I will absolutely to
Speaker 1: replace them and whatever she wants. But I can't get
Speaker 1: a hold of her in any way. She won't get
Speaker 1: back to me. I mean, how bad did you look
Speaker 1: in the pictures? I look ridiculous. That was the point.
Speaker 1: I looked so bad. I'm just saying maybe it was
Speaker 1: a turn off. Maybe she saw the picture and she's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: now I can't like, I can never get that image
Speaker 1: out of my head. That's really depressing, if that's right.
Speaker 1: So do you want to ask her for another day
Speaker 1: or you're just trying to give her pants back? I
Speaker 1: would love another date because she's like she's I thought
Speaker 1: it was a great fit, and I thought she was
Speaker 1: pants or her like you should just try to wear
Speaker 1: some more yoga pants. No, I would like to get
Speaker 1: those pants back to her and apologize if I offended
Speaker 1: in any way. But I don't know what went wrong,
Speaker 1: and I feel bad if I drove her away from
Speaker 1: her gym. You know, it's all right, Well, we'll play
Speaker 1: a song, come back, call her and find out if
Speaker 1: you're wearing her yoga pants ruin your chance at a
Speaker 1: second date? Okay? Thank you? All right? Every time brooking
Speaker 1: jubil in the morning second right in the middle of
Speaker 1: a second date update. And if you're just joining us,
Speaker 1: I bet John, who is on the phone to do
Speaker 1: a second date update today, wishes he was dating in
Speaker 1: the twenties. You know, back when you could try on
Speaker 1: a woman's yoga pants and you'd always get another date.
Speaker 1: Back in the twenties, they were switching up yoga pants
Speaker 1: left and right. But now you put on a woman's
Speaker 1: yoga pants and all of a sudden, you're a weirdo creep, Right, John,
Speaker 1: I am not a cross dresser. Okay, I am not.
Speaker 1: It's okay. If you are, John, you're in lovable company here. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't even like yoga. To tell you the true, Well,
Speaker 1: you like wearing your dates yoga pants, and that might
Speaker 1: be a problem for you if you're just joining us.
Speaker 1: John met Jillie and the girl he wants to call
Speaker 1: today in a spin class, and after the spin class
Speaker 1: they actually ended up going straight from there to his
Speaker 1: house to have dinner, and she showered over there to
Speaker 1: clean up after the gym and left her yoga pants,
Speaker 1: And after she left, he put on her yoga pants
Speaker 1: and texted her a picture, hopefully to get her to
Speaker 1: laugh at the fact that he was wearing her yoga pants,
Speaker 1: but instead he got no response at all and hasn't
Speaker 1: even seen her at the gym. John, I'm sorry that
Speaker 1: your body is so disgusting and yoga pants that this
Speaker 1: woman will not call you back. I'm actually in excellent condition,
Speaker 1: by the way. I did forget an important question though,
Speaker 1: because I'm just trying to imagine. I just meet this
Speaker 1: guy he text me a picture of yoga pants. It
Speaker 1: can either be really funny or really disturbing dependent on
Speaker 1: one thing, and that's what you did with your man
Speaker 1: area in that picture. Did you talk, did you let
Speaker 1: it hang out. It's like, I don't need to talk.
Speaker 1: You can't see no matter what. Ye, maybe that's a problem.
Speaker 1: I was just wearing yoga parents. I was just trying
Speaker 1: to look goofy and silly. I think I contorted my face.
Speaker 1: It was not a handsome photo. Okay, well we'll find
Speaker 1: out if that did you in and that's the reason
Speaker 1: you're not getting a seconday. We're gonna call it right now. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, cool? Hi can I speak to Jillian please? Yeah?
Speaker 1: This is hers. Hey, Jillian, how are you? This is
Speaker 1: Jewil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. Who Jebil
Speaker 1: from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show,
Speaker 1: a radio show, Yeah, like the kind that's on the radio.
Speaker 1: That's a really good descriptor. Thanks. Yeah, I get what
Speaker 1: a radio show is. But why are you calling me? Oh?
Speaker 1: I'm calling you because we recently got an email about
Speaker 1: you from one of our listeners about me. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a guy that you went on a date with. What
Speaker 1: m His name is John and he looks pretty damn
Speaker 1: good in your yoga pants. Oh my god. John emailed
Speaker 1: us about you because you aren't calling him back. She
Speaker 1: emailed you and told you about me. Yeah, I held
Speaker 1: you up to the photos. Yeah, he told us that
Speaker 1: you met at a spin class, went back to his
Speaker 1: house and at dinner, and then after you left his house,
Speaker 1: you also left your yoga pants there, and that's when
Speaker 1: he took it upon himself to put on your yoga
Speaker 1: pants and text you a pick. Oh my god. I
Speaker 1: mean from his description, your guys's date sounded dreamy, the
Speaker 1: date was fine. I'm I'm doesn't really feel on him.
Speaker 1: Why is that? Is it? Because he texted you a
Speaker 1: picture of himself wearing your yoga pants? It was definitely
Speaker 1: the picture he asked. I mean it was risky, right,
Speaker 1: you could border like funny or super creepy, and apparently
Speaker 1: it went super creepy for you. Yeah. Why Why wouldn't
Speaker 1: you just think it's funny that he's wearing yoga pants?
Speaker 1: I mean he was trying to joke around. You can
Speaker 1: at least see the humor in that. Yeah, No, definitely,
Speaker 1: I see the humor in the pants. But did he
Speaker 1: send you the photos? Have you seen them? No, he's
Speaker 1: only sent them to you, I think, or maybe some friends.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'd like to see him. Had
Speaker 1: you got him. You on a shooting to me, i'd
Speaker 1: like to see trust me, you don't want to see them.
Speaker 1: They're creepy. They're that bad. Yeah, it's the man area,
Speaker 1: isn't it. No, it had nothing to do with him
Speaker 1: wearing my yoga pants. What was so bad about the picture? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's shirtless in the picture. It's okay, shirtless body that disgusting?
Speaker 1: Do you really grosses you out? No? He's got tattoos
Speaker 1: on his chest, oh okay, And well, on one's side
Speaker 1: of his chest, he's got a gun really like like
Speaker 1: a very intric hit gun. Okay, that can be a
Speaker 1: little jarring maybe, And then on the other side he's
Speaker 1: got the words chill count kill count Yes, with a
Speaker 1: bunch of tally marks underneath it. Whoa, what the hell?
Speaker 1: That is creepy? All right? No, wonder you didn't go
Speaker 1: to retrieve your yoga pants. Yeah, no, I know, and
Speaker 1: I want nothing to do with that. Okay again, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Can I can I interject? Can I can I step in? Now? Sure?
Speaker 1: I guess I'm scared, So go ahead. What's that? John
Speaker 1: is actually on the other line listening and wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you, And so that was him are you kid? Harry?
Speaker 1: John's on the phone right now. Hey, hey, hey, sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't please, don't freak out. Um, can I explain
Speaker 1: this to you? I can right now. I can explain this.
Speaker 1: It's not at all what you think. I swear to
Speaker 1: God A gun with kill count? Is it what she thinks? Okay?
Speaker 1: First of all, it's not. I don't get to kill people.
Speaker 1: I y I hunt deer with my dad. Was a
Speaker 1: kid that gun you. So it's actually the tattoo of
Speaker 1: the rifle that I got to my grandfather, the Remican
Speaker 1: deer rifle, and the kill counts a number of deer
Speaker 1: that I hunt. And I'm a licensed hunter. I've got
Speaker 1: I drive a pickup, I got a you know, barrels
Speaker 1: of shell corn and in my tropics not helping your case,
Speaker 1: I just hunt deer. I don't kill people. I'm not
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not a gang guy at all. I
Speaker 1: just hunt, and I you know, and I'm very responsible hunter.
Speaker 1: I I prepared the venison, I start, I used the
Speaker 1: whole deer and that's all it is. Oh, John, how
Speaker 1: do I know that you're telling the truth? How do
Speaker 1: I know that this is about deer hunting? I don't
Speaker 1: have a criminal record. That just means i've Yeah, do
Speaker 1: I look like a murderer? I mean, would a murder
Speaker 1: being a spin class billy a really good question. No,
Speaker 1: murderers like to stay healthy too. Okay, you know this
Speaker 1: is this is just getting out of hand. This is
Speaker 1: super strange to me. I don't like guns. I don't
Speaker 1: know you. I don't know who you are. Anyone can
Speaker 1: be at the jail and I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just I'm really I have a bad taste in
Speaker 1: my mouth. I totally understand that. But just to let
Speaker 1: you know, I'm a sane human being. And what's strange
Speaker 1: to me is how the yoga pants did not repulse you. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: I mean the yoga pants thing was funny, but it's
Speaker 1: the fact that you have kill count written on your
Speaker 1: chest with a huge gun. You can't just send photos
Speaker 1: like that to people. Plus it's a really mixed message
Speaker 1: with those yoga pants on. Yeah, okay, okay, I get it.
Speaker 1: I didn't really think of the optics on that, And
Speaker 1: I get your point, but I am not creepy. I
Speaker 1: will not hurt you. I am a good cook. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you you are a good cook. You have that gonging
Speaker 1: for you? And did you like my bowl? And a ya,
Speaker 1: it was good? Okay, that's that was with Venison. That's
Speaker 1: Venison that I murdered. Are you sure you're a hunter?
Speaker 1: Bad job? Bad job, bad job? My sharcasm is not
Speaker 1: coming acround. It's it's just part of how I grew up.
Speaker 1: And there's no threat, I swear even still, can you
Speaker 1: still be attracted to him if every time you guys
Speaker 1: hook up you have to look at a gun and
Speaker 1: kill count on his chest? What if I take a
Speaker 1: sharpie and just put an S in front of the
Speaker 1: kill skill? Yeah, that sounds much more refined to me. Hey, Jillian,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out on a second date
Speaker 1: with John? We will pay for it. I don't know
Speaker 1: a lot of serial killers that make a good bull
Speaker 1: and ace, And I know a lot of serial killers.
Speaker 1: They're usually bad cooks. Would you like to go out
Speaker 1: with him on a second date? We will pay for it? Um, Okay,
Speaker 1: as long as we don't talk about guns or anything
Speaker 1: like that. No, No, I promise you I will not
Speaker 1: bring it up. And I want you to be able
Speaker 1: to at least go back to the gym and hang
Speaker 1: out I don't want to take that away from me.
Speaker 1: I feel bad about that. Oay, So does that mean
Speaker 1: you're gonna go out on another date or you're just
Speaker 1: gonna go back to the gym? Yeah? No, I'll go
Speaker 1: out another date with him. Okay, make sure to call
Speaker 1: someone beforehand just in case. Yes, thank you, Jillian. Are
Speaker 1: you glad to know that John's not a murderer? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: I don't want to see what other tattoos he does
Speaker 1: have though, Actually, John, do you have any other tattoos
Speaker 1: that I should know about? Why don't we Why don't
Speaker 1: we get together and talk about that? He definitely doesn't
Speaker 1: text in at seven eight five nine two says would
Speaker 1: a murderer leave permanent evidence? Come on now? Yes? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Talking about today's second date update if you missed it,
Speaker 1: This dude named John wanted to call Jillian. They met
Speaker 1: at the gym and went back to his place, kind
Speaker 1: of fooled around a little bit, and then she left
Speaker 1: and she actually left her yoga pants there, and he
Speaker 1: sent her a picture wearing her yoga pants joking around,
Speaker 1: and he thought that was the reason she wasn't calling back.
Speaker 1: What we got her on the phone, we found out
Speaker 1: the reason that she wasn't calling back was because he
Speaker 1: did take that pic your incended to her. She thought
Speaker 1: the yoga pants is kind of funny, but she didn't
Speaker 1: like the tattoos that he had on his chest. He
Speaker 1: had a tattoo on one side of a gun and
Speaker 1: then on the other side it said kill count and
Speaker 1: then notches and apparently he's an avid hunter and those
Speaker 1: are all the deers that he's killed, which I do
Speaker 1: have a bone to pick with him, because deer hunting
Speaker 1: not that cool. I mean, if you're like knotching down
Speaker 1: some elk you brought down with a bow, then we're
Speaker 1: talking okay, buddy. Somebody else texts it in seventy five
Speaker 1: nights too, said, who the hell keeps track of how
Speaker 1: many deer they've killed in their bodies? I'm an avid
Speaker 1: hunter and I would never do that. It is a
Speaker 1: little stream deer kind of like forest rats. They're everywhere.
Speaker 1: They did agree to go out again, though, yeah, which
Speaker 1: is weird because you figure a tattoo like that if
Speaker 1: it's a big enough turn off, she wouldn't want to
Speaker 1: see him again, but she decided to go out with
Speaker 1: him one more time. Like imagine going to the beach
Speaker 1: with him like stuff like that. Nobody's gonna mess with you.
Speaker 1: Like if he ever somebody's acting up at a bar
Speaker 1: and he takes off his shirt, they're gonna be like, Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: you win. Remember, if you want to do a second
Speaker 1: day update, all you have to do is email the
Speaker 1: show and we will call the person who didn't call
Speaker 1: you back. We'll give away another Vegas trip coming up
Speaker 1: in just a few minutes at eight ten two point
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