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Speaker 1: Jules Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: I do? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Sweet? What is it?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 3: So?

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Speaker 4: I was at this conference and uh, they were gonna

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Speaker 4: have a big presentation, but there was a little bit

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Speaker 4: of downtime. I went to the restroom and I'm a

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Speaker 4: I'm a happy guy. So I was using the handicapped

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Speaker 4: toilet and uh, I don't know, new video game came out,

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Speaker 4: new phone games. So about forty minutes go by for

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Speaker 4: I don't realize how much time it's gonna buy. All

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Speaker 4: of a sudden, twenty knocks on the door of the

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Speaker 4: stall and I said occupied, I use my man boy,

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Speaker 4: and they knocked again, and I say occupied, And I

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Speaker 4: looked down and I can see the shadow of a wheelchairs.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, and so I hurry up finished my business.

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Speaker 4: I opened the doors and this woman is helping her

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Speaker 4: one legged husband stand and in the urinal on.

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Speaker 2: The other wall.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, wow, I said, ma'am, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 4: Nobody was in here. Whenever I came in. He said,

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Speaker 4: it's okay. I think we've got it. Make matters worse.

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Speaker 4: I could see the man pat and he was a veteran. Oh, so, yeah,

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Speaker 4: that's my dirty little secret.

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Speaker 5: I made up one leg and limped out of that.

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Speaker 5: I would have just been like, I would not have

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Speaker 5: taken it on. I would have fallen down maybe at

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Speaker 5: the sink. I would have gone every way I could

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Speaker 5: go except to apologize.

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Speaker 1: Did you get a good scar?

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Speaker 4: When I was Whenever I was leaving, there were a

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Speaker 4: lot of guys who were just staring at me because

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Speaker 4: they knew what I did.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? Shake follow up question? Have you ever

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Speaker 1: used the handicapped all again?

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Speaker 4: Oh? All the time?

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 4: I just I'm not gonna worry about playing a video game.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Well, thank you for honest your little secret.

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Speaker 1: It's you're honest, absolutely all right.

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Speaker 2: I have a good what's your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Textbo so four one six one Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 1: You have a little secret?

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Speaker 4: I do?

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Speaker 1: Hey, what is it? Okay?

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Speaker 4: So, uh my name and a couple of years back,

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Speaker 4: I went on.

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Speaker 3: This date with this other guy named and it was

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Speaker 3: the most embarrassing date of my life.

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Speaker 4: So what happened was is we got tacos.

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Speaker 2: And it went well and he told me about.

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Speaker 4: How he was death and I was like, okay, that's cool,

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Speaker 4: and we went.

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Speaker 3: Back to my place. Natural stuff happened, and the next

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Speaker 3: morning his ear piece died so he couldn't hear me

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Speaker 3: no matter what I said, and I he ended up

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Speaker 3: leading into kids me and I ended up farting due

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Speaker 3: to the tacos.

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Speaker 2: It was the loudest machine gun of my life. And

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Speaker 2: thank god she didn't hear it because he was death.

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Speaker 2: But I started to walk away in the room and

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Speaker 2: he grabbed my hand and twirled me like a ballerina

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Speaker 2: and then made out with me in the fume so

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Speaker 2: like as he's kissing.

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Speaker 1: Me, all I can smell.

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Speaker 2: It's how bad my part was. And it was like

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Speaker 2: the most magically disgutching kids out of my life because

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Speaker 2: they thought he couldn't hear it.

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Speaker 1: Can he not smell too?

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Speaker 2: I don't know he didn't hear it, Thank god, it

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Speaker 2: was so long.

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Speaker 1: Did you ever see him again?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: My god, so funny. I wonder if time like a

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Speaker 1: silence so we thought it was him.

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Speaker 2: I hope my hand so it was so rachi like tacosh.

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Speaker 2: God got it me too. I was trying to pull

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Speaker 2: away and get away from the fume clouds.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you for that, dirty little secret Man really

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Speaker 1: painted the picture. You love your show, Thank you, Bye bye.

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Speaker 2: What's your dirty little secret sex shoebol to four one

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Speaker 2: O six one