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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: morning show? Well, I think it's time for the fifteen

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Speaker 1: minute Morning Show podcast. What do y'all? Y'all? There's Froggy

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Speaker 1: and look swallow that banana. Scotty East. Yeah, there it goes.

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Speaker 1: I'm posting him eating this banana on my you should.

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Speaker 1: There's a straight Night with his rocking new boy haircut.

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Speaker 1: There's a Scarry and there's Danielle, and there's Garrett and

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Speaker 1: of course there in the den there's Dave Brody. Where's Gondhy?

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Speaker 1: I'm here, I just I don't know what has happened

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Speaker 1: trying to get back in where. If you're listening to

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Speaker 1: the podcast, which a lot of people do listen, then

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Speaker 1: it's like nothing's wrong. Right. Hey, let's start out with

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Speaker 1: a call from Christina. She has a question for the

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Hey, Christina, I welcome to the fifteen Minute

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Speaker 1: Morning Show Podcast. We're making you a part of our

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Speaker 1: podcast rather than the live show. How do you like that?

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I love you guys. I'm like shaking.

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Speaker 1: The good news is because we're on the podcast, you

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Speaker 1: can use foul language. What's your favorite dirty word? What's

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Speaker 1: your favorite dirty word? I'm know good like hot sucker

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Speaker 1: or like, okay, just nicknames dirty words? These people we know?

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Speaker 1: Do we know these people anyway? So what is your

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Speaker 1: question for the morning show? Christina? So this morning I

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Speaker 1: was out walking the dog and I found a hundred

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Speaker 1: dollar bill in my apartment complex. Congratulations, keep it. So

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Speaker 1: it was like a ten or twenties. I probably would

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Speaker 1: have just like kept it, but my husband says keep it,

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Speaker 1: and I say, I live on like in like a community, right,

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Speaker 1: I have a community for So I'm like, should I

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Speaker 1: post it and say like that anyone find that it

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Speaker 1: was anything? It also was like pretty early this morning,

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Speaker 1: so I'm wondering if it was like a maintenance man, right.

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Speaker 1: So I'm just I'm sort of conflicted and like what

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Speaker 1: to do? I would be too well, let me ask um, Hey, Froggy, Lisa,

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Speaker 1: your wife Lisa used to work in management property management, right.

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Speaker 1: I wonder what they suggest you do if you take

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Speaker 1: don't find who it belonged to, they're just going to

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Speaker 1: keep with themselves. They're gonna tell you, Oh, yeah, somebody

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Speaker 1: came and claimed it. Can no matter what, can I

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Speaker 1: give you a suggestion, just keep it because that time

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Speaker 1: when I found seven hundred dollars sitting next to the

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Speaker 1: don't give it to us, because if you do, you'll

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Speaker 1: never see it again and it'll probably just go to

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Speaker 1: that's one thing. You know, if you hear rumblings of hey,

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Speaker 1: otherwise you have a party you know what. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but you bring up a good point, Christina. What if

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Speaker 1: it's someone who is in maintenance and someone who you are,

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Speaker 1: someone that directly affects your life and keeps your your

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Speaker 1: area looking great in your complex, you don't want to

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Speaker 1: take out of their pocket. I see how you can

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Speaker 1: be conflicted any other gone, you're here with us, What

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Speaker 1: do you think? Yes, hello, I kind of think she

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Speaker 1: you can't. Think you can. Then if anyone lost money,

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Speaker 1: easy solution. What's that, Broady? Just have them tell you

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Speaker 1: be like us, hunt you bucks. Christina, what's your day

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Speaker 1: so I need this summer break. You don't you deserve it? Um? Hey,

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Speaker 1: you know what, let's play butt hurt with Christina. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, we're letting. We're letting you into the inner

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Speaker 1: see Okay, now, No, Christina, you listen to the show

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Speaker 1: Who is the answer to that question? All right? Who is? Sorry?

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Speaker 1: scary dog? Actually? Right? Why is it stew dull like that? What? Chris? Chris?

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Speaker 1: It's her perception? Are you? Your perception of You always

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Speaker 1: who go ahead, go ahead, Nate? Who is most likely

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Speaker 1: has been a lot of fun hanging out with you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening to us, and good

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Speaker 1: What do you go from here? Nate? But but hurt?

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Speaker 1: What else I'm born? Christina just took it all out

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Speaker 1: soon because it is summer corn season. Yeah, that corn ravioli,

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you. But if you it's one of the

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Speaker 1: best things you'll ever put in your mouth. But Scary,

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Speaker 1: uh there you got your fifteen minute morning show podcast

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