Speaker 1: The second date update. Most of the time when we
Speaker 1: have listeners come back on the show for another second
Speaker 1: date update, it's because we screwed up on the first
Speaker 1: trial and failed to help them. Yeah, I mean, you're right,
Speaker 1: it is what we do best. But that's actually not
Speaker 1: the case today because we have a guy named Abraham
Speaker 1: on the phone. I don't know if you remember him,
Speaker 1: but last time he was on Good Old Honest. Abe
Speaker 1: was at a bowling alley eating grilled cheese sandwiches when
Speaker 1: he accidentally started chatting with another random woman that he
Speaker 1: thought was his date right yet to her and she
Speaker 1: turned out to be someone completely different, not related at all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she ordered like how many girl cheeses? Yeah, and
Speaker 1: ate them all talking. I'm sorry he didn't even want
Speaker 1: to date her. He wanted to date His actual data
Speaker 1: was very intriguing. I don't think the menu was the
Speaker 1: main part of the story. Tend to focus on the
Speaker 1: food part a lot. It was amazing. The part that
Speaker 1: I remember is that we got a yes from his
Speaker 1: date at that time, his actual date, not grilled cheese girl,
Speaker 1: and we reconnected him. They were supposed to go out again.
Speaker 1: So I don't know why he's reaching out to us. Now, Abraham,
Speaker 1: what happened? Hey, guys, Well, we went out on a
Speaker 1: couple more dates and it just didn't work out. It fizzled. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, we got the chance, but it just wasn't
Speaker 1: for either of us. So it sounds like a you know,
Speaker 1: amicable thing, at least from Abraham's side of the story.
Speaker 1: I'll take it. But so now we're calling a different woman,
Speaker 1: I assume, Yeah, totally unrelated grilled cheese lady. Maybe, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I would love that if we could finally
Speaker 1: a tomato soup girl. Perfect. Okay, who we calling this time?
Speaker 1: So her name is Charlotte and she's amazing. Abraham just
Speaker 1: said about the last girls, Hey, come on, go out there.
Speaker 1: We met online actually, and she first of all, like
Speaker 1: her picture is beautiful, she's really smart and funny and
Speaker 1: even just like chatting, there was in chemistry. Um. We
Speaker 1: we bonded over the fact that we're both like big
Speaker 1: animal lovers. Oh you both like big animals like elephants
Speaker 1: and stuff. Yeah, elephants too, but also dogs, which that's cute.
Speaker 1: Both have a couple of dogs. And was this really nice?
Speaker 1: And it was just really easy? You sound so excited
Speaker 1: I love this, Yeah, because I remember last time you
Speaker 1: called in, we really concentrated on, you know, the other
Speaker 1: woman that was involved. But this time it sounds like
Speaker 1: it's all about Charlotte, and you sounded more defeated last time.
Speaker 1: This time you sound optimistic and hopeful. Bro. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: optimistic for the person. I'm just really embarrassed that I
Speaker 1: screwed up again. Oh no, well okay, yeah. So here
Speaker 1: we finally went our first date. It was amazingly well
Speaker 1: better than expected. We went out to dinner. Any about
Speaker 1: halfway through, I had to go to the bathroom and
Speaker 1: then probably one of the most embarrassing things that's ever
Speaker 1: happened to me happened. And I want to just fully
Speaker 1: say it was my fault. She had nothing to do
Speaker 1: with it. I basically okay, I had to get out
Speaker 1: of there. What wait, did you did you have an accident?
Speaker 1: Is that what you mean? Like you went to the
Speaker 1: bathroom and had I would rather not say, Okay, did
Speaker 1: you accidentally kiss another guy in there? Wait? What? No
Speaker 1: one think that? Jah. That's what always happens to me.
Speaker 1: It's like, how did that happen? So, I mean not
Speaker 1: like just called so back to the table and then
Speaker 1: said you had to leave. I couldn't. It's hard to explain.
Speaker 1: I had to get out of there, and I went
Speaker 1: to the car and I texted her. I just said, hey,
Speaker 1: I had there's something came up. I'm so sorry I
Speaker 1: have to go. Oh no, How could it be that
Speaker 1: bad where you can't even face her? I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know that I want details if it was that bad.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, Oh, that man that can't feel good
Speaker 1: like Alexis. How would you feel if you were on
Speaker 1: a date with a guy who went to the bathroom
Speaker 1: and then never came back and just sent you a
Speaker 1: text being like sorry, I would never talk to him again. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I mean who? Right? Like you know? Then? I don't
Speaker 1: think the explanation is going to help. But I mean,
Speaker 1: but let's say he paid for your meal andrew uber home.
Speaker 1: Oh money works to save all my problems? Did you
Speaker 1: venmo Charlotte? I did? Actually you do? What? The meal? Still? Wait?
Speaker 1: How like? What did you say? I basically just said
Speaker 1: I had an emergency and I had to go. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry that I had to dip out, and then basically
Speaker 1: just replied in emojis and I didn't know what they meant,
Speaker 1: but I looked it up and it was not kind.
Speaker 1: Look when you string a bunch of emojis together and
Speaker 1: they mean something. Yeah, I mean, I just need your
Speaker 1: guys will help. I just I don't want her to
Speaker 1: know that something like happened in the bathroom. Dude, how
Speaker 1: are we going to get you another date without telling
Speaker 1: her what happened? You just say you know what? Redo Ah, yeah,
Speaker 1: what world do you live in? That seems impossible. We'll
Speaker 1: have to find a way to skirt around it. But
Speaker 1: oh man, we'll play a song, will come back, and
Speaker 1: I normally don't have to ask our listeners to do this,
Speaker 1: but please, for the love of God, do not use
Speaker 1: the bathroom in between these two songs, because I don't
Speaker 1: know what's going to happen to you in their Abraham,
Speaker 1: but we need you for the second part of it. Okay,
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm yeah, no, not going to the bathroom. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll come back. We'll get your second date update right
Speaker 1: after this. What happens in the bathroom stays in the bathroom,
Speaker 1: at least today it does. Oh, we're gonna keep it there. Yes,
Speaker 1: one time, and one time only, because one of our listeners.
Speaker 1: Abraham had something embarrassing go down while he was using
Speaker 1: the restroom in the middle of his first date, and
Speaker 1: it was so bad he had to just ditch right there. Oh,
Speaker 1: I just feel so bad for him. I can't imagine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, but it's like, oh, it's so embarrassing. We
Speaker 1: feel bad, and we don't even know the details of
Speaker 1: what happened because he's too shy to even tell us. Now,
Speaker 1: to his credit, he did venmo his date Charlotte to
Speaker 1: pay for the meal. Yeah, he said he was sorry,
Speaker 1: and he asked for a redo all over text right,
Speaker 1: all he's gotten back our vulgar emojish deserve your ditch
Speaker 1: in the middle of a restaurant. You're not going to
Speaker 1: believe any excuse somebody gives you. Yeah, Abraham, how hopeful
Speaker 1: are you for this one? On a scale of one
Speaker 1: to ten, like seven point five? Wow, that's it's higher
Speaker 1: than me. Yeah, I can kind of see that this
Speaker 1: is gonna be hard. All you gotta do is get
Speaker 1: her to just forgive you, and then other than that,
Speaker 1: that's the only bad thing that happened on the day.
Speaker 1: How do you How do you forgive someone when you
Speaker 1: don't tell them what happened? I mean, because you don't
Speaker 1: want us to mention anything about an embarrassing situation. We
Speaker 1: just need a good enough lieod poisoning. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: we won't expose you for whatever happened. Okay, well, mainly
Speaker 1: we're not going to expose him because we honestly have
Speaker 1: no idea what he's actually smart enough to tell us.
Speaker 1: Let's just call Charlotte and see what she has to say.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Hello, Hey is it Charlotte? Yeah? Who's this? Hey, Charlotte?
Speaker 1: This is jeff from a radio show called Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, you have a lovely voice,
Speaker 1: by the way, I just feel like I need to
Speaker 1: say that. Yeah, and a nice name. Beautiful name. How
Speaker 1: do you know my name? How do you get my number?
Speaker 1: And my name? Oh? I didn't even get to compliment
Speaker 1: your number, beautiful, lots of wonderful numbers. All right. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to do everything I can because we're calling you,
Speaker 1: Charlotte on behalf of one of our listeners. Who you
Speaker 1: went out on a date with the other night? Okay? Which? Uh? Oh?
Speaker 1: Which guy? Which that means you're seeing a lot of
Speaker 1: guys right now? Which is fine. I mean, what's his name?
Speaker 1: His name is Abraham? Oh my god, seriously, Yeah, freaking
Speaker 1: jerk wants to get ahold me. Now. Well, I can
Speaker 1: understand why you're so upset with him, Charlotte, even he
Speaker 1: gets believe, what kind of what kind of pathetic guide?
Speaker 1: Just someone in the middle of a date and then
Speaker 1: like a radio station to get me on the phone.
Speaker 1: And I agree, despicable. But we're just trying to do
Speaker 1: our jobs here and trying to help him reconnect with
Speaker 1: you because he did feel an honest vibe going on.
Speaker 1: If he did feel an honest vibe, why would he
Speaker 1: do that? Like I spent an hour over an hour
Speaker 1: getting ready and then he just abandoned me halfway through
Speaker 1: the meal. If he really had an honest connection with me, whatever,
Speaker 1: that wouldn't have happened, Charlotte. I can tell you right now.
Speaker 1: He said it was one hundred percent his fault. It
Speaker 1: was on him. But he couldn't tell you the reason
Speaker 1: why he had to leave. He just had to go okay, fine,
Speaker 1: But then like, but he didn't he didn't tell you either. No,
Speaker 1: that bothered me too. No, it's not like he has
Speaker 1: an their girlfriend or wife or anything like that. It's nothing,
Speaker 1: it's nothing, terrible. Yeah, he has no explanation and there
Speaker 1: is just no excuse, Like I don't see any kind
Speaker 1: of situation unless there was some fantastic reason, like his
Speaker 1: apartment was on fire, or dog got loose and like
Speaker 1: I don't know, got run over, but I don't know
Speaker 1: why he would wow. Yeah, or he got kidnapped in
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Maybe maybe the kidnappers made him do that. Nappers.
Speaker 1: I'm not in the move from all these jokes like
Speaker 1: this whole situation just kisses me off. Yeah. No, that
Speaker 1: makes sense, that makes sense, And you know, maybe the
Speaker 1: reason isn't important. I think how he feels now and
Speaker 1: how he felt even at the time, it does matter.
Speaker 1: I want to know. Okay, okay, well yeah, we can't
Speaker 1: give you the answers to that. But someone who can
Speaker 1: is is actually on the other line listening right now.
Speaker 1: It's Abraham. Hey, Charlotte, Oh my god, Wow, this is
Speaker 1: how you try to talk to me. Listen, listen. I
Speaker 1: honestly I wish that my house has been on fire.
Speaker 1: What I wish that that was what had happened. Hopefully
Speaker 1: your insurance company isn't listening, right because the truth is it,
Speaker 1: It's just something very bad and embarrassing happened, and I just,
Speaker 1: I honestly felt like I couldn't look you in the eye.
Speaker 1: I just I needed to get out of that that restaurant,
Speaker 1: Like what would your ex there or something like you
Speaker 1: need to tell me that would have been, that would
Speaker 1: have been preferable. Let's let's stop naming all the things
Speaker 1: you would have happened. Look, Abraham, look, I think in
Speaker 1: order for this to go well for you, you might
Speaker 1: need to tell everybody what happened in the bathroom. We
Speaker 1: all have terrible embarrassing things happen. Why would let myself
Speaker 1: in a J Penny dressing room to share when other
Speaker 1: people share. You don't have to be specific either. Just
Speaker 1: give us a general idea of the problem that you faced. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna say it. And the only reason
Speaker 1: I'm doing this is because I really like you, Charlotte,
Speaker 1: and I want to go on a second date with you,
Speaker 1: and so the only reason I'm going to embarrass myself. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's kind of sweet. Okay, you just say it, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 1: I was I was very excited for our date, and
Speaker 1: I was very nervous. So I was drinking a lot
Speaker 1: of water and my bladder got very full, and I
Speaker 1: was and I had to go to the bathroom. And
Speaker 1: so I ran into the bathroom and I went for
Speaker 1: the first year and all without even thinking. And I
Speaker 1: didn't wash my hands before I went to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: And if you remember that, before I went into the bathroom,
Speaker 1: I was eating hot wings and I didn't properly clean
Speaker 1: off my fingers. And then I went to the bathroom
Speaker 1: and I was in a lot of pain. I don't
Speaker 1: laugh at his pain, So you was, I think you
Speaker 1: know what happened. I had hot wing sauce on my
Speaker 1: fingers and then it touched a very sensitive area. What
Speaker 1: are you supposed to do? Run to the bathroom and
Speaker 1: wash it off in the sea. Actually, no pain. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I am so sorry yet so embarrassing. Are
Speaker 1: you feeling better now, Like, how are you feeling down there? Yea,
Speaker 1: I washed it off and it's fine, it's good. It's good.
Speaker 1: I had no idea, like I feel so completely. Oh.
Speaker 1: I wanted to come and talk to you in person,
Speaker 1: but I was in so I mean, like there was
Speaker 1: tears coming down my face. I had to get home
Speaker 1: and take a shower, and what I say, I'm burning
Speaker 1: down there. Can you imagine what the other people in
Speaker 1: the bathroom thought? Is your crying? Don't tell him that?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean seriously, I can't believe he just
Speaker 1: publicly embarrassed himself in order to go out with you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like something was definitely on fire. Yeah, yes, we can
Speaker 1: create a different type of fire and keep the spark
Speaker 1: of romance going. No restaurant, I don't know. We can.
Speaker 1: We can have some ranch dip. Okay, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: ask it flat out. Then, Charlotte, we'd like to send
Speaker 1: you and Abraham out on another date and we'll pay
Speaker 1: for it. Honestly, when you first called me, I was like,
Speaker 1: there's no chance in how But what I gotta say,
Speaker 1: like that takes some guts to say this to me. Go,
Speaker 1: So I appreciate the effort. And yeah, sure, as long
Speaker 1: as there are no other emergencies, all go on another
Speaker 1: date with you? All right? Oh my god, Abraham, we're
Speaker 1: two for two with you now on second ja Wait,
Speaker 1: what do you mean to for two? Oh? You know what,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you about it at our next date. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's an embarrassing story. I'd rather not talk about it
Speaker 1: on the air in front of people. I'm a little
Speaker 1: shy brook and free in the morning. Guys, I think
Speaker 1: we may have a contender here for most embarrassing first
Speaker 1: date story of the entire year, maybe of the entire show.
Speaker 1: I feel like it wasn't his fault though, like poor guy,
Speaker 1: it was just not focused and it because out of
Speaker 1: all the terrible date ruining things that we were all
Speaker 1: imagining that could have happened in that bathroom. I don't
Speaker 1: think any of us had hot wing sauce on the
Speaker 1: downstairs on our score car. No, I just you know,
Speaker 1: I don't even have one. It makes me burn. Yeah
Speaker 1: thinking about it, is it weird? If he would have
Speaker 1: like wet himself, it would have been better. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: But now, unfortunately, whenever I see a plate of hot
Speaker 1: wings out in public, I'm gonna instantly imagine Abraham and
Speaker 1: this irritated situation. I think you should use it as
Speaker 1: a PSA and just constantly remember to wash your hands. Yeah,
Speaker 1: or what's that YouTube channel where they try different like
Speaker 1: flavors of hot winds, hot hot ones. They should really
Speaker 1: take it to the extreme, and that would be an
Speaker 1: entertaining episode. When do you see the next Harry Styles
Speaker 1: interview one? Anyway, if you ever want to get a
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