Speaker 1: I leave in I you wanna way back home? Either
Speaker 1: way we want to be.
Speaker 2: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim. Give us
Speaker 2: time and a turnin on and Gaby aid, we want
Speaker 2: to send you off inside. You wanna welcome you back home?
Speaker 2: Tell us all about ity scared her?
Speaker 3: Was it fine? Now for do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need ride?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 7: Do you need.
Speaker 8: With Karen and chrissh welcome to do you need to ride?
Speaker 8: This is Chris Fairbanks. This is Karen Tilgareth who is
Speaker 8: sitting next to me. Yes, I've never done that before.
Speaker 8: Well you're listening to do you need a ride?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 8: Hi? We are driving on Sunset Boulevard East towards downtown
Speaker 8: Los Angeles. Yes, in an easterly direction, and easter.
Speaker 1: Is coming up everybody, so please die your eggs early.
Speaker 1: Last minute egg dyeing leads to so many problems. You
Speaker 1: have to take a quick rite.
Speaker 8: Yeah, die your leg die your eggs in the easterly fashion.
Speaker 1: Die your legs in eastern in Diane Stealer lead fashion, What.
Speaker 8: De your legs in? Diane West kiddie pool just filled
Speaker 8: with die. It's not going to get into your bloodstream.
Speaker 8: That's what everyone thinks. Dian Weist, forever ever since you
Speaker 8: that one moment where she had long hair. Yeah, has
Speaker 8: been having these leg dying parties.
Speaker 1: Oh, there's the there the talk of the town here
Speaker 1: in Hollywood. In uh, it's all the stars go to
Speaker 1: dian Weiste leg dying parties and it is fantastic.
Speaker 8: It is the best. And guess what, no more having
Speaker 8: to wear leotards.
Speaker 1: No, I'm so. The thing about leotards is that although
Speaker 1: they do go on your torso, oh they no, no, no,
Speaker 1: let me improvisationally correct you passive aggressively, can't I?
Speaker 8: Oh, I love passive aggressive improv Right, that's the kind.
Speaker 1: I'm always have my fingers crossed when I'm at the
Speaker 1: UCB sunset, hoping it's passive aggression.
Speaker 8: Night I long form. So we you're heading towards Easter
Speaker 8: and oh, it's a beautiful looking Los Angeles skyline evening.
Speaker 1: It's pretty nice by down by these buildings.
Speaker 8: Isn't that I've been avoiding the downtown area ever since
Speaker 8: I witnessed that giant structure fire.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's smart, stay away from fire areas.
Speaker 8: But don't actually get some footage of it and then
Speaker 8: get a deal with YouTube, because man, has the money
Speaker 8: been rolling in?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Is your YouTube deal kicking out?
Speaker 8: No? No, not yet. But I'm just like the secret.
Speaker 8: I'm just putting it out there that it will.
Speaker 1: Oh Smart, that's a very good idea. That's how that's
Speaker 1: how Bernie Madeoff made his millions. He used the secret
Speaker 1: to steal money from old people.
Speaker 8: A lot of people call it lying, but I just
Speaker 8: call it creating your own universe.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I call it the power of attracting the false
Speaker 1: truth to yourself, Yeah, and spreading them around.
Speaker 8: And then people start to believe him. And guess what.
Speaker 8: It's like a game of telephone where it just comes true.
Speaker 1: Would you believe? I believe that Chris has a deal
Speaker 1: with YouTube. That's unbelievable. Isn't that a free It's a video.
Speaker 8: Scifty deal with a third party who I can't mention,
Speaker 8: Oh I could GMZ, I can't remember. Oh, they're like
Speaker 8: a go between. TMZ's like, Hey, we're gonna do a
Speaker 8: thing on the fire. Let's call these people whose name
Speaker 8: Chris Fairbanks cameras?
Speaker 1: Are you becoming a nightcrawler like Jake Chillen Hall in
Speaker 1: this OSCAR nominated role.
Speaker 8: Hey, if I can't slim down like Jake, I can
Speaker 8: at least live out one of his roles.
Speaker 1: You have always said that.
Speaker 8: He looked, I mean he got. He got pretty much,
Speaker 8: uh Willem Dafos getting for that role he.
Speaker 1: Got villain on Scooby Doo the farmers dressed up in
Speaker 1: a mask. That oh, one of my many bills that
Speaker 1: like to call me at home. Damn, because that was
Speaker 1: a really funny observation. That doesn't he look in Did
Speaker 1: you see that color? No?
Speaker 8: I did not.
Speaker 1: Did you see the Scooby Doo? I think it's the
Speaker 1: it's the guy that that cause you know it's the
Speaker 1: guy with the cheap bones.
Speaker 8: Well they kind of just used the same guy.
Speaker 1: The same mask. Yeah, yeah, I guess you're right.
Speaker 8: He's always some masquerading as a janitor, that's right. Or
Speaker 8: did it have something to do with the fog around
Speaker 8: us white house?
Speaker 1: Yes? Or the fog around a swamp like.
Speaker 8: Hey, I know my Scooby Doo Like, hey, I remember
Speaker 8: that as old.
Speaker 1: Who roa.
Speaker 8: A lot of people freak look funk out when they
Speaker 8: hear my Scooby Doo and that's before they hear his
Speaker 8: nephew Scrampy. You stay away from my I'll splatchet. You know,
Speaker 8: it's funny being raised by television? Is that certain things?
Speaker 8: I can't remember what I did this morning, but I
Speaker 8: will never stop remembering how you sound like everyone involved? Yeah, yes,
Speaker 8: I want to hear fred.
Speaker 1: Oh gee, guys, Yeah, I didn't have that one.
Speaker 8: I drive the van and have a chiseled waistline.
Speaker 1: Uh, you know, the facts are there, You've got details, right,
Speaker 1: But then you're kind of talking about.
Speaker 8: I can only do the voices done by Casey.
Speaker 1: Casey well, and let me just say that I'm now
Speaker 1: criticizing you when when that Shaggy came out, I almost
Speaker 1: had a nervous breakdown. So look, credit to your talents.
Speaker 1: And I also think we remember all that shit so
Speaker 1: well because we were eight years old in a house
Speaker 1: by ourselves. So you're you're years and eyes were open
Speaker 1: for danger and maybe some kind of a stabber. And
Speaker 1: uh so you were very susceptible. You were very open
Speaker 1: to Yeah.
Speaker 8: Because I was just looking for home, looking up for
Speaker 8: home invasion, and Scooby Doo happened to be on in
Speaker 8: the background.
Speaker 1: Exactly right.
Speaker 8: I absorbed all of it.
Speaker 1: This is all absorbed, all absorbed.
Speaker 8: I was being smart. It easily could have been the
Speaker 8: footsteps of a nightstalker.
Speaker 1: Or or of the mayor that was dressed up like
Speaker 1: a scarecrow to get you out of the house so
Speaker 1: to steal your mother's jewels.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and also vaguely a real estate field.
Speaker 1: There was always some kind of very involved financial real
Speaker 1: estate time.
Speaker 8: If I could have kept you kids away from this lighthouse,
Speaker 8: I could have sold the land and read for condominiums.
Speaker 8: But I guess this storyline is boring.
Speaker 1: I need four signatures for this land grant, and I'm
Speaker 1: going to scare them out of you. Stuff like that
Speaker 1: that kids love and really hook into. I was back
Speaker 1: in the seventies where they really wrote to adult ideas,
Speaker 1: but then they would just package it for children. You
Speaker 1: didn't like it.
Speaker 8: Come on, kids, you know how you get to You
Speaker 8: have to get scared into signing a contract. You know,
Speaker 8: old man.
Speaker 1: You know when you have an old fairground and there's
Speaker 1: oil underneath it, or some lucrative maybe there's pork bellies
Speaker 1: hidden in some containers.
Speaker 8: And then oddly that ferris wheel is running when really
Speaker 8: thirty years ago, we all know it got shut down
Speaker 8: because of danger issues and zoning.
Speaker 1: You know, there's a lot of zoning law problems on
Speaker 1: Scooby Dudes and kids love storylines about zoning issues, building permits.
Speaker 1: The kids, as they used to say in the eighties,
Speaker 1: they love to get in the zone, the zoning zone.
Speaker 8: Okay, they didn't always say that.
Speaker 1: Remember, kids love it like peanut butter. Stick some zoning
Speaker 1: laws on the roof of their mouths and watch them
Speaker 1: fake talk all afternoon.
Speaker 8: That's how they got mister d to do it. Oh nuts.
Speaker 1: This is Drennan Davis's house. Wow, that we're pulling up to.
Speaker 1: Isn't that cool?
Speaker 8: He lives in a real estate office.
Speaker 1: Kind of wait.
Speaker 8: Is that with the Yeah, but anyone can walk by
Speaker 8: and peek in his windows?
Speaker 1: Well yeah, but you'd have to. I think you'd got
Speaker 1: caught peeking.
Speaker 8: Well I don't most be willing to risk it just
Speaker 8: because I could get such a good look in there.
Speaker 8: This is the Oftentimes there's a lull in conversation because
Speaker 8: we're texting. It's the texting, you know, we have to
Speaker 8: let someone know we're here to pick them up. Drennan
Speaker 8: Davis is a very talented person. I just want to
Speaker 8: talk about him before he comes in. I saw him
Speaker 8: do that bit where he's basically sifting through radio stations
Speaker 8: and doing a snippet of each channel yep. And it
Speaker 8: was one of the most amazing things I've ever seen.
Speaker 8: It was like watching Reggie Watts or something for the
Speaker 8: first time, because it's like, oh wow, I don't know
Speaker 8: how to classify this or how to compare it to anything,
Speaker 8: and whatever it is, it's really really, really good. Yeah,
Speaker 8: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I sure do. It's crazy well. And also, so I've
Speaker 1: done shows with them a lot him and Nick stargu
Speaker 1: is the other guy that is in that band Imaginary
Speaker 1: Radio with him.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But then they also have lots of guests, so they'll
Speaker 1: have like five or six other comics do bits with
Speaker 1: them on every show they do. And I've seen them.
Speaker 1: I think they have like fifty songs. It's crazy how
Speaker 1: many songs they have. They're like comedy songs and they're
Speaker 1: all hilariously funny, but they have so many because they
Speaker 1: have all those different radio stations.
Speaker 8: I'm yeah, I'm again. It was so amazed, and I
Speaker 8: got sidetracked for a minute, because right now I realized
Speaker 8: I guess I thought I was driving and had a
Speaker 8: lot of Did you notice I wasn't talking into the
Speaker 8: microphone the whole time I had it wedged in my butt?
Speaker 1: Did you really?
Speaker 9: But oh.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it just won't sound very good. But okay, so
Speaker 8: right now the podcast is going to sound a little better.
Speaker 8: But we've got to take Drennan to a show. We're
Speaker 8: on a time crunch. We can't really start over.
Speaker 1: No, let's not. So I will, but unless you know,
Speaker 1: what if we if we hear I'm calling him because
Speaker 1: he didn't answer my.
Speaker 8: Texts, I'm going to ask the wonderful Julia w Arson
Speaker 8: if she's willing to turn up the ambient mic, because
Speaker 8: that's what we'll have to do. So thank you for
Speaker 8: doing that ahead of time, providing you were able to
Speaker 8: do that. Julia.
Speaker 1: Hey, it's Karen.
Speaker 8: Hey, it's Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 1: And Chris Fairbanks. We were and we just pulled out there.
Speaker 3: I'm looking for.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, cool, cool, cool. I just want to make
Speaker 1: it didn't look like you were there.
Speaker 8: Okay, bye bye, Okay, no, no, it's important to let
Speaker 8: people know who's in charge, like right before they get
Speaker 8: in the car. Yes, this isn't some kind of pissing
Speaker 8: match where we are. You know how a cattle sometimes
Speaker 8: do that on your laundry. That's basically we're letting him
Speaker 8: know this is our podcast.
Speaker 1: You know what I just did. What I negged him
Speaker 1: by hanging up on him. He's going to be like, ooh,
Speaker 1: what's up with you know what?
Speaker 8: If he knows his business, he's gonna come out peacock and.
Speaker 1: Some steampunk.
Speaker 8: Hey guys, is that a balloon animal on your head? Oh? No,
Speaker 8: this old hat?
Speaker 1: What this whole thing? Yes, he is so, he is
Speaker 1: an amazing musician. I met him at the Bridgetown Comedy
Speaker 1: Festival two years ago. I did his show A great.
Speaker 8: Place to meet other comics, Yes, for sure.
Speaker 1: And then he moved to LA and was like, do
Speaker 1: you want to do some shows? So now we've been
Speaker 1: doing songs together a lot, which is great because I'm
Speaker 1: sick of my songs. So it's like, now.
Speaker 8: We have versions of two of us, did we n.
Speaker 1: Is that what everybody says?
Speaker 8: I don't. I want to hear more of your songs, thanks, Chris,
Speaker 8: the ones I've heard, I mean, oh, and new new
Speaker 8: ones also, if you want I want to hear the
Speaker 8: ones you did with Drennon. What I'm saying is there
Speaker 8: was no truth in the joke. I just made. Like
Speaker 8: earlier our last episode, let's flash back when I said
Speaker 8: the audience is the improv wishing they're at a better
Speaker 8: place bam, like the comedy store.
Speaker 1: And that was funny.
Speaker 8: It wasn't. It was just the framework of something funny.
Speaker 1: It was funny. Oh thanks, let's fight about it.
Speaker 8: I'm not funny. You are there, he is getting out.
Speaker 8: I have to ask about this office. Does he sleep
Speaker 8: in a dentist's chair for instance? Oh wait, oh, oh,
Speaker 8: oh wait, let.
Speaker 1: Me put the blankets down for you.
Speaker 9: Shoot.
Speaker 8: Sorry, Oh we were very That was one of the
Speaker 8: first things I'm like, is Drennan still a bedweather? She said,
Speaker 8: he doesn't want to talk about that. But now it's
Speaker 8: out in the open. Now it's out there.
Speaker 1: I wanted to do a very special hour of super
Speaker 1: personal childhood story.
Speaker 7: Yeah, what's up, let's do an hour in a five.
Speaker 8: Is the microphone? Now under that blanket, there's a handheld
Speaker 8: prices right sized, long, skinny microphone and uh put that
Speaker 8: up in the next year high eaton mug hole. Hi Drennan.
Speaker 7: Thanks for picking me up.
Speaker 8: Of course, I'm I have many questions about your residence. Yeah,
Speaker 8: one of them.
Speaker 7: Was going to be a restaurant.
Speaker 8: Is it a Thai restaurant slash dentist office.
Speaker 7: It looks like both of those things. It could be
Speaker 7: a tie dentist. I really and instead of.
Speaker 10: Uh numbing your mouth with novacane, to use chili paste.
Speaker 8: That's a great That's how they make babies cry in movies,
Speaker 8: did you yeah, I mean it's very I like that place.
Speaker 7: It is.
Speaker 9: It's got to come next time.
Speaker 8: I will, Oh, I'll come in. I'll make myself at home. Well,
Speaker 8: on the way back, I did notice there's like some
Speaker 8: slabs like on the outside, not slabs, I want to say, lattice.
Speaker 8: I don't know what to say. Oh like great, great grating.
Speaker 8: But it seems like so do people peek in on you?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 10: Well we we uh we put down these like blinds
Speaker 10: so they can't do that. But okay for a while.
Speaker 10: I mean, because it does kind of stick out like
Speaker 10: a sore thumb in our neighborhood, there would definitely people
Speaker 10: like looking in because it doesn't look like residency. It
Speaker 10: kind of just looks like some weird store or a
Speaker 10: restaurant or something. Right, it's uh, we've had like a
Speaker 10: lot of people because we didn't even have like a
Speaker 10: telephone line in there at first, like because their landlord's
Speaker 10: not very good at being a landlord yet. Well, here's
Speaker 10: the thing. He's only owned clubs up until this point,
Speaker 10: and so he's uh he he kind of designed it
Speaker 10: that way, so it sort of looks like a club
Speaker 10: slash business in case.
Speaker 1: In case having a residence doesn't work out and you
Speaker 1: can just switch it right over.
Speaker 8: Was it ever a club slash business before you moved in?
Speaker 9: I think it was offices.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, but they kind of totally gutted it out.
Speaker 10: Like I guess at one point a car ran into
Speaker 10: that building, which.
Speaker 7: Makes me feel super safe because it's.
Speaker 9: The room that I sleep in.
Speaker 8: You know what, Lightning never strikes twice, don't they say that?
Speaker 9: Yeah? Yeah, but we're talking about cars.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Well, I just mean, if someone's driving lightning fast,
Speaker 8: what are the chances that they do it twice?
Speaker 9: Oh you mean, like, okay, that's true, but.
Speaker 8: There is a chance that it's sacking driver might also
Speaker 8: run into your building.
Speaker 7: Totally because of it's just dream about that.
Speaker 1: Toime, I think I would be more scared of a
Speaker 1: foodie peeking through the blinds at me.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be like that looks like a restaurant
Speaker 1: that you need a special invitation to get into.
Speaker 9: Totally.
Speaker 10: Oh, and that was where I was going with that
Speaker 10: would get the phone guys come out, and like it
Speaker 10: took him like a while to like work on it,
Speaker 10: and like the fire department had to come by at
Speaker 10: one point and they all like were like, hey.
Speaker 9: We're really hungry right now, can we go in? And
Speaker 9: we're like, we can give you some coffee.
Speaker 8: Oh that's funny. Yeah, they just assumed you were a
Speaker 8: restaurant tour.
Speaker 9: So this is what I want to do, Chris.
Speaker 10: I really want to just get like a big sign,
Speaker 10: like a lit up sign that just has a picture
Speaker 10: of a house on it.
Speaker 7: Oh that's perfect, Yeah, just so people.
Speaker 1: Know and people will be like, can you get into
Speaker 1: that restaurant house? I can't.
Speaker 8: It will it'll backfire, It'll cause even more buzz. They
Speaker 8: really really really try to make it not look like
Speaker 8: a restaurant. That's how good the food is.
Speaker 1: Oh, if this is a podcasting convention that's walking by
Speaker 1: in front of us.
Speaker 8: Pod Coon.
Speaker 1: Could it be?
Speaker 8: Is it time for Podcon?
Speaker 1: No, it's Christ's.
Speaker 11: Yeah, they got a lot of books in their hands,
Speaker 11: but it's like more than one book, So it's like
Speaker 11: maybe Christ's study group.
Speaker 1: Christ Study. But that guy's got a Louis Vuitton scarf
Speaker 1: sticking out of his back pocket.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well that's he's got style for Jesus, for Miles.
Speaker 1: Oh, I see, yeah, that's what they are.
Speaker 8: No, they do seem religious. There's enough tucked in shirts
Speaker 8: that I figure, yeah, it has to be for God.
Speaker 7: Well, this is kind of like a weird center right here.
Speaker 7: I don't know exactly what it is. I've always kind
Speaker 7: of wondered that.
Speaker 8: Look at that forty days of prayer and fasting. Those
Speaker 8: guys are going anywhere but somewhere to eat.
Speaker 9: Oh wait, is it lent?
Speaker 7: It's not lent?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I don't know. It's not.
Speaker 8: I don't have any knowledge of any religion.
Speaker 1: It's epiphany right now. Actually it might still be epiphany
Speaker 1: the days after Christmas.
Speaker 8: Oh okay, I thought that was when you had an
Speaker 8: apparition or a premonition or of those realization.
Speaker 1: It's that I think they get. That's where they get
Speaker 1: the work.
Speaker 8: We are going to do a show at Little Joy,
Speaker 8: all three of us.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's an.
Speaker 8: Exciting special podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's never happened before.
Speaker 7: Semi happy about it, get it, because.
Speaker 1: First I thought you might that you didn't want me
Speaker 1: to perform with you anymore.
Speaker 7: Oh no, I'm ecstatic that you're performing.
Speaker 8: I am too, and I hope you guys don't mind
Speaker 8: that I also will be performing with you.
Speaker 9: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: I look forward. This a super aggressive move.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, that guy. Wow, you're the worst. I mean,
Speaker 8: it's bad enough to do a you turn in an intersection,
Speaker 8: but to kiss another Nissan Versa with your bummer.
Speaker 1: What did you do today? Johnnan?
Speaker 9: Let's see what did I do today?
Speaker 11: I went to a cafe and did some writing, and
Speaker 11: then I I finished recording a song with Kyle Kanane.
Speaker 11: We were doing a punk rock version of a Katy
Speaker 11: Perry song Firework.
Speaker 9: Uh no, it was hot and cold.
Speaker 1: Yes it was.
Speaker 9: For this podcast.
Speaker 11: I'm just starting where like I just get comics on,
Speaker 11: we nerd out on music and we kind of talk
Speaker 11: about like it's called tell me if you guys think
Speaker 11: about this, it's called Shit's my jam, So it could
Speaker 11: be like it's my jam or shit's my jam. And
Speaker 11: it's like we just talk about like what we like
Speaker 11: in music, but like kind of get down to like
Speaker 11: what we get teased about liking.
Speaker 9: You know, kind of like the guilty Pleasures.
Speaker 1: So Kyle Kanane likes Katy Perry.
Speaker 7: He likes Katy Perry, but of course really likes punk rock.
Speaker 8: So he just wants to see her boobs.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you never know. I mean, I don't know a
Speaker 7: bram with Katy Perry. I think she's got some.
Speaker 1: Those songs are like it's like they were chemically engineered
Speaker 1: to be good.
Speaker 8: There are also non lyric quotes that she's said in
Speaker 8: conversation that I appreciate, and I can't think of any
Speaker 8: of them right now. Okay, so with your podcast name,
Speaker 8: would it be lowercase sh h and then uppercase it
Speaker 8: and then it's all uppercase Okay, So it's my jam.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so like you're screaming a little.
Speaker 10: Bit, Yeah yeah, yeah, so far it's going on.
Speaker 11: I'd love to get you guys on actually, because I'm
Speaker 11: sure you guys are what Karen, I know you're a
Speaker 11: big music nerd.
Speaker 1: I mean, how many of you done?
Speaker 8: I don't care for music or dancing myself. I come
Speaker 8: from a town where that was a distraction and got
Speaker 8: your boner.
Speaker 9: We're bringing it back around.
Speaker 1: Of a diay thing we were talking about earlier.
Speaker 8: Oh dians.
Speaker 1: Like, how many have you done?
Speaker 7: Sorry, I've done like a handful of them. I did.
Speaker 9: Well.
Speaker 10: I'm doing bands too, so it's like either have a
Speaker 10: band on or a comic. So I've done two comics
Speaker 10: and two bands, so I've done four.
Speaker 8: I guess that's a good solid start.
Speaker 10: Brands I did to the guys from okay Go part
Speaker 10: of them, and then this band that you used to
Speaker 10: be from San Francisco.
Speaker 7: They live here now and they're called the Terry Malts.
Speaker 8: That sounds great. That guy from okay Go was on
Speaker 8: a storytelling show I did with Joe sib and he
Speaker 8: seemed like a terrific person. I should know which name
Speaker 8: he had, which name that it's his?
Speaker 9: What did he look like a guy with glasses?
Speaker 8: He looked like Moby with hair, oh and glasses.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the one that was on totally okay.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I really their music videos, they're like filmmakers. That's how
Speaker 8: I kind of learned about their music. It's because their
Speaker 8: their videos went so viral. Have you seen them care
Speaker 8: where they're.
Speaker 1: I've seen the one with the running machines.
Speaker 8: Yeah, choreograph running machines. Some call them treadmills. If they
Speaker 8: haven't experience head wound, experienced a head wound. I tried
Speaker 8: to make fun of you and I couldn't anything. Oh
Speaker 8: my god, I hit my head while I was making
Speaker 8: fun of you for hitting your head.
Speaker 1: See, I'm sorry. But there's a ship ton of people
Speaker 1: everywhere tonight and going on.
Speaker 8: What is happening? Traffic was ridiculous, is insane? Right now?
Speaker 8: Is Brad Pitt running through traffic with his children?
Speaker 1: Do these people have the beginnings of a rage disease
Speaker 1: where they're going to jump on this car?
Speaker 10: It just seem like they're standing out in the corners
Speaker 10: and none of them are like really talking to each other.
Speaker 8: Yeah, no one's making eye contact.
Speaker 1: Here's what it is. They're all waiting for the bus
Speaker 1: because the bus is late because the traffic is so bad.
Speaker 1: I put it all together, I.
Speaker 8: Really did, I really that is what's happening. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 8: so why the traffic. We have to assume that there's
Speaker 8: something in our blood.
Speaker 7: There's definitely some kind of Latino holiday going on.
Speaker 8: I'm guessing maybe that's why there was all those dead
Speaker 8: birds outside my apartment. That's what it was.
Speaker 1: It's a it's Morte Dale, who's got the word bird in.
Speaker 7: Spanish del toro.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's a bowl. Oh I just invented a winged bowl,
Speaker 8: do you guys? I think it would be really cool
Speaker 8: if uh and we won't rip you off, Brandon, because
Speaker 8: that's the mother I want to have. Okay, go on
Speaker 8: our podcast.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah, they're really cool, like and you're right, they're more
Speaker 10: like visual artists.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 8: That Rube goldbird thing where they had the this thing
Speaker 8: hits that thing makes the chicken squat so cool, pokes
Speaker 8: the toast and the toast hits the balloon.
Speaker 1: That's harm Oh.
Speaker 8: I am thinking of that Peewee's breakfast all for a
Speaker 8: glass of orange juice. Come on, you're not that smart.
Speaker 8: That's why I got caught in that theater. You guys.
Speaker 8: I just mean what I was driving at is if
Speaker 8: we don't have to do it today. But I would
Speaker 8: be neat if you guys made music in the car,
Speaker 8: but I don't. I'm not someone that would be like like.
Speaker 9: That video series the Black Cap something to see that.
Speaker 8: No it would be like nothing. It would be like
Speaker 8: our original thing.
Speaker 9: Okay, it would.
Speaker 1: Be like nothing ever before.
Speaker 8: But I I don't know if you guys being musicians,
Speaker 8: if you if the anxiety washes over you when someone
Speaker 8: tells you to sing or do anything on the spot,
Speaker 8: like it does me.
Speaker 7: I think I've gotten past it a little bit. Okay,
Speaker 7: it depends like.
Speaker 1: Hold, but there's Harry Kirshna's now, Oh this is legit,
Speaker 1: like this is like a seventies disaster movie.
Speaker 8: Yeah, of everything, Oh my god, all the lights just
Speaker 8: went out. And that skyscraper, Oh, some of them are
Speaker 8: coming back off. They are in. It is spelling something out.
Speaker 8: Oh it just says iHeart New York. Few Wait, I know,
Speaker 8: but here in Angeles it doesn't make sense. So it
Speaker 8: is zombies.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I interrupted you for that.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry I interrupted you who already interrupted him. So
Speaker 8: I'm sorry for interrupting helping her interrupt you, Drendon.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry that I have to keep listening.
Speaker 8: Did you what what was your idea again?
Speaker 7: What what idea? We're talking about?
Speaker 9: The music?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that's a
Speaker 7: great idea. Let's do it.
Speaker 8: Okay, Well, whenever you guys want to get started.
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, so I'll lay down a beat.
Speaker 9: Here we go, already, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Everybody's waiting for the boss.
Speaker 12: Everybody's waiting for the bus. Everybody's everybody's waiting for the boss.
Speaker 12: Everybody's waiting for the buss. That's right, waiting for the bus.
Speaker 12: Do you want to do some kind of lyrical breakdown
Speaker 12: the end of the world. Everybody's waiting for the bus
Speaker 12: could be the end of the world.
Speaker 1: Should we discuss everybody's waiting for the bus.
Speaker 12: Everybody's waiting for the bus on the street, what's going on?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 8: I didn't understand that I was part of the this
Speaker 8: is It doesn't have to rhyme, it doesn't have to
Speaker 8: have a point. But I just want to let you know.
Speaker 8: I didn't know that i'd be called out for this
Speaker 8: part of it. I just wanted to hear you guys
Speaker 8: do it. And then I thought, well, I enjoyed that
Speaker 8: as a spectator, not so much as being part of it.
Speaker 8: That's right, Okay, I was. I already had my job
Speaker 8: to be on the ones and twos and and I
Speaker 8: was not. I actually can ry I was see, that's
Speaker 8: what I'm talking about. My back is now sweating because
Speaker 8: it's your turn, Cress, and all of a sudden, I'm
Speaker 8: taking an algebra test.
Speaker 7: You did great? I did that was really good.
Speaker 8: I'm thinking about editing out my part.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: That was I like the idea of talk wrapping like
Speaker 1: a nervous white person as a great cake. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: not trying to pretend to be cool.
Speaker 8: Something about a long.
Speaker 1: Coat Hannah jacket so.
Speaker 8: Irritated mentioning nouns. I wrote this in a mad lip
Speaker 8: book pencil toaster oven child eraser ball me that I
Speaker 8: walked through shoes. Okay. I also you know what that
Speaker 8: dried up up? We just oh, okay, that was amazing,
Speaker 8: you guys, Yeah that was fun. It sounded really good.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm concerned. I really am worried about what's going on.
Speaker 1: What is going on?
Speaker 8: Ye they're one percent is there's people all over the sidewalks.
Speaker 8: And I jokingly said earlier when I stuck on the
Speaker 8: freeway that I want answers, even if it's bodies in
Speaker 8: the road, because at least then I'll be someone will
Speaker 8: have explained to me why traffic was so backed up.
Speaker 8: I don't want people to die. It was a joke,
Speaker 8: I guess, And but traffic was so bad, and then
Speaker 8: it was really bad for you.
Speaker 1: It was equally bad for me on a whole different
Speaker 1: part of town.
Speaker 8: And then we're on this whole different part of town
Speaker 8: than each of us are, and now everyone's on foot.
Speaker 1: And then but then that gave birth to one of
Speaker 1: the most beautiful songs of twenty fifteen.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'd say, which was I still enjoyed in spite
Speaker 8: of the fact that, in addition to all these people
Speaker 8: groups are walking around with Bibles. That adds to everything
Speaker 8: being scary.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 11: And I've actually never seen Harry Christmas here until today. Yeah,
Speaker 11: they never come out anything.
Speaker 8: They have not been in Los Angeles since the Airplane
Speaker 8: movie set.
Speaker 9: That's exactly what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: What if they're making a sequel and everyone's just dressed
Speaker 1: for the part. I'm going to be the Harry Krishna.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be the guy that's either super Christian
Speaker 1: or has Bible sized books.
Speaker 7: It's like, it's like religious Halloween.
Speaker 8: I love religious Halloween.
Speaker 1: Religious Halloween be amazing.
Speaker 8: How do we get that off the ground.
Speaker 1: I just want to be from Heaven's Gate and we're
Speaker 1: all black.
Speaker 8: I guess the people that don't dress up and re
Speaker 8: rebuke Halloween are religious. Halloween Solovares. Yeah, if you ignore it,
Speaker 8: you're pretty religious, because you're like, I will not, I
Speaker 8: will not give credit to Satan. Doesn't the Halloween have
Speaker 8: something to do with the devil?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yes, it's his birthday?
Speaker 8: I love.
Speaker 1: And what's your favorite Halloween costume that you've ever worn?
Speaker 1: And then Chris, you can go after that?
Speaker 8: I will. I have an answer already.
Speaker 9: Okay, I don't know if I do. You guys go first.
Speaker 1: Christ can go first, will be like me waiting tables, sir,
Speaker 1: I'll take your order while he continues to yes, I'll.
Speaker 8: Have your fake legs coming out of my waist where
Speaker 8: my real legs have white leotard or dye on them.
Speaker 8: If Diane West gets involved, and I am a walking toilet,
Speaker 8: so it appears that he and my torso with these
Speaker 8: fake naked legs with pants around the ankles, are sitting
Speaker 8: on a toilet that I created, I made out of
Speaker 8: I made it out of chicken wire. So as I
Speaker 8: walked around, there's chicken wire kind of cutting into me,
Speaker 8: and there was so it's like a bloody toilet that
Speaker 8: I'm sitting on, but my legs. I really time with
Speaker 8: these legs. Oh sorry, oh oh oh, oh sorry. That's
Speaker 8: how I always respond when Karen pretends to stop short
Speaker 8: and puts her hands right on my pecks.
Speaker 1: I had to get a quick feel mid story because
Speaker 1: the toilet idea was so hot.
Speaker 8: I totally understand. Anyway, people look at it and they're like,
Speaker 8: oh my god, that looks like you're sitting on a toilet.
Speaker 1: They must have gone crazy.
Speaker 8: They it's an optical illusion. That's my favorite type of
Speaker 8: costume is optical illusion ones. I've also done one where
Speaker 8: I'm on the shoulders of a little old lady. I
Speaker 8: even went to the extent of shaving my legs.
Speaker 7: Sound great.
Speaker 8: So it was an old lady that shaved.
Speaker 1: Her legs, and so you had fake legs and she
Speaker 1: had your real legs.
Speaker 8: Yes, but my fake legs look like my real legs
Speaker 8: because my legs and my body, all the entirety of
Speaker 8: my legs are her body. And then I just made
Speaker 8: little arms holding on to my fake legs, so it
Speaker 8: looks but the fact that she's also an old lady,
Speaker 8: it's like, hey, that's mean, why would you get on
Speaker 8: an old lady shoulders? So there's just a lot of layers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Terror and then Joy I'm pretty great.
Speaker 8: So let me take your ordering pad and Karen, what
Speaker 8: can I bring you? I did it wrong? What would
Speaker 8: you like?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 8: Never mind? What's your favorite costume?
Speaker 1: Wait? Do you have yours?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I think, I think, I think I liked I
Speaker 10: did like Britney Spears one one year, but like the
Speaker 10: Catholic schoolgirl one.
Speaker 7: Yes, I don't know.
Speaker 10: Like the think about Halloween for me is I just
Speaker 10: like dressing up one it's not Halloween more.
Speaker 7: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 8: I'd like that with most things where it's like if
Speaker 8: everyone else is doing it, it's not as fun.
Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, I mean I enjoy watching people walk around
Speaker 10: in costumes, but yeah, it's more fun like to fuck
Speaker 10: with people when it's just a regular day.
Speaker 8: Right, I agree. I agree.
Speaker 7: For a while, I look a lot like Jesus and.
Speaker 8: Oh you had like a beard and long hair, and yeah, it's.
Speaker 9: Had long hair.
Speaker 11: And then somebody told me that I would look just
Speaker 11: like Jesus if I grew a beard, so I did,
Speaker 11: and I went to like the opening of the Passion
Speaker 11: of the Christ.
Speaker 8: That's terrific.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that was fun.
Speaker 8: Did someone put you up to that? And also did
Speaker 8: you videotape it?
Speaker 9: I did videotape.
Speaker 8: See, I always want to do stuff like that, and
Speaker 8: then I'm like, well, I don't have a camera, and
Speaker 8: why do it just for the sake of enjoying life?
Speaker 9: Right right? Yeah? Yeah, it was fun.
Speaker 7: I definitely got There was some people who were not
Speaker 7: happy with me.
Speaker 10: Oh, but I mean they would always be like, uh,
Speaker 10: you know, they'd be like, so you think this is
Speaker 10: funny what you're doing.
Speaker 9: I think this is funny. I'd be like, yes, I don't.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah I do, and they're like, so you think
Speaker 10: it's funny, And I would just basically I would just
Speaker 10: kind of like say that I'm not Jesus.
Speaker 9: Oh you thought I was.
Speaker 7: No, No, I'm just a I'm a simple shepherd.
Speaker 8: And then there's okay, oh you just say you're someone
Speaker 8: else in the Nativity. Yeah, I'm the guy that makes horseshoes.
Speaker 8: Can I watch that? Do you have that on your YouTube?
Speaker 7: Do you?
Speaker 9: Yeah? I have some of the Jesus stuff up there.
Speaker 10: I was doing it like when I was in college,
Speaker 10: and I have some of the like I made this
Speaker 10: like Silent Jesus film. It was just Jesus getting chased
Speaker 10: by a giant cross the city. It was very Monty Python,
Speaker 10: or like Betty Hillish.
Speaker 8: What is your YouTube page? I want to go there?
Speaker 9: Oh? Is it just my name?
Speaker 8: Drennan Davis Okay, slash YouTube dot org. Yes, YouTube dot com,
Speaker 8: slash Drendon Davis. We all know how it was ed you.
Speaker 9: What about you, Karen? What was your favorite?
Speaker 1: I guess most of the other ones. From when I
Speaker 1: was fifteen until very recently, I was always incredibly drunk,
Speaker 1: so I guess I would say, here's the costume of
Speaker 1: the girl that's passed out under the kitchen table.
Speaker 8: You would dress up as Jeff Richards's SNL character, drunk girl.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 8: Sometimes the reference is too obscure.
Speaker 1: I can't. Yes, and you. But this last Halloween, I
Speaker 1: went as the Bowler nurse because they sell scrubs at CBS.
Speaker 1: And here this is the funniest part. I went to
Speaker 1: my friend Matt McCarthy's Halloween party and on the invitation
Speaker 1: it said costume required. And I know he's like, he's
Speaker 1: totally that type of guy. So I was like, Okay, well,
Speaker 1: since it's required, all of my friends will be wearing costumes, right,
Speaker 1: so I'll do it too. I went to CVS to
Speaker 1: figure out what I was going to do at the
Speaker 1: last minute, and they sold scrubs there, and I wear
Speaker 1: cloths all the time, so I was like, here we go.
Speaker 1: I'm the a bowler nurse. I took a little time
Speaker 1: to make my ID sure, like you know, made it
Speaker 1: look like I was from that hospital in Houston or
Speaker 1: wherever it was. And then when I showed up, all
Speaker 1: my friends who were there were not wearing costic because
Speaker 1: they don't clearly they don't abide by the wall. They
Speaker 1: don't give a shit what Matt says to them. They're
Speaker 1: just going to show up for a party.
Speaker 8: My favorite part of the all the news with the
Speaker 8: A bullet was the actual Ebolo's like headshot that they
Speaker 8: always use, that segmented two headed worm that's like one
Speaker 8: picture of the strain and it was just like a
Speaker 8: wormy segmented thing with like a pretzel at the end.
Speaker 1: Gross.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it was the only one. It is gross to
Speaker 8: think of it crawling around in your blood.
Speaker 1: But then, what was your favorite part of the Ebola scare.
Speaker 1: Oh that was your least favorite part.
Speaker 8: I guess me. Not that I'm smarter than everyone, but
Speaker 8: I knew that it was just, you know, kind of
Speaker 8: like this the interview scam. It was just to sell
Speaker 8: more tickets with Frontier Airlines. I said, oh, it's been
Speaker 8: on one of our planes. Oh, eighteen dollars tickets. That's
Speaker 8: all we came away with that fake a Bolla scare
Speaker 8: is some free or some cheap airline tickets.
Speaker 1: But the guys in the viral department at the Frontier
Speaker 1: are rolling in it.
Speaker 9: Man, that's great work.
Speaker 8: It really does make me mad though, when things like
Speaker 8: there's all this news just as that with isis and
Speaker 8: granted something did just happen, you know, terror wise, but uh,
Speaker 8: things like that being talked about or you're ebola and
Speaker 8: in fact, uh, you know, global warming and things that
Speaker 8: people are just tired of talking about. They aren't trending.
Speaker 8: They're actually a real problem that's happening all day. There's
Speaker 8: many real and maybe if global warming isn't the best example,
Speaker 8: but it is. To me. It bothers me most days.
Speaker 8: Maybe below is a temporary thing and people just quit
Speaker 8: talking about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a fun new fear, but then the
Speaker 1: underlying fear of how we're shutting down the entire education
Speaker 1: system for children in this country. Right, you can't access
Speaker 1: that anymore. It's too horrifying.
Speaker 8: Better example, yes, right, it's just not as fun as
Speaker 8: the funny.
Speaker 9: Fun.
Speaker 1: It's like you go to a like a a haunted
Speaker 1: house in Halloween, and you're not just going to keep
Speaker 1: going through the same house that's not scary, or you
Speaker 1: need to go to the one where they grab your
Speaker 1: legs and stuff.
Speaker 9: To keep paying more money for it. Everyone.
Speaker 8: So he's waiting for the new reason for old people
Speaker 8: to buy can goods and duct tape. Yeah, because out
Speaker 8: of fear.
Speaker 1: There's that bus.
Speaker 8: There's that damn bus again. Oh what do you know?
Speaker 8: The bus is empty, empty because no one is getting
Speaker 8: on it.
Speaker 1: Does that disprove my theory is something else happened that
Speaker 1: all those people were waiting for the bus that were
Speaker 1: just standing there like zombies. But they were probably zombies.
Speaker 8: They're probably zombie, That's what I'm saying. Like they don't
Speaker 8: let zombies on the bus, so clearly those people had
Speaker 8: the bite. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 10: The idea of like a bus driver like still having
Speaker 10: to do his job, but all of the people left
Speaker 10: are just zombies.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so around.
Speaker 8: My favorite movie. Speaking of bloody nurses, well there's a
Speaker 8: nurse anyway. Dead Alive is a horror movie made by
Speaker 8: Peter Jackson. It's so great and it starts out not
Speaker 8: as a horror movie. Is just some bumbling Hugh Grant
Speaker 8: type guy that lives with his mother who's overbearing, and
Speaker 8: once she becomes a zombie, and once the nurse that
Speaker 8: was taking care of her becomes a zombie, and once
Speaker 8: the preacher who does kung fu to fight, that's the
Speaker 8: best thing ever. He's a zombie. He locks them in
Speaker 8: the basement and he's feeding them and taking care of
Speaker 8: them because to him it's still his mother. And their
Speaker 8: heads are flipped open like pez dispensers, and it's disgusting,
Speaker 8: but it was the best thing ever because he honestly
Speaker 8: wanted to feed his mom, who was a zombie. I
Speaker 8: would like to take the bat last three minutes back.
Speaker 1: I think you should just tell the whole movie.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 1: The problem is is I'm trying to park and so
Speaker 1: I'm all distracted.
Speaker 8: Now that's right, there isn't and.
Speaker 7: I can.
Speaker 8: Well, I don't know what the answer is. Let's just
Speaker 8: get a hot dog from that hot dog vender, that's
Speaker 8: the answer. Whatever. I can have fine parking. I just
Speaker 8: I do do this a lot. Tell me if you
Speaker 8: guys do it where when traffic or something in a
Speaker 8: car is just too overwhelming, I just pull over and
Speaker 8: eat or maybe sometimes go to a bar and drink.
Speaker 7: Sure, I haven't done that, but that's a that's a
Speaker 7: good way of dealing with.
Speaker 8: I just I don't know if it is, but I
Speaker 8: do do it. If there's a spot you can sneak.
Speaker 1: In there, there we go, There we go.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: My dad used to do that when he worked in
Speaker 1: the city with my uncle and there was really bad
Speaker 1: traffic back up to Petloma where he grew up. They
Speaker 1: would pull over and drink in Nevado basically halfway home. Wow,
Speaker 1: and like quote unquote wait out the traffic and my
Speaker 1: mom put a real quick stop to that. Yeah, they'll
Speaker 1: just come home ship.
Speaker 8: Oh that's funny.
Speaker 9: It's funny.
Speaker 10: I talked to a Nevado police officer. All of their
Speaker 10: money is made through drunk driving.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet. Oh wow, because it's like a bedroom community.
Speaker 11: Totally, totally What's funny is I was talking to a
Speaker 11: police officer from Nevado at a wedding.
Speaker 9: He got classed and then drove.
Speaker 8: Oh wow, that isn't that. I bet that happens a
Speaker 8: lot with the cops.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, because they're not going to get in trouble.
Speaker 8: My brother in laws of fireman and he talks about
Speaker 8: what was it? It's just you hitting a tree with
Speaker 8: your car. But he does talk about I guess I'll
Speaker 8: that's just saying you're close enough to the curb. All
Speaker 8: that seems. I wasn't, but you are. That's all. I'm
Speaker 8: worried that I'm too far.
Speaker 1: We're from in your parking spot.
Speaker 9: We should just get out.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well that would if we do get out. That's
Speaker 8: the end of this portion of the podcast. But I
Speaker 8: do I think that we should have some live comedy
Speaker 8: from all of us at the end of this Absolutely.
Speaker 8: Can I record you guys doing your song and then
Speaker 8: we will have it as a featured high point of
Speaker 8: this episode.
Speaker 9: Yeah, we can do that. What do you think?
Speaker 7: What do you think?
Speaker 1: Oh you permission?
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, I'm going to scare you like a Scooby
Speaker 8: Doo kid in designing this contract.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that sounds cool, okay, terrific.
Speaker 8: Well that that concludes this person in the vehicle of
Speaker 8: do you need a ride?
Speaker 5: All this hullabulu is going to be put to good use.
Speaker 6: He's hilarious and you're in for a real special treat
Speaker 6: in the middle of this fantastic program that you chose
Speaker 6: to attend tonight. Put your hands together for Dreadan Davis. Everybody, Hi,
Speaker 6: how many people know what a mashup is? Do we
Speaker 6: all know what mashups are?
Speaker 4: Okay? Cool?
Speaker 10: I've been working on some mashups, so I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 10: gonna try a few. Uh. This one is the Doors
Speaker 10: and the Smiths. Uh so, Jim Morrissey, here we go.
Speaker 5: Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.
Speaker 10: You know the data straws the night. I'm then divides
Speaker 10: the day. Try to run, try to hide breckon through
Speaker 10: to the other sah.
Speaker 4: Hide, okay, thanks, thanks, thanks. Uh.
Speaker 10: This is bell Biv devot in in Devo Bell Biv
Speaker 10: devot Here we go.
Speaker 5: Girl, I must warn you.
Speaker 4: Girl is bies and girl is biesn.
Speaker 13: Okay, Uh, thanks guys, genuine and Jerry Seinfeld genuine felt.
Speaker 4: Sorry advanced for this one.
Speaker 5: By lots of dollars.
Speaker 10: Thanks, all right, I'll stop doing these, I'll do one more.
Speaker 4: This is uh uh.
Speaker 10: Cypress hill and a.
Speaker 7: Duck and a rooster.
Speaker 5: Here we go.
Speaker 4: That's just what they sound like to me.
Speaker 10: Okay, I'm gonna do some new songs, but I brought
Speaker 10: a friend of mine to play them with me.
Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen. Karen Kilgarriff, Oh thank you.
Speaker 10: Uh yeah, we got some new songs that we've been
Speaker 10: working on, right, Karen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, Jennan.
Speaker 10: This first one's gonna be like a dream pop type song.
Speaker 10: I'll set it up.
Speaker 1: Oh. Our dream pop band is called the NaSTA.
Speaker 14: That's what plan wards.
Speaker 7: More dreaming.
Speaker 3: Last not astrageous.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Was flying up the clouds. I was flying like lever,
Speaker 1: stop stopping.
Speaker 15: Nobody cares about your dreams.
Speaker 5: Nobody cares.
Speaker 15: Nobody cares real or interesting, and they never really papp Okay.
Speaker 12: I also have stree.
Speaker 2: One time I was back in hospital, didn't have my
Speaker 2: pants on. I was like, oh my god, to take
Speaker 2: it start.
Speaker 14: Oh my god, stop to stop.
Speaker 15: Nobody cares about gaw dreams. Nobody cares nobody cares. You're
Speaker 15: the only one man who finds an interesting.
Speaker 10: They say your life is really for I disagree.
Speaker 1: I think you're doing life this.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, why you're in it?
Speaker 7: Oh really?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm listening.
Speaker 1: Okay, well listen you and me. I'm making a care.
Speaker 5: It's music in the show. O, No, you tricked me.
Speaker 16: Nobody cares about jaw dreams.
Speaker 15: Nobody cares. Nobody cares they are real or at all interesting.
Speaker 10: You're life reilly fucking pulling.
Speaker 16: Anyway, I got to get back to my job now
Speaker 16: because I've got a big gig coming up to speaking
Speaker 16: and I can't miss any work because if I'm missing
Speaker 16: any work, I can't do the gig.
Speaker 4: And it's really important.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody cares about.
Speaker 1: Your what Nobody cares.
Speaker 10: It's like a different kind of dream.
Speaker 17: It's not real and it's interesting.
Speaker 7: You're in them.
Speaker 4: Ses Okay, and I.
Speaker 5: Get it caring, I get it. Okay, I get it, Karen.
Speaker 10: Thanks guys, Yay, it works.
Speaker 4: Thanks guys. You want to do some GPS stuff?
Speaker 10: Yeah, we've been we uh you know, as comedians, we
Speaker 10: have to do a lot of different weird jobs around town.
Speaker 10: And we're working on voices, uh, for the new like
Speaker 10: the new GPS stuff for ways and Google maps. But
Speaker 10: we don't want to do just regular like you know,
Speaker 10: the British voice that.
Speaker 7: You hear or whatever.
Speaker 9: Other ones.
Speaker 10: There's an Australian one as Yeah, there's an Australian one.
Speaker 4: It's unpleasant. Yeah right, it's.
Speaker 1: Really grating and really sexist in your ear.
Speaker 4: Just calls you a fag the whole time. That's not
Speaker 4: a bill or whatever.
Speaker 1: Everything's comparing shit all the time.
Speaker 10: So we're working on some some singer voices, better ones.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what are one? Which one are we going to
Speaker 4: do first?
Speaker 1: What do you want?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 4: Do you want to do which one?
Speaker 5: Sure?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll do Morrissey shirt.
Speaker 10: Okay, cool, take pipe your destination into.
Speaker 8: The bar.
Speaker 10: Where you're going you're going down to hall. Okay, take
Speaker 10: a left and a don't run over any animals because
Speaker 10: our friends and they need to be loved just like
Speaker 10: everybody else does. All the kiddies and puppies and monkeys.
Speaker 10: The monkey man, all the monkey man swinging from the bars.
Speaker 4: I'm a monkey man.
Speaker 5: I'll call you Nigel.
Speaker 17: Okay, you're here, bye, Okay, let's do one for you.
Speaker 4: This we're gonna do York.
Speaker 18: Yeah, so you lost or what's happening? Because I can
Speaker 18: help you. You put your address in or you put
Speaker 18: the final destination and I could help you probably had
Speaker 18: they gave me some maps in here. I have a
Speaker 18: couple of answers for you. I will help you if
Speaker 18: you need me too, but I don't want to pry
Speaker 18: into a business. If you're If you don't need me,
Speaker 18: well here's what I will say. I recommend you take
Speaker 18: a bicycle.
Speaker 1: As or GPS.
Speaker 18: I think you should get out of the car and
Speaker 18: you should get on a bicycle, and you should ride
Speaker 18: to the mountain and you should look for a bear.
Speaker 18: There'll be a large bear there. Get off the bicycle
Speaker 18: and get onto the bear.
Speaker 4: Or wherever you want to know.
Speaker 1: Either way is mine. Oh and this is this last
Speaker 1: one is the least helpful GPS rock starts Tom York
Speaker 1: from Radio Ahead.
Speaker 7: Yep, that's about it.
Speaker 10: Not helpful at all, not helpful, will help you, just
Speaker 10: just kind of difficult. Okay, we're gonna do one more.
Speaker 10: This is a new song, and I hope you guys
Speaker 10: like it.
Speaker 7: Hm.
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Speaker 7: And yea.
Speaker 8: A devil.
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Speaker 10: boss because zoms crust and he's got the backwards based folk.
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Speaker 2: Opposites you like that guy from momento.
Speaker 12: Who needs to be reminded of basic.
Speaker 10: Emotion, got barbed wire wrapped around your pology. If barbed
Speaker 10: wire wrapped around you, bob wire wrapped around your head,
Speaker 10: it's like your body PARTI in a concentration of care.
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Speaker 10: And these are just a few.
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Speaker 12: Or your baby just open the bark of the cup.
Speaker 1: Your baby smelled?
Speaker 10: And what's up with the spot with on your show?
Speaker 10: Are you trying to say you have washed it in
Speaker 10: a while or shower haunted.
Speaker 5: Haunted show?
Speaker 12: I'm scared me too, of your.
Speaker 10: Dumb taube is.
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Speaker 10: James Pick, bu Mustache, Bull Bay.
Speaker 14: Rip, Rainbow bet Jesus Fish, Jimmy.
Speaker 10: Andrews, Bartost Dragons, Red Hot Chili peppers, ass drags.
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Speaker 8: These are just a few.
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Speaker 4: Thanks guys, Thanks guys.
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Speaker 1: I think, I honestly think my alternator is dying.
Speaker 7: I leave in on.
Speaker 1: You wanna way back home? Either way we want to be.
Speaker 2: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim, and give
Speaker 2: us time and a turmanol and gay a. We want
Speaker 2: to send you off inside. We wanna welcome you back home.
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared her?
Speaker 3: Was it fine.
Speaker 18: Now?
Speaker 1: Porn?
Speaker 8: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do your need ride to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you mean.
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