1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,320 Speaker 1: Lights, camera action. 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:07,800 Speaker 2: It's our number three, hour three of the Ben Mathers Show, 3 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:10,440 Speaker 2: and it's a bit of a horror story, if you will. 4 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:15,040 Speaker 2: Paul Skeen's making his season debut in the first game 5 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:18,599 Speaker 2: for the Pirates and it was not good. Does Paul 6 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:22,480 Speaker 2: Skeins get a mulligan? A Malard mulligan because of the 7 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:27,520 Speaker 2: pirates atrocious defense by O'Neil Cruz in the outfield. Also, 8 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:31,319 Speaker 2: what should manager Craig Council be concerned about with the 9 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:34,520 Speaker 2: Cubs and they didn't look very good getting blown out 10 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:37,800 Speaker 2: by the Nationals on opening Day? And how did Alex 11 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:42,440 Speaker 2: Bregman and his maiden voyage with the Cubs, how did 12 00:00:42,479 --> 00:00:46,120 Speaker 2: that go. We'll discuss that as well. All of it 13 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,200 Speaker 2: coming your way right now. Don't forget the Fifth Hour 14 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:51,280 Speaker 2: podcast available. New episode will be up later today. We're 15 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:53,880 Speaker 2: doing this show from Vegas. The podcast will come from 16 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:57,040 Speaker 2: Vegas as well, So if you want to razzle dazzle, 17 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:59,160 Speaker 2: check out the Fifth Hour podcast. It's coming your way 18 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:02,640 Speaker 2: right now later on. This is the Ben Malor Show, 19 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:06,440 Speaker 2: Hour three, and here it is. 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We had games all day long, up and 61 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,640 Speaker 2: down the dial, as they say there and are lead 62 00:03:56,680 --> 00:04:00,800 Speaker 2: this hour from Queens from Flushing in New York. 63 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,120 Speaker 1: The real opening day. 64 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:05,240 Speaker 2: Everyone was talking about that Pirates Mets game much of 65 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 2: the day. 66 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,960 Speaker 1: Here, Why why did you watch it? 67 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:13,280 Speaker 2: No, Well, the Metropolitans hung a five spot on Paul's 68 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:17,640 Speaker 2: Skiings God's gift to baseball and forced him out, knocked 69 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:21,120 Speaker 2: him out of the game after just two outs and. 70 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:22,240 Speaker 1: Thirty seven pitches. 71 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:28,840 Speaker 2: That's it, thirty seven pitches a pair of misplayed balls 72 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:30,000 Speaker 2: in the outfield by. 73 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:34,039 Speaker 1: O'Neil Cruz who claimed he couldn't see the ball. 74 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:38,919 Speaker 2: Well, you might want to take proper, proper efforts to 75 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:41,320 Speaker 2: actually see the ball, like with sunglasses and things like that, 76 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,800 Speaker 2: but he was in center field. It was not It 77 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:46,760 Speaker 2: was not good, not good at all. So that is 78 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,640 Speaker 2: a point to jump off and discuss. So let us 79 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:53,400 Speaker 2: talk about this the question. And I've seen a lot 80 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:57,880 Speaker 2: of the baseball pundits who have given Paul Skiings a 81 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:03,279 Speaker 2: free pass, a residential pardon, if you will, because of 82 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,720 Speaker 2: the defense by O'Neil Cruz in the outfield. So the 83 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:11,480 Speaker 2: question for the panel, does Paul Skans get a mulligan 84 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:17,920 Speaker 2: because of the Pirate's atrocious defense behind him at City 85 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,840 Speaker 2: Field there in New York. So my observations, I've got 86 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:27,400 Speaker 2: cockpit deep breath and Panama Canal, and we will combine 87 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:33,280 Speaker 2: all of these things together and somehow, someway we are 88 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:35,960 Speaker 2: going to find a higher gear. Well, we might have 89 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:39,760 Speaker 2: to mess with the wiring, kick the doo hickey. We 90 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,800 Speaker 2: are going to do it, and if we don't do it, 91 00:05:41,839 --> 00:05:43,239 Speaker 2: we're gonna end up going crazy. 92 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:49,880 Speaker 1: So number I said number one. 93 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:56,080 Speaker 2: Now to answer the question, does Paul Skans get a mulligan, 94 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:59,240 Speaker 2: He does not get a Mallard mulligan. I'm shaking my head. No, 95 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:02,719 Speaker 2: the legend of Paul Skins happened to hit a pothole. 96 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:05,400 Speaker 2: The pothole and it wasn't too big. It was just 97 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:09,480 Speaker 2: the size of the Monongahela River on opening Day. And no, 98 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,360 Speaker 2: he does not. Again, for those of you who a 99 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:14,159 Speaker 2: little saw, he does not get him mouth mulligan. After 100 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:18,840 Speaker 2: the World Baseball Classic, the legend of Paul Skans, even 101 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:20,839 Speaker 2: though the USA lost to Venezuela and all that, the 102 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:25,320 Speaker 2: legend of Paul Skins had risen, and he's been billed 103 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:29,320 Speaker 2: like it's a Hollywood blockbuster. Every time he's on the 104 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:31,680 Speaker 2: moundain he's got the famous girlfriend. 105 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:32,640 Speaker 1: They married. 106 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:34,040 Speaker 2: I don't know if they're married, but they're the famous 107 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:37,000 Speaker 2: lady friend and yeah, he's a star. The whole thing 108 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,680 Speaker 2: was in the air force, the whole deal, and instead 109 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:43,919 Speaker 2: the Hollywood Blockbuster premiere turned out to be a But 110 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:45,200 Speaker 2: we used to call back in the old days as 111 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,760 Speaker 2: straight to DVD disaster. 112 00:06:47,839 --> 00:06:51,719 Speaker 1: What's the equivalent now? Straight to streaming? Anyway, straight to streaming. 113 00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:52,120 Speaker 1: That's it. 114 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:55,240 Speaker 2: On this day, on this day, which was opening Day, 115 00:06:55,279 --> 00:06:59,000 Speaker 2: Paul Skeins was not an ace. He was a bozo, 116 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:04,479 Speaker 2: the clownata at a child's birthday party getting smashed the 117 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:07,320 Speaker 2: bits by blindfolded kids. 118 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,960 Speaker 1: That's what that was. And now can. 119 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:12,480 Speaker 2: Two things be true at the same time, Yes, there 120 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:17,800 Speaker 2: were a pair of absolute debacles in the outfield by 121 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:23,000 Speaker 2: O'Neil Cruz, who did not help the situation. Now Cruz 122 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:27,080 Speaker 2: happened to be in the cockpit, and right next to 123 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:30,800 Speaker 2: him was Paul Skeens, and they were writing the Vomit Comet. 124 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:36,080 Speaker 2: They were writing the Vomit Comet. Now Cruz looked watching 125 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:38,320 Speaker 2: him in the first inning, and I saw the highlights 126 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:41,120 Speaker 2: as I was partaking in the day, and much like 127 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:43,040 Speaker 2: you probably did, I wasn't watching the scheme in real time. 128 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:45,920 Speaker 2: I saw the highlights though, and Cruse O'Neil Cruz looked 129 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:49,080 Speaker 2: like he had run won a radio contest, one of 130 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:54,040 Speaker 2: those radio raffles. Congratulations, Onneil Cruz, this is a Kiss FM, 131 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:57,320 Speaker 2: and you've just won the raffle and you're gonna play 132 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:01,120 Speaker 2: center field for the Buckos on opening day. Okay, I've 133 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:05,720 Speaker 2: never played centerfield before? Why not now? I did get 134 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:07,360 Speaker 2: an email from one of our listeners in the greater 135 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:10,000 Speaker 2: Pittsburgh area. Did not say exactly where in Pittsburgh, but 136 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:13,360 Speaker 2: he claims that this is nothing new. I love when 137 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:17,120 Speaker 2: I get pre eminitive emails, the guy that says, I 138 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:18,360 Speaker 2: know you're gonna talk about this. 139 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:21,360 Speaker 1: I know you're gonna kill this guy. And then they 140 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:22,239 Speaker 1: add some context. 141 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,120 Speaker 2: So this guy who lives in Pittsburgh and listens to us, 142 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,200 Speaker 2: he says three days a week, not five, three days 143 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:29,880 Speaker 2: a week, not four, not two, three, very specific, he 144 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:31,760 Speaker 2: listens three days. I don't know if he's listening right now, 145 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:34,760 Speaker 2: but he he pointed out, and I don't even know 146 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:38,839 Speaker 2: if it's true. He said the defensive run saved stat 147 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:45,280 Speaker 2: O'Neil Cruz is minus seventeen as a center fielder in 148 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:50,959 Speaker 2: just over twelve hundred innings of baseball, which means his defense, 149 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:54,760 Speaker 2: according to the Nerd Wing of Baseball, has cost the 150 00:08:54,800 --> 00:09:02,720 Speaker 2: Pirates seventeen runs by his mouthfeasance. So I would recommend, 151 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:05,280 Speaker 2: what do I know, take the blindfold off. 152 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:06,280 Speaker 1: Possibly yes. 153 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,840 Speaker 2: However, Skeens ultimately has to to me he has to 154 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:13,120 Speaker 2: wear this again. No Mallard Mulligan, No Malard Mulligan. He 155 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:16,320 Speaker 2: allowed four hits, a couple of walks. It was a 156 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:22,200 Speaker 2: hit batter. And the big tell on this Skeens is 157 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:27,120 Speaker 2: awing and miss pitcher. And Paul Skeen's got just five 158 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:31,959 Speaker 2: five swings and missus that's it five. I do only 159 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,199 Speaker 2: only faced a few batters, but so no ifs ands 160 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:38,160 Speaker 2: or butts about it. This was his worst start of 161 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:41,520 Speaker 2: a very brief career in the major leagues, full stop. 162 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:45,400 Speaker 2: And I understand major League Baseball hyping this guy up, 163 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:47,600 Speaker 2: and he's the kind of guy they should hype up. 164 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:50,440 Speaker 1: I get it. Not every game is going to be great. 165 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,559 Speaker 2: The problem that Baseball's got is this is one of 166 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:57,160 Speaker 2: the games that people watch. When Paul Skeens is pitching 167 00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:01,760 Speaker 2: on a Tuesday against the sin Cincinnati Reds in June, 168 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:04,600 Speaker 2: no one's going to be paying attention. People pay attention 169 00:10:04,679 --> 00:10:07,880 Speaker 2: on opening day. It was a big deal. And so 170 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,400 Speaker 2: that's not just a little thing. 171 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:12,800 Speaker 1: That's a bigger deal. It's a bigger deal. 172 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:15,360 Speaker 2: And I get he won the cy young right the 173 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:18,560 Speaker 2: coming of age story. Right now, the next great dominant 174 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:20,960 Speaker 2: starting pitcher is going to make starting pitching great again. 175 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:25,240 Speaker 1: And he's superhuman. Well nah, no, he was very very mortal, 176 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:27,480 Speaker 1: very mortal in this game. 177 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:31,560 Speaker 2: And it's a great irony which is not lost that 178 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:34,960 Speaker 2: near the end of a previous episode of the show, 179 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,640 Speaker 2: just before opening day for the Pirates, we had mentioned 180 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:42,079 Speaker 2: that at one of the more prominent sports books in America, 181 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:46,840 Speaker 2: the Pittsburgh Pirates were the most bet team both by 182 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,880 Speaker 2: the public and the wise guys to make the playoffs, 183 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:55,800 Speaker 2: including a ticket count that's generally the public. And then 184 00:10:55,880 --> 00:11:00,880 Speaker 2: the money is the sharp better, the money is the 185 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:04,959 Speaker 2: professional better, and the Pirates are the most bet team 186 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,959 Speaker 2: to make the postseason. So welcome to Pittsburgh, where promises 187 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:11,000 Speaker 2: go to take a nice nap, to take a nice nap. 188 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,800 Speaker 1: Now another team getting a lot of love as we 189 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,040 Speaker 1: turn the page. Here we go to. 190 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:17,760 Speaker 2: Chicago, where the Cubbies opened up playing one of the 191 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,800 Speaker 2: worst teams in baseball and how. 192 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:22,680 Speaker 1: Did that go? Gon't ask if you're tree in Chicago. 193 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:26,679 Speaker 2: The Nationals, projected to be in the race with the 194 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:30,640 Speaker 2: Rockies for the worst record in baseball this season. 195 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:34,320 Speaker 1: Put up not one, not two, not three, not four, 196 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:34,800 Speaker 1: not five? 197 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:37,959 Speaker 2: How about six runs in the fourth inning as they 198 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:42,679 Speaker 2: mollywopped the Cubbies ten to four. Good buddy, now the 199 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:46,320 Speaker 2: better story again losing locker room. So the question is, what, 200 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:51,880 Speaker 2: if anything, should manager Craig Council be concerned about with 201 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:56,640 Speaker 2: the Cubs after an absolute dud of a opener at 202 00:11:56,679 --> 00:12:00,400 Speaker 2: Wrigley Field. So there are things to be worried about. Okay, 203 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,439 Speaker 2: I'm nodding my head. There are things to be worried about. 204 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:07,240 Speaker 2: And we'll start with the mound. This is supposed to 205 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:14,200 Speaker 2: be a World Series contender. And they rolled out Matthew 206 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:17,920 Speaker 2: Boyd and what is he the second coming of John 207 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:19,240 Speaker 2: Lester or something like that. 208 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:23,480 Speaker 1: Please please? He did not look good at all. 209 00:12:23,559 --> 00:12:25,559 Speaker 2: I know he had some decent numbers last year and 210 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:29,080 Speaker 2: all that, it seems like if you're banking on him 211 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,440 Speaker 2: as your top pitch. I know injuries are a factor 212 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,439 Speaker 2: and all that, but it's a deep dish delusion, is 213 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:34,040 Speaker 2: what that is? 214 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,320 Speaker 1: You give off these vibes, just like imposter vibes. 215 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:44,679 Speaker 2: You could not handle the natitude, the natitude you got cooked. 216 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:48,040 Speaker 2: You allowed six runs in three and two thirds innings. 217 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:51,680 Speaker 2: That's your top pitcher, that's your guy. Give off major 218 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:55,800 Speaker 2: fraud energy and it's regally feel. I know the Cubs 219 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:58,760 Speaker 2: have been handing out extensions to guys that'll take contracts 220 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:03,280 Speaker 2: the team friendly, but it's not. It's not a group 221 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:05,720 Speaker 2: on pitching lab although it looks like the Cubs are 222 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:09,000 Speaker 2: going to be doing that. Meanwhile, another question, how did 223 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:14,320 Speaker 2: Alex Bregman's maiden voyage in a Cub uniform in a 224 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:14,960 Speaker 2: real game? 225 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:15,640 Speaker 1: How did that go? 226 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,560 Speaker 2: The maiden voyage of the big free agent pickup later 227 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:22,679 Speaker 2: the Red Sox and the cheating Astros. 228 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,959 Speaker 1: All right, so how did that go? Let me see here? 229 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:30,880 Speaker 2: One meaningless hit and a little league grounder right through 230 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:34,280 Speaker 2: the wickets, as we like to say, the Cubs spent 231 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:37,760 Speaker 2: one hundred and seventy five million, and the beginning of 232 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,600 Speaker 2: the Alex Bregman era was a chef's kiss. 233 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:46,400 Speaker 1: The debut smelled like what it smelled like. 234 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:50,640 Speaker 2: It would be taking a deep breath over a sewage 235 00:13:50,679 --> 00:13:58,160 Speaker 2: disposal tank and enjoying that rich aroma of rotting organic matter. 236 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:02,640 Speaker 1: All right, rotting or organic matter now shot in Freuda. 237 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:07,640 Speaker 2: For those of us that are officionados of the cheating A. 238 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:12,439 Speaker 1: One one thousand and two, one thousand holes, I. 239 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,960 Speaker 2: Didn't hear any trash talk from Ivan the Terrible in Houston. 240 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,040 Speaker 2: I wonder what happened. Maybe his phone broke or something 241 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,120 Speaker 2: like that. He must have thrown it against the wall. 242 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:24,560 Speaker 2: That must have happened. And uh yeah, yeah, the Astros 243 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,400 Speaker 2: lost as well. But Bregman, he loves to brag when 244 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:27,920 Speaker 2: he's cheating. 245 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,040 Speaker 1: A Holes do anything. 246 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,280 Speaker 2: As far as Bregman, though he's at the end of 247 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:36,000 Speaker 2: his prime. He turns thirty two, I think in a 248 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,400 Speaker 2: few days, I believe. I believe that's true. And so 249 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:42,800 Speaker 2: in life, as we say, that's not old. But in sports, 250 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:46,240 Speaker 2: you're near the end of your athletic prime. So don't 251 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:49,640 Speaker 2: let a falling star fall on you. And there is 252 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,480 Speaker 2: a major level of concerns only one game. There's a 253 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:55,560 Speaker 2: lot of concern that you just paid a lot of 254 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,520 Speaker 2: money for a guy who's in the twilight years of 255 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:03,160 Speaker 2: his career and pretty much fraud, considering that his only 256 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:05,040 Speaker 2: success was based on cheating. 257 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:09,880 Speaker 1: All right, final point to the press box. What the 258 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:10,720 Speaker 1: press box? 259 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,280 Speaker 2: But we can't turn a blind eye of this, as 260 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:18,920 Speaker 2: former brief Fox Sports radio employee Matt vaskurshon now, Matt 261 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,320 Speaker 2: vest Kursion called the Giants Yankees game on Wednesday night 262 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:26,200 Speaker 2: on Netflix, which was a just horrific broadcast. 263 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,320 Speaker 1: That was in San Francisco. 264 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:33,840 Speaker 2: The game ended around eleven o'clock Eastern time, which is 265 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:39,280 Speaker 2: eight o'clock in the West. And so then he got 266 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:45,160 Speaker 2: another broadcast, this was on in me He called the 267 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:49,160 Speaker 2: Mets Pirates game from Queens. The first pitch was on 268 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:53,920 Speaker 2: Thursday at one fifteen in the afternoon in New York. 269 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,800 Speaker 2: So this led to hero worship. 270 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:58,080 Speaker 1: In the matrix. 271 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,200 Speaker 2: It seemed how much of this was real and how 272 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:04,520 Speaker 2: much of this was just bull crap? People were blown 273 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:09,440 Speaker 2: away that vasquursion. Matt Vesquershon called the game on the 274 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:14,480 Speaker 2: West Coast and then fourteen hours later called the game 275 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:21,200 Speaker 2: on the East coast. Question, were you stupefied by Matt 276 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:26,480 Speaker 2: Vesquershon working by coastal Major League Baseball broadcasts in a 277 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:31,600 Speaker 2: fourteen hour span? So not only was I blown away 278 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:36,560 Speaker 2: by this, Matt Vasquershion is a modern day Magellan, the 279 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:41,200 Speaker 2: fact that he hopped coast in fourteen hours from San 280 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:44,880 Speaker 2: Francisco to Queens. He traveled by stagecoach unless he didn't. 281 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,640 Speaker 1: You know what he did? He literally and a lot 282 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:47,600 Speaker 1: of people don't know this. 283 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:51,840 Speaker 2: There's going to be a peacock documentary Vasquershion literally rode 284 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:57,640 Speaker 2: a canoe through the Panama Canal by himself, by himself, 285 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:01,960 Speaker 2: wearing his headset while writing down his game notes and 286 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:07,920 Speaker 2: wearing his media credential. Unless that's just a bunch of rubbish. 287 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:12,440 Speaker 2: So can we pump the brakes on Matt Veskersion going 288 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:16,199 Speaker 2: on a Lewis and Clark like adventure And I know 289 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,480 Speaker 2: he's well compensated. 290 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,960 Speaker 1: Good for him for doing his job. 291 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:26,040 Speaker 2: And the travel itinerary built on what first class creature comforts, 292 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:32,200 Speaker 2: private car service, and likely a chartered flight with. 293 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:37,120 Speaker 1: Non unwashed He wasn't the point I'm trying. 294 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:40,439 Speaker 2: He wasn't flying spirit airlines, sitting around animals and vermin. 295 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:44,320 Speaker 2: He wasn't doing that. He wasn't flying that type of situation. 296 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:48,639 Speaker 2: The online reaction treated us vesc Ursion like he split 297 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:54,160 Speaker 2: the atom or invented Wi Fi or at least Bluetooth please, Now, 298 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,640 Speaker 2: this is gonna blow you away. In the real world, 299 00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:01,080 Speaker 2: cross country overnight travel is called for many a Wednesday. 300 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:02,720 Speaker 3: Yeah. 301 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,439 Speaker 2: Yeah, you boys who are big rig truck drivers, you 302 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:10,000 Speaker 2: do it all the time. You're a pilot, do it 303 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:10,600 Speaker 2: all the time. 304 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,440 Speaker 1: All right. The difference, the difference. 305 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:17,600 Speaker 2: No one's lighting you know, candles for you and chanting your. 306 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:19,320 Speaker 1: Name on social media and all that. 307 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:25,040 Speaker 2: The mythology machine went into overdrive because we are conditioned, 308 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:30,879 Speaker 2: apparently to applaud anything adjacent to celebrity inconvenience and like, 309 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:33,879 Speaker 2: oh he had to do two games, Oh my god. 310 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:37,359 Speaker 2: Next thing, you know, someone will nominate Matt vask Gershen 311 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:42,560 Speaker 2: for the Nobel Prize in Frequent flyer miles. Yeah, how 312 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,840 Speaker 2: about a little spoonful, just a little spoonful of perspective 313 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:50,320 Speaker 2: a little bit, okay, thank you, Yeah, I know, don't 314 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:51,320 Speaker 2: don't go crazy. 315 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,879 Speaker 1: It is the Ben Mahlor Show. 316 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,119 Speaker 2: If you'd like to comment, you can join us right 317 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:59,800 Speaker 2: now at eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. That's 318 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:03,760 Speaker 2: a seven nine nine six six three six nine. 319 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,040 Speaker 1: Later this hour, we'll. 320 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:10,200 Speaker 2: Have a new spin on brotherly love, a new spin 321 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,400 Speaker 2: on brotherly Love. We'll get to that a little bit later. 322 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,720 Speaker 2: Time now for the Mallar Riddle of the day. You 323 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:17,960 Speaker 2: can answer this like Rebecca the ram Fan, Eileen and 324 00:19:18,119 --> 00:19:21,600 Speaker 2: Charlie d on x at Ben Maler, Here it is 325 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,560 Speaker 2: and no ware we go. 326 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:27,000 Speaker 1: A daycare director has been accused of. 327 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:32,720 Speaker 2: Stealing millions and blowing a massive chunk of it on blank. 328 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,640 Speaker 1: Again, a daycare director. 329 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,880 Speaker 2: Has been accused of stealing millions and blowing a huge 330 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:43,080 Speaker 2: chunk of it on blank. That is the Mailer riddle 331 00:19:43,119 --> 00:19:45,800 Speaker 2: of the day. The answer, We'll get to it and 332 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:46,760 Speaker 2: we will do it. 333 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:48,840 Speaker 1: Next. 334 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:51,400 Speaker 4: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller 335 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:55,000 Speaker 4: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on 336 00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:58,520 Speaker 4: Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app HI. 337 00:19:58,640 --> 00:19:59,280 Speaker 1: This is Jay. 338 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,560 Speaker 5: I'm the produce serve the Paulay and Tony Fusco Show. 339 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,720 Speaker 5: Usually in these promos they asked you to listen to 340 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,440 Speaker 5: the show. I'm here to ask you please don't listen 341 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:09,120 Speaker 5: to the show. The hosts are two absolute morons who 342 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,879 Speaker 5: have the dumbest takes on sportsmagible. 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We'll have the 354 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,359 Speaker 2: podcast though, new episodes all weekend. 355 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:53,359 Speaker 1: Long, no days off from the podcast. 356 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:57,320 Speaker 2: We'll be here today and new episode will drop on 357 00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:00,159 Speaker 2: Saturday and Sunday as well. 358 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,160 Speaker 1: This should be a. 359 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,000 Speaker 2: Big announcement on that Sunday podcast. 360 00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:06,440 Speaker 1: Oh my god, the Fifth Hour. You got to listen 361 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,639 Speaker 1: to that one. Check that out. 362 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:12,400 Speaker 2: And today, well tell you a little later. What's going 363 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:13,920 Speaker 2: on with today's I don't even know. We haven't done 364 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:16,800 Speaker 2: it yet. I have some ideas that'll kick around. But nonetheless, 365 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,800 Speaker 2: this is the Ben Mallor Show. You can call in 366 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:22,040 Speaker 2: eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox. You can answer 367 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,720 Speaker 2: the bits like the Mallard Riddle of the. 368 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:27,000 Speaker 1: Day, do it Live? Who am I game? 369 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,840 Speaker 2: The instant trivia at Ben Mallor. You can say hi 370 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:35,919 Speaker 2: to Lorena FSR Tech queen Wow in the Hi the 371 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:41,160 Speaker 2: Banana Queen, and also Cooper Loop at a Bronco fan. 372 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:42,480 Speaker 1: That's a Bronco fan. 373 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:46,440 Speaker 6: Back to him, Bill, did you see my Muscley banana man? 374 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, I just realized I should probably clarify when I 375 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:49,720 Speaker 2: say the banana Queen. 376 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:50,800 Speaker 1: That could be taking the wrong way. 377 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:58,159 Speaker 2: But you went to Disney and they had a Banana 378 00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,200 Speaker 2: Ball Day. 379 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:00,920 Speaker 1: Or something like that, is that? 380 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:01,200 Speaker 2: Yeah? 381 00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:03,800 Speaker 1: Correct, they took over the park literally. 382 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:07,000 Speaker 2: Oh my, this is the Savannah Bananas. The Harlem Globe 383 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:07,960 Speaker 2: Trotters at baseball. 384 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,760 Speaker 1: Yes, is that right? Oh my gosh. 385 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,200 Speaker 6: I didn't realize how like performative they were. 386 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not really like, they're just entertaining, not trying 387 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:17,480 Speaker 2: to play sports or any. 388 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:18,200 Speaker 1: But they do though. 389 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:21,040 Speaker 6: When they catch the balls and they do backflips, it's 390 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,080 Speaker 6: so well. 391 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,639 Speaker 2: You know, it's kind of like when I was a 392 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,560 Speaker 2: kid I saw the Harlem Globe Trotters. I thought, oh 393 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,760 Speaker 2: my god, why are these guys not in the NBA? 394 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,600 Speaker 2: And then I realized the other team was, you know, 395 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,560 Speaker 2: on the take, you know, and all that. But no, 396 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,880 Speaker 2: I'm not I've not been to a Savannah Banana game. 397 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:38,280 Speaker 2: I'm the guy that runs at those marketing genius so, oh, 398 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:39,360 Speaker 2: he's the guy that. 399 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:42,600 Speaker 1: Wears the yellow, yellow, yeah, yellow TUXI. 400 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,720 Speaker 6: Coop is the guy who first told me about this team. 401 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,120 Speaker 2: I didn't realize there was that much merch you sent. 402 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,840 Speaker 2: You posted some videos on was it Instagram or something 403 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:52,920 Speaker 2: like that. There were tons of people wearing their merch. 404 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,200 Speaker 2: I didn't realize there were that many. 405 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:57,960 Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, the line this morning for merch was 406 00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:59,520 Speaker 6: really ridiculous. 407 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:00,680 Speaker 1: Wow. 408 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,840 Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, I thought a little banana man. I 409 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,040 Speaker 6: got a couple of shirts. I got one from Monsey too, 410 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,119 Speaker 6: because Monsey likes the Savannah bananas. 411 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:07,840 Speaker 1: Oh she does. 412 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:08,359 Speaker 3: Yeah. 413 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,760 Speaker 6: And then I got some friendship bracelets and a pin 414 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,240 Speaker 6: because you know I love pin. 415 00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:14,280 Speaker 2: You need a pin, very important. How much did that 416 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,840 Speaker 2: cost you? Let's take a guess, Coop, you want to. 417 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:16,280 Speaker 1: Play the game. 418 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:20,440 Speaker 2: How much did the Lorena spend on Savannah banana merch? 419 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,400 Speaker 1: And then we'll pay off the riddle of the day. 420 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,040 Speaker 6: And there was a baseball in there too, So all right, 421 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:26,960 Speaker 6: so we're going the full total. 422 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,240 Speaker 1: We're just guessing the pin. 423 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,080 Speaker 2: Now, No, we'll do the full total that includes what 424 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,280 Speaker 2: items Lorena Again. 425 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,040 Speaker 1: I can't. I can't play the game. She told me 426 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:38,600 Speaker 1: how much she spent. Okay, Uh, I'll play the game. 427 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,920 Speaker 1: They tell me Loraine again, how much? What items? I got? 428 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:47,000 Speaker 6: Stuffed mini Banana, I got a limited edition Mickey Mouse pin. 429 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:47,879 Speaker 1: Hold on. 430 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:53,040 Speaker 2: Wait, so that's Banana and Mickey. So that's a Disney 431 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:59,880 Speaker 2: hold on. I see T shirts, Uh, Friendship bracelet. 432 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,200 Speaker 1: T shirts on. 433 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:09,280 Speaker 6: Friendship bracelet and a base And technically I only told 434 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,560 Speaker 6: you the rounded down price doesn't matter. 435 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,080 Speaker 2: He has an advantage. I'm gonna say that you spent 436 00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,560 Speaker 2: one hundred and twenty dollars. 437 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:21,080 Speaker 6: Oh that is that is very close with Monsey's shirt. 438 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,800 Speaker 6: I'm met one hundred and forty two. 439 00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:26,240 Speaker 1: No, I win. I didn't go over. I did not 440 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,200 Speaker 1: go I win. 441 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,600 Speaker 2: The showcase showdown, I get the boat. 442 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,200 Speaker 1: I won the boat. 443 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:35,160 Speaker 6: You said two hundred dollars, Well, that goes with other 444 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:36,680 Speaker 6: things that I bought, not at the merch stand. 445 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:37,359 Speaker 1: Yeah, not that. 446 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,320 Speaker 2: I was only worried about the Savannah banana merch and 447 00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:41,679 Speaker 2: so I I was. 448 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:42,560 Speaker 1: I was great. 449 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:46,560 Speaker 6: I also bought black crocs and a Disney sweater, which 450 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,880 Speaker 6: is what put my total costs for the day over 451 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:49,520 Speaker 6: two hundred. 452 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:49,719 Speaker 5: Oh. 453 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,920 Speaker 4: My and that was her excuse as to why she 454 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,640 Speaker 4: could not bring me a banana canoli. 455 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:59,000 Speaker 2: Oh that's come on, Lorena, it was it was my 456 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,520 Speaker 2: You took care Arrah Mansi, but you didn't take care 457 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:01,880 Speaker 2: of Coop. 458 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:08,760 Speaker 1: But wow, you like man like Mansi's you know, I'm 459 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:12,720 Speaker 1: just pointing that out. Yeah, does she work with Monty 460 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:13,520 Speaker 1: every day? No? 461 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:16,439 Speaker 2: I mean she records' MAI's not here. She records updates 462 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:21,480 Speaker 2: not we don't have an update person. So I huh, interesting. 463 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:25,879 Speaker 1: I have Coop? I mean go to HR coop. That 464 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,160 Speaker 1: seems like an HR violation. 465 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:27,560 Speaker 2: I don't. 466 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:28,080 Speaker 1: I don't know. 467 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,680 Speaker 2: All right, let's pay let's paul the riddle of the 468 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:34,800 Speaker 2: day and have the Savannah bananas. How much of that 469 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,600 Speaker 2: do they get? And how much does didn't he get? 470 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,520 Speaker 2: I wonder what the split. I'd love to know the 471 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:42,200 Speaker 2: split on that? Understand how exciting. 472 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:46,840 Speaker 1: Well, here's the riddle of the day. A daycare director. 473 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:50,160 Speaker 2: Has been accused of stealing millions and blowing a huge 474 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,040 Speaker 2: chunk of it on blank. 475 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:56,399 Speaker 1: And that is the question. What is the answer, And 476 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:57,080 Speaker 1: let's see it. 477 00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:02,880 Speaker 2: Does anyone I know the answer? Let's see nada, Berna 478 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,480 Speaker 2: says on Justin Cooper movie photos. 479 00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:07,200 Speaker 1: What else do we have? 480 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:12,760 Speaker 2: A desk of cheese its from Asher Alfie elin Opiner 481 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:18,919 Speaker 2: said Mike the Leprechaun, Hawaiian tropic suntan lotion, Chucky Dolls 482 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:19,840 Speaker 2: from my lean. 483 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,000 Speaker 1: In San Francisco. Who else? 484 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:27,159 Speaker 2: Page down on ferg Dog's only fan page. Well, that 485 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,000 Speaker 2: would be impressive from King Rory. Who else do we 486 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:33,840 Speaker 2: it's a cartoon only fans page. Global gaming Practice from 487 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:38,280 Speaker 2: Late Night drug Tester head Lice Guests by Stevie Meatballs. 488 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:39,920 Speaker 1: What else do we have? 489 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:43,600 Speaker 2: Milkman Mike in Colorado got it right, obviously cheating. 490 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:44,480 Speaker 1: Bad job by him. 491 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:48,720 Speaker 2: Big League chwo from Paul can't go wrong with big 492 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:50,200 Speaker 2: League choo Man. 493 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:50,840 Speaker 1: That was great. 494 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,760 Speaker 2: It's like a big water chewing tobacco, but it was bubblegum. 495 00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:57,160 Speaker 2: What else do we have? Green eggs and ham sam 496 00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:01,159 Speaker 2: i Am from Andy and Lino Lakes Elmer's Glue from 497 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,920 Speaker 2: Doug listening to us in South Korea? 498 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,119 Speaker 1: And what else do we have? 499 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:10,280 Speaker 2: Let's see page down Key lime Pie that's from BP. 500 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:14,840 Speaker 2: Let's see let's skip over that trips to Fullerton from 501 00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,840 Speaker 2: from me to have a snow party in Fullerton. A 502 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:21,240 Speaker 2: truckload of Jersey's Finest Sweet Gabba Ghoul. 503 00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:23,159 Speaker 1: He's the answer. 504 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:28,520 Speaker 2: Rebecca the ram fan says, spent millions putting a putting 505 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:34,000 Speaker 2: on day Daybreaker sober dance parties in sixty six cities 506 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,800 Speaker 2: all over the world. Very specific. Filler up, fill went 507 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:40,680 Speaker 2: with legos as the answer. The correct answer, Lorainer, do 508 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,640 Speaker 2: you have an answer to the riddle of the day. 509 00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:47,320 Speaker 1: I was gonna say poutine. Poutine can't go wrong with poutine. 510 00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:47,600 Speaker 1: Well no. 511 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:53,679 Speaker 2: A daycare director in Germany is accused of stealing, embezzling 512 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:58,920 Speaker 2: millions of dollars and blowing most of it on WWE 513 00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:02,399 Speaker 2: VP experiences to meet wrestlers. 514 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:07,480 Speaker 1: Hello, what is going on this week? 515 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,959 Speaker 2: We had remember the other the other day that were 516 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:14,520 Speaker 2: people paying in Italy twelve thousand dollars to have meat 517 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:17,320 Speaker 2: and greet and make some fediicini with a wrestler. 518 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:22,280 Speaker 1: And now this is wild? Did I say? 519 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,119 Speaker 2: I think I said Germany. I think this is actually 520 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:27,000 Speaker 2: in Brooklyn. It was in Brooklyn, which is very far 521 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:27,760 Speaker 2: away from Germany. 522 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:28,240 Speaker 1: I'm told. 523 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:33,679 Speaker 2: Brooklyn daycare director accused of stealing millions in tuition fees 524 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:38,960 Speaker 2: and blowing most of it on WWE events VIP experiences. 525 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:39,800 Speaker 1: And whatnot. 526 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:46,000 Speaker 2: According to the prosecutors, embezzling around two point seven million. 527 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,800 Speaker 2: How about that two point seven I know why I 528 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:54,600 Speaker 2: confuse it because it's a German school in Brooklyn, That's why. 529 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:59,960 Speaker 2: So the accusation is that she diverted tuition payments into 530 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:04,080 Speaker 2: who accounts that she controlled, and then used the money 531 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:08,520 Speaker 2: to have a very nice lifestyle. Even though she was 532 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,360 Speaker 2: making forty thousand dollars a year, she was not quite 533 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,640 Speaker 2: living like that. Uh. They say that she spent at 534 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:19,160 Speaker 2: least three hundred and fifty thousand dollars just on WWE tickets, 535 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:23,600 Speaker 2: also premium packages that allowed her and the family to 536 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:27,000 Speaker 2: have meet and greets with wrestlers at Monday night and 537 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,480 Speaker 2: Monday Night raw and whatnot. 538 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:34,280 Speaker 1: Wow. So all right, knock yourself out with that, but 539 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:35,840 Speaker 1: you know, you get a slap. 540 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,160 Speaker 2: On the wrist and all. Let's go to the phones 541 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:40,160 Speaker 2: and we'll say hello to hal Pal in h town. Hello, 542 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:41,080 Speaker 2: hal Pal. 543 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:45,840 Speaker 7: Welcome, Hey Ben, what's up buddy, How pouds in the house. 544 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,880 Speaker 1: How pals? We'd like to lure all the affiliates. The 545 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:53,280 Speaker 1: show can now begin because hol Pal is in the hissy. 546 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,280 Speaker 7: Yeah, how POWs in the house? Yes, sir, hey man, 547 00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,960 Speaker 7: I was going to tell you, Ben, I'm gonna be. 548 00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:05,440 Speaker 7: I got you buy a month. I'll be My birthday Sunday, 549 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:10,120 Speaker 7: Jersey is a month later on the twenty ninth, So 550 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:15,080 Speaker 7: I got you buy a month. And the my favorite 551 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:21,960 Speaker 7: Dodgers Ron Say, Steve, Gary Pedro, Fernando, Steve Jeger and 552 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:22,920 Speaker 7: Tom Lasorda. 553 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:24,560 Speaker 1: And there we go. 554 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:30,360 Speaker 2: That's the the old school Dodgers and your favorite Dodger broadcaster. Yeah. 555 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:31,959 Speaker 7: Well we have been schoolly. 556 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:32,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, no one else. 557 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:38,120 Speaker 2: You can't pick anyone else, you know, I did that 558 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,160 Speaker 2: exactly anybody. 559 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,320 Speaker 7: Hey, we got a lot going on in h Down 560 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:46,280 Speaker 7: this weekend. We got that tournament Okata Stroe, and we 561 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:50,840 Speaker 7: got the U the Sweet sixteen, and our coods kind 562 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:54,200 Speaker 7: of let us down to't I no big deal? 563 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:59,800 Speaker 1: Well not kind of more than more than kind of Yeah. 564 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,960 Speaker 7: It's all. Oh good. The best thing is, Ben, I'm 565 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,520 Speaker 7: going to a big show uh tomorrow at the House 566 00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:09,480 Speaker 7: of Blues Downtown. Yeah, okay, Miley, Miley Crue, Ben Haalen 567 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,680 Speaker 7: and uh Poison. 568 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,720 Speaker 1: Nice. All right, you got some got some good seats. 569 00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:15,760 Speaker 1: You can enjoy yourself. 570 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,680 Speaker 2: Have a nice night out right, little music, good food, 571 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:19,240 Speaker 2: the whole thing. 572 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:21,640 Speaker 7: Yes, it'd be happy brother. 573 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,880 Speaker 1: All right, that's how You're right, You're You're not just 574 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,440 Speaker 1: some schmoke. You're hal Pal. 575 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:28,560 Speaker 4: Come on in the house. 576 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:33,240 Speaker 2: How how but they announced the show can't begin until 577 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:34,480 Speaker 2: hal Pal arrives. 578 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,960 Speaker 7: Thank you so much, Bud Hagan. We're getting up early 579 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:43,120 Speaker 7: Saturday morning and we take we're going out one hundred miles. 580 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:48,560 Speaker 7: We're going out there a catch tuna big. 581 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:52,640 Speaker 1: Oh oh nice? Yeah? And you guarant are you? 582 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:53,560 Speaker 3: Have you? 583 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:54,840 Speaker 1: I assume you've done this before. 584 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,959 Speaker 7: Yes, I've done it before. 585 00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:02,600 Speaker 1: And Mike, okay, and you you when you went before? Though? 586 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:05,280 Speaker 2: Did you catch I've been fishing a few times. I 587 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:08,320 Speaker 2: didn't catch anything. Did you do you actually catch the tuna? 588 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:12,040 Speaker 7: Oh? Yeah, well I've never leaned out a tuna, but 589 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,280 Speaker 7: I kind of a lot of the stuff and I'm 590 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:15,320 Speaker 7: numerous buzzies. 591 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:19,080 Speaker 2: All right, very good, Well, how Pal? Thank you so much, buddy. 592 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:22,560 Speaker 2: Enjoy your birthday weekend. Look at that halpaal got music 593 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:28,040 Speaker 2: got fishing in VIP. Let's say hello to Felexus, America's 594 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:31,680 Speaker 2: favorite drag queen caller from Buffalo. Hello, Felexius, the original 595 00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:32,320 Speaker 2: drag queen. 596 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:36,840 Speaker 1: It's not Rue Paul. It's Flexus. Hello for Alexis, May. 597 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,360 Speaker 3: You kill the music start? 598 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:39,920 Speaker 7: You know what? 599 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:43,960 Speaker 3: Then they came back in nineteen seventy nine, and that's 600 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:47,920 Speaker 3: when I came out and before on stage at Orleans 601 00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:52,800 Speaker 3: County Fair in the Orange County, New York. Tell you, 602 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:56,680 Speaker 3: I said, sit heree, wow? 603 00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:58,080 Speaker 1: Who Now? 604 00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:03,000 Speaker 2: I had no idea, yeah, getting a production number ready 605 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:03,480 Speaker 2: for it. 606 00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:07,200 Speaker 3: So I got my dancers and everything on trib. You 607 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:08,640 Speaker 3: the wheel chair, who care? 608 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,120 Speaker 1: Nah? No, We'll give you some steroids. You'll be running around. 609 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:14,520 Speaker 1: You'll be fine. 610 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,920 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm gonna sit down a g drink probably 611 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:18,280 Speaker 3: at them. 612 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,360 Speaker 1: Well we don't need that now you get arrested. 613 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,480 Speaker 2: But you know that's not get crazy here, you know, 614 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,480 Speaker 2: elon muscle and plant something in your brain. 615 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,400 Speaker 1: You'll be running to the you know, running to the 616 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:28,200 Speaker 1: top of the mountain. 617 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:33,600 Speaker 3: Not a nice shadow with with you. Take care of that. 618 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all you need. That's all you need. There, 619 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,280 Speaker 1: you go. Everything okay with you, Flexus. Everything I haven't 620 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,080 Speaker 1: heard from you at atle while. Everything okay. 621 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:45,720 Speaker 3: I'm happy and I'm big in a minorit farm, so yeah, 622 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:46,480 Speaker 3: I'm doing good. 623 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,080 Speaker 2: All right, But well we we you're a big fan, 624 00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,280 Speaker 2: I want you. I've told you this before, Felexus. When 625 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,360 Speaker 2: I go into my remote studio in the home studio, 626 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,440 Speaker 2: I have a work of the Mad Clown and you're 627 00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:00,320 Speaker 2: one of the characters all those years ago that is 628 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:04,200 Speaker 2: memorialized and honored and celebrated into that. So I see 629 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,000 Speaker 2: your drawing there. I gotta go with the great full 630 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,280 Speaker 2: Lexus from Buffalo. 631 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:13,080 Speaker 1: You still go. I've got to get to the jokes. 632 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:19,560 Speaker 2: I gotta get to the jokes. Big Bend's lame jokes 633 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,040 Speaker 2: of the week. Will get to that. 634 00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:24,359 Speaker 1: Yeah, there they are. That's all the jokes. We'll get 635 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:28,400 Speaker 1: to that, and we will do it next. 636 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:31,000 Speaker 4: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller 637 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:34,200 Speaker 4: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. 638 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,399 Speaker 2: There are few things that people do to waste more 639 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,719 Speaker 2: time then spend time on YouTube. 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And about this time we say 659 00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:46,520 Speaker 2: hello to my friend weed Man Hippie from Hollywood Floorida. 660 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,279 Speaker 1: Hello weed Man. 661 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:53,279 Speaker 2: Weed Man was honored as the highest decorated caller on 662 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:53,720 Speaker 2: the show. 663 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:55,680 Speaker 1: How's your life cheating here? 664 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,920 Speaker 3: Yeah? 665 00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:02,480 Speaker 2: You're they love you, weed Man, The people love you. 666 00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,640 Speaker 1: You're man of the people. Ah right here we Wow. 667 00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,360 Speaker 2: Did you hear that weed Man Hippie is going to 668 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:08,880 Speaker 2: start collecting coins? 669 00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:10,320 Speaker 7: No? Really? 670 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:11,000 Speaker 1: Yeah? 671 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:14,239 Speaker 2: Yeah, the change will do you good, So that'll help out. 672 00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:19,920 Speaker 2: It's George and Gavaldi. What do weed Man Hippie? Or 673 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,680 Speaker 2: what does what does Weedman Hippie do better than Jed 674 00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:26,879 Speaker 2: who fled what Well, you can understand weed Man when 675 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:30,400 Speaker 2: he talks, unlike Jed, who sounds like he has a 676 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:37,359 Speaker 2: mouthful of dog poo in his mouth. That's John from Youngstown, Ohio, 677 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,280 Speaker 2: always throwing fire. 678 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:39,840 Speaker 1: Did you hear that? 679 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,360 Speaker 2: Miami Marlins wanted weed Man to throw out the first 680 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:44,480 Speaker 2: pitch and. 681 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,440 Speaker 1: There are season I love that. 682 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:51,080 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Well, last week they sent weed Man a jersey, 683 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,799 Speaker 2: a hat, and a baseball. Unfortunately, weed Man thought it 684 00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:56,640 Speaker 2: was all food from Perito. He ate the hat in 685 00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:59,040 Speaker 2: the jersey and he's still working. 686 00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:02,520 Speaker 1: On that giant job baker. That's Andy. 687 00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:04,080 Speaker 7: Stop stop. 688 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:08,839 Speaker 2: Oh no, it's Purrito. That's Andy from Lionel Lakes, Minnesota. 689 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:14,319 Speaker 2: Weed Man bought a no Purito, it's Ay wrote the joke, 690 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,880 Speaker 2: just ripping you a weed Man bought a t shirt 691 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:22,000 Speaker 2: of the two time Cy Young winner at the dollar Store, 692 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:25,640 Speaker 2: but there was a small problem. What yeah, the t 693 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:34,000 Speaker 2: shirt says Detroit Screwball. That's Dennis in Detroit. Well, here's 694 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:37,160 Speaker 2: some exciting news. TNA Wrestling has signed weed Man Hippie 695 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:41,680 Speaker 2: to a lucrative deal. Wow cool, yeah, yeah, your ring 696 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,360 Speaker 2: name is gonna be Stoned Cold Billy. 697 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:47,360 Speaker 1: That's gonna be your ring name. That's Joe Joe and 698 00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,879 Speaker 1: Virginia Beach, Virginia. There. 699 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:54,000 Speaker 2: Did you hear weed Man Hippie Ace the Annual eye Exam? 700 00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:55,440 Speaker 7: Wow? Cool? 701 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:59,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody got higher than him. That's Tom from Indiana? 702 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:00,279 Speaker 2: Who sent that one in? 703 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:03,440 Speaker 1: Who is? Who is weed Man? Hibby's favorite wrestler of 704 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:04,000 Speaker 1: all time? 705 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:10,840 Speaker 2: Stoned Cold Steve Austin, Come on to obvious Darryl Darryl 706 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:13,520 Speaker 2: the Ozarks. If we meant, if we meant Hibby was 707 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:17,040 Speaker 2: the president, what would they impeach him for? 708 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:21,840 Speaker 1: What? High crimes and misdemeanors? 709 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:26,200 Speaker 2: That's Surfer Todd the Comedian, the lame joke Rider of 710 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:29,000 Speaker 2: the year, Surfer Toby Comedian. What did weed Man do 711 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,000 Speaker 2: to make people look up to him? 712 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,360 Speaker 1: What he stood on the roof? 713 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:39,759 Speaker 2: That's Eric in Kansas. Now, Noah tells me, I didn't 714 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:41,960 Speaker 2: know this. Apparently weed Man's into b D S M. 715 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,040 Speaker 1: Is that true? Weed Man? 716 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:43,880 Speaker 7: Wow? 717 00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:44,960 Speaker 1: I know? 718 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's bongs doobies smoking in marijuana. 719 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:49,560 Speaker 1: That's all that. 720 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,799 Speaker 2: Did you hear that weed Man Hipby got hired as 721 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:58,080 Speaker 2: a motorcycle cop in l A W. Yeah, your new 722 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:01,840 Speaker 2: nickname is weed Man Chippy. That's from George and Uvaldi. 723 00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:07,640 Speaker 2: What happened to weed Man when he was hungry in 724 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:11,319 Speaker 2: the park? What he started eating all the grass? That's 725 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:17,399 Speaker 2: michaeh Leprechaun. Why did why did Nick the Wendy's guy 726 00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:23,160 Speaker 2: get divorced from his wife? Why because of a bacon 727 00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:24,760 Speaker 2: eater and she was a bit frosty. 728 00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:31,440 Speaker 1: That's an anthony. Who do Blind Sophie and whoopee Pie Blair? 729 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,640 Speaker 1: What are they hav in common? What they have to 730 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,560 Speaker 1: ask their mommy for permission to go out. 731 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:39,759 Speaker 2: That's Noah in Austin who said that one fank your 732 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:40,600 Speaker 2: weed man. 733 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,960 Speaker 1: There you go, be well weed Man. Every weekend there's 734 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:44,960 Speaker 1: weed Man Hippie