WEBVTT - #356: Row Row Rest, Row Row Rest

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<v Speaker 1>Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys, start up, start up up. They making noise up, start.

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<v Speaker 2>Up, dat Up, Episode three fifty six. It's the Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 2>Boys podcast. Hey everybody, how you feeling? Now? I'm good,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm David Brody. That's scary Jones. He was about to

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<v Speaker 2>forget that part. Nah, I was about to go into it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was about to why do we ask? Why do

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<v Speaker 2>we ask people how they're feeling? If they can't answer back,

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<v Speaker 2>how you feeling? How's it going? No, you should do

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<v Speaker 2>what Seth Myers does. He goes, hey, hope everyone, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>how's everyone doing? He says, how's everyone doing? O dead

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<v Speaker 2>of the audience, and he just kind of moves on. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he said. Then he says, hope everybody's doing. Okay, that's

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<v Speaker 2>what we should say. Hope everybody's doing. Hope everybody's out.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get now, let's get to the news. That's what

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<v Speaker 2>he says. Yeah, how much you just listening to our podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, that's all. Yeah, you have a good Halloween weekend? Uh? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what? I set up the twelve foot inflatables outside. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I have two giant twelve foot inflatables. I got like

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<v Speaker 2>a grim reaper and a giant like a pumpkin reaper

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<v Speaker 2>outside everybody had. I had the coolest looking uh front

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<v Speaker 2>of the front of the house here. And then I

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I bought. I only bought candy that I like, right,

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<v Speaker 2>so you know that when it's left over, that you

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<v Speaker 2>could eat it. Correct, And uh, nobody came by. Nobody

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<v Speaker 2>showed us that I forgot to get the door hanger.

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<v Speaker 2>So what they do is in my in my community,

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<v Speaker 2>is they give out door hangers like to put on

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<v Speaker 2>like you know, like do not disturb signs. But so

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<v Speaker 2>if you want to participate in trick or treating and

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<v Speaker 2>having candy, you hang the door on your door so

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<v Speaker 2>that the kids not only to ring the doorbells of

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<v Speaker 2>the people who are participating. Well, I forgot to pick

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<v Speaker 2>the door hanger up at the clubhouse and I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>have one, and so nobody came by, And why did

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<v Speaker 2>anybody come get candy? So I got a bag of candy.

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<v Speaker 2>I never signed up on the apartment cheat we have

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<v Speaker 2>we have apart of course you did. You're you're a hermit.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know anybody, you know what apartment how's it

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<v Speaker 2>going to look if I opened my door and his

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<v Speaker 2>kids there and I'm alone, it's gonna be creepy. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not. No, the apartment, the apartment lobby. The lobby

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<v Speaker 2>has the apartment show sign up sheet, and I'd never

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<v Speaker 2>put my name on there. First of all, I'm never home.

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<v Speaker 2>It'll be a big disappointment. And then you know, it's

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<v Speaker 2>a nuisance to keep answering my door. However, a friend

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<v Speaker 2>like Scotti b from the Elvis Rancho, he told me

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<v Speaker 2>he had tons and tons and tons of trick of treaters.

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<v Speaker 2>He said that that they come from other neighborhoods. Did

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<v Speaker 2>you do that as a kid, like just go to

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<v Speaker 2>like the rich neighborhoods. Apparently there were no rich scary

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<v Speaker 2>scary You and I grew up in the same neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 2>There was no rich neighborhood. There was, but you had

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<v Speaker 2>to drive out of where our neighborhood was, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, the only the only neighborhoods with money in

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<v Speaker 2>Brooklyn when we were growing up with Manhattan Beach and

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<v Speaker 2>and and New Mill Basin and uh and Dyker Uh

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<v Speaker 2>the Dker Heights, Yeah, the heights. I get in that

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<v Speaker 2>big money. They had big houses. But yeah, and they

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<v Speaker 2>had like a lot, a lot of Christmas. Decott contends

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<v Speaker 2>that a lot of the people around him give out

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<v Speaker 2>the full size candy bars. They don't give out the

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<v Speaker 2>fun size, they give the full size. So long island money. Yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 2>So so the word must have got out in other

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<v Speaker 2>towns that his town gives the gives the big full

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<v Speaker 2>size bars, so they get flooded. But I'm just wondering

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<v Speaker 2>if you know anyone had the because I don't, because

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<v Speaker 2>we didn't have that my First of all, my parents

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<v Speaker 2>had no time to uh to even take is trigger treating,

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<v Speaker 2>so we had to do it on our own. And

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<v Speaker 2>if we were going to do it on our own,

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<v Speaker 2>we had to go on our own neighborhood. And we

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<v Speaker 2>all know that it amounted to you know, good and

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<v Speaker 2>plenty Worth's original Mary Jane's all the all the crap.

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<v Speaker 2>So unlike you, I grew up in an apartment building

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<v Speaker 2>which had let's see, how one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,

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<v Speaker 2>forty eight apartments right in the building, So that was

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<v Speaker 2>forty eight people I could trick a treat with, well,

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<v Speaker 2>forty seven. I didn't tricker treat in my own house,

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<v Speaker 2>own apartment, forty seven other apartments pretty much without ever

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<v Speaker 2>going outside. So if the weather was bad, we would

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<v Speaker 2>just trick or treat like the other one or two

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<v Speaker 2>other kids in the building. We would go around together

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<v Speaker 2>and we're like, oh, don't ring that bell. That's the

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<v Speaker 2>old nasty man. But we knew, we knew what doorbells

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<v Speaker 2>to ring, and we never had to go out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe we would go like up the block halfway and

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<v Speaker 2>then go that's enough and then turn around, and we

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<v Speaker 2>had to go very far. However, my kids, when they

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<v Speaker 2>were younger, we would go trigger treating in the affluent

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<v Speaker 2>ara within a couple of miles a world. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 2>you did do this, you did participate. Okay, So but

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<v Speaker 2>here's the thing. There was so yet too found out

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<v Speaker 2>about it. We found out about it because one of

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<v Speaker 2>our old record label friends who lived in that area

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, you should come trick or treating in

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<v Speaker 2>my area. It's the best. So that everyone in town

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<v Speaker 2>would meet on the corner a certain corner, and then

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<v Speaker 2>everyone in a large group would move together and go

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<v Speaker 2>from house to house, and all the houses had like

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<v Speaker 2>animatronics and everyone was out of the lawn. Those are

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<v Speaker 2>the full sized candy bar houses, of course, full sized

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<v Speaker 2>candy bars. And it wasn't like you know, stragglers. It

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<v Speaker 2>was like forty five fifty kids all going and the

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<v Speaker 2>door opened once they gave everybody and they were done,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you went across the street and you were done.

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<v Speaker 2>And this was an area where a couple of famous

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<v Speaker 2>people lived, and so occasionally you'd ring a bed and

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<v Speaker 2>the famous person would answer the bell. In one particular time,

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<v Speaker 2>one particular time, this one house that had a giant

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<v Speaker 2>staircase in the front. You go up like twenty five

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<v Speaker 2>steps to get to this right and it's all marble

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<v Speaker 2>and fancy. They're making you work for your candy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he had to go up. So I my kids were

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<v Speaker 2>little at that point, maybe they were like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>ten seven five somewhere around there, like eleven somewhere. So

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<v Speaker 2>we went up to the top and I'm not going

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<v Speaker 2>to mention any names, but the door opens and it

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<v Speaker 2>is a oh, come on person names. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>because I don't want to say where they live, and

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<v Speaker 2>we're I no, So you didn't say shit, and you

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<v Speaker 2>haven't given any prescription. I just I want to know

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<v Speaker 2>who the famous celebrity was the answered the door. It

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<v Speaker 2>was a it was a famous person of color who

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<v Speaker 2>who had been on our show, okay, our morning show. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And so when I opened the door and I said,

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<v Speaker 2>my kids will like trick or treat, he sees me

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<v Speaker 2>and says Brody from the More Show. And I'm like yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and my kids were like, oh, you know, it was like,

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<v Speaker 2>how do you know this guy? Uh? And so his

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<v Speaker 2>house was beautiful, but it was that was the kind

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<v Speaker 2>of neighborhood. It was like full sized candy balls, like

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<v Speaker 2>you said, right, So, okay, I don't understand what you

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<v Speaker 2>can't mention who the famous person was, but okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>Well well because I don't, I'm not sure everyone in

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<v Speaker 2>our audience would even know this person if I said it. Okay, okay, well,

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<v Speaker 2>well never mind, we'll move on for that. One thing

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<v Speaker 2>I did see was a lot of videos of you know,

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<v Speaker 2>people you know, with with decorations of neighborhoods and costumes

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<v Speaker 2>and and and this recurring thing, this reoccurring phrase that said, huh,

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<v Speaker 2>nobody does Halloween like blank Neck fill in the town.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody does Halloween like Long Island, nobody does Halloween like

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<v Speaker 2>New Jersey. Nobody does Halloween like and or more specific like,

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<v Speaker 2>there was a lot of people saying that, Yeah, I can,

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<v Speaker 2>I can honestly say whatever, state whatever. I can honestly

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<v Speaker 2>say that unless you've and I don't want to be

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<v Speaker 2>sound like you know that, like huhuh, we're Manhattan and

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<v Speaker 2>we're elitist, But I don't. We don't live in Manhattan.

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<v Speaker 2>But nobody does Halloween like the Greenwich Village Halloween Parade

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<v Speaker 2>in Manhattan, New York City. Yeah, but that but that's

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<v Speaker 2>not trick or treating. That's a different thing. No, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talking Yeah, but for costumes, for the celebration, for

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<v Speaker 2>the party, for the music, for the atmosphere. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>that's really the quintessential in our neighbor in this area,

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<v Speaker 2>at least try area. Now you know what listen forget

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<v Speaker 2>about city or well Salem, Massachusetts. No, I mean, how

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<v Speaker 2>do you compare with a place that where like where

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<v Speaker 2>Witchcraft was pretty much invented, right or where where ran rampant.

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<v Speaker 2>There are places what do you mean it ran rampant?

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<v Speaker 2>There wasn't real witches. What are you talking about? Salem Witchcraft? Salem,

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<v Speaker 2>real witches, scary? It wasn't real witches, but there were.

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<v Speaker 2>It's haunted, isn't Salem haunted? That's where the term witch

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<v Speaker 2>hunt comes from. It means going after people that they

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<v Speaker 2>weren't guilty of anything. So say, what about what about

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<v Speaker 2>like Savannah, Georgia. There's a lot of ghosts there in

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<v Speaker 2>New Orleans, they're haunted places. But but just to like

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<v Speaker 2>name an arbitrary neighborhood as nobody does Halloween like blank,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just like really saying nothing because to me, well,

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<v Speaker 2>to them, to them, it's a big deal in the

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<v Speaker 2>town next to them is probably pissed off. Right, But

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<v Speaker 2>you haven't you haven't seen Manhattan. You haven't seen the village?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you haven't been to the villa. I've I've gone,

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<v Speaker 2>like for several years in a row. I mean I

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<v Speaker 2>haven't gone last couple of years. But okay, but but

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<v Speaker 2>but nobody does Halloweens like the village Halloween parade. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but okay, but when somebody when a town says nobody

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<v Speaker 2>does Halloween like our town, they don't mean a parade

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<v Speaker 2>with floats and flamboyant people. They mean candy and costumes.

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<v Speaker 2>What have you seen the costumes at the village Halloween parade. Yeah, scary,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about towns.

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<v Speaker 2>Aren't in competition with the village, your competition with on

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<v Speaker 2>the towns, towns who do like we do Halloween. They're

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<v Speaker 2>talking about the way they decorate their town, the way,

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<v Speaker 2>the way the kids dress up, the way you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the way the candy is put out. That's what they're

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<v Speaker 2>talking about. They're not talking about actual truck floats going

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<v Speaker 2>down the street with with with with strippers and and

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<v Speaker 2>drag queens and crazy costumes. That's something they're talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't compare that to anything else. We're not more

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<v Speaker 2>than ten minutes into this and Birdie's already bent out

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<v Speaker 2>of shape. We got to take a break. You pull,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you why I'm a little you pull. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>tell you why I'm a little I'm a I'm a

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<v Speaker 2>little on edge or something. I'll tell you there's something

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<v Speaker 2>going on, boys podcast. We will be right back. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>looking at you, Birdie to the camera, and you're like

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<v Speaker 2>you're you're holding your your head in your hand, You're

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<v Speaker 2>pulling on the skin of your face. What's happening? Then

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<v Speaker 2>you're high your bloodshot. I see it. I can see

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<v Speaker 2>this is not the David Brody that I know. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm glad you picked up on it, because, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>something's a little off for me, and I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 2>what it is. So you know I don't drink, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I drink a little bit, but I'm not a drinker,

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<v Speaker 2>which is why I don't invite. Well, you're a douchebag,

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<v Speaker 2>because I can still go and have fun whether I'm

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<v Speaker 2>drinking or not. I can have a drink. The point is,

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<v Speaker 2>every once in a while I'll I'll have a drink

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<v Speaker 2>with like Irish cream or Bailey's or a flavor of

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<v Speaker 2>Bailey's if they come out with something fun like s'mores

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<v Speaker 2>Bailey's or I don't know your go to if anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Got a good white Russian right? Yeah? Yeah, I like

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<v Speaker 2>kalua and okay, so I needed to go get more

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<v Speaker 2>khalua for the house. So I stopped off at the

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<v Speaker 2>at the liquor store on my way home today when

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<v Speaker 2>I was out running errands, and I saw a bottle

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<v Speaker 2>of something that's been around a while, but I had

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<v Speaker 2>never seen it. I'm sure it's been around whatever Bailey's chocolate.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm thinking to myself, well, Bailey, I love Bailey's

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<v Speaker 2>and I love chocolate. It had six or seven different flavors.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had strawberry shortcake, I've had Chruro flavor Bailey's. You

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<v Speaker 2>know again. I put a little bit of milk and

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<v Speaker 2>I call it a night. So I Google reviewed Bailey's

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<v Speaker 2>chocolate and the review said, oh, people who like who

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<v Speaker 2>comment say it's creamy, it's good for milkshakes, pour over

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<v Speaker 2>at ice cream, and it has more of an alcoholic

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<v Speaker 2>kick to it than some of Bailey's other flavors. All right.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, no, okay, well fine, I'll just you know,

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<v Speaker 2>put less of it in whatever. So when I got

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<v Speaker 2>home today, I'm in the kitchen. I'm about to feed

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<v Speaker 2>the dogs, right because someone's got to feed them. I'm here,

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta feed them. I'm the only one here to

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<v Speaker 2>feed the dogs at that point. And I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, I really want to taste the Bailey's chocolate.

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<v Speaker 2>This is like half hour ago. Yeah. So I put

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, half a shot glassy a little bit,

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<v Speaker 2>and I put some milk in it and I drank it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, this is like chalk chalcolate milk. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like chocolate milk and to chocolus. I went, I drank it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, this is like you drink milk.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, you don't sit, but you drink it. And

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<v Speaker 2>then I went back on the couch and scared, like,

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<v Speaker 2>I need another twenty minutes. I'll be ready. I was

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<v Speaker 2>like okay, and I'm sitting there and all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 2>I go, oh, oh, my head feels a little bit off. Really,

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<v Speaker 2>how many can get a little tired? How many ounces

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<v Speaker 2>did you drink? And maybe one two ounces? Come on?

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<v Speaker 2>A little amount cannot get you to the point that

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<v Speaker 2>you're at right now. There's no way. Scary scary. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't drink I had. I put a little in the

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<v Speaker 2>bottom of the glass. I put me it was like

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<v Speaker 2>eighty percent milk. I just was like, whatever, I about

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<v Speaker 2>eighty percent. It was like three four to one milk milk.

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<v Speaker 2>You should be fine. Oh wow, scary look at look

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<v Speaker 2>at my eyes. I'm like, I'm like, uh, dizzy, Are

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<v Speaker 2>you sorry? You drank it? No, It's delicious. But when

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<v Speaker 2>I realized I had to do a podcast, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, I'm definitely a little hoofy. Yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>so I'm glad. I'm glad you noticed it. You're like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know you you cook. I'm sorry, vices, I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 2>you're beat off. We all are indulged in it in

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<v Speaker 2>an ounce of bailey Chocolate. My point is, though, if

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<v Speaker 2>you like Bailey's and you like chocolate, it's really good.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you look, I'm not encouraging anyone to drink,

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<v Speaker 2>but if you do drink and you have a little

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<v Speaker 2>Bailey's chocolate, leave us a talk back and let us

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<v Speaker 2>know if it was a little more alcoholic than you anticipated. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because I assure you the other flavors of Bailey's, the

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<v Speaker 2>flavors they don't feel like this. No, no, So okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a lightweight, I admit it.

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm I'm out of it. But for another reason,

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<v Speaker 2>and that is because your boy has been working out

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<v Speaker 2>every single day. Oh and what about you? I've been

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<v Speaker 2>at the gym every day. Oh oh in this story,

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<v Speaker 2>you're my boy. It's in this you're playing the role

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<v Speaker 2>of Mike. What's the problem? The more I go, the

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<v Speaker 2>heart of the workouts get because he says, you're ready,

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<v Speaker 2>You're ready, You've turned the corner. You're here. So it's

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<v Speaker 2>almost like I'm getting punished. We're going so many days

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<v Speaker 2>in a row because he feels like I'm building up

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<v Speaker 2>strength and stamina and conditioning and that I can handle more.

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<v Speaker 2>This motherfucker. So put me on this guy, put me

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<v Speaker 2>on the row. You know the row machine, the row

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<v Speaker 2>you sit down the slices, it's all the slices have

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<v Speaker 2>heard from your works is the row machine, the row

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<v Speaker 2>where you pull, you pull on the chain and you

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<v Speaker 2>are taking uh the ozembic from the from row dot

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<v Speaker 2>co that he made me go on there two and

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<v Speaker 2>a half minutes straight, then take two and a half

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<v Speaker 2>hold on, wait, then take a three minute break, and

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<v Speaker 2>then go on two and a half minutes again eight times,

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<v Speaker 2>eight times wait, wait a minute eight so two and

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<v Speaker 2>a half, a three minute rest, two and a half,

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<v Speaker 2>back on a three minute rest, two and a half.

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<v Speaker 2>But it made me repeat this process eight times and

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<v Speaker 2>then wait a minute. You rested longer than you rode,

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<v Speaker 2>only about thirty seconds. But still wait, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>there's there's a method to the madness. I went up

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<v Speaker 2>a flight of stairs, I went up three steps, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I waited a minute we're up another three steps.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to you suppose that's how you're supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>work out. You're not supposed to just work out. You're

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<v Speaker 2>not supposed to just put all our effort in and

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<v Speaker 2>found until you muscle failure. You can't do that, and

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<v Speaker 2>then you you're out of breath and you sweat and

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<v Speaker 2>your balls off, and then then you know you're good

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<v Speaker 2>for nothing. But if you pause, you take you take

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<v Speaker 2>calculated breaks, and you go back to it. What's so

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<v Speaker 2>funny you rested for three minutes after rowing for two

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<v Speaker 2>and a half if you played pick a ball. I

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<v Speaker 2>played pick a ball for like a point, and it

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I take a break, it, tak a break.

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<v Speaker 2>I just go to point it take a break. So

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<v Speaker 2>each one is four hundred meters, and how many meters

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<v Speaker 2>in a mile sixteen hundred, So so you're talking about

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<v Speaker 2>I did how many? I did two miles on the rower.

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<v Speaker 2>I rode two miles on the rower. And then at

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<v Speaker 2>the end of that he gave me these fifty pound

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<v Speaker 2>weights and he put it. He says, this is gonna

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<v Speaker 2>this is called the farmers, the farmer something or other,

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<v Speaker 2>and and I had I lift these weights and carry them,

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<v Speaker 2>and he made me walk across the entire floor back

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<v Speaker 2>and forth ten times with these weights in my fucking hands.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you can just walk back and forth? And yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, that seems easy. After the third or

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<v Speaker 2>fourth time, I'm like, oh, this is not easy. What

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<v Speaker 2>the fuck? I can't wait to put these down. That

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<v Speaker 2>was the whole workout the day before. He did what

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<v Speaker 2>I did. What it's called a circuit. You know what

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<v Speaker 2>a circuit is, yeah, I do. I'm not talking about

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<v Speaker 2>how explain it? A circuit? Scary? All right? Scary? You

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<v Speaker 2>asked me if I know? Now, tell the slice. So

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<v Speaker 2>so I had to go on the go up next

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<v Speaker 2>to the squat rack. All right, I'm echoing back on

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<v Speaker 2>myself here, Okay, I have one hundred, one hundred pounds

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred go back on yourself. That's your own date. No, No,

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<v Speaker 2>the bar is forty five pounds, and then he put

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<v Speaker 2>twenty five pounds on each side, so it's like ninety

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<v Speaker 2>five pounds. I had to do one. I had to

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<v Speaker 2>do one squad with the thing on my back, one

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<v Speaker 2>and then one pull down, one push up one. I

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<v Speaker 2>did one one, one, one one, and then I had

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<v Speaker 2>to go back and do it again and go two

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<v Speaker 2>two two two two three three three two three all

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<v Speaker 2>the way to five five five five five, five five five.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I took like a four minute break, and then

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<v Speaker 2>I had to start from five, do five five to

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<v Speaker 2>five five and work my way all the way back

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<v Speaker 2>to one four four four four three two two t

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<v Speaker 2>T T three two two two two two one one

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<v Speaker 2>one one with I had to do knee crunch, I

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<v Speaker 2>had to do a push up. I had to do

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<v Speaker 2>a dumbbell rais. I had, like, you know, just like

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<v Speaker 2>a pot pourri of exercises. That's another thing that crushed me.

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<v Speaker 2>Killed me. I'm like, what are you doing? What are

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<v Speaker 2>these workouts we're doing? All of a sudden, he goes,

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<v Speaker 2>these these are next level workouts. So I am dead tired,

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<v Speaker 2>not from liquor, but from that. So I rest my case. Tomorrow,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll go back in. It's he's gonna have another concoction.

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<v Speaker 2>He says, this is perfect for your strength and conditioning.

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<v Speaker 2>We're doing some core, we're doing some cardio. So how

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<v Speaker 2>much actual rowing did you do? Back to the minutes

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<v Speaker 2>about the rower, Yeah, how long did you row row

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<v Speaker 2>your boat? Uh? Two and a half minutes? Times eighty.

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<v Speaker 4>What is that.

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<v Speaker 2>Ten? Fifteen, twenty minutes? It's a long with eighteen with

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<v Speaker 2>eighteen the rest. Yes, what do you do? What kind

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<v Speaker 2>of Matthew doing? Why am I coming back at me?

0:20:50.080 --> 0:20:53.080
<v Speaker 2>I hear myself in your head it's it's you know,

0:20:53.240 --> 0:20:57.800
<v Speaker 2>it's in your headphones. No it's not. I don't hear

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<v Speaker 2>any feedback. It's gone now anyway. Okay, all right, So

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<v Speaker 2>I have this video here. How long should you work

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<v Speaker 2>out on a rowing machine? Let's see what they say

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<v Speaker 2>along with core activation, Yeah, it is.

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<v Speaker 3>The duration of your rowing workout should align with your

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<v Speaker 3>fitness goals. High intensity rowing can range from hit intervals

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<v Speaker 3>to longer raise pieces. High intensity workouts are ideally around

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<v Speaker 3>fifteen to thirty minutes of work. Low intensity rowing focuses

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<v Speaker 3>on steady, continuous rowing at a comfortable pace. This type

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<v Speaker 3>of workout primarily targets aerobic endurance and facility.

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<v Speaker 2>Steady rowing for fifteen to thirty minutes. No, there's nothing

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<v Speaker 2>in here about about taking a break for three minutes

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<v Speaker 2>from your road for two and a half. Oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>googled how long should you work out on a rowing machine?

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<v Speaker 2>But that wait a second, help on, there's gotta be

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<v Speaker 2>there's gotta be a methadone thirty.

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<v Speaker 3>To sixty minute time frames and are suitable third dinners,

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<v Speaker 3>Active recovery.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirty to sixty minutes from beginning, looking.

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<v Speaker 3>To build a strong aerobic base with breaks if you're

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<v Speaker 3>a runner.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirty to sixty minutes with breaks for beginners, where did

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<v Speaker 2>you hear with breaks? There's gotta be breaks in there.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't go steady. You can't go steady for thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>You can go steady for fifteen, of course you can.

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<v Speaker 2>You never rode a byte for fifteen minutes. But the

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<v Speaker 2>rower is tough. That's a tough piece of machinery. And

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<v Speaker 2>the slices have no idea what the tension setting on

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<v Speaker 2>it was. It could have been light setting. You could

0:22:26.160 --> 0:22:27.760
<v Speaker 2>have been rowing nothing. You could have been rowing a

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<v Speaker 2>rubber band for all we know. Two, you worked out

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<v Speaker 2>for two and a half minutes and then rested for

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<v Speaker 2>three How if the fuck you? No, these are I'm

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<v Speaker 2>making some significant gains. Yeah, you're gaining time at the

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<v Speaker 2>gym because you're just spending half of it resting. But

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<v Speaker 2>posting today, well, I did three sit ups, then I

0:22:46.640 --> 0:22:48.800
<v Speaker 2>took a nap, then I did four sit ups. Then

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<v Speaker 2>I took a nap. Okay, yeah, if I'm doing okay,

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<v Speaker 2>if I'm doing if I'm doing medball slams where I

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<v Speaker 2>take a twenty pound medicine ball. All right, yeah, you

0:23:03.160 --> 0:23:05.440
<v Speaker 2>slam it like a baby, slam it down and do

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<v Speaker 2>a squad. Now I do take a break. I do

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<v Speaker 2>ten of them, and then you tell yeah, then you

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<v Speaker 2>take a break. Why don't you try lifting the ball?

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<v Speaker 2>You say you're you're rather than lifting it over your

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<v Speaker 2>head like as an exercise, you lift it once and

0:23:20.440 --> 0:23:22.600
<v Speaker 2>slam it down. That's what we do. You drop it.

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<v Speaker 2>You're basically letting gravity drop the ball. No, you're you're

0:23:25.600 --> 0:23:29.399
<v Speaker 2>slamming it onto the ground. You're pushing it down and

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<v Speaker 2>you let go of it to slam it onto the

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<v Speaker 2>ground as hard as you can. And then after ten

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<v Speaker 2>of the reps you take, then you go over to

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<v Speaker 2>another piece of equipment and you do something for your

0:23:39.800 --> 0:23:44.920
<v Speaker 2>called called the bed. You take a nap. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do something else. When you when you say you

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<v Speaker 2>do a circuit, do you turn the light office that

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<v Speaker 2>you turn the light switch off? Is doing the circle?

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<v Speaker 4>Wo?

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<v Speaker 2>You take a nap? You exercise you're not paying. You're

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<v Speaker 2>not paying this guy, right, this trainer. Of course, I am,

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, Now do you pay him to take a

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<v Speaker 2>three minute break and then pay him again? He's he's

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<v Speaker 2>giving me the orders of what to do and when

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<v Speaker 2>to do them, and when he's gotta, he's gotta, he's

0:24:10.560 --> 0:24:13.800
<v Speaker 2>gotta stop watch. So so if I donna stop watch,

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<v Speaker 2>So if I do, if I do ten minutes, you

0:24:16.320 --> 0:24:18.240
<v Speaker 2>know what he you know what he does. He watches

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<v Speaker 2>you stop that. No, no, no no. If I do

0:24:23.880 --> 0:24:28.960
<v Speaker 2>ten reps of one exercise, ten reps of another of

0:24:29.119 --> 0:24:32.880
<v Speaker 2>exercise B, and then ten of exercise C, I'm entitled

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<v Speaker 2>to go to the water fountain, take a few cups

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<v Speaker 2>of water, take a two minute break, and then I

0:24:40.440 --> 0:24:46.200
<v Speaker 2>repeat it Exercise A, B C. Little break with some water,

0:24:46.359 --> 0:24:49.440
<v Speaker 2>more water, and then go back to ABC again and

0:24:49.560 --> 0:24:53.800
<v Speaker 2>I do each one three times. How is that? How

0:24:53.960 --> 0:24:56.119
<v Speaker 2>much of a break do you take between A and

0:24:56.240 --> 0:25:00.600
<v Speaker 2>B and B and C? You take three minutes between me? No, no, no, no,

0:25:00.920 --> 0:25:03.280
<v Speaker 2>you just you take like about thirty seconds to a minute,

0:25:03.560 --> 0:25:06.520
<v Speaker 2>but you take a longer break after you repeat one

0:25:06.680 --> 0:25:12.280
<v Speaker 2>round of it. That's that's smart. That's smart working out

0:25:12.440 --> 0:25:19.200
<v Speaker 2>right there. That's yeah, you find this so comical. I'm

0:25:19.240 --> 0:25:22.639
<v Speaker 2>still laughing at my stopwatch joke. All right, you keep

0:25:22.760 --> 0:25:30.560
<v Speaker 2>laughing through the commercial break podcast. You're still going I'm

0:25:30.600 --> 0:25:35.119
<v Speaker 2>still you crack yourself up. There's no bigger fan of

0:25:35.200 --> 0:25:38.679
<v Speaker 2>David Brody than David Brody. Oh that's not true. There

0:25:38.760 --> 0:25:41.480
<v Speaker 2>slices who like me more than I like myself. I

0:25:41.520 --> 0:25:42.920
<v Speaker 2>did want to tell you a story about my friend

0:25:43.000 --> 0:25:47.560
<v Speaker 2>paper Menu, who he called me yesterday. He did want

0:25:47.600 --> 0:25:49.320
<v Speaker 2>to come on the podcast. I begged him to come

0:25:49.359 --> 0:25:51.480
<v Speaker 2>on the podcast. He said, you can tell the story

0:25:51.520 --> 0:25:53.720
<v Speaker 2>better than me. I just I did this for you.

0:25:54.400 --> 0:25:56.240
<v Speaker 2>I lived it, I did it. I did it for you.

0:25:56.960 --> 0:26:04.000
<v Speaker 2>So he went he went to the local drug store chain, okay,

0:26:04.520 --> 0:26:07.880
<v Speaker 2>one of the big drug store chains, and he went

0:26:07.920 --> 0:26:11.000
<v Speaker 2>in for a small red bull, and the red bull

0:26:11.119 --> 0:26:13.960
<v Speaker 2>with tax came out to two forty seven. I think

0:26:14.000 --> 0:26:15.720
<v Speaker 2>it was two forty seven. He's the one forty seven

0:26:15.960 --> 0:26:19.320
<v Speaker 2>or two forty seven whatever, And he gives the woman

0:26:20.280 --> 0:26:26.879
<v Speaker 2>behind the counter three dollars, okay, two forty seven, three dollars.

0:26:27.119 --> 0:26:32.520
<v Speaker 2>What's the change, scary fifty three cents. Very good. So

0:26:33.240 --> 0:26:35.639
<v Speaker 2>now it's important to the story because I have audio.

0:26:36.280 --> 0:26:40.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna that the woman had a broken English, Spanish

0:26:40.640 --> 0:26:44.480
<v Speaker 2>Hispanic accent. Okay, so he said, So she hands him

0:26:45.160 --> 0:26:49.160
<v Speaker 2>two quarters for his change instead of fifty three cents.

0:26:50.000 --> 0:26:55.119
<v Speaker 2>So he says, now again, this is my friend paper Menu,

0:26:55.480 --> 0:26:57.760
<v Speaker 2>who is not cheap. He's one of the guys who

0:26:57.800 --> 0:27:00.240
<v Speaker 2>said women don't pay when he goes out to eat. Okay,

0:27:01.640 --> 0:27:05.760
<v Speaker 2>So what would you have done, Scary Jones? If the

0:27:05.920 --> 0:27:08.600
<v Speaker 2>change was fifty three cents and they gave you back

0:27:08.640 --> 0:27:12.960
<v Speaker 2>fifty no pennies? I would I would. I would chalk

0:27:13.040 --> 0:27:16.320
<v Speaker 2>it up as a three cent loss because I don't

0:27:16.320 --> 0:27:19.760
<v Speaker 2>want their three pennies and because you're a bougie fuck no,

0:27:19.960 --> 0:27:22.880
<v Speaker 2>not because I have no, no need in my life

0:27:23.000 --> 0:27:26.639
<v Speaker 2>for a penny. They stopped printing them for a reason.

0:27:27.000 --> 0:27:29.280
<v Speaker 2>That's a that's it's irrelevant. We have enough pennies in

0:27:29.359 --> 0:27:32.840
<v Speaker 2>circulation anyway. So my friend paper Menu says to the woman,

0:27:33.160 --> 0:27:36.959
<v Speaker 2>you owe me three cents, and she says no pennies,

0:27:37.800 --> 0:27:41.240
<v Speaker 2>and he says, okay, but then give me a nickel,

0:27:42.080 --> 0:27:44.840
<v Speaker 2>no draw short then if I give you pennies, right,

0:27:45.680 --> 0:27:49.240
<v Speaker 2>So again I'm doing a terrible accent. So he says, yeah,

0:27:49.240 --> 0:27:51.440
<v Speaker 2>but you owe me three cents. She says, it's not

0:27:51.560 --> 0:27:55.240
<v Speaker 2>my fault, it's the government. They don't make pennies. So

0:27:55.400 --> 0:27:57.879
<v Speaker 2>he says, yeah, okay, then give me then give me

0:27:57.920 --> 0:28:00.240
<v Speaker 2>a nickel. You take the two cent law, So why

0:28:00.240 --> 0:28:02.760
<v Speaker 2>am I taking a three cent loss? You have no pennies?

0:28:02.960 --> 0:28:06.159
<v Speaker 2>I have no pennies. They don't make pennies no more. So,

0:28:07.480 --> 0:28:10.159
<v Speaker 2>so he the guy behind him online. He looks at

0:28:10.160 --> 0:28:11.560
<v Speaker 2>the guy behind him, like what the fuck, and the

0:28:11.600 --> 0:28:14.679
<v Speaker 2>guy's like, yeah, they don't. They don't make no more pennies,

0:28:14.760 --> 0:28:16.639
<v Speaker 2>which is of course not proper English, but that's not

0:28:16.760 --> 0:28:20.200
<v Speaker 2>the point. And so he says, well, okay, so next

0:28:20.240 --> 0:28:24.520
<v Speaker 2>time I come, you'll give me a nickel. Right, No,

0:28:26.440 --> 0:28:30.640
<v Speaker 2>So he's all frustrated, but he says to himself, he says,

0:28:30.680 --> 0:28:33.080
<v Speaker 2>to himself, my friend David would love this for his podcast.

0:28:33.600 --> 0:28:37.920
<v Speaker 2>So he goes back the next day, now another red ball,

0:28:38.360 --> 0:28:40.680
<v Speaker 2>and he recorded it. Now the conversation is short at

0:28:40.680 --> 0:28:42.960
<v Speaker 2>this time, but he recorded it, so we would have

0:28:43.000 --> 0:28:45.240
<v Speaker 2>audio for a podcast. That's how good my friend. I

0:28:45.320 --> 0:28:45.520
<v Speaker 2>love it.

0:28:45.600 --> 0:28:45.960
<v Speaker 5>I love that.

0:28:46.080 --> 0:28:48.479
<v Speaker 2>Thank you PAPERMN you for your contribution in advance. Yea,

0:28:49.240 --> 0:28:58.320
<v Speaker 2>So here here's the audio. He's getting the money he's

0:28:58.360 --> 0:29:09.480
<v Speaker 2>handing her the money. Yeah, yeah, she's making change. She's

0:29:09.560 --> 0:29:10.320
<v Speaker 2>counting the coins.

0:29:13.560 --> 0:29:17.680
<v Speaker 5>Will you to my penny? But why do I have

0:29:17.760 --> 0:29:19.440
<v Speaker 5>to get You should give me a nickel instead of

0:29:19.480 --> 0:29:25.200
<v Speaker 5>keeping my three cents? But this is let's pall right. Yeah,

0:29:27.080 --> 0:29:27.560
<v Speaker 5>I don't get.

0:29:27.480 --> 0:29:30.640
<v Speaker 4>Three change, but it's only two cents. Maybe you give

0:29:30.680 --> 0:29:32.960
<v Speaker 4>me extra two cents and keep it instead of keeping

0:29:33.000 --> 0:29:37.520
<v Speaker 4>my three cents. I'm gonna bring you two cents and

0:29:37.560 --> 0:29:38.320
<v Speaker 4>you give me a nickel.

0:29:40.080 --> 0:29:40.480
<v Speaker 5>Understand.

0:29:40.920 --> 0:29:44.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I ended up sing's keeping my three cents.

0:29:45.240 --> 0:29:49.800
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So she said it's not me, it's it's the government.

0:29:50.040 --> 0:29:55.720
<v Speaker 2>Two dollars. Where's my two dollars? Killing the bicycle? Oh my,

0:29:56.120 --> 0:29:58.040
<v Speaker 2>you heard what he said? Yeah, he said, he goes,

0:29:58.080 --> 0:30:00.000
<v Speaker 2>I'll come back. I'll come back with two cents tomorrow.

0:30:00.000 --> 0:30:04.680
<v Speaker 2>You'll give me a nickel. No, because all of a sudden,

0:30:04.840 --> 0:30:08.400
<v Speaker 2>I am the transaction just lasts twenty four hours and

0:30:08.440 --> 0:30:11.640
<v Speaker 2>then it resets itself. Is that right? Yeah? Because you

0:30:11.720 --> 0:30:13.680
<v Speaker 2>know it used to be. It used to be like

0:30:13.800 --> 0:30:14.960
<v Speaker 2>take a penny, leave a penny.

0:30:15.160 --> 0:30:15.240
<v Speaker 3>There.

0:30:15.400 --> 0:30:17.880
<v Speaker 2>Used to be like, oh, if it's more than two cents,

0:30:18.760 --> 0:30:21.160
<v Speaker 2>then you get the benefit. If it's less than two cents,

0:30:21.200 --> 0:30:23.800
<v Speaker 2>you lose the benefit. So if the change was one

0:30:23.880 --> 0:30:26.000
<v Speaker 2>or two cents, you go, oh, keep the two cents.

0:30:26.120 --> 0:30:29.800
<v Speaker 2>But if it's three cents, you give the nickel. It's

0:30:29.880 --> 0:30:33.920
<v Speaker 2>not his fault. He's out six cents now. Yeah, So

0:30:34.280 --> 0:30:37.680
<v Speaker 2>the lady's excuse was, it's not my fault, it's the government.

0:30:38.800 --> 0:30:42.240
<v Speaker 2>It's not my fault. Slices. What are we talking about here?

0:30:42.920 --> 0:30:45.640
<v Speaker 2>I know Vinny from Brooklyn is like Brody, listen, normally

0:30:45.640 --> 0:30:49.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm out on your side. Let's not be on your side, Brody.

0:30:49.880 --> 0:30:54.480
<v Speaker 2>It's nominal. You're talking about fractions of But but it's

0:30:54.520 --> 0:30:56.400
<v Speaker 2>a business. This woman doesn't get to speak for a

0:30:56.480 --> 0:30:58.920
<v Speaker 2>company and decide I'm not giving you three cents. I

0:30:58.920 --> 0:31:02.280
<v Speaker 2>don't not pennies. You can't do that. You can't just

0:31:02.360 --> 0:31:04.120
<v Speaker 2>decide not to give. If you're not gonna go to

0:31:04.200 --> 0:31:06.520
<v Speaker 2>the bank and get pennies, then you have to give

0:31:06.560 --> 0:31:07.280
<v Speaker 2>people a nickel.

0:31:08.400 --> 0:31:09.440
<v Speaker 5>I no, no, I.

0:31:09.560 --> 0:31:12.280
<v Speaker 2>Agree with that. I agree that they they should give

0:31:12.360 --> 0:31:14.560
<v Speaker 2>him the better for the doubt. What a shitty fucking

0:31:14.640 --> 0:31:17.920
<v Speaker 2>business that is. But I wouldn't squabble over it. I'm

0:31:17.960 --> 0:31:20.560
<v Speaker 2>not gonna lose sleep over it. I'm not even gonna

0:31:20.600 --> 0:31:22.520
<v Speaker 2>get my blood pressure up over it. I'm just gonna

0:31:22.520 --> 0:31:26.160
<v Speaker 2>be you're a pushy No, all right, I got upset

0:31:26.240 --> 0:31:29.160
<v Speaker 2>for him. I mean, it's it is the principle. I

0:31:29.400 --> 0:31:33.920
<v Speaker 2>understand that. I understand as the principle, and then businesses

0:31:33.920 --> 0:31:36.280
<v Speaker 2>shouldn't be doing that. Old on what if she says,

0:31:36.320 --> 0:31:39.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't have any singles? So, uh, I'm not giving

0:31:39.640 --> 0:31:42.760
<v Speaker 2>you three dollars back. You just call it even? I mean, wait,

0:31:42.800 --> 0:31:45.479
<v Speaker 2>does it end? Yeah? All right, I'm sorry. I'm out.

0:31:45.560 --> 0:31:49.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm out of twenties, so I can't give you a change. Sorry.

0:31:49.200 --> 0:31:51.080
<v Speaker 2>I wish I was with the year with me. The

0:31:51.160 --> 0:31:53.800
<v Speaker 2>other day. I thought of you. I was in the game.

0:31:53.840 --> 0:31:56.080
<v Speaker 2>You would a Saturday Life live party or a mess

0:31:56.160 --> 0:31:58.640
<v Speaker 2>party announce I would have loved. I was at the

0:31:58.760 --> 0:32:02.080
<v Speaker 2>gas station and I was engine running, and uh, with

0:32:02.280 --> 0:32:05.800
<v Speaker 2>the engine running, of course, you dumb fuck hold on,

0:32:06.600 --> 0:32:12.000
<v Speaker 2>and I said, give me twenty dollars regular right cash? Yeah,

0:32:12.560 --> 0:32:16.720
<v Speaker 2>So I I just am on my phone and I'm

0:32:16.720 --> 0:32:19.800
<v Speaker 2>flipping to my phone and I'm I'm texting people. So

0:32:19.880 --> 0:32:22.080
<v Speaker 2>I hear the gas going cold. You could you get

0:32:22.080 --> 0:32:25.000
<v Speaker 2>you any here? And then you know, he takes the

0:32:25.360 --> 0:32:29.120
<v Speaker 2>hose out, puts it in the thing, and he goes

0:32:29.200 --> 0:32:31.560
<v Speaker 2>and I went to look over and I handed him

0:32:31.560 --> 0:32:35.040
<v Speaker 2>the twenty and I noticed that the gear the meter

0:32:35.240 --> 0:32:39.480
<v Speaker 2>said nineteen dollars and ninety nine cents. He shorted me

0:32:40.320 --> 0:32:44.440
<v Speaker 2>one penny of gas. So I looked at him. He

0:32:44.560 --> 0:32:49.320
<v Speaker 2>looked at me, and he goes, oh, sorry, and he says,

0:32:51.120 --> 0:32:54.120
<v Speaker 2>he says, he says exactly well, I didn't even have

0:32:54.200 --> 0:32:55.920
<v Speaker 2>to ask for it. I just looked at him. I'm like,

0:32:56.000 --> 0:32:59.080
<v Speaker 2>nineteen ninety nineties. Yeah, he goes, sorry he was, and

0:32:59.320 --> 0:33:02.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I have no pennies. The government stopped making them.

0:33:03.480 --> 0:33:07.280
<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, okay, now I just got hold on

0:33:08.120 --> 0:33:13.400
<v Speaker 2>I just because I'm burning up.

0:33:13.560 --> 0:33:14.200
<v Speaker 5>I know you are.

0:33:14.640 --> 0:33:16.200
<v Speaker 2>You can fry an egg on your head. I could

0:33:16.240 --> 0:33:19.200
<v Speaker 2>see it now, So get the scam. Get the scamboney

0:33:19.280 --> 0:33:21.680
<v Speaker 2>jingle ready, because I know why this is a scambony.

0:33:22.200 --> 0:33:25.320
<v Speaker 2>I rolled, I rolled my window up, and I put

0:33:25.360 --> 0:33:29.120
<v Speaker 2>the car into gear and I drove away happily, didn't

0:33:29.120 --> 0:33:33.240
<v Speaker 2>even question him. And then I thought to myself, motherfucking

0:33:33.320 --> 0:33:36.280
<v Speaker 2>Brody would have forced him if he didn't have any pennies.

0:33:36.560 --> 0:33:38.640
<v Speaker 2>He would have forced him to put the gas nozzle

0:33:38.760 --> 0:33:41.760
<v Speaker 2>back in the car and do one click just to

0:33:41.840 --> 0:33:45.720
<v Speaker 2>get the one penny more of gas, which would probably

0:33:45.760 --> 0:33:48.480
<v Speaker 2>be nothing because the thing probably clicks before it lets

0:33:48.520 --> 0:33:51.600
<v Speaker 2>out any liquid. It's probably you probably don't even get shit.

0:33:51.880 --> 0:33:54.000
<v Speaker 2>It's probably just like click. Okay, let me ask you

0:33:54.000 --> 0:33:57.920
<v Speaker 2>a question. Was this a fly by night, like a

0:33:58.400 --> 0:34:01.280
<v Speaker 2>hood gas station? Like no, big No, it's one of

0:34:01.320 --> 0:34:04.840
<v Speaker 2>the big corporation brands. Yes, okay. The reason I'm asking,

0:34:05.200 --> 0:34:06.920
<v Speaker 2>and anyone who's ever worked in a gas station, in

0:34:07.000 --> 0:34:10.000
<v Speaker 2>a legit gas station knows this. If somebody says, give

0:34:10.040 --> 0:34:13.839
<v Speaker 2>me twenty dollars, you can preset the amount to shut

0:34:13.920 --> 0:34:17.160
<v Speaker 2>off you for all you know, he give me preset,

0:34:17.239 --> 0:34:19.719
<v Speaker 2>and the thing in nineteen ninety nine, the fuck over

0:34:19.840 --> 0:34:22.360
<v Speaker 2>every car that comes in, and that shit adds up

0:34:22.520 --> 0:34:24.399
<v Speaker 2>and he gets an extra ten twenty bucks a day.

0:34:25.600 --> 0:34:27.839
<v Speaker 2>Let me ask you a question. If he had given

0:34:27.880 --> 0:34:31.480
<v Speaker 2>you a nineteen ninety seven, would you have cared nineteen

0:34:31.560 --> 0:34:34.040
<v Speaker 2>ninety four. Where is the point where you would have said,

0:34:34.400 --> 0:34:37.239
<v Speaker 2>come on, man, where's my gas? At what point? What

0:34:37.360 --> 0:34:40.000
<v Speaker 2>if he said nineteen ninety and he goes I would

0:34:40.040 --> 0:34:42.719
<v Speaker 2>have said, if it was nineteen ninety seven, I would

0:34:42.760 --> 0:34:45.359
<v Speaker 2>be like, yo, bro, come on man, give me another

0:34:45.680 --> 0:34:47.560
<v Speaker 2>give me another squirt, give you another squirt? You would

0:34:47.760 --> 0:34:49.399
<v Speaker 2>so for three cents, you would have said something.

0:34:49.520 --> 0:34:49.560
<v Speaker 3>No.

0:34:49.640 --> 0:34:53.040
<v Speaker 2>But the thing is, at this point, remember the nozzles

0:34:53.160 --> 0:34:55.160
<v Speaker 2>out of a back on the on the rack, and

0:34:55.520 --> 0:34:58.960
<v Speaker 2>my gas can. You tank is closed? Price? What's the

0:34:59.080 --> 0:35:02.160
<v Speaker 2>price is it? Whatever he says nineteen seventy five, it goes,

0:35:02.200 --> 0:35:04.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't have any quarters. I'm out of quarters.

0:35:04.520 --> 0:35:04.600
<v Speaker 4>Bro.

0:35:04.800 --> 0:35:06.440
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no. You

0:35:06.560 --> 0:35:08.839
<v Speaker 2>fill me to twenty, bro, fill me to twenty. Okay,

0:35:08.960 --> 0:35:10.920
<v Speaker 2>so twenty five cents, you're putting it back in. He's

0:35:10.960 --> 0:35:13.040
<v Speaker 2>sticking it back in. Twenty cents, he's sticking it back

0:35:13.080 --> 0:35:16.000
<v Speaker 2>in fifteen ten okay, even a dime. No, you can't

0:35:16.040 --> 0:35:19.200
<v Speaker 2>fucking be nineteen ninety and think, okay, you're gonna short

0:35:19.320 --> 0:35:23.400
<v Speaker 2>change me. It was nineteen ninety nine. Okay, so you

0:35:23.560 --> 0:35:25.439
<v Speaker 2>have a limit, right, you have a limit. Ten cents,

0:35:25.560 --> 0:35:28.480
<v Speaker 2>you your pistols, even a nickel in nineteen ninety five. No,

0:35:28.600 --> 0:35:31.279
<v Speaker 2>I said, penny. You gotta give you know, you gotta

0:35:31.280 --> 0:35:33.720
<v Speaker 2>give me a little squirt. You know what I'm saying. Okay,

0:35:33.760 --> 0:35:37.200
<v Speaker 2>So Scary Jones calls bullshit at five cents, But my

0:35:37.320 --> 0:35:40.040
<v Speaker 2>friend calls bullshit at three cents and he's wrong. Is

0:35:40.120 --> 0:35:44.239
<v Speaker 2>that what you're saying? No, well, it's it's a little

0:35:44.280 --> 0:35:48.680
<v Speaker 2>bitt beb What what is it different? He got ripped

0:35:48.719 --> 0:35:50.800
<v Speaker 2>off three cents, You got ripped off a penny, and

0:35:50.880 --> 0:35:52.600
<v Speaker 2>you said if you got ripped off five cents, you

0:35:52.640 --> 0:35:56.720
<v Speaker 2>would go crazy, You'd want you because because in that case,

0:35:56.800 --> 0:35:59.520
<v Speaker 2>all it would take for him is to do is

0:35:59.880 --> 0:36:03.319
<v Speaker 2>to put the nozzle back. That's worth unscrewing the cap

0:36:03.400 --> 0:36:05.880
<v Speaker 2>on the tank, putting the nozzle back and giving me

0:36:06.000 --> 0:36:08.520
<v Speaker 2>and filling me to twenty Okay, that's all. Okay, What happens?

0:36:08.680 --> 0:36:10.279
<v Speaker 2>What happens if he goes click click, and now it's

0:36:10.320 --> 0:36:12.600
<v Speaker 2>twenty dollars and four cents and he goes, bro, you

0:36:12.680 --> 0:36:13.319
<v Speaker 2>owe me four cents?

0:36:13.360 --> 0:36:13.719
<v Speaker 3>What do you do?

0:36:13.800 --> 0:36:15.480
<v Speaker 2>Then you tell him you're out of nichols? I don't

0:36:15.480 --> 0:36:18.279
<v Speaker 2>tell him you're out of pennies. I would imagine he

0:36:18.320 --> 0:36:20.080
<v Speaker 2>would give me the benefit of the doubt because it's

0:36:20.080 --> 0:36:23.000
<v Speaker 2>in my favor. Why should he, man's got to make

0:36:23.040 --> 0:36:27.279
<v Speaker 2>a living. Why is he giving you free gas? I mean,

0:36:27.280 --> 0:36:29.520
<v Speaker 2>you wouldn't take the you got short change from him?

0:36:29.520 --> 0:36:31.120
<v Speaker 2>You don't want to get short change. We are quibbling,

0:36:31.640 --> 0:36:35.839
<v Speaker 2>quibbling over fractions of pennies and stuff. It doesn't matter.

0:36:36.640 --> 0:36:39.200
<v Speaker 2>I just I don't know for whatever reason. Listen, I

0:36:39.320 --> 0:36:41.399
<v Speaker 2>did say I did take the side of your friend

0:36:41.480 --> 0:36:45.120
<v Speaker 2>paper menu. Yes, the business should have been better, but

0:36:45.239 --> 0:36:47.200
<v Speaker 2>you know what that that that tells you the kind

0:36:47.239 --> 0:36:50.680
<v Speaker 2>of business it is. And maybe maybe the price they

0:36:50.920 --> 0:36:53.520
<v Speaker 2>pay is that they don't get my business again, you

0:36:53.600 --> 0:36:57.120
<v Speaker 2>know what, just a on account of just on account

0:36:57.120 --> 0:36:59.520
<v Speaker 2>of principle, Well, fuck you, I'm not coming about you

0:36:59.560 --> 0:37:02.120
<v Speaker 2>get drunk. The drug store, Oh, the drug store. Okay,

0:37:02.400 --> 0:37:04.160
<v Speaker 2>but what if okay, let me ask you a question.

0:37:04.280 --> 0:37:06.640
<v Speaker 2>Be honest, Now, be honest. If you went back to

0:37:06.719 --> 0:37:09.480
<v Speaker 2>the same gas station four days later and said give

0:37:09.520 --> 0:37:12.000
<v Speaker 2>me twenty bucks worth of gas and he gave you

0:37:12.160 --> 0:37:18.480
<v Speaker 2>nineteen ninety nine again, are you going back a third time? Never? Okay, okay,

0:37:18.680 --> 0:37:20.719
<v Speaker 2>but me see, you would go back to that. You

0:37:20.719 --> 0:37:23.600
<v Speaker 2>would be like you might be like, hey, give me

0:37:23.680 --> 0:37:27.120
<v Speaker 2>that extra penny, or you'll be like, hey, you owe

0:37:27.120 --> 0:37:29.320
<v Speaker 2>me a penny next time. So next time, if I

0:37:29.360 --> 0:37:31.399
<v Speaker 2>ask for twenty dollars, I come back, I'm getting twenty

0:37:31.440 --> 0:37:33.560
<v Speaker 2>oh one. That's what you would do. No, what I

0:37:33.600 --> 0:37:35.960
<v Speaker 2>would do is go a third time to establish a pattern,

0:37:36.320 --> 0:37:37.960
<v Speaker 2>and I would take a picture of the meter each

0:37:38.040 --> 0:37:40.920
<v Speaker 2>time and then go aha, I go, I'm gonna I'm

0:37:40.920 --> 0:37:43.560
<v Speaker 2>gonna expose you to all the local can't imagine he

0:37:43.640 --> 0:37:47.239
<v Speaker 2>did something nefarious. He didn't do this on purpose. Oh oh,

0:37:47.360 --> 0:37:50.000
<v Speaker 2>he's programming these he's programming it to nineteen ninety nine.

0:37:50.000 --> 0:37:53.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, absolutely, come on, fucking they fuck get

0:37:54.000 --> 0:38:01.479
<v Speaker 2>the gas pump. Wow. All right, hey, hey, what's today?

0:38:01.560 --> 0:38:04.840
<v Speaker 2>What's today's date? As we record this, today is Wednesday,

0:38:04.880 --> 0:38:08.600
<v Speaker 2>November fifth, Okay, twenty twenty five. I'm gonna bring this up,

0:38:08.960 --> 0:38:10.640
<v Speaker 2>bring this one thing up, and then we can take

0:38:10.640 --> 0:38:14.000
<v Speaker 2>a break. Uh So John Oliver does this thing every

0:38:14.080 --> 0:38:17.840
<v Speaker 2>month at the beginning of the month. On last week, tonight,

0:38:18.360 --> 0:38:21.800
<v Speaker 2>he does a montage of local newscasters all over the

0:38:21.840 --> 0:38:25.200
<v Speaker 2>country saying the same thing. He is saying the same joke,

0:38:25.560 --> 0:38:28.800
<v Speaker 2>saying the same cliche, like pumpkin latte, I got my

0:38:28.960 --> 0:38:33.200
<v Speaker 2>pumpkin lante. So every month, uh, he does the same thing.

0:38:33.280 --> 0:38:36.600
<v Speaker 2>He shows them all, go, h Mike, can you believe

0:38:36.640 --> 0:38:39.560
<v Speaker 2>it's already August? Oh my god, it's August already. Can

0:38:39.640 --> 0:38:40.520
<v Speaker 2>you believe it's August?

0:38:40.640 --> 0:38:40.799
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

0:38:40.880 --> 0:38:43.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, we actually run some of those montages

0:38:43.840 --> 0:38:46.480
<v Speaker 2>on the air. That's great, right, I know you have right,

0:38:46.640 --> 0:38:51.600
<v Speaker 2>Okaymber First, it's already September. Can you believe It'sturday? September?

0:38:52.200 --> 0:38:54.439
<v Speaker 2>And I hate that. It's like, yeah, I can fucking believe.

0:38:54.440 --> 0:38:57.520
<v Speaker 2>It happens every year and every month is the same,

0:38:57.719 --> 0:39:00.720
<v Speaker 2>you know, roughly thirty days. Every day's two twenty four hours.

0:39:01.040 --> 0:39:03.759
<v Speaker 2>I understand how the calendar works. Yes, I can believe

0:39:03.800 --> 0:39:06.200
<v Speaker 2>it's already November. So I went to get a haircut

0:39:06.280 --> 0:39:09.160
<v Speaker 2>from our friend and I sit down in the chair

0:39:09.680 --> 0:39:12.480
<v Speaker 2>on November third, scary and what do I get?

0:39:12.880 --> 0:39:13.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

0:39:13.080 --> 0:39:15.879
<v Speaker 2>Hello, David, I go, how's it going? Good? Good? Good?

0:39:16.440 --> 0:39:18.680
<v Speaker 2>Can you believe it's already November? Yes, I can fucking

0:39:18.719 --> 0:39:22.920
<v Speaker 2>believe it's already November. Yes, that's what happens after Halloween

0:39:23.360 --> 0:39:27.160
<v Speaker 2>November comes. It's a form of small talk. It's a

0:39:27.200 --> 0:39:29.399
<v Speaker 2>way of breaking ice. It's a way of opening it's

0:39:29.400 --> 0:39:34.040
<v Speaker 2>an opening statement on that's what people do. It's the

0:39:34.120 --> 0:39:37.520
<v Speaker 2>elevator small talk. That's all it is. No, No, you know,

0:39:37.600 --> 0:39:40.040
<v Speaker 2>you say, hey, how how is your Halloween? Like you

0:39:40.160 --> 0:39:42.640
<v Speaker 2>did how is Halloween? How was Halloween? Hey? How is

0:39:42.680 --> 0:39:45.839
<v Speaker 2>your weekend. Oh, my weekend was great. How are the kids? Oh,

0:39:45.920 --> 0:39:48.640
<v Speaker 2>kids are great, you know, because we believe it's ready,

0:39:49.440 --> 0:39:52.840
<v Speaker 2>because I'm not. Yeah, I'm not that small minded, you know.

0:39:52.960 --> 0:39:56.800
<v Speaker 2>I actually asked a better question. Yeah, I guess it

0:39:56.840 --> 0:39:58.960
<v Speaker 2>could have been. I guess a lot of There are

0:39:59.080 --> 0:40:03.840
<v Speaker 2>podcasts that I'm sure they're out there that started they're

0:40:03.880 --> 0:40:07.600
<v Speaker 2>broadcast with can you believe it's November? First? But that's

0:40:07.640 --> 0:40:11.920
<v Speaker 2>not us, that's not who we are. I'm okay, So, slices, Slice,

0:40:11.960 --> 0:40:13.960
<v Speaker 2>I want you to make a note of anyone this

0:40:14.120 --> 0:40:16.560
<v Speaker 2>week who said to you because you believe it's November,

0:40:16.680 --> 0:40:18.040
<v Speaker 2>And I want you to be honest if you did

0:40:18.080 --> 0:40:20.600
<v Speaker 2>it to somebody else, did you go you believe it's

0:40:20.600 --> 0:40:24.160
<v Speaker 2>in November? Because yeah, I can believe it. It happened.

0:40:24.200 --> 0:40:24.319
<v Speaker 5>Now.

0:40:24.440 --> 0:40:26.279
<v Speaker 2>I did have a couple of people to me to

0:40:26.520 --> 0:40:29.480
<v Speaker 2>talk to me today here in the Northeast, it reached

0:40:29.480 --> 0:40:33.600
<v Speaker 2>sixty five degrees, So people said, can you believe it's

0:40:33.600 --> 0:40:35.840
<v Speaker 2>sixty five degrees here in the middle of that's a

0:40:35.880 --> 0:40:38.480
<v Speaker 2>different store, because that's not normal, right, that's not normal.

0:40:38.760 --> 0:40:41.360
<v Speaker 2>The fact that it's November is normal. It's always November

0:40:41.680 --> 0:40:45.200
<v Speaker 2>this month, every year. This month is November, so, but

0:40:45.320 --> 0:40:47.640
<v Speaker 2>it's not always sixty five degrees. I actually had to

0:40:47.880 --> 0:40:50.840
<v Speaker 2>open the windows in my car today also when I

0:40:50.920 --> 0:40:53.000
<v Speaker 2>was driving because it was hot in the car. Yeah,

0:40:53.160 --> 0:40:55.239
<v Speaker 2>it was hot out. It's hot out there for Well,

0:40:55.239 --> 0:40:59.040
<v Speaker 2>how about this one? On Sunday, I found myself in

0:40:59.120 --> 0:41:02.879
<v Speaker 2>Bloomingdale's with a buddy of mine. Why you woke up drunk?

0:41:02.880 --> 0:41:04.719
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean you found yourself there? Well, that's

0:41:04.760 --> 0:41:06.799
<v Speaker 2>where I wasn't supposed to be there, but we ended

0:41:06.920 --> 0:41:09.920
<v Speaker 2>up there, and we were all and you're buying. You're

0:41:09.920 --> 0:41:12.399
<v Speaker 2>buying your boye some jewelry and Elton John step Into

0:41:12.480 --> 0:41:14.800
<v Speaker 2>Christmas is playing. And I looked at him and I

0:41:14.840 --> 0:41:16.880
<v Speaker 2>pointed up at the speaker and I'm like, can you

0:41:16.960 --> 0:41:21.439
<v Speaker 2>believe this? It's not even Thanksgiving yet they're playing Christmas music?

0:41:22.840 --> 0:41:26.120
<v Speaker 2>Do I at least? Is that normal? I mean, I

0:41:26.239 --> 0:41:31.759
<v Speaker 2>feel like I mean, it's not. It's like, like, calm

0:41:31.880 --> 0:41:35.800
<v Speaker 2>down already. It's November first. It was November second actually

0:41:36.040 --> 0:41:45.799
<v Speaker 2>on Sunday and they're playing Step Christmas Step. You are

0:41:46.000 --> 0:41:50.000
<v Speaker 2>twenty years late to complain about how early Christmas comes

0:41:50.040 --> 0:41:53.800
<v Speaker 2>in retail stores because they stopped playing Christmas music. I

0:41:53.840 --> 0:41:55.759
<v Speaker 2>know it used to be after Thanksgiving? Right used to

0:41:55.800 --> 0:42:00.600
<v Speaker 2>be well right now Target, Target, the demand Halloween is

0:42:00.640 --> 0:42:03.520
<v Speaker 2>over Thanksgiving with a little bit of Christmas already out,

0:42:04.200 --> 0:42:07.319
<v Speaker 2>already out. I don't see the Honiker stuff out yet,

0:42:07.360 --> 0:42:09.279
<v Speaker 2>but I'm the Christmas stuff is coming any day now.

0:42:09.960 --> 0:42:15.280
<v Speaker 2>So that's just that's it's the retail world we live in. Anyway,

0:42:15.320 --> 0:42:16.920
<v Speaker 2>it'll be yeah, yeah, can you believe? Can you believe it?

0:42:17.239 --> 0:42:19.520
<v Speaker 2>Can you believe it? Can you believe it? Can you believe?

0:42:19.560 --> 0:42:23.920
<v Speaker 2>They're playing Christmas music already? You're that guy, I'm that guy.

0:42:24.040 --> 0:42:25.759
<v Speaker 2>All Right, we gotta take a break. We'll be back.

0:42:26.600 --> 0:42:38.680
<v Speaker 2>It's podcast. You're awake, I'm awake. I'm awake. I was

0:42:38.760 --> 0:42:40.480
<v Speaker 2>just thinking about whether or not I wanted to tell

0:42:41.239 --> 0:42:44.600
<v Speaker 2>a Target story because you told me last week that

0:42:45.960 --> 0:42:49.120
<v Speaker 2>a pickleball story. I'm gonna go with Target. Okay, you

0:42:49.160 --> 0:42:53.239
<v Speaker 2>can Target. So this there's a story, and then there's it.

0:42:53.320 --> 0:42:55.000
<v Speaker 2>There's a that I need. I need slice. I need

0:42:55.080 --> 0:42:58.960
<v Speaker 2>slices to leave their stories. So I'm in Target and

0:42:59.080 --> 0:43:02.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm checking out. I'm ringing up my order at the

0:43:02.160 --> 0:43:06.080
<v Speaker 2>self checkout, and there's a mom with a little girl.

0:43:06.560 --> 0:43:10.400
<v Speaker 2>The little girl's maybe seven eight years old, and the

0:43:10.600 --> 0:43:14.840
<v Speaker 2>daughter was asking questions and trying to put something on

0:43:14.960 --> 0:43:17.360
<v Speaker 2>the scanner, like scan something she wanted, you know, like

0:43:17.440 --> 0:43:19.400
<v Speaker 2>they always have the candy. They call it the impulse

0:43:19.440 --> 0:43:21.800
<v Speaker 2>buying stuff at the register. Yeah, and the mother is

0:43:21.840 --> 0:43:24.279
<v Speaker 2>getting frustrated with her, and she's like, you gotta stop it,

0:43:24.760 --> 0:43:29.600
<v Speaker 2>you know, you know, uh, cut it out whatever. And

0:43:29.680 --> 0:43:31.440
<v Speaker 2>the daughter's like, well, I you know, I it's not fair.

0:43:31.480 --> 0:43:34.399
<v Speaker 2>I went whatever the daughter said, and the mother says,

0:43:34.520 --> 0:43:36.879
<v Speaker 2>looks right at her, and she says, if you keep

0:43:37.000 --> 0:43:39.480
<v Speaker 2>talking that way to me, the problems you're gonna have

0:43:39.680 --> 0:43:43.239
<v Speaker 2>you don't even know. Well, of course she's not gonna know.

0:43:43.560 --> 0:43:46.120
<v Speaker 2>She's eight years old. What does that mean. The problems

0:43:46.160 --> 0:43:48.880
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna have you don't even know. You don't even know.

0:43:49.000 --> 0:43:51.239
<v Speaker 2>She doesn't have life experience yet, so she's not gonna

0:43:51.280 --> 0:43:55.000
<v Speaker 2>know most of it, right right, Yeah, well you don't

0:43:55.000 --> 0:43:56.360
<v Speaker 2>even know, Like what are they I'm gonna cut your

0:43:56.400 --> 0:44:00.279
<v Speaker 2>fingers off. What does she talk to? Of course you

0:44:00.320 --> 0:44:03.480
<v Speaker 2>don't even know. Problems, you don't even know, the problems

0:44:03.520 --> 0:44:07.239
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna have, you don't even know, Like I don't

0:44:07.239 --> 0:44:08.920
<v Speaker 2>know why again, why the word even is in there?

0:44:08.960 --> 0:44:12.480
<v Speaker 2>But okay, you don't even know what's what's so?

0:44:12.560 --> 0:44:12.880
<v Speaker 4>What is that?

0:44:13.040 --> 0:44:14.800
<v Speaker 2>What does that mean to the kid? It means nothing.

0:44:14.960 --> 0:44:17.319
<v Speaker 2>The kid's like, I don't know what problems I'm gonna have. Well,

0:44:17.360 --> 0:44:18.920
<v Speaker 2>how is that a threat? She has no idea what

0:44:19.040 --> 0:44:22.759
<v Speaker 2>the problems are. So it reminded me of dumb ship

0:44:23.280 --> 0:44:25.560
<v Speaker 2>my parents would say to me sometimes in the heat

0:44:25.600 --> 0:44:28.480
<v Speaker 2>of anger. They would just start blurting shit out, like

0:44:28.600 --> 0:44:33.239
<v Speaker 2>what right. Well, one time my mother called me a

0:44:33.400 --> 0:44:36.800
<v Speaker 2>son of a bitch. She said, she said something like,

0:44:36.880 --> 0:44:39.040
<v Speaker 2>go clean up your room. Stop aggravating me, this little

0:44:39.080 --> 0:44:42.040
<v Speaker 2>son of a bitch. It's almost like a it's almost

0:44:42.040 --> 0:44:47.480
<v Speaker 2>on an insult to herself exactly. So I said, so,

0:44:48.120 --> 0:44:51.040
<v Speaker 2>I said, you're absolutely right, Mom, no argument, And then

0:44:51.080 --> 0:44:53.799
<v Speaker 2>she realized what she had said, and then I got

0:44:53.840 --> 0:44:57.560
<v Speaker 2>in trouble. Wow, My point is so, My point is, Slices,

0:44:58.719 --> 0:45:01.080
<v Speaker 2>was there something your parents said that you like, they

0:45:01.160 --> 0:45:03.000
<v Speaker 2>used to yell at you or that made no sense?

0:45:03.280 --> 0:45:06.160
<v Speaker 2>It was an old Italian phrase or whatever, an old

0:45:06.239 --> 0:45:09.320
<v Speaker 2>Spanish something that made no freaking sense when they said it,

0:45:09.360 --> 0:45:12.560
<v Speaker 2>if you analyzed it or as a parent, as a parent,

0:45:12.800 --> 0:45:15.040
<v Speaker 2>have you ever yelled out something so stupid that you

0:45:15.120 --> 0:45:17.080
<v Speaker 2>realize after you said it, it made no sense. But

0:45:17.200 --> 0:45:19.759
<v Speaker 2>that's what the woman was like, Well, you don't even

0:45:19.880 --> 0:45:22.279
<v Speaker 2>know the problems you're gonna have. You don't even know

0:45:22.960 --> 0:45:24.840
<v Speaker 2>the kid was eight years old. She's like, oh no,

0:45:25.160 --> 0:45:27.480
<v Speaker 2>what does that mean? So scary? If you did your

0:45:27.520 --> 0:45:32.040
<v Speaker 2>mom ever yell something stupid to you or God help you? Okay,

0:45:32.719 --> 0:45:36.680
<v Speaker 2>how's God get Like? I hope he does. It sounds

0:45:36.680 --> 0:45:40.520
<v Speaker 2>like I'm in trouble. Yeah, like God help or God

0:45:40.960 --> 0:45:43.080
<v Speaker 2>is not really a Threatna, that's not a threat to

0:45:43.120 --> 0:45:46.920
<v Speaker 2>say God help you. No, yeah, God help you, God help?

0:45:47.000 --> 0:45:50.279
<v Speaker 2>I catch you? You doing this? Or what Mike? Uh?

0:45:50.719 --> 0:45:53.279
<v Speaker 2>All right? Or how about how about parents who say

0:45:53.320 --> 0:45:54.960
<v Speaker 2>this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you,

0:45:55.800 --> 0:45:58.360
<v Speaker 2>but then they spank your ass. It absolutely hurt the

0:45:58.440 --> 0:46:00.560
<v Speaker 2>kid more that what they mean. I don't want to

0:46:00.600 --> 0:46:02.600
<v Speaker 2>have to do this. But they don't really mean that.

0:46:02.840 --> 0:46:05.439
<v Speaker 2>It's not really hurting the parent more were spanking a kid,

0:46:05.920 --> 0:46:09.080
<v Speaker 2>it hurts them. They don't mean that. There's got to

0:46:09.080 --> 0:46:12.160
<v Speaker 2>be others. Yeah, so Slices's got a lot of homework.

0:46:12.160 --> 0:46:15.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm giving you more home, more homework for the slices. Yeah.

0:46:15.960 --> 0:46:17.480
<v Speaker 2>In other words, don't call your kid a son of

0:46:17.520 --> 0:46:20.440
<v Speaker 2>a bitch because it's right back at you. Yeah, so

0:46:20.600 --> 0:46:22.600
<v Speaker 2>what else you got? I got a story about ac DC.

0:46:22.680 --> 0:46:24.160
<v Speaker 2>I gotta tell you, and then we'll get out of here.

0:46:24.480 --> 0:46:27.600
<v Speaker 2>Getting late, it's getting late. We still we still have

0:46:27.640 --> 0:46:30.560
<v Speaker 2>another hold on a second. I know, iHeart told us

0:46:31.000 --> 0:46:33.879
<v Speaker 2>that we should keep these to around sixty minutes, but well,

0:46:33.960 --> 0:46:37.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't give a shit. We gotta give entertainment to

0:46:37.560 --> 0:46:39.480
<v Speaker 2>the people. We're not even no, I'm saying, we're not

0:46:39.520 --> 0:46:42.400
<v Speaker 2>even in fifty minutes yet? You want to leave? What

0:46:42.520 --> 0:46:43.520
<v Speaker 2>are you doing over here? Bro?

0:46:44.040 --> 0:46:44.160
<v Speaker 3>Hi?

0:46:44.560 --> 0:46:46.640
<v Speaker 2>Then I give you I'll give you a funny paper

0:46:46.719 --> 0:46:50.120
<v Speaker 2>menu story, more paper menu. Why don't we add him

0:46:50.120 --> 0:46:53.240
<v Speaker 2>to the podcast? By the way, won't come on? Somebody

0:46:53.400 --> 0:46:56.280
<v Speaker 2>asked us if we can have Spruce on the loose

0:46:56.360 --> 0:46:58.760
<v Speaker 2>on Oh. I talked to him tonight.

0:46:59.239 --> 0:46:59.439
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:47:00.080 --> 0:47:02.200
<v Speaker 2>Great, A great conversation with him tonight. It was hilarious.

0:47:02.440 --> 0:47:05.280
<v Speaker 2>Hold yeah, should we have him on because the listeners

0:47:05.320 --> 0:47:09.160
<v Speaker 2>watch Spruce. Spruce is the fan favorite. You know that, Oh,

0:47:09.280 --> 0:47:10.960
<v Speaker 2>Spruce is great. We wrote it. We wrote a comedy

0:47:11.000 --> 0:47:14.360
<v Speaker 2>bit tonight together for him because because I sometimes I

0:47:14.560 --> 0:47:16.080
<v Speaker 2>like to do the job I used to do with him,

0:47:16.600 --> 0:47:17.960
<v Speaker 2>So like he'll call me to go. Hey, you want

0:47:18.000 --> 0:47:20.080
<v Speaker 2>to write, I go, absolutely, So I wrote I wrote

0:47:20.360 --> 0:47:22.320
<v Speaker 2>a bit with him tonight, you know, for radio stations

0:47:22.320 --> 0:47:24.680
<v Speaker 2>around the country to use, and so, Uh I should

0:47:24.719 --> 0:47:26.239
<v Speaker 2>have said, we want to be on tonight. I didn't

0:47:26.239 --> 0:47:28.719
<v Speaker 2>think of it, although I did ask my friend. I

0:47:28.800 --> 0:47:31.360
<v Speaker 2>did ask my friend Eric to come on tonight because

0:47:31.719 --> 0:47:35.239
<v Speaker 2>my friend Eric from the It's Eric Nagel Show. Yes, Uh,

0:47:35.440 --> 0:47:37.560
<v Speaker 2>he had something happened to him at a clothing store

0:47:38.400 --> 0:47:40.279
<v Speaker 2>that I have never heard of, and I would have

0:47:40.320 --> 0:47:42.960
<v Speaker 2>been I would have walked out. It's the most freaky

0:47:43.040 --> 0:47:45.840
<v Speaker 2>thing I've ever heard. So uh, as soon as we

0:47:45.880 --> 0:47:48.160
<v Speaker 2>can get him on to tell that story. Scary what

0:47:48.320 --> 0:47:50.200
<v Speaker 2>you would have done. I can't imagine how you would

0:47:50.200 --> 0:47:53.600
<v Speaker 2>have handled this situation. It's mind blowing that any clothing

0:47:53.680 --> 0:47:55.800
<v Speaker 2>store would do this to a customer think it was normal.

0:47:56.000 --> 0:47:58.120
<v Speaker 2>So we're gonna have Eric on first. We couldn't come

0:47:58.160 --> 0:47:59.800
<v Speaker 2>on tonight, so I'm gonna try to get him on

0:48:00.160 --> 0:48:03.839
<v Speaker 2>uh soon. But yeah, from the It's Eric Nigel Show

0:48:04.080 --> 0:48:06.239
<v Speaker 2>with a K and a G. This is something I've

0:48:06.239 --> 0:48:08.719
<v Speaker 2>been wanting to address, but I really can't. It's gonna

0:48:08.760 --> 0:48:11.000
<v Speaker 2>hit too close to home. I don't want to out

0:48:11.080 --> 0:48:14.640
<v Speaker 2>my girlfriend on it, but she seems to. I'm just

0:48:14.719 --> 0:48:16.480
<v Speaker 2>gonna say it because I'm not. I'm gonna be very

0:48:16.560 --> 0:48:19.400
<v Speaker 2>vague the way you were earlier and not giving the

0:48:19.520 --> 0:48:22.279
<v Speaker 2>name of this celebrity that you took or treated at

0:48:22.560 --> 0:48:23.560
<v Speaker 2>whose house you were all right?

0:48:23.600 --> 0:48:23.759
<v Speaker 3>It was?

0:48:24.280 --> 0:48:30.399
<v Speaker 2>It was Ed Lover from the old show MTV raps. Yeah, yeah,

0:48:30.680 --> 0:48:32.040
<v Speaker 2>Ed Lover? Who's like that? What was one of the

0:48:32.120 --> 0:48:35.200
<v Speaker 2>kings of the hip hop community for many years? Terrific?

0:48:35.360 --> 0:48:38.200
<v Speaker 2>Well you couldn't say that. Well, I didn't say where,

0:48:38.600 --> 0:48:41.240
<v Speaker 2>what town it was, So that's that's what I wanted

0:48:41.280 --> 0:48:42.480
<v Speaker 2>to think about it for a minute and say, you know,

0:48:42.480 --> 0:48:44.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to say what town. But anyway, he

0:48:44.239 --> 0:48:46.200
<v Speaker 2>couldn't have been nicer, and he gave my kids so

0:48:46.280 --> 0:48:49.080
<v Speaker 2>much candy, so I kind of want I wanted to.

0:48:49.360 --> 0:48:51.560
<v Speaker 2>I actually wanted to do this with my girlfriend and

0:48:51.680 --> 0:48:55.200
<v Speaker 2>confront the couple that she's talking only on your birth

0:48:55.239 --> 0:48:57.000
<v Speaker 2>only you can only do that on your birthday, scary whatever.

0:48:59.440 --> 0:49:07.480
<v Speaker 2>So so she thinks one of our friends are swingers, Oh,

0:49:07.560 --> 0:49:10.360
<v Speaker 2>one of your friends one of my I have a

0:49:10.400 --> 0:49:11.840
<v Speaker 2>lot of remember, we had a lot of We have

0:49:11.920 --> 0:49:15.839
<v Speaker 2>a lot of friends amongst us. But okay, she thinks

0:49:15.880 --> 0:49:19.440
<v Speaker 2>that there's a couple that we hang with are swingers,

0:49:21.120 --> 0:49:27.520
<v Speaker 2>and I don't even know. I feel like I know everybody.

0:49:27.680 --> 0:49:29.799
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I know their business, I know their life.

0:49:30.400 --> 0:49:32.600
<v Speaker 2>And I just told her, no, there's no way, there's

0:49:32.640 --> 0:49:34.480
<v Speaker 2>no way to the swingers, and she goes, just watch

0:49:35.480 --> 0:49:39.960
<v Speaker 2>watch their behavior. Sometimes people are shrouded in secrecy and

0:49:40.080 --> 0:49:43.440
<v Speaker 2>then won't tell their closest friends that they're swingers. Do

0:49:43.560 --> 0:49:46.279
<v Speaker 2>they have shirts with pineapples on them? No, they don't.

0:49:47.120 --> 0:49:49.600
<v Speaker 2>I know that's a telltale sign. But said, let me

0:49:49.640 --> 0:49:51.200
<v Speaker 2>ask you a question. Yeah, let me ask you a question.

0:49:51.280 --> 0:49:56.040
<v Speaker 2>I got a question. Would you be more hurt if

0:49:56.080 --> 0:49:59.000
<v Speaker 2>they didn't hit on you and Robin or relaxed and

0:50:00.000 --> 0:50:02.719
<v Speaker 2>believe that they didn't, or would you feel like, well,

0:50:02.760 --> 0:50:03.640
<v Speaker 2>while what's wrong with us?

0:50:03.960 --> 0:50:04.000
<v Speaker 5>No?

0:50:04.280 --> 0:50:06.560
<v Speaker 2>I would not. I wouldn't even think of it in

0:50:06.640 --> 0:50:10.400
<v Speaker 2>that way. I would not. No, Now, are these people doable?

0:50:10.920 --> 0:50:12.560
<v Speaker 2>Would you do? Would you would if they? If you

0:50:12.680 --> 0:50:15.080
<v Speaker 2>with swingers? And the swingers like, is there is the

0:50:15.120 --> 0:50:17.320
<v Speaker 2>female in this situation or the male whatever you're in

0:50:18.920 --> 0:50:19.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm not.

0:50:20.680 --> 0:50:20.719
<v Speaker 3>Not.

0:50:21.040 --> 0:50:23.880
<v Speaker 2>According to the trucker, I would say the trucker the

0:50:23.960 --> 0:50:26.480
<v Speaker 2>Trucker seems to think otherwise. If you don't know what

0:50:26.480 --> 0:50:30.400
<v Speaker 2>we're talking about. Listening to the last Lifetime episode, I

0:50:30.560 --> 0:50:39.279
<v Speaker 2>just yeah, no, I feel I don't know. I feel

0:50:39.320 --> 0:50:42.399
<v Speaker 2>like as people get older, they just started experimenting because

0:50:42.400 --> 0:50:44.759
<v Speaker 2>they just don't care. It's like, all right. I feel

0:50:44.760 --> 0:50:48.040
<v Speaker 2>like I feel like the true swingers are like and again,

0:50:48.200 --> 0:50:50.040
<v Speaker 2>you could be any age, but I feel like you're

0:50:50.239 --> 0:50:52.560
<v Speaker 2>more prone to do that as you get older, like

0:50:52.600 --> 0:50:55.280
<v Speaker 2>in your fifties and sixties, you start seeing these people

0:50:55.400 --> 0:50:59.759
<v Speaker 2>like that relationships. I don't know. I could see you

0:51:00.760 --> 0:51:04.719
<v Speaker 2>thinking not doing. I can see you thinking about doing

0:51:04.800 --> 0:51:07.120
<v Speaker 2>somebody's girlfriend or wife. But then when they were like,

0:51:07.160 --> 0:51:11.719
<v Speaker 2>all right, dude, I'm gonna do Robb. Second, that's not

0:51:11.760 --> 0:51:13.799
<v Speaker 2>what I was talking about. You said I can think

0:51:13.800 --> 0:51:15.840
<v Speaker 2>with your wife. Well, well yeah, and I said, yo,

0:51:16.040 --> 0:51:17.719
<v Speaker 2>no no no, no no no, no no no no.

0:51:18.360 --> 0:51:20.360
<v Speaker 2>This this conversation has nothing to do with that. This

0:51:20.520 --> 0:51:23.879
<v Speaker 2>is more about her thoughts about something that I never

0:51:23.960 --> 0:51:28.759
<v Speaker 2>put much thought about into about friends of ours. I'm like, yeah,

0:51:28.760 --> 0:51:30.759
<v Speaker 2>but you're not very you don't think about people that way.

0:51:30.800 --> 0:51:34.200
<v Speaker 2>You're not you're very You're very surface. Oh they're fun.

0:51:34.239 --> 0:51:38.120
<v Speaker 2>They drank they yeah, yeah, they're always out partying and

0:51:38.200 --> 0:51:42.000
<v Speaker 2>hanging out whatever. She's like ah, And I'm like, I

0:51:42.120 --> 0:51:44.840
<v Speaker 2>don't know. I think you got this one miscalculated. But

0:51:45.120 --> 0:51:47.400
<v Speaker 2>we really can't go further in talking about this because

0:51:48.520 --> 0:51:50.240
<v Speaker 2>not only do we not want to out these people,

0:51:50.280 --> 0:51:53.600
<v Speaker 2>we don't want you know, we don't permission to talk

0:51:53.640 --> 0:51:56.480
<v Speaker 2>about it. And and if it's not true now then

0:51:56.520 --> 0:51:58.880
<v Speaker 2>it's really weird. You know, I don't want to lose

0:51:58.920 --> 0:52:01.360
<v Speaker 2>friends over it, but just gonna drop it. But have

0:52:01.480 --> 0:52:05.319
<v Speaker 2>you ever had friends have you a swinger friend? Well? Well,

0:52:05.400 --> 0:52:07.200
<v Speaker 2>oh wait a minute, you and I did we talk

0:52:07.239 --> 0:52:10.399
<v Speaker 2>about this in detail? The radio friend of ours who

0:52:10.480 --> 0:52:12.160
<v Speaker 2>has an open marriage? Do we talk about that?

0:52:12.280 --> 0:52:12.440
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:52:13.640 --> 0:52:17.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, did we? I think we did? Yeah, I think

0:52:17.920 --> 0:52:21.400
<v Speaker 2>we did. We didn't say who it was, nor will we,

0:52:22.480 --> 0:52:22.839
<v Speaker 2>but we can.

0:52:22.880 --> 0:52:23.080
<v Speaker 4>We can.

0:52:23.200 --> 0:52:24.840
<v Speaker 2>We can rehash that, right, we can talk about it

0:52:24.920 --> 0:52:28.840
<v Speaker 2>from a sure, from a we have a we have

0:52:28.960 --> 0:52:31.479
<v Speaker 2>a radio friend of a friend, right, like a friend

0:52:31.520 --> 0:52:33.520
<v Speaker 2>of our radio friends is a friend like this guy

0:52:33.640 --> 0:52:35.600
<v Speaker 2>is like two friends removed, but we know who he

0:52:35.719 --> 0:52:37.359
<v Speaker 2>is in the business. But he's a friend of a friend.

0:52:37.400 --> 0:52:41.320
<v Speaker 2>Let's say, and he is in a marriage that allows

0:52:41.440 --> 0:52:46.680
<v Speaker 2>him to sleep with other women and other men because

0:52:46.719 --> 0:52:50.160
<v Speaker 2>that's what he's also into. And his wife, his wife

0:52:50.280 --> 0:52:52.359
<v Speaker 2>or whatever the level or I think it's his wife

0:52:52.840 --> 0:52:57.239
<v Speaker 2>is okay with that because she can't give him the

0:52:57.400 --> 0:53:00.400
<v Speaker 2>man love that he wants, so he can he has

0:53:00.440 --> 0:53:03.680
<v Speaker 2>that kind of they have that relationship that's not for me,

0:53:05.000 --> 0:53:07.320
<v Speaker 2>maybe could work for you. Scary from what I'm hearing about.

0:53:07.520 --> 0:53:12.800
<v Speaker 2>What but yeah, listen, we talked about the swingers cruises

0:53:12.960 --> 0:53:15.360
<v Speaker 2>right where you go from cabin on one cabin to

0:53:15.400 --> 0:53:19.920
<v Speaker 2>another on a cruise ship and everybody's swinging. I'm not swinging.

0:53:22.640 --> 0:53:25.000
<v Speaker 2>Let me just say this. No part of me is swinging,

0:53:25.560 --> 0:53:28.279
<v Speaker 2>none of it. Not doing it. But if you do it,

0:53:29.160 --> 0:53:32.239
<v Speaker 2>you know and you want to be anonymous. Obviously, if

0:53:32.239 --> 0:53:35.399
<v Speaker 2>you're a regulars lifetime caller will know your voice like, hey,

0:53:35.640 --> 0:53:37.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm not telling you who this is, but I'm a swinger,

0:53:37.719 --> 0:53:39.360
<v Speaker 2>and be like, okay, des Bombs, you're a swinger, we

0:53:39.400 --> 0:53:41.520
<v Speaker 2>get it's des Bomb. But if you're someone that we

0:53:41.520 --> 0:53:42.799
<v Speaker 2>don't know the voice and you want to call up

0:53:42.800 --> 0:53:45.239
<v Speaker 2>and be like, hey it's we're not gonna make fun.

0:53:45.360 --> 0:53:48.719
<v Speaker 2>I think it's fascinating that you have a different way

0:53:48.800 --> 0:53:52.080
<v Speaker 2>of expressing yourself and enjoying yourself. That's scary and I

0:53:52.280 --> 0:53:55.240
<v Speaker 2>don't have but that being said, scary if your friends

0:53:55.280 --> 0:53:58.600
<v Speaker 2>are swingers and they're swinging with other couples and they

0:53:58.719 --> 0:54:01.239
<v Speaker 2>never hit on you. And Robin, I'm okay with your fault,

0:54:01.360 --> 0:54:04.480
<v Speaker 2>but I'm okay with it. Yeah, I know you're okay

0:54:04.520 --> 0:54:06.480
<v Speaker 2>with it, but it's clearly your faul because Robin's gorgeous.

0:54:06.840 --> 0:54:10.359
<v Speaker 2>Oh thanks you? How to get that line out there?

0:54:11.000 --> 0:54:13.400
<v Speaker 2>I was talking to somebody her fault at the station

0:54:13.680 --> 0:54:17.759
<v Speaker 2>radio station about this, not this specific scenario, but it

0:54:17.920 --> 0:54:22.480
<v Speaker 2>came up and she said to me, you know, it's

0:54:22.600 --> 0:54:25.600
<v Speaker 2>more common than you know. It's just if you're not

0:54:25.719 --> 0:54:28.680
<v Speaker 2>part of the club, then you don't know. I y K,

0:54:28.960 --> 0:54:32.040
<v Speaker 2>y K if you know? You know, did she wink

0:54:32.080 --> 0:54:33.080
<v Speaker 2>at you when she told the story?

0:54:33.120 --> 0:54:33.239
<v Speaker 5>Now?

0:54:35.080 --> 0:54:37.480
<v Speaker 2>But she says that she knows tons of people who

0:54:37.520 --> 0:54:41.600
<v Speaker 2>are because apparently it's it's more of a thing, but

0:54:41.719 --> 0:54:44.680
<v Speaker 2>it's more of an unspoken thing. It's kind of like

0:54:45.400 --> 0:54:46.640
<v Speaker 2>like like, you know, there's that there?

0:54:46.719 --> 0:54:47.080
<v Speaker 4>What is that?

0:54:47.160 --> 0:54:53.680
<v Speaker 2>There's that that community in Florida called the Villages now

0:54:54.080 --> 0:54:58.759
<v Speaker 2>slices google the Villages Florida. It is a fifty five

0:54:58.840 --> 0:55:05.880
<v Speaker 2>and over retiring community where everyone's doing everybody, everyone's doing everyone,

0:55:06.520 --> 0:55:09.480
<v Speaker 2>and there's a lot of swinging going on, and yeah

0:55:09.520 --> 0:55:12.759
<v Speaker 2>they set everybody. No, they say that it is the

0:55:12.960 --> 0:55:16.200
<v Speaker 2>Villages is a place where you want to retire, especially

0:55:16.239 --> 0:55:19.200
<v Speaker 2>if you're single, or a swingle as people may may

0:55:19.640 --> 0:55:23.440
<v Speaker 2>call it. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, there's a pineapple pineapple

0:55:23.480 --> 0:55:26.520
<v Speaker 2>stand right outside. Yeah that so it's basically the signs

0:55:26.560 --> 0:55:29.759
<v Speaker 2>are if you you're you're you have your shopping cart

0:55:29.760 --> 0:55:32.040
<v Speaker 2>and you're in the store and you have a pineapple

0:55:32.520 --> 0:55:36.000
<v Speaker 2>upside down in your cart, that that's a sign. Or

0:55:36.040 --> 0:55:38.120
<v Speaker 2>if you leave it outside, if you leave it in

0:55:38.160 --> 0:55:40.440
<v Speaker 2>the golf cart, is a golf cart community, or even

0:55:40.760 --> 0:55:43.640
<v Speaker 2>on your doorstand door you have a pineapple logo or whatever,

0:55:43.719 --> 0:55:47.279
<v Speaker 2>ye aren't there? There also something with scrunchies on the

0:55:47.360 --> 0:55:50.000
<v Speaker 2>car antenna. The cars don't have an antennas anymore. But

0:55:50.160 --> 0:55:52.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, you know an awful lot about this

0:55:52.680 --> 0:55:56.520
<v Speaker 2>scary we learned about it. Google the Villages and you're

0:55:56.520 --> 0:55:59.640
<v Speaker 2>gonna see I'm not. Yeah, yeah, okay, so scary, honest question.

0:56:00.480 --> 0:56:03.760
<v Speaker 2>If Robin says to you one night, oh boy, he scary.

0:56:04.760 --> 0:56:09.000
<v Speaker 2>Mike and Mike and uh Jessica. Uh, turns out they

0:56:09.040 --> 0:56:13.200
<v Speaker 2>are and can't. I can't. I you know, it's you

0:56:13.280 --> 0:56:17.000
<v Speaker 2>know what if you're cemented as my friend after all

0:56:17.080 --> 0:56:19.600
<v Speaker 2>these years, I don't, yeah, like if like let's say

0:56:19.640 --> 0:56:22.239
<v Speaker 2>one of my closest friends said I've known since like

0:56:22.320 --> 0:56:27.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean like like right example, like like the like

0:56:27.600 --> 0:56:29.240
<v Speaker 2>the kind of guy you would bring to an SNL

0:56:29.480 --> 0:56:35.239
<v Speaker 2>after party. No, let's say like a bald freak or

0:56:35.280 --> 0:56:39.200
<v Speaker 2>even like the jersey Greg t. Oh, yeah, you know

0:56:39.320 --> 0:56:42.680
<v Speaker 2>what Greg T is sleeping with Robin. But I don't

0:56:42.680 --> 0:56:44.960
<v Speaker 2>want to. I don't want to think about their wives

0:56:45.000 --> 0:56:47.040
<v Speaker 2>that way. I don't. I just it just doesn't crook.

0:56:48.000 --> 0:56:50.759
<v Speaker 2>Like forget about them, forget about them. Let's say you

0:56:50.800 --> 0:56:54.800
<v Speaker 2>and Robin are out at the club ball Club du Clerb.

0:56:55.719 --> 0:56:58.279
<v Speaker 2>You're at the club and and a couple comes over

0:56:58.480 --> 0:57:01.200
<v Speaker 2>and and maybe one of says something to Robin, Well,

0:57:01.239 --> 0:57:04.880
<v Speaker 2>you're not paying attention. They're like, hey listen, Pineapple, and

0:57:05.040 --> 0:57:07.920
<v Speaker 2>she's like, what you know, pineapple, And this guy's you know,

0:57:08.000 --> 0:57:10.480
<v Speaker 2>pretty decent looking, and the girl's really good looking. And

0:57:10.640 --> 0:57:12.759
<v Speaker 2>Robin comes over to here and says, hey, scary this

0:57:12.880 --> 0:57:14.560
<v Speaker 2>this I spent this couple. I know it's weird, but

0:57:14.600 --> 0:57:16.200
<v Speaker 2>I've had a couple of drinks, and you know what,

0:57:16.360 --> 0:57:18.720
<v Speaker 2>we should spice up our spice up our relationship a

0:57:18.760 --> 0:57:20.480
<v Speaker 2>little bit. What do you say they got to they

0:57:20.520 --> 0:57:22.960
<v Speaker 2>got a room with this fancy hotel. Do it one time?

0:57:23.000 --> 0:57:25.000
<v Speaker 2>The never talk about it again? Would you do it?

0:57:27.040 --> 0:57:32.560
<v Speaker 2>We gotta take a break. We're scary and Brodie, why

0:57:32.600 --> 0:57:39.000
<v Speaker 2>do you ask me? The most awkward ship you live?

0:57:39.160 --> 0:57:41.920
<v Speaker 2>You live with my reactions? All right, we're moving on.

0:57:42.200 --> 0:57:45.480
<v Speaker 2>Don't you have a pickleball story to tell? My God, Bernie,

0:57:45.680 --> 0:57:48.080
<v Speaker 2>it's been How did we go a whole hour and

0:57:48.200 --> 0:57:51.400
<v Speaker 2>not hear about one pickleball Karen that you met on

0:57:51.480 --> 0:57:53.480
<v Speaker 2>the court or some fight you got to do it

0:57:53.560 --> 0:57:56.400
<v Speaker 2>with somebody? No, I don't get into fights at pickleball.

0:57:56.440 --> 0:58:00.160
<v Speaker 2>I know they get into fights. Find you no no

0:58:00.240 --> 0:58:01.120
<v Speaker 2>problems to pick a ball?

0:58:01.360 --> 0:58:02.080
<v Speaker 3>But I did.

0:58:02.200 --> 0:58:04.200
<v Speaker 2>I didn't want to tell you a story. It was

0:58:04.440 --> 0:58:07.840
<v Speaker 2>all is this our last break? Yeah? Did I tell

0:58:07.840 --> 0:58:09.440
<v Speaker 2>you about the guy in the ACDC shirt? Did I

0:58:09.480 --> 0:58:10.240
<v Speaker 2>tell that story yet?

0:58:11.320 --> 0:58:11.360
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:58:13.120 --> 0:58:13.760
<v Speaker 2>What about him?

0:58:15.040 --> 0:58:15.160
<v Speaker 5>Oh?

0:58:15.240 --> 0:58:18.720
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell the story if I Okay, So I'm walking.

0:58:19.600 --> 0:58:25.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm walking here, I'm walking right, and doesn't matter where

0:58:25.000 --> 0:58:30.400
<v Speaker 2>I am and I see a guy with an ac

0:58:30.560 --> 0:58:33.560
<v Speaker 2>DC shirt back in Black, the album back and Back.

0:58:34.800 --> 0:58:38.120
<v Speaker 2>I hit this at Okay, so he's got the shirt

0:58:38.440 --> 0:58:41.120
<v Speaker 2>which looks like the album cover of ac DC back

0:58:41.160 --> 0:58:43.960
<v Speaker 2>in Black, which is basically a black album cover with

0:58:44.360 --> 0:58:46.560
<v Speaker 2>white lettering says a CDC in at the bottom, back

0:58:46.600 --> 0:58:50.280
<v Speaker 2>in black. Okay, get about nineteen eighty great album. And

0:58:50.400 --> 0:58:53.800
<v Speaker 2>there's a woman next to him, walking arm in arm

0:58:53.880 --> 0:58:57.960
<v Speaker 2>with him down the street. So I say to him

0:58:58.000 --> 0:59:01.640
<v Speaker 2>as I walk by the opposite direction, hey man, great shirt,

0:59:02.200 --> 0:59:05.840
<v Speaker 2>terrific album. And I point to him and I pointed

0:59:05.840 --> 0:59:09.360
<v Speaker 2>to the shirt, go hey, great album, and he sort

0:59:09.400 --> 0:59:11.960
<v Speaker 2>of he stops because I said it like as I

0:59:12.080 --> 0:59:14.160
<v Speaker 2>was approaching him, that as I was passing him. So

0:59:14.320 --> 0:59:16.240
<v Speaker 2>he stops and he gives me kind of a weird look,

0:59:17.360 --> 0:59:20.080
<v Speaker 2>right and then so so scary. Why did he give

0:59:20.080 --> 0:59:22.880
<v Speaker 2>me a weird look? Because clearly he didn't know, first

0:59:22.880 --> 0:59:24.960
<v Speaker 2>of all, what you were referring to. He didn't know

0:59:25.040 --> 0:59:27.600
<v Speaker 2>that that he was wearing an ac DC shirt and

0:59:27.720 --> 0:59:31.320
<v Speaker 2>that they were a band. No, no, this was an

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<v Speaker 2>older couple. He clearly knew the band. Here's why I

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<v Speaker 2>got that weird look. Wife? The why the wife or

0:59:37.760 --> 0:59:43.040
<v Speaker 2>the girlfriend whatever with this gentleman turns to him and says, honey,

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<v Speaker 2>you're wearing an ac DC back and black shirt. And

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<v Speaker 2>he says oh and looks at in my basic direction

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<v Speaker 2>and says thank you. Why because he's blind, scary? I said,

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<v Speaker 2>nice shirt to a blind man. Oh, she didn't know

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<v Speaker 2>what shirt? He blond? Oh my god. His wife must

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<v Speaker 2>have handed him a T shirt or he grabbed a

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<v Speaker 2>T shirt out of his draw and put it on,

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<v Speaker 2>or he didn't remember because it was late in the

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<v Speaker 2>afternoon what shirt he had on, because he didn't look

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<v Speaker 2>at it all day. And I said, I pointed him

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<v Speaker 2>a nice shirt and he looked at me weird. Why

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<v Speaker 2>because he's blind, scary? That's funny. Wife had to tell

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<v Speaker 2>him that he's wearing a back and black shirt. And

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're doing tonight. You think you think you're

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<v Speaker 2>giving him like the old jeep wave, like hey man,

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<v Speaker 2>I got like that bantu. I'm like, hey, nice shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>He looked at me and he's like, what, Well, he

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<v Speaker 2>didn't look at me. He looked his head turned to

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<v Speaker 2>my Brinde of all of the uh the the uh

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<v Speaker 2>sora memes which are out of control with the prices

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<v Speaker 2>right with Bob Barker. They if you don't know the

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<v Speaker 2>Sora app, you've definitely come across it if you've seen

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<v Speaker 2>mister Rogers, Bob Ross, Jake Paul Tupac or any of

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<v Speaker 2>the or Bob Barker, any of the above, or or

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<v Speaker 2>Stephen Hawking in crazy situations like what is this real?

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<v Speaker 2>It was a Sora Sora app video with Sora Too

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<v Speaker 2>sore to where they make people making videos there, they're

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<v Speaker 2>putting scenarios in and and they're just fabricating these fucking

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<v Speaker 2>videos that like twenty seconds price is right, and they'd

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<v Speaker 2>be like a guy in a wheelchair, let's show him

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<v Speaker 2>what he's won, and it's a treadmill, yeah, or yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>by my face, or the blind guy here it's a

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<v Speaker 2>new TV. It's a new TV. Yeah, yeah yeah. Or

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<v Speaker 2>the small woman the little person and they she won ladder. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And then there's some ones that are racially offensive but

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<v Speaker 2>for the most part, or the woman, the obese woman

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<v Speaker 2>with the you Wanna weight weight loss program? Let's see, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we want to want to scale on one of them.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Yeah, those are those are those are

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<v Speaker 2>out of control. The Sora Too app I by the way, Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>it wasn't available on Android until last night. Signed up

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<v Speaker 2>for it and I got it. But everyone's been using

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<v Speaker 2>it on iPhones for about a month now when it

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<v Speaker 2>came out, and it's the greatest app. My friend makes

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<v Speaker 2>movies of himself, like movie trailers where he plays all

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<v Speaker 2>the characters in the movie. He gives himself crazy names

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<v Speaker 2>and it looks just like him, like as a detective,

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<v Speaker 2>as a cop, as a doctor. And it's unbelievable what

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<v Speaker 2>you can do with the Sora two app. It's frightening

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<v Speaker 2>how dangerous this app is. But people are making some

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<v Speaker 2>really funny shit now. I'm just and you should do

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<v Speaker 2>that too. I'm going to oh, why kind an idea

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<v Speaker 2>have to get Let's make it. Let's make some Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 2>Boys Sora app. I will do that, but I have

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<v Speaker 2>to get good at it first, right, and put it

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<v Speaker 2>behind a paywall for a premium that'll be on our

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<v Speaker 2>only fans page, our only slices. I'm kidding for ways

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<v Speaker 2>to make money, right. We do this podcast out of

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<v Speaker 2>the love for the love of you know, coming out

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<v Speaker 2>of our hearts. Yeah, we don't need to make money,

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<v Speaker 2>but we'd like to Speaking of which we have a

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<v Speaker 2>merch store, and it's we have we have Brooklyn Boys

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<v Speaker 2>wool caps and Brooklyn Boys hoodies and you know, sweatshirts.

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<v Speaker 2>It's getting colder outside, scary. Can you believe it's already November?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you believe it? Brody? I can't. It's crazy. Can

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<v Speaker 2>you believe it? Days just flying off the calendars? However,

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<v Speaker 2>it was sixty five degrees in the New York, New

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<v Speaker 2>Jersey area. So we also have tank tops, So please, scary.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the website to go get our merchandise? Yeah, if

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<v Speaker 2>you want, if you're new to us you know yet,

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<v Speaker 2>go there Brooklyn Boys dot Bigcartel dot com. That's Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 2>Boys dot Bigcartel dot com. And by dot I mean period.

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<v Speaker 2>So go ahead, go to the website. Go find with

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<v Speaker 2>stuff you like, now, find stuff you don't like. Now

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta buy, I gotta buy you more and more. Housekeeping. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>we don't want to just skate bang. We don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to just bang. We don't want to jump ahead too

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<v Speaker 2>much here, but hold on, hold on. You know what

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<v Speaker 2>the keeping woman said when she went opened the door,

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<v Speaker 2>what I had no pennies? Blame the government exactly? How

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<v Speaker 2>would y'all feel if we did Brooklyn Boys Live?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa, whoa? Where do you? Where are you from? Dude?

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<v Speaker 2>How y'all feel? How would okay, how would use guys feel?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, how would y'all? How would y'all feel? Is not

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<v Speaker 2>what you say? How would use? How we use? How

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<v Speaker 2>would you use? Feel? If we did the Brooklyn Boys Live?

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<v Speaker 2>And we we we set up at a venue in

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<v Speaker 2>the city in Manhattan on a Saturday sometime next year

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<v Speaker 2>on a Sunday. Well, we'll see Saturday, it will be

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<v Speaker 2>the weekend and uh, let's let's let's see what what

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<v Speaker 2>you know? Gauging the interest Now, obviously we would have

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<v Speaker 2>to you have to pay admission to the venue, and

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<v Speaker 2>we'll see. We haven't worked anything out other than we

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<v Speaker 2>would be there. You would see us do our podcast

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<v Speaker 2>live and we would hang out with you use guys

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<v Speaker 2>and the slices. Now, because hypothetical, no, the proposal came

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<v Speaker 2>in already and now we can just fine tune it.

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<v Speaker 2>So hypothetically, again, we don't have any exact numbers, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's a very very nice venue. They serve liquor, right, yep,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a very nice place. So hypothetically, slices, if you

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<v Speaker 2>could make it to the Manhattan area, somewhere in Manhattan,

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<v Speaker 2>because that's where this particular location is on a let's say,

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<v Speaker 2>on a Saturday night or a Sunday, okay, And it

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<v Speaker 2>was like, listen, money's tight. I understand that, but just

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<v Speaker 2>picking a number because I'm guessing what it might be.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's say it was one hundred dollars, just a ballpark,

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<v Speaker 2>and it included like a couple of glasses of wine maybe,

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<v Speaker 2>and a nice dinner and you got to watch us

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<v Speaker 2>do the podcast live, hang out with us, take pictures,

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<v Speaker 2>the whole thing. Last time we did like a steak dinner.

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<v Speaker 2>It was great, but we didn't do anything. So if

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<v Speaker 2>we did, like if they set up a studio for

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<v Speaker 2>us and we podcasted live and you got to watch

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<v Speaker 2>us and got a great meal, is that something that's

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<v Speaker 2>worth a few a few dollars we just mentioned just

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<v Speaker 2>to get a feel for it, because this is something

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<v Speaker 2>we should think about doing. Yeah, because we have we

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<v Speaker 2>we have a proposal. We aven you came to us

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<v Speaker 2>and they all want after the new year, they want

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<v Speaker 2>to do something with us in the winter here. So

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<v Speaker 2>so we're thinking about it. But we obviously want to

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<v Speaker 2>do it on a weekend because that's when you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, we're kind of a semi national podcast, So

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<v Speaker 2>if people want to make a weekend of it and

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<v Speaker 2>come to New York, it would be Yeah, we just

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<v Speaker 2>figured we we've bantied about, and I think we're leading

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<v Speaker 2>toward actually doing this and then making an announcement really soon. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>let's say hypothetically we did it in February. You could

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<v Speaker 2>come to the podcast and say, hey, guys, Brodie is

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<v Speaker 2>scary scam Brody, can you believe it's already February exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>We're like, oh, so, do not leave a talkback on this.

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<v Speaker 2>We do not want talkbacks because that's going to screw

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<v Speaker 2>up slice time. We need to find another way to

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<v Speaker 2>put this out there. Brody. H So you can dm

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<v Speaker 2>us must with your thoughts. Yeah, let us know, let

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<v Speaker 2>us know all right on our instagrams. All right, we're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna leave it at that. We're gonna put a pin

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<v Speaker 2>in it, and we're gonna leave it right there. We're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have to leave it right there, right there on

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<v Speaker 2>our show. Yes, we're gonna be right there. Let's circle

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<v Speaker 2>back to it next month. Absolutely, Thanks for listening tonight,

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<v Speaker 2>Brodie have another shot of Bailey No no I, Boys, Boys,