WEBVTT - Cobra Clog (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

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<v Speaker 1>That's how you feel about Top Kit hearing Oho, Siko,

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<v Speaker 1>Channon Shark talk sometimes m where it's like whoa you

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<v Speaker 1>know there there's this is being recorded. Yeah, and Shannon

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<v Speaker 1>Shark is just like I split it up on the quarter.

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<v Speaker 2>Three And that's the thing. Ocho is the reasonable one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, his name is Oo and he's like, you have

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<v Speaker 1>to calm down.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, bro, you can't keep talking like this. I

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<v Speaker 2>gotta live, I gotta do. I gotta do.

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<v Speaker 1>If ain't do eighty and ain't a lady which is

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<v Speaker 1>a you should get birch of that? That's pretty?

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<v Speaker 2>That's crazy. Doesn't babies in your quali bears?

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<v Speaker 1>A racists?

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<v Speaker 2>Money's invading turning stuff?

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<v Speaker 3>Y'all can't tell me?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what today is? It's our anniversary. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another episode of My Mama.

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<v Speaker 4>Told Me, the podcast where we dived deep into the

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<v Speaker 4>pockets of black conspiracy theories and we finally worked to

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<v Speaker 4>prove that the game se Loo was in fact invented

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<v Speaker 4>by slaves to teach each other man.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't about gambling. So when you take eighty five

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<v Speaker 1>dollars off your uncle at the super Bowl, don't feel bad.

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<v Speaker 1>You're just trying to help that nigga learn some shit.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is David Body.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like Stinkerman, and I'm proud to hear that that's

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<v Speaker 2>the best way to honor our ancestors come on by

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<v Speaker 2>gambling against our strange relatives.

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<v Speaker 1>Our ancestors guided me in the winning of about eighty

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<v Speaker 1>dollars on the Super Bowl this year, So I thank you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>good for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Were you forty nine ers ice home? You were just

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<v Speaker 2>fan Cisco connection.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I also had prop bets, so I bet

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<v Speaker 1>for the first drive to be less than three minutes

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<v Speaker 1>and fifteen seconds, and I made like eighty bucks off

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<v Speaker 1>of that. And then I also bet for Deebo and

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<v Speaker 1>mccaffree to get a touchdown. I lost that, and then

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<v Speaker 1>but then I want a bunch of money in Dice,

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<v Speaker 1>so I still won.

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<v Speaker 2>You found you found your way back on top.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I just bet the money line because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not really great about spreads. Freaked me out. Yeah, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand a lot of the the shorthand of

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<v Speaker 2>gambling and so intimidating asking adult men to explain it

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<v Speaker 2>to you. Yeah, I've just opted not to play.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, I mean the same way with technology.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's just like men especially, it's like you you

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<v Speaker 2>go to them and you go, hey, I'm vulnerable, could

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<v Speaker 2>you please? Could you please help me? And they make

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<v Speaker 2>you feel very small, very fast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Men love jargon. Mm hmm, that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Men love jargon.

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<v Speaker 2>Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's like, because I don't know what I'm doing either,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying stuff like I bet moneyline because it's for

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<v Speaker 1>stupid people. Yeah, it just means I bet that the

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<v Speaker 1>forty nine ers were gonna win straight up right, just working.

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking about becoming a gloves guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I was wondering, what's happening here? I looked. I thought

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<v Speaker 2>we were having a normal conversation, and then your fingers

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<v Speaker 2>look like Dumbledore after he sucked around with that horse crux.

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<v Speaker 2>And I wasn't sure what was happening.

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<v Speaker 1>But is it not good? I'll take them on.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's great, it's uh. I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>those are the type of gloves you can be a

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<v Speaker 2>glove guy with. I don't think you can just put

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<v Speaker 2>on two north face gloves.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet that's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>I think gloves cool gloves guy. Cool glove guys wear

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<v Speaker 2>like like a hard leather. They wear like a hard leather. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they wear like a thick, a thick motorcyclic leather. They

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<v Speaker 2>don't wear a fucking I wanted to be at.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, they're for everyone. First of all, The North Face

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<v Speaker 1>is a very adult company. I always wanted, did you.

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<v Speaker 1>I always wanted to be a batting gloves guy, but

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<v Speaker 1>I never had I was never cool enough to pull

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<v Speaker 1>that off.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there was a few eras that I wish I

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<v Speaker 2>could have. You Remember when like goggles were in, when

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<v Speaker 2>like you good Well Diddy and Mace and you put

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<v Speaker 2>on like a pair of goggles with their outfit, and

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<v Speaker 2>somehow that that wasn't a thing people ask questions about.

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<v Speaker 2>I desperately wanted to be a ski goggles, ask dude,

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<v Speaker 2>and and couldn't pull it off.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't, well, because you were too young. Here's this

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<v Speaker 1>is so funny. I was just talking about Homie about

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<v Speaker 1>it yesterday, and his dad was from New York, so

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<v Speaker 1>they had all kinds of bootleg shit. And he said

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<v Speaker 1>he came to school and like not just the goggles,

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<v Speaker 1>the remember the Tommy the Tommy squ cap. Yeah, like

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<v Speaker 1>it said, he said, he came in to school with

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<v Speaker 1>both and like the fourth grade he was possible. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like, what are you doing? Of course not? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a little boy.

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<v Speaker 2>This isn't a rap video. You take that goddamn ship off.

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<v Speaker 1>We're here to learn multiplication, not get pussy. Yeah you're not.

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<v Speaker 2>You out of your mind. You're gonna look cooler than

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<v Speaker 2>me on a regular day.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'll fucking kill you, little boy.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna look like how I want to dress the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck you you take that off?

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<v Speaker 1>Man? Do you think you were a teacher? Did you

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<v Speaker 1>ever like get some fly ship and you were like,

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<v Speaker 1>I bet I could wear this at school. You said

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<v Speaker 1>you took the bow tie out of the classroom. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you ever take you know, the echo in I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to frame my things. I'm trying to be more professional

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<v Speaker 1>in my manner of speaking.

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<v Speaker 2>I got you. I want to be clear that I

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't still wearing echo as a professional educator, but I

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<v Speaker 2>I do. I do remember there being like they're being

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<v Speaker 2>like sweaters or sweat shirts that I'd be like, damn

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<v Speaker 2>if I could figure out a way to put this

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<v Speaker 2>over my shirt and tie and still have my ties

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<v Speaker 2>showing I could like kind of fly this up and

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<v Speaker 2>not feel like as much of a dork. But I

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<v Speaker 2>do think after a while, you're just a dude waking

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<v Speaker 2>up at six am to go teach kids, and you

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<v Speaker 2>stop giving a fuck about how you look, which is

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<v Speaker 2>maybe the most disheartening part of teaching.

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<v Speaker 1>Are they high schoolers? Yeah? Yeah, yeah. Was there ever

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<v Speaker 1>a level of you wanting them to think you were fresh? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>You do want them to think you're like cool, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean? Like I didn't want them to

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<v Speaker 2>think I'm a loser.

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<v Speaker 1>But I didn't want You're not that far from their age, right.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the hard game, though, is you don't want them

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<v Speaker 2>to think you're a loser, but you also don't want

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<v Speaker 2>them to think you're wanting them to be cool with you,

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<v Speaker 2>do you know what I mean? So like you gotta

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<v Speaker 2>be fly, but you gotta be flying away that they're like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't get it. I don't quite understand

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<v Speaker 2>what that is.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh interesting, interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's that's a hard little needle to thread because

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<v Speaker 2>they immediately if you dress too cool, they think you're

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<v Speaker 2>best friends, and if you dress to dorky, they think

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<v Speaker 2>they're like they could talk down to you and ships.

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<v Speaker 1>Why I would have to be a pe teacher.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's smart.

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<v Speaker 1>Because if I could incorporate fitting physical punishments, you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to respect you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and also you do you don't have to really

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<v Speaker 2>adhere to like teacher law. When it comes to pe teachers.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels like it's a wild West. Yeah, you can

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<v Speaker 1>use slurs like it's a whole bunch of shit that

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<v Speaker 1>goes on in the gym. That's yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a pe teacher tell me that Asian women

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<v Speaker 2>have sideways pussies, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's true. Though. He was just like a good man.

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<v Speaker 2>He was just a man trying to inform me of

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<v Speaker 2>what's happening out in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>How did that? I'm up? During dodgeball, he was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, buddy, Buddy, I wish I knew. It was very

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<v Speaker 2>I'll say this, it was very natural. He sort of

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<v Speaker 2>just said, boys gather around, and then he he decided to,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess, dispense his wisdom on us, and we were

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<v Speaker 2>we were fourteen and very uncertain of what to do

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<v Speaker 2>with that information.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what do you now? What does that help? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what to do with the other ones. There

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<v Speaker 1>also was.

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<v Speaker 2>A curveball like, yeah, no, I had not seen a

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<v Speaker 2>pussy yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're ready for the straight up and down?

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<v Speaker 2>He said it, and I had to think about which

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<v Speaker 2>way was sideways.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm thirty six, I'm still.

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<v Speaker 2>And also, we didn't have enough Asian women, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Last from that's why he did it. No, it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a true violence. He did us as boys,

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<v Speaker 2>and and I don't know what to do with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, shout out to Asian women. I know you all

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<v Speaker 1>all you have your pussy's on straight and if you do,

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't, I don't think that's something of a problem.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, I cannot imagine that if I went down there

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<v Speaker 2>and your ship was sideways, that that would in any

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<v Speaker 2>way deter me from finishing my job.

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<v Speaker 1>Because it doesn't. And this is the last I'll say

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<v Speaker 1>on this. It doesn't disorient them. It's just all the extras.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, nope, that's just a spider man kiss baby

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<v Speaker 2>girl and now let's get to work.

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<v Speaker 1>From a web. You go down. Oh, I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>This is This is a rare Langston and David episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if they're that rare. We do them

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<v Speaker 2>every once in a while, but yeah, we're excited to

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<v Speaker 2>just shoot the ship with each other. We we got

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<v Speaker 2>some emails. We might talk some shit about some other stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Who knows where the conversation will take us, but but

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<v Speaker 2>we're happy you're here, and we have an email that

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<v Speaker 2>I think you should read. I think I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>only right that you read this email because of the

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<v Speaker 2>the circumstances being presented in the email.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it's I think it's more uncomfortable

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<v Speaker 1>if I read it, which ultimately is probably leads to

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<v Speaker 1>the better humor.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, I think I think that's that's exactly right.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never intimate. Okay, Yeah, let's just get into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah, Hi, David and Langston.

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<v Speaker 2>You should frame who this is from.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think we're supposed to say her name?

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<v Speaker 2>Are we say our first name? We don't.

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<v Speaker 1>This is from Joe sat Yeah, Hi David and Langston.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to first say that I adore both of you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's nice, David more so than Legston.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I don't love that far, but I'm listening.

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<v Speaker 1>I love a deep dark chocolate man. Oh I bet

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<v Speaker 1>he tastes like a Hershey bar. Oh a girl ken dream. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's stop there.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's just pause right there.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish you did. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's this is worth a dressing that that I do

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<v Speaker 2>think more often than than certainly than myself. Women are

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<v Speaker 2>throwing a lot of pussy at you in these d

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<v Speaker 2>in these messages, You're you're getting more more thrown at you,

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<v Speaker 2>I I think than than most.

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<v Speaker 1>Which is yeah, I don't know. I this is not

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<v Speaker 1>I was not prepared to address these allegations.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's the state of the union, my man. You

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<v Speaker 2>don't get to just skip over everything that's happening in

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<v Speaker 2>the country, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you to all the little mamas thrown at me,

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<v Speaker 1>uh via DMS and or emails. I currently have a girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very nice to you. I appreciate your comments on

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<v Speaker 1>my skin that are borderline harassment. I appreciate it, and

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<v Speaker 1>I feel seen and I feel beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, David, unfortunately he has chillsen a lover.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like it what you say it like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's unfortunate for you all. It's not unfortunate for him.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a beautiful thing that he's he's found a special

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<v Speaker 2>someone that said, uh, you bitch, it's gotta calm down

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<v Speaker 2>because you're you're really, you're really trying to suck my

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<v Speaker 2>man off, and it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, it's not it's not that you know, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm getting DMS where people are like, let me

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<v Speaker 1>suck your dick.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like if anybody you taste like a Hershey bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Which is which is if that's what you're coming in

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<v Speaker 1>is hoping for, let me tell you right wrong flavor. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it tastes a lot like the other ones you've had.

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<v Speaker 1>But let's not be okay, But to be fair, if

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<v Speaker 1>we're talking about who's getting explicit d M, sure between

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<v Speaker 1>you and I, George, it's still you win.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, let me let's also be clear that the explicit

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<v Speaker 2>d MS that I get, it's not even it's not

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<v Speaker 2>even people that I've I would even remotely entertain why

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<v Speaker 2>because it's mostly just men.

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<v Speaker 1>Who Okay, I get it in very no.

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<v Speaker 2>Only that has nothing to do with homophobia. It's displeasure. It's displeasure,

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<v Speaker 2>It is not fear. Let me be clear, I surprise,

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<v Speaker 2>I am an ally. I support your right to suck

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<v Speaker 2>whichever DIX you choose. I choose was not to allow

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<v Speaker 2>you to put my dick in your mouth. And that

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<v Speaker 2>is sort of the position I take in all of this.

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<v Speaker 1>Because, let's be fair, fellas, my man has a family.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't have a family.

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<v Speaker 1>You're sending them whole You're sending them hold dog. Come.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say that men are unfortunately the exact same

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<v Speaker 2>despite their sexual orientations. Men are out of control with

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<v Speaker 2>women and they are also out of control with men,

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<v Speaker 2>and so I get very aggressive emails, DMS and sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>even message just straight up fucking comments underneath pictures of

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<v Speaker 2>my daughter where men will it's just me and my

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<v Speaker 2>fucking daughter and they'll be like a kiss this shit

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<v Speaker 2>out of you, and it's like, man, man, stop it.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta chill the fuck out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's Tuesday. Here's my question, though, is it comforting

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<v Speaker 1>to know that if you go to the other side

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<v Speaker 1>you would be well received?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's kind of cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't. Nobody ever thinks I'm gay. Mmm, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>never I had a gay roommate, I'd go out with them. Sometimes.

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<v Speaker 1>None of those dudes were ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Like hey you what you're doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Never, never, never, never never. It's probably just like

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<v Speaker 1>camouflage on. But yeah, no, dudes, everything that I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>gay guy, so that's like nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, listen, I'm not offended by the warmness of

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<v Speaker 2>the reception. It is not lost on me that it

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<v Speaker 2>is very sweet that people would find myself you attractive.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we both can agree. It's a very nice feeling.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels it does. It feels good to everybody wants

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<v Speaker 1>to be wanted, and I would. I'm glad we're not

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<v Speaker 1>like an ugo podcast, Like, I'm glad people aren't like, damn,

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<v Speaker 1>take the videos down.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, we don't need to look at you. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>just listen to your your assaultry voices.

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<v Speaker 1>Because that would hurt my feelings. Yeah, that would be

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<v Speaker 1>hard for me if people were just sending email because

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<v Speaker 1>I was talking to somebody about this before we get

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<v Speaker 1>to the rest of this. Have you noticed Black people

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<v Speaker 1>are the only people with the courage to just straight

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<v Speaker 1>up call people ugly and believe them for being ugly.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody else like does that like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I black people do it in a way where

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<v Speaker 2>like they'll say it with affection. They presumed it, like

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<v Speaker 2>if I think I wouldn't be surprised they were, like

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<v Speaker 2>these two ugly niggas are hilarious. And like, Bro, you

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<v Speaker 2>didn't even have to say that first part.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you ain't have to.

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<v Speaker 2>Mention how we look that that's how me but that's

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<v Speaker 2>just that's that's the way we speak to each other.

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<v Speaker 1>I do appreciate it because I was thinking about the

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<v Speaker 1>other I used to have never seen like even like

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<v Speaker 1>black men to each other all the time, call each

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<v Speaker 1>other ugly, but like I've never seen white guys do that. Really. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, sometimes I even people I don't think are ugly,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll like see a lot of times, a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>times from a distant I'll be like, look this ugly motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, people people in my family. I think I have

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<v Speaker 1>a very he was very attractive. I'll call him, what's up,

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<v Speaker 1>ugly little boy. Yeah, cute guys, all of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I don't know why what that is, but

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<v Speaker 2>it certainly is. Uh, it's part of our cooking.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah all right, Well, anyways, so we got past that

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<v Speaker 1>she wants to slurt me down.

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<v Speaker 2>Josette is a girl can dream, and she's looking a

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<v Speaker 2>slurt But you can dream.

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<v Speaker 1>You can dream about me and my big huge Hershey bar, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Not over selling.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, let's sell the product. She's looking to buy. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I think I'm sweating, very uncomfortable. Anyway, enough with

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<v Speaker 1>the pleasant trees, there we go. When we got through it,

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<v Speaker 1>every one of my girlfriends has the same irrational fear

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<v Speaker 1>of a snake coming up through the toilet and biting

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<v Speaker 1>our kit Cat bars. I never called kat.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't either, And at first when I read it,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought to myself, what, And then I thought about

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<v Speaker 2>it a second, I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, no.

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<v Speaker 1>It's great, give me a break, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>What my problem was? And then I'll be honest. When

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<v Speaker 2>when kick cat bar first got introduced, is I pictured

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<v Speaker 2>the four kit cat bars next to each other, but

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<v Speaker 2>then when you make it the two kit cat bars,

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<v Speaker 2>and yeah, then it's like okay, yep, yep, yep or

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<v Speaker 2>whatever you're inside.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I'm not general. Yeah got kick cat bars, some

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<v Speaker 1>people got fruit roll ups.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all hey, some people. Some people got a spilled

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<v Speaker 2>bag of groceries, and and that's just fine with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Yeah, Samurai rational ville of a snake coming up

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<v Speaker 1>and biting our kit kat bars. We don't you know

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<v Speaker 1>why we have this fear? Why do we all have

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<v Speaker 1>this irrational fear but nobody talks out loud about it.

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<v Speaker 1>How did it come to be that we all have

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<v Speaker 1>this similar, fair, same fear as women. Well let me

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<v Speaker 1>stop you here, Josette, Me and my giant hersheybar are

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<v Speaker 1>also afraid of the same thing, are you. I'm afraid

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<v Speaker 1>of that. Yeah. I don't think it's just women.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be honest. That is not where my fear lives

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<v Speaker 2>with the toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>Do tell I.

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<v Speaker 2>We've actually talked about it a little bit in previous episodes.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm much more afraid of what could come in

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<v Speaker 2>via the doors than I have ever been afraid of

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<v Speaker 2>what could rise up from inside of the toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, here's just to push back a little bit. The

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<v Speaker 1>thing about coming in is you still at least have

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<v Speaker 1>some way to see it and protect yourself. Coming from

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<v Speaker 1>under you gotten a snake could just bite your beatings.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but but I also don't know snakes to be

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<v Speaker 2>like just Dick biting for the hell of it. I

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<v Speaker 2>think there are you kind of have to provoke the

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<v Speaker 2>snake and do shit to the snake.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, meant to come in and assault you from

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<v Speaker 1>a toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's statistically, I think that's probably more likely

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<v Speaker 2>than the snake just biting Dick. Who do you know

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<v Speaker 2>that that's happened to assaulted a man while he was

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<v Speaker 2>sitting on the toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>Or a man was assaulted when he got was on

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<v Speaker 1>the twilet.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody personally, But I've heard more. I've seen enough movies

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<v Speaker 2>that's not it could happen to somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>When was the last time somebody walked in on you

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<v Speaker 1>taking a shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Hmm. That's a good question, man, it's been years. It's

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<v Speaker 2>probably been since, like since like fucking like living with

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<v Speaker 2>roommates or high school even like really, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>You seem like you would be very vigilant about not

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<v Speaker 1>having someone see you. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't afford for that to get out, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>I know that. I know. I know that for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't. I can see. That makes sense to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, real, Jean's moving silence like lasagna, and I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you even think you're doing on them?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but I'm I think that's the thing

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<v Speaker 2>is like, And maybe this is pee? Do you have

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<v Speaker 2>a pee when you're I almost exclusively sit down to

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<v Speaker 2>pee at home? Now off that damn we I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understanding exclusively at home. Yeah, I'm sitting. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sitting in public. I'll stand, you know, I respect the

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<v Speaker 2>society we've built. But now at home, I sit down.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm resting at nighttime. At nighttime, that's when I sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>sit for longer than the pee. Oh, I'll just give

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<v Speaker 2>it a nice rest sometimes.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>And maybe this is a familiar thing for a thirty

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<v Speaker 2>six year old man. And sometimes you sit down and

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<v Speaker 2>you pee and then you realize, I got a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit more in there, and it takes a while for

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<v Speaker 2>you to find that a little bit more and you

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<v Speaker 2>just that comes out and then you're like, oh, now

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<v Speaker 2>I'm truly empty, and that was fucking tight.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Sometimes I'll sit to poop and then realize that

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<v Speaker 1>I got peace don't come out as much as I

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<v Speaker 1>used to. Mm hmmmm, hmmm hm. And that's just getting old,

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's unfortunate, and I'm not proud of it. And

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<v Speaker 2>I hate that my body is rejecting itself in the

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<v Speaker 2>way that it is.

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<v Speaker 1>But feel bad about it. Man, it's not crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's just hard to forget the the the

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<v Speaker 2>veracity of my youth, you know what I.

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<v Speaker 1>Mean, Like strong stream ones.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, bounce back and hit me in the chest.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I needed a flash guard coming out crazy. I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta back up.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on, hold on, going to first all there's not

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<v Speaker 3>enough room.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember who I was and it's hard to let

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<v Speaker 2>go of that. And I think that is why NBA players,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, after they retire a while out the way

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<v Speaker 2>that they do. And Paul Pierce is getting, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>doing fucking Instagram live with strippers. It's because he remembers

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<v Speaker 2>the Paul Pierce he used to be, and not the

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<v Speaker 2>Paul Pierce said he should be at at forty eight

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever the fuck he is.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you don't think it's okay for a man

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<v Speaker 1>to be single at forty eight.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's okay for Paul Pierce to be

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<v Speaker 2>single at forty eight. I think that's a man structure desperately.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes I listen to those conversations with him and Kevin Garnet,

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<v Speaker 2>and Kevin Garnett is being like the mature one and

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<v Speaker 2>being like Paul, you gotta chill. And it's like, bro,

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<v Speaker 2>if Kevin Garnett is scolding you because you're out of line,

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<v Speaker 2>You're you've gotta reflect. They're not supposed to be by themselves,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I think leets in general. Do you think it's

0:25:18.880 --> 0:25:22.480
<v Speaker 1>because their whole life was so regimented that when you

0:25:22.640 --> 0:25:25.600
<v Speaker 1>kind of like cause, like athletes lives for the most part,

0:25:26.440 --> 0:25:29.040
<v Speaker 1>it's like a it's a job about discipline, right, you

0:25:29.080 --> 0:25:32.040
<v Speaker 1>gotta be in the gym, Yeah, put your time in

0:25:32.560 --> 0:25:35.920
<v Speaker 1>learning all that shit. So it's like when they let

0:25:35.960 --> 0:25:38.440
<v Speaker 1>that go, you think, it's just like they've never been

0:25:38.480 --> 0:25:41.200
<v Speaker 1>free to just make all their own decisions in their life.

0:25:41.000 --> 0:25:44.320
<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, I think. I think certainly it has like

0:25:44.440 --> 0:25:48.159
<v Speaker 2>a little bit of a militaristic I guess energy about it,

0:25:48.200 --> 0:25:50.240
<v Speaker 2>where it's like you wake up at this time, you

0:25:50.280 --> 0:25:53.840
<v Speaker 2>go and you do this and this exercises and then

0:25:54.119 --> 0:25:57.639
<v Speaker 2>practice and then jim again, and like it sort of

0:25:57.680 --> 0:26:03.160
<v Speaker 2>fills your day with like motivation and dedication and reasons

0:26:03.200 --> 0:26:06.160
<v Speaker 2>to do whatever the fuck you're doing. And then when

0:26:06.200 --> 0:26:10.480
<v Speaker 2>you have all these recreational behaviors, it certainly at least

0:26:10.560 --> 0:26:15.080
<v Speaker 2>is earned behavior, and so you're you're like managing it

0:26:15.160 --> 0:26:18.040
<v Speaker 2>to some extent, but then it just becomes, oh, I

0:26:18.080 --> 0:26:21.800
<v Speaker 2>have mega millions and no reason to wake up in

0:26:21.840 --> 0:26:22.280
<v Speaker 2>the morning.

0:26:22.680 --> 0:26:24.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all these strippers and my dms.

0:26:25.200 --> 0:26:27.880
<v Speaker 2>Everybody remembers who I used to be, so like, yeah,

0:26:27.880 --> 0:26:29.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna take it to be.

0:26:29.240 --> 0:26:32.600
<v Speaker 1>Fair, you're still that man. Don't take that from him. Yeah, No,

0:26:32.680 --> 0:26:37.840
<v Speaker 1>I mean everybody remembers when you were worth something contributing

0:26:37.960 --> 0:26:38.239
<v Speaker 1>to us.

0:26:38.520 --> 0:26:40.960
<v Speaker 2>N I mean, I don't know what he's contributing now,

0:26:41.000 --> 0:26:44.920
<v Speaker 2>but I certainly think Paul Pierce Paul Pierce gave us

0:26:44.960 --> 0:26:46.360
<v Speaker 2>a lot, you know what I mean.

0:26:46.400 --> 0:26:49.879
<v Speaker 1>He really did man pants.

0:26:49.480 --> 0:26:57.040
<v Speaker 2>Pants and then Brian Scalabrini and carry him out. Uh,

0:26:57.840 --> 0:26:59.320
<v Speaker 2>what a great moment in history.

0:26:59.680 --> 0:27:04.680
<v Speaker 1>That a big time I listen, man, I it's someone

0:27:04.720 --> 0:27:07.320
<v Speaker 1>who that's a big fear of theirs. It's just like

0:27:07.480 --> 0:27:11.200
<v Speaker 1>nice to see it played out not so terrible.

0:27:10.800 --> 0:27:14.680
<v Speaker 2>You know, And I'd say played out maybe the best

0:27:14.960 --> 0:27:16.879
<v Speaker 2>anyone's ever played it out.

0:27:17.119 --> 0:27:18.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, for real, for real?

0:27:19.040 --> 0:27:22.919
<v Speaker 2>No, Like, no person in history has ship themselves more

0:27:23.280 --> 0:27:27.080
<v Speaker 2>efficiently and effectively than yeah.

0:27:27.600 --> 0:27:30.320
<v Speaker 1>Like, because if I did, man, I should my pants

0:27:30.359 --> 0:27:34.760
<v Speaker 1>had a safe way. Once it's fucked up, suck. I

0:27:34.760 --> 0:27:40.639
<v Speaker 1>don't even really want to talk about it. It's just

0:27:40.800 --> 0:27:45.679
<v Speaker 1>really awful. It's really really awful. What happened?

0:27:45.680 --> 0:27:46.720
<v Speaker 2>Did it go down your leg?

0:27:47.160 --> 0:27:51.000
<v Speaker 1>No? Man, I I was driving home. This is that's

0:27:51.040 --> 0:27:53.760
<v Speaker 1>how long ago is I had a driver's license. I

0:27:53.800 --> 0:27:56.160
<v Speaker 1>was driving home from work and I went to Safeway

0:27:56.240 --> 0:27:58.959
<v Speaker 1>to grab some ship and then I was in line

0:27:59.600 --> 0:28:03.280
<v Speaker 1>and my this girl I knew, was behind me with

0:28:03.320 --> 0:28:07.560
<v Speaker 1>her boyfriend who's the worst, and we started talking and

0:28:07.600 --> 0:28:09.760
<v Speaker 1>I had my back to him because I turned around,

0:28:10.280 --> 0:28:14.119
<v Speaker 1>and then it just this fucking happened. I was wearing

0:28:14.160 --> 0:28:17.600
<v Speaker 1>a baby blue button down as was the time, you know,

0:28:17.720 --> 0:28:19.840
<v Speaker 1>as was the time. So I had to kind of

0:28:19.840 --> 0:28:25.480
<v Speaker 1>like keep talking and back like I had to keep

0:28:25.480 --> 0:28:27.280
<v Speaker 1>talking to them and then like back up to the

0:28:27.320 --> 0:28:30.159
<v Speaker 1>card reader and turn and pay and then kind of

0:28:30.200 --> 0:28:31.280
<v Speaker 1>just like back all.

0:28:31.400 --> 0:28:33.439
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you still had business to do.

0:28:33.520 --> 0:28:36.879
<v Speaker 1>Cause it was and it was I'm pretty sure it

0:28:36.920 --> 0:28:39.000
<v Speaker 1>got to the back of my shirt.

0:28:39.480 --> 0:28:40.200
<v Speaker 2>God damn.

0:28:40.440 --> 0:28:42.000
<v Speaker 1>So I didn't want to, you know what I mean.

0:28:42.040 --> 0:28:44.720
<v Speaker 1>So I had to kind of like back out of

0:28:44.840 --> 0:28:46.840
<v Speaker 1>the safe way. Then I had to get my car

0:28:46.880 --> 0:28:50.080
<v Speaker 1>and I had to drive another like fifteen miles home.

0:28:50.280 --> 0:28:50.560
<v Speaker 2>Fuck.

0:28:50.680 --> 0:28:55.600
<v Speaker 1>And then when I got home, it was during the

0:28:55.600 --> 0:28:57.000
<v Speaker 1>Western Conference Finals.

0:28:57.320 --> 0:28:59.560
<v Speaker 2>I thought you were gonna say it was nine to eleven.

0:29:02.680 --> 0:29:02.840
<v Speaker 1>No.

0:29:03.160 --> 0:29:06.840
<v Speaker 2>I looked on the TV and the second tower fell.

0:29:08.200 --> 0:29:09.959
<v Speaker 1>It was like it was like, it is the Western

0:29:10.000 --> 0:29:13.760
<v Speaker 1>Conference Finals, the one with the Nuggets and the Lakers. Yeah.

0:29:13.800 --> 0:29:17.040
<v Speaker 1>So I had like ten twelve people in my house

0:29:18.160 --> 0:29:21.120
<v Speaker 1>and I forgot that. So I as I opened the door,

0:29:21.600 --> 0:29:26.520
<v Speaker 1>I was like, fuck because my roommate had let everybody in.

0:29:27.320 --> 0:29:28.400
<v Speaker 2>This is insane.

0:29:28.560 --> 0:29:30.960
<v Speaker 1>It sucked. And then I was like and then I

0:29:31.000 --> 0:29:33.960
<v Speaker 1>was like, I can't even I'm not gonna I can't

0:29:33.960 --> 0:29:38.640
<v Speaker 1>get from the front door to downstairs. So I just

0:29:38.680 --> 0:29:39.960
<v Speaker 1>had to be like listen, man.

0:29:41.240 --> 0:29:43.480
<v Speaker 2>Hey, everybody, thank you for coming.

0:29:44.240 --> 0:29:47.000
<v Speaker 1>I gotta go, I gotta I'll be back up in

0:29:47.040 --> 0:29:47.600
<v Speaker 1>like an hour.

0:29:48.200 --> 0:29:50.880
<v Speaker 2>I got the I got the girls lies, but I

0:29:50.920 --> 0:29:53.440
<v Speaker 2>also have a little bit of a problem, so I'll

0:29:53.480 --> 0:29:54.520
<v Speaker 2>see y'all in a minute.

0:29:54.680 --> 0:29:56.560
<v Speaker 1>Fucking it's not a good day.

0:29:56.760 --> 0:29:59.640
<v Speaker 2>No, that's a that's a that's a sad story, big dog.

0:29:59.720 --> 0:30:01.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm not and we lost the leaguers. Yeah.

0:30:01.840 --> 0:30:04.840
<v Speaker 2>I was about to say it doesn't end well either

0:30:05.040 --> 0:30:06.960
<v Speaker 2>for the Western Conference finals.

0:30:07.120 --> 0:30:09.520
<v Speaker 1>No, Olivia hit the group chat and said experienced his

0:30:09.600 --> 0:30:13.960
<v Speaker 1>own nine to eleven. Thank you in that in that

0:30:14.040 --> 0:30:16.520
<v Speaker 1>I will never forget. Fuck.

0:30:16.840 --> 0:30:19.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's that's a low low. It was shipped myself,

0:30:19.960 --> 0:30:23.120
<v Speaker 2>for sure, but I've managed to keep it private every time.

0:30:23.360 --> 0:30:27.960
<v Speaker 1>Bro, it was like double public. It's a double public fuck,

0:30:28.640 --> 0:30:30.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean, but that's what it is. That's why it

0:30:30.240 --> 0:30:32.360
<v Speaker 1>can be a clown on stage for money, you really

0:30:32.360 --> 0:30:33.360
<v Speaker 1>have to humble yourself.

0:30:33.840 --> 0:30:37.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I don't know if this changes whether or

0:30:37.320 --> 0:30:40.000
<v Speaker 2>not you wanna you want to suck him off, But.

0:30:47.520 --> 0:30:52.480
<v Speaker 1>I was about to slow down to a trickle after this.

0:30:52.800 --> 0:30:55.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there ain't gonna be so many. You taste like chocolates.

0:30:57.000 --> 0:31:01.080
<v Speaker 1>Look at your sex. Simple Now this is your kid.

0:31:02.560 --> 0:31:05.080
<v Speaker 1>Shoot himself in a Safeway afterwards.

0:31:04.680 --> 0:31:07.200
<v Speaker 2>Shot himself in a mid tier grocery store.

0:31:08.800 --> 0:31:15.120
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't even home, oh man, I was probably drinking

0:31:15.240 --> 0:31:17.920
<v Speaker 1>Safeway brand soda. Shout out the Safeway select.

0:31:24.120 --> 0:31:28.760
<v Speaker 2>We're calling upon you because we have we have new merch.

0:31:28.960 --> 0:31:32.600
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0:31:33.080 --> 0:31:35.800
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0:31:35.960 --> 0:31:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Just sleek, it's sexy.

0:31:38.480 --> 0:31:40.200
<v Speaker 2>Come on, you want to tell them what we have.

0:31:40.400 --> 0:31:43.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is

0:31:43.240 --> 0:31:46.760
<v Speaker 1>really fun. We have a two tone hat, an alien

0:31:46.880 --> 0:31:50.360
<v Speaker 1>dad hat the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then

0:31:50.400 --> 0:31:52.800
<v Speaker 1>we have the enamel pin with an alien who has

0:31:52.840 --> 0:31:55.080
<v Speaker 1>a coofie on it since my mama told me. And

0:31:55.120 --> 0:31:57.920
<v Speaker 1>then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama,

0:31:57.960 --> 0:31:58.920
<v Speaker 1>which is who you are.

0:31:59.440 --> 0:32:02.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my

0:32:02.120 --> 0:32:06.080
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0:32:06.120 --> 0:32:08.239
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0:32:11.600 --> 0:32:17.680
<v Speaker 2>Well to the question of snakes popping up from the toilet,

0:32:17.720 --> 0:32:21.880
<v Speaker 2>I did a quick googling how often do snakes come

0:32:21.920 --> 0:32:24.720
<v Speaker 2>out of toilets? Because they do say that this is

0:32:24.800 --> 0:32:28.400
<v Speaker 2>a real thing that happens. The sores can be hiding

0:32:28.440 --> 0:32:32.360
<v Speaker 2>ground for a hiding ground for mice and rats. Snakes

0:32:32.400 --> 0:32:35.200
<v Speaker 2>will enter the seer to get their next meal. They

0:32:35.200 --> 0:32:37.720
<v Speaker 2>can make their way through a sre and slither their

0:32:37.760 --> 0:32:41.720
<v Speaker 2>creepy way through a through the bend of a toilet

0:32:42.000 --> 0:32:46.120
<v Speaker 2>the s bend. However, that's this still doesn't mean this

0:32:46.240 --> 0:32:50.320
<v Speaker 2>is a common incident. And they said that the possibility,

0:32:50.400 --> 0:32:54.920
<v Speaker 2>the frequency at which this happens is extremely low. It

0:32:55.000 --> 0:33:01.400
<v Speaker 2>is a rare experience, not often experienced by.

0:33:00.840 --> 0:33:02.360
<v Speaker 1>We're talking about once or twice a year.

0:33:03.080 --> 0:33:05.440
<v Speaker 2>I think there's much rarer than that. I think we're

0:33:05.440 --> 0:33:11.600
<v Speaker 2>talking like nobody you know, is likely to ever have

0:33:11.720 --> 0:33:13.320
<v Speaker 2>this personal experience.

0:33:13.720 --> 0:33:15.560
<v Speaker 1>Now, look up bathroom attacks though.

0:33:16.560 --> 0:33:20.880
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's I think snakes snake attacks in bathroom.

0:33:21.040 --> 0:33:24.960
<v Speaker 1>No, I was just saying in general, oh, stranger attacks

0:33:24.960 --> 0:33:27.720
<v Speaker 1>in bathroom, because I think that's like because when we

0:33:27.720 --> 0:33:30.160
<v Speaker 1>had talked about it before, you said, even when you

0:33:30.280 --> 0:33:35.400
<v Speaker 1>lived alone, you would shit with the door closed. Yeah.

0:33:35.520 --> 0:33:40.240
<v Speaker 2>I get very nervous of people entering when I'm at

0:33:40.240 --> 0:33:44.120
<v Speaker 2>my most vulnerable state, I keep doors closed when I sleep,

0:33:44.160 --> 0:33:47.320
<v Speaker 2>I keep doors closed when I shit. I keep doors

0:33:47.360 --> 0:33:49.560
<v Speaker 2>closed at all times.

0:33:49.760 --> 0:33:51.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't even think shitting is my top three most

0:33:51.880 --> 0:33:52.880
<v Speaker 1>vulnerable states.

0:33:53.360 --> 0:33:56.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay, list them?

0:33:57.080 --> 0:34:08.280
<v Speaker 1>What about the movies by myself? Why is that so funny?

0:34:08.480 --> 0:34:10.239
<v Speaker 2>You can get up and leave? What do you mean?

0:34:11.040 --> 0:34:14.680
<v Speaker 1>I just really locked in in a way where I'm

0:34:14.719 --> 0:34:17.879
<v Speaker 1>like not very aware of outside.

0:34:18.680 --> 0:34:22.520
<v Speaker 2>Well, I really lived that that Nicole Kidman commercial you

0:34:22.640 --> 0:34:23.720
<v Speaker 2>really like? Uh?

0:34:23.880 --> 0:34:25.680
<v Speaker 1>I like the movies a lot. I enjoyed it as

0:34:25.680 --> 0:34:28.000
<v Speaker 1>an experience. I like it as a group, but I

0:34:28.040 --> 0:34:30.000
<v Speaker 1>like going to myself a lot. And when I if

0:34:30.040 --> 0:34:32.840
<v Speaker 1>it's a really good movie, I'm like locked locked in.

0:34:33.320 --> 0:34:36.040
<v Speaker 2>You know what what we just did is we went

0:34:36.120 --> 0:34:40.240
<v Speaker 2>and saw me and of some comedians. I hear Jordan Temples,

0:34:40.239 --> 0:34:44.800
<v Speaker 2>act Fox, other cool names. But we went and saw

0:34:45.640 --> 0:34:49.799
<v Speaker 2>a double feature of a goofy movie and.

0:34:49.840 --> 0:34:52.480
<v Speaker 1>Baba's Kids at the New Beverly.

0:34:52.719 --> 0:34:53.520
<v Speaker 2>At the New Beverly.

0:34:53.800 --> 0:34:57.200
<v Speaker 1>That's when I was in Los Angeles. I saw at

0:34:57.280 --> 0:34:59.320
<v Speaker 1>the New Beverly, I saw a Booty Call with Jordan's

0:34:59.640 --> 0:35:03.800
<v Speaker 1>Ye yeah you're talking about Yeah, that's a good double feature.

0:35:04.200 --> 0:35:07.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, A Goofy movie is a perfect film. Yeah, surely

0:35:07.680 --> 0:35:11.719
<v Speaker 2>is just it's so funny, it's so it's it's it got,

0:35:11.840 --> 0:35:14.120
<v Speaker 2>it's got heart. It moves you in all kinds of

0:35:14.160 --> 0:35:15.000
<v Speaker 2>cool ways.

0:35:15.480 --> 0:35:19.799
<v Speaker 1>Bayba's Kids is is uh, come on, don't be.

0:35:19.880 --> 0:35:23.080
<v Speaker 2>Like that, like based Kids is a is a classic

0:35:23.160 --> 0:35:25.839
<v Speaker 2>and I take nothing from it and if I never

0:35:25.880 --> 0:35:27.160
<v Speaker 2>see it again, that's okay.

0:35:28.040 --> 0:35:31.760
<v Speaker 1>That's that's my family. That's like, we love that movie.

0:35:31.800 --> 0:35:35.239
<v Speaker 1>We're a Baby's Kids family. Really. Oh man, even my

0:35:35.239 --> 0:35:38.880
<v Speaker 1>littlest brother loves it. Whoa Yeah, come on, all the

0:35:38.960 --> 0:35:41.480
<v Speaker 1>songs straight jacking straight Jacket is.

0:35:41.480 --> 0:35:42.040
<v Speaker 2>A good song.

0:35:42.200 --> 0:35:42.719
<v Speaker 1>Come on.

0:35:43.040 --> 0:35:46.040
<v Speaker 2>It's weird that it comes three quarters into the movie.

0:35:46.520 --> 0:35:50.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, also that weird freedom song with the robots that

0:35:50.920 --> 0:35:53.000
<v Speaker 1>it is also strange.

0:35:53.840 --> 0:35:57.279
<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of sort of like a poorly structured

0:35:57.520 --> 0:36:00.719
<v Speaker 2>build to that film in a way that you know,

0:36:00.840 --> 0:36:05.000
<v Speaker 2>it truly felt like it was a Robin Harris brainchild.

0:36:05.600 --> 0:36:05.880
<v Speaker 1>It was.

0:36:07.320 --> 0:36:09.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they just took a bit and then evolved it

0:36:09.920 --> 0:36:12.560
<v Speaker 2>into a film, and then he didn't even get to

0:36:12.600 --> 0:36:14.680
<v Speaker 2>see it come to fruition and they had to let

0:36:14.719 --> 0:36:17.640
<v Speaker 2>fase On Love finish it out, which.

0:36:17.880 --> 0:36:20.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying this on the record right now. If I die,

0:36:20.400 --> 0:36:26.840
<v Speaker 1>do not let don't recast.

0:36:28.520 --> 0:36:30.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm glad you said that because he was actually the

0:36:30.719 --> 0:36:35.640
<v Speaker 2>first guy I thought it was. I was like, if dies,

0:36:36.960 --> 0:36:51.279
<v Speaker 2>love but his big hershey, chocolate ass, but fair enough.

0:36:51.320 --> 0:36:52.040
<v Speaker 1>I won't call him.

0:36:52.040 --> 0:36:52.319
<v Speaker 2>I won't.

0:36:52.600 --> 0:36:55.840
<v Speaker 1>You can't call if I die, you replaced me with

0:36:55.880 --> 0:36:59.920
<v Speaker 1>the light Skin guy. You changed the name to light On.

0:37:00.040 --> 0:37:05.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, no, no, dark Skin replace me. Like if

0:37:05.760 --> 0:37:09.240
<v Speaker 1>I die, qut killer mic in here, I'm gonna haunt you.

0:37:10.400 --> 0:37:12.480
<v Speaker 2>All right, It'll be me and Benningham.

0:37:12.600 --> 0:37:21.040
<v Speaker 1>Just no, you don't get another African either, God damn, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

0:37:21.040 --> 0:37:25.520
<v Speaker 1>no Africans, No dark skin dudes. I fucking I'm the

0:37:25.640 --> 0:37:28.640
<v Speaker 1>only I'm like a, I'm like a jealous boyfriend over here.

0:37:29.360 --> 0:37:32.520
<v Speaker 1>You have no one but me. Nobody else wants you.

0:37:32.680 --> 0:37:37.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh man, yeah, no, it's it. It's a I don't

0:37:37.120 --> 0:37:40.840
<v Speaker 2>think that it's great, a great film, but I recognize

0:37:41.000 --> 0:37:46.320
<v Speaker 2>the joy, the nostalgic sort of like thrill it offers.

0:37:46.120 --> 0:37:47.640
<v Speaker 1>It's funny still.

0:37:47.360 --> 0:37:51.400
<v Speaker 2>Though, Robin Harris still has like some funny ass like

0:37:51.719 --> 0:37:54.640
<v Speaker 2>joke jokes in there that you're like, damn, that's just

0:37:55.560 --> 0:37:57.160
<v Speaker 2>that's just a good ass joke.

0:37:57.520 --> 0:37:59.680
<v Speaker 1>This is the first time I heard everything. Anybody called

0:37:59.719 --> 0:38:01.000
<v Speaker 1>somebody a test tube baby.

0:38:01.400 --> 0:38:06.200
<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm. Yeah, no, he really he was groundbreaking as

0:38:06.200 --> 0:38:09.200
<v Speaker 2>a as a comedian, an artist, and it's a shame

0:38:09.239 --> 0:38:10.279
<v Speaker 2>that he died so young.

0:38:11.440 --> 0:38:12.920
<v Speaker 1>Was he young? I think so.

0:38:13.360 --> 0:38:14.759
<v Speaker 2>I think he was younger than he looks.

0:38:15.080 --> 0:38:15.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:38:15.760 --> 0:38:19.400
<v Speaker 2>I think he was just an old faced ass dude.

0:38:19.520 --> 0:38:21.560
<v Speaker 1>I could be wrong. There used to be more of those.

0:38:22.239 --> 0:38:24.720
<v Speaker 2>I think it was an entire generation for a while.

0:38:24.960 --> 0:38:26.680
<v Speaker 1>I mean, have you seen that shit online where they're

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<v Speaker 1>saying millennials are we, like, are aging properly?

0:38:30.080 --> 0:38:33.160
<v Speaker 2>I think they're actually saying millennials are the ones that

0:38:33.239 --> 0:38:36.799
<v Speaker 2>are aging pretty well? It's gen Z that's not aging.

0:38:36.560 --> 0:38:39.360
<v Speaker 1>Probably, No, that's what I'm saying, Like we're aging too good.

0:38:39.920 --> 0:38:43.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Millennials, for whatever reason, are were the youngest looking

0:38:44.080 --> 0:38:48.200
<v Speaker 2>of all the generations. And then gen Z is going

0:38:48.239 --> 0:38:51.880
<v Speaker 2>back to like those nineteen seventies niggas who know what

0:38:51.920 --> 0:38:54.360
<v Speaker 2>it is forty five when they were twenty.

0:38:54.719 --> 0:38:56.719
<v Speaker 1>It's hope. Were the last year our history to grow

0:38:56.800 --> 0:38:57.880
<v Speaker 1>up with any kind of hope.

0:38:58.040 --> 0:38:59.320
<v Speaker 2>We had genuine hope.

0:38:59.520 --> 0:39:02.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's our life before the Internet, before nine to

0:39:02.800 --> 0:39:05.640
<v Speaker 1>eleven turned us into whatever it is we are now,

0:39:06.719 --> 0:39:08.600
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. We grew up, we all

0:39:08.640 --> 0:39:10.800
<v Speaker 1>thought that we could get a house and have kids

0:39:10.840 --> 0:39:13.399
<v Speaker 1>and like, and that was what the world was. These

0:39:13.440 --> 0:39:14.880
<v Speaker 1>kids now have nothing to live for.

0:39:15.400 --> 0:39:20.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. No, they truly are born with a fucked up

0:39:20.239 --> 0:39:23.880
<v Speaker 2>cynicism that just makes their face turned to mush.

0:39:24.080 --> 0:39:26.200
<v Speaker 1>That's why they're prudes. They're all eighty year old women.

0:39:26.440 --> 0:39:28.520
<v Speaker 1>You don't want to see tits and movies. Get out

0:39:28.520 --> 0:39:31.520
<v Speaker 1>of here. Yeah, you don't want to see titties and movies.

0:39:31.880 --> 0:39:33.560
<v Speaker 1>It's like one of the main reasons that go.

0:39:34.280 --> 0:39:37.080
<v Speaker 2>My only motivation when I was sixteen years old was

0:39:37.160 --> 0:39:41.080
<v Speaker 2>sand titties and playing basketball. Come on, I didn't care

0:39:41.120 --> 0:39:44.279
<v Speaker 2>about the world. I wasn't interested in like being a

0:39:44.360 --> 0:39:46.840
<v Speaker 2>hero or a savior of any kind. I just wanted

0:39:46.840 --> 0:39:49.080
<v Speaker 2>to hoop and look at somebody naked.

0:39:49.280 --> 0:39:49.560
<v Speaker 1>Yep.

0:39:49.600 --> 0:39:53.239
<v Speaker 2>And now they have so much weight on their shoulders

0:39:53.520 --> 0:39:56.000
<v Speaker 2>that of course they look like absolute garbage.

0:39:56.640 --> 0:39:58.000
<v Speaker 1>So I think we figured it out.

0:39:58.480 --> 0:40:01.319
<v Speaker 2>Robin Harris and this is gonna blow your fucking mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Robin Harris died at thirty six years old. Fuck really, dog,

0:40:07.120 --> 0:40:09.160
<v Speaker 2>he was he was our age.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god damn.

0:40:12.000 --> 0:40:19.120
<v Speaker 2>And he was playing kids, Daddy, he played kids? Oh fuck,

0:40:19.360 --> 0:40:23.080
<v Speaker 2>they were probably the same age while he was pretending

0:40:23.160 --> 0:40:24.160
<v Speaker 2>to be his father.

0:40:25.840 --> 0:40:29.560
<v Speaker 1>That's that's bad, jeans, bro.

0:40:29.680 --> 0:40:32.960
<v Speaker 2>He looked rough for thirty six. Man.

0:40:33.560 --> 0:40:37.040
<v Speaker 1>Fuck, I mean he was one of those guys who

0:40:37.040 --> 0:40:39.440
<v Speaker 1>looked so crazy that he had to be hilarious.

0:40:40.239 --> 0:40:41.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what were you gonna do?

0:40:42.120 --> 0:40:47.920
<v Speaker 1>What else? What was your job? What could you do? Scraps?

0:40:50.080 --> 0:40:54.319
<v Speaker 1>That's crazy alright, pe man, he was hilarious.

0:40:54.520 --> 0:40:57.600
<v Speaker 2>He was so funny, so funny, so old looking.

0:40:57.680 --> 0:41:00.000
<v Speaker 1>Sold looking so funny. The two go hand and hands.

0:41:00.000 --> 0:41:01.920
<v Speaker 1>Some of the funniest looking people I've known in my

0:41:02.000 --> 0:41:04.200
<v Speaker 1>life are the funniest people I've ever.

0:41:04.960 --> 0:41:09.360
<v Speaker 2>I looked up your question of whether or not the

0:41:09.400 --> 0:41:12.719
<v Speaker 2>toilet attacks are thing, and unfortunately, and this is a

0:41:12.760 --> 0:41:16.160
<v Speaker 2>pretty telling sign of the society we live in. Mostly

0:41:16.200 --> 0:41:18.759
<v Speaker 2>when you google that, it immediately just gives you a

0:41:18.880 --> 0:41:23.799
<v Speaker 2>laundry list of transgender people being attacked in public restrooms. Great,

0:41:23.920 --> 0:41:29.680
<v Speaker 2>which is maybe worth noting that maybe maybe my fear

0:41:30.120 --> 0:41:33.359
<v Speaker 2>is not as much the active one, but certainly being

0:41:33.400 --> 0:41:36.400
<v Speaker 2>attacked in public restrooms is a active fear that some

0:41:36.440 --> 0:41:40.040
<v Speaker 2>people need to struggle with, and we wish that they didn't.

0:41:40.400 --> 0:41:45.760
<v Speaker 1>Yep, hot riffs.

0:41:46.120 --> 0:41:48.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I get it, you don't want to tack in

0:41:48.360 --> 0:41:54.399
<v Speaker 2>on No, it was kind of really sad. The other thing,

0:41:54.480 --> 0:41:59.880
<v Speaker 2>Olivia sent Us is a article from USA Today of

0:42:00.200 --> 0:42:07.080
<v Speaker 2>very reputable website and newspaper periodical bum Biting Python. It

0:42:07.160 --> 0:42:11.640
<v Speaker 2>says woman bitten by a five foot snake hiding in toilet.

0:42:11.920 --> 0:42:16.280
<v Speaker 1>Ah see that? So fuck yeah.

0:42:16.440 --> 0:42:18.920
<v Speaker 2>As a fifty nine year old woman sat on her

0:42:18.960 --> 0:42:22.360
<v Speaker 2>relative's toilet, she felt a shocking pain. A five foot

0:42:22.480 --> 0:42:26.720
<v Speaker 2>carpet python had bitten her bottom. Why are they writing

0:42:26.760 --> 0:42:31.440
<v Speaker 2>this so fucking British? I hate it? Yeah, I get

0:42:31.520 --> 0:42:34.080
<v Speaker 2>okay now, I see why it was in Australia. Helen

0:42:34.160 --> 0:42:37.120
<v Speaker 2>Richards of Australia. So it seems like USA Today is

0:42:37.200 --> 0:42:39.520
<v Speaker 2>just usurping the language from a different.

0:42:41.600 --> 0:42:41.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:42:41.920 --> 0:42:45.680
<v Speaker 2>I think there's like truly no integrity left in journalism,

0:42:45.719 --> 0:42:49.200
<v Speaker 2>so I think they're just basically copy and paste and

0:42:49.239 --> 0:42:53.400
<v Speaker 2>some shit. Helen Richards of Australia told ten News First

0:42:53.480 --> 0:42:57.800
<v Speaker 2>Queensland she felt a sharp tap on my bottom along

0:42:57.840 --> 0:43:04.080
<v Speaker 2>with some pain on Tuesday afternoon and she handler Jasmine Selaney,

0:43:04.560 --> 0:43:07.919
<v Speaker 2>who removed and relocated the non venomous pike. Like, okay

0:43:08.000 --> 0:43:10.840
<v Speaker 2>now I'm venomous, so singing no poisoning her.

0:43:10.840 --> 0:43:13.960
<v Speaker 1>And poison is not what I'm worried about. H What

0:43:13.960 --> 0:43:18.000
<v Speaker 1>are you worried about my dick getting bit by a snake? Okay,

0:43:19.280 --> 0:43:19.839
<v Speaker 1>fair enough.

0:43:20.200 --> 0:43:25.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's just the general pain of a of a

0:43:25.480 --> 0:43:27.400
<v Speaker 2>bite on your your dick from a snake.

0:43:27.600 --> 0:43:30.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Also, I think it should be referenced that in

0:43:30.239 --> 0:43:33.360
<v Speaker 1>the chat, Olivia is throwing some slurs.

0:43:33.840 --> 0:43:37.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's she's saying some nasty things about Australian people.

0:43:38.280 --> 0:43:42.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, which who knew, I didn't. It's fun to win.

0:43:42.400 --> 0:43:44.719
<v Speaker 1>It's fun to learn new racism that people have.

0:43:45.160 --> 0:43:47.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when you find out your friend is actually deeply

0:43:47.920 --> 0:43:48.440
<v Speaker 2>big at.

0:43:48.280 --> 0:43:51.279
<v Speaker 1>It, Yeah, that's always crazy because it's like it's like

0:43:51.320 --> 0:43:53.600
<v Speaker 1>on some weird shit where it's like, oh, you don't

0:43:53.600 --> 0:43:58.200
<v Speaker 1>want to go to the Brazilian steakhouse because why you

0:43:58.239 --> 0:44:01.000
<v Speaker 1>know what I'm saying, Like, it's always really weird shrigers that.

0:44:01.360 --> 0:44:05.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, they really show their true colors. And then

0:44:05.280 --> 0:44:07.839
<v Speaker 2>you kind of have to decide if if this is

0:44:08.120 --> 0:44:12.200
<v Speaker 2>a reflection of their greater humanity or if this is

0:44:12.280 --> 0:44:14.799
<v Speaker 2>just a moment that that you caught them because they

0:44:14.800 --> 0:44:16.040
<v Speaker 2>had a bad day or whatever.

0:44:16.360 --> 0:44:17.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because it could go either way.

0:44:18.080 --> 0:44:20.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it is worth noting that they said that the

0:44:20.920 --> 0:44:24.200
<v Speaker 2>reason that the snake bit in all likelihood is because

0:44:24.239 --> 0:44:28.600
<v Speaker 2>these snakes preferred an exit point. She had that big old,

0:44:28.719 --> 0:44:31.760
<v Speaker 2>thick bottom, and that the snake just wanted to nibble.

0:44:34.280 --> 0:44:35.640
<v Speaker 1>Make you want to bite.

0:44:40.040 --> 0:44:43.600
<v Speaker 2>They said the snake's preferred exit point was block after

0:44:43.640 --> 0:44:46.880
<v Speaker 2>being spooked by the customers sitting down, and it simply

0:44:47.000 --> 0:44:48.320
<v Speaker 2>lashed out in fear.

0:44:49.120 --> 0:44:51.400
<v Speaker 1>If it's exactly what I would think would happen.

0:44:52.080 --> 0:44:55.919
<v Speaker 2>So I guess to your point, Uh, it is more

0:44:56.200 --> 0:45:00.319
<v Speaker 2>likely that the snake will bite if you sit down

0:45:00.400 --> 0:45:03.200
<v Speaker 2>on top of it and block it's its pathway.

0:45:03.480 --> 0:45:05.359
<v Speaker 1>And let's be honest, we've seen what I'm working with.

0:45:05.400 --> 0:45:05.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm blocking.

0:45:06.400 --> 0:45:09.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're gonna block. Ain't no light getting through when

0:45:09.680 --> 0:45:11.160
<v Speaker 2>when you sit down on that toilet.

0:45:15.120 --> 0:45:15.520
<v Speaker 1>All that.

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<v Speaker 2>So, Josette, it seems as if that your conspiracy does

0:45:26.960 --> 0:45:30.719
<v Speaker 2>have some legs that that there are legitimate concerns that

0:45:30.760 --> 0:45:33.480
<v Speaker 2>a snake could come up through the toilet, although it

0:45:33.560 --> 0:45:37.719
<v Speaker 2>seems like that's much more of an Australian possibility than

0:45:37.760 --> 0:45:41.840
<v Speaker 2>an American reality. So if you live in America, I

0:45:41.880 --> 0:45:44.200
<v Speaker 2>think you'll be fine. I don't imagine that you have

0:45:44.239 --> 0:45:46.560
<v Speaker 2>a ton of snakes wherever you live. And if you do,

0:45:47.000 --> 0:45:47.719
<v Speaker 2>get out of there.

0:45:48.000 --> 0:45:49.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I ain't gotta.

0:45:49.040 --> 0:45:52.439
<v Speaker 2>Live like that. You deserve Yeah, and he ain't gotta

0:45:52.440 --> 0:45:55.640
<v Speaker 2>live like that. You can live somewhere where there ain't snakes.

0:45:56.200 --> 0:45:58.239
<v Speaker 1>I want to read the nice part of her letter too.

0:45:58.360 --> 0:46:03.880
<v Speaker 1>She closing, she said, I super appreciate you too, and

0:46:04.000 --> 0:46:07.120
<v Speaker 1>hope you remain the same beautiful assholes you've always been.

0:46:07.640 --> 0:46:10.240
<v Speaker 1>Love you both to the moon and back. Bye, bitch,

0:46:10.719 --> 0:46:13.880
<v Speaker 1>Love Joe Set A proud little mama.

0:46:13.560 --> 0:46:18.480
<v Speaker 2>A proud little mama. Yeah, Josette, thank you for this

0:46:18.680 --> 0:46:22.480
<v Speaker 2>very lovely email. And we hope that you and your

0:46:22.600 --> 0:46:25.439
<v Speaker 2>KitKat bar and thettle ladies that you can noodle with

0:46:26.520 --> 0:46:30.320
<v Speaker 2>remain remain safe from snake bites in all forms.

0:46:30.560 --> 0:46:35.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly that. Thank you for thinking. I'm so damn fine.

0:46:36.040 --> 0:46:38.560
<v Speaker 2>Do you want to tell the people where your finance

0:46:38.719 --> 0:46:40.520
<v Speaker 2>is gonna be? And yeah, if you want to come

0:46:40.640 --> 0:46:41.360
<v Speaker 2>to going.

0:46:41.160 --> 0:46:43.439
<v Speaker 1>On, you want to come out and double click your mouth,

0:46:43.600 --> 0:46:47.200
<v Speaker 1>you can come see me. I actually don't have my

0:46:47.280 --> 0:46:49.600
<v Speaker 1>dates pulled up. Who got jokes? Citty seven on Instagram?

0:46:49.600 --> 0:46:53.080
<v Speaker 1>It'll be there. Yeah, watch Royal crack News February twenty

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0:46:57.239 --> 0:46:59.879
<v Speaker 1>You know, be good to yourselves. And if you want

0:46:59.920 --> 0:47:04.480
<v Speaker 1>to watch the YouTube, you can see my finance Langston's finance. Yeah,

0:47:04.560 --> 0:47:06.799
<v Speaker 1>and if you want to send us whole or tell

0:47:06.880 --> 0:47:09.560
<v Speaker 1>us how we make you feel, don't.

0:47:09.640 --> 0:47:12.160
<v Speaker 2>But other than that, yeah, you know what, watch all

0:47:12.200 --> 0:47:16.000
<v Speaker 2>the ship. Yeah, watch watch all that stuff. Follow me

0:47:16.080 --> 0:47:19.360
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0:47:19.360 --> 0:47:23.360
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0:47:23.400 --> 0:47:25.480
<v Speaker 2>and then and then I'm going to rest for a

0:47:25.560 --> 0:47:28.440
<v Speaker 2>little while. But if you want to buy merch, you

0:47:28.480 --> 0:47:31.040
<v Speaker 2>can go to my Mama told Me dot merchcentral dot com.

0:47:31.080 --> 0:47:33.879
<v Speaker 2>And if you want to send us your conspiracies, if

0:47:33.960 --> 0:47:38.480
<v Speaker 2>you want to send us your your glowing love letters,

0:47:38.520 --> 0:47:40.879
<v Speaker 2>if you want to send us whole, send it all

0:47:40.960 --> 0:47:44.200
<v Speaker 2>to my mama pod at gmail dot com. We would

0:47:44.239 --> 0:47:47.480
<v Speaker 2>love to hear from you. And and that that's it.

0:47:47.640 --> 0:47:49.400
<v Speaker 2>I think we covered everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye, bitch.

0:47:54.280 --> 0:47:59.080
<v Speaker 2>That my chips in yours.

0:48:00.080 --> 0:48:06.680
<v Speaker 1>An Kuala Bears are racist, the os players ots and

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<v Speaker 1>money fs inventing turkey stuff. I can't tell me nothing