1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:04,320 Speaker 1: That's how you feel about Top Kit hearing Oho, Siko, 2 00:00:04,519 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 1: Channon Shark talk sometimes m where it's like whoa you 3 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:12,760 Speaker 1: know there there's this is being recorded. Yeah, and Shannon 4 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:15,040 Speaker 1: Shark is just like I split it up on the quarter. 5 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:19,239 Speaker 2: Three And that's the thing. Ocho is the reasonable one. 6 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:23,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, his name is Oo and he's like, you have 7 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:24,479 Speaker 1: to calm down. 8 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:27,920 Speaker 2: You're like, bro, you can't keep talking like this. I 9 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:30,120 Speaker 2: gotta live, I gotta do. I gotta do. 10 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:33,839 Speaker 1: If ain't do eighty and ain't a lady which is 11 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:36,400 Speaker 1: a you should get birch of that? That's pretty? 12 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:47,960 Speaker 2: That's crazy. Doesn't babies in your quali bears? 13 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:52,000 Speaker 1: A racists? 14 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:56,680 Speaker 2: Money's invading turning stuff? 15 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:58,840 Speaker 3: Y'all can't tell me? 16 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:07,480 Speaker 1: Do you know what today is? It's our anniversary. Welcome 17 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:10,320 Speaker 1: to another episode of My Mama. 18 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:14,039 Speaker 4: Told Me, the podcast where we dived deep into the 19 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:18,959 Speaker 4: pockets of black conspiracy theories and we finally worked to 20 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:22,759 Speaker 4: prove that the game se Loo was in fact invented 21 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:25,200 Speaker 4: by slaves to teach each other man. 22 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:28,640 Speaker 1: It wasn't about gambling. So when you take eighty five 23 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:31,880 Speaker 1: dollars off your uncle at the super Bowl, don't feel bad. 24 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,000 Speaker 1: You're just trying to help that nigga learn some shit. 25 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:35,520 Speaker 1: My name is David Body. 26 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:38,839 Speaker 2: I'm like Stinkerman, and I'm proud to hear that that's 27 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:42,080 Speaker 2: the best way to honor our ancestors come on by 28 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:45,600 Speaker 2: gambling against our strange relatives. 29 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 1: Our ancestors guided me in the winning of about eighty 30 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:51,040 Speaker 1: dollars on the Super Bowl this year, So I thank you. Yeah, 31 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:51,680 Speaker 1: good for you. 32 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 2: Were you forty nine ers ice home? You were just 33 00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 2: fan Cisco connection. 34 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:01,559 Speaker 1: Yeah, but I also had prop bets, so I bet 35 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,280 Speaker 1: for the first drive to be less than three minutes 36 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:08,760 Speaker 1: and fifteen seconds, and I made like eighty bucks off 37 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 1: of that. And then I also bet for Deebo and 38 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,720 Speaker 1: mccaffree to get a touchdown. I lost that, and then 39 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:15,320 Speaker 1: but then I want a bunch of money in Dice, 40 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:16,799 Speaker 1: so I still won. 41 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:19,240 Speaker 2: You found you found your way back on top. 42 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, because I just bet the money line because I'm 43 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:25,919 Speaker 1: not really great about spreads. Freaked me out. Yeah, I don't. 44 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 2: I don't understand a lot of the the shorthand of 45 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:35,600 Speaker 2: gambling and so intimidating asking adult men to explain it 46 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:38,639 Speaker 2: to you. Yeah, I've just opted not to play. 47 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:40,960 Speaker 1: You know what, I mean the same way with technology. 48 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:45,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like men especially, it's like you you 49 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,560 Speaker 2: go to them and you go, hey, I'm vulnerable, could 50 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:51,560 Speaker 2: you please? Could you please help me? And they make 51 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 2: you feel very small, very fast. 52 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:58,079 Speaker 1: Yeah. Men love jargon. Mm hmm, that's what it is. 53 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,160 Speaker 1: Men love jargon. 54 00:02:59,200 --> 00:02:59,359 Speaker 2: Bro. 55 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,960 Speaker 1: So it's like, because I don't know what I'm doing either, 56 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:05,440 Speaker 1: I'm saying stuff like I bet moneyline because it's for 57 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:08,280 Speaker 1: stupid people. Yeah, it just means I bet that the 58 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:11,919 Speaker 1: forty nine ers were gonna win straight up right, just working. 59 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:13,639 Speaker 1: I was thinking about becoming a gloves guy. 60 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:19,440 Speaker 2: I was wondering, what's happening here? I looked. I thought 61 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:22,440 Speaker 2: we were having a normal conversation, and then your fingers 62 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:26,040 Speaker 2: look like Dumbledore after he sucked around with that horse crux. 63 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:28,800 Speaker 2: And I wasn't sure what was happening. 64 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:31,200 Speaker 1: But is it not good? I'll take them on. 65 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:35,920 Speaker 2: I don't think it's great, it's uh. I don't think 66 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,840 Speaker 2: those are the type of gloves you can be a 67 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 2: glove guy with. I don't think you can just put 68 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,360 Speaker 2: on two north face gloves. 69 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:42,880 Speaker 1: I bet that's cool. 70 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:47,880 Speaker 2: I think gloves cool gloves guy. Cool glove guys wear 71 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:54,360 Speaker 2: like like a hard leather. They wear like a hard leather. Yeah, 72 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:58,480 Speaker 2: they wear like a thick, a thick motorcyclic leather. They 73 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:02,360 Speaker 2: don't wear a fucking I wanted to be at. 74 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:06,200 Speaker 1: Okay, they're for everyone. First of all, The North Face 75 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:09,760 Speaker 1: is a very adult company. I always wanted, did you. 76 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:12,040 Speaker 1: I always wanted to be a batting gloves guy, but 77 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:15,160 Speaker 1: I never had I was never cool enough to pull 78 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:15,720 Speaker 1: that off. 79 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a few eras that I wish I 80 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:23,080 Speaker 2: could have. You Remember when like goggles were in, when 81 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:26,159 Speaker 2: like you good Well Diddy and Mace and you put 82 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:28,200 Speaker 2: on like a pair of goggles with their outfit, and 83 00:04:28,279 --> 00:04:31,320 Speaker 2: somehow that that wasn't a thing people ask questions about. 84 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:35,160 Speaker 2: I desperately wanted to be a ski goggles, ask dude, 85 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:36,520 Speaker 2: and and couldn't pull it off. 86 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:39,360 Speaker 1: I couldn't, well, because you were too young. Here's this 87 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:41,599 Speaker 1: is so funny. I was just talking about Homie about 88 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:44,680 Speaker 1: it yesterday, and his dad was from New York, so 89 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:48,240 Speaker 1: they had all kinds of bootleg shit. And he said 90 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:51,520 Speaker 1: he came to school and like not just the goggles, 91 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:56,599 Speaker 1: the remember the Tommy the Tommy squ cap. Yeah, like 92 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:59,080 Speaker 1: it said, he said, he came in to school with 93 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:02,120 Speaker 1: both and like the fourth grade he was possible. It 94 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:08,520 Speaker 1: was like, what are you doing? Of course not? Yeah, yeah, 95 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:09,679 Speaker 1: you're a little boy. 96 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:12,800 Speaker 2: This isn't a rap video. You take that goddamn ship off. 97 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:16,359 Speaker 1: We're here to learn multiplication, not get pussy. Yeah you're not. 98 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,400 Speaker 2: You out of your mind. You're gonna look cooler than 99 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:21,760 Speaker 2: me on a regular day. 100 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:27,360 Speaker 1: No, I'll fucking kill you, little boy. 101 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,560 Speaker 2: You're gonna look like how I want to dress the 102 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:30,960 Speaker 2: fuck you you take that off? 103 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:34,640 Speaker 1: Man? Do you think you were a teacher? Did you 104 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:36,599 Speaker 1: ever like get some fly ship and you were like, 105 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:39,200 Speaker 1: I bet I could wear this at school. You said 106 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:42,080 Speaker 1: you took the bow tie out of the classroom. Did 107 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:49,520 Speaker 1: you ever take you know, the echo in I'm trying 108 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,840 Speaker 1: to frame my things. I'm trying to be more professional 109 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:52,840 Speaker 1: in my manner of speaking. 110 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:55,200 Speaker 2: I got you. I want to be clear that I 111 00:05:55,279 --> 00:06:00,240 Speaker 2: wasn't still wearing echo as a professional educator, but I 112 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:04,760 Speaker 2: I do. I do remember there being like they're being 113 00:06:04,839 --> 00:06:09,080 Speaker 2: like sweaters or sweat shirts that I'd be like, damn 114 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,520 Speaker 2: if I could figure out a way to put this 115 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:14,599 Speaker 2: over my shirt and tie and still have my ties 116 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:18,159 Speaker 2: showing I could like kind of fly this up and 117 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:20,480 Speaker 2: not feel like as much of a dork. But I 118 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:23,760 Speaker 2: do think after a while, you're just a dude waking 119 00:06:23,839 --> 00:06:27,040 Speaker 2: up at six am to go teach kids, and you 120 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,840 Speaker 2: stop giving a fuck about how you look, which is 121 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:32,520 Speaker 2: maybe the most disheartening part of teaching. 122 00:06:32,839 --> 00:06:36,640 Speaker 1: Are they high schoolers? Yeah? Yeah, yeah. Was there ever 123 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:39,919 Speaker 1: a level of you wanting them to think you were fresh? Yeah? 124 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,480 Speaker 2: You do want them to think you're like cool, you 125 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:43,839 Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like I didn't want them to 126 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:45,080 Speaker 2: think I'm a loser. 127 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:47,680 Speaker 1: But I didn't want You're not that far from their age, right. 128 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,120 Speaker 2: That's the hard game, though, is you don't want them 129 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,400 Speaker 2: to think you're a loser, but you also don't want 130 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:57,080 Speaker 2: them to think you're wanting them to be cool with you, 131 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:59,800 Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? So like you gotta 132 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:02,600 Speaker 2: be fly, but you gotta be flying away that they're like, 133 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:05,800 Speaker 2: I don't I don't get it. I don't quite understand 134 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:06,560 Speaker 2: what that is. 135 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:10,040 Speaker 1: Oh interesting, interesting. 136 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:12,800 Speaker 2: And that's that's a hard little needle to thread because 137 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:15,800 Speaker 2: they immediately if you dress too cool, they think you're 138 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:18,480 Speaker 2: best friends, and if you dress to dorky, they think 139 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:21,120 Speaker 2: they're like they could talk down to you and ships. 140 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:22,720 Speaker 1: Why I would have to be a pe teacher. 141 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,600 Speaker 2: Oh, that's smart. 142 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:27,640 Speaker 1: Because if I could incorporate fitting physical punishments, you're going 143 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:28,280 Speaker 1: to respect you. 144 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:31,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, and also you do you don't have to really 145 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:36,120 Speaker 2: adhere to like teacher law. When it comes to pe teachers. 146 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:38,840 Speaker 1: It feels like it's a wild West. Yeah, you can 147 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,760 Speaker 1: use slurs like it's a whole bunch of shit that 148 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,360 Speaker 1: goes on in the gym. That's yeah. 149 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:45,160 Speaker 2: I had a pe teacher tell me that Asian women 150 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:46,760 Speaker 2: have sideways pussies, and. 151 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:55,280 Speaker 1: Well, that's true. Though. He was just like a good man. 152 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,720 Speaker 2: He was just a man trying to inform me of 153 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,360 Speaker 2: what's happening out in the world. 154 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:01,760 Speaker 1: How did that? I'm up? During dodgeball, he was. 155 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:08,800 Speaker 2: Like, buddy, Buddy, I wish I knew. It was very 156 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,720 Speaker 2: I'll say this, it was very natural. He sort of 157 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:15,600 Speaker 2: just said, boys gather around, and then he he decided to, 158 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:19,680 Speaker 2: I guess, dispense his wisdom on us, and we were 159 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:23,160 Speaker 2: we were fourteen and very uncertain of what to do 160 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:24,080 Speaker 2: with that information. 161 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you now? What does that help? I 162 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:28,480 Speaker 1: don't know what to do with the other ones. There 163 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:29,280 Speaker 1: also was. 164 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:32,280 Speaker 2: A curveball like, yeah, no, I had not seen a 165 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:32,920 Speaker 2: pussy yet. 166 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:35,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're ready for the straight up and down? 167 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,560 Speaker 2: He said it, and I had to think about which 168 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:38,559 Speaker 2: way was sideways. 169 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:42,040 Speaker 1: You know, I'm thirty six, I'm still. 170 00:08:45,679 --> 00:08:49,000 Speaker 2: And also, we didn't have enough Asian women, you know 171 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:49,360 Speaker 2: what I mean. 172 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:54,040 Speaker 1: Last from that's why he did it. No, it was. 173 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,120 Speaker 2: It was a true violence. He did us as boys, 174 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:58,800 Speaker 2: and and I don't know what to do with it. 175 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:01,360 Speaker 1: Well, shout out to Asian women. I know you all 176 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:06,720 Speaker 1: all you have your pussy's on straight and if you do, 177 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,480 Speaker 1: if you don't, I don't think that's something of a problem. 178 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:13,200 Speaker 2: Listen, I cannot imagine that if I went down there 179 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:16,040 Speaker 2: and your ship was sideways, that that would in any 180 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,160 Speaker 2: way deter me from finishing my job. 181 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:20,480 Speaker 1: Because it doesn't. And this is the last I'll say 182 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:24,920 Speaker 1: on this. It doesn't disorient them. It's just all the extras. 183 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:28,440 Speaker 2: No, no, no, nope, that's just a spider man kiss baby 184 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:30,199 Speaker 2: girl and now let's get to work. 185 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:46,600 Speaker 1: From a web. You go down. Oh, I love that. 186 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:51,359 Speaker 2: This is This is a rare Langston and David episode. 187 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:53,160 Speaker 2: I don't know if they're that rare. We do them 188 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:56,719 Speaker 2: every once in a while, but yeah, we're excited to 189 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,800 Speaker 2: just shoot the ship with each other. We we got 190 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:03,000 Speaker 2: some emails. We might talk some shit about some other stuff. 191 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:07,000 Speaker 2: Who knows where the conversation will take us, but but 192 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:10,240 Speaker 2: we're happy you're here, and we have an email that 193 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:12,840 Speaker 2: I think you should read. I think I think it's 194 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:17,640 Speaker 2: only right that you read this email because of the 195 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:21,800 Speaker 2: the circumstances being presented in the email. 196 00:10:21,679 --> 00:10:26,360 Speaker 1: I don't know if it's I think it's more uncomfortable 197 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:28,880 Speaker 1: if I read it, which ultimately is probably leads to 198 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:29,679 Speaker 1: the better humor. 199 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I think I think that's that's exactly right. 200 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:38,720 Speaker 1: I've never intimate. Okay, Yeah, let's just get into it. 201 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,320 Speaker 1: Hell yeah, Hi, David and Langston. 202 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,960 Speaker 2: You should frame who this is from. 203 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:45,720 Speaker 1: I don't think we're supposed to say her name? 204 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,959 Speaker 2: Are we say our first name? We don't. 205 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:52,880 Speaker 1: This is from Joe sat Yeah, Hi David and Langston. 206 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,560 Speaker 1: I want to first say that I adore both of you. 207 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:59,720 Speaker 1: That's nice, David more so than Legston. 208 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,160 Speaker 2: Okay, I don't love that far, but I'm listening. 209 00:11:02,559 --> 00:11:07,160 Speaker 1: I love a deep dark chocolate man. Oh I bet 210 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:15,319 Speaker 1: he tastes like a Hershey bar. Oh a girl ken dream. Okay, Well, 211 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,240 Speaker 1: let's stop there. 212 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:17,920 Speaker 2: Let's just pause right there. 213 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:21,160 Speaker 1: I wish you did. I don't know. 214 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:26,240 Speaker 2: Let's this is worth a dressing that that I do 215 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:32,199 Speaker 2: think more often than than certainly than myself. Women are 216 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:34,079 Speaker 2: throwing a lot of pussy at you in these d 217 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:39,160 Speaker 2: in these messages, You're you're getting more more thrown at you, 218 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:42,760 Speaker 2: I I think than than most. 219 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:46,520 Speaker 1: Which is yeah, I don't know. I this is not 220 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:49,800 Speaker 1: I was not prepared to address these allegations. 221 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,080 Speaker 2: Well, it's the state of the union, my man. You 222 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:54,520 Speaker 2: don't get to just skip over everything that's happening in 223 00:11:54,559 --> 00:11:55,800 Speaker 2: the country, you know what I mean. 224 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,959 Speaker 1: Thank you to all the little mamas thrown at me, 225 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:05,719 Speaker 1: uh via DMS and or emails. I currently have a girlfriend. 226 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:11,000 Speaker 1: It's very nice to you. I appreciate your comments on 227 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:18,920 Speaker 1: my skin that are borderline harassment. I appreciate it, and 228 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:21,479 Speaker 1: I feel seen and I feel beautiful. 229 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, David, unfortunately he has chillsen a lover. 230 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,080 Speaker 1: I don't like it what you say it like that. 231 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:31,199 Speaker 2: Well, it's unfortunate for you all. It's not unfortunate for him. 232 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,680 Speaker 2: It's a beautiful thing that he's he's found a special 233 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:37,520 Speaker 2: someone that said, uh, you bitch, it's gotta calm down 234 00:12:37,559 --> 00:12:41,480 Speaker 2: because you're you're really, you're really trying to suck my 235 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:42,440 Speaker 2: man off, and it's. 236 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:45,920 Speaker 1: Really, it's not it's not that you know, it's not 237 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,840 Speaker 1: like I'm getting DMS where people are like, let me 238 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:48,840 Speaker 1: suck your dick. 239 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:53,439 Speaker 2: It's like if anybody you taste like a Hershey bar. 240 00:12:53,679 --> 00:12:56,440 Speaker 1: Which is which is if that's what you're coming in 241 00:12:56,600 --> 00:13:05,480 Speaker 1: is hoping for, let me tell you right wrong flavor. Yeah, 242 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,760 Speaker 1: it tastes a lot like the other ones you've had. 243 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:14,960 Speaker 1: But let's not be okay, But to be fair, if 244 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:19,960 Speaker 1: we're talking about who's getting explicit d M, sure between 245 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:22,880 Speaker 1: you and I, George, it's still you win. 246 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:26,720 Speaker 2: Well, let me let's also be clear that the explicit 247 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:32,760 Speaker 2: d MS that I get, it's not even it's not 248 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:37,600 Speaker 2: even people that I've I would even remotely entertain why 249 00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:40,559 Speaker 2: because it's mostly just men. 250 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:44,760 Speaker 1: Who Okay, I get it in very no. 251 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:49,040 Speaker 2: Only that has nothing to do with homophobia. It's displeasure. It's displeasure, 252 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,359 Speaker 2: It is not fear. Let me be clear, I surprise, 253 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:57,240 Speaker 2: I am an ally. I support your right to suck 254 00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:01,040 Speaker 2: whichever DIX you choose. I choose was not to allow 255 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,240 Speaker 2: you to put my dick in your mouth. And that 256 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,840 Speaker 2: is sort of the position I take in all of this. 257 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,480 Speaker 1: Because, let's be fair, fellas, my man has a family. 258 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,320 Speaker 2: You can't have a family. 259 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:13,760 Speaker 1: You're sending them whole You're sending them hold dog. Come. 260 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:18,480 Speaker 2: I will say that men are unfortunately the exact same 261 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:23,440 Speaker 2: despite their sexual orientations. Men are out of control with 262 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,440 Speaker 2: women and they are also out of control with men, 263 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:31,920 Speaker 2: and so I get very aggressive emails, DMS and sometimes 264 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:38,480 Speaker 2: even message just straight up fucking comments underneath pictures of 265 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:42,840 Speaker 2: my daughter where men will it's just me and my 266 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,720 Speaker 2: fucking daughter and they'll be like a kiss this shit 267 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:49,000 Speaker 2: out of you, and it's like, man, man, stop it. 268 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,280 Speaker 2: You gotta chill the fuck out. 269 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:55,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Tuesday. Here's my question, though, is it comforting 270 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,480 Speaker 1: to know that if you go to the other side 271 00:14:58,520 --> 00:14:59,760 Speaker 1: you would be well received? 272 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:01,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of cool. 273 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:06,400 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. Nobody ever thinks I'm gay. Mmm, Like, 274 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:09,320 Speaker 1: never I had a gay roommate, I'd go out with them. Sometimes. 275 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:10,800 Speaker 1: None of those dudes were ever. 276 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:13,320 Speaker 2: Like hey you what you're doing? 277 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:16,440 Speaker 1: Yeah? Never, never, never, never never. It's probably just like 278 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:23,520 Speaker 1: camouflage on. But yeah, no, dudes, everything that I'm a 279 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,040 Speaker 1: gay guy, so that's like nice. 280 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:31,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, listen, I'm not offended by the warmness of 281 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:34,720 Speaker 2: the reception. It is not lost on me that it 282 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:38,600 Speaker 2: is very sweet that people would find myself you attractive. 283 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:41,480 Speaker 2: I think we both can agree. It's a very nice feeling. 284 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,080 Speaker 1: It feels it does. It feels good to everybody wants 285 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,040 Speaker 1: to be wanted, and I would. I'm glad we're not 286 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:49,200 Speaker 1: like an ugo podcast, Like, I'm glad people aren't like, damn, 287 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:50,800 Speaker 1: take the videos down. 288 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, we don't need to look at you. Let's 289 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,560 Speaker 2: just listen to your your assaultry voices. 290 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:59,560 Speaker 1: Because that would hurt my feelings. Yeah, that would be 291 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:02,080 Speaker 1: hard for me if people were just sending email because 292 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,840 Speaker 1: I was talking to somebody about this before we get 293 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,800 Speaker 1: to the rest of this. Have you noticed Black people 294 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,960 Speaker 1: are the only people with the courage to just straight 295 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:11,280 Speaker 1: up call people ugly and believe them for being ugly. 296 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,560 Speaker 1: Nobody else like does that like that. 297 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:17,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, I black people do it in a way where 298 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:21,120 Speaker 2: like they'll say it with affection. They presumed it, like 299 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,840 Speaker 2: if I think I wouldn't be surprised they were, like 300 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:27,200 Speaker 2: these two ugly niggas are hilarious. And like, Bro, you 301 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,760 Speaker 2: didn't even have to say that first part. 302 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, you ain't have to. 303 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,240 Speaker 2: Mention how we look that that's how me but that's 304 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,960 Speaker 2: just that's that's the way we speak to each other. 305 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,400 Speaker 1: I do appreciate it because I was thinking about the 306 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,880 Speaker 1: other I used to have never seen like even like 307 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,720 Speaker 1: black men to each other all the time, call each 308 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:47,200 Speaker 1: other ugly, but like I've never seen white guys do that. Really. Yeah. 309 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:50,440 Speaker 2: Now, sometimes I even people I don't think are ugly, 310 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,400 Speaker 2: I'll like see a lot of times, a lot of 311 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:55,440 Speaker 2: times from a distant I'll be like, look this ugly motherfucker. 312 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, people people in my family. I think I have 313 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:02,000 Speaker 1: a very he was very attractive. I'll call him, what's up, 314 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:07,640 Speaker 1: ugly little boy. Yeah, cute guys, all of them. 315 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,679 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't know why what that is, but 316 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:13,159 Speaker 2: it certainly is. Uh, it's part of our cooking. 317 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,360 Speaker 1: Yeah all right, Well, anyways, so we got past that 318 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:17,880 Speaker 1: she wants to slurt me down. 319 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:22,639 Speaker 2: Josette is a girl can dream, and she's looking a 320 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,440 Speaker 2: slurt But you can dream. 321 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:31,120 Speaker 1: You can dream about me and my big huge Hershey bar, it's. 322 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:31,840 Speaker 2: Not over selling. 323 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:41,480 Speaker 1: Well, let's sell the product. She's looking to buy. I 324 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:49,520 Speaker 1: think I think I'm sweating, very uncomfortable. Anyway, enough with 325 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:52,840 Speaker 1: the pleasant trees, there we go. When we got through it, 326 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:56,480 Speaker 1: every one of my girlfriends has the same irrational fear 327 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,560 Speaker 1: of a snake coming up through the toilet and biting 328 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:04,840 Speaker 1: our kit Cat bars. I never called kat. 329 00:18:04,119 --> 00:18:07,440 Speaker 2: I haven't either, And at first when I read it, 330 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:10,040 Speaker 2: I thought to myself, what, And then I thought about 331 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:12,720 Speaker 2: it a second, I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, no. 332 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,199 Speaker 1: It's great, give me a break, you know. 333 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,040 Speaker 2: What my problem was? And then I'll be honest. When 334 00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:21,400 Speaker 2: when kick cat bar first got introduced, is I pictured 335 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:26,000 Speaker 2: the four kit cat bars next to each other, but 336 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,160 Speaker 2: then when you make it the two kit cat bars, 337 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:32,280 Speaker 2: and yeah, then it's like okay, yep, yep, yep or 338 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,159 Speaker 2: whatever you're inside. 339 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,879 Speaker 1: Look, I'm not general. Yeah got kick cat bars, some 340 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,000 Speaker 1: people got fruit roll ups. 341 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,920 Speaker 2: It's all hey, some people. Some people got a spilled 342 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:45,520 Speaker 2: bag of groceries, and and that's just fine with me. 343 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:52,399 Speaker 1: Yeah, But to come down with my Spider Man mask 344 00:18:54,359 --> 00:19:12,800 Speaker 1: nasty episode discuss. 345 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:10,960 Speaker 2: We're calling upon you because we have new merch. We 346 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:15,160 Speaker 2: have very exciting merch that we are now selling, and 347 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,720 Speaker 2: it's it's fucking great. We love it so much. 348 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,840 Speaker 1: Just sleek, it's sexy. 349 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,119 Speaker 2: Come on, you want to tell them what we have? 350 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:25,119 Speaker 1: Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is 351 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:28,680 Speaker 1: really fun. We have a two tone hat, an alien 352 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:32,280 Speaker 1: dad hat, the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then 353 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:34,720 Speaker 1: we have the enamel pin with an alien who has 354 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:37,000 Speaker 1: a cooofie on it since my mama told me. And 355 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,840 Speaker 1: then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama, 356 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:40,840 Speaker 1: which is who you are. 357 00:19:41,359 --> 00:19:43,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, you can buy the merch now go to my 358 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:48,000 Speaker 2: Mama told me dot Merchcentral dot com and we want 359 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:53,960 Speaker 2: you to have all the sweet stuff, So get it anyway. 360 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:57,600 Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, Samurai rational ville of a snake coming up 361 00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:00,199 Speaker 1: and biting our kit kat bars. We don't you know 362 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,520 Speaker 1: why we have this fear? Why do we all have 363 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:06,080 Speaker 1: this irrational fear but nobody talks out loud about it. 364 00:20:06,359 --> 00:20:08,119 Speaker 1: How did it come to be that we all have 365 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:13,199 Speaker 1: this similar, fair, same fear as women. Well let me 366 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,440 Speaker 1: stop you here, Josette, Me and my giant hersheybar are 367 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:22,680 Speaker 1: also afraid of the same thing, are you. I'm afraid 368 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,879 Speaker 1: of that. Yeah. I don't think it's just women. 369 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:30,520 Speaker 2: I'll be honest. That is not where my fear lives 370 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:31,560 Speaker 2: with the toilet. 371 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,200 Speaker 1: Do tell I. 372 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:39,000 Speaker 2: We've actually talked about it a little bit in previous episodes. 373 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,280 Speaker 2: But I'm much more afraid of what could come in 374 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:46,159 Speaker 2: via the doors than I have ever been afraid of 375 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,080 Speaker 2: what could rise up from inside of the toilet. 376 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:52,720 Speaker 1: Well, here's just to push back a little bit. The 377 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,720 Speaker 1: thing about coming in is you still at least have 378 00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:00,680 Speaker 1: some way to see it and protect yourself. Coming from 379 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:03,680 Speaker 1: under you gotten a snake could just bite your beatings. 380 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:07,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, but but I also don't know snakes to be 381 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:12,560 Speaker 2: like just Dick biting for the hell of it. I 382 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,960 Speaker 2: think there are you kind of have to provoke the 383 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:17,320 Speaker 2: snake and do shit to the snake. 384 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:20,720 Speaker 1: I mean, meant to come in and assault you from 385 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,520 Speaker 1: a toilet. 386 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:25,720 Speaker 2: I think that's statistically, I think that's probably more likely 387 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:28,280 Speaker 2: than the snake just biting Dick. Who do you know 388 00:21:28,359 --> 00:21:31,520 Speaker 2: that that's happened to assaulted a man while he was 389 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:32,760 Speaker 2: sitting on the toilet. 390 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,399 Speaker 1: Or a man was assaulted when he got was on 391 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:34,879 Speaker 1: the twilet. 392 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:42,760 Speaker 2: Nobody personally, But I've heard more. I've seen enough movies 393 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:45,720 Speaker 2: that's not it could happen to somebody. 394 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,600 Speaker 1: When was the last time somebody walked in on you 395 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:48,240 Speaker 1: taking a shit. 396 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:54,160 Speaker 2: Hmm. That's a good question, man, it's been years. It's 397 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:58,679 Speaker 2: probably been since, like since like fucking like living with 398 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:02,600 Speaker 2: roommates or high school even like really, yes. 399 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:10,040 Speaker 1: You seem like you would be very vigilant about not 400 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,400 Speaker 1: having someone see you. Yeah. 401 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:15,080 Speaker 2: I can't afford for that to get out, you know 402 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:15,480 Speaker 2: what I mean? 403 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,600 Speaker 1: I know that. I know. I know that for sure. 404 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,639 Speaker 1: You don't. I can see. That makes sense to me. 405 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:25,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, real, Jean's moving silence like lasagna, and I can't. 406 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,320 Speaker 1: What do you even think you're doing on them? 407 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,840 Speaker 2: I don't know, but I'm I think that's the thing 408 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,720 Speaker 2: is like, And maybe this is pee? Do you have 409 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:38,440 Speaker 2: a pee when you're I almost exclusively sit down to 410 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:45,960 Speaker 2: pee at home? Now off that damn we I don't know. 411 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:50,600 Speaker 2: I don't understanding exclusively at home. Yeah, I'm sitting. I'm 412 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:54,840 Speaker 2: sitting in public. I'll stand, you know, I respect the 413 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,760 Speaker 2: society we've built. But now at home, I sit down. 414 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:03,919 Speaker 2: I'm resting at nighttime. At nighttime, that's when I sometimes 415 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,720 Speaker 2: sit for longer than the pee. Oh, I'll just give 416 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,880 Speaker 2: it a nice rest sometimes. 417 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:10,480 Speaker 1: Uh. 418 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,720 Speaker 2: And maybe this is a familiar thing for a thirty 419 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,919 Speaker 2: six year old man. And sometimes you sit down and 420 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,720 Speaker 2: you pee and then you realize, I got a little 421 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,320 Speaker 2: bit more in there, and it takes a while for 422 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,879 Speaker 2: you to find that a little bit more and you 423 00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:24,320 Speaker 2: just that comes out and then you're like, oh, now 424 00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:26,400 Speaker 2: I'm truly empty, and that was fucking tight. 425 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,840 Speaker 1: Yeah. Sometimes I'll sit to poop and then realize that 426 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,560 Speaker 1: I got peace don't come out as much as I 427 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:36,320 Speaker 1: used to. Mm hmmmm, hmmm hm. And that's just getting old, 428 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:36,639 Speaker 1: you know. 429 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's unfortunate, and I'm not proud of it. And 430 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:43,119 Speaker 2: I hate that my body is rejecting itself in the 431 00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:43,879 Speaker 2: way that it is. 432 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:48,200 Speaker 1: But feel bad about it. Man, it's not crazy. 433 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:52,239 Speaker 2: I think it's just hard to forget the the the 434 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,320 Speaker 2: veracity of my youth, you know what I. 435 00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:58,919 Speaker 1: Mean, Like strong stream ones. 436 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, bounce back and hit me in the chest. 437 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:05,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, I needed a flash guard coming out crazy. I 438 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,000 Speaker 1: gotta back up. 439 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:11,879 Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, going to first all there's not 440 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:17,639 Speaker 3: enough room. 441 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:18,359 Speaker 1: Yeah. 442 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,960 Speaker 2: I remember who I was and it's hard to let 443 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,600 Speaker 2: go of that. And I think that is why NBA players, 444 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,320 Speaker 2: you know, after they retire a while out the way 445 00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:30,199 Speaker 2: that they do. And Paul Pierce is getting, you know, 446 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:35,000 Speaker 2: doing fucking Instagram live with strippers. It's because he remembers 447 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,159 Speaker 2: the Paul Pierce he used to be, and not the 448 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,520 Speaker 2: Paul Pierce said he should be at at forty eight 449 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:41,800 Speaker 2: or whatever the fuck he is. 450 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,680 Speaker 1: I mean, you don't think it's okay for a man 451 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:45,040 Speaker 1: to be single at forty eight. 452 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,919 Speaker 2: I don't think it's okay for Paul Pierce to be 453 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:54,440 Speaker 2: single at forty eight. I think that's a man structure desperately. 454 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,480 Speaker 2: Sometimes I listen to those conversations with him and Kevin Garnet, 455 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:04,119 Speaker 2: and Kevin Garnett is being like the mature one and 456 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,680 Speaker 2: being like Paul, you gotta chill. And it's like, bro, 457 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:10,840 Speaker 2: if Kevin Garnett is scolding you because you're out of line, 458 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:16,400 Speaker 2: You're you've gotta reflect. They're not supposed to be by themselves, 459 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:17,000 Speaker 2: you know what I mean? 460 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,840 Speaker 1: Like I think leets in general. Do you think it's 461 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:22,480 Speaker 1: because their whole life was so regimented that when you 462 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,600 Speaker 1: kind of like cause, like athletes lives for the most part, 463 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,040 Speaker 1: it's like a it's a job about discipline, right, you 464 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:32,040 Speaker 1: gotta be in the gym, Yeah, put your time in 465 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:35,920 Speaker 1: learning all that shit. So it's like when they let 466 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,440 Speaker 1: that go, you think, it's just like they've never been 467 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,200 Speaker 1: free to just make all their own decisions in their life. 468 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,320 Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, I think. I think certainly it has like 469 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:48,159 Speaker 2: a little bit of a militaristic I guess energy about it, 470 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,240 Speaker 2: where it's like you wake up at this time, you 471 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:53,840 Speaker 2: go and you do this and this exercises and then 472 00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:57,639 Speaker 2: practice and then jim again, and like it sort of 473 00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:03,160 Speaker 2: fills your day with like motivation and dedication and reasons 474 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:06,160 Speaker 2: to do whatever the fuck you're doing. And then when 475 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:10,480 Speaker 2: you have all these recreational behaviors, it certainly at least 476 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:15,080 Speaker 2: is earned behavior, and so you're you're like managing it 477 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,040 Speaker 2: to some extent, but then it just becomes, oh, I 478 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:21,800 Speaker 2: have mega millions and no reason to wake up in 479 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:22,280 Speaker 2: the morning. 480 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,679 Speaker 1: Yeah, all these strippers and my dms. 481 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,880 Speaker 2: Everybody remembers who I used to be, so like, yeah, 482 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,240 Speaker 2: I'm gonna take it to be. 483 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:32,600 Speaker 1: Fair, you're still that man. Don't take that from him. Yeah, No, 484 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:37,840 Speaker 1: I mean everybody remembers when you were worth something contributing 485 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:38,239 Speaker 1: to us. 486 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,960 Speaker 2: N I mean, I don't know what he's contributing now, 487 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,920 Speaker 2: but I certainly think Paul Pierce Paul Pierce gave us 488 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,360 Speaker 2: a lot, you know what I mean. 489 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,879 Speaker 1: He really did man pants. 490 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:57,040 Speaker 2: Pants and then Brian Scalabrini and carry him out. Uh, 491 00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,320 Speaker 2: what a great moment in history. 492 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:04,680 Speaker 1: That a big time I listen, man, I it's someone 493 00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,320 Speaker 1: who that's a big fear of theirs. It's just like 494 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:11,200 Speaker 1: nice to see it played out not so terrible. 495 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:14,680 Speaker 2: You know, And I'd say played out maybe the best 496 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,879 Speaker 2: anyone's ever played it out. 497 00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:18,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, for real, for real? 498 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:22,919 Speaker 2: No, Like, no person in history has ship themselves more 499 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:27,080 Speaker 2: efficiently and effectively than yeah. 500 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,320 Speaker 1: Like, because if I did, man, I should my pants 501 00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:34,760 Speaker 1: had a safe way. Once it's fucked up, suck. I 502 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:40,639 Speaker 1: don't even really want to talk about it. It's just 503 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:45,679 Speaker 1: really awful. It's really really awful. What happened? 504 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:46,720 Speaker 2: Did it go down your leg? 505 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:51,000 Speaker 1: No? Man, I I was driving home. This is that's 506 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,760 Speaker 1: how long ago is I had a driver's license. I 507 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,160 Speaker 1: was driving home from work and I went to Safeway 508 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,959 Speaker 1: to grab some ship and then I was in line 509 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:03,280 Speaker 1: and my this girl I knew, was behind me with 510 00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:07,560 Speaker 1: her boyfriend who's the worst, and we started talking and 511 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,760 Speaker 1: I had my back to him because I turned around, 512 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:14,119 Speaker 1: and then it just this fucking happened. I was wearing 513 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,600 Speaker 1: a baby blue button down as was the time, you know, 514 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,840 Speaker 1: as was the time. So I had to kind of 515 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:25,480 Speaker 1: like keep talking and back like I had to keep 516 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,280 Speaker 1: talking to them and then like back up to the 517 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:30,159 Speaker 1: card reader and turn and pay and then kind of 518 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:31,280 Speaker 1: just like back all. 519 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,439 Speaker 2: Oh, you still had business to do. 520 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:36,879 Speaker 1: Cause it was and it was I'm pretty sure it 521 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,000 Speaker 1: got to the back of my shirt. 522 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:40,200 Speaker 2: God damn. 523 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,000 Speaker 1: So I didn't want to, you know what I mean. 524 00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,720 Speaker 1: So I had to kind of like back out of 525 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,840 Speaker 1: the safe way. Then I had to get my car 526 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,080 Speaker 1: and I had to drive another like fifteen miles home. 527 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:50,560 Speaker 2: Fuck. 528 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:55,600 Speaker 1: And then when I got home, it was during the 529 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,000 Speaker 1: Western Conference Finals. 530 00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,560 Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna say it was nine to eleven. 531 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:02,840 Speaker 1: No. 532 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,840 Speaker 2: I looked on the TV and the second tower fell. 533 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,959 Speaker 1: It was like it was like, it is the Western 534 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,760 Speaker 1: Conference Finals, the one with the Nuggets and the Lakers. Yeah. 535 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:17,040 Speaker 1: So I had like ten twelve people in my house 536 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:21,120 Speaker 1: and I forgot that. So I as I opened the door, 537 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:26,520 Speaker 1: I was like, fuck because my roommate had let everybody in. 538 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:28,400 Speaker 2: This is insane. 539 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,960 Speaker 1: It sucked. And then I was like and then I 540 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,960 Speaker 1: was like, I can't even I'm not gonna I can't 541 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:38,640 Speaker 1: get from the front door to downstairs. So I just 542 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:39,960 Speaker 1: had to be like listen, man. 543 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,480 Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, thank you for coming. 544 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,000 Speaker 1: I gotta go, I gotta I'll be back up in 545 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:47,600 Speaker 1: like an hour. 546 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,880 Speaker 2: I got the I got the girls lies, but I 547 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,440 Speaker 2: also have a little bit of a problem, so I'll 548 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:54,520 Speaker 2: see y'all in a minute. 549 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,560 Speaker 1: Fucking it's not a good day. 550 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,640 Speaker 2: No, that's a that's a that's a sad story, big dog. 551 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,800 Speaker 1: I'm not and we lost the leaguers. Yeah. 552 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,840 Speaker 2: I was about to say it doesn't end well either 553 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,960 Speaker 2: for the Western Conference finals. 554 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,520 Speaker 1: No, Olivia hit the group chat and said experienced his 555 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:13,960 Speaker 1: own nine to eleven. Thank you in that in that 556 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:16,520 Speaker 1: I will never forget. Fuck. 557 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:19,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's a low low. It was shipped myself, 558 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:23,120 Speaker 2: for sure, but I've managed to keep it private every time. 559 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:27,960 Speaker 1: Bro, it was like double public. It's a double public fuck, 560 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,200 Speaker 1: I mean, but that's what it is. That's why it 561 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,360 Speaker 1: can be a clown on stage for money, you really 562 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:33,360 Speaker 1: have to humble yourself. 563 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:37,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't know if this changes whether or 564 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:40,000 Speaker 2: not you wanna you want to suck him off, But. 565 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:52,480 Speaker 1: I was about to slow down to a trickle after this. 566 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, there ain't gonna be so many. You taste like chocolates. 567 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:01,080 Speaker 1: Look at your sex. Simple Now this is your kid. 568 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:05,080 Speaker 1: Shoot himself in a Safeway afterwards. 569 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,200 Speaker 2: Shot himself in a mid tier grocery store. 570 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:15,120 Speaker 1: I wasn't even home, oh man, I was probably drinking 571 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,920 Speaker 1: Safeway brand soda. Shout out the Safeway select. 572 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:28,760 Speaker 2: We're calling upon you because we have we have new merch. 573 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:32,600 Speaker 2: We have very exciting merch that we are now selling 574 00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,800 Speaker 2: and it's it's fucking great. We love it so much. 575 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,960 Speaker 1: Just sleek, it's sexy. 576 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,200 Speaker 2: Come on, you want to tell them what we have. 577 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:43,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is 578 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:46,760 Speaker 1: really fun. We have a two tone hat, an alien 579 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:50,360 Speaker 1: dad hat the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then 580 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,800 Speaker 1: we have the enamel pin with an alien who has 581 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,080 Speaker 1: a coofie on it since my mama told me. And 582 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,920 Speaker 1: then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama, 583 00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:58,920 Speaker 1: which is who you are. 584 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my 585 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:06,080 Speaker 2: Mama told me dot Merchcentral dot com and we want 586 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,239 Speaker 2: you to have all the sweet stuff, so get it. 587 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:17,680 Speaker 2: Well to the question of snakes popping up from the toilet, 588 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:21,880 Speaker 2: I did a quick googling how often do snakes come 589 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,720 Speaker 2: out of toilets? Because they do say that this is 590 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:28,400 Speaker 2: a real thing that happens. The sores can be hiding 591 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:32,360 Speaker 2: ground for a hiding ground for mice and rats. Snakes 592 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,200 Speaker 2: will enter the seer to get their next meal. They 593 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,720 Speaker 2: can make their way through a sre and slither their 594 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:41,720 Speaker 2: creepy way through a through the bend of a toilet 595 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:46,120 Speaker 2: the s bend. However, that's this still doesn't mean this 596 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:50,320 Speaker 2: is a common incident. And they said that the possibility, 597 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:54,920 Speaker 2: the frequency at which this happens is extremely low. It 598 00:32:55,000 --> 00:33:01,400 Speaker 2: is a rare experience, not often experienced by. 599 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,360 Speaker 1: We're talking about once or twice a year. 600 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,440 Speaker 2: I think there's much rarer than that. I think we're 601 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:11,600 Speaker 2: talking like nobody you know, is likely to ever have 602 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,320 Speaker 2: this personal experience. 603 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,560 Speaker 1: Now, look up bathroom attacks though. 604 00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:20,880 Speaker 2: Okay, that's I think snakes snake attacks in bathroom. 605 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:24,960 Speaker 1: No, I was just saying in general, oh, stranger attacks 606 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,720 Speaker 1: in bathroom, because I think that's like because when we 607 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,160 Speaker 1: had talked about it before, you said, even when you 608 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:35,400 Speaker 1: lived alone, you would shit with the door closed. Yeah. 609 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:40,240 Speaker 2: I get very nervous of people entering when I'm at 610 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:44,120 Speaker 2: my most vulnerable state, I keep doors closed when I sleep, 611 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,320 Speaker 2: I keep doors closed when I shit. I keep doors 612 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,560 Speaker 2: closed at all times. 613 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:51,800 Speaker 1: I don't even think shitting is my top three most 614 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:52,880 Speaker 1: vulnerable states. 615 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,960 Speaker 2: Okay, list them? 616 00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:08,280 Speaker 1: What about the movies by myself? Why is that so funny? 617 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,239 Speaker 2: You can get up and leave? What do you mean? 618 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:14,680 Speaker 1: I just really locked in in a way where I'm 619 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,879 Speaker 1: like not very aware of outside. 620 00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:22,520 Speaker 2: Well, I really lived that that Nicole Kidman commercial you 621 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:23,720 Speaker 2: really like? Uh? 622 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,680 Speaker 1: I like the movies a lot. I enjoyed it as 623 00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,000 Speaker 1: an experience. I like it as a group, but I 624 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,000 Speaker 1: like going to myself a lot. And when I if 625 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,840 Speaker 1: it's a really good movie, I'm like locked locked in. 626 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,040 Speaker 2: You know what what we just did is we went 627 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:40,240 Speaker 2: and saw me and of some comedians. I hear Jordan Temples, 628 00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:44,800 Speaker 2: act Fox, other cool names. But we went and saw 629 00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:49,799 Speaker 2: a double feature of a goofy movie and. 630 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,480 Speaker 1: Baba's Kids at the New Beverly. 631 00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:53,520 Speaker 2: At the New Beverly. 632 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:57,200 Speaker 1: That's when I was in Los Angeles. I saw at 633 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,320 Speaker 1: the New Beverly, I saw a Booty Call with Jordan's 634 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:03,800 Speaker 1: Ye yeah you're talking about Yeah, that's a good double feature. 635 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:07,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, A Goofy movie is a perfect film. Yeah, surely 636 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:11,719 Speaker 2: is just it's so funny, it's so it's it's it got, 637 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,120 Speaker 2: it's got heart. It moves you in all kinds of 638 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,000 Speaker 2: cool ways. 639 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:19,799 Speaker 1: Bayba's Kids is is uh, come on, don't be. 640 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:23,080 Speaker 2: Like that, like based Kids is a is a classic 641 00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,839 Speaker 2: and I take nothing from it and if I never 642 00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:27,160 Speaker 2: see it again, that's okay. 643 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,760 Speaker 1: That's that's my family. That's like, we love that movie. 644 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:35,239 Speaker 1: We're a Baby's Kids family. Really. Oh man, even my 645 00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:38,880 Speaker 1: littlest brother loves it. Whoa Yeah, come on, all the 646 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,480 Speaker 1: songs straight jacking straight Jacket is. 647 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:42,040 Speaker 2: A good song. 648 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:42,719 Speaker 1: Come on. 649 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:46,040 Speaker 2: It's weird that it comes three quarters into the movie. 650 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:50,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, also that weird freedom song with the robots that 651 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,000 Speaker 1: it is also strange. 652 00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:57,279 Speaker 2: There's a lot of sort of like a poorly structured 653 00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:00,719 Speaker 2: build to that film in a way that you know, 654 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:05,000 Speaker 2: it truly felt like it was a Robin Harris brainchild. 655 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:05,880 Speaker 1: It was. 656 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,839 Speaker 2: Yeah, they just took a bit and then evolved it 657 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,560 Speaker 2: into a film, and then he didn't even get to 658 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,680 Speaker 2: see it come to fruition and they had to let 659 00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:17,640 Speaker 2: fase On Love finish it out, which. 660 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,279 Speaker 1: I'm saying this on the record right now. If I die, 661 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:26,840 Speaker 1: do not let don't recast. 662 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,680 Speaker 2: I'm glad you said that because he was actually the 663 00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:35,640 Speaker 2: first guy I thought it was. I was like, if dies, 664 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:51,279 Speaker 2: love but his big hershey, chocolate ass, but fair enough. 665 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:52,040 Speaker 1: I won't call him. 666 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:52,319 Speaker 2: I won't. 667 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,840 Speaker 1: You can't call if I die, you replaced me with 668 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:59,920 Speaker 1: the light Skin guy. You changed the name to light On. 669 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:05,759 Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, dark Skin replace me. Like if 670 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:09,240 Speaker 1: I die, qut killer mic in here, I'm gonna haunt you. 671 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,480 Speaker 2: All right, It'll be me and Benningham. 672 00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:21,040 Speaker 1: Just no, you don't get another African either, God damn, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 673 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:25,520 Speaker 1: no Africans, No dark skin dudes. I fucking I'm the 674 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:28,640 Speaker 1: only I'm like a, I'm like a jealous boyfriend over here. 675 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,520 Speaker 1: You have no one but me. Nobody else wants you. 676 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:37,120 Speaker 2: Oh man, yeah, no, it's it. It's a I don't 677 00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:40,840 Speaker 2: think that it's great, a great film, but I recognize 678 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:46,320 Speaker 2: the joy, the nostalgic sort of like thrill it offers. 679 00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:47,640 Speaker 1: It's funny still. 680 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:51,400 Speaker 2: Though, Robin Harris still has like some funny ass like 681 00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:54,640 Speaker 2: joke jokes in there that you're like, damn, that's just 682 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:57,160 Speaker 2: that's just a good ass joke. 683 00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,680 Speaker 1: This is the first time I heard everything. Anybody called 684 00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:01,000 Speaker 1: somebody a test tube baby. 685 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:06,200 Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Yeah, no, he really he was groundbreaking as 686 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:09,200 Speaker 2: a as a comedian, an artist, and it's a shame 687 00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:10,279 Speaker 2: that he died so young. 688 00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:12,920 Speaker 1: Was he young? I think so. 689 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:14,759 Speaker 2: I think he was younger than he looks. 690 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:15,360 Speaker 1: Yeah. 691 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:19,400 Speaker 2: I think he was just an old faced ass dude. 692 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,560 Speaker 1: I could be wrong. There used to be more of those. 693 00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:24,720 Speaker 2: I think it was an entire generation for a while. 694 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,680 Speaker 1: I mean, have you seen that shit online where they're 695 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:29,440 Speaker 1: saying millennials are we, like, are aging properly? 696 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,160 Speaker 2: I think they're actually saying millennials are the ones that 697 00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:36,799 Speaker 2: are aging pretty well? It's gen Z that's not aging. 698 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,360 Speaker 1: Probably, No, that's what I'm saying, Like we're aging too good. 699 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:43,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, Millennials, for whatever reason, are were the youngest looking 700 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:48,200 Speaker 2: of all the generations. And then gen Z is going 701 00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:51,880 Speaker 2: back to like those nineteen seventies niggas who know what 702 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,360 Speaker 2: it is forty five when they were twenty. 703 00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:56,719 Speaker 1: It's hope. Were the last year our history to grow 704 00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:57,880 Speaker 1: up with any kind of hope. 705 00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,320 Speaker 2: We had genuine hope. 706 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's our life before the Internet, before nine to 707 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,640 Speaker 1: eleven turned us into whatever it is we are now, 708 00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,600 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. We grew up, we all 709 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,800 Speaker 1: thought that we could get a house and have kids 710 00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:13,399 Speaker 1: and like, and that was what the world was. These 711 00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:14,880 Speaker 1: kids now have nothing to live for. 712 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:20,200 Speaker 2: Yeah. No, they truly are born with a fucked up 713 00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:23,880 Speaker 2: cynicism that just makes their face turned to mush. 714 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,200 Speaker 1: That's why they're prudes. They're all eighty year old women. 715 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,520 Speaker 1: You don't want to see tits and movies. Get out 716 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,520 Speaker 1: of here. Yeah, you don't want to see titties and movies. 717 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,560 Speaker 1: It's like one of the main reasons that go. 718 00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:37,080 Speaker 2: My only motivation when I was sixteen years old was 719 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:41,080 Speaker 2: sand titties and playing basketball. Come on, I didn't care 720 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:44,279 Speaker 2: about the world. I wasn't interested in like being a 721 00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,840 Speaker 2: hero or a savior of any kind. I just wanted 722 00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,080 Speaker 2: to hoop and look at somebody naked. 723 00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:49,560 Speaker 1: Yep. 724 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:53,239 Speaker 2: And now they have so much weight on their shoulders 725 00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:56,000 Speaker 2: that of course they look like absolute garbage. 726 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,000 Speaker 1: So I think we figured it out. 727 00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:01,319 Speaker 2: Robin Harris and this is gonna blow your fucking mind. 728 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:07,040 Speaker 2: Robin Harris died at thirty six years old. Fuck really, dog, 729 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,160 Speaker 2: he was he was our age. 730 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,239 Speaker 1: Oh god damn. 731 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:19,120 Speaker 2: And he was playing kids, Daddy, he played kids? Oh fuck, 732 00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:23,080 Speaker 2: they were probably the same age while he was pretending 733 00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:24,160 Speaker 2: to be his father. 734 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:29,560 Speaker 1: That's that's bad, jeans, bro. 735 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,960 Speaker 2: He looked rough for thirty six. Man. 736 00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:37,040 Speaker 1: Fuck, I mean he was one of those guys who 737 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,440 Speaker 1: looked so crazy that he had to be hilarious. 738 00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:41,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, what were you gonna do? 739 00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:47,920 Speaker 1: What else? What was your job? What could you do? Scraps? 740 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:54,319 Speaker 1: That's crazy alright, pe man, he was hilarious. 741 00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:57,600 Speaker 2: He was so funny, so funny, so old looking. 742 00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:00,000 Speaker 1: Sold looking so funny. The two go hand and hands. 743 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,920 Speaker 1: Some of the funniest looking people I've known in my 744 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,200 Speaker 1: life are the funniest people I've ever. 745 00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:09,360 Speaker 2: I looked up your question of whether or not the 746 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,719 Speaker 2: toilet attacks are thing, and unfortunately, and this is a 747 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:16,160 Speaker 2: pretty telling sign of the society we live in. Mostly 748 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,759 Speaker 2: when you google that, it immediately just gives you a 749 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:23,799 Speaker 2: laundry list of transgender people being attacked in public restrooms. Great, 750 00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:29,680 Speaker 2: which is maybe worth noting that maybe maybe my fear 751 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:33,359 Speaker 2: is not as much the active one, but certainly being 752 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,400 Speaker 2: attacked in public restrooms is a active fear that some 753 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:40,040 Speaker 2: people need to struggle with, and we wish that they didn't. 754 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:45,760 Speaker 1: Yep, hot riffs. 755 00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,319 Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it, you don't want to tack in 756 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:54,399 Speaker 2: on No, it was kind of really sad. The other thing, 757 00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:59,880 Speaker 2: Olivia sent Us is a article from USA Today of 758 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:07,080 Speaker 2: very reputable website and newspaper periodical bum Biting Python. It 759 00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:11,640 Speaker 2: says woman bitten by a five foot snake hiding in toilet. 760 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:16,280 Speaker 1: Ah see that? So fuck yeah. 761 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,920 Speaker 2: As a fifty nine year old woman sat on her 762 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:22,360 Speaker 2: relative's toilet, she felt a shocking pain. A five foot 763 00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:26,720 Speaker 2: carpet python had bitten her bottom. Why are they writing 764 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:31,440 Speaker 2: this so fucking British? I hate it? Yeah, I get 765 00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:34,080 Speaker 2: okay now, I see why it was in Australia. Helen 766 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:37,120 Speaker 2: Richards of Australia. So it seems like USA Today is 767 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,520 Speaker 2: just usurping the language from a different. 768 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:41,880 Speaker 1: Yeah. 769 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:45,680 Speaker 2: I think there's like truly no integrity left in journalism, 770 00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:49,200 Speaker 2: so I think they're just basically copy and paste and 771 00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:53,400 Speaker 2: some shit. Helen Richards of Australia told ten News First 772 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:57,800 Speaker 2: Queensland she felt a sharp tap on my bottom along 773 00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:04,080 Speaker 2: with some pain on Tuesday afternoon and she handler Jasmine Selaney, 774 00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:07,919 Speaker 2: who removed and relocated the non venomous pike. Like, okay 775 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,840 Speaker 2: now I'm venomous, so singing no poisoning her. 776 00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,960 Speaker 1: And poison is not what I'm worried about. H What 777 00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:18,000 Speaker 1: are you worried about my dick getting bit by a snake? Okay, 778 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:19,839 Speaker 1: fair enough. 779 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:25,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just the general pain of a of a 780 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:27,400 Speaker 2: bite on your your dick from a snake. 781 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,160 Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, I think it should be referenced that in 782 00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:33,360 Speaker 1: the chat, Olivia is throwing some slurs. 783 00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:37,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, she's she's saying some nasty things about Australian people. 784 00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:42,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, which who knew, I didn't. It's fun to win. 785 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,719 Speaker 1: It's fun to learn new racism that people have. 786 00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:47,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, when you find out your friend is actually deeply 787 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:48,440 Speaker 2: big at. 788 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:51,279 Speaker 1: It, Yeah, that's always crazy because it's like it's like 789 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:53,600 Speaker 1: on some weird shit where it's like, oh, you don't 790 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:58,200 Speaker 1: want to go to the Brazilian steakhouse because why you 791 00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:01,000 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like, it's always really weird shrigers that. 792 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:05,239 Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, they really show their true colors. And then 793 00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,839 Speaker 2: you kind of have to decide if if this is 794 00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:12,200 Speaker 2: a reflection of their greater humanity or if this is 795 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,799 Speaker 2: just a moment that that you caught them because they 796 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,040 Speaker 2: had a bad day or whatever. 797 00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:17,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, because it could go either way. 798 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:20,879 Speaker 2: Yeah, it is worth noting that they said that the 799 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:24,200 Speaker 2: reason that the snake bit in all likelihood is because 800 00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:28,600 Speaker 2: these snakes preferred an exit point. She had that big old, 801 00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:31,760 Speaker 2: thick bottom, and that the snake just wanted to nibble. 802 00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:35,640 Speaker 1: Make you want to bite. 803 00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:43,600 Speaker 2: They said the snake's preferred exit point was block after 804 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,880 Speaker 2: being spooked by the customers sitting down, and it simply 805 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,320 Speaker 2: lashed out in fear. 806 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,400 Speaker 1: If it's exactly what I would think would happen. 807 00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:55,919 Speaker 2: So I guess to your point, Uh, it is more 808 00:44:56,200 --> 00:45:00,319 Speaker 2: likely that the snake will bite if you sit down 809 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:03,200 Speaker 2: on top of it and block it's its pathway. 810 00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,359 Speaker 1: And let's be honest, we've seen what I'm working with. 811 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:05,920 Speaker 1: I'm blocking. 812 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:09,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna block. Ain't no light getting through when 813 00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,160 Speaker 2: when you sit down on that toilet. 814 00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:15,520 Speaker 1: All that. 815 00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:26,879 Speaker 2: So, Josette, it seems as if that your conspiracy does 816 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:30,719 Speaker 2: have some legs that that there are legitimate concerns that 817 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,480 Speaker 2: a snake could come up through the toilet, although it 818 00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:37,719 Speaker 2: seems like that's much more of an Australian possibility than 819 00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:41,840 Speaker 2: an American reality. So if you live in America, I 820 00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,200 Speaker 2: think you'll be fine. I don't imagine that you have 821 00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:46,560 Speaker 2: a ton of snakes wherever you live. And if you do, 822 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:47,719 Speaker 2: get out of there. 823 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, I ain't gotta. 824 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:52,439 Speaker 2: Live like that. You deserve Yeah, and he ain't gotta 825 00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:55,640 Speaker 2: live like that. You can live somewhere where there ain't snakes. 826 00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:58,239 Speaker 1: I want to read the nice part of her letter too. 827 00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:03,880 Speaker 1: She closing, she said, I super appreciate you too, and 828 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,120 Speaker 1: hope you remain the same beautiful assholes you've always been. 829 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:10,240 Speaker 1: Love you both to the moon and back. Bye, bitch, 830 00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:13,880 Speaker 1: Love Joe Set A proud little mama. 831 00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:18,480 Speaker 2: A proud little mama. Yeah, Josette, thank you for this 832 00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:22,480 Speaker 2: very lovely email. And we hope that you and your 833 00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:25,439 Speaker 2: KitKat bar and thettle ladies that you can noodle with 834 00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:30,320 Speaker 2: remain remain safe from snake bites in all forms. 835 00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:35,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly that. Thank you for thinking. I'm so damn fine. 836 00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,560 Speaker 2: Do you want to tell the people where your finance 837 00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:40,520 Speaker 2: is gonna be? And yeah, if you want to come 838 00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:41,360 Speaker 2: to going. 839 00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,439 Speaker 1: On, you want to come out and double click your mouth, 840 00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:47,200 Speaker 1: you can come see me. I actually don't have my 841 00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,600 Speaker 1: dates pulled up. Who got jokes? Citty seven on Instagram? 842 00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:53,080 Speaker 1: It'll be there. 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And and that that's it. 860 00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:49,400 Speaker 2: I think we covered everything. 861 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:50,719 Speaker 1: Bye, bitch. 862 00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:59,080 Speaker 2: That my chips in yours. 863 00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:06,680 Speaker 1: An Kuala Bears are racist, the os players ots and 864 00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:12,840 Speaker 1: money fs inventing turkey stuff. I can't tell me nothing