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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back earl arms,

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Speaker 1: little mouse speaker.

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Speaker 2: Someone texted into seventy five nine to two saying, for

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Speaker 2: the longest time, I thought Keanu Reeves was a black

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Speaker 2: basketball player. What I guess it's just the way his

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Speaker 2: name sounds.

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Speaker 3: I don't see it.

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Speaker 2: Does it feel good to get that off your chest?

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Speaker 2: Who ever texted that in?

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Speaker 3: I think you need to do some deep reflection. I

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Speaker 3: do you hear that from?

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Speaker 2: Well, you can get that same feeling of relief and

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Speaker 2: stay anonymous if you come on to this segment and

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Speaker 2: share a big confession that's been weighing you down. And

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Speaker 2: one of our listeners is on the line right now,

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Speaker 2: ready to tell us about something scandalous that she's been doing.

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Speaker 2: She's chosen to use the fake name today, Tabitha. So Tabitha,

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: How good morning, A Uh oh.

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Speaker 3: You sound a little cheapist, my friend, alf.

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Speaker 4: I'm doing that.

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Speaker 3: I thought you sounded ashamed, But you.

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Speaker 2: Know, bros already pre judge it.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I like to know where she's at, you know,

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Speaker 3: at the beginning of this.

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Speaker 2: Well, we'll find out in a second but Tabitha, the

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Speaker 2: voice changer is on. You are now the mass speaker.

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Speaker 2: So whenever you're ready, go full keyanu on us. I

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Speaker 2: don't know what that means, but tell us what your

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Speaker 2: confession is, akhol deep, I'm sulking alcohol, but hurry it

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Speaker 2: up because of this segment.

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Speaker 3: Only you'd be such a good therapist.

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Speaker 2: A clock here.

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Speaker 1: So, yeah, guys, I'll been married for fifteen years now,

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Speaker 1: I'm a great husband.

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Speaker 4: I'm still home mom. I have a great ralph that's

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Speaker 4: so cute over the past year.

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Speaker 1: So I just developed a little bit of a crash

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Speaker 1: on my delivery drive.

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Speaker 5: It well, we running into the stereotype of state.

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Speaker 2: Home all the time, I guess.

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Speaker 3: I mean, but that sounds harmless.

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Speaker 5: I mean, you've been married for fifteen years, You're devoted

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Speaker 5: to your husband, right right, I deserve.

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Speaker 1: A little eye candy. Being a stay at home mom,

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Speaker 1: I'm very devoted. I obviously I'd never cheated my husband,

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Speaker 1: but I have a I mean, maybe it's not a

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Speaker 1: little crash, maybe it's a big crash, and I.

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Speaker 4: Do every Okay, Yeah, I noticed.

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Speaker 1: Him drop off a package this one time a couple

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Speaker 1: of years ago, and when I saw him, I mean

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Speaker 1: I thought he was the most gorgeous man I've ever seen.

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Speaker 3: Whoa, what does brown do for you?

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Speaker 4: He's pretty hot.

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Speaker 1: He looks like David Backham, but like with a goadbad

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Speaker 1: he got like.

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Speaker 4: That big scrub like the ta kid arms.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, So I.

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Speaker 2: Mean you could take a cold drink of water for

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Speaker 2: a second.

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Speaker 3: Is it something that you've talked to your husband about now?

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Speaker 3: Oh you wouldn't like it?

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Speaker 2: Okay, No, yeah, that's a good call, Tabitha. Don't bring

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Speaker 2: that up to your hospital exactly.

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Speaker 5: I think, yeah, it's okay to talk about like having crushes,

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Speaker 5: not crushes, but being like, oh, that guy's so hot,

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Speaker 5: Like that's an okay topic.

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Speaker 2: You know that guy that's over at our house every

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Speaker 2: single day I live there. That it's not going to

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Speaker 2: be good for.

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Speaker 1: Your husband to know that.

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Speaker 3: Like that so hot that Okay?

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Speaker 5: Okay, we have different opinions on that piece apparently. So

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Speaker 5: I mean, is there have you done more about this crush?

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Speaker 4: That's kind of this thing?

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Speaker 1: I don't think I get anything, basically, but every since

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Speaker 1: I noticed and I started just like ordering things after

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Speaker 1: lest pretty much every day.

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Speaker 4: So you can get.

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Speaker 5: Toothpick I needed Oh it's almost ten o'clock. I must

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Speaker 5: go get my bakeup on basically even.

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Speaker 1: Doing like I'm ordered over six hundred items.

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Speaker 5: Who so wait at this point, does your husband think

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Speaker 5: you are like a have a shopping addiction?

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Speaker 1: No, you know, there's a couple of times where he's

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Speaker 1: noticed the orders I'm doing, and like one time he asked,

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Speaker 1: He's like, oh, why did you buy motor ohills four

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Speaker 4: And I was like, because He's like, you don't even.

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Speaker 1: Have a car, and I'm like, oh, I'm so just out.

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Speaker 4: Of my mind. I must just click it accidentally. I don't.

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Speaker 4: I'll just return it because that's what I do. I

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Speaker 4: just return most of it the next day, so we

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Speaker 4: have to come back and pick it out.

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Speaker 2: When he comes to your door, do you like greet

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Speaker 2: him at the door and talk to him?

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Speaker 4: So?

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Speaker 1: No, I will like when he leaves, watch the rain

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Speaker 1: camera footage over and over again on my song.

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Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I know, so's crazy, really hot.

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Speaker 4: Guys.

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Speaker 2: Just draw a bath for yourself and put it on

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Speaker 2: the big green ring ring come to mama.

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Speaker 5: You're okay, it's embarrassing, but I mean, are you ashamed

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Speaker 5: of it as well.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I just I would never you don't know how long

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Speaker 1: I know what I really I don't think I were changed.

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Speaker 5: Let's say theoretically, this guy honestly says the same to

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Speaker 5: you one day, like, look, man, you see you so much,

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Speaker 5: I have to have a crush on you.

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Speaker 3: She hasn't even talked to him.

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Speaker 5: She just.

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Speaker 2: Whatever that is, put it back in the drawer. Okay,

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Speaker 2: wait till the segment is open.

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Speaker 5: I want to know if the roles were reversed and like,

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Speaker 5: this was your husband having a crush on somebody and

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Speaker 5: doing these things, like how would you want him to

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Speaker 5: behave I.

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Speaker 4: Don't think it's innocent.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like I talked to him invitement

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Speaker 1: for coffee. I'm just gonna stay at home mom who

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Speaker 1: gets a little eye candy minute every day.

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Speaker 4: I don't think it's like so Bard. I mean, I

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Speaker 4: know it's.

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Speaker 5: I agree with you, but but if it's innocent, why

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Speaker 5: not tell him?

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Speaker 3: Like that's my whole thing, like why not? Why why

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Speaker 3: not disc about it? I mean they've been married for

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Speaker 3: a few many years.

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Speaker 2: Look at this five hundred hour long footage that I've

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Speaker 2: got our mailman. This seems innocent, right, I spent our

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Speaker 2: money and you know what does feel wrong, at least

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Speaker 2: to me, is that you're fake ordering things.

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Speaker 3: And it's a secret, Like that's the part wrong. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: but it.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't sound like you're gonna stop doing this.

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Speaker 5: Right.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for sharing that with us, Tabitha. You can go

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Speaker 2: get back to your bathtime and I talk say anyway,

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Speaker 2: if you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 2: we can hide your identity by masking your voice so

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Speaker 2: you can be the next mass speaker. Got your phone

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Speaker 2: tap coming up next,