WEBVTT - You've Got Decisions: Plug Or Nah? (feat. Eddie Della Siepe)

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<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about this bitch Smerwalker.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get into it, guys, especially because a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>y'all were tagging. I got a tweet that was like, ooh,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to hear you talk about the Summer

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<v Speaker 2>Walker saga on horrible decisions suck.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get into it. Let's get into the tee. What

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<v Speaker 1>could we even say? Well, well, well.

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<v Speaker 2>Up, Like what happened is that there were there was

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<v Speaker 2>a leaked voice note from Summer Walker to rapper Rich

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<v Speaker 2>the Kid that was leaked allegedly by his baby mom

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<v Speaker 2>slash fiance Tory Bricks. Now, I was just hoping my

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<v Speaker 2>good sister didn't respond or said bitch, that's Ai. All

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<v Speaker 2>you had to do was say that ain't me, it's Ai.

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<v Speaker 2>In the voice note, you hear summer Walker pretty much

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<v Speaker 2>say hey, just buy me a new phone, save me

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<v Speaker 2>under pizza hut. I know you're not gonna leave your

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<v Speaker 2>baby mama, but I want us to.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck with each other forever.

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<v Speaker 2>I think when you heard that, because that's the line,

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<v Speaker 2>that's all we need to know, right, Okay, So I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't see Summer's response.

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<v Speaker 1>First, Well, I want to.

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to say the voice and then I was

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<v Speaker 2>gonna play no, no, no, I was want to say the

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<v Speaker 2>voice note I didn't say her. I didn't see anything.

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<v Speaker 2>My first reaction was, Oh, she's being funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you think that?

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<v Speaker 2>No. I've seen people say, oh, when you got a

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<v Speaker 2>side chick, you saved them under Pizza Hut.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was like, oh, she's trying to be funny.

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<v Speaker 1>First off, let's be very clear. It is twenty twenty five.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody saves Pizza Hut's number, bitch, and.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, oh, we all know that we like a

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<v Speaker 2>slice from a real pizza rha and donody thought like that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So you think she was serious because she was like, listen,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm tipsy right now, y'all gonna stop tucking each other.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even want go be with her.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad y'all together, give me a phone and take

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<v Speaker 2>me on a pizza head. I was like, Oh, she

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<v Speaker 2>being funny because you're like, I could tell you talking

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<v Speaker 2>to your trick and you just like nigga, keep breaking

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<v Speaker 2>me off. No, So I thought she was playing it

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<v Speaker 2>first until I listen. I listened to her six minute video. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have six minutes, but I have about a

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<v Speaker 2>minute and a half. But this is where she explicitly says,

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to be the side piece.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what Summer Walker had two snaps.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to be the side That's what I

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<v Speaker 3>will see him like.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to be decided.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want you to kill I don't like him

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<v Speaker 3>enough to lay up next to him every day.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know how you do it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna start talking about him, you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not gonna start talking about him, but you know the

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<v Speaker 3>things about him, girl, I don't know how you do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just trying to play in all little position.

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<v Speaker 1>He clearly wants to think. You know, he's obsessive.

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<v Speaker 3>You can like say that you're gonna leave him alone,

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<v Speaker 3>and he will just call you back back to back,

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<v Speaker 3>get to call your friends, get to call your manager,

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<v Speaker 3>get to call your assistant, and get to sit and

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<v Speaker 3>stuff that and money.

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<v Speaker 4>So why would you just.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know on thing, you just give in, you like,

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<v Speaker 3>you don't let that, let that take me somewhere. And

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<v Speaker 3>you know what, I'm actually really glad you did this

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<v Speaker 3>because I was this close.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, Damn, I really want.

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<v Speaker 3>To push and I really want a kind of Miami

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<v Speaker 3>but I really kept thinking about it, like, no, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know because you you act nuts.

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<v Speaker 4>And this is what I needed to see.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, huh So okay, okay, I want to hear your

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<v Speaker 2>thoughts and then I'm gonna get into the psychology of

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<v Speaker 2>all this with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's a few things that I actually thought were embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're well, Okay, Remember Walker is actually too big

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<v Speaker 2>to have made this news, so too big in comparison

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<v Speaker 2>to them. Okay, Tory Bricks with all due respect and

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<v Speaker 2>riched a kid, I don't think they're on my radar

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<v Speaker 2>at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I would have swiped by.

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<v Speaker 2>That on Hollywood Unlocked or Shade Room. Summer Walker, to me,

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<v Speaker 2>really is that girl? Like that's an R and B

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<v Speaker 2>rotation if it's R and B night. I just went

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<v Speaker 2>last night, like I just said, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>Summer was on it, Like, bitch, I'm gonna name I

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<v Speaker 2>can name summer songs. You can't name me mial songs.

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<v Speaker 2>I can name summer songs. What are we talking about here?

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm about to.

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<v Speaker 1>Respond to that.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is why the Internet sometimes is a curse,

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<v Speaker 2>because now you look like a Dodo, Like you really

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't let that whole just be like you and my

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<v Speaker 2>DM da da da, and I wouldn't. Because Summer talked

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<v Speaker 2>about it, it made it big. Rich the Kid, in

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<v Speaker 2>my opinion, leaked this because he actually has a little song.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you think rich You think Rich linked it not Torri, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>because rich just also put out a song. He goes, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 2>since y'all hear, and he put out a song, and

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<v Speaker 2>the song was kind of good, Rice.

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<v Speaker 1>And Killer and someone else.

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<v Speaker 2>But he had a little beat. Okay, Richard Kid only

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<v Speaker 2>got plugged walk talked to me, So I really think

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<v Speaker 2>he was like, what's the biggest play I could do here?

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<v Speaker 1>And I think Summer did just release her album last week.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's like, you shit on her because she got

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<v Speaker 2>all her cool shit going on. You can post your

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<v Speaker 2>shit up, make your name relevant again. I'm telling you.

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<v Speaker 2>I really think he was calculated and for Summer to

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<v Speaker 2>reply when all we're thinking about right now is her cute,

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<v Speaker 2>funny wedding dress. Shit, you're a dodo. The other thing

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<v Speaker 2>that really blew my mind was like, bitch, you've been

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<v Speaker 2>acting anxious for years and you got up there and

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<v Speaker 2>told us was fifth ninnies. You was able to do

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<v Speaker 2>all that, but she did say one really funny thing,

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<v Speaker 2>like the bitch was kind of funny even though she

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<v Speaker 2>looked stupid, she.

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<v Speaker 1>Was kind of funny.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, yeah, I mean, if he's gonna buy

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<v Speaker 2>me shit, like, I can't imagine what you do because I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Rich, so I can I see why you can't leave.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, oh that's fucked up.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Okay, the summer is fucking lit. I've paid over

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred dollars the summer walker. I never think that

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<v Speaker 2>Richard the kid wouldn't even be on a group on

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<v Speaker 2>so and I would pay for her again. And she

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<v Speaker 2>barely did anything, but she sounded good. So okay, this

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<v Speaker 2>girl really got bread. And she like fucking with this

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<v Speaker 2>nigga because whatever, maybe if she wants to say, in

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<v Speaker 2>her words, not mine, bird brain, bird shit, you want

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<v Speaker 2>to trick on this nigga?

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<v Speaker 1>Cool, have him tricked on you cool?

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<v Speaker 2>But replying was so stupid. You do not reply to

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<v Speaker 2>people when they're begging for you too. You telling me

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<v Speaker 2>I'm up here, I'm that nah, that's begging for you

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<v Speaker 2>to answer. You're trying to make me look bad. So okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I love if.

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<v Speaker 1>We disagree here.

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<v Speaker 2>terrible throatful guess what, You've got decisions? Hey, everybody, welcome

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<v Speaker 2>back to another episode of You Got Decisions.

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<v Speaker 1>I am not here with Mandy because I'm in LA.

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<v Speaker 1>We're taking a little bit of our winter break.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm actually in Los Angeles, my other co host for

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<v Speaker 2>my show For Facts Sakes podcast. So if you're a

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<v Speaker 2>member of Horrible Decisions on Patreon, go ahead and add

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<v Speaker 2>For Fact's Sake to your list. Me and Eddie have

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<v Speaker 2>had our show for about five years now, and it's

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<v Speaker 2>all about random facts.

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<v Speaker 1>We've only had one guest, actually it was Charlot Magne.

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<v Speaker 2>But last week's episode was about cancel culture and we

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<v Speaker 2>just named a bunch of kids. What was it one

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<v Speaker 2>of the week before that talk about I don't know, oh, lawsuits,

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<v Speaker 2>lawsuits a.

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<v Speaker 4>Lot of people.

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<v Speaker 2>You yeah, sorry because the podcast is leading over.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but hey, I'm back on back on the Patreon

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<v Speaker 4>for Horrible Decisions finally.

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<v Speaker 1>How many years ago in your a Horrible Decision before

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<v Speaker 1>the pandemic.

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<v Speaker 4>For the pandemic. I remember the first time I was

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<v Speaker 4>on Horrible Decisions, I was just like, uh, just like,

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<v Speaker 4>look at my Instagram, just blowing up. Just black woman,

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<v Speaker 4>black women black Okay, all right, okay, hello bro, these

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<v Speaker 4>names are fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, sorry, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Sound like, hey, I'm me.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're gonna want to see what he looks like anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>So just kind on over to perfect for fact, Like

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<v Speaker 2>all right. So it's crazy because like people ask Mandy

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<v Speaker 2>and I such specific sex questions and I was like, damn, like,

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<v Speaker 2>how are Eddie and I going to do this?

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<v Speaker 4>Because that's fine, Hey, I had sex, you know me.

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<v Speaker 4>I have had sex. I've been in people, people have

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<v Speaker 4>been in me.

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<v Speaker 1>Really Now.

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<v Speaker 2>Eddie's married now, so I'm just like the married guy.

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<v Speaker 2>But to me, like married people sometimes give the best

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<v Speaker 2>dating advice, but you know, we it's pretty horrible advices.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, you're out there sucking and fucking have a

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<v Speaker 4>good time.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's what I done. Now the subject is plug

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<v Speaker 1>or not? And so I don't know. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if you means.

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<v Speaker 4>Butt plug butt plug? Who's a butt plug? Is that

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<v Speaker 4>a guy Eddie?

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<v Speaker 1>We are trying to sell our patrion here?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you think there's a guy with a who's a

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<v Speaker 4>butt plug? Plug?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I was like, is it a plug? Or

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<v Speaker 1>is it a plug?

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<v Speaker 4>But that guy who can get you butt plugs? That's

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<v Speaker 4>something because I got a drug plug, But do you

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<v Speaker 4>have a butt plug plug? He just has a briefcase

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<v Speaker 4>full of butt plugs? Like, wow, aren't there any sex

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<v Speaker 4>choice slingers? Yeah, there should be a sex choice slinger because,

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<v Speaker 4>like I said, cheat, I guess yeah, all right? Also, what

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<v Speaker 4>you would want to from a story and want some

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<v Speaker 4>guy with a bag full of sex toys?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? No, but unless it was like because like certain vibrators,

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<v Speaker 2>like the womanizers like two upwards of two hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 2>or the we vibe the remotion.

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<v Speaker 4>What's your vibrator? I don't use any, you don't use any?

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<v Speaker 1>I need my hand you what you because I started

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<v Speaker 1>to desensitize my coach.

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<v Speaker 4>I see, I was going really hard. It's like a

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<v Speaker 4>chef's thumb that things. I think doesn't feel anything anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>How would you have a secon like you're just like

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<v Speaker 1>I can fuck myself.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, And you're a vibrator because I guess, I guess

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<v Speaker 4>when you use a vibration so much, you must get

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<v Speaker 4>so you can it ruin a sex life where you're

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<v Speaker 4>like I getsitized.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't think this is a knock against vibrators

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<v Speaker 2>because if we have an ad that comes up, there's

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<v Speaker 2>a vibrator.

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<v Speaker 1>I wants you to buy it.

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<v Speaker 2>What I'm saying like you start to overuse it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I think once you get to that point where you

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<v Speaker 2>need that strong of a fucking.

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<v Speaker 4>I used to have an ex girlfriend back in the day.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never said the storybo oh my god, tell us

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<v Speaker 1>your sex stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>And uh she was like very like uh high sex drive,

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<v Speaker 4>very almost like a little bit like like okay, relax,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, just like very very intesting. Let's do it

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<v Speaker 4>now right now, okay, almost like a coach like come

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<v Speaker 4>on twenty now, like all right, let's go right now.

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<v Speaker 4>She's like I go, do you ever use a second

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<v Speaker 4>you ever use a vibrator? She's like, I have one,

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<v Speaker 4>Like we should use it?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Held right now, dude, I hope, dude, I'm telling you.

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<v Speaker 4>When she brought this out, I was like, oh, are

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<v Speaker 4>we like mixing cement? It had a plug? Damn not

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<v Speaker 4>even a battery, not double a not a plug like

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<v Speaker 4>this needs a plug plug or not blood sod And

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<v Speaker 4>it's like I couldn't. I was like, And when she pulled,

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, oh no, I'm good, Like that's okay,

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<v Speaker 4>like I would get bringing a fucking Star Wars tool.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like this, what was she?

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<v Speaker 1>What would she want to?

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<v Speaker 4>It was bizarre. I was like, that's not we are

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<v Speaker 4>we working our backs?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like my it was like a white it was

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<v Speaker 1>a it was it from Brooks Thrown.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what it was. I was like, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>good And ever since that I've never asked. It was

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<v Speaker 4>a great never because you wanted because when you ask,

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<v Speaker 4>you want to be.

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<v Speaker 2>Like tiny it's the tickler, not like not like you know,

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<v Speaker 2>did any of your male friends. So Eddie's a comedian.

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<v Speaker 2>If you guys haven't heard him, or you're new to decisions, decisions.

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<v Speaker 2>You haven't heard his name, So I'm wondering, like, do

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<v Speaker 2>comics ever talk about sex because I know some of

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<v Speaker 2>my like, oh like sex details like do male?

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<v Speaker 4>No? No, me and my friends? Are you get no details?

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<v Speaker 4>Women get details like how big was it?

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<v Speaker 1>What happened?

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<v Speaker 2>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>What did smell it?

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<v Speaker 4>Guys were like you get it in? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Cool, you get it in.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like, oh yeah, we hooked up.

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<v Speaker 1>Get it in?

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<v Speaker 4>Like yeah, yeah, it was like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do I keep getting confused with Then I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>did you.

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<v Speaker 2>Get it in?

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<v Speaker 1>Like the get the dick in?

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<v Speaker 4>Just like yeah, no, we hooked up. That's it, Like okay, cool,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if the don't whip it out first

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<v Speaker 4>all it's a little suss about friends, like tell me everything,

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<v Speaker 4>every smell, every tastey.

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<v Speaker 5>Feel and how did she feel? And how did did

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<v Speaker 5>you like right away? Or really wait was it all

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<v Speaker 5>over her chest? I don't ask any questions. No, no, no, guys, do.

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<v Speaker 1>No I need a vote?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'd tell you. I'm not saying it. I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>saying anything. It's homerotic. But if I want to be

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<v Speaker 4>like buddy, take me there.

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<v Speaker 1>Like oh yeah, she was sucking my day.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I don't. We don't talk like me and my

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<v Speaker 4>friends will talk like that. Is that I think it's

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<v Speaker 4>I think women like details. Guys don't just need to

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<v Speaker 4>know what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys be talking about how nasty someone is.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe maybe it's just me, but my friends never like.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, nobody the plug story? Or you didn't tell

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<v Speaker 1>anybody the story with that girl shit on you.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I've never talked. I've only known women these stories

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<v Speaker 4>because women don't judge me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know how they can find that.

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<v Speaker 4>No, we don't talk about my friends at all. Now

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<v Speaker 4>that we're married, we don't even talk about our wives

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<v Speaker 4>at all. It's like, what's her name again? Oh I

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<v Speaker 4>am but I can't wait to get there. Butthole anyway?

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<v Speaker 4>Plug or not?

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<v Speaker 1>Not the plug?

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<v Speaker 4>No worse anyway. That's the last time I asked a

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<v Speaker 4>moment about a sex story.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, here we go. So, hey, guys, it's been a while.

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<v Speaker 2>This shit is so long, So let me know if

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<v Speaker 2>I should send a voicemail to Mandy on the hotline

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<v Speaker 2>or sent a voicemail is like, yes, okay, So not

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<v Speaker 2>sure what I'm looking for? Validation, advice, just sending the

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<v Speaker 2>story into the ether. In May, my boyfriend met this

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<v Speaker 2>girl on Hinge Girl A. My partner is a guy

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<v Speaker 2>that falls head over heels for people quickly. He was

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<v Speaker 2>beginning to get deep feelings for her, like she could

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<v Speaker 2>be another girlfriend, but she lives on another continent. When

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<v Speaker 2>she left town, he was a bit depressed, but moved on.

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<v Speaker 2>Come June, he matches with another girl on Hinge Girl B.

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<v Speaker 2>She messages him, Oh my gosh, are you the guy

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<v Speaker 2>girl A was hanging out with last month.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the best friend she made during that trip.

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<v Speaker 2>He and girl A and B have become good friends

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<v Speaker 2>and they connect and talk often. Girl B is local,

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<v Speaker 2>so he hangs out with her every so often. I

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<v Speaker 2>want you guys to know Eddie, who is a monogamous

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<v Speaker 2>married me and is looking like.

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<v Speaker 1>What the fuck.

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<v Speaker 4>Honestly, I'm not kidding. I just text my wife like

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<v Speaker 4>pasta tonight. So like, I don't know who A and

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<v Speaker 4>B are. I don't know if they're having on plan B.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what's I don't know what's in someone's A,

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<v Speaker 4>in someone's p I don't know what's happening. It just

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<v Speaker 4>sounds like someone is like in an open relationship with

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<v Speaker 4>someone and then then they're meeting that meeting women. That

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<v Speaker 4>woman happened to be friends with another woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I think, how does this happen?

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<v Speaker 2>God, damn, let me go. How is there no monogamy world? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>fast forward to September. Boyfriend tells me girl A is

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<v Speaker 2>coming back to town next month.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry for the long background.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel it is needed because this is where the

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<v Speaker 2>advice for the story comes in. Very early into girl

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<v Speaker 2>A being back in town, my boyfriend asks me if

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<v Speaker 2>I could be would be able to hook up the

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<v Speaker 2>girls with some SID.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what the flud it is, and

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<v Speaker 1>I do drugs. He said.

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<v Speaker 2>They're both experienced with mushrooms, so he would like to

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<v Speaker 2>bring the happiness that is SID into their life. Bitch

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<v Speaker 2>put me on, So I ask him, will you do

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<v Speaker 2>it with them? He said probably not. I preferred if

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<v Speaker 2>they experience it for their first time together, but I'd

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<v Speaker 2>be willing to be their shepherd since I'm good at

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<v Speaker 2>it and I've done it plenty of times. So I said, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll contact my plug said okay, this is a drug plug.

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<v Speaker 2>He said he'll work on it, but no guarantee I'll

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<v Speaker 2>get it before the girl leaves the country. So when

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<v Speaker 2>my boyfriend and I get together, we do a little

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<v Speaker 2>ketchup what have you been up to since we last

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<v Speaker 2>hung out convo. We also talk about our upcoming plans

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<v Speaker 2>for the week. He comes over on October twenty fifth. Damn,

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<v Speaker 2>this is tea. We do our catch up convo. He's

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<v Speaker 2>telling me about how he went out with girl A

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<v Speaker 2>and B and he feels bad for not going to

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<v Speaker 2>the club with them. He's very sensitive to loud noises

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<v Speaker 2>and bright lights. Okay, so your nigga's autested. They tried

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<v Speaker 2>to encourage him to try it out. He stood outside

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<v Speaker 2>of the club and immediately he's like, no one left,

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<v Speaker 2>And I joke, I bet you would have handled it

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<v Speaker 2>if you could have had a threesome at the end

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<v Speaker 2>of it. So then I asked him, are we going

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<v Speaker 2>to hang out for Halloween? He says, I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 2>I may hang out with girl A and B. We

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<v Speaker 2>may just hang out another day around Friday. And then

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<v Speaker 2>he says, matter of fact, do you think you can

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<v Speaker 2>get the CID before the weekend?

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, oh, well, I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 2>What my plug Well, you know, call me next time,

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't know if he'll even have it the

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<v Speaker 2>next time I see him. And he said okay, because

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<v Speaker 2>I was hoping to get it to them before the

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<v Speaker 2>girl leaves. So I said, okay, I'm working on it,

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't know because it's based on my plug.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I said, by the way, what do I get

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<v Speaker 1>out of all of this? Can you look up sid

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, see id? Okay, let's see oh acid?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh as acid?

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<v Speaker 1>Bitch? You did all of that?

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<v Speaker 4>Why did you you could just say it?

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<v Speaker 1>Almost? Sorry? Girl? I know you've been a fan.

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<v Speaker 4>Friend, like a gen Z slang thing.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, well, I'm using my connection to get

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<v Speaker 2>you and these two people that I don't even like.

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<v Speaker 2>We were drunk during this conversation, so that I negativity

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<v Speaker 2>came out. I'm getting them the sit So what am

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<v Speaker 2>I getting out of it? And he says my happiness?

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, lol, that's cute, and no, really what

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<v Speaker 2>am I getting out of it? And he gets it negative,

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<v Speaker 2>takes it negatively and he's shocked that I'm saying his

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<v Speaker 2>happiness isn't enough for me to do the favor. And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, well, what about them because I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>them and they're getting happy and I don't even know them.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like them. I don't know why you don't like.

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<v Speaker 2>Them yet, But he said, I didn't realize it was

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<v Speaker 2>transaction actional for you, and I'm like, well, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know why it wouldn't be.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know them.

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<v Speaker 2>And I also am like, what if you do this

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<v Speaker 2>then you end up having a threesome. I say this

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<v Speaker 2>jokingly before the fight started. You think you're doing me,

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<v Speaker 2>doing you this favor is out of the kindness of

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<v Speaker 2>my heart. And the fight kind of spirals a bit

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<v Speaker 2>from here. At one point, I say, you're not even

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<v Speaker 2>the one that has anything to offer me, especially since

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<v Speaker 2>there's no guarantee that he's even going to do it

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<v Speaker 2>with them. It's just two bitches offering him something because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing it for them. Oh so she thinks the

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<v Speaker 2>gls are gonna give him some ass. She's getting them drugs.

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<v Speaker 2>He said, well, I'm kind of hoping it would be

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<v Speaker 2>a surprise for them. So, like I said, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>even asking for much, but fucking give me the money,

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<v Speaker 2>like something. How is it We're in a situation where

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting nothing, and he said, well, what do you

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<v Speaker 2>want twenty dollars? And I got so mad. It just

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<v Speaker 2>adds to my point that he thinks I'm asking for

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<v Speaker 2>a lot. Eventually we both take turns going to the

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<v Speaker 2>bathroom to wash our faces to cool down, and come

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<v Speaker 2>back when the fight is over. Now it's November second,

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<v Speaker 2>I still don't have the acid. Girl A leaves the

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<v Speaker 2>country in a week. Girl B got sick with COVID.

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<v Speaker 2>They all didn't hang out, and he ended up having

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<v Speaker 2>the best holiway with me that we've ever had together.

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<v Speaker 2>And all he offered me was a favor for the

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<v Speaker 2>fight and apology and some homemade sinneroles. She emails eighteen

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<v Speaker 2>hours ago.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a week ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Just to update, girl is out of country and we

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<v Speaker 2>still got no goods. All the fighting for nothing, bitch,

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<v Speaker 2>you wrote All.

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<v Speaker 1>Of it was you all asked and.

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<v Speaker 4>What you wrote back. You know, this reminds me of

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<v Speaker 4>actually with me my wife. Actually, my wife wanted to

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<v Speaker 4>get a new accent share and she wanted from West

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<v Speaker 4>Elm and I said we should just get it from Amazon.

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<v Speaker 4>It was four hundred dollars more. And then we have

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<v Speaker 4>a bit of a fight and anyway, that's what we

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<v Speaker 4>thought about recently. What the that's that's where my life

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<v Speaker 4>is at. If you want to fuck these horrors and

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<v Speaker 4>want me to get the acid, don't think I wanna

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<v Speaker 4>do it for free. I have no idea what I'm

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<v Speaker 4>doing here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not live it. Let me see what time she

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<v Speaker 1>said that email. That's good man. I literally said, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what I'm asking for.

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<v Speaker 4>People think little Christian as hell. Man, I'm not even

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not even like strange of a guy. Man, I

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<v Speaker 4>will say this, So this guy is, he's he does

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<v Speaker 4>have a luxury here to even be in this situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm not going to hold you.

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<v Speaker 4>He is like, very grateful that this woman's even Like fathomed.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, I actually understand why she's mad. However,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't dictate the dynamic of someone else's relationship, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'll save it when I have conversation with my boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>It isn't like a choice that anyone else is going

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<v Speaker 2>to get Like, it's not like, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Are we going to hang out?

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<v Speaker 2>And then he says maybe I'll be with someone else, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>so we aren't there, And I'm not shading you at all.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying I can't imagine someone telling me who

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<v Speaker 2>I would assume as the girlfriend is a priority, Like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, but can you get this? Can you get this?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you do this? Like I A'm doing a favorite

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<v Speaker 1>for it?

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<v Speaker 4>That'll beat Yeah, Well you don't want to turn it

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<v Speaker 4>to like a personal assistant. Oh so you can ya?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because I bet you if you were fucking somebody

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<v Speaker 2>else and you were like, oh, make sure you get

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<v Speaker 2>my new boosts and mushrooms and this and this and that,

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<v Speaker 2>what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 4>Like I don't like this, I don't need to convenience you.

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<v Speaker 4>And you give me some mushrooms and some condoms. I

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<v Speaker 4>actually get some magnums. He's huge, And there be a

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<v Speaker 4>point like can you just get this yourself? There'd be

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<v Speaker 4>a point where you're like, why am I the club?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I think so. I think there's a point where you

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<v Speaker 4>have to be like, hey, this is still a person,

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<v Speaker 4>not just a personal system.

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<v Speaker 2>So I would tell you this because you never want

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<v Speaker 2>to run into this situation again. Nothing is wrong with

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<v Speaker 2>the ab girl, like, especially if it's in wind. You're

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<v Speaker 2>a dynamic and they have some little sexual thing going on,

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<v Speaker 2>who cares?

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever?

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<v Speaker 2>There should be boundaries drawn anytime you feel weird about something, right,

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<v Speaker 2>And I also think it's okay to say I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know how this is making me feel. What we got

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<v Speaker 2>to talk about it. For example, I think the last

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<v Speaker 2>person my boyfriend had sex with it's been a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>We've been monogamous for a bit as of lately, just

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<v Speaker 2>because I feel like we have too much life shit

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<v Speaker 2>going on for us to experience sexuality in the realm

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<v Speaker 2>where it's enjoyable, like, for example, just being totally transparent.

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<v Speaker 2>When I was in Brazil, my dad goes to the

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<v Speaker 2>emergency roo and I'm like, yeah, we can't just be

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<v Speaker 2>having reasons while I'm fucking calling the er and doing

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<v Speaker 2>all like damn, it kind of ruins it.

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<v Speaker 4>But and he gets it, like and you're hitting certain

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<v Speaker 4>life you know, steps through You're just like not that

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<v Speaker 4>anything's shameful, but you can't be just feel.

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<v Speaker 1>Like like there's certain things that start to you.

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<v Speaker 4>Can't be just like going down a woman like I

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<v Speaker 4>just signed a co signed a mortgage with her.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't. Yeah, there's but don't get me wrong, that

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<v Speaker 1>would be fun. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>So I say all this to say, one of the

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<v Speaker 2>things I discovered in the last person he had sex with.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, you know what I feel.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I kind of don't want you fucking

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<v Speaker 2>someone from the past because I think it's this layer

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<v Speaker 2>of like, let's just say you fucked the miss a

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<v Speaker 2>year ago, and I guess we've been together. It's gona

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<v Speaker 2>half year so years before, and maybe you and her

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<v Speaker 2>ended because you couldn't give her what she want or

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<v Speaker 2>she liked you and something ended, and now you're fucking her.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't need anything rekindled.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, don't you kind of feel like that would

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<v Speaker 2>cause issues because now you have a girlfriend that's totally

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<v Speaker 2>chill with you fucking but like right, so we start

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<v Speaker 2>talking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, what do you want from this conversation?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want me and you to make suggestions or

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<v Speaker 2>do you want me to cut off girls from the past?

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<v Speaker 2>And I literally said, I don't know, but I'm telling

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<v Speaker 2>you how I feel and something that's come into my

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<v Speaker 2>head for you to sit there and like we figure

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<v Speaker 2>this out together.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I when guys.

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<v Speaker 2>That I used to fuck hit me up, I do

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<v Speaker 2>speak to them, and that's something he brought up.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, Okay, well you be hitting them back.

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<v Speaker 4>It also depends on what type of relationship we had.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're just like it was one night stand. He's

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<v Speaker 4>from Europe, but he's in town. Okay, fine, but you

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<v Speaker 4>can't be like, yeah, he was the one that got away.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought it was something special. But anyway, we're.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna no, it's not anything that series, but it's still

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<v Speaker 2>girls that may have had feelings. So and I guess

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<v Speaker 2>the thing that we had to discuss was like, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>but how do they feel about you?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Like what about these women? And what if they have

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of weight for their feelings with you? Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>they didn't mean anything to you, but you did do

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<v Speaker 2>that like whatever. So I'm bringing that up to you, listener,

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<v Speaker 2>because I approached the way something made me feel or

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<v Speaker 2>thought that I thought was you know, kind of bothering me,

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<v Speaker 2>and it didn't have a solution and I didn't have

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<v Speaker 2>an ask. I just needed to put it out there, right,

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<v Speaker 2>So I think it's okay in relationships where you have

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<v Speaker 2>open dynamics to be like, something's making me feel a

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<v Speaker 2>little icky and I don't know why. If we don't

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<v Speaker 2>communicate to that level, then you don't have successful open

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<v Speaker 2>relationships because you're not gonna not get jealous, You're not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna not act funny like that is the truth. What

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like about people in non monogamous relationships is

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<v Speaker 2>the idea that they, oh, like we're good. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>experience this, Like if you're a monogamous you do, but

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get y'all. It's like, yes, the fuck you do,

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<v Speaker 2>Like that's just the reality. So I think you absolutely

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<v Speaker 2>bring this up when you guys are not drunk and

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, you know what, you kind of made me

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<v Speaker 2>feel like I was the drug dealer plug and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't really want to be the liaison between you and

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<v Speaker 2>other women, Like think of it as I'm hooking up

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<v Speaker 2>a restaurant reservation for you and some other bitch, like

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, yeah, your happiness should not come with me

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<v Speaker 2>needing to help you to get women, Like I'm I

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<v Speaker 2>want you to be happy because when you when you fuck,

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<v Speaker 2>to me that your happiness and us being in a

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<v Speaker 2>dynamic isn't not right. Like the pleasure that I receive

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<v Speaker 2>in my relationship is like, let's just say I'm with

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<v Speaker 2>another person and it's like, oh yeah, she got to explore,

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<v Speaker 2>so that's fun. That's your happiness. That to me, is it?

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<v Speaker 2>That's the compersion. I've been saying that word for years.

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<v Speaker 2>We all have learned it. It's in the Nohl's Bard

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<v Speaker 2>compersion is the act of enjoying someone else's pleasure.

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<v Speaker 1>Bitch. I'm going to be the assistant en plug, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's not a butt plug. Yeah. Interesting? Any final thoughts?

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<v Speaker 1>Married guy?

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<v Speaker 4>Um, yeah, I call my wife, Hey, what are you doing? No,

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<v Speaker 4>I will say that for this guy. I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>who this guy is, but you gotta feel like the

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<v Speaker 4>fact that you're even allowed to do this stuff, you

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<v Speaker 4>must feel real lucky. Just don't abuse your power. Don't

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<v Speaker 4>abuse that sort of comfort level.

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<v Speaker 1>And also because I'm happy is very manipulative.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's like, oh, I guess you find enjoyment not

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<v Speaker 4>making me happy, And like, no, I think this makes

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<v Speaker 4>me feel ncomfortable and I'm allowed to say that. I

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<v Speaker 4>think you're right. Communication is key for everything. If you're hiding,

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<v Speaker 4>you're hiding. You're dying. Bro.

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<v Speaker 2>If every time I saw you, I asked you for something, Eddie, Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you tell me about this? And you get Eddie'm

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<v Speaker 1>running late, Eddie, can we do another time? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>So every single Wednesday we have you Got Decisions. They

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<v Speaker 2>are a little more relaxed in Our Decision's Decision episode

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<v Speaker 4>Did I do okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Did I ruin it?

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<v Speaker 4>Did I do okay? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I think you do good because you gave us a

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<v Speaker 1>little section.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, ye put it out there. Why make a past

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<v Speaker 4>I get to go okay?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a little tip, not the tip that you would

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