Speaker 1: Start uf dot up, start Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy
Speaker 1: dot up. They make a noise data episode. I think
Speaker 1: I was talking when you started playing the music. Why
Speaker 1: you were the Brooklyn Boys podcast. I can't wait anymore.
Speaker 1: We sit here in this studio. I don't know if
Speaker 1: we're having a prayer circle or where where where We're
Speaker 1: just what what are we doing here? What are we doing?
Speaker 1: Why are we seeing? For a half hour before we
Speaker 1: actually hit the record button and go, I don't know.
Speaker 1: We we make up, We're gonna, We're gonna start, and
Speaker 1: then we don't stake seance. I think we need to
Speaker 1: play the jingle for ourselves to start up, start up.
Speaker 1: If you would see the procrastination that happens before each podcast,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't believe it. Okay, I had to go get
Speaker 1: my headphones. I forgot them. You have to make a
Speaker 1: phone call. Then I had to go to the bad
Speaker 1: in the studio. I'll be right, I can go into
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Then you stop, stop and talk to twelve people. Okay.
Speaker 1: Then I came back and you were eating the Eminem's
Speaker 1: out of bag. A hold on, they're not a sponsor
Speaker 1: this podcast. They're not they but they are a sponsor
Speaker 1: of the elvstrad Morning show. We love what they're doing.
Speaker 1: They have these special red, white and blue skittles and
Speaker 1: again it's not why we're talking about them. They just
Speaker 1: sent up like ten giant Costco, the Costco not a sponsor,
Speaker 1: like huge bags of skittles and eminem. Here's the problem.
Speaker 1: These are the these are the party size bags. Brot.
Speaker 1: I want you to read how many servings of these
Speaker 1: skittles are in one party size bag. It's just two
Speaker 1: pounds nine ounces, two pound bags right, okay, by the way,
Speaker 1: that's one point one six kilo. How many serving in
Speaker 1: a container hold? I'm looking it's like fifty something stupid
Speaker 1: twenty nine and not for not for us. That's the problem.
Speaker 1: If I see a singular bag of something, you hope
Speaker 1: you break it open and you know what all bets
Speaker 1: are off a lot of the snack companies. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to mention any names, but you when you you'll
Speaker 1: see they get you. They'll put on the label a
Speaker 1: hundred calories for serving, and then you look at the bag,
Speaker 1: you go, oh, all right, eleven servings in this bag
Speaker 1: because you can't a serving is like I had two
Speaker 1: of them. I had three chips that that's very misleading.
Speaker 1: Do you know what a serving of pasta looks like?
Speaker 1: I don't. I know what five serving of pastasist? To
Speaker 1: make a fist everyone, if you're listening to this podcast,
Speaker 1: a fist, A fistful of pasta, and then you're the
Speaker 1: way my favorite Clinicswood movie A fistful apostas. Great movie. Well,
Speaker 1: all I can tell you is that we are absolutely
Speaker 1: eating more than we should. We're eating three servings of pasta.
Speaker 1: I was taught to eat three servings of pasta on
Speaker 1: a Sunday. Hold on, yeah, right easily. And if you
Speaker 1: go to those oversized places like the Cheesecake Factory and
Speaker 1: Macaroni Grill and Olive Garden, by the way, the places
Speaker 1: aren't oversized, the food is. People are the nice. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying that was scary, you know. But that's why
Speaker 1: we're oversized. We are, and myself included, is because they are.
Speaker 1: They're giving us three four servings one I listen, I'm
Speaker 1: actually you're right because you're a little bigger. Can we
Speaker 1: talk about you being over you said, you're that's why
Speaker 1: we're oversized. You're in second quarter? Scary right now? And
Speaker 1: that's a bad that's a bad thing. It's a bad
Speaker 1: I need to slow down. Okay, let me explain. So
Speaker 1: you know there's four quarters in a year. Alright, so
Speaker 1: there's four seasons. Yeah, four quarters quarters, So there's four
Speaker 1: seasons of scars. Everyone knows. Quarter one of Scary is
Speaker 1: dr fat loss. I get to say, it's not not
Speaker 1: my sponsor, and Scary eats unbelievably healthy, insanely. The program
Speaker 1: really works for you, I have to say it does work.
Speaker 1: Pounds forty five whatever. He looks fantastic, but that the
Speaker 1: still look fantastic. You look okay, you look good. Oh
Speaker 1: you're a dick. You look all right. The program, if
Speaker 1: you do it right, takes you through the year. Right,
Speaker 1: you maintain. Scary doesn't always maintain. So second quarter Scary.
Speaker 1: It's like the people that go to religious school and
Speaker 1: then when the bell rings they run outside and smoke,
Speaker 1: and they tie up their shirts and they crop, they pull,
Speaker 1: they get all slutty. Right, Scary gets food slutty. Hashtag
Speaker 1: food slutty. He starts eating and eating and eating because
Speaker 1: for a quarter of the year he was really healthy.
Speaker 1: So then he's like, I can gain back five pounds
Speaker 1: I'm good because he still looks good. He's wearing he's
Speaker 1: wearing smaller size shirts, and he's like, I'm feeling good
Speaker 1: about myself. I'm still in my I'm still in my
Speaker 1: first quarter clothing, right, still right that the new clothing
Speaker 1: you bought because you lost to that weight. Right. So today,
Speaker 1: perfect example. Elvis mentioned this on a fifty minute morning show.
Speaker 1: But I made the observation as well. We had a client,
Speaker 1: other client of Scaries. You should be paying me for
Speaker 1: plug in. Your clients had a new jingle, Brody plug
Speaker 1: Scaries clients, Uh, you had that Collie Power. They make
Speaker 1: the Collie Power pizza right right. They make pizza crust
Speaker 1: with cauliflower right. Okay, So Garrett loved it because he's
Speaker 1: got Celia. Right. So Scary says, oh, they're serving the
Speaker 1: pizza and I'm gonna get some. And on Scaries way
Speaker 1: out of the studio to get pizza, he grabs a
Speaker 1: fist full of M and m's and shoves him in
Speaker 1: his mouth. It's apostasised, right, So I said, just because
Speaker 1: I'm a prick, I said, Scary, where you go? And
Speaker 1: he goes? So, uh, that's the problems the second quarter
Speaker 1: of Scary is I'm gonna eat a little bit more
Speaker 1: because I've been a really good boy for a few
Speaker 1: months now, and my clothing still looks good at me. Now.
Speaker 1: Third quarter Scary is complete abandonment of everything. All rules
Speaker 1: are broken, right, at least scruples right. The second quarter
Speaker 1: Scary is still trying to low carbet right, still trying like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna have the fish instead of
Speaker 1: the state. Right. So the third quart of Scary, he's
Speaker 1: back to eating bread, but he's still eating. He's eating more,
Speaker 1: but he's still trying to look good for the summer.
Speaker 1: And then you know he's wearing less clothing because the
Speaker 1: weather is nicer. But then as the third quarter turns
Speaker 1: into the fourth quarter, the fourth quarter is fucking mayhem.
Speaker 1: You will lose a finger if you're sitting near him
Speaker 1: when he's hungry and he just starts eating everything. Oh,
Speaker 1: duncan donuts is here. Scary will use a doughnut as
Speaker 1: a serving utensil for another doughnut. He will break a
Speaker 1: donut in half and use the hook to hook another
Speaker 1: donut and and hook it into his mouth. Because it's
Speaker 1: fourth court of Scary, he knows first quarter of scary
Speaker 1: is on its way. And that's the problem. As I
Speaker 1: tumbled to through the end of the year with all
Speaker 1: the eating, the famous eating holidays. It starts with Halloween
Speaker 1: the world. It starts with Halloween. Halloween is candy Candy
Speaker 1: go along, or it started, by the way my favorite
Speaker 1: stripper candy Galore, and then goes through it. Then it
Speaker 1: goes through Thanksgiving, and here comes Christmas, New Year. But
Speaker 1: lay and Labor Day, you're you're you're already starting the
Speaker 1: holiday binge, which is not really a holiday. Back to
Speaker 1: school that started eating holiday. God, come on, I went
Speaker 1: to a vegetable forward restaurant yesterday. Then I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: says vegetables forward onto the table because he won't eat them.
Speaker 1: I of course it's a vegetable forward restaurant. They serve you.
Speaker 1: I'm still in that. I'm still in that mindset. Vegetable forward,
Speaker 1: by the way, means the restaurant is focused on vegetables,
Speaker 1: but they still have rights. But again, first quarter scary
Speaker 1: steamed broccoli, steamed, second quarter scary broccoli with garlic sauce
Speaker 1: and olive oil. The third and fourth quarter of scary
Speaker 1: cheese whiz on top of the broccoli. That's the perfect
Speaker 1: way to put it. I understand that the four the
Speaker 1: four seasons my favorite oldies group, the Seas. That's that's
Speaker 1: a favorite hit. Summer of three d and sixty five pounds, okay, December,
Speaker 1: I wait to sixty three. I put cheese on all
Speaker 1: of my red meat. Yeah, as I remember, my pants
Speaker 1: were tight. There you go. It's an acapella. Yeah. By
Speaker 1: the way, I wrote an epic Game of Thrones parody too.
Speaker 1: We didn't start the fire, and I have not downloaded
Speaker 1: it off the server yet because I put it up
Speaker 1: on a server goes. I'll try to have it for
Speaker 1: next week. I forgot. I forgot to download and load
Speaker 1: it in. But I I rhymed all the characters names.
Speaker 1: No spoilers. I don't put spoilers in those, although I
Speaker 1: have to say I am someone I look, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not. I know, I know I'm overreacting.
Speaker 1: I am eight seasons behind on Game of Thrones. I
Speaker 1: get it. I haven't watched a full episode of the show.
Speaker 1: I've seen scenes. I know about stuff. I know I'm
Speaker 1: gonna eventually like it, but I haven't had time to
Speaker 1: watch the show and on Sundays, I usually watched The
Speaker 1: Walking Dead and then whatever. So admittedly I can't complain
Speaker 1: too much, but I've done a really good job of
Speaker 1: avoiding what happens. Right, Yeah, I don't know how you
Speaker 1: don't step on a landline, especially working in this place. Well,
Speaker 1: here's the thing I'm not I'm not gonna give a
Speaker 1: sport show. We have Gandhi and Nate, who both are
Speaker 1: huge fans. They've been good, they haven't said anything, right,
Speaker 1: But the problem is you work in an environment that
Speaker 1: is used to reporting on current so I don't know
Speaker 1: how you avoided it. But now, look, Game of Thrones
Speaker 1: as as a sci fi, um fantasy adventure show, all
Speaker 1: the stuff I normally like, so I'm excited to excuse me,
Speaker 1: eventually watch it. But the Game of Thrones is actually
Speaker 1: they're trying to win a throne. I'm giving you the
Speaker 1: basic right, Eventually, this isn't a spoiler. The episode, the final,
Speaker 1: the finale is about somebody finally winning the throne. That's
Speaker 1: the thing. I'm not telling you who it was. That
Speaker 1: all right, Okay, so the goal is to win the throne.
Speaker 1: Did somebody win the throne at the end? Yeah, But
Speaker 1: that's not that's not that's not a spoiler. That's the
Speaker 1: whole show to be no show if nobody wanted. I'm saying,
Speaker 1: so somebody did win. Right now, some people aren't happy someone.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say I promise, I promise, I don't
Speaker 1: say anything. We're gonna refer. We're gonna refer. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: use the word the name Mike. Okay, So I'm watching
Speaker 1: Jimmy Kimmel tother night. Now, you know I watched all
Speaker 1: the late night chose watch them all, So I was
Speaker 1: watching Kimmel like maybe two days later. I always watched
Speaker 1: my Colbert that night and my seth Mars. You guys
Speaker 1: know that. So I'm watching Kimmel. So the Game of
Speaker 1: Thrones was Sunday. So I'm watching I think Tuesday Night
Speaker 1: show from last week on maybe over the weekend, and
Speaker 1: Jimmy Kimmel's doing a monologue in order to tell a joke.
Speaker 1: He says, yeah, a lot of people are upset Game
Speaker 1: of Thrones. He goes, who I mean, how do you
Speaker 1: write a show like I mean that Mike would win?
Speaker 1: Obviously there's no Mike on the show, although there's water Bottles.
Speaker 1: Who's to say and and and law take cups. So
Speaker 1: he goes he's has the real name. Yeah, he goes,
Speaker 1: and Mike wins, and then he does a joke based
Speaker 1: on the name and the character. He shows a picture
Speaker 1: of Mike. Right, it's not really Mike and it's not
Speaker 1: named It's not like nobody need Mike or close to
Speaker 1: spoiler alert because he gave it right, He just gives
Speaker 1: the spoiler. And by the way, did he get some blowback?
Speaker 1: I looked on Twitter. People were mad at him. Now.
Speaker 1: By the way, speaking spoiler spoiler alert, someone on Iowa
Speaker 1: Morning show said spoiler alert when they meant spoiler, and
Speaker 1: our slices texted Texas, listen to the boys. That's a spoiler,
Speaker 1: not a spoiler alert. Well, you know, so back to
Speaker 1: Kimmel for a second. So I'm a little annied. Jimmy,
Speaker 1: is he going to so he attracted? He means he
Speaker 1: can't retract it. You know. My feeling is he do
Speaker 1: it on purpose to get he did it, like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's even a few days. It's okay. It is the
Speaker 1: May sweeps, so you know in May, but that's the
Speaker 1: ratings work. Yeah, but you have to get people to
Speaker 1: tune in once started watching him. All he cares about
Speaker 1: his going Ireland having his name. But if you put
Speaker 1: that viral and you're a dick too, okay, then you
Speaker 1: know what. Here's that clip from the other night. Kidding, kidding.
Speaker 1: My point is, look, I'm going to enjoy the show,
Speaker 1: and in the grand scheme of things, I don't care
Speaker 1: that Mike one. I don't even know what my kids basically,
Speaker 1: and the show is about dragons and beheadings and killings
Speaker 1: and sex. To me, who one is not as important.
Speaker 1: I was pissed when I found out Dumbledore died long before.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Double Door died in the books, right.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a surprise, but the ending of Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1: From what I remember, I could be wrong. Don't tweet me.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. That hasn't been written. The finale of
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones is in a book he hasn't come
Speaker 1: out with yet, because George R. Martin said, oh, if
Speaker 1: you don't like the ending, I may or will not
Speaker 1: change it for the book. Ah. Okay, Well, so so
Speaker 1: then there's more to be It's to be continued. Well, no,
Speaker 1: it's to be Well, now they're gonna bring out a prequel.
Speaker 1: My point is, Jimmy Kimmel, that was not cool. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just go on the record here and say,
Speaker 1: and I don't know who of our slices care or
Speaker 1: don't care that about about the show, but I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say straight up, I fucking hate Game of Thrones. I
Speaker 1: have no interest in it. But how can you You've
Speaker 1: never watched it? You don't watch. I don't like things
Speaker 1: that are dark. I don't like medie, I don't like
Speaker 1: medieval shit, I don't stop it. I don't like medieval
Speaker 1: I don't. It just doesn't resonate with me, you know here,
Speaker 1: And maybe I'm alone on this. There could be people
Speaker 1: like like listening to this right now, be like are
Speaker 1: you crazy? Scary? But like shows like shows like Game
Speaker 1: of Thrones and Walking Down that's not nothing to do
Speaker 1: with I know. But the point is all this stuff
Speaker 1: that's not set in reality, the supernatural, this things that
Speaker 1: are like like even back in the day, if you
Speaker 1: want to go back to the Star Trek situation and
Speaker 1: things like the Star Trek situation, like even like films
Speaker 1: like fucking I think people understand you want reality. I
Speaker 1: want reality ship. I have to say is you don't
Speaker 1: like fiction like, yeah, fiction, no, but science fiction especially
Speaker 1: and medieval prehistoric stuff, Shakespearean things I don't. I don't relate, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like Downton Abbey, stuff that takes place. If you're doing
Speaker 1: a period piece, I'm out And I don't know. If
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's not that I don't have the
Speaker 1: attention span I watch. Would you watch a piece about
Speaker 1: a period I would You're disgusting what grammar? Okay? Dot?
Speaker 1: I just want to know a little dot. I just
Speaker 1: want to know if you feel the same way on
Speaker 1: something you know, on this stuff or well, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't I love sci fi? Or there? Can you spell?
Speaker 1: Can you spell? Medievil? I'm asking for a reason. Medieval
Speaker 1: M E D I E V A L. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: find that to be one of the most annoying words
Speaker 1: because it's medieval, because it's medieval medieval. Right But people,
Speaker 1: all right, people, people listening to this M I don't
Speaker 1: fall into that trap, all right. I hate that word. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not a good word, not right away. The point is
Speaker 1: there's gotta be you know, how do you feel about
Speaker 1: is there something about in your life that you feel
Speaker 1: the same way about when it comes to watching ship
Speaker 1: is that that you're like, I'm out because to me, again,
Speaker 1: if I don't like British it from the eighteen hundreds,
Speaker 1: I'm out. You know, I'm out on. I am out
Speaker 1: on really bad and it's redundant Hallmark movies. I can't
Speaker 1: sit through the guy who comes home for the holidays
Speaker 1: and falls in love with the girl who just lost
Speaker 1: a finger, and it's perfect timing, and you're like, will
Speaker 1: they get together? Won't they get together? They're all attractive?
Speaker 1: What about rom comms like Hugh Grant films, not a
Speaker 1: huge like that type of if if if a rom com?
Speaker 1: More calm here, Okay, here's what I have a problem with.
Speaker 1: I have a problem with rom coms when they're all
Speaker 1: rom and like no com com because it's in the category,
Speaker 1: and you're like, I find that, show me the funny.
Speaker 1: I have obviously a lot of respect with m I find, yes,
Speaker 1: I find obviously have a lot of respect for comedy
Speaker 1: as an art form. And I find like when you
Speaker 1: watch the Grammys and they put like Best Comedy and
Speaker 1: the US two this is an old reference. I apologize,
Speaker 1: but they would put like Ali mcbeel, well, they put
Speaker 1: Glee right Glee was a great show that had some
Speaker 1: amusing stuff right. There was something the coach was funny,
Speaker 1: but the show was not supposed to be a fun
Speaker 1: like like, you can't put Glee up against modern family
Speaker 1: or or or or friends like real comedies. Right to me,
Speaker 1: that's not and I always feel like they just like
Speaker 1: they throw in the the musicals and the So for me,
Speaker 1: a rom com if it's just cute because she said
Speaker 1: something silly, yeah and he fell for her, that's not
Speaker 1: a comedic comedy. Call me when you're a comedy. Now,
Speaker 1: make a comedy with some romance. Make a com rom
Speaker 1: now you're talking that, somebody, get me, get me a
Speaker 1: director right now on the phone. I will make a
Speaker 1: com rom and that should will be funny. So a
Speaker 1: comedy that happens to be romantic romantic thing that had
Speaker 1: just maybe the com rom is when the unattractive, funny
Speaker 1: guy gets the hot girl, not the hot guy and
Speaker 1: the hot girl getting together. That's a rom com. I
Speaker 1: want to see the com rom where where Kevin James
Speaker 1: gets the hot girl like a fat guy gets the
Speaker 1: I love Kevin James, but you look at sitcoms, it's
Speaker 1: always the fat comic at the unattractive male comic and
Speaker 1: the hot wife always comm um. We uh, just got
Speaker 1: back from Puerto Rico. What are you clapping at me?
Speaker 1: By the way, somebody caught that on clapping at made
Speaker 1: you hear last week's episode? Did you not know? I said,
Speaker 1: whenever you go um, I'm gonna clap and people are
Speaker 1: gonna know that they missed it. Yeah, I'm sorry. That
Speaker 1: was a bit last week. I know it was so
Speaker 1: on the fifteen minute morning show, you did that and
Speaker 1: no one heard. I went just the background. I went
Speaker 1: just to see if the slices were paying attention. Toping
Speaker 1: this on Thursday May three, and last week, you know,
Speaker 1: we came back from Puerto Rico and I had my
Speaker 1: sent Bird in my bag. We're talking about the cologns
Speaker 1: that we we chose. I feel silly, so I've told
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Speaker 1: me from center based on where we're going. But the
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Speaker 1: doesn't any I'll tell you though. We had some listeners
Speaker 1: who were like, oh, Brody, it's so nice, and I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I'm I'm wearing my adult chan Gabanna.
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Speaker 1: don't think we didn't use jokes last week? Did jokes? Well,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I have here. I have a
Speaker 1: I have a change of pace on the used jokes
Speaker 1: thing I have some used jokes, and then I have
Speaker 1: some used jokes. What's used? No, they're used, but they
Speaker 1: weren't used on the radio. This is a new thing.
Speaker 1: This is real life David Brodie jokes. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give you some unused jokes on the big show that
Speaker 1: we didn't get to and then I'm gonna it's a
Speaker 1: new feature. I'm gonna share the kind of thing you're
Speaker 1: missing if you're hanging out me in real life, real
Speaker 1: life Brodie. All right, So we did a story on
Speaker 1: the show about how Whole Foods is not gonna have
Speaker 1: straws anymore at their stores, and I said, no, They're
Speaker 1: only gonna have free range straws. If you go to
Speaker 1: shop the Whole Foods, you understand that they have free
Speaker 1: range chicken every these free range. That means the chicken
Speaker 1: got to run around and be happy before they killed it.
Speaker 1: That's a buzzword that I fall for every time. Right, Uh,
Speaker 1: Gandhi what to see? Gondy from our show went to
Speaker 1: see Aladdin. She said it was great, but they modernized
Speaker 1: it a little bit. So my joke was, oh, did
Speaker 1: they have hybrid flying carpets? Now? I didn't get to
Speaker 1: that Danielle did a story that Who Wants to Be
Speaker 1: a Millionaire's being canceled. It's going off the air after
Speaker 1: like twenty years. So I said, now it's really the
Speaker 1: final answer. Uh. And then here are the jokes. Here
Speaker 1: are the jokes. Oh, Spruce's witing outside. I Spruce, Spruce
Speaker 1: on the loose? Um, all right, well that's Spruce in
Speaker 1: hold on Sprus. Come in, Hello, Spruce, were you gonna
Speaker 1: come in? We're not doing our podcast or anything, not
Speaker 1: every Thursday. It's amazing you only want to hollerrite us
Speaker 1: on Thursdays. Mike Hog, Yeah, I want to say it.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to give your heads up. I know
Speaker 1: you're huge Mets fan. Who's here? Uh? Not tomorrow at noon? Uh,
Speaker 1: we'll have Carlos Beltrain belt Tron Okay, yeah, he'll brod.
Speaker 1: He'll be at the beach. He'll be here with Jack Brewer,
Speaker 1: who is a used to be a giant defensive back. Yes,
Speaker 1: I heard he was coming up and well he's doing
Speaker 1: a podcast here. Oh nice, So he's here every he's
Speaker 1: here every Friday with Rohan Marley. Now Carlos Beltron some
Speaker 1: people pronounce his name Beltran. I did that and there
Speaker 1: was a what was his name on Sunday Night Football, No,
Speaker 1: Sunday Baseball, John, I don't know, get his name wrong too, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: John Krasinski. No no, he's the old announcer from Sunday Night.
Speaker 1: Now he was the guy in the office. We're talking
Speaker 1: about the guy on Sunday Night gameball, John Miller. Miller.
Speaker 1: By the way, remember the meme we read last week, Miller.
Speaker 1: So we read a meme last week that if you
Speaker 1: want to know what it's like to be a ghost,
Speaker 1: be listening to a podcast and know the answer that
Speaker 1: the hosts don't know because you're yelling. I know the
Speaker 1: answer and nobody hears you. So John Miller used to
Speaker 1: call Carlos Beltron Carlos Beltron like he was doing like
Speaker 1: an l A. And I just thought that was horrible.
Speaker 1: And then when I bought the baseball game it was
Speaker 1: I think MLB two K or one of the baseball
Speaker 1: games he was the announcer, And of course I'm a
Speaker 1: Mets fan. I would always play the Mets, and so
Speaker 1: he would now coming to the bat, Carlos Beltron. I
Speaker 1: had to turn the sound off. It was so annoying. Well,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to tell you because I remember when
Speaker 1: he played for the Mets. You were ecstatic. Yes, you
Speaker 1: love that guy. So I just here's what I'll tell
Speaker 1: you about Carlos. He is one of the nicest men
Speaker 1: on the planet. But he's very shy and very quiet,
Speaker 1: is he? Yeah, but Brod, he's going to be at
Speaker 1: the beach, so he's gonna miss out. I got into
Speaker 1: him once he's he's, uh, may well, we'll hooked up
Speaker 1: later when when we're not taking up would be really cool.
Speaker 1: I call in. Yeah, I guess stuff. Talking about Bruce.
Speaker 1: People are asking that you created at least a Twitter account.
Speaker 1: Why are you're not on any social media? Because I'm
Speaker 1: really brody will tell you I'm really a boring person.
Speaker 1: He won't take pictures, he won't he won't talk about himself.
Speaker 1: How long do we know each other? At least it's
Speaker 1: been a while twenty years. Some people call that a
Speaker 1: couple of decades. Pretty sure, President Clinton was president a
Speaker 1: couple of decades. Yes, we know you all that time,
Speaker 1: and you have not had one piece of social media.
Speaker 1: You weren't even on my Space back in the day. No, nothing, No,
Speaker 1: he's on. People are like, how do I tweeted Spruce,
Speaker 1: like you can't. Yeah, well, I love I love anyone
Speaker 1: who ever is asking about me, I love them, But
Speaker 1: I'm just the wanted me to create a jingle for
Speaker 1: you have to do that we do if we do
Speaker 1: Cooking Boys Live. Did you show up to the podcast,
Speaker 1: the live podcast where it's gonna be it's it's we
Speaker 1: have a the location, we have some ideas and I
Speaker 1: have to go to another state. No, probably not No, No,
Speaker 1: I mean initially I think the first one. I think
Speaker 1: the first one we do is going to be over
Speaker 1: the summer this year, so we may need to have
Speaker 1: you there. Spruce would like you there so he can
Speaker 1: mamn you in front of other people. He wants to man,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to a man. You not not doing that.
Speaker 1: I want to go by the way. You know what
Speaker 1: he did? Scary. No, let's I'm gonna call you out,
Speaker 1: so scary. Scary played English translator in Puerto Rico to
Speaker 1: a woman who spoke English. I didn't realize who happened
Speaker 1: to be Puerto Rican. So we're on a giant tour bus.
Speaker 1: We have to talk about We're gonna talk about back.
Speaker 1: I know he's gonna do unused jokes. Let me finish
Speaker 1: us jokes. Second, let me just do these jokes real
Speaker 1: quick and I both called out. Yeah, we'll talk about
Speaker 1: this later. Oh yeah, scary and eye from the streets
Speaker 1: of Brooklyn. You can't put one over on. We call
Speaker 1: we're gonna, We're gonna, We're gonna let out of Brooklyn slices. No,
Speaker 1: all about the scam. That is the kickback, the kickback vacation.
Speaker 1: So let me give you this joke. So we're at
Speaker 1: the hotel, the carib Hilton, beautiful Hotel, carib Ba Hilton.
Speaker 1: Sorry he calls a carib the carib Ba Hilton. And
Speaker 1: we're getting on the elevator. What is that all about?
Speaker 1: It's all about you know, we're gonna it's so uh
Speaker 1: to pilots get on our elevator, airplane pilots and they
Speaker 1: have their roll on luggage. Sounds like the beginning of
Speaker 1: a joke. Oh, it's the beginning of a bunch of jokes.
Speaker 1: So they get on the elevator. Then there's there's a
Speaker 1: couple of listeners of ours that one trips on the elevator,
Speaker 1: and so the elevator. The guys get on the elevator
Speaker 1: and they turn around there staring dead like robots into
Speaker 1: the door, like right back out. I contact nothing. So
Speaker 1: I say, excuse me. We realize you have a choice
Speaker 1: in elevators and we appreciate you choosing this one. And
Speaker 1: they don't. They don't flip, they don't saything, but the
Speaker 1: people on the on the elevator starting to laugh. So
Speaker 1: I said, this is a stalely elevator. The exit is
Speaker 1: located right in front of you. Nothing. Okay, so I said, gentlemen,
Speaker 1: expect a smooth ride, but it may get a little
Speaker 1: choppier on the fourth floor. People on the elevator are laughing.
Speaker 1: They're looking dead ahead like they're just like we're pilots,
Speaker 1: we were in the military. They're not laughing. So then
Speaker 1: I said, we'll be reaching your destination in less than
Speaker 1: two minutes. The outside temperature is the same as when
Speaker 1: you boarded the elevator. Nothing. So then I said how long.
Speaker 1: It stopped on a couple of floors on the way up,
Speaker 1: And so I said, after you reach your floor, gentlemen,
Speaker 1: be careful as your luggage you may have shifted during
Speaker 1: the ride. Nothing. Everyone on the other the people on
Speaker 1: the elevator will laugh in the rasses off, but they
Speaker 1: were not. That's used jokes from David, but those actually
Speaker 1: used jokes because they were and I was just trying
Speaker 1: to be amusing to these guys. Yeah, okay, so out
Speaker 1: we're in Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico. Don't have
Speaker 1: a Don't have it again? What is week's podcast? That's
Speaker 1: Frankie Cuts so scary as you know, he Maman's black people.
Speaker 1: All right. When someone doesn't speak English, well he speaks
Speaker 1: louder to them and slower. Where is the bathroom? And
Speaker 1: they'll speak in the bathroom? Right, Okay, all right, sorry,
Speaker 1: So now this is a new one. I've never seen
Speaker 1: him do this before. We're on the bus to go
Speaker 1: from the hotel, the old San Juan, and the lady
Speaker 1: who's in charge of the tour, she's telling everybody what
Speaker 1: we're gonna do. We're gonna ride into town, right, and
Speaker 1: so she has a map, one of these like you
Speaker 1: know cartoon maps that shows like everything that looks like
Speaker 1: it's like but but it's like the drawings of the buildings.
Speaker 1: It's like a road map. So she says, Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you every what we're doing today. So scary
Speaker 1: is like sitting third row. Everyone listen up. She's gonna
Speaker 1: tell us what we're doing today. So she says, Okay,
Speaker 1: now we're going to drive into town and we're going
Speaker 1: to stop by the steps because the streets are too
Speaker 1: narrow for the bus to go in, so we're gonna
Speaker 1: have to walk because the streets are too narrow for
Speaker 1: the bus. Just and so you'll be going to see
Speaker 1: these hills. You'll be walking up the hills. All San
Speaker 1: Juan has a lot of hills, all right, So she says,
Speaker 1: it's hills. We're gonna be going up the hills. It
Speaker 1: was like like we didn't understand her, or like she
Speaker 1: was speaking in sign language and he was translating, and
Speaker 1: so so then she says, Then she says, I recommend
Speaker 1: for lunch you go to Barachilla or something like that.
Speaker 1: And she has a big circle with an ex on
Speaker 1: it on the map, and he goes, all right, So
Speaker 1: she's saying we should go to Barrachilla. The a there's
Speaker 1: an X on the map right there where she's pointing,
Speaker 1: And I go, the only reason why and I know
Speaker 1: it is the X where the treasure is scary. We
Speaker 1: understand no, no, no, no, where Fung was right. So
Speaker 1: everybody's like, we hear her, scary, we hear her. She's
Speaker 1: speaking perfect English. She's not, she's American. She was, she
Speaker 1: just has a slight accent. Wasn't the accent, it was
Speaker 1: the volume. The people in the back of the bus,
Speaker 1: we're not paying attention and they were talking. So I
Speaker 1: why did you look at spruce now when you said
Speaker 1: back at the bus, why did you do that? I
Speaker 1: did not do it. I did not Wait wait the
Speaker 1: people in the back of the bus, I did not
Speaker 1: do that. Now, wow, why Rosa parks. Let's let it,
Speaker 1: let's get onto So he translated everything. Alright, she says,
Speaker 1: so so so she says, you'll go there for lunch
Speaker 1: and then we'll meet back at the bus stop where
Speaker 1: we drop you off at. So she said, as we
Speaker 1: should meet back in the same place around everybody heard her.
Speaker 1: So here's where we got scammed. And this is one
Speaker 1: of those things that that we we've realized. Any time
Speaker 1: tour guide, somebody connected to a bus wants to give
Speaker 1: you a recommendation at the hotel, everybody the concierge, concierge,
Speaker 1: what what look, let's see if you can fill in
Speaker 1: the blanks. Okay. So I went on a trip of
Speaker 1: Western Caribbean cruise years ago and we stopped on an
Speaker 1: island and we took a car a tour. You get
Speaker 1: in there, we'll drive you down with the thirty bucks.
Speaker 1: When you get in the car, the guy says, you
Speaker 1: guys have lunch yet? No, you guys, you know we
Speaker 1: have to go. There's a place I like to go
Speaker 1: with my wife, a little seafood place. It's done by
Speaker 1: the water. It's fantastic. Oh will you take us there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we can stop there if you want. And then when
Speaker 1: you get there, the guy's like, hey, Maria, say hey
Speaker 1: doing whatever the well, yeah, how many guys got got three?
Speaker 1: And it's all other car service or limo drivers with
Speaker 1: their with their uh their what do they call it,
Speaker 1: their marks. They're all on the take the place they recommend. Hustler. No,
Speaker 1: it's it's a it's a kid. They have an agreement
Speaker 1: ahead of time, and they will give in you know,
Speaker 1: when no one's looking, because they have because because because
Speaker 1: you ask them for a reference. So they're gonna tell
Speaker 1: you the place that gives them a kickback. Right, So
Speaker 1: when you go there, they usually walk up to the
Speaker 1: host is right, they go to the hostess stand and
Speaker 1: they got and they mark it down and then you
Speaker 1: don't notice that unless you're looking for They probably make
Speaker 1: like five dollars on each person at least right, so
Speaker 1: you don't always get the best place. Like, hey, this
Speaker 1: guy knows the best place. We're not gonna go to
Speaker 1: the tourist place. Oh, yes you are. You're going to
Speaker 1: the place that isn't good enough. They have to pay
Speaker 1: people to bring you here. We brought twenty he came
Speaker 1: twenty strong. That she probably made a hundred bucks off
Speaker 1: of that, because meanwhile, Scary's yelping it. It's a gatting it,
Speaker 1: and he's like, and I'm like, he's a five star
Speaker 1: place off the block. Well that's the thing. I'm like.
Speaker 1: I mean it was a three point eight out of
Speaker 1: five stars, and I'm like, twot weight to the left,
Speaker 1: there's a four point six, and five ft to the
Speaker 1: right is a four point seven. Why are we not there?
Speaker 1: I mean, this lady has to know about those places.
Speaker 1: But instead we went to the place that was circled
Speaker 1: on the map that also was taking out advertising, which
Speaker 1: also is questionable because the woman on the bus goes
Speaker 1: to the hostess stand and she says, they'll have a
Speaker 1: table few guys in five minutes. First of all, that
Speaker 1: means they knew we were coming because they had a
Speaker 1: table for twenty. Second of all, then scary goes. She says,
Speaker 1: they'll have a table for us in five minutes. But
Speaker 1: all I could tell you is she was on the take.
Speaker 1: And the fact that it was the one that was
Speaker 1: advertised on the map. You don't go to those places
Speaker 1: because guess what they're advertising because they need help. Not
Speaker 1: on the map. Yeah, advertised on the radio, your quality establishment.
Speaker 1: But on the map that's like, you know whatever, But
Speaker 1: you know what, that's a good place. On the point
Speaker 1: was she circled it, and she didn't circle it in
Speaker 1: front of us. It was pre circled like this is
Speaker 1: the place I'm gonna send you to the circle. So
Speaker 1: so we know we didn't know any better. We knew it.
Speaker 1: We knew it was the kickback restaurant. So we tried
Speaker 1: telling our troop leader, the person from our company that
Speaker 1: was like, oh, we'll go there, it doesn't matter. We
Speaker 1: were like xnay, Hey, we couldn't say because the woman
Speaker 1: was there when Latin, Yeah, it was on the restaurant. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that K three stars thing. Fungo these mashed plantains or cassava.
Speaker 1: You know what I know the thing I know him
Speaker 1: a fungo is when um, oh fudge, when uh it's cooked. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it usually comes in a lump. It comes in a lump,
Speaker 1: it comes in it's I don't know if it's fried. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's cooked. It's fried. It's it's like mashed potatoes. And
Speaker 1: it's usually in a mold of some sort like so
Speaker 1: when when you falls off the spoon, it goes when
Speaker 1: Thompson goes. When Keenan Thompson on SNL does the impression
Speaker 1: of David Ortiz, he always talks about how he talks
Speaker 1: about my fungo. That's why I was like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: I know. It's a Puerto Rican food. Uh, Dominican food.
Speaker 1: It's Dominican Puerto Rican. They have different variations of it.
Speaker 1: But it's actually pretty good. It didn't look good. It
Speaker 1: looks like cat food. Mold. It looked like a mold
Speaker 1: of cat thing. It usually look good. Okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: It usually comes with other things. So you want my
Speaker 1: fungo is Spanish for that fund up on the plate.
Speaker 1: And here's my problem with it. Chickenfungo. Chickenfungo, s my fungo.
Speaker 1: It is a million variations. I thought it was an
Speaker 1: Italian curse back in the day. Here's the problem. But
Speaker 1: the problem is it comes with whatever. It's like the steak. Um,
Speaker 1: if I had to stake m a fungo, they gave
Speaker 1: me a little bit of steak and a drizzled and yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you speaking of getting fung going over again. This is
Speaker 1: not a generalization. It's only specific to this restaurant. Now,
Speaker 1: if this is the way Puerto Rican people prepare it,
Speaker 1: that's fine. But on the menu it said, um, camardones
Speaker 1: and guahillo. I think which which I shrimp and garlic sauce, right,
Speaker 1: if I'm saying that properly, and so shrimp and garlic
Speaker 1: sauce in a Spanish restaurant, right, it's excellent. It's excellent.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's okay, it's it's baby shrimp peeled right
Speaker 1: in uh in an oil like garlicy oil sauce which
Speaker 1: you can dip the bread and it's like an orange.
Speaker 1: It's fantastic. So when I saw them the menu, I
Speaker 1: ordered it. What I got was a plate a lettuce
Speaker 1: with four shrimp like uh, in a circle on the
Speaker 1: lettuce with the tails still on them. I am, I'm
Speaker 1: you know what I believe in. I believe in free speech.
Speaker 1: I believe that America is the greatest country in the world.
Speaker 1: And I believe when you serve shrimp, you take the
Speaker 1: tails off unless it's shrimp cocktail, especially if it's but
Speaker 1: if it's right, it was not Spanish shrimp and golics,
Speaker 1: So it's still a cocktail. If you take the tail off,
Speaker 1: it's just a I'm gonna take a I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: that a step further. Um, if I have a salad
Speaker 1: with olives, my black olives, the pits need to be
Speaker 1: removed ahead of Why did you look at spruce? Just that?
Speaker 1: And he was like you wanted credit? You were like,
Speaker 1: you was my olives? You looked at spruce, my black olives,
Speaker 1: because what is that the green ones are usually pitted.
Speaker 1: I don't understand why you had to look at spruce
Speaker 1: and you want to get credit for same black olives.
Speaker 1: You're a phrasist. You're a food racist. We talked about this.
Speaker 1: He's a phrasist. Oh, you're also you're Also, if you
Speaker 1: think about that figure, Dick, Hey, dick, same exact, same
Speaker 1: exact thing. It's in the food. I don't want to
Speaker 1: choke on it. You don't want You will choke on
Speaker 1: black tack. Don't want to choke on a pit Brad Pitt, Okay,
Speaker 1: the same thing. Okay, But here's the worst thing, the
Speaker 1: worst thing ever that I've had done to me with
Speaker 1: food like that Switzerland, I think, and I ordered pizza
Speaker 1: with clam sauce with clams on top. I know what
Speaker 1: we're going with this one. They served the clams in
Speaker 1: the shell on top of the pizza, okay, and it
Speaker 1: wasn't like they were sitting. They cheese over it. So
Speaker 1: I had to take cheese on the shell. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: shell was in the child, so I had to take
Speaker 1: the cheesy shell. Problem with the Swiss off the pizza. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but then neutral and I had to take the clam out.
Speaker 1: It's weird and I had to take thank you, I
Speaker 1: had to take the I take the clam out, then
Speaker 1: toss it back onto the pizza, and then take the
Speaker 1: cheese and try to fill in the holes the cheese.
Speaker 1: You have to do a lot of work. Don't serve
Speaker 1: me food that has to be prepped in the food right,
Speaker 1: don't say don't. I don't want a hot boiled egg
Speaker 1: in my Cops salad with the shell still on that's
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on. Who the hell has
Speaker 1: ever served you in Massachusetts with the shell on the
Speaker 1: edge Massachusetts? Well, my wife wanted the Cops salad and
Speaker 1: the hot ball that had the shell on it. That's
Speaker 1: what I said. I've never seen that. Yeah. I do
Speaker 1: think though that with the clams, they're trying to show
Speaker 1: you that this came from a real clam, and we
Speaker 1: spent the money on real clams, and it's not the
Speaker 1: ship from the can. So they're saying, hey, look at us,
Speaker 1: we're gonna were you want. We're gonna throw the fucking
Speaker 1: full clam on your on your linguini, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: cheese it over and butter and garlic. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: That's why they're doing that. Now, I don't agree with it.
Speaker 1: I'm with Brodie, but that's an articulate and intelligent argument.
Speaker 1: Scary Yeah, okay, yeah, you pitted olives. Pitted olives in
Speaker 1: the sound. I'm just saying, you looked at me when
Speaker 1: you said black problem I'm just saying, every time you
Speaker 1: mentioned color stuff, you kind of look at me and
Speaker 1: give me a smile. If he gets it's not colored stuff,
Speaker 1: it's African America. If he gets shrimp kids taken out
Speaker 1: of the shrimp, I get to have the olive. But
Speaker 1: if there was a shrimp here in the room, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't look right at it because that would be that
Speaker 1: would be fish racist. I woul they're not fish. I
Speaker 1: understand the crustaceans. But you look your figot. You did
Speaker 1: it prost. Tell him you embrace it. Hold it all right.
Speaker 1: So look, we did a public service with the kick
Speaker 1: but don't go to the kickback. Don't go to kickback places.
Speaker 1: Where are you going? You're leaving? Are you giving me
Speaker 1: a hug? Man? Thank you so much? You're awesome. I
Speaker 1: love you. I love you too, scary, I gotta go.
Speaker 1: You guys are beaut You can't smell so great? Are
Speaker 1: you wearing scent? Bird? No? That Birds a company you
Speaker 1: don't like. I don't like wearing cologne and stuff, So
Speaker 1: I were like, what are you wearing? He wears oils.
Speaker 1: He smells like he's at the beach all the time,
Speaker 1: like he was coconut oil, and he was he was
Speaker 1: oils and then on the weekend he likes to pleasure himself,
Speaker 1: then he was oil of Oh oh there you go.
Speaker 1: All right. Yeah, by the way, you have to go
Speaker 1: to the land calm counter and call it land come.
Speaker 1: They hate that, they do. I used to do that
Speaker 1: when I was a kid. I used to go to go, hey,
Speaker 1: you put this land calm on your face. It's land
Speaker 1: calm whatever. That's like. When I fly aer Lingus Airlines,
Speaker 1: one big joke the whole time. It's like air Lingus. Um,
Speaker 1: you know what else we brought on our trip or
Speaker 1: what I what I was. I was actually showing off
Speaker 1: in the airport. Yeah, I had to show off the
Speaker 1: Gravity to Go. I actually put this on the Brooklyn boys.
Speaker 1: I saw that you had it in a little travel
Speaker 1: bag on your shoulder. So the the Gravity to Go
Speaker 1: it's ten ten. I was just looking up the stats
Speaker 1: on it. It's ten pounds. This is a blanket that's
Speaker 1: changed the way a lot of people sleep. Um, and
Speaker 1: they travel. Yeah, I mean the regular gravity blanket has
Speaker 1: changed the way people sleep. Yeah. This one comes with it.
Speaker 1: It comes with a carrying case, special carrying case that
Speaker 1: I had over my shoulders. So it's a special travel
Speaker 1: case carried at home in mind, I know, right, and
Speaker 1: it's premium grade. It's therapeutic. I don't know if you've
Speaker 1: realized this, but these, you know, gravity blankets from gravity
Speaker 1: blankets dot Com have been known to help people with
Speaker 1: us sleep better, cool their anxiety there, you know, get
Speaker 1: you know, get rid of all types of issues that
Speaker 1: they might be having. And now with gravity on the Go, um,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's perfect for right taking it with you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like the people that bring like peacocks and squirrels
Speaker 1: on planes as comfort animals. Now you can just bring
Speaker 1: you a gravity blanket. You want to get people off,
Speaker 1: we do. Yeah, So if you go to gravity blankets
Speaker 1: dot Com, use the code word Brooklyn, the Gravity on
Speaker 1: the Go blanket specifically you'll get if you order that
Speaker 1: one and put that in your shopping cart, you'll get
Speaker 1: off for your our slices. And you might as well
Speaker 1: get the new cooling blanket now because it's the summertime
Speaker 1: and you can use the cooling blanket. It'll still make
Speaker 1: you feel swaddled and comfortable and and and uh. But
Speaker 1: it's it's got special fabrics that draw away the moisture
Speaker 1: from your body and this way you won't be as hot.
Speaker 1: So that's a good thing. So fifteen pounds, twenty pounds
Speaker 1: pounds on the cooling blankets. And of course the gravity
Speaker 1: on the go is that ten pound blanket. Go to
Speaker 1: gravity blankets dot com and make sure you use the keyword. Brooklyn, Well,
Speaker 1: why wouldn't you? Did you even finish your unused jokes
Speaker 1: the last segment I did? Now, this isn't a joke
Speaker 1: as much as an observation. It can I can I
Speaker 1: grab my police you real quick? Dude, you're gonna anyway?
Speaker 1: So what the hell I feel like? Because you're the
Speaker 1: guy hitting the jingles today, I don't get the jingle? Ok.
Speaker 1: So yeah, come on, man, you want a Grammar police myself? Nope,
Speaker 1: MC gram please you? Someone removed it from what button bar? No,
Speaker 1: actually it's there, gram Pololice, police, police, police, So grammar
Speaker 1: police before I get to you. On today's Elvistraight Morning
Speaker 1: Show phone Tap, Greg t was correcting a guy who
Speaker 1: said a t M machine and pin number. Yeah, he said,
Speaker 1: he corrected him properly, and Gregg he said, it's a
Speaker 1: t M and it's pinned right, people texted in and
Speaker 1: said he stole off from the Brooklyn Boys. He's obviously
Speaker 1: been listening. Oh he listens. Jersey Kid listens. So when
Speaker 1: we were in Puerto Rico, remember he was trying to
Speaker 1: get on stage with us, like we should go up
Speaker 1: on stage of the brook And Boys and Jersey Kid.
Speaker 1: And I said, I have a better idea. What do
Speaker 1: you think about the celebrity buzz with Garrett and the
Speaker 1: Jersey Kid. I think that is a better ring to it.
Speaker 1: I like celebrity buzz in New Jersey or twenties. Something's
Speaker 1: doing nothing in the Jersey Kid. Uh Tales over Cocktails
Speaker 1: and the Jersey Kid or Scotty B has a new
Speaker 1: a new podcast with Andrew Best and serial Killers, which
Speaker 1: I'm writing the jingles for this week. J serial Killers.
Speaker 1: They have eight episodes already, serial Killers excellent. They review
Speaker 1: old and classic and new cereals. Okay, so what does
Speaker 1: it have to do with So during the live broadcast,
Speaker 1: Greg t went to your hotel room and put on
Speaker 1: all your clothing Allah Chandler from Friends and jumped into
Speaker 1: the well allow Chandler's clothes. I meant, right, Joey put
Speaker 1: on and you know could you what is it? Could
Speaker 1: you be wearing any more clothing? Right? Okay? So at
Speaker 1: some point Greg T was talking about Grady was and
Speaker 1: you yelled out. He calls himself to self appointed hype man,
Speaker 1: which is redundant because if he calls himself, then self
Speaker 1: appointed is redundant. It's like saying, oh, I wrote my autobiography.
Speaker 1: Of course you did. I'm just saying you said. Greg
Speaker 1: T calls himself save that note. I didn't want to forget.
Speaker 1: He carried it over here during the show. I didn't
Speaker 1: have time to voice texted to my phone. I was
Speaker 1: surprised it made it back to New York. Yeah it
Speaker 1: did it? Did it? Did? Um? I also wanted to
Speaker 1: mention about why everyone should have a sober friend. Uh,
Speaker 1: and then I wanted to talk about, uh diet coke
Speaker 1: no ice? Which would you rather me touch on? Real
Speaker 1: quick diet coke no ice? Of course? Okay? So uh
Speaker 1: I our listener at M E J I A C
Speaker 1: A T h E Mahia Kathy or Cath. I believe
Speaker 1: his name is Phil. He wanted me to settle a bet.
Speaker 1: He's having a fight with another slice who have slices
Speaker 1: are fighting? Why? Okay? How are they in touch with
Speaker 1: each other? That secret friends with each other? Now they're
Speaker 1: friends with each other. Oh, I'll get to the secret thing.
Speaker 1: Because I had a little problem with our secret fan
Speaker 1: page this week's Yeah, but I had a problem with it.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what that is, all right. So Phil
Speaker 1: says Brody likes diet coke no ice, and the person
Speaker 1: wrote back, it's pepsi, and yet yes, diet, and so
Speaker 1: then Phil wrote, no, it's coke. He always says it's
Speaker 1: one word, diet, coke no ice, and she said or
Speaker 1: the other person says, no, it's PEPSI want to bet,
Speaker 1: And then Phil says, um, sure, loser buys and panadas
Speaker 1: when we get back. So this must have been maybe
Speaker 1: they were both in Puerto Rico, where they were. That's
Speaker 1: what it sounds like the PA. Now, first of all,
Speaker 1: shout out to both of you that you're arguing over
Speaker 1: the dopey way. I own a my soda, die coc noise.
Speaker 1: It is one word now to settle bette. And because
Speaker 1: it's grammar police all tied in, it's all full circle.
Speaker 1: The person who wrote he likes pepsi spelled it non
Speaker 1: capitalized lowercase p E p s y. How up. Now
Speaker 1: it's the second largest soda brand in the world. Now
Speaker 1: you've been seeing your entire life. Now I'm not. I look,
Speaker 1: it could have been order correct, maybe if they had
Speaker 1: a cat named Pepsi, but it still should have had
Speaker 1: a capital P, so, I wrote back, hilarious fight. Truthfully,
Speaker 1: can you trust anyone who spells pepsi as pepsi with
Speaker 1: it the way I spelled it so that they I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't, I can't give them credit. So it is
Speaker 1: diet coke, no ice. However, I do drink as much
Speaker 1: diet pepsi. It's just most most places, a larger percentage
Speaker 1: of places have diet coke. So I usually order a
Speaker 1: diet coke first, which is marketing. And I'm sure the
Speaker 1: coke people at the coke company are very happy that
Speaker 1: I say, die coke. You know, in a South scary
Speaker 1: and I don't get this at all. When they want
Speaker 1: a soda they order a coke. Yeah, especially in Atlanta,
Speaker 1: the home of Coca Cola. Yeah. But but the thing is,
Speaker 1: Coca Cola was so big it was it was all encompassing.
Speaker 1: It was the first soda to appear there that really
Speaker 1: made it more. Remember I'm going back the Scots tape like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I have no problem with Dad. I have a problem
Speaker 1: with it because coke coke. But but a coke is
Speaker 1: a flavor. So now, now, back years ago when I
Speaker 1: managed restaurants before, Coke had coke, vanilla, coke, cherry, coke, orange,
Speaker 1: all those flavors. Right, it was just coke, right, Coked
Speaker 1: I coke. So I remember a guy came into my
Speaker 1: restaurant at the register because it was a counter restaurant,
Speaker 1: fast food, and he said, um, I want to get
Speaker 1: give me a roast beef with cheese, fries with cheese.
Speaker 1: And he goes uh. He says, I, I want to coke.
Speaker 1: What flavor coke do you have? So I said coke
Speaker 1: because they have spriteer orange. Yeah, we have orange, we
Speaker 1: have sprite He's like, yeah, give me us an orange coke. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well that's what I realized. Coke is a flavor. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's a brand, but it's not. But you can brand
Speaker 1: and it's a and it's and it's a flavor. It's
Speaker 1: specific to that. But if I say Scotch carbonated beverage
Speaker 1: that we all know. But if I say Scotch tape. Obviously,
Speaker 1: I don't have to have tape from Scotch. Right, So indeed,
Speaker 1: and this guy didn't want necessarily a Coca cola. It
Speaker 1: could have been but if you or but but he's
Speaker 1: the thing. If I order, if I say, give me
Speaker 1: Scotch tape or aluminum foil, right, what Scotch tape was
Speaker 1: not a luminous Give me Scotch tape. Any brand of
Speaker 1: Scotch tape you give me, It's probably gonna be okay.
Speaker 1: If you give me something like if I order to
Speaker 1: ask you for a band aid and you give me
Speaker 1: a bandage instead of a band aid, I'm gonna be fine.
Speaker 1: But if you order a coke and you want orange soda,
Speaker 1: it's not gonna be okay. And they're not interchangeable. You
Speaker 1: have to order a specific flavor. That's the difference. It's
Speaker 1: like going give me an ice cream. You don't want
Speaker 1: an ice cream, you want vanilla. You want a flavor.
Speaker 1: We want a different company, right you. It's it's completely different.
Speaker 1: So when you say order a coke and then you
Speaker 1: go give me a coke making a sprite, it makes
Speaker 1: the fucking sense. It doesn't. Second of all, but how
Speaker 1: does this guy get around when he's down, you know,
Speaker 1: down in the south. What does he do. I guess
Speaker 1: he says, give me a sprite coke, or give me
Speaker 1: a give me an orange coke. Yeah, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have a coke with art. But if you
Speaker 1: want a soda and I know that other places in
Speaker 1: the country call it pop, I know that, or a bubbler,
Speaker 1: I know that. But specifically, if you want bubbler is
Speaker 1: a water fountain, Yeah, bubbles war found right right, right, right,
Speaker 1: you're right, you're right, right right. So if it's you
Speaker 1: call it pop pop same, it's the same problem. If
Speaker 1: you want to pop and you go give me a coke,
Speaker 1: you're getting a coke. It's a company and a brand name. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So were you and I were in a restaurant, uh
Speaker 1: in Puerto Rico and a girl said, the girl ordered,
Speaker 1: give me a coke and a Pepsi. Dude, nowhere where
Speaker 1: do they have both ever? Because unless they buy their
Speaker 1: own cans of soda, their own bottles, the competing brands. Right,
Speaker 1: if if Coke puts soda towers in your restaurant, you're
Speaker 1: getting Coke getting products. Pepsi's not putting a soda tower
Speaker 1: in because that's part of the deal. They install the equipment,
Speaker 1: so you'll promise to use their proclusivity. Right, No, you
Speaker 1: can't go into a restaurant. Go give me one pepsi,
Speaker 1: one coke, give me a seven up and sprite. This
Speaker 1: isn't a grocery store. Oh I do have a pet
Speaker 1: peeve though? Can I give you a die Coke pet?
Speaker 1: You want to go first? You have something, not a
Speaker 1: couple of emails? Uh, read the emails and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: talk to you about the problem. How with die Coke
Speaker 1: on the flight ahead? That sounds like it's time Welcome.
Speaker 1: You've got mail? You can always email us at the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. Thank you to
Speaker 1: the people on Twitter who when someone asked on Twitter,
Speaker 1: what's the Brooklyn Boys email, seven people said the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. Uh. First of all, guys,
Speaker 1: slice for life here since the rapping Board episode, listening
Speaker 1: to this week's podcast than eighty four and wanted to
Speaker 1: try to clear confusion on where the tip goes. I'm
Speaker 1: a first I'm in the vagina in the high I
Speaker 1: am a server. So firstly, you are correct in that
Speaker 1: they should hand off the table. My waiter left in
Speaker 1: the middle of the meal, didn't say goodbye, and the
Speaker 1: other guy came up and started talking and didn't say
Speaker 1: that word about that he was taken off. Um, they
Speaker 1: should have handed off the table. I've I've taken tables
Speaker 1: for people before for a number of reasons and have
Speaker 1: always explained to the table what was going on. Secondly,
Speaker 1: the tip, at least in the system in Darden Restaurants,
Speaker 1: which owns a lot of brands that we know that
Speaker 1: you might frequent. When someone takes a table, the ticket
Speaker 1: is then transferred to the server who took it right,
Speaker 1: So if Server A how to leave and Server B
Speaker 1: has to take their table, server A tells the manager
Speaker 1: and the manager puts the ticket under Server B. So
Speaker 1: the person that finishes is the person that gets the tip.
Speaker 1: So everything goes to server B. If you tip, it
Speaker 1: all goes to them, nothing to server A. That's why
Speaker 1: it's not very common, since you've got to make that money,
Speaker 1: but it does happen every now and then. I love
Speaker 1: you guys. Funk that snowflake in the last episode that's
Speaker 1: not listening because it's scary and hashtag a slice for
Speaker 1: a night and fuck you. So, if you think about it, Brodie,
Speaker 1: you didn't want the tip to go to server because
Speaker 1: he fucked you, right, I wanted less of a tip
Speaker 1: to go to him because I thought he was okay. Well,
Speaker 1: and then this person is saying that Server B takes
Speaker 1: over the table and the tip, therefore you should not
Speaker 1: have faulted Server B. Okay, alright, No, My problem with
Speaker 1: Server B is he didn't come over and say take
Speaker 1: it over anything you need let me know. Uh. Eer
Speaker 1: I arias road scary and brody on this one. What's up? Boys?
Speaker 1: Straight to the point. Episode eighty three was a rough
Speaker 1: listen for some of us listeners, no way around it. However,
Speaker 1: with you Scary, I don't think that you should apologize.
Speaker 1: What was eight three was where I was talking about
Speaker 1: Greg T's daughters. Oh so uh, and this person is
Speaker 1: referencing the listener who said she's gonna stop listening because
Speaker 1: of my comment. I was making faces and every I
Speaker 1: don't think you guys should apologize. I was making faces
Speaker 1: every time something that would be considered offensive was said. Um,
Speaker 1: I have a ten month old daughter, and I get
Speaker 1: where they're coming from. Yeah, I get it. If you're
Speaker 1: a truly a slice, though. You listen to the episode
Speaker 1: and the comment would be like scarier crazy, you don't
Speaker 1: like and move on, exactly as it said in the email.
Speaker 1: I personally don't get offended by anything. Keep it coming, guys,
Speaker 1: That's why I listen. Let's fucking start a blizzard in July. Wow, Brodie,
Speaker 1: I see you there with your diet coke no ice.
Speaker 1: Love you guys, best podcast ever. Hashtag Scary and Brodie,
Speaker 1: Brent her vet ch chit chitch right, Dear Brody and
Speaker 1: Scary Iam Brody, both of us. Sorry Scary. I had
Speaker 1: to put Brodie first since he's the grammar police. Began
Speaker 1: listening to your podcast recently, started at the end, and
Speaker 1: now I'm working my way from zero to current. Goody,
Speaker 1: you're welcome. I found myself binging your show over the
Speaker 1: over when I'm finished with uh wow, they listen. Let's
Speaker 1: put it this way, they're enjoying the show. Um, can't
Speaker 1: skip that paragraph, Brodie. I love your aunts. They make
Speaker 1: my day and my daughter is hysterical laughing hearing me
Speaker 1: flip over stupid people and situations. I feel like we
Speaker 1: have similar expectations of proper business etiquette, and I begun
Speaker 1: to begun to embrace more so now than before. That
Speaker 1: even is not even. I was reading the comments section
Speaker 1: from an article tonight about a recent law that was
Speaker 1: pasted in Alabama. Oh boy, uh, this grammatical error flew
Speaker 1: right out of the water. Had to share. I hope
Speaker 1: this gets to air. Love listening to you guys. What
Speaker 1: was the grammatical this is what? Al right? I could
Speaker 1: do it out right out of the water. And someone
Speaker 1: wrote on a thread to the Alabama law, what a
Speaker 1: waste of tax money? W A I s t it
Speaker 1: will be challenged and defeated without US or US constitutional
Speaker 1: amendment US wasting? What is an US constitution? My guy?
Speaker 1: This person? Alright, consider the source? There you go, So Brent, Brent,
Speaker 1: he's putting out grammar police on comment threads. You can't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well anyway, and what do you mean by consider the source? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just the people that wrote on the comments comments.
Speaker 1: Anyone who want to make sure you didn't mean Brent? No,
Speaker 1: not Brent quite? Okay, all right? I told you about
Speaker 1: Maria last week. Who's restarted? Can I yeah? Jump in
Speaker 1: with one? God? This was during the show was yesterday.
Speaker 1: Greg t was grilling to get ready for Memorial Day.
Speaker 1: We had a party here, guys say, thanks to our
Speaker 1: friends at uh well, you heard the show Party six,
Speaker 1: the whole thing. So they wanted us to grill. So
Speaker 1: Greg t was grilling and he was making hot dogs.
Speaker 1: I can't tell you how many people texted and saying
Speaker 1: it better be Feltman's hot dogs hashtag browning scary Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys slices. So, although Feltman's is not currently advertising, thank
Speaker 1: you to all the slices that texted in and remembered
Speaker 1: how much we love advertising advertising works, how much we
Speaker 1: love Feltman's hot Dogs. Now I want to we have
Speaker 1: a we have a complaint. Do you want your complaint?
Speaker 1: We don't have to do We don't have to do
Speaker 1: a complaint. Keep positive today, all right now, Cheryl Edgerton
Speaker 1: is it's all upset, Get me upset now from Charlottesville, Virginia. Ahead,
Speaker 1: she says she loves the podcast. Here comes the ship
Speaker 1: Sandwich by the way, because she starts by saying, let
Speaker 1: me start by saying, how much I love your podcast,
Speaker 1: so much fun to listen to you. Yeah, okay, we're
Speaker 1: gonna go right to the part where she starts bitching.
Speaker 1: But now, wait a minute, does she say anything like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, really get upset. I have a great
Speaker 1: sense of humor, but she's just upset. She doesn't like
Speaker 1: where we're going. She says she listened to number eighty
Speaker 1: four of our our podcast and says that the last
Speaker 1: several episodes don't have the same feel. It seems you
Speaker 1: are moving away from the format you have established. You
Speaker 1: seem rushed because you have visitors stopping by and not
Speaker 1: getting to what makes your podcast so wonderful. You don't
Speaker 1: have the time to get to rants or read intern
Speaker 1: letters or email. Also, you're not able to read your
Speaker 1: emails okay, reading an email right now, or talk about
Speaker 1: your free ship. But oh, you know, we do. We
Speaker 1: just haven't gotten any free ship for us. Cheryl, send
Speaker 1: us a free ship? What were gonna talking about it? Right? Uh?
Speaker 1: Having these other DJs stopping in has lost the feel
Speaker 1: of the two of you, the two of you ranting
Speaker 1: and bantering back and forth. These distractions feel like you
Speaker 1: don't have anything to discuss, discuss, But yet during the
Speaker 1: last fifteen minutes you're always rushing to get in when
Speaker 1: you originally had on the agenda. Even in episode eighty four,
Speaker 1: Scary begins to discuss emails, but it was too soon
Speaker 1: and then ran out of time and I never read emails. Well,
Speaker 1: I made him up. I read a couple today. I
Speaker 1: love listening to the two of you. All Right, It's
Speaker 1: just not the same when you have others come in
Speaker 1: and chat. I understand that it just doesn't feel like
Speaker 1: your podcast and you're going off on too many rabbit trails.
Speaker 1: Keep doing what you do because it's great, and just
Speaker 1: let those other people keep on walking by your studio.
Speaker 1: I like her without inviting them in. Peace out, and
Speaker 1: I'll always be a hashtag Slice. Now, first of all,
Speaker 1: this did not come from I mean she just by
Speaker 1: the way way I was joking it earlier, I was
Speaker 1: I'm not a man. I read it is because she
Speaker 1: is a Slice, unlike that woman last week. Here's what
Speaker 1: Cheryl right is her name? Cheryl Clady is going down
Speaker 1: the can Abe trail, oh big time. Here's what I
Speaker 1: say about Cheryl. First of all, love that your Slice
Speaker 1: for life and your feedback, your feedback and your input
Speaker 1: is very important to us. That being said, and I'm
Speaker 1: sure they give it to us in our secret fan page.
Speaker 1: Eighty four episodes we have over the course of eighty
Speaker 1: four episodes tweaked the show a little bit. We've had
Speaker 1: guests all the time pop in and a lot of
Speaker 1: times it's hilarious radio, like when Spruce was in here earlier. Um,
Speaker 1: I will love having Spruce come through here. I will
Speaker 1: tell you that episode eighty three was all over the place.
Speaker 1: There were way we had wait way too many people
Speaker 1: because people kept coming in and like, oh, I have
Speaker 1: an idea, right, And so we had twenty something's podcast,
Speaker 1: we had a Jersey kid, we had just Spruce was here.
Speaker 1: A lot of people. So you're absolutely right. We will
Speaker 1: try to minimize how many people we have, but from
Speaker 1: time to time we're gonna have occasionally people come in
Speaker 1: if we have to work them into the conversation. But
Speaker 1: your feedback is is warranted and we appreciate it. And
Speaker 1: you know what it's like when people text in the
Speaker 1: ELP Strand Morning Show and they say, I wish you
Speaker 1: guys would won't play less music. You know that's a compliment.
Speaker 1: That's not a complaint. And I think what Cheryl is
Speaker 1: saying is she likes who we are and doesn't want
Speaker 1: us to change now, So that's a that's a great email.
Speaker 1: And I appreciate. Now. On one last thing before we
Speaker 1: start wrapping up, um, the Elvis Duran group. Somebody sent
Speaker 1: me a tweet, right, and they said, look, somebody got
Speaker 1: the answer wrong because they asked a question to prove
Speaker 1: that you're a fan to get into the Elvis Duran
Speaker 1: UH fan page. What was the question? What was It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. I don't want to I don't want to
Speaker 1: delve into it. The point was I found the response
Speaker 1: the answer was slightly hurtful to me. Now, other people
Speaker 1: might not find it hurtful. Whatever. I said, Hey, I'm
Speaker 1: not really a fan of that. I'm not really sure
Speaker 1: why you're showing this to me. It's like if somebody
Speaker 1: spray painted you're an asshole in the bathroom, and you go, hey,
Speaker 1: come look at the bathroom. Somebody spray painted you're an
Speaker 1: asshole in the bathroom. Right. So I was like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I get where you're coming from, but I
Speaker 1: might take it the wrong way, not really show why
Speaker 1: you showed it to me. You know, that's not really
Speaker 1: my thing. So somebody tweeted me and said, while we
Speaker 1: were really excited to see your your response to this
Speaker 1: kind of disappointing. Like I let him down or hard
Speaker 1: down that I didn't go ha, So I said, well,
Speaker 1: you know what, I gotta be honest, I sort of
Speaker 1: took it the wrong way. I didn't really like the
Speaker 1: my name being used in that context. It's just me
Speaker 1: just that that kind of sat would be the wrong way.
Speaker 1: And there's more to the story than they know, but
Speaker 1: they don't have to know why I was bothered by.
Speaker 1: And I was like, you know what, not a fan.
Speaker 1: So then I got people going. So then next person
Speaker 1: writes back and goes, oh, it's lighting up. Stop being
Speaker 1: a snowflake. Hit the jingle right now? Had they just
Speaker 1: said hit the jingle? And I'm like, oh, they're being funny,
Speaker 1: but they were like lighting up right, And then like
Speaker 1: be like, listen to your own medicine, right, I normally do.
Speaker 1: But even if you make fun of snowflakes, you can
Speaker 1: still be bothered by something that maybe someone else thought
Speaker 1: was funny. And you go, you know, I don't really
Speaker 1: I don't find that funny. And I'm on sure as
Speaker 1: to why you think I would think that was funny, right,
Speaker 1: So that's fine with it, But then like more people like,
Speaker 1: I don't understand what you like. So I told anybody,
Speaker 1: let's move on with it. I love you guys, but
Speaker 1: that particularly thing I kind of was like, yeah, not
Speaker 1: really a great thing, right you want to you want
Speaker 1: to say to me, Hey, somebody confused you with uh,
Speaker 1: with uh George Clooney. I go, all right, George cloone
Speaker 1: is great, right, confuse me with someone that's attractive and
Speaker 1: famous and talented. I'm using as an analogy. Anyway, that's
Speaker 1: out of the way. I mentioned I had a problem
Speaker 1: with soda, and it is the last thing I want
Speaker 1: to mention in this episode. It's a quickie. When I
Speaker 1: was flying down to Puerto Rico on Delta Airlines, Okay,
Speaker 1: when you fly in international flight, sometimes the food products
Speaker 1: come from America, and I know Puerto Rico's America. I'm
Speaker 1: not saying it's a commonwealth of the understand stand that,
Speaker 1: but it's a commonwealth. And sometimes times in the Caribbean
Speaker 1: or other countries, even though porticoes on another country, the
Speaker 1: tastes are different. You like things that are different, right,
Speaker 1: because they're made with different ingredients. That's correct, Like in
Speaker 1: Mexico Mexican coke. You're gonna ruin my story, man, all right,
Speaker 1: keep going, Okay, so I asked, the guy has done
Speaker 1: this on a previous episode. So I asked him for
Speaker 1: a diet coke, and I get a coke light. I
Speaker 1: asked for sprite zero. They didn't have it. They go, I,
Speaker 1: could you have diet coke, not pepsi with So he says, yes,
Speaker 1: we do, and he hands me a can with a
Speaker 1: napkin around it because I didn't want the cup of ice.
Speaker 1: And I get the can and he and he rolls
Speaker 1: down the aisle and uh, it's a coke light. Now,
Speaker 1: coke light is not the same thing. It's made with saccarin,
Speaker 1: not neutral sweet, and it tastes or aspertainke. It tastes
Speaker 1: more like a tab or an old school like a
Speaker 1: real coke, but not that great because right, I don't
Speaker 1: like coke light. I don't like pepsi light. When I
Speaker 1: go to Europe, I can't stand it. Okay, So on
Speaker 1: the way back, I'm like, ah, I'm gonna be smart
Speaker 1: with this one. So on the way back now, flying
Speaker 1: from Puerto Rico back to New York, New Jersey, I said,
Speaker 1: can I get a diet coke? Yes? I said no,
Speaker 1: I said, is it a coke light or a diet
Speaker 1: coke and the guy gets an attitude with me, goes,
Speaker 1: it's diet coke. I said it was diet coke, so
Speaker 1: I said, okay. But on the way down to Puerto
Speaker 1: Rico asked for die coke and I got a coke light,
Speaker 1: so it's a fair question. It is a fair question.
Speaker 1: But he didn't know that you got a coke light
Speaker 1: on the way down. But he's never been on a
Speaker 1: flight when a head coke light. Every other way they
Speaker 1: restarted the plane and they put coke light on. No,
Speaker 1: he gave me that funk face. He gave me fu face,
Speaker 1: like you idiot. I know the difference in the coke
Speaker 1: and die coke and a coke light. You ask whole
Speaker 1: Did I say it was a diet coke or coke light?
Speaker 1: I said it was a diet coke. You were anticipating
Speaker 1: a problem based on experience from three days earlier, So
Speaker 1: train your staff better. Delta Airlines that if someone asked
Speaker 1: for a diet coke, you should say is coke light okay?
Speaker 1: Because it's not the same drink. Don't try to bait
Speaker 1: and switch me. And don't I know that there are
Speaker 1: Puerto Ricans flying back to Puerto rico. But have both
Speaker 1: on the plane, right, don't have one or the other.
Speaker 1: That's like having coke and PEPSI. No, it's not because
Speaker 1: those are different companies. But fuck, it's the same company.
Speaker 1: It's just like having sprite and coke. It's two different flavors.
Speaker 1: You're half and half on it, but don't it's diet code, dude.
Speaker 1: The plane can't carry all that stuff. Half and half
Speaker 1: is the same way plane you're talking about. It doesn't
Speaker 1: wait more. You tell me Saccarin Wiste more than Asperta.
Speaker 1: You can't have both brands. It's not a brand, it's
Speaker 1: a flavor. Isn't a store? Is the brand on a
Speaker 1: goddamn plane. Have you ever seen the fucking size of
Speaker 1: those little carts? How the fund are they gonna accommodate
Speaker 1: a coke line to diet coke. It's one or the other.
Speaker 1: If you have half and half, and to say about
Speaker 1: of space, asshole, you're wrong, You're wrong. Fuck you. You
Speaker 1: get one flavor, you get a coke, you get a
Speaker 1: diet you know, gette with fro the South. I would
Speaker 1: have just ordered a cooke. You would have given me anything.
Speaker 1: It would have been getting an orange. You're not getting
Speaker 1: a grapey, getting fucking ginger rail, a seltzer water, a
Speaker 1: coke and getting an apple juice and a milk. Okay,
Speaker 1: cart is small, it's spin. But if I ordered arnge soda,
Speaker 1: I don't want a grape sola. Oh my god, you're
Speaker 1: such a douche. You don't you expect a fucking flight
Speaker 1: to carry both. I just want honesty. And you know what,
Speaker 1: some places of coke zero and diet coke because they're
Speaker 1: not the same thing. I get that, that was my
Speaker 1: problem in the restaurant. But I want to diet coke,
Speaker 1: and that way to a coke Zero's not a grocery store.
Speaker 1: You get it. You want to press, give me honesty.
Speaker 1: Just want they want to fill you. You either want
Speaker 1: the product with the sugar or you want the product
Speaker 1: with the chemical. Order a chicken sandwich and they give
Speaker 1: me pigeon. I'm gonna be pissed, so would you. They
Speaker 1: gave me the pigeon of soda. Coke is the pigeon
Speaker 1: of soda. It's terrible. You want you want diet, and
Speaker 1: you want a diet. Here's your diet. I want to
Speaker 1: diet coke. Don't give me coke light don't piss in
Speaker 1: my boots and tell me it's raining. Most people will
Speaker 1: order the diet version of a drink because they don't
Speaker 1: want to shut The name is diet coke. I get.
Speaker 1: That's a name of a problem. There's only one slot
Speaker 1: for a diet situation. You can put one behind the
Speaker 1: other and alternate them, or just be honest with me.
Speaker 1: You're caught up in the size of the plane. I'm
Speaker 1: saying if I order a diet coke and you only
Speaker 1: have coke lines, just say to me, getting your off topic,
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about the size. I'm saying, if I
Speaker 1: order a diet coke, say to me, sir, is it okay?
Speaker 1: If you have a diet coke light, is it okay?
Speaker 1: And I would have said no, I don't want to
Speaker 1: coke light, just okay, But you were suggesting. I said,
Speaker 1: maybe they should have both, because if you're Puerto Rican
Speaker 1: Puerto Rico native, you might with that part, because you
Speaker 1: really don't need both on the flight. It's one of
Speaker 1: the other. They clearly have both when they stuck up
Speaker 1: in New Jersey to put in diet coke on the plane.
Speaker 1: Are you telling me that they used every last diet coke.
Speaker 1: When they landed in Puerto Rico, they were out completely
Speaker 1: of diet coke, right, there was zero, not coke zero,
Speaker 1: coke zero, and they had to get coke. Like by
Speaker 1: that logic, maybe they should order that. They should have
Speaker 1: vanilla coke on the plane and cherry coke on those
Speaker 1: alternate flavors. I just want you to tell me I
Speaker 1: don't want my asking for both. I'm saying they could
Speaker 1: have both, keep them in the same slot, alternate. But
Speaker 1: if you don't not both, just be honest, That's all
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Be honest. Is is coke light? Okay? Because
Speaker 1: they don't know there's a difference. Maybe that's the problem. Okay.
Speaker 1: And if they would have said to you, is coke
Speaker 1: light okay? What would you have said? No? What would
Speaker 1: you have ordered in its place? Or tomato juice or
Speaker 1: saw anything. I just don't like coke light. So I
Speaker 1: sat there with the can. And because it's a can,
Speaker 1: you have to keep the trade down because you can't
Speaker 1: put it in the little pot it behind the seat, right,
Speaker 1: So I had to drink a third of it. Someone's
Speaker 1: gonna slowly. I had to drink that. I'll just get
Speaker 1: louder I had to drink a third of it so
Speaker 1: it wouldn't spill. And you know what, you don't get
Speaker 1: to take advantage of me. Why because I'm from Brooklyn.
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