Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central. Wow. If was the year
Speaker 1: of being cooped up alone, then one was the year
Speaker 1: of blossoming romance. And not just for boring average people.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about celebrities, the people I stop on the
Speaker 1: Internet and sometimes in real life. But not all celebrity
Speaker 1: pairs are created equal. So let's count down the best
Speaker 1: of the year in DASI l X Power Couple Countdown.
Speaker 1: Coming in at number five is number two point oh,
Speaker 1: specifically Benefit two point oh. Ben Affleck has reportedly rekindled
Speaker 1: his romance with Jennifer Lopez Benefit two point oh back
Speaker 1: in action, seventeen years after the A listeners called off
Speaker 1: their engagement. A couple out of town this weekend and
Speaker 1: santro Pe, France is celebrating Jennifer's fifty second birthday on
Speaker 1: a yacht. What the hell she's fifty two years I
Speaker 1: didn't want that young at fifty two months? What then
Speaker 1: is she eating? It is so great to see Ben
Speaker 1: and Jen back together. Ben is now the most important
Speaker 1: person in her life, aside from that witch who cast
Speaker 1: a spell to keep her young forever. God damn it,
Speaker 1: j Low give me her number. This couple would have
Speaker 1: been higher on my list. But the only problem I
Speaker 1: have is I hate the name benefer, But we're up
Speaker 1: to me. I would have gone with low black or
Speaker 1: even better app pets. Now that's sexy, and really nothing
Speaker 1: is more exciting than rekindling a relationship from seventeen years ago.
Speaker 1: In fact, I'm going to try that too. Excuse me? Yes, Hi,
Speaker 1: is Matt there? It's Dasi. She and I dated back
Speaker 1: in two thousand four. It was prude, spicy summer. Oh
Speaker 1: he did. I'm so sorry for your loss. Well, I
Speaker 1: guess I can kiss my appez dreams. Goodbye. Power Couple
Speaker 1: number four it's Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly. They're
Speaker 1: one of my favorite couples because they like to make
Speaker 1: a the intercar sid. If you've been on social media recently,
Speaker 1: you've probably noticed that Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly
Speaker 1: can't keep their hands off of each other. M g
Speaker 1: K says their romances both ecstasy and agony. Megan says
Speaker 1: on her Instagram though, that their sex life is so
Speaker 1: explosive it would basically make the devil blush. Damn. These
Speaker 1: two are so hot. They had an entire meeting about
Speaker 1: them at COPI you gotta love how these two just
Speaker 1: put it out there in the masks came off, the
Speaker 1: hungs came out when the mass came back on again
Speaker 1: because it delta, but the tongue stayed out, so the
Speaker 1: mask got all wet. It was number three. Most powerful
Speaker 1: couple isn't a couple but a throuble. That's right, I'm
Speaker 1: talking Prince Harry, Megan Markle and Oprah. Prince Harry and
Speaker 1: Megan Markle's historic and groundbreaking interview with the one in
Speaker 1: the only Oprah Winfrey to call it revealing would be
Speaker 1: an understatement. And the couple lobbed shock after shock and
Speaker 1: seemed just when you thought it couldn't get any more shocking,
Speaker 1: it did. Were you silent or were you silenced the latter,
Speaker 1: Megan telling Oprah there was concern over baby archiese skin
Speaker 1: color concerns and conversations about how dark his skin might
Speaker 1: be when he's born. What what this was? The most
Speaker 1: intent this conversation I've ever seen happen on patio furniture.
Speaker 1: And my parents told me they were getting a divorce
Speaker 1: in a hammock. And although this relationship only lasted as
Speaker 1: long as the interview itself, the world will always have
Speaker 1: the memes to remember it by. I, however, have something
Speaker 1: else to remember it by. It's not on the set
Speaker 1: and stole the table. Plan out At number two, we've
Speaker 1: got a couple so powerful they don't even need to
Speaker 1: be together, Joe Mansion and Kirsten Cinema. Because sometimes love
Speaker 1: is deeply passionate, but other times it's unapologetically moderate. All
Speaker 1: eyes are watching the two hold out Democratic sitors, don't
Speaker 1: Manition of West Virginia and Kirsten Cinema of Arizona. Cinema
Speaker 1: and Mansion. Obviously in the Senate they hold the keys.
Speaker 1: Mansion opposes spending, Cinema opposes taxes. They make a lovely couple.
Speaker 1: In fact, they're the number one power couple in Washington,
Speaker 1: d C. Today. That's right. Everyone was talking about these
Speaker 1: two Senate sweethearts because they love grinding everything to a halt.
Speaker 1: And these two really prove that opposites attract. He's an
Speaker 1: old West Virginia man. She's a business Katie Perry from Arizona.
Speaker 1: He's from blue collar coal country. She wore a blue
Speaker 1: collar on that denim vest for some reason. But they
Speaker 1: came together over their shared love of Tan Trik legislating.
Speaker 1: No matter how much you beg for clean energy subsidies,
Speaker 1: a wealth tax, or paid family leave, these build back
Speaker 1: blockers can make negotiations last all year law m So,
Speaker 1: thanks to these two Americans don't have paid leave. But
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, you can't pay me any amount
Speaker 1: of money to leave this studio. They have me chained
Speaker 1: to this set and finally coming to you from halfway
Speaker 1: around the globe, my number one power couple of the
Speaker 1: Suez Canal and that huge container ship that got stuck
Speaker 1: in it. Everyone in the world was wanting these two
Speaker 1: to break up, and guess what, that only made it
Speaker 1: hotter for six and a half days. They just kept
Speaker 1: at it. P D A alert. Turns out they like
Speaker 1: when people watch. Now let's take a closer look at
Speaker 1: these two love birds, and just a warning, you should
Speaker 1: take the kids out of the room because this might
Speaker 1: get a little graphic. These two really put the anal
Speaker 1: in anal. That's a sexy way you pronounced canal. Sadly,
Speaker 1: they have been separated for a few months now, but
Speaker 1: it leaves the world asking is there still unfinished business
Speaker 1: between these two? Who could possibly fill that canal's void?
Speaker 1: Ah it's Pete Davidson of It really does have that
Speaker 1: big ship energy. M hm, well thanks for joining me.
Speaker 1: That's it for Daisy Light X Power Couple countdown now.
Speaker 1: If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go make a
Speaker 1: deal with that witch. Wat's the Daily Show weeknights at
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