Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of the
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday.
Speaker 1: And I have to finish up my little story here
Speaker 1: because I was giving Chris a little background on the
Speaker 1: history at che Guvara, because Chris is stupid and didn't
Speaker 1: know about him. And he was Castro's right hand man
Speaker 1: during the Cuban Revolution and he didn't have any real skills,
Speaker 1: a little bit of medical training, but he loved to
Speaker 1: kill people. He was a complete sadist. He would when
Speaker 1: they were executing people, and they were always executing people,
Speaker 1: Jay would volunteer often to do it himself. Once Castro
Speaker 1: won the revolution, Chay was put in charge of the
Speaker 1: political prison so they could kill all the old people
Speaker 1: and Chay loved it, thousands and thousands and thousands of people.
Speaker 1: Complete nutjob. And then of course eventually he gets put
Speaker 1: in charge of the economy and Chay decides to put
Speaker 1: in communism because he's a communist. Surprise surprise, it didn't
Speaker 1: work and people started starving to death. Eventually he got
Speaker 1: kicked out. He tried to start a revolution in Africa Congo. Actually,
Speaker 1: only the problem with that is Chay was a horrible
Speaker 1: racist and hated black people, had just the worst things
Speaker 1: in the world of state of black people and would
Speaker 1: talk down to them all the time. Well, that didn't
Speaker 1: work out very well. Why do you go to Congo, Chris,
Speaker 1: because communists believe communism has to be for the entire world,
Speaker 1: even the black people. Cha Gavar hated and eventually he
Speaker 1: got kicked out of there too. They ran him out
Speaker 1: of there. He finally tried to start a communist revolution
Speaker 1: in Bolivia because he was a worthless loser. He didn't
Speaker 1: do anything, didn't accomplish anything, and he ended up dead.
Speaker 1: He ended up dead. American Green Berets worked with the
Speaker 1: Bolivians and the CIA was involved to help track him down,
Speaker 1: and he is no longer alive. And God bless the
Speaker 1: man who put him down. Show Gun, you were in
Speaker 1: medieval times and you enter a battle with swords, shields, etc.
Speaker 1: It's a hundred versus one hundred, and your one hundred
Speaker 1: soldiers are modern day professional athletes. Oo. Do you choose
Speaker 1: NFL where you get a variety of fighting types like receivers, linebackers,
Speaker 1: and linemen. Do you choose NBA where you get half
Speaker 1: freakishly fast, half freakishly tall, baseball for the swords, swinging
Speaker 1: motion and coordination. And don't sleep on soccer, he says,
Speaker 1: even though it's a communist sport. Those little guys can
Speaker 1: run in circles for hours and tire out the other side.
Speaker 1: What says the oracle says, you can say my name
Speaker 1: if you like. I can't even believe I'm about to
Speaker 1: say this. I would go with basketball. It allow me
Speaker 1: to explain, obviously if you would think NFL right off
Speaker 1: the bat right. But one thing that one thing people
Speaker 1: do not understand, especially if you've never been in the
Speaker 1: military at all, and especially if you were in the infantry.
Speaker 1: One thing you don't get is how exhausting it is
Speaker 1: to carry around tons of weight. Tons of weight is
Speaker 1: really really hard. And because of that, I look at
Speaker 1: ancient combat differently, and I think I suspect the movies
Speaker 1: get a lot of it wrong when it comes to
Speaker 1: how they conducted themselves, because look, I don't care how
Speaker 1: in shape those Romans or Spartans were. I don't care
Speaker 1: how many push ups they did. You can't hold a
Speaker 1: thirty thirty five pounds shield up to protect yourself for
Speaker 1: any significant length of time. Now they would, they would
Speaker 1: swap those guys out. You know, you'd be at the
Speaker 1: front for a while and then you'd go back. But
Speaker 1: that level of exhaustion is rutal. The spears were heavy.
Speaker 1: I was in a old weapon shop one time when
Speaker 1: I was running for Congress in Arizona, and he had
Speaker 1: all these cool old guns, and he had a Roman
Speaker 1: Gladius in there, a Roman sword. And I don't know
Speaker 1: the actual weight, but you know, Gladius is not exactly
Speaker 1: a long sword, not at all. But I reached down
Speaker 1: and grabbed it. And it's not like I couldn't lift
Speaker 1: or anything. It was fine, but I was shocked at
Speaker 1: how heavy it was. It was way heavier than I
Speaker 1: thought it was going to be. If you're dealing with
Speaker 1: that ancient combat, you need people who are not only fast,
Speaker 1: you need people who have significant levels of endurance. I mean,
Speaker 1: you'd be tempted to say, I want the NFL defensive lineman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're gonna be great for about thirty seconds, and then
Speaker 1: when they're gassed out. I don't care how big and
Speaker 1: strong you are. If that shield is an up where
Speaker 1: it should be anymore, you're gonna die and NBA players
Speaker 1: as much as I despised the NBA, NBA players are
Speaker 1: in shape. What Chris, oh, hockey players? Actually, you know what,
Speaker 1: I rescind my answer. My new answer is hockey player.
Speaker 1: I came up with that on my own. Chris didn't
Speaker 1: say anything. I changed my answer to hockey player. Definitely,
Speaker 1: hockey player, no question about it, Oracle, I'm not cool
Speaker 1: enough to listen to your show live. So today while
Speaker 1: listening to your awesome podcast, I was screaming versitis while
Speaker 1: you were talking about your broken wing. He's talking about
Speaker 1: my elbow. The doctor will most likely stick a needle
Speaker 1: in it and drain it. And he did that. And
Speaker 1: remember it's not a versitis, it's a cobra bite, all right.
Speaker 1: On a side note, next time you order pizza, get
Speaker 1: a side of nacho cheese and dip that triangle of
Speaker 1: goodness in there. It's a marriage made in heaven. Actually,
Speaker 1: it's funny you bring that up. I don't dip the
Speaker 1: pizza itself in nacho cheese. I dip the crust in.
Speaker 1: I dip the pizza in ranch, oftentimes Buffalo ranch, because
Speaker 1: hot sauce and pizza is amazing. Dip the pizza in
Speaker 1: ranch quick shaking your head, Chris. And then when I
Speaker 1: get down to the I dip the crust and nacho cheese.
Speaker 1: How about that? It's how about that? All right? Remember
Speaker 1: remember the borders wide open, and Chip Roy, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: play this again. I played it for you in the
Speaker 1: first hour, but it's a little long. Chip Roy blasted
Speaker 1: mayorchists today and this is very revealing for what these
Speaker 1: people aren't doing to protect this Nation's secretary. There have
Speaker 1: been over one million plus individuals put into proceedings or
Speaker 1: released into the United States on your watch. I've asked
Speaker 1: multiple Border Patrol personnel and not the Union, mind you,
Speaker 1: if we double triple quadruple the CBP budget, would that
Speaker 1: one million release go down? And they categorically said no,
Speaker 1: it would go up. Do you agree yes or no?
Speaker 1: I'm not sure I understand your question, Congressman. With the
Speaker 1: edit the number of people being released in the United
Speaker 1: States under current law, would it go down no matter
Speaker 1: how much you increase your budget and it would not
Speaker 1: as they said. Do you agree yes, Congressman, if I
Speaker 1: understand your question correctly, when individuals are in the United
Speaker 1: States and they make a claim for it, so the
Speaker 1: number would not go down. Is the answer right, yes
Speaker 1: or no? That's what they said, and I think you've
Speaker 1: just answered it would not go down. The only plan
Speaker 1: that you offer, the plan you just offered, is to
Speaker 1: process aliens faster encourage more to come. We know that
Speaker 1: to be true. I know it's true. You know it's true,
Speaker 1: cartels know it's true, and people around the world know
Speaker 1: it's true, and that's why people are coming. It's not false.
Speaker 1: The entirety of your plan says that This Cure Fence
Speaker 1: Act to two thousand and six says what that the
Speaker 1: Secretary of Homeland Security shall take all actions to Secretary
Speaker 1: the term is necessary to achieve and maintain operational control
Speaker 1: over the entire international land a maritime borders. Will you
Speaker 1: testify under oath? Right? He still has another minute, Sit
Speaker 1: back and listen. Now, do we have operational control? Yes?
Speaker 1: Or no? Yes we do. We have operational control of
Speaker 1: the borders. Yes we do. In congressmen are working too.
Speaker 1: Would operational control defined in this section? The term operational
Speaker 1: control means the prevention of all unlawful entries into the
Speaker 1: United States, including entries by terrorists other unlawful aliens instruments
Speaker 1: of terrorism, narcotics, and other contramand do you stand behind
Speaker 1: your testimony that we have operational control in light of
Speaker 1: this definition in Congressman, I think the secretary from Land
Speaker 1: Security would have said the same thing in twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: In twenty nineteen, the secretary would have at least had
Speaker 1: a basis for saying that we have some sort of
Speaker 1: control of the border. But the fact is we currently
Speaker 1: have people flowing across the border, including dangerous narcotics and
Speaker 1: dangerous members of terrorists. With your own agency sent a
Speaker 1: letter to my office. After eight months, we sent a
Speaker 1: letter saying there are forty two people on the terrorists
Speaker 1: watch list that are in the United States. You just
Speaker 1: said to mister Jordan, you don't even know where the
Speaker 1: hell they are. Now, that's what you're saying is operational
Speaker 1: control Congress fluting entries by terrorists and unlawful aliens, It's
Speaker 1: not it's not operational control. Mmmmm. Guy had an email
Speaker 1: on this, Jesse. I'm a sales manager at a luxury
Speaker 1: car dealership, and I know you have seen Slash worked
Speaker 1: with people like majorcas. His job is to fade heat
Speaker 1: and specifically not answer questions. That band is so shameless.
Speaker 1: He would literally pee himself in front of Congress to
Speaker 1: get out of it. If GOP leadership isn't pushing for
Speaker 1: impeachment of this guy and anyone else up to and
Speaker 1: including Biden, they need to be replaced. It's unbelievable. McConnell
Speaker 1: and McCarthy are hiding behind mansion and not on the
Speaker 1: attack right now. They both fear the medium more than
Speaker 1: the voters and need to be replaced if we are
Speaker 1: truly to win in November. Listen, if you're unhappy with
Speaker 1: GOP leadership, so am I, but understand this. Until we
Speaker 1: start engaging a lot more in our primaries, we will
Speaker 1: never get a change. We can't continue to send the
Speaker 1: same group of losers back to Washington, DC and that
Speaker 1: expect different results. We just had a big primary here
Speaker 1: in Texas for governor. People were all mad about Abbott
Speaker 1: locking down the state and Abbott being terrible and Abbot this,
Speaker 1: and then Abbott got like sixty percent of the Republican
Speaker 1: primary vote. So nothing changes. If we don't change the
Speaker 1: people who are there, nothing changes, all right, somebody has
Speaker 1: something to say about Air Force pj's. We have Father's
Speaker 1: Day questions, all that There's a lot more coming up
Speaker 1: still on the Jesse Kelly Show. Before we get to that,
Speaker 1: let's have a talk about your cell phone. Where do
Speaker 1: you have your cell phone plan? Do you every single month?
Speaker 1: Do you send your money to Verizon or AT and
Speaker 1: T or T Mobile? You know what they do with
Speaker 1: your money? Right? They take that money you give them
Speaker 1: and they go make TV commercials. They go make TV
Speaker 1: commercials that are against everything you stand for, and they
Speaker 1: pour that filth into our society. And they're pouring that
Speaker 1: filth with your money. You're funding it. And I'm not
Speaker 1: pointing fingers. I've actually had all three of those companies.
Speaker 1: My last one was T Mobile actually before I switched
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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly returns next. Got squeeze, but she wears on
Speaker 1: a jest. But when Daddy comes home, he never gets
Speaker 1: no rest. Gosh, lay all night. It is on a Friday, Baby,
Speaker 1: a Friday. What's better than a Friday? Gosh, put a
Speaker 1: smile on your face. The weekend. The weekend's already here.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say almost here. It's the weekend, Chris,
Speaker 1: don't shake your head, Debbie Downer, Gosh war Jesse. I
Speaker 1: enjoyed your interview with b K. P and all like
Speaker 1: him helped me sleep better at night knowing that if
Speaker 1: I ever got shot down, my best chance of getting
Speaker 1: out alive would be due to expertly courageous pjas like him.
Speaker 1: Washed Up has been a ten f sixteen pilot, says
Speaker 1: I can use his name. His name is Ken. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We interviewed my buddy b K earlier this week on
Speaker 1: one of the shows, and he was an Air Force PJ.
Speaker 1: Those pjs, the pair rescue is what they are. People
Speaker 1: don't understand, the Air Force has maybe the toughest group
Speaker 1: of Special operations guys out there. Like you talk to
Speaker 1: Navy seals, they'll speak about Air Force pj's like they're
Speaker 1: the toughest guys around. It takes like two years of
Speaker 1: training to even become one. These dudes are studs, and
Speaker 1: I mean studs, And that's that's what they do. They
Speaker 1: go out and they find our guys, even if they're
Speaker 1: behind enemy lines, and they treat them and they bring
Speaker 1: them home, and it is it is awesome. But what
Speaker 1: they do is awesome. That those guys are such a
Speaker 1: cut above. I just I have tons of respect for
Speaker 1: the guys out there putting it all on the line
Speaker 1: who do that stuff. All the Special operation guys, they're
Speaker 1: all just they're all basing. I'm I'm a fan for sure. Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 1: last week you said you're most comfortable in boxers with
Speaker 1: no shirt. With Father's Day coming in a few weeks,
Speaker 1: what are the chances there will be Jesse Kelly boxers
Speaker 1: for sale. I know my son would love such says
Speaker 1: I can say his name. Her son's name is Joe
Speaker 1: and her name is Bonnie. Um, I don't think it's
Speaker 1: appropriate to have Jesse Kelly boxers? Do you, Chris, I
Speaker 1: don't think we should sell underwear? Is that? And not
Speaker 1: at all? What am I asking you if we should
Speaker 1: sell something for We all know what your answer is
Speaker 1: going to be. I don't think it's fine. I know
Speaker 1: people need underwear. It doesn't feel appropriate for a family show.
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel appropriate, or maybe we should does the
Speaker 1: face go on the front or the back? Well? I
Speaker 1: think that's an important question. Don't you think just the
Speaker 1: name right? Not to face the face is probably too far?
Speaker 1: What if? What if we put my face on each cheek,
Speaker 1: there's two faces on the back. What that's a good idea.
Speaker 1: I think that's a good idea. All right, again, I
Speaker 1: know you guys want merch. I've I know I've said
Speaker 1: this to you a thousand times. I swear we are
Speaker 1: getting on it. There's a lot of stuff going on.
Speaker 1: We are getting on getting you merch. I'll explain again
Speaker 1: that I've what I've explained a hundred times. I don't
Speaker 1: I don't like feeling like a rip off artist, and
Speaker 1: I don't like people feeling ripped off. And I don't
Speaker 1: like buying stuff that's made in other countries. I understand
Speaker 1: that's inevitable. Sometimes I know it's inevitable. Sometimes we all
Speaker 1: have stuff that's made in other countries. I find it
Speaker 1: bordering on impossible to find American made merchandise, and I
Speaker 1: want to sell if we're gonna do Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 1: merch with bumper stickers and shirts and hats and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. I know you want what Chris shirts and stuff.
Speaker 1: I know everyone everyone wants that kind of I get it.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to charge people in arm
Speaker 1: in a lake. And if you get something that's made
Speaker 1: in America now, especially stuff like that, it costs a fortune,
Speaker 1: and that that would feel really gross to me. I mean,
Speaker 1: if there's some family out there that enjoys listen to
Speaker 1: the show and they want to get their shoe, wants
Speaker 1: get her son some boxers or a T shirt. What
Speaker 1: if you go online and we're selling merchant a Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show T shirts like forty dollars man, that would
Speaker 1: make me sick to my stomach. I can't I can't
Speaker 1: justify that, so that feels I don't know how to
Speaker 1: merge those two worlds. I want American made merchandise. I
Speaker 1: want you to be able to buy merchandise. I think
Speaker 1: that's cool, you want it, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: feel like a rip off artist. That would feel so
Speaker 1: scummy and wrong to me. Like if we start to
Speaker 1: get emails from people, if Jesse, I'm hard up, I
Speaker 1: want to buy a hat, but I can't afford it.
Speaker 1: That would make me feel about two inches tall that
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like that at all. So we're
Speaker 1: trying to figure out how to source some merchandise that
Speaker 1: we that's made here, that doesn't cost a lot. All right,
Speaker 1: we're efforting it. We're efforting it, Chris, that's a great word.
Speaker 1: We're efforting it. You know what we need, Chris? You
Speaker 1: know what I need? After that, I'll tell you what
Speaker 1: I need. The girls from New Jersey, Murphy, how are
Speaker 1: you doing. You're having family in the meantime, you're having
Speaker 1: all kinds of other bulls. No, No, I'm not drunk.
Speaker 1: No matter of fact. You can golf. How's that? You
Speaker 1: know what? Because you're a yeah he does. No, he
Speaker 1: doesn't like your break I love them. Oh gosh, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, let's get back to the emails. You know what?
Speaker 1: You know what? No, no pause on that. For a moment.
Speaker 1: We're gonna play this again. I may play it again
Speaker 1: during the show this doctor you've all Noah clip, we're
Speaker 1: gonna get you know what, Chris, give me some more
Speaker 1: Uri besmon Off, because we're gonna play some more of this.
Speaker 1: Remember we are dealing with the communist cabal of elites,
Speaker 1: and they are out to destroy your freedoms, and they
Speaker 1: do think they're the good guys as they try to
Speaker 1: do so. This debate about privacy versus security is as
Speaker 1: all the civilization you can say. But there is something
Speaker 1: you know. For the first time in history, it's possible
Speaker 1: to completely eliminate privacy. It was just never possible before,
Speaker 1: and it is possible. No, something fundamental has changed. When
Speaker 1: dictators always dreamt about completely eliminating privacy, monitoring everybody all
Speaker 1: the time, and knowing everything you do, and not just
Speaker 1: everything you do, but even everything you think and everything
Speaker 1: you feel, whether it's a tyrant in ancient Greece or
Speaker 1: whether it's staling, they always dreamt about it. They could
Speaker 1: never do it because it was technically impossible. Now it's possible.
Speaker 1: These people are real. That's not something hidden. Guy. Remember
Speaker 1: they're currently right now in your country. In my country,
Speaker 1: they are currently setting up a government organization, a government
Speaker 1: group under the Department of Homeland Security, to quote counter disinformation.
Speaker 1: That's insane for America to have gone there. And all this,
Speaker 1: I don't know about you. I feel like all this
Speaker 1: happened like yesterday in the Land of the Free, we
Speaker 1: were arresting pastors for having church. Remember that poor guy
Speaker 1: paddleboarding in Venice Beach by himself, and the cops went
Speaker 1: rolling up to him in the boats. They brought the
Speaker 1: cop boats out and then put handcuffs on him in
Speaker 1: frog arched him off the beach in the Land of
Speaker 1: the Free. And now we're creating a government organization, a
Speaker 1: government organization dedicated to stopping disinformation, a censorship board with powers.
Speaker 1: Remember this is falling under the Department of Homeland Security,
Speaker 1: a government organization with powers to try to shut you
Speaker 1: up for wrong think, for saying the wrong thing. That's
Speaker 1: wild to me, But that's where we are, all right.
Speaker 1: We have more. We have a question about Charleston. We
Speaker 1: have a question about Green New Deal killing people. We
Speaker 1: have all kinds, We have all kinds of asked doctor Jesse,
Speaker 1: questions like how I got my doctorate from a community college.
Speaker 1: Hang on just as it is the Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 1: on a Friday, and asked doctor Jesse Friday, We'll get
Speaker 1: back to your questions in a minute. But I get
Speaker 1: a lot of questions about the various communist street groups
Speaker 1: that are helping the communists in America. You know, Antifa,
Speaker 1: Black Lives batter, the climate change nutters, all these various
Speaker 1: street enforcement groups, even even down to I would I
Speaker 1: would lump the professors in there, professors, journalists, these these
Speaker 1: people who are constantly doing the communist bidding. And one
Speaker 1: of the things I try to explain, and it's been
Speaker 1: explained before, is these people aren't going to hold any
Speaker 1: power in the end. It's one of the most baffling
Speaker 1: things about it. These losers like clives matter. They think
Speaker 1: there's somehow going to get a seat at the table. Brother,
Speaker 1: You're never getting a seat at the table. The tech billionaires,
Speaker 1: the politicians, they'll be sitting at the table. You You'll
Speaker 1: probably be get thrown in a gulag before I will.
Speaker 1: I mean, they talk about this all the time. How
Speaker 1: many times have we played for you this? Yuri Besmanov
Speaker 1: cliff former KGB, and he came over here. He defected.
Speaker 1: He came over here and he was explaining what's done
Speaker 1: with these people and why it's done. Sit back and listen.
Speaker 1: Remember these people, at least take heart in this. All
Speaker 1: these little animals, none of them are ever going to
Speaker 1: have any power at the end, they won't be allowed.
Speaker 1: The same thing was done under the guidance of the
Speaker 1: Soviet embassy in Hanoi, and same thing I was doing
Speaker 1: in New Delhi. To my horror, I discovered it in
Speaker 1: the files where people were doomed to execution. There were
Speaker 1: names of pross Soviet journalists with whom I was personally friendly. Yes,
Speaker 1: they were idealistically minded leftists who have made several visits
Speaker 1: to USSR. And yet the KGB decided that calm revolution
Speaker 1: or drastic changes in political structure of India, they will
Speaker 1: have to go. Why is that because they know too much?
Speaker 1: Simply because it see the useful idiots, the leftists who
Speaker 1: are idealistically believing in the beauty of Soviet socialists or
Speaker 1: communists or whatever system. When they get dissolution, they become
Speaker 1: the worst enemies. That's why my KGB instructors specifically made
Speaker 1: a point never border the leftists forget about these political prostitutes.
Speaker 1: Aim higher. This was my instruction. Try to get into
Speaker 1: large circulation established conservative media reach feelthy each movie makers, intellectuals,
Speaker 1: so called academic circles, cynical, ecocentric people who can look
Speaker 1: into your eyes with angelic expression until you're lie. These
Speaker 1: are the most recruitable people. People who lack moral principles,
Speaker 1: who are either too greedy or to suffer from self importance.
Speaker 1: They feel that they matter a lot. These are the
Speaker 1: people who KGB wanted very much to recruit, but to
Speaker 1: eliminate the others, to execute the others. Don't they serve
Speaker 1: some purpose? Wouldn't they be not they They serve purpose
Speaker 1: only at the stage of distabilization of a nation. For example,
Speaker 1: your leftists in the United States, all these professors and
Speaker 1: all this beautiful civil rights defenders, they are instrumental in
Speaker 1: the process of the subversion, only to distabilize a nation.
Speaker 1: When their job is completed there they are not needed anymore.
Speaker 1: They know too much, some of them. When when they
Speaker 1: get disillusion when they see that martist Lenin has come
Speaker 1: to power, obviously they get offended. They think that they
Speaker 1: will come to power. That will never happened. Of course,
Speaker 1: they will be lined up against the wall and shot.
Speaker 1: There's the plan left us enjoy burning down those businesses. Antifa,
Speaker 1: Black Lives Matter, save the planet, climate change. None of
Speaker 1: you will have any power in the end. None of
Speaker 1: you do your men, you whisper. I'm taking my fiance
Speaker 1: for a trip down to Savannah, Georgia and Charleston, South
Speaker 1: Carolina soon. I know where to go in Savannah, but
Speaker 1: I've never been to Charleston before. Are you familiar? Where
Speaker 1: do I take my dime for some good food? Your
Speaker 1: wisdom is appreciated, says I can say his name. His
Speaker 1: name is Matthew One. I've never done Savannah. I have
Speaker 1: people who've done Savannah. I hear great things about Savannah,
Speaker 1: but I've never done Savannah. Charleston I have done several times.
Speaker 1: Charleston is one of the great if not the greatest
Speaker 1: city in the United States of America. I love Charleston,
Speaker 1: I love Texas. I love where I live. But I
Speaker 1: would move to Charleston tomorrow. I would move there to
Speaker 1: It's just wonderful, absolutely wonderful. The history is there. I
Speaker 1: told you about the Haunted Jail tour. We've gone on there,
Speaker 1: but there are two things you need to do in Charleston.
Speaker 1: Eat like a pig, and go see that gigantic World
Speaker 1: War two aircraft carrier that they have there. I think
Speaker 1: it's the Yorktown if I remember right. They have a
Speaker 1: World War two era aircraft carrier there. And I don't
Speaker 1: know about the COVID rules. I'm sure that's screwed everything up.
Speaker 1: But when I went, they let you go into the
Speaker 1: aircraft carrier. And when I say in, I don't mean
Speaker 1: a couple sets of stairs and you walk around and
Speaker 1: just take a peek. They let you go down into
Speaker 1: the bows of the ship. And it's one of the
Speaker 1: coolest things ever to see how massive it is and
Speaker 1: how just these ships are awesome. One go to the
Speaker 1: aircraft carrier. Two. A couple places you have to eat
Speaker 1: in Charleston. Yes, of course I know all the restaurants. Chris,
Speaker 1: Eli's Table, What, Chris What? How do I know the name?
Speaker 1: Why would I forget the name of something that's given
Speaker 1: me so much? Chris? Of course I remember the name.
Speaker 1: Eli's Table is the name? Make sure you go eat
Speaker 1: at Eli's Table. Phenomenal food. Last time I was in
Speaker 1: Eli's Table, I had a French onion grilled cheese sandwich
Speaker 1: maybe the best thing I've ever put in my mouth
Speaker 1: in my life. Quit Chris next, It's actually not in
Speaker 1: Charleston proper. It's in Mount Pleasant pages Okra grill pages,
Speaker 1: Okra grill. I could go on and on, but this
Speaker 1: is probably getting a little too specific, So there go
Speaker 1: enjoy Charleston with your dime. Dear oracle, you talk about
Speaker 1: how the Green New Deal will kill massive amounts of people,
Speaker 1: Can you break this down for us in ways it
Speaker 1: will affect everyone should the commie scumbag seceed. There are
Speaker 1: a bunch of ways that I can explain this, but
Speaker 1: let me try to do this the easiest way. If
Speaker 1: we were to, let's say, eliminate oil and coal, well,
Speaker 1: that's eighty percent of how the world gets its power
Speaker 1: right now. Eight zero. That's eighty percent of how the
Speaker 1: world gets its power. Even if you're in a situation
Speaker 1: where you could survive, if you were to take away
Speaker 1: electricity from people, just taking away electricity alone would kill,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, hundreds of millions, if not billions, And
Speaker 1: even if it wouldn't kill you specifically, it would kill
Speaker 1: so many poor people who don't have access to the
Speaker 1: things you have, especially in poor like developing nations. There
Speaker 1: are so many African countries that would be virtually wiped out.
Speaker 1: They would be wiped out when you don't have any
Speaker 1: more energy to produce things for people. When when that
Speaker 1: power source is gone, you would the death count, like
Speaker 1: I've said before, would exceed Hitler and Stalin and malcombined.
Speaker 1: It would It would exceed them combined by a long shot.
Speaker 1: The biggest death cult on planet Earth is the climate
Speaker 1: change people, and understand why that is. The basis for
Speaker 1: climate change, which is all a big hoax, by the way,
Speaker 1: pushed everywhere. The basis for climate change is that carbon,
Speaker 1: the carbon dioxide, the carbon you're breathing out. They view
Speaker 1: that as being a poison. Well, if you're producing the poison,
Speaker 1: then you're what they want to eliminate. Part of the
Speaker 1: reason the climate change movement is so deadly is they
Speaker 1: view you as being a virus on the planet. They
Speaker 1: think you have to be eliminated. It eliminates so many
Speaker 1: people because that's the entire idea behind it, that's the
Speaker 1: whole goal. You have to go otherwise they can't save
Speaker 1: what are they called Gaya or Mother Earth. These stupid
Speaker 1: weirdo hippie freaks. It's designed to kill that many people.
Speaker 1: That makes sense, You know what, I actually think I
Speaker 1: think I might do a big breakdown on this on Monday.
Speaker 1: I think I might do a breakdown on this on Monday.
Speaker 1: Try to remind me about that, Chris, because all forget
Speaker 1: all right, we only have one segment left tang it,
Speaker 1: and there's lots of good there's lots of good emails.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get to this, all right. First,
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Speaker 1: Final segment. I am I'm I can't tell if I'm
Speaker 1: excited but a little bit nervous. I think I'm both.
Speaker 1: I'm going to see a movie tonight. Now. I don't
Speaker 1: go see many movies because most of it's wretched communist trash.
Speaker 1: I'm going with my buddy Luise, and We're going to
Speaker 1: see that new movie The Northman because I love Vikings,
Speaker 1: which dude doesn't love Vikings. And here's what I'm nervous about.
Speaker 1: I've been told you have to be kind of an
Speaker 1: expert on Viking history to understand what's going on. I
Speaker 1: guess the movie is a little confusing. I'm not an
Speaker 1: expert on Viking history, and he thinks I am. No. No, yes,
Speaker 1: Chris Christy, I believe it or not. I'm not an
Speaker 1: expert on all these historical topics. I'm just a fan. No,
Speaker 1: I know a bit. It's not like I don't know anything.
Speaker 1: I know a bit about their mythology and things like that.
Speaker 1: I know some things and their boats, and I know
Speaker 1: a bit. But from what I understand, knowing a bit
Speaker 1: is not quite enough. What if I'm sitting there, What
Speaker 1: if he's confused and he asks me a question and
Speaker 1: he's gonna expect me to know what? Chris, that's a
Speaker 1: good call, Chris, I'll just lie. That's it. You know,
Speaker 1: of course, you just lie. I mean, why not. It's
Speaker 1: not like there's a ministry of disinformation. She had previously
Speaker 1: called the Hunter Biden laptop a Trump campaign product, seeming
Speaker 1: to discredit its validity or reporting surrounding that. How can
Speaker 1: can you assuage concerns of people who are looking at
Speaker 1: this person who's been appointed to this position and wondering
Speaker 1: if she's going to be able to accurately judge misinformation
Speaker 1: now that a lot of that reporting has been proven
Speaker 1: to be factual in some ways. Well, I don't have
Speaker 1: any comments on the laptop, but what I can tell
Speaker 1: you is that it sounds like the objective of the
Speaker 1: board is to prevent disinformation and misinformation from traveling around
Speaker 1: the country in a range of communities. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: who opposes that effort. Yeah, so that's all. Look, I'll
Speaker 1: I'll just bring Jen Zucky along. But no, you're right.
Speaker 1: If he asked me a question, I'm gonna do what
Speaker 1: any good friend would do. I'm gonna lie, and I'll
Speaker 1: make up an elaborate lie. I can lie. All right.
Speaker 1: Well I'm not above that, Chris. All right, and now
Speaker 1: here's a headline while you know the thing emails we
Speaker 1: didn't get to you, dear genius Jesse. I'd like this
Speaker 1: guy already, Chris. I listened almost all of your shows
Speaker 1: on podcast until I need to take a break from
Speaker 1: your brilliance. Everyone needs a break from others at some point.
Speaker 1: But don't worry, because I always come back just wondering
Speaker 1: how you became a doctor and all if you didn't
Speaker 1: quite finish community college. By the way, I just ordered
Speaker 1: my second set of Giza dream sheets from my pillow
Speaker 1: because my wife hogs all the cover, all the covers.
Speaker 1: I'm Tony man. Those Giza dreamsheets. You get one, you're
Speaker 1: gonna get two. You just are. Look, it's difficult for
Speaker 1: me to explain how I became a doctor when I
Speaker 1: have less than three years of community college credits. I
Speaker 1: would break it down for you. I would break it
Speaker 1: down for you, but you wouldn't understand. You're not a doctor, Jesse.
Speaker 1: If you were to sit down and watch a game,
Speaker 1: who do you tend to root for in the Michigan
Speaker 1: versus Ohio state rivalry? Oh I root for Ohio State
Speaker 1: because I know both my parents. I am a gay female.
Speaker 1: That's neither here nor there. But this is this ridiculous
Speaker 1: administration has gone so far as to make my personal
Speaker 1: choices like part of the constitution. It's horrible. I don't
Speaker 1: have kids, but I can guarantee I would yank them
Speaker 1: so fast for many public private school teaching CRT and
Speaker 1: transgender sexual preference to my child. That is the sole
Speaker 1: responsibility responsibility of the parents if they choose to. This
Speaker 1: other thing about how the far left idiots are now
Speaker 1: running scared from Twitter slash elon and wanted to be
Speaker 1: the oversight from the government. What a bunch of hypocritical morons.
Speaker 1: Remember it's not that they're hypocrites. I mean they are,
Speaker 1: but they're not. They do believe they should rule as
Speaker 1: kings and queens. They think of themselves this is the
Speaker 1: best way I've explained this. They think of themselves as
Speaker 1: the priest class. They're the priests, they should obviously rule
Speaker 1: and the people they rule, those will be the normal parishioners,
Speaker 1: that people sitting in the pews, and they, the priests,
Speaker 1: will hand out you the communion wine and whatnot. But
Speaker 1: but you you're a heretic. Now what historically have religions
Speaker 1: done to heretics? Yeah, not good, the guy says, too funny.
Speaker 1: You mentioned how the White House or Congress is banning
Speaker 1: menthal cigarettes, and then you followed up with that'll help
Speaker 1: Joe Biden secure the black vote. Dude, way too funny.
Speaker 1: I love that you sell said that. It just rolled
Speaker 1: off the tongue. That's unheard of in this day and age.
Speaker 1: But you called it as it is. Again, why is
Speaker 1: this controversial that black people love menthal cigarettes. I don't
Speaker 1: know why that's controversial. That's something common. That's see. This
Speaker 1: is what's wild about this day and age. Everyone knows
Speaker 1: the truth still, they just have decided there are suiting
Speaker 1: truths you're not allowed to talk about. Look, maybe I
Speaker 1: spent too much time, you know, just gabbing with my
Speaker 1: friends in the Marines. But when I was in the Marines,
Speaker 1: we were in the infantry. We had guys from every race,
Speaker 1: every culture out there. We regularly talked about this stuff,
Speaker 1: and we said horrible things to each other, the worst
Speaker 1: things in the world, and we would laugh and laugh
Speaker 1: and have fun. That's how normal people talk about this stuff.
Speaker 1: It's the people who are scared to talk about it.
Speaker 1: That's how you have to be wary of. I don't.
Speaker 1: I refuse to live under these modern rules where there
Speaker 1: are all these things I'm not allowed to say. I'm
Speaker 1: not doing that, yo, Jesse. If you could host a
Speaker 1: party with three people from history, who would they be
Speaker 1: and why one? One would be Julius Caesar, with the
Speaker 1: exception of Jesus Christ, who Chris's people killed. Julius Caesar
Speaker 1: I find to be the most fascinating human being in
Speaker 1: the history of the planet. I mean he on top
Speaker 1: of being a certified genius, like he could dictate multiple
Speaker 1: letters while writing letters in his mind just didn't work
Speaker 1: like other people. He was wildly charismatic, and he might
Speaker 1: be the best general ever. On top of everything else.
Speaker 1: Think I was an amazing general, just a fascinating human being.
Speaker 1: They don't make very many Julius Caesar's out there. Caesar
Speaker 1: would definitely be one. I'm doing this on the fly
Speaker 1: now too. I would kind of love to pick Genghis
Speaker 1: Khan's brain. Is that weird? I would love to sit
Speaker 1: down with Genghis Khan and just pick his brain. I
Speaker 1: want to know how his mind worked. I mean, you
Speaker 1: can say he murdered forty million people, and of course
Speaker 1: that's true, but still a fascinating human being, a very
Speaker 1: fascinating human being. And third, who one human being, one person,
Speaker 1: one person, you know, George Washington would be pretty cool
Speaker 1: to spend some time with, and it would be fascinating
Speaker 1: to see, you know, how much of the myth is
Speaker 1: real and how much of it is just myth, because
Speaker 1: the guy's been mythologized and I love him, you know,
Speaker 1: he's one of my favorites. But all right, we are
Speaker 1: going to do this again. We're gonna do this again
Speaker 1: on Monday, though, because I'm apparently out of time. That's
Speaker 1: all Ta soud take sold take