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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from the League.

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Speaker 1: It's Steve Renazzisi March twentieth through the twenty second. Tikets

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Speaker 1: are available at Parlorlive dot com and you can call

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Speaker 1: four two five, two eight nine seven thousands your shot

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Speaker 1: at twicks coming up next to me, I'm moving ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five. Hello all, I was looking for Monica speaking.

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Speaker 1: Hey Monica, this is Seth McElroy. I'm the branding consultant

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Speaker 1: that was supposed to call you. Eileen gave me your number.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh yes, Hi, how are you. Congratulations on starting

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Speaker 1: a new business. That's exciting. Thank you. I am really excited.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, so I'm happy to hear from you. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It takes a lot of guts to be a small

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Speaker 1: business owner. I remember opening my first business, talk about

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Speaker 1: an easy way to ruin a marriage, Just start a business.

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Speaker 1: They always say, right, that's kind of depressing. Oh, you know,

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Speaker 1: it is what it is. It's truth, right, Okay. They

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Speaker 1: always told me when I got into business school, the

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Speaker 1: first stop sign on the road to divorce is opening

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Speaker 1: up your own business. Welcome to it, though, Okay, Well

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Speaker 1: that's why I'm here to help you out. So why

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Speaker 1: don't you tell me a little bit about the business

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Speaker 1: you want to open? Um, Well, it's a restaurant that

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Speaker 1: I've always envisioned. So oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Monica.

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Speaker 1: Did you say restaurant? Yeah? Oh my god. You're not

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Speaker 1: doing that, are you? Yeah? I am. You read the statistics,

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Speaker 1: you know the failure rate on those things. You might

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Speaker 1: as well just punch yourself in the face and snap

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Speaker 1: out of that dream. Okay, you know, I just find

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Speaker 1: it so strange. You don't even know anything about my restaurant,

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Speaker 1: anything about Hey, you know, I guess I'm the consultant here,

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Speaker 1: but I don't know what I'm talking about. Why don't

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Speaker 1: you lay it on me. What's your restaurant all about? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm opening up an organic restaurant. Organic an organic restaurant

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Speaker 1: is some kind of hippie. This is not gonna end

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Speaker 1: well for you. Okay, wait a minute. You just use

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Speaker 1: the F word, Yes, I did. That word gets thrown

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Speaker 1: about a lot in business meetings. So if you can't

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Speaker 1: handle that, sister, then I don't know what to tell you,

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Speaker 1: because you're probably not going to be very successful. You're

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Speaker 1: very inflammatory. I don't even know what to say to you.

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Speaker 1: I am just speechless. I know what to say to you.

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Speaker 1: Two words. Corn dogs. Listen. You want a garden, go

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Speaker 1: to home depot. Okay, you want to kick ass restaurant.

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Speaker 1: Listen what I'm about to tell you. Corn dogs are

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Speaker 1: the way to go. You're laughing right now, Monica, And

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. You open up a corn dog restaurant,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be laughing all the way to the bank.

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Speaker 1: You do your little organic flower pot call it. You

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Speaker 1: were going to be belly up within a week. Huh.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why you're laughing. Sorry to say this,

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Speaker 1: but I kind of think you're an idiot. You're I

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Speaker 1: don't think you're good at what you do, and you're not.

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Speaker 1: I don't think we're not for each other. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: you're not in the making money business. Then I just

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Speaker 1: don't know how you think. How can I trust someone

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Speaker 1: that says that the food of the future is corn dogs?

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Speaker 1: I mean, and I don't know why Eileen would think

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Speaker 1: that this would even work. I mean, how do you

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Speaker 1: know her? Oh that's what you think we're fit, that's simple. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know Eileen because she emailed me to call you.

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Speaker 1: Because this is actually jewel from Brook and Jewel. In

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Speaker 1: the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Really, yes, really, your friend Eileen

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Speaker 1: set you up. Oh my gosh. She told us that

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Speaker 1: you were opening up a restaurant and wanted you to

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Speaker 1: have the worst consultant ever. Oh god, no, you you

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Speaker 1: really were the worst consultant. And I have to tell you.

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Speaker 1: I'm halfway to crying. So you better hop on the

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Speaker 1: corn dog train before it leaves a station. Baby. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll be on that corn Dog train. Wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with Jubil Fooe taps weekday mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Oh now to win two hundred and fifty bucks one eight,

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Speaker 1: six six, Moving ninety two five