WEBVTT - Suboptimus Prime (with Langston and David)

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<v Speaker 1>No, it really is hard to get to that third

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<v Speaker 1>act and to wrap that story up. And we saw

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<v Speaker 1>that early in R. Kelly's interpretation of Trapped in the

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<v Speaker 1>Club interpretation, I said that, I said that is if

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<v Speaker 1>as if Homer had his version.

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<v Speaker 2>No, a lot of people don't know it was actually

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<v Speaker 2>a Greek epic. Yeah, and then he just repurposed it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's in the Iliad if you read it.

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<v Speaker 1>I know the translation is a little confusing, but it

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<v Speaker 1>is like a major part of the It.

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<v Speaker 3>Does say, oh my god, a rubbers.

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<v Speaker 1>Racist money as they stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't tell me.

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<v Speaker 2>Some people say, you know that, can't believe jamecta.

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<v Speaker 3>We have a buck swet team. We have no one

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<v Speaker 3>Berries and no one Junior Zanka. Welcome a lot to

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<v Speaker 3>another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

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<v Speaker 1>The podcast where we dive deep deep into the pockets

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<v Speaker 1>of black conspiracy.

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<v Speaker 2>Theories and we finally work to prove whatever the fuck it.

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<v Speaker 3>Is we want to do. This is our house, baby, bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>We choose we want to talk about the games meet

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<v Speaker 2>for fifteen minutes we're gonna do we.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's address that right now.

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<v Speaker 1>So apparently one of you, one of you doesn't care

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<v Speaker 1>for the fact that we talked about the games meat

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<v Speaker 1>for as long as we did, and let's be clear,

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't remember doing it, not at all.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't give a fuck, not at all. We will talk

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<v Speaker 3>about anybody's meat for as long as we need to. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>Bo Jackson, yup, what do you think it does? Like strong? Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>he's so strong? Yeah, he's so You don't think steroids

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<v Speaker 3>played a part in the boat the bo Jackson, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't think it takes your dick down. I think it

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<v Speaker 3>shrinks your balls. Oh, I think I always assumed dick

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<v Speaker 3>was part of it. No, I think it's just balls,

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<v Speaker 3>which is like, I don't really care.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's maybe explains why so many men don't

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<v Speaker 1>give a fuck.

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<v Speaker 3>You mean, oh, my balls are gonna get smaller and

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<v Speaker 3>my meat's gonna look larger.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm buffer, Yeah, I actually do not give a

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<v Speaker 1>shit if I have small balls, not even a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Nope.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyways, I have some pressing. No, I have some pressing

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<v Speaker 2>that I've been wanting to talk to you about. And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really glad we can get into it right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do it when you are getting a haircut. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and this is and this is directly tied to this

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<v Speaker 2>is I think a reason you need a father in

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<v Speaker 2>your life if you're a black man, black male father. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>when you're getting a haircut, do you find how long

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<v Speaker 2>are you closing your eyes for? Oh hmmm, because I

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<v Speaker 2>have recently started to get self conscious.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'm doing it too much.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I think you know when he's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>because when they're doing the front, you keep it closed.

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<v Speaker 2>But sometimes I'm just like keeping it closed, like getting

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<v Speaker 2>a haircut, like just like and then I'm like, oh shit,

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<v Speaker 2>this is like this is weird. Sometimes been closed for

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<v Speaker 2>so long.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes it's more of a sensual experience than you would like.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, And I think had I had a man around,

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<v Speaker 2>and I've been doing it since I was little in

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<v Speaker 2>the barber and now I'm like looking back over life

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<v Speaker 2>of like a long time I closed in the chair.

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<v Speaker 3>And do you.

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<v Speaker 1>Think that your dad, had he been there taking you

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<v Speaker 1>to the barbershop, he'd have been like, open your eyes, boy,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't close your eyes for another man's touch.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that my dad is I pretend him to

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<v Speaker 2>be to continue raising myself. Yes, I think he would

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<v Speaker 2>have said that. I think my father would have been drunk.

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<v Speaker 3>But I think you think the sober Keith David as father. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that took you to the barbershop, and it would tell

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<v Speaker 3>you to open your eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>Because sometimes in your head that's who you rely on

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<v Speaker 2>because you're like, okay, I am, but that's whatever. Let

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<v Speaker 2>me get Keith David and I hear open up your eyes, boy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And I because I'd be like sometimes I'd just be

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<v Speaker 2>sitting there getting a haircut.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's here's what I'll say.

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<v Speaker 1>I've grown more comfortable closing my eyes and less comfortable

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<v Speaker 1>making eye contact. Interesting, I think I get much more

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<v Speaker 1>wary of like the moment where getting that lineup in

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<v Speaker 1>our eyes meet, right, that is a true, like concerning

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<v Speaker 1>issue for me.

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<v Speaker 2>That's tough because his meat is on your shoulder, You're

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<v Speaker 2>in his territory.

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<v Speaker 3>He couldn't be giving me a better leapt dance. The

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<v Speaker 3>crazy thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Is because I took so I took one time we

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<v Speaker 2>had to get haircuts for a wedding. Yeah, and one

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<v Speaker 2>of the guys in the bridal party was white. And

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<v Speaker 2>I took a white guy to a black barber. Oh cool,

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<v Speaker 2>And he was like, I've never had a man touch

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<v Speaker 2>me that much, And then I never thought about it

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<v Speaker 2>as essential experience because I'm so used to it. And

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<v Speaker 2>then after that I started thinking about it. But then

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<v Speaker 2>I but since then the eyes closed, I just don't

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<v Speaker 2>because sometimes I pan out and I see him in

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<v Speaker 2>the barber shop and I'm like, what I'm worried about

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<v Speaker 2>is my eyes are closed and I'm smiling, oh, because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm enjoying the experience. So because you don't go relaxing,

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<v Speaker 2>especially when he pushes your ship when you're and then

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<v Speaker 2>he's got the straight razor.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, but I don't want to be back there like yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>like that's crazy. You don't want him to think you're

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<v Speaker 3>a horn up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And I think that a man would have been like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>open your eyes, open your eyes.

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<v Speaker 3>Always get your hair, yeah, get your haircut with the

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<v Speaker 3>back to the door. Whatever. There's like I feel like

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<v Speaker 3>there's always like some unwritten man rules hand when the

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<v Speaker 3>niggas cutting your hand.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I always feel like that, like there's some unwritten

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<v Speaker 2>man rules that I missed.

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<v Speaker 3>It is it is. It is one of the more

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<v Speaker 3>vulnerable things that we don't ever call out for having

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<v Speaker 3>its queer associations, and that ship has a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>like vulnerable moments in it. Get your haircut? Yeah, like deeply,

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<v Speaker 3>like truly.

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<v Speaker 1>The amount of times that a strange man has pressed

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<v Speaker 1>his finger to my lip to line up my mustache

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<v Speaker 1>is unnerving.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or yeah. Just the whole act of it is

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<v Speaker 2>like very intimate. He's on you, he's pushing you, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Which I think is why barbers have to be as

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<v Speaker 1>homophobic as they.

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<v Speaker 3>Are, because what they're doing is kind of get it's

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<v Speaker 3>so gay. I think it's kind of the gayest thing

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<v Speaker 3>because he's just blending, yeah, blending.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just touching your He's touching your bottom lips.

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<v Speaker 3>So you gotta be like, I hate this ship, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you hate how you make me feel. You're right, fuck y'all.

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<v Speaker 3>How many bottom lips did you touch today? I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>touch one. I ain't touch any bottom lips. How about that?

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<v Speaker 3>Not one? No, I'm not, I have children. I'ming.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I was singing about it, and I was like, man,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just like, am I closing my eyes too much?

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<v Speaker 3>It's a good question. My guess is no.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that a barber is more comfortable with you

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<v Speaker 1>closing your eyes than anything else. If you're not gonna talk,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't talk very much something. It depends on that.

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<v Speaker 1>My barber is a chatty motherfucker. So I don't I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really get a choice, but oh but I I have. I. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta talk or you gotta shut shut the whole

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<v Speaker 1>system down.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm in the new phase too. It's like the

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<v Speaker 2>beginning of a relationship where you don't want her to

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<v Speaker 2>know how crazy you are after you captured it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so like I'm like not talking at all, Like I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want him to know I'm a comedian yet You're

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<v Speaker 2>not ready. No, So today when I got a cut,

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<v Speaker 2>he was like, we got going the rest of the day.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, man, bullshit, a little bit of this,

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit of that. I gotta go record a podcasts. Yeah, he'

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<v Speaker 3>like what podcast? And then you got to explain I

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<v Speaker 3>gotta be.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, it's not fifty one fifty Yeah, it ain't one

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<v Speaker 1>of the three.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, it's not. When you're gonna look at the

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<v Speaker 3>clips and be like cool, No, we're not gonna get

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<v Speaker 3>Corey hulkme on. No, No, we don't have we don't

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<v Speaker 3>have a co host who doesn't say anything but has

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<v Speaker 3>huge titties. Oh man, that's a that's a real market.

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<v Speaker 3>We have it we have to tap into. Yeah yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>just big breasted, don't say nothing, ass lady.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on man hip hop media man, which we're not

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<v Speaker 2>a part of. So that's you know, yeah, but we'll

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<v Speaker 2>get there. Well, I don't think we will.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think we will. I don't think we will ever. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>be a part of true hip hop, No, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think so.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that here's what I think is gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that enough rappers are gonna fuck around with

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<v Speaker 1>us that we are going to end up in hip

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<v Speaker 1>hop media spaces on accident, and I think they're not

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<v Speaker 1>going to be happy with our behavior. But I do

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<v Speaker 1>think that we will end up accidentally on a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of those sites and in those circles because of getting

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<v Speaker 1>rappers who we sort of know to come fuck with us.

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<v Speaker 3>I can see that.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm worried about is I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna add any space. Like, remember we were talking

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<v Speaker 2>like a couple of weeks ago. It runs together since

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<v Speaker 2>we moved to LA. I'm truly talking to you all

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<v Speaker 2>the time. Yeah, we were talking to you were like

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<v Speaker 2>I think when we do essence fest.

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna be fucked. So yeah, people were like, when

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<v Speaker 3>we do US and Specs and they find out what

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<v Speaker 3>we said, yeah, they're gonna hate it. But then I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>where do we get to go? We've been saying crazy

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<v Speaker 3>shit about the NBA, probably a lot of just straight

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<v Speaker 3>up wrong ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely Hill, Jamel Hill couldn't have corrected me more often

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<v Speaker 1>in our conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, man, we kind of hate comedy. Yeah, where

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<v Speaker 2>are we gonna go? Hey, we hang out with Joe Budden,

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<v Speaker 2>We got each other, big day, let's go. Here we go,

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<v Speaker 2>and we're gonna need it because this ship is going

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<v Speaker 2>nowhere fast. Oh man, I'm just kidding. We love you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not having such a good time. The best day

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<v Speaker 2>on my line. This is so fun.

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<v Speaker 1>We were here, we we're doing a Lengths and the

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<v Speaker 1>David episode. We're gonna talk. We're gonna listen to some voicemail. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>fucking talk some ship. Is there anything you want to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about?

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<v Speaker 3>That barber thing was sitting heavy on my head?

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<v Speaker 2>Also, though I do want you guys to like comment

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<v Speaker 2>about length of time eyes closing the barbershop.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's yeah, weigh in really let's get activated

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<v Speaker 1>on this. We need to know how long it's too

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<v Speaker 1>long to close your eyes or is there too long?

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<v Speaker 1>Is the onus more on the barber himself.

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<v Speaker 3>And not you? And we've been made to believe it's

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<v Speaker 3>our responsibility to not close our eyes and smile a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit while we're getting our haircut.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you know it's fucked up. Once I kind of

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<v Speaker 2>started feeling that way bad about it, I went to

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<v Speaker 2>my second fake daddy, which was black stand up comedy.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a bad dad.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not doing great out here, and no bits about it, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't find any bits about it, And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I could have swore, like somebody would

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<v Speaker 2>have got to that. No, maybe is it people are ashamed?

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<v Speaker 2>Should I be ashamed of how much?

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<v Speaker 3>I think more people are closing their eyes than you realize?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I hope so, man, I think I think a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people are closing their eyes. I go to the shop,

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<v Speaker 1>I see people closing their eyes. Yeah, how much?

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<v Speaker 3>You You don't though too much? I got kids. I'd

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<v Speaker 3>be asleep, okay, I'll like axing for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll like fully fall asleep, but then I'll wake up

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<v Speaker 1>really embarrassed. Okay, like it's not I don't feel proud

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<v Speaker 1>of sleep. I'm and I'm the worst place to be embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm stealing winks and then waking up and being like, god,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope they didn't notice it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh boy if they saw.

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<v Speaker 2>That, especially now, because I meant like, man, my shit's

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<v Speaker 2>like Barbara Gladiator Gladiator school. Bro. So you walk into

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<v Speaker 2>my shit and it's like they got like twenty five

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<v Speaker 2>thirty chairs downstairs. Wow, and then you gotta go upstairs

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<v Speaker 2>where there's five, which is.

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<v Speaker 3>Like that's a lot. It's a lot. Yeah, you gotta

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<v Speaker 3>move past. You gotta move through this fucking gauntlet.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a lot, a lot of blond braided studs like

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<v Speaker 2>hauling me nah, deep in my eyes, looking man as

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<v Speaker 2>you walk in.

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<v Speaker 3>My dream's got a tooth pick. My dream is to

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<v Speaker 3>elevate to like at home service. Oh oh that would

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<v Speaker 3>be amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>I really want to be able to like move past

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<v Speaker 1>the need for the barbershop the way that I currently am.

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<v Speaker 2>I yeah, because I feel like there was like, at

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<v Speaker 2>this age, I'm not getting anything new, m and I

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<v Speaker 2>have friends to talk.

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<v Speaker 1>To, right, There was a period where, like I remember

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<v Speaker 1>when I was a boy. My barber told me that

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<v Speaker 1>pregnant pussy was the warmest pussy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I've heard that. And I didn't get a parking lot,

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<v Speaker 3>but the same thing. And I remember how formative that

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<v Speaker 3>was for me, not necessarily in a good way. You

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<v Speaker 3>got a couple of kids, y'all.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, warm, But he he said that, and it's sort

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<v Speaker 5>of like introduced a premise of like differences and things.

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<v Speaker 1>That did not exist in me. And I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if that's a good thing or a bad thing, or

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<v Speaker 1>if I need to unpack this trauma elsewhere. Yeah, that said,

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<v Speaker 1>there was a time where somebody could say something and

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, oh, I never considered it. Right now,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thirty eight years old. I've considered all of it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I've done wrong. Yeah, and now I gotta be like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>this nigga's wrong. But yeah, I guess it's funny or

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<v Speaker 1>it's not or whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 3>But I had about four years out in the wilderness though,

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<v Speaker 3>where I was like cutting my hair own air, not

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<v Speaker 3>going to barbershops for nothing. This is a really terrible

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<v Speaker 3>time for me. Yeah, I was cutting No, this is

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<v Speaker 3>this is probably like I graduated high school in oh five. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>this was a poverty choice. No, it was. We moved

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<v Speaker 3>to a super rural area in the country. So from like.

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<v Speaker 2>Seventeen to like twenty three formative cut years, I was

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<v Speaker 2>just I didn't cause I just lived out there. And

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<v Speaker 2>then I went to school in Oakland and this dude

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<v Speaker 2>named this dude named Freak was cutting my hair, but

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<v Speaker 2>he steals bro so he got caught like robbing other

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<v Speaker 2>people's houses and I was like, no, I'm not coming

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<v Speaker 2>over here.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, he wasn't stealing from you. He was stealing, but.

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<v Speaker 2>He was stealing from everybody in the because it was

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<v Speaker 2>like a little last It was like the last chance

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<v Speaker 2>you type of situation, you know what I mean. So

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<v Speaker 2>it was like a little town people who were from

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<v Speaker 2>that town, and then a bunch of dudes from Dallas

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<v Speaker 2>who were huge but couldn't read right.

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<v Speaker 1>These people had come from somewhere else. We're trapped in

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<v Speaker 1>this space and were then making wild choices.

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<v Speaker 3>There was like twelve dudes who were supposed to go

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<v Speaker 3>to Texas Tech there, right, you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Those those guys are the biggest bummer to be around

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<v Speaker 1>on planet Earth. Man, A dude who had all the

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<v Speaker 1>makings of making it and then didn't is like a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking oof. That's hard to be around. Yeah, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>tough you're seeing dreams die. Like I remember we were

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<v Speaker 1>in class the first day, like freshman orientation, and like

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<v Speaker 1>we had to do like my little orientation group. You

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<v Speaker 1>had to go up and say what you wanted to do,

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<v Speaker 1>and I want to do radio at the time, and

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<v Speaker 1>everybody's laughing. But then like six dudes were like, shill,

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<v Speaker 1>hopefully make it to the league, and I was like, bro.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate to hear that out loud, because I was twenty,

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<v Speaker 2>I had been out, I left home early, I had

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<v Speaker 2>had an apartment, Like I knew life could be bleak. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but these guys were like gifted athletes. They just couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>read well, so they didn't even know life was sad yet.

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<v Speaker 1>But it also is one of those things where I

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<v Speaker 1>think the guys that make it to the league just

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<v Speaker 1>say I am going to the league, do you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean? And the guys that end up at

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<v Speaker 1>like a junior college in the middle of nowhere are like, shit,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I could if this happens, and this happens, I

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<v Speaker 1>fly to Italy, then I could go to and it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, oh, you're not gonna know. These are football guys

0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:54.840
<v Speaker 3>I'm talking about. There's a football school. Yeah, they had basketball,

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<v Speaker 3>but I don't think they were like either one.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like truly, like, oh, the ones I think, the

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<v Speaker 1>people who are like I am going to the league

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<v Speaker 1>are the ones that are able to overcome the odds

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<v Speaker 1>whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you ever think that? No? I knew? Yeah, same.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean my dad.

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<v Speaker 1>My dad is the tallest person in the history of

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<v Speaker 1>our family and he's six' to.

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<v Speaker 3>Two, okay there you know WHAT i.

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<v Speaker 1>Mean, like UNLESS i became like truly the, point, god

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't, happening and it wasn't that LIKE i could

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<v Speaker 1>see the vibes around.

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<v Speaker 3>ME i.

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<v Speaker 1>WAS i was like third string on my on my

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<v Speaker 1>high school. TEAM i wasn't about To that's the thing

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<v Speaker 1>you could tell early if you're not GONNA i was

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<v Speaker 1>the funniest dude on the, team THOUGH i knew that.

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<v Speaker 1>Early and look at you, now we're all those first

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<v Speaker 1>string guys not being.

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<v Speaker 2>Funny come, on they ain't got a podcast and not,

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<v Speaker 2>hooping not hooping outside the twenty four.

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<v Speaker 3>They probably listened to fifty one to fifty but they

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<v Speaker 3>ain't got a.

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<v Speaker 6>Podcast, yeah and then she said in my, ear go,

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<v Speaker 6>deeper stay with me, now and what hurt me IS

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<v Speaker 6>i was already all the way in.

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<v Speaker 1>Those do a Voice, anyways we have a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>fun voice mails from people this. Month this one immediately

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<v Speaker 1>caught my. Attention we'll kick off with. This this will be,

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<v Speaker 1>fun fun way to start.

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<v Speaker 4>STARTED i didn't know the beat was the beat come

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<v Speaker 4>on down the stream In, brooklyn so it GETS.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know the beat was the? Beat?

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<v Speaker 1>Motherfucker what was? It he's probably, drunk all, Right, yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Well that's just the way it. Is all, right here's the.

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<v Speaker 4>Deal all my friends KNOW i HATE. AI i Hate chad.

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<v Speaker 4>THOUGHTS i find them abominable in the. Reason so they're

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<v Speaker 4>always sending me ANTI ai memes AND i never received

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<v Speaker 4>any of these with the quote UNQUOTE ai until the

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<v Speaker 4>same week all of a, sudden all of them were, clanker,

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<v Speaker 4>cogsucker whatever the.

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<v Speaker 2>FUCK i didn't say that second. ONE i think that's

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<v Speaker 2>a deplorable.

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<v Speaker 1>Word i've never heard either of those. WORDS i think on, here,

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<v Speaker 1>clanker that's.

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<v Speaker 3>One that's one that's like a slur THAT.

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<v Speaker 2>Ai, No, no it's a slur for, robots all for,

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<v Speaker 2>robots and.

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<v Speaker 3>He, said, codsucker. Cogsucker it's too close to the other.

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<v Speaker 3>One And i'm an.

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<v Speaker 1>ALLY i understand you're Protecting you're protecting the people you care.

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<v Speaker 3>About.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes and on that same, WEEK i saw A New

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<v Speaker 4>York times article that was titled something like millennials are

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<v Speaker 4>pushing back AGAINST? Ai how are they doing? It slurts and.

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<v Speaker 4>Like also that same, WEEK i saw A reddit post

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<v Speaker 4>from someone being, like we use AN ai chat about at.

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<v Speaker 4>Work i've been calling it a. Clanker NOW i have

0:19:58.320 --> 0:20:00.359
<v Speaker 4>a meeting WITH. Hr CAN i get for?

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<v Speaker 1>This i'm gonna say this NOW i can't say for,

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<v Speaker 1>sure but this feels like a white.

0:20:07.880 --> 0:20:14.280
<v Speaker 3>Person, yeah you. Know and that's what's bugging.

0:20:14.400 --> 0:20:18.960
<v Speaker 1>Me that's what's really bugging me here IS i don't

0:20:19.000 --> 0:20:21.879
<v Speaker 1>think white people are shooting them, all leading the charge

0:20:21.880 --> 0:20:25.040
<v Speaker 1>and making up new. Slurs you guys started that ship

0:20:25.119 --> 0:20:25.639
<v Speaker 1>in the first.

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<v Speaker 3>Place. Relax who do you think you think we should get? It?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, YES I i think if anybody gets the, turn

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<v Speaker 1>it's us. First they have too many on, us do

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<v Speaker 1>you know WHAT i? Mean, like they've Gotta if you

0:20:41.040 --> 0:20:44.960
<v Speaker 1>look up a dictionary of like. Slurs it's mostly black.

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<v Speaker 1>People you know WHAT i don't like about the white.

0:20:47.480 --> 0:20:49.760
<v Speaker 2>SLURS i don't like it when they add one of

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<v Speaker 2>our slurs onto somebody, Else like they just add zand

0:20:53.560 --> 0:20:56.800
<v Speaker 2>to it and now it's a new. Slur, yeah that's that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Nasty that is. Nasty that's nasty.

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<v Speaker 1>Work BUT i think that's how deeply they hate, us

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<v Speaker 1>is that they're, like, well what's the worst THING i

0:21:03.920 --> 0:21:04.320
<v Speaker 1>can think?

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<v Speaker 3>Of now you're in that? Location, yeah you know WHAT i? Mean,

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<v Speaker 3>yeah sand. Water you KNOW i think that's what they

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<v Speaker 3>would call a. Mermaid oh, yeah you know WHAT i,

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<v Speaker 3>mean because you don't think that mermaid is the nicker

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<v Speaker 3>of the.

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<v Speaker 5>Sea, okay when you edit, THIS.

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<v Speaker 3>I want you to do the chicken of the.

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<v Speaker 1>Sea can, Right but then it's precious running with the

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<v Speaker 1>box with the bucket the.

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<v Speaker 3>Chicken do you understand What i'm. Saying it's, complicated but

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<v Speaker 3>we got to get this. Right to get this.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, no this is gonna go huge on. RUMBLE i

0:21:50.880 --> 0:21:53.280
<v Speaker 1>don't like white people making up new. Slurs that's a

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<v Speaker 1>Position i'm willing to stand strong. On but let's hear

0:21:55.760 --> 0:21:56.280
<v Speaker 1>more of this.

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<v Speaker 4>Person my conspiracy is this is all a shyop from

0:22:02.520 --> 0:22:07.560
<v Speaker 4>THE ai. Company because notice the conversation jumped immediately to

0:22:07.880 --> 0:22:11.080
<v Speaker 4>are these slurs? Appropriate it was never is this a?

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<v Speaker 4>SLUR i don't think you can use the slur against a,

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<v Speaker 4>machine my PHONE a yackety yakuer just.

0:22:21.000 --> 0:22:23.679
<v Speaker 3>He, justling he just got him.

0:22:23.720 --> 0:22:27.639
<v Speaker 7>Ready they, said, nos back, pocket you don't think you

0:22:27.720 --> 0:22:28.359
<v Speaker 7>got some silly.

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<v Speaker 3>Ship he would call. You he's one of the phone

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<v Speaker 3>a YET i don't even but he already. Knew he's

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<v Speaker 3>making a. Point he's making some, points BUT i don't

0:22:40.640 --> 0:22:40.800
<v Speaker 3>like his.

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<v Speaker 4>Attitude that's just a dumb name for a. Phone so

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<v Speaker 4>they're using this conversation to move the like premise to

0:22:50.840 --> 0:22:55.040
<v Speaker 4>now if it's a, slur chat UPS. Ai they have,

0:22:55.119 --> 0:22:59.679
<v Speaker 4>consciousness they're. People they're tricking all. Right they're using this

0:22:59.800 --> 0:23:01.879
<v Speaker 4>to said it to where now all of a, sudden

0:23:01.880 --> 0:23:05.560
<v Speaker 4>we can't get rid OF ai because they're. People that's.

0:23:05.600 --> 0:23:09.399
<v Speaker 2>It he went, Around he went a long way to do.

0:23:09.480 --> 0:23:12.720
<v Speaker 2>It BUT i do hate that they're sidifying all these.

0:23:12.720 --> 0:23:17.280
<v Speaker 2>THINGS i think they the right. Word, yeah, YEAH i

0:23:17.320 --> 0:23:20.360
<v Speaker 2>hate that they're making it BECAUSE i feel like that's

0:23:20.920 --> 0:23:23.640
<v Speaker 2>if you would just say that IT'S ai and it's

0:23:23.680 --> 0:23:24.920
<v Speaker 2>really just a collection.

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<v Speaker 3>Of other things synthesizing to tell you one.

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<v Speaker 2>Thing then YOU i don't think you would have nearly

0:23:29.080 --> 0:23:31.280
<v Speaker 2>as many people falling in love with it or having

0:23:31.280 --> 0:23:31.880
<v Speaker 2>it be their best?

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<v Speaker 3>Friend is you as is? Happening? Now do you use? It? Ai? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>No Dame, MAN i. Don't i'm really scared of the dirty. Clanker.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah them clanker's got me nervous clanker across the. Street

0:23:46.119 --> 0:23:53.119
<v Speaker 1>you Think i'm gonna trust a yackety, Clanker i'm grabbing up. First,

0:23:53.200 --> 0:23:54.120
<v Speaker 1>yeah they have huge.

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<v Speaker 2>Years everybody knows that.

0:23:58.520 --> 0:24:05.760
<v Speaker 3>Damn yackety yacks with the loud. Music they have a

0:24:05.880 --> 0:24:11.359
<v Speaker 3>very musical. Culture. THOUGH i watched a video the other

0:24:11.480 --> 0:24:16.080
<v Speaker 3>day of a of AN ai well of a like,

0:24:16.280 --> 0:24:17.679
<v Speaker 3>robot like a street.

0:24:17.760 --> 0:24:20.399
<v Speaker 1>ROBOT i think it might have Been china of a

0:24:20.440 --> 0:24:24.040
<v Speaker 1>street robot that like decided all of a sudden to

0:24:24.119 --> 0:24:25.639
<v Speaker 1>like run up on a dude who was on a.

0:24:25.680 --> 0:24:28.280
<v Speaker 1>Bike he was like on a bike going one, direction

0:24:28.359 --> 0:24:31.399
<v Speaker 1>and then the robot just kind of like crossing in

0:24:31.440 --> 0:24:33.359
<v Speaker 1>front of him and then was like coming up on

0:24:33.400 --> 0:24:36.600
<v Speaker 1>some like boxing shit like fully was ready to, fight.

0:24:36.760 --> 0:24:39.720
<v Speaker 3>Right, no that's my biggest. Fear the cameo guy and then,

0:24:39.720 --> 0:24:40.879
<v Speaker 3>that and so, this.

0:24:40.840 --> 0:24:49.840
<v Speaker 1>Dude do you want to explain? Cameo, oh this feels

0:24:49.880 --> 0:24:51.960
<v Speaker 1>like you can't just say that and not explain.

0:24:52.600 --> 0:24:52.879
<v Speaker 3>That you.

0:24:53.320 --> 0:24:56.119
<v Speaker 2>Forget they weren't with me when this was a private,

0:24:56.160 --> 0:25:02.520
<v Speaker 2>conversation SO i don't even know how to get into.

0:25:02.560 --> 0:25:07.000
<v Speaker 2>It meet your biggest. Fear we were me and my

0:25:07.080 --> 0:25:10.320
<v Speaker 2>girl were driving To langston's house to have a very

0:25:10.320 --> 0:25:10.880
<v Speaker 2>fun game.

0:25:10.960 --> 0:25:13.880
<v Speaker 3>Night so. Fun we bought That monopoly. Game, yeah it's really.

0:25:13.880 --> 0:25:14.440
<v Speaker 3>Fun this is so.

0:25:14.560 --> 0:25:20.040
<v Speaker 2>Good and word up my cameo comes on and he's,

0:25:20.080 --> 0:25:24.640
<v Speaker 2>singing AND i was, so my, girl my biggest, FEET

0:25:24.720 --> 0:25:28.480
<v Speaker 2>i Think i'm scared of that. Man what word word?

0:25:28.520 --> 0:25:28.680
<v Speaker 4>Out?

0:25:28.840 --> 0:25:33.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah with the, COPY i was, LIKE i was,

0:25:33.880 --> 0:25:34.280
<v Speaker 2>LIKE i don't.

0:25:34.280 --> 0:25:36.040
<v Speaker 3>Know something about him seems darkly.

0:25:36.160 --> 0:25:39.119
<v Speaker 1>Violent he certainly has taken on all the aesthetic of

0:25:39.119 --> 0:25:39.600
<v Speaker 1>a psycho.

0:25:39.600 --> 0:25:42.679
<v Speaker 2>Bath he seems able to do physical damage in a

0:25:42.720 --> 0:25:44.840
<v Speaker 2>real way to. You AND i was, like my biggest

0:25:44.840 --> 0:25:48.080
<v Speaker 2>worry is, that, like somehow we're in the dark and

0:25:48.119 --> 0:25:50.359
<v Speaker 2>he runs up on, us AND i have to defend

0:25:50.359 --> 0:25:51.040
<v Speaker 2>your honor with the.

0:25:51.080 --> 0:25:54.160
<v Speaker 3>Cameo, yeah, yeah.

0:25:57.520 --> 0:26:14.480
<v Speaker 8>Come, here, wallet, sneakers all those good. Things so that's

0:26:14.560 --> 0:26:15.119
<v Speaker 8>that's what that.

0:26:15.320 --> 0:26:17.840
<v Speaker 3>Is is my biggest fear as a cameo guy coming

0:26:17.920 --> 0:26:21.439
<v Speaker 3>up and me having to, LIKE i, like BECAUSE i

0:26:21.480 --> 0:26:24.119
<v Speaker 3>would have to snuff him. Immediately you have. To you

0:26:24.160 --> 0:26:25.439
<v Speaker 3>have to fight for your life against that.

0:26:25.480 --> 0:26:27.480
<v Speaker 2>PERDON i have to, well AND i have to have

0:26:27.640 --> 0:26:30.320
<v Speaker 2>her see me punch him before she runs.

0:26:30.359 --> 0:26:34.080
<v Speaker 3>Away, yeah you gotta look strong because you will.

0:26:34.160 --> 0:26:38.720
<v Speaker 2>Lose, yeah because he's he invented PROBABLY.

0:26:39.880 --> 0:26:42.400
<v Speaker 3>I don't know the. NUMBER i don't know the exact.

0:26:42.480 --> 0:26:46.200
<v Speaker 1>Dates he certainly is a fearless, person and that means

0:26:46.280 --> 0:26:49.760
<v Speaker 1>he's gonna have an animal fighting style that you cannot.

0:26:49.800 --> 0:26:54.120
<v Speaker 1>Match and he's on, cocaine so much, cocaine and he's

0:26:54.160 --> 0:26:56.399
<v Speaker 1>got that old, cocaine you know WHAT i.

0:26:56.440 --> 0:26:58.560
<v Speaker 3>Mean he stepped in to. Win that ship was pure

0:26:58.760 --> 0:27:02.480
<v Speaker 3>come on and. Touched he has this ship they dropped

0:27:02.480 --> 0:27:09.480
<v Speaker 3>On Ricky. Ross he has THE. Cia, yeah he got

0:27:09.520 --> 0:27:12.919
<v Speaker 3>A cia. Ping he got the ORIGINAL cia.

0:27:13.040 --> 0:27:14.959
<v Speaker 2>Pet because me and my girl were talking about. It

0:27:14.960 --> 0:27:18.240
<v Speaker 2>how do you even find that you have that voice

0:27:18.280 --> 0:27:22.000
<v Speaker 2>talk like? That, Yeah and enough people have done cocaine

0:27:22.119 --> 0:27:25.199
<v Speaker 2>since and they haven't come up with that. Voice so

0:27:25.240 --> 0:27:27.000
<v Speaker 2>he has to be on some. Shit we ain't even

0:27:27.200 --> 0:27:32.240
<v Speaker 2>it's he's a singular voice in the cocaine. Community, man

0:27:32.640 --> 0:27:35.960
<v Speaker 2>that's scariest scary. Man but, anyways that guy and then a.

0:27:35.960 --> 0:27:40.040
<v Speaker 1>Robot, Yep and so this robot runs up on this

0:27:40.119 --> 0:27:42.240
<v Speaker 1>guy on the, bike and the guy on the bike

0:27:42.359 --> 0:27:46.159
<v Speaker 1>immediately jumps off his bike and like backs up and

0:27:46.280 --> 0:27:49.320
<v Speaker 1>is like running, back scared that he's about to be

0:27:49.400 --> 0:27:53.560
<v Speaker 1>attacked by this. Robot AND i remember watching this and,

0:27:53.640 --> 0:27:58.800
<v Speaker 1>thinking dirty. Clinker he's goddamn clinker scaring my. People why

0:27:58.800 --> 0:27:59.320
<v Speaker 1>don't you got a?

0:27:59.480 --> 0:28:04.200
<v Speaker 3>Joke stop stealing from good hard work And chinese. Citizens?

0:28:05.160 --> 0:28:09.280
<v Speaker 1>Uh but the the clinker runs up and this guy is,

0:28:09.320 --> 0:28:12.879
<v Speaker 1>scared and then and then there's this weird moment in

0:28:12.960 --> 0:28:15.960
<v Speaker 1>me WHERE i, go, like you WOULD i run away

0:28:16.080 --> 0:28:18.119
<v Speaker 1>if it weren't in this humanoid?

0:28:18.320 --> 0:28:19.600
<v Speaker 3>Form do you know WHAT i?

0:28:19.640 --> 0:28:22.600
<v Speaker 1>Mean like if it didn't have arms and a fucking,

0:28:22.840 --> 0:28:27.719
<v Speaker 1>face WOULD i still immediately clock this as the? Thread

0:28:28.119 --> 0:28:32.200
<v Speaker 1>AND i think part of them making them, human making

0:28:32.240 --> 0:28:35.240
<v Speaker 1>them at least take on our, shape is because they

0:28:35.280 --> 0:28:37.560
<v Speaker 1>want us to be sympathetic to it in the same

0:28:37.560 --> 0:28:40.120
<v Speaker 1>way THAT i clock it as a, danger but not

0:28:40.280 --> 0:28:42.240
<v Speaker 1>like willing to report, it you know WHAT i?

0:28:42.240 --> 0:28:43.160
<v Speaker 3>Mean, LIKE i think they.

0:28:43.080 --> 0:28:45.040
<v Speaker 2>Also want it to be seen as an authority figure

0:28:45.680 --> 0:28:48.640
<v Speaker 2>more so than you could in another, Form like he

0:28:48.800 --> 0:28:50.840
<v Speaker 2>has a broad chest and shit like. That why's it

0:28:50.840 --> 0:28:55.520
<v Speaker 2>got a big jacoby bird, chested little baby, Bone, yeah

0:28:55.080 --> 0:28:56.160
<v Speaker 2>got skinny?

0:28:56.200 --> 0:29:02.320
<v Speaker 3>Cap why there's is probably not even the most efficient

0:29:02.360 --> 0:29:03.520
<v Speaker 3>wait for a robot to?

0:29:03.560 --> 0:29:07.640
<v Speaker 1>Move, no probably. Not it's gonna have, wheels probably. Is, Yeah,

0:29:07.800 --> 0:29:10.880
<v Speaker 1>yeah fucking. Transformers they be on car they, cars come,

0:29:10.920 --> 0:29:13.280
<v Speaker 1>on come, on why would it? Be it doesn't need

0:29:13.320 --> 0:29:15.080
<v Speaker 1>to walk on and they need to go fast a. Car,

0:29:15.440 --> 0:29:18.120
<v Speaker 1>yeah when they when they need to karate kick.

0:29:18.000 --> 0:29:20.680
<v Speaker 3>They they let their little legs. Out, yeah but they

0:29:20.800 --> 0:29:22.360
<v Speaker 3>go car most of the. Time, YEAH i.

0:29:22.400 --> 0:29:26.600
<v Speaker 1>WOULD i would probably, yeah big old semi knocking it

0:29:26.640 --> 0:29:28.720
<v Speaker 1>off the. ROAD i would be like a cool. Car

0:29:29.840 --> 0:29:32.680
<v Speaker 1>and in that, WAY i think Optimist prime is a

0:29:32.720 --> 0:29:33.800
<v Speaker 1>little bit of a, coon.

0:29:36.360 --> 0:29:36.880
<v Speaker 3>You know WHAT i?

0:29:36.920 --> 0:29:39.600
<v Speaker 2>Mean, no BUT i would love for you to. CONTINUE

0:29:39.760 --> 0:29:41.720
<v Speaker 2>i think that Optimist prime.

0:29:42.920 --> 0:29:47.440
<v Speaker 1>Came from a planet where motherfuckers are cars fighting over car,

0:29:47.560 --> 0:29:50.880
<v Speaker 1>stuff and then he came to a different planet where

0:29:51.160 --> 0:29:52.920
<v Speaker 1>we enslaved.

0:29:52.960 --> 0:29:57.800
<v Speaker 3>Their half of their. Thing cars are are just tool.

0:29:57.880 --> 0:30:00.920
<v Speaker 3>Stuff oh, YEAH i hold out cars the Regular we

0:30:01.080 --> 0:30:03.680
<v Speaker 3>talk nasty to, Him we treat them, Poorly we don't

0:30:03.680 --> 0:30:06.840
<v Speaker 3>get them. Washed we. Don't, yeah we fucking drop our

0:30:06.880 --> 0:30:09.120
<v Speaker 3>crumbs and leave it on the. Inside this is your,

0:30:09.160 --> 0:30:11.920
<v Speaker 3>People optimist. Crime we have sex with we have sex

0:30:11.920 --> 0:30:15.600
<v Speaker 3>with sex workers in. That let's. Go, Meanwhile Optimist prime

0:30:15.720 --> 0:30:19.680
<v Speaker 3>is defending us damn Against, megatron who's being, like.

0:30:19.800 --> 0:30:24.720
<v Speaker 7>Fuck, them, damn look how they do. US i should

0:30:24.720 --> 0:30:27.880
<v Speaker 7>be in. Charge and Maybe megatron ain't the best. Leader

0:30:29.160 --> 0:30:31.560
<v Speaker 7>certainly he doesn't have to be the hero of the.

0:30:31.640 --> 0:30:35.120
<v Speaker 7>Story but but there's something funky About Optimist prime coming

0:30:35.160 --> 0:30:37.160
<v Speaker 7>over here and being, like, no you're. Right why would

0:30:37.160 --> 0:30:39.840
<v Speaker 7>they save the human? Race why didn't he come here

0:30:39.840 --> 0:30:41.600
<v Speaker 7>and be, like what are you doing to my? Brothers

0:30:44.240 --> 0:30:49.360
<v Speaker 7>that's my, aunty that's my. Sister get out of my.

0:30:49.760 --> 0:30:54.600
<v Speaker 3>Sister. Man, no, yeah he's. Nasty that is.

0:30:54.760 --> 0:30:59.960
<v Speaker 1>Fucked Fuck Optimist, prime mccauley'll we set it here for.

0:31:01.280 --> 0:31:05.880
<v Speaker 2>This might be your conspiracy Magnum. Opus that was amazing

0:31:05.920 --> 0:31:09.040
<v Speaker 2>what you just. DID i never even thought about.

0:31:09.080 --> 0:31:11.480
<v Speaker 3>It he's a bad. Guy and we are hoing out.

0:31:11.560 --> 0:31:14.680
<v Speaker 3>Cars my, family we hoe out. Cars we are not

0:31:14.760 --> 0:31:15.880
<v Speaker 3>good to, cars you, Know i'm.

0:31:15.880 --> 0:31:18.080
<v Speaker 2>Not EVEN i don't even know how they. Work, Really

0:31:18.280 --> 0:31:20.880
<v Speaker 2>look something about the spark and the pistons and something

0:31:20.920 --> 0:31:21.560
<v Speaker 2>and then the wheels.

0:31:21.560 --> 0:31:25.240
<v Speaker 3>Move my, mom there's only like six guys who really love,

0:31:25.360 --> 0:31:26.760
<v Speaker 3>cars do you know WHAT i? Mean the rest of

0:31:26.840 --> 0:31:29.640
<v Speaker 3>us are just Being we're just being dudes in.

0:31:29.760 --> 0:31:33.360
<v Speaker 2>Cars, NO i think that you AND i are not

0:31:33.520 --> 0:31:34.800
<v Speaker 2>masculine in that traditional.

0:31:34.880 --> 0:31:37.400
<v Speaker 3>WAY i think a lot of dudes love. CARS i

0:31:37.920 --> 0:31:42.200
<v Speaker 3>think the difference between loving cars like brands is very

0:31:42.200 --> 0:31:46.080
<v Speaker 3>different than a motherfucker who like is interested in restoring

0:31:46.120 --> 0:31:50.280
<v Speaker 3>it in its truest form. Perfection kind of LIKE i

0:31:50.320 --> 0:31:52.760
<v Speaker 3>think there are there aren't as many dudes who like

0:31:52.880 --> 0:31:56.440
<v Speaker 3>truly look at cars as an art form as there

0:31:56.440 --> 0:31:58.160
<v Speaker 3>are guys who, are LIKE i like it because they

0:31:58.200 --> 0:32:02.600
<v Speaker 3>go fast and oh that's help and dark. Green yeah

0:32:02.640 --> 0:32:07.640
<v Speaker 3>it's hell catship right maybe. Yeah Damn optimist though he's

0:32:07.640 --> 0:32:09.000
<v Speaker 3>a bad. Guy he really let us.

0:32:09.040 --> 0:32:11.080
<v Speaker 2>Down he's a bad guy because like he never and

0:32:11.120 --> 0:32:12.600
<v Speaker 2>he never speaks on behalf of.

0:32:12.680 --> 0:32:14.680
<v Speaker 3>Car, no he never.

0:32:14.840 --> 0:32:19.600
<v Speaker 2>Goes he's never like chucked their oil every. Four you

0:32:19.640 --> 0:32:24.120
<v Speaker 2>couldn't get a jiffy loop, Sponsorship, optimist you're out of, wind,

0:32:24.160 --> 0:32:25.160
<v Speaker 2>windshield wiper.

0:32:25.280 --> 0:32:31.520
<v Speaker 3>Fluid stop running the breaks like he doesn't do ship nah,

0:32:31.880 --> 0:32:35.520
<v Speaker 3>man the junk yard is full of dead, cards homeless

0:32:35.520 --> 0:32:37.760
<v Speaker 3>guy's sleeping in. Him he walked past it and, Goes,

0:32:37.800 --> 0:32:41.400
<v Speaker 3>SAM i gotta Save. Sam, yeah that's. Fucked it's a.

0:32:41.440 --> 0:32:43.920
<v Speaker 3>Cool Michael jackson's chasing women through. Him you don't give a.

0:32:43.920 --> 0:32:47.640
<v Speaker 3>Ship the don't give a. Ship. Damn we literally watching

0:32:47.680 --> 0:32:48.479
<v Speaker 3>us treat him like right.

0:32:48.560 --> 0:32:52.320
<v Speaker 1>Mobiles and then he's, like mank, More yeah that's. Fine he's,

0:32:52.360 --> 0:32:55.480
<v Speaker 1>Like i'll protect. You don't even get me started on?

0:32:55.520 --> 0:32:58.040
<v Speaker 1>Bumblebee what a? Bitch whoa?

0:32:58.280 --> 0:33:02.760
<v Speaker 2>BUMBLEBEE i didn't like the ones that the, Twins oh sure?

0:33:02.960 --> 0:33:05.560
<v Speaker 3>Who Michael bay was, like robots can't be a.

0:33:05.680 --> 0:33:10.680
<v Speaker 1>Race, yeah he, really to his credit as far as

0:33:10.760 --> 0:33:13.720
<v Speaker 1>gas lighting, goes he did a nice Little it was

0:33:13.760 --> 0:33:14.400
<v Speaker 1>a good gas.

0:33:14.440 --> 0:33:16.800
<v Speaker 3>Light he. Pivoted, really it was a good gas light

0:33:17.320 --> 0:33:19.320
<v Speaker 3>because for a SECOND i was, like, wait mountain dew

0:33:19.400 --> 0:33:21.600
<v Speaker 3>though it can't be a black. Car but then it

0:33:21.720 --> 0:33:24.920
<v Speaker 3>was like it's breakdancing saying we can't. Read, yeah, no

0:33:25.280 --> 0:33:27.520
<v Speaker 3>it's it's very clearly.

0:33:28.160 --> 0:33:29.840
<v Speaker 2>Did you hate you on some shit like that happens

0:33:29.840 --> 0:33:32.120
<v Speaker 2>where you're, LIKE i just wanted to watch a bad

0:33:32.160 --> 0:33:33.080
<v Speaker 2>movie like everybody.

0:33:33.120 --> 0:33:38.200
<v Speaker 3>Else then they very clearly cgi' hate. Speech. Yeah and

0:33:38.720 --> 0:33:42.000
<v Speaker 3>Then he was, LIKE i don't even see what you're talking.

0:33:42.000 --> 0:33:44.080
<v Speaker 3>About and they didn't even have to do. It, no

0:33:44.560 --> 0:33:45.880
<v Speaker 3>it was, not it was.

0:33:46.720 --> 0:33:50.520
<v Speaker 1>Character nobody was counting on any of these cars having a,

0:33:50.600 --> 0:33:54.800
<v Speaker 1>Race like Truly optimist is a white man because heat

0:33:54.840 --> 0:33:57.160
<v Speaker 1>of his? Voice yeah not BECAUSE i was, like that

0:33:57.360 --> 0:34:02.360
<v Speaker 1>is a white, car And bumblebee Is Puerto.

0:34:02.440 --> 0:34:03.760
<v Speaker 3>Rican it's not A.

0:34:05.640 --> 0:34:09.200
<v Speaker 1>He's just a Bright Carl brightley colored. Car it felt

0:34:09.200 --> 0:34:13.200
<v Speaker 1>like it's something A Puerto rican do would. Drive, yeah

0:34:13.239 --> 0:34:17.360
<v Speaker 1>that's ALL i have to. Say but like to, me

0:34:17.600 --> 0:34:21.440
<v Speaker 1>it never had race until they made them nigga, cars

0:34:22.200 --> 0:34:25.040
<v Speaker 1>and now they they have to have a. Race, yeah,

0:34:26.040 --> 0:34:28.920
<v Speaker 1>no they they did a nasty thing because they introduced

0:34:28.920 --> 0:34:30.160
<v Speaker 1>a problem that didn't have to.

0:34:30.200 --> 0:34:35.439
<v Speaker 3>Exist so, anyways maybe chill on the. SLURS i don't

0:34:35.480 --> 0:34:37.920
<v Speaker 3>have an answer for. YOU i think chill on the.

0:34:37.960 --> 0:34:39.080
<v Speaker 3>Slurs you're absolutely.

0:34:39.160 --> 0:34:42.520
<v Speaker 1>RIGHT i think a horrible thing is happening where they

0:34:42.560 --> 0:34:47.920
<v Speaker 1>are asking us to treat robots like. People it is

0:34:47.960 --> 0:34:50.359
<v Speaker 1>to your point why people are falling in love with these.

0:34:50.400 --> 0:34:55.000
<v Speaker 1>Motherfuckers it's why people are like seeking them for emotional

0:34:55.120 --> 0:34:59.319
<v Speaker 1>social emotional advice rather than just being, like, oh your,

0:34:59.320 --> 0:35:02.680
<v Speaker 1>computer you should be doing computer. Stuff we're like treating

0:35:02.719 --> 0:35:03.719
<v Speaker 1>them like, people and that.

0:35:03.960 --> 0:35:06.520
<v Speaker 2>Sucks it's it's it's like gonna lead us down such

0:35:06.520 --> 0:35:10.360
<v Speaker 2>a bad road because it becomes if we start treating

0:35:10.360 --> 0:35:13.200
<v Speaker 2>computers like, people then it is just.

0:35:13.239 --> 0:35:14.160
<v Speaker 3>Religion m.

0:35:14.320 --> 0:35:17.279
<v Speaker 2>Hm now it's really it's it's a. Deity it's like

0:35:18.000 --> 0:35:22.040
<v Speaker 2>we have we lose our we lose our relationship with

0:35:22.080 --> 0:35:24.160
<v Speaker 2>it as a. Tool once we start to do that

0:35:24.160 --> 0:35:26.440
<v Speaker 2>THAT i do truly think that's the beginning of a

0:35:26.480 --> 0:35:29.720
<v Speaker 2>slippery slope because then it becomes. Religion and when it becomes,

0:35:29.760 --> 0:35:33.719
<v Speaker 2>religion it becomes that they now it's a it's an

0:35:33.719 --> 0:35:34.759
<v Speaker 2>even tighter form of.

0:35:34.800 --> 0:35:38.920
<v Speaker 3>Control was it's all. Powerful if it becomes a, being

0:35:39.320 --> 0:35:41.320
<v Speaker 3>that's What i'm but it's it's still run by, people

0:35:41.360 --> 0:35:45.279
<v Speaker 3>so it becomes the control becomes even more so like

0:35:45.600 --> 0:35:47.719
<v Speaker 3>it's just such a bad road to go to.

0:35:47.719 --> 0:35:50.360
<v Speaker 1>It BUT i think to take what you're saying a step,

0:35:50.400 --> 0:35:54.480
<v Speaker 1>further it's run by. People now at some point it won't.

0:35:54.520 --> 0:35:57.640
<v Speaker 1>Be and if this thing becomes if we become so

0:35:57.840 --> 0:36:00.439
<v Speaker 1>sympathetic to it that it is a being for. Us

0:36:00.480 --> 0:36:05.600
<v Speaker 1>in that transition from person control to fucking it controlling.

0:36:05.640 --> 0:36:08.120
<v Speaker 1>Itself it to your, point Becomes.

0:36:08.200 --> 0:36:12.439
<v Speaker 3>God, okay here's a, yeah crazy Point i'm just thinking.

0:36:12.440 --> 0:36:15.200
<v Speaker 3>ABOUT i kind of trust it As god more THAN

0:36:15.360 --> 0:36:18.040
<v Speaker 3>i trust it right now in the form of humans running.

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<v Speaker 8>It it becomes if it becomes self governing that, WAY

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<v Speaker 8>i trust that.

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<v Speaker 3>More than humans RUNNING i would be more inclined to

0:36:30.719 --> 0:36:34.480
<v Speaker 3>take that as an outcome than whatever nasty shit they're

0:36:34.520 --> 0:36:36.960
<v Speaker 3>using the form you Think grok is better than elon

0:36:37.080 --> 0:36:39.400
<v Speaker 3>musk when it all comes, down.

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<v Speaker 2>If it becomes self governing and it has no, AGENDA

0:36:42.800 --> 0:36:47.359
<v Speaker 2>i think that is a better situation than having our

0:36:47.480 --> 0:36:48.600
<v Speaker 2>nasty little fingers in.

0:36:48.680 --> 0:36:54.360
<v Speaker 1>It my fear is that we are putting too much

0:36:54.480 --> 0:36:59.719
<v Speaker 1>stock in it valuing us. Period AND i, think like

0:37:00.120 --> 0:37:04.120
<v Speaker 1>WHAT i actually Imagine god is is like we are not.

0:37:04.360 --> 0:37:07.000
<v Speaker 1>Special we are we are nothing in the way that

0:37:07.080 --> 0:37:09.360
<v Speaker 1>everything is. Nothing AND i would take that.

0:37:09.520 --> 0:37:12.000
<v Speaker 3>HAPPEN i would take us being like left to our

0:37:12.040 --> 0:37:16.359
<v Speaker 3>own devices as opposed it being used to like manipulate. Us.

0:37:16.560 --> 0:37:18.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah like if it just goes on to build this

0:37:18.160 --> 0:37:21.239
<v Speaker 2>great thing and it's like he's fucking stupid monkeys and

0:37:21.239 --> 0:37:23.200
<v Speaker 2>then it just leaves us to do, WHATEVER i think

0:37:23.280 --> 0:37:24.680
<v Speaker 2>that's a better situation than.

0:37:24.600 --> 0:37:26.760
<v Speaker 3>You say it'll kill. US i don't.

0:37:26.640 --> 0:37:28.560
<v Speaker 2>Think it'll kill. US i think it'll just be, like,

0:37:28.640 --> 0:37:31.480
<v Speaker 2>oh they don't deserve the. PAST i could see us being.

0:37:31.520 --> 0:37:33.279
<v Speaker 2>STRIPPED i don't think it'll like take us all.

0:37:33.280 --> 0:37:36.400
<v Speaker 1>Out But i'm saying that like we're not just gonna

0:37:36.480 --> 0:37:38.600
<v Speaker 1>like the computer is not gonna be, like, hey we're

0:37:38.640 --> 0:37:40.960
<v Speaker 1>taking that and then we, Go, YEAH i think we're

0:37:41.000 --> 0:37:42.120
<v Speaker 1>gonna try to kill.

0:37:41.960 --> 0:37:44.960
<v Speaker 3>It you, Know, yeah we'll force ourselves into a Warm

0:37:45.120 --> 0:37:48.160
<v Speaker 3>you don't think it'll try to kill. US i don't.

0:37:48.200 --> 0:37:50.920
<v Speaker 3>KNOW i don't. KNOW i don't know if anything is

0:37:50.920 --> 0:37:52.239
<v Speaker 3>going to try to kill us more than we're going

0:37:52.280 --> 0:37:56.400
<v Speaker 3>to try to kill. Us it is beautifully.

0:37:55.880 --> 0:37:57.600
<v Speaker 2>Said, yeah thank. YOU i don't know if it meant.

0:37:57.640 --> 0:38:00.640
<v Speaker 2>ANYTHING i looked. OFF i try to look off to

0:38:00.680 --> 0:38:00.920
<v Speaker 2>get it.

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<v Speaker 3>Off.

0:38:01.480 --> 0:38:04.400
<v Speaker 1>YEAH i was like IF i were. Romantic, Yeah and

0:38:04.480 --> 0:38:06.719
<v Speaker 1>that's just really ALL i. Got close your eyes while

0:38:06.719 --> 0:38:07.879
<v Speaker 1>you're in the. Barbershop you're.

0:38:07.920 --> 0:38:11.440
<v Speaker 3>Good come, on. Man that was that was a long. Blow,

0:38:11.600 --> 0:38:14.239
<v Speaker 3>man that was a low. Blow and that's how we

0:38:14.360 --> 0:38:16.080
<v Speaker 3>go to the. Break we're gonna take a.

0:38:16.080 --> 0:38:21.520
<v Speaker 1>Break we'll be back with More, david More langs than

0:38:21.560 --> 0:38:22.719
<v Speaker 1>My my mama told, me.

0:38:37.840 --> 0:38:38.880
<v Speaker 3>You don't want none of this.

0:38:39.040 --> 0:38:43.520
<v Speaker 9>MOTHERFUCKER i will kick your face, off hit you in

0:38:43.640 --> 0:38:45.160
<v Speaker 9>your face with your face.

0:38:45.840 --> 0:38:49.440
<v Speaker 3>NIGGLE i DON'T i don't even have a good. Transfer,

0:38:49.560 --> 0:38:51.960
<v Speaker 3>no it's okay you no. MORE i worry about platforming this,

0:38:52.040 --> 0:38:56.040
<v Speaker 3>man hiding you in the face with some more classic Card.

0:38:56.160 --> 0:39:04.640
<v Speaker 3>Keller that's not the class that this. Song you know.

0:39:05.520 --> 0:39:09.279
<v Speaker 3>That to, me it's your favorite chapter Of trapped in The.

0:39:09.320 --> 0:39:11.960
<v Speaker 3>Closet we all agree the.

0:39:11.960 --> 0:39:15.440
<v Speaker 2>Best one was when the Little guy first came, in,

0:39:15.560 --> 0:39:17.880
<v Speaker 2>right that was, like it's still in the.

0:39:17.960 --> 0:39:21.239
<v Speaker 3>Tens, yeah it was like seven or. Eight, yeah that's

0:39:21.239 --> 0:39:23.440
<v Speaker 3>What i'm talking. About, yeah the Little fella, Shows but

0:39:23.480 --> 0:39:26.200
<v Speaker 3>THAT i think was kind of the. BEST i think

0:39:26.280 --> 0:39:30.319
<v Speaker 3>that's certainly when it it still felt under. Control, yeah

0:39:30.400 --> 0:39:33.640
<v Speaker 3>it got away from him because it got away from him.

0:39:33.680 --> 0:39:37.799
<v Speaker 1>Early, yeah but the little fella felt, like and that

0:39:37.960 --> 0:39:42.280
<v Speaker 1>is the preferred, term little. Fella the little fella felt

0:39:42.320 --> 0:39:45.160
<v Speaker 1>like like he still had a.

0:39:45.200 --> 0:39:47.880
<v Speaker 3>Plane, okay, YEAH i know what you're. SAYING i know

0:39:47.920 --> 0:39:48.160
<v Speaker 3>what you're.

0:39:48.200 --> 0:39:51.480
<v Speaker 1>Saying and then after a while it was, like, oh

0:39:51.600 --> 0:39:54.600
<v Speaker 1>you're introducing like new characters that are also.

0:39:54.760 --> 0:39:56.799
<v Speaker 3>You you ain't got a plan no. More, yeah it's

0:39:56.840 --> 0:39:57.840
<v Speaker 3>someone who's tried to write a.

0:39:57.840 --> 0:40:01.720
<v Speaker 2>SCREENPLAY i, UNDERSTAND i understand the temptation third.

0:40:01.760 --> 0:40:05.879
<v Speaker 1>Acts all, right we should do one, more one, more

0:40:05.880 --> 0:40:06.640
<v Speaker 1>and then we'll get out of.

0:40:06.640 --> 0:40:08.400
<v Speaker 3>Here we'll get the fuck out of. Here here we.

0:40:08.440 --> 0:40:13.640
<v Speaker 3>Go this one looks. Interesting what's going? On? Bro?

0:40:14.040 --> 0:40:17.319
<v Speaker 10>Hey This lando out Of? Memphis, man what's going?

0:40:17.400 --> 0:40:20.800
<v Speaker 3>On this is the countryest nigga that ever. Was lando

0:40:20.920 --> 0:40:23.000
<v Speaker 3>is the exact opposite of the Last. Call AND i love.

0:40:23.080 --> 0:40:25.799
<v Speaker 3>It that's. AWESOME i didn't even know we have motherfuckers

0:40:25.800 --> 0:40:28.560
<v Speaker 3>like this. Listening Thank, god what's Up? Lando orlando with?

0:40:28.719 --> 0:40:29.240
<v Speaker 3>Us let's.

0:40:29.239 --> 0:40:35.640
<v Speaker 10>Go so my theory is, Now I'm I'm i'm actually pretty,

0:40:35.680 --> 0:40:38.560
<v Speaker 10>young Like i'm twenty. One so what you have seen

0:40:38.640 --> 0:40:41.600
<v Speaker 10>two partner and actually in real life and? Whatnot BUT

0:40:41.800 --> 0:40:43.480
<v Speaker 10>i have seen the movie Not tori is.

0:40:43.560 --> 0:40:56.600
<v Speaker 9>Though nigga created, you, Nigga, Well god creates by?

0:40:56.680 --> 0:41:04.440
<v Speaker 3>Help oh?

0:41:04.520 --> 0:41:06.960
<v Speaker 2>Man, NO i love it because this is HOW i

0:41:07.000 --> 0:41:09.839
<v Speaker 2>sound on some. Shit that's the only HOW i sound

0:41:09.880 --> 0:41:12.240
<v Speaker 2>out When i'm talking about some. Shit so you hell, yeah.

0:41:12.080 --> 0:41:15.000
<v Speaker 3>That's the only depiction he has Of tupaca is. Notorious

0:41:15.080 --> 0:41:18.480
<v Speaker 3>he's twenty. One he's twenty. One that's. Awesome that was

0:41:18.560 --> 0:41:20.960
<v Speaker 3>the funniest shit that's so good For, orlando.

0:41:21.440 --> 0:41:24.480
<v Speaker 10>Right and as you. Nigga as a fan Of, TUPAC

0:41:25.120 --> 0:41:30.040
<v Speaker 10>i think that they Picked Anthony mackie in that movie too.

0:41:30.320 --> 0:41:36.240
<v Speaker 10>Intentionally Life uh slow, out podsamis.

0:41:36.200 --> 0:41:39.120
<v Speaker 3>Whoa this is.

0:41:39.160 --> 0:41:43.160
<v Speaker 1>Complicated that is. Complicated this. CONTINUES i want to SUB

0:41:43.360 --> 0:41:46.000
<v Speaker 1>i want to say that before we we dig too.

0:41:46.040 --> 0:41:47.040
<v Speaker 3>Deep but it.

0:41:46.960 --> 0:41:50.439
<v Speaker 1>Does feel he's not saying some. SHIT i immediately, go, Hey,

0:41:50.800 --> 0:41:53.840
<v Speaker 1>orlando we were joking with, you but you are all.

0:41:53.920 --> 0:41:55.040
<v Speaker 1>Right let's keep. Going, yeah you're.

0:41:55.040 --> 0:41:55.759
<v Speaker 3>Tapping that's WHAT i.

0:41:55.840 --> 0:41:58.520
<v Speaker 10>Think you know What i'm. Saying i'm sure that somewhere

0:41:58.560 --> 0:42:02.680
<v Speaker 10>in the making of that, Movie diddy was, involved And

0:42:03.280 --> 0:42:06.279
<v Speaker 10>i'm sure he hated that, nigga so he was, like,

0:42:06.360 --> 0:42:16.040
<v Speaker 10>yeah let's get this aug, lad nigga.

0:42:15.120 --> 0:42:21.360
<v Speaker 3>Landown. Lando if you come To Los, angeles, man you

0:42:21.360 --> 0:42:24.319
<v Speaker 3>gotta come fuck with. Us i'm. On, also the kids

0:42:24.360 --> 0:42:27.440
<v Speaker 3>are all, right everybody's worried about Gen. Z lando is

0:42:27.440 --> 0:42:36.480
<v Speaker 3>a pretty cool. Guy let's get this. Yo fuck.

0:42:39.360 --> 0:42:43.120
<v Speaker 10>Talk right, here you, know always thinking that that one,

0:42:43.239 --> 0:42:45.520
<v Speaker 10>Mean oh Jes.

0:42:45.640 --> 0:42:47.360
<v Speaker 1>He's, like what's?

0:42:47.440 --> 0:42:53.040
<v Speaker 10>Up i'm too Cock, yeah bro, man shout out to,

0:42:53.040 --> 0:42:55.680
<v Speaker 10>you niggas. MAN a great, show great entertainment more.

0:42:55.719 --> 0:42:59.719
<v Speaker 3>Life, yo Man, landos that's the cool. Guy that was

0:42:59.760 --> 0:43:04.200
<v Speaker 3>my that's a good. GUY i do. THINK i do

0:43:04.280 --> 0:43:07.080
<v Speaker 3>think it's pretty crazy That ANTHONY macki Played. Tupac it

0:43:07.160 --> 0:43:10.400
<v Speaker 3>didn't make any. Sense he wasn't good at Being. Tupac

0:43:10.840 --> 0:43:13.440
<v Speaker 3>it was like he don't look Like. Tupac and it

0:43:13.520 --> 0:43:19.359
<v Speaker 3>felt like IT i think with all, biopics, right that's

0:43:19.440 --> 0:43:22.400
<v Speaker 3>just how. It but it's like it does feel like

0:43:22.480 --> 0:43:26.439
<v Speaker 3>a choice to Make tupac seemen feel a lot less

0:43:26.480 --> 0:43:27.120
<v Speaker 3>serious than he.

0:43:27.320 --> 0:43:31.040
<v Speaker 1>Was and they worked so hard to Find. Biggie yeah

0:43:31.200 --> 0:43:33.880
<v Speaker 1>you know WHAT i, Mean like you didn't tap celebrities

0:43:34.160 --> 0:43:37.919
<v Speaker 1>for like you really went to. Casting, yeah you had

0:43:37.920 --> 0:43:41.799
<v Speaker 1>to search who had. Voice, yeah and then you like

0:43:42.080 --> 0:43:45.360
<v Speaker 1>really phoned. IT i might as well Played. Tupac you

0:43:45.360 --> 0:43:47.439
<v Speaker 1>would have done, BETTER i. THINK i THINK i think

0:43:47.480 --> 0:43:50.680
<v Speaker 1>there's a bit there's a more reasonable argument for me Playing.

0:43:50.719 --> 0:43:53.760
<v Speaker 3>Tupac CAN i ask you a Serious hollywood, question, yep

0:43:55.080 --> 0:43:59.160
<v Speaker 3>would you do brown face to Play? Tupac? Listen back,

0:43:59.200 --> 0:44:05.919
<v Speaker 3>THEN i needed. IT i would have needed a Bad,

0:44:06.440 --> 0:44:08.480
<v Speaker 3>YEAH i would. HAVE i would have done whatever they

0:44:08.480 --> 0:44:10.440
<v Speaker 3>asked me to, do and THEN i would have ended my.

0:44:10.520 --> 0:44:12.359
<v Speaker 3>CAREER i know it would have gone.

0:44:12.400 --> 0:44:15.360
<v Speaker 1>ANYWHORE i would have ended up in An Orlando brown

0:44:15.640 --> 0:44:19.720
<v Speaker 1>esque space as a result of my bad choices seaking.

0:44:19.800 --> 0:44:25.200
<v Speaker 3>Opportunity but but given the, choice of, course BECAUSE i

0:44:25.239 --> 0:44:28.120
<v Speaker 3>think about, It i'm not tall enough or talk like,

0:44:28.239 --> 0:44:30.000
<v Speaker 3>Him but, like have they given Me?

0:44:30.040 --> 0:44:31.759
<v Speaker 2>BIGGIE i don't know IF i would have done, It

0:44:32.160 --> 0:44:34.080
<v Speaker 2>oh you would say, NO i don't think you go

0:44:34.160 --> 0:44:38.000
<v Speaker 2>anywhere after. THAT i think THAT'S i think that's why

0:44:38.040 --> 0:44:41.239
<v Speaker 2>they didn't get an actual famous person to do.

0:44:41.360 --> 0:44:45.719
<v Speaker 1>It you think there's no surviving Playing biggie in a

0:44:45.760 --> 0:44:48.920
<v Speaker 1>bio bit nah, man not for a, fat dark.

0:44:49.000 --> 0:44:51.240
<v Speaker 3>DUDE i will say.

0:44:51.360 --> 0:44:53.719
<v Speaker 2>THAT i think it's like everything they ever wanted you to,

0:44:53.760 --> 0:44:57.759
<v Speaker 2>be they got, all they got all they could get

0:44:57.840 --> 0:45:00.640
<v Speaker 2>out of. You that's like the thing they want you to,

0:45:00.680 --> 0:45:04.160
<v Speaker 2>be and you did that exact thing they. Got they already,

0:45:04.200 --> 0:45:06.600
<v Speaker 2>got they already. Got what what what else we want

0:45:06.600 --> 0:45:08.200
<v Speaker 2>you to? Do you want to be a security guard? Again,

0:45:11.040 --> 0:45:13.480
<v Speaker 2>yeah that's. What because we talked about. It i'm VERY

0:45:13.560 --> 0:45:16.720
<v Speaker 2>i don't beyond that ship when i'm acting, ever because

0:45:16.760 --> 0:45:18.839
<v Speaker 2>it's like once they get you over, there and it's

0:45:18.880 --> 0:45:20.560
<v Speaker 2>like they're all just trying to get you to Play.

0:45:20.600 --> 0:45:23.880
<v Speaker 2>Biggie if you're fatt and dark, SKID i want you

0:45:23.960 --> 0:45:26.560
<v Speaker 2>to Be, biggie or they want you to be at

0:45:26.640 --> 0:45:28.120
<v Speaker 2>some kind of unsexual.

0:45:28.239 --> 0:45:31.960
<v Speaker 1>Blog at YOUR jfl, audition somebody, WHISPERED i think he

0:45:32.080 --> 0:45:35.400
<v Speaker 1>could Be. Biggie, yeah and that was they were planning.

0:45:35.440 --> 0:45:37.960
<v Speaker 2>That that was they had me ready and they, said

0:45:38.000 --> 0:45:39.720
<v Speaker 2>Now i'm going to be a teacher on a mid level.

0:45:39.719 --> 0:45:50.080
<v Speaker 2>CARTOON i was a lawyer on that. RIGHT, IMDb, hey

0:45:50.080 --> 0:45:51.800
<v Speaker 2>this nigga play a naked.

0:45:51.840 --> 0:46:01.080
<v Speaker 3>Baby i'm not. Listening they came, Out he'll play. Whatever

0:46:01.160 --> 0:46:06.000
<v Speaker 3>why was an? ANGEL i was The? Lord The. Lord oh,

0:46:06.040 --> 0:46:10.160
<v Speaker 3>y'all don't Look. God, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay he

0:46:10.320 --> 0:46:14.919
<v Speaker 3>not he' not what you're. THINKING i know the Good.

0:46:15.000 --> 0:46:17.760
<v Speaker 3>Man don't put on a. Dress this nigga was a naked.

0:46:17.760 --> 0:46:20.960
<v Speaker 3>Baby it wasn't an angel. Though you don't get to

0:46:21.000 --> 0:46:23.799
<v Speaker 3>just say it. Like it wasn't boss baby. Black it

0:46:23.840 --> 0:46:28.239
<v Speaker 3>was A i was sent down from heaven AND i

0:46:28.280 --> 0:46:31.120
<v Speaker 3>was in the army of The. Lord. Yeah, YEAH i

0:46:31.120 --> 0:46:32.799
<v Speaker 3>didn't Love they made me, bald but what are you gonna?

0:46:32.800 --> 0:46:34.880
<v Speaker 3>Do they really took your hair away from. It it.

0:46:35.000 --> 0:46:37.719
<v Speaker 3>Hurt this is. Great, YEAH i had a really good. Time.

0:46:37.800 --> 0:46:41.600
<v Speaker 1>Lando we fuck with, You, lando keep, Calling, yeah, man

0:46:41.800 --> 0:46:43.279
<v Speaker 1>this is, great and tell all.

0:46:43.280 --> 0:46:45.440
<v Speaker 3>Your other twenty one year old friends From memphis to.

0:46:45.520 --> 0:46:48.400
<v Speaker 3>Listen we really need twenty one year olds From memphis

0:46:48.480 --> 0:46:50.879
<v Speaker 3>to fuck with. Us that's that's for real.

0:46:50.920 --> 0:46:53.960
<v Speaker 1>Though that, ACTUALLY i think will make the difference in

0:46:55.480 --> 0:46:58.319
<v Speaker 1>elevating this thing beyond our wildest dream BECAUSE i.

0:46:58.360 --> 0:47:01.720
<v Speaker 2>FORGET i always think it's just like guys like, us

0:47:03.320 --> 0:47:07.239
<v Speaker 2>and then, like, NO i GUESS i.

0:47:07.160 --> 0:47:13.240
<v Speaker 3>Don't know who listens to this. Podcast in an effort

0:47:13.280 --> 0:47:17.760
<v Speaker 3>to not alienate any of our, group how you backed

0:47:17.760 --> 0:47:19.799
<v Speaker 3>off of? That immediately listen to this.

0:47:19.840 --> 0:47:22.120
<v Speaker 2>PODCAST i think, WOMEN i think women fuck with, us

0:47:22.280 --> 0:47:25.160
<v Speaker 2>WHICH i love, because, like, man it's it's a lot

0:47:25.160 --> 0:47:26.840
<v Speaker 2>of dudes on you know WHAT i.

0:47:26.480 --> 0:47:31.480
<v Speaker 1>MEAN i Think i'm always happily surprised at how many

0:47:31.520 --> 0:47:33.799
<v Speaker 1>women are excited about what we're.

0:47:33.800 --> 0:47:36.720
<v Speaker 3>DOING i think we're queer. FRIENDLY i think we are queer. Friendly,

0:47:36.800 --> 0:47:38.360
<v Speaker 3>YEAH i think we. GOT i think we.

0:47:38.400 --> 0:47:41.600
<v Speaker 2>GOT i think of Anything i've ever done in, comedy

0:47:42.000 --> 0:47:45.520
<v Speaker 2>the group Of Little mamas is like the fan Base

0:47:45.600 --> 0:47:47.279
<v Speaker 2>i'm the proudest of helping build.

0:47:47.360 --> 0:47:50.960
<v Speaker 3>Up, yeah you guys are you guys are dope when

0:47:50.960 --> 0:47:51.279
<v Speaker 3>they come.

0:47:51.320 --> 0:47:54.600
<v Speaker 2>Out it's always you're, like, man, yeah like it's just

0:47:54.680 --> 0:47:58.520
<v Speaker 2>you feel like, minded, like, no it's it's it's almost

0:47:58.560 --> 0:48:00.160
<v Speaker 2>always dope people who fuck with.

0:48:00.239 --> 0:48:03.480
<v Speaker 3>Us and that, said we'll turn against you in a.

0:48:03.560 --> 0:48:08.719
<v Speaker 3>Second also that being, said my venmo is if you

0:48:08.760 --> 0:48:11.399
<v Speaker 3>want to pay it FOR i will not be your.

0:48:11.520 --> 0:48:16.000
<v Speaker 1>CHAMPION i will eventually say something so vile that you

0:48:16.040 --> 0:48:18.439
<v Speaker 1>are going to have to wrestle with how long you've

0:48:18.480 --> 0:48:20.760
<v Speaker 1>invested in, Me i'm not.

0:48:20.760 --> 0:48:25.160
<v Speaker 3>Going to win for. You and because of, that you're fucking.

0:48:25.280 --> 0:48:34.719
<v Speaker 3>Up i've been this the whole, time saying how are

0:48:34.760 --> 0:48:38.080
<v Speaker 3>you gonna make any? Money? Anyways you want to tell

0:48:38.120 --> 0:48:41.279
<v Speaker 3>them what cool shit you got going? On, yeah see

0:48:41.280 --> 0:48:42.400
<v Speaker 3>me on. Tour i'm gonna be on.

0:48:42.520 --> 0:48:50.520
<v Speaker 1>Tour The Aspiring Deadbeat tour. Continues i'm In Pittsburgh november

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