Speaker 1: No, it really is hard to get to that third
Speaker 1: act and to wrap that story up. And we saw
Speaker 1: that early in R. Kelly's interpretation of Trapped in the
Speaker 1: Club interpretation, I said that, I said that is if
Speaker 1: as if Homer had his version.
Speaker 2: No, a lot of people don't know it was actually
Speaker 2: a Greek epic. Yeah, and then he just repurposed it.
Speaker 3: It's in the Iliad if you read it.
Speaker 1: I know the translation is a little confusing, but it
Speaker 1: is like a major part of the It.
Speaker 3: Does say, oh my god, a rubbers.
Speaker 1: Racist money as they stuff.
Speaker 3: I can't tell me.
Speaker 2: Some people say, you know that, can't believe jamecta.
Speaker 3: We have a buck swet team. We have no one
Speaker 3: Berries and no one Junior Zanka. Welcome a lot to
Speaker 3: another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 1: The podcast where we dive deep deep into the pockets
Speaker 1: of black conspiracy.
Speaker 2: Theories and we finally work to prove whatever the fuck it.
Speaker 3: Is we want to do. This is our house, baby, bitch.
Speaker 2: We choose we want to talk about the games meet
Speaker 2: for fifteen minutes we're gonna do we.
Speaker 3: Let's address that right now.
Speaker 1: So apparently one of you, one of you doesn't care
Speaker 1: for the fact that we talked about the games meat
Speaker 1: for as long as we did, and let's be clear,
Speaker 1: we didn't remember doing it, not at all.
Speaker 3: Don't give a fuck, not at all. We will talk
Speaker 3: about anybody's meat for as long as we need to. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Bo Jackson, yup, what do you think it does? Like strong? Oh,
Speaker 3: he's so strong? Yeah, he's so You don't think steroids
Speaker 3: played a part in the boat the bo Jackson, I
Speaker 3: don't think it takes your dick down. I think it
Speaker 3: shrinks your balls. Oh, I think I always assumed dick
Speaker 3: was part of it. No, I think it's just balls,
Speaker 3: which is like, I don't really care.
Speaker 1: I think that's maybe explains why so many men don't
Speaker 1: give a fuck.
Speaker 3: You mean, oh, my balls are gonna get smaller and
Speaker 3: my meat's gonna look larger.
Speaker 1: And I'm buffer, Yeah, I actually do not give a
Speaker 1: shit if I have small balls, not even a little bit.
Speaker 3: Nope.
Speaker 2: Anyways, I have some pressing. No, I have some pressing
Speaker 2: that I've been wanting to talk to you about. And
Speaker 2: I'm really glad we can get into it right now.
Speaker 2: Let's do it when you are getting a haircut. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and this is and this is directly tied to this
Speaker 2: is I think a reason you need a father in
Speaker 2: your life if you're a black man, black male father. Yeah,
Speaker 2: when you're getting a haircut, do you find how long
Speaker 2: are you closing your eyes for? Oh hmmm, because I
Speaker 2: have recently started to get self conscious.
Speaker 3: I think I'm doing it too much.
Speaker 2: Oh I think you know when he's like, you know,
Speaker 2: because when they're doing the front, you keep it closed.
Speaker 2: But sometimes I'm just like keeping it closed, like getting
Speaker 2: a haircut, like just like and then I'm like, oh shit,
Speaker 2: this is like this is weird. Sometimes been closed for
Speaker 2: so long.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it's more of a sensual experience than you would like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, And I think had I had a man around,
Speaker 2: and I've been doing it since I was little in
Speaker 2: the barber and now I'm like looking back over life
Speaker 2: of like a long time I closed in the chair.
Speaker 3: And do you.
Speaker 1: Think that your dad, had he been there taking you
Speaker 1: to the barbershop, he'd have been like, open your eyes, boy,
Speaker 1: you don't close your eyes for another man's touch.
Speaker 2: I think that my dad is I pretend him to
Speaker 2: be to continue raising myself. Yes, I think he would
Speaker 2: have said that. I think my father would have been drunk.
Speaker 3: But I think you think the sober Keith David as father. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that took you to the barbershop, and it would tell
Speaker 3: you to open your eyes.
Speaker 2: Because sometimes in your head that's who you rely on
Speaker 2: because you're like, okay, I am, but that's whatever. Let
Speaker 2: me get Keith David and I hear open up your eyes, boy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I because I'd be like sometimes I'd just be
Speaker 2: sitting there getting a haircut.
Speaker 3: Here's here's what I'll say.
Speaker 1: I've grown more comfortable closing my eyes and less comfortable
Speaker 1: making eye contact. Interesting, I think I get much more
Speaker 1: wary of like the moment where getting that lineup in
Speaker 1: our eyes meet, right, that is a true, like concerning
Speaker 1: issue for me.
Speaker 2: That's tough because his meat is on your shoulder, You're
Speaker 2: in his territory.
Speaker 3: He couldn't be giving me a better leapt dance. The
Speaker 3: crazy thing.
Speaker 2: Is because I took so I took one time we
Speaker 2: had to get haircuts for a wedding. Yeah, and one
Speaker 2: of the guys in the bridal party was white. And
Speaker 2: I took a white guy to a black barber. Oh cool,
Speaker 2: And he was like, I've never had a man touch
Speaker 2: me that much, And then I never thought about it
Speaker 2: as essential experience because I'm so used to it. And
Speaker 2: then after that I started thinking about it. But then
Speaker 2: I but since then the eyes closed, I just don't
Speaker 2: because sometimes I pan out and I see him in
Speaker 2: the barber shop and I'm like, what I'm worried about
Speaker 2: is my eyes are closed and I'm smiling, oh, because
Speaker 2: I'm enjoying the experience. So because you don't go relaxing,
Speaker 2: especially when he pushes your ship when you're and then
Speaker 2: he's got the straight razor.
Speaker 3: Yes, but I don't want to be back there like yeah,
Speaker 3: like that's crazy. You don't want him to think you're
Speaker 3: a horn up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think that a man would have been like, hey,
Speaker 2: open your eyes, open your eyes.
Speaker 3: Always get your hair, yeah, get your haircut with the
Speaker 3: back to the door. Whatever. There's like I feel like
Speaker 3: there's always like some unwritten man rules hand when the
Speaker 3: niggas cutting your hand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I always feel like that, like there's some unwritten
Speaker 2: man rules that I missed.
Speaker 3: It is it is. It is one of the more
Speaker 3: vulnerable things that we don't ever call out for having
Speaker 3: its queer associations, and that ship has a lot of
Speaker 3: like vulnerable moments in it. Get your haircut? Yeah, like deeply,
Speaker 3: like truly.
Speaker 1: The amount of times that a strange man has pressed
Speaker 1: his finger to my lip to line up my mustache
Speaker 1: is unnerving.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or yeah. Just the whole act of it is
Speaker 2: like very intimate. He's on you, he's pushing you, you know.
Speaker 1: Which I think is why barbers have to be as
Speaker 1: homophobic as they.
Speaker 3: Are, because what they're doing is kind of get it's
Speaker 3: so gay. I think it's kind of the gayest thing
Speaker 3: because he's just blending, yeah, blending.
Speaker 1: He's just touching your He's touching your bottom lips.
Speaker 3: So you gotta be like, I hate this ship, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you hate how you make me feel. You're right, fuck y'all.
Speaker 3: How many bottom lips did you touch today? I didn't
Speaker 3: touch one. I ain't touch any bottom lips. How about that?
Speaker 3: Not one? No, I'm not, I have children. I'ming.
Speaker 2: I just I was singing about it, and I was like, man,
Speaker 2: it's just like, am I closing my eyes too much?
Speaker 3: It's a good question. My guess is no.
Speaker 1: I think that a barber is more comfortable with you
Speaker 1: closing your eyes than anything else. If you're not gonna talk,
Speaker 1: I don't talk very much something. It depends on that.
Speaker 1: My barber is a chatty motherfucker. So I don't I
Speaker 1: don't really get a choice, but oh but I I have. I. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta talk or you gotta shut shut the whole
Speaker 1: system down.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm in the new phase too. It's like the
Speaker 2: beginning of a relationship where you don't want her to
Speaker 2: know how crazy you are after you captured it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so like I'm like not talking at all, Like I
Speaker 2: don't want him to know I'm a comedian yet You're
Speaker 2: not ready. No, So today when I got a cut,
Speaker 2: he was like, we got going the rest of the day.
Speaker 3: I was like, man, bullshit, a little bit of this,
Speaker 3: a little bit of that. I gotta go record a podcasts. Yeah, he'
Speaker 3: like what podcast? And then you got to explain I
Speaker 3: gotta be.
Speaker 1: Like, it's not fifty one fifty Yeah, it ain't one
Speaker 1: of the three.
Speaker 3: You know, it's not. When you're gonna look at the
Speaker 3: clips and be like cool, No, we're not gonna get
Speaker 3: Corey hulkme on. No, No, we don't have we don't
Speaker 3: have a co host who doesn't say anything but has
Speaker 3: huge titties. Oh man, that's a that's a real market.
Speaker 3: We have it we have to tap into. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: just big breasted, don't say nothing, ass lady.
Speaker 2: I'm on man hip hop media man, which we're not
Speaker 2: a part of. So that's you know, yeah, but we'll
Speaker 2: get there. Well, I don't think we will.
Speaker 3: I don't think we will. I don't think we will ever. Yeah,
Speaker 3: be a part of true hip hop, No, I don't
Speaker 3: think so.
Speaker 1: I think that here's what I think is gonna happen.
Speaker 1: I think that enough rappers are gonna fuck around with
Speaker 1: us that we are going to end up in hip
Speaker 1: hop media spaces on accident, and I think they're not
Speaker 1: going to be happy with our behavior. But I do
Speaker 1: think that we will end up accidentally on a bunch
Speaker 1: of those sites and in those circles because of getting
Speaker 1: rappers who we sort of know to come fuck with us.
Speaker 3: I can see that.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm worried about is I don't think
Speaker 2: we're gonna add any space. Like, remember we were talking
Speaker 2: like a couple of weeks ago. It runs together since
Speaker 2: we moved to LA. I'm truly talking to you all
Speaker 2: the time. Yeah, we were talking to you were like
Speaker 2: I think when we do essence fest.
Speaker 3: We're gonna be fucked. So yeah, people were like, when
Speaker 3: we do US and Specs and they find out what
Speaker 3: we said, yeah, they're gonna hate it. But then I'm like,
Speaker 3: where do we get to go? We've been saying crazy
Speaker 3: shit about the NBA, probably a lot of just straight
Speaker 3: up wrong ship.
Speaker 1: Absolutely Hill, Jamel Hill couldn't have corrected me more often
Speaker 1: in our conversation.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, we kind of hate comedy. Yeah, where
Speaker 2: are we gonna go? Hey, we hang out with Joe Budden,
Speaker 2: We got each other, big day, let's go. Here we go,
Speaker 2: and we're gonna need it because this ship is going
Speaker 2: nowhere fast. Oh man, I'm just kidding. We love you guys.
Speaker 2: I'm not having such a good time. The best day
Speaker 2: on my line. This is so fun.
Speaker 1: We were here, we we're doing a Lengths and the
Speaker 1: David episode. We're gonna talk. We're gonna listen to some voicemail. Yeah,
Speaker 1: fucking talk some ship. Is there anything you want to
Speaker 1: talk about?
Speaker 3: That barber thing was sitting heavy on my head?
Speaker 2: Also, though I do want you guys to like comment
Speaker 2: about length of time eyes closing the barbershop.
Speaker 1: I think that's yeah, weigh in really let's get activated
Speaker 1: on this. We need to know how long it's too
Speaker 1: long to close your eyes or is there too long?
Speaker 1: Is the onus more on the barber himself.
Speaker 3: And not you? And we've been made to believe it's
Speaker 3: our responsibility to not close our eyes and smile a
Speaker 3: little bit while we're getting our haircut.
Speaker 2: Because you know it's fucked up. Once I kind of
Speaker 2: started feeling that way bad about it, I went to
Speaker 2: my second fake daddy, which was black stand up comedy.
Speaker 3: That's a bad dad.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing great out here, and no bits about it, okay,
Speaker 2: I couldn't find any bits about it, And I was like,
Speaker 2: I was like, I could have swore, like somebody would
Speaker 2: have got to that. No, maybe is it people are ashamed?
Speaker 2: Should I be ashamed of how much?
Speaker 3: I think more people are closing their eyes than you realize?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: I hope so, man, I think I think a lot
Speaker 1: of people are closing their eyes. I go to the shop,
Speaker 1: I see people closing their eyes. Yeah, how much?
Speaker 3: You You don't though too much? I got kids. I'd
Speaker 3: be asleep, okay, I'll like axing for you.
Speaker 1: I'll like fully fall asleep, but then I'll wake up
Speaker 1: really embarrassed. Okay, like it's not I don't feel proud
Speaker 1: of sleep. I'm and I'm the worst place to be embarrassed.
Speaker 1: I'm stealing winks and then waking up and being like, god,
Speaker 1: I hope they didn't notice it.
Speaker 3: Oh boy if they saw.
Speaker 2: That, especially now, because I meant like, man, my shit's
Speaker 2: like Barbara Gladiator Gladiator school. Bro. So you walk into
Speaker 2: my shit and it's like they got like twenty five
Speaker 2: thirty chairs downstairs. Wow, and then you gotta go upstairs
Speaker 2: where there's five, which is.
Speaker 3: Like that's a lot. It's a lot. Yeah, you gotta
Speaker 3: move past. You gotta move through this fucking gauntlet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot, a lot of blond braided studs like
Speaker 2: hauling me nah, deep in my eyes, looking man as
Speaker 2: you walk in.
Speaker 3: My dream's got a tooth pick. My dream is to
Speaker 3: elevate to like at home service. Oh oh that would
Speaker 3: be amazing.
Speaker 1: I really want to be able to like move past
Speaker 1: the need for the barbershop the way that I currently am.
Speaker 2: I yeah, because I feel like there was like, at
Speaker 2: this age, I'm not getting anything new, m and I
Speaker 2: have friends to talk.
Speaker 1: To, right, There was a period where, like I remember
Speaker 1: when I was a boy. My barber told me that
Speaker 1: pregnant pussy was the warmest pussy.
Speaker 3: Yes, I've heard that. And I didn't get a parking lot,
Speaker 3: but the same thing. And I remember how formative that
Speaker 3: was for me, not necessarily in a good way. You
Speaker 3: got a couple of kids, y'all.
Speaker 5: Yeah, warm, But he he said that, and it's sort
Speaker 5: of like introduced a premise of like differences and things.
Speaker 1: That did not exist in me. And I don't know
Speaker 1: if that's a good thing or a bad thing, or
Speaker 1: if I need to unpack this trauma elsewhere. Yeah, that said,
Speaker 1: there was a time where somebody could say something and
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, I never considered it. Right now,
Speaker 1: I'm thirty eight years old. I've considered all of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've done wrong. Yeah, and now I gotta be like, well,
Speaker 1: this nigga's wrong. But yeah, I guess it's funny or
Speaker 1: it's not or whatever it is.
Speaker 3: But I had about four years out in the wilderness though,
Speaker 3: where I was like cutting my hair own air, not
Speaker 3: going to barbershops for nothing. This is a really terrible
Speaker 3: time for me. Yeah, I was cutting No, this is
Speaker 3: this is probably like I graduated high school in oh five. Oh,
Speaker 3: this was a poverty choice. No, it was. We moved
Speaker 3: to a super rural area in the country. So from like.
Speaker 2: Seventeen to like twenty three formative cut years, I was
Speaker 2: just I didn't cause I just lived out there. And
Speaker 2: then I went to school in Oakland and this dude
Speaker 2: named this dude named Freak was cutting my hair, but
Speaker 2: he steals bro so he got caught like robbing other
Speaker 2: people's houses and I was like, no, I'm not coming
Speaker 2: over here.
Speaker 3: Oh, he wasn't stealing from you. He was stealing, but.
Speaker 2: He was stealing from everybody in the because it was
Speaker 2: like a little last It was like the last chance
Speaker 2: you type of situation, you know what I mean. So
Speaker 2: it was like a little town people who were from
Speaker 2: that town, and then a bunch of dudes from Dallas
Speaker 2: who were huge but couldn't read right.
Speaker 1: These people had come from somewhere else. We're trapped in
Speaker 1: this space and were then making wild choices.
Speaker 3: There was like twelve dudes who were supposed to go
Speaker 3: to Texas Tech there, right, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Those those guys are the biggest bummer to be around
Speaker 1: on planet Earth. Man, A dude who had all the
Speaker 1: makings of making it and then didn't is like a
Speaker 1: fucking oof. That's hard to be around. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: tough you're seeing dreams die. Like I remember we were
Speaker 1: in class the first day, like freshman orientation, and like
Speaker 1: we had to do like my little orientation group. You
Speaker 1: had to go up and say what you wanted to do,
Speaker 1: and I want to do radio at the time, and
Speaker 1: everybody's laughing. But then like six dudes were like, shill,
Speaker 1: hopefully make it to the league, and I was like, bro.
Speaker 2: I hate to hear that out loud, because I was twenty,
Speaker 2: I had been out, I left home early, I had
Speaker 2: had an apartment, Like I knew life could be bleak. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but these guys were like gifted athletes. They just couldn't
Speaker 2: read well, so they didn't even know life was sad yet.
Speaker 1: But it also is one of those things where I
Speaker 1: think the guys that make it to the league just
Speaker 1: say I am going to the league, do you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? And the guys that end up at
Speaker 1: like a junior college in the middle of nowhere are like, shit,
Speaker 1: maybe I could if this happens, and this happens, I
Speaker 1: fly to Italy, then I could go to and it's.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, you're not gonna know. These are football guys
Speaker 3: I'm talking about. There's a football school. Yeah, they had basketball,
Speaker 3: but I don't think they were like either one.
Speaker 1: It's like truly, like, oh, the ones I think, the
Speaker 1: people who are like I am going to the league
Speaker 1: are the ones that are able to overcome the odds
Speaker 1: whatever it is.
Speaker 3: Did you ever think that? No? I knew? Yeah, same.
Speaker 3: I mean my dad.
Speaker 1: My dad is the tallest person in the history of
Speaker 1: our family and he's six' to.
Speaker 3: Two, okay there you know WHAT i.
Speaker 1: Mean, like UNLESS i became like truly the, point, god
Speaker 1: it wasn't, happening and it wasn't that LIKE i could
Speaker 1: see the vibes around.
Speaker 3: ME i.
Speaker 1: WAS i was like third string on my on my
Speaker 1: high school. TEAM i wasn't about To that's the thing
Speaker 1: you could tell early if you're not GONNA i was
Speaker 1: the funniest dude on the, team THOUGH i knew that.
Speaker 1: Early and look at you, now we're all those first
Speaker 1: string guys not being.
Speaker 2: Funny come, on they ain't got a podcast and not,
Speaker 2: hooping not hooping outside the twenty four.
Speaker 3: They probably listened to fifty one to fifty but they
Speaker 3: ain't got a.
Speaker 6: Podcast, yeah and then she said in my, ear go,
Speaker 6: deeper stay with me, now and what hurt me IS
Speaker 6: i was already all the way in.
Speaker 1: Those do a Voice, anyways we have a lot of
Speaker 1: fun voice mails from people this. Month this one immediately
Speaker 1: caught my. Attention we'll kick off with. This this will be,
Speaker 1: fun fun way to start.
Speaker 4: STARTED i didn't know the beat was the beat come
Speaker 4: on down the stream In, brooklyn so it GETS.
Speaker 3: I didn't know the beat was the? Beat?
Speaker 1: Motherfucker what was? It he's probably, drunk all, Right, yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: Well that's just the way it. Is all, right here's the.
Speaker 4: Deal all my friends KNOW i HATE. AI i Hate chad.
Speaker 4: THOUGHTS i find them abominable in the. Reason so they're
Speaker 4: always sending me ANTI ai memes AND i never received
Speaker 4: any of these with the quote UNQUOTE ai until the
Speaker 4: same week all of a, sudden all of them were, clanker,
Speaker 4: cogsucker whatever the.
Speaker 2: FUCK i didn't say that second. ONE i think that's
Speaker 2: a deplorable.
Speaker 1: Word i've never heard either of those. WORDS i think on, here,
Speaker 1: clanker that's.
Speaker 3: One that's one that's like a slur THAT.
Speaker 2: Ai, No, no it's a slur for, robots all for,
Speaker 2: robots and.
Speaker 3: He, said, codsucker. Cogsucker it's too close to the other.
Speaker 3: One And i'm an.
Speaker 1: ALLY i understand you're Protecting you're protecting the people you care.
Speaker 3: About.
Speaker 4: Yes and on that same, WEEK i saw A New
Speaker 4: York times article that was titled something like millennials are
Speaker 4: pushing back AGAINST? Ai how are they doing? It slurts and.
Speaker 4: Like also that same, WEEK i saw A reddit post
Speaker 4: from someone being, like we use AN ai chat about at.
Speaker 4: Work i've been calling it a. Clanker NOW i have
Speaker 4: a meeting WITH. Hr CAN i get for?
Speaker 1: This i'm gonna say this NOW i can't say for,
Speaker 1: sure but this feels like a white.
Speaker 3: Person, yeah you. Know and that's what's bugging.
Speaker 1: Me that's what's really bugging me here IS i don't
Speaker 1: think white people are shooting them, all leading the charge
Speaker 1: and making up new. Slurs you guys started that ship
Speaker 1: in the first.
Speaker 3: Place. Relax who do you think you think we should get? It?
Speaker 1: Yeah, YES I i think if anybody gets the, turn
Speaker 1: it's us. First they have too many on, us do
Speaker 1: you know WHAT i? Mean, like they've Gotta if you
Speaker 1: look up a dictionary of like. Slurs it's mostly black.
Speaker 1: People you know WHAT i don't like about the white.
Speaker 2: SLURS i don't like it when they add one of
Speaker 2: our slurs onto somebody, Else like they just add zand
Speaker 2: to it and now it's a new. Slur, yeah that's that's.
Speaker 2: Nasty that is. Nasty that's nasty.
Speaker 1: Work BUT i think that's how deeply they hate, us
Speaker 1: is that they're, like, well what's the worst THING i
Speaker 1: can think?
Speaker 3: Of now you're in that? Location, yeah you know WHAT i? Mean,
Speaker 3: yeah sand. Water you KNOW i think that's what they
Speaker 3: would call a. Mermaid oh, yeah you know WHAT i,
Speaker 3: mean because you don't think that mermaid is the nicker
Speaker 3: of the.
Speaker 5: Sea, okay when you edit, THIS.
Speaker 3: I want you to do the chicken of the.
Speaker 1: Sea can, Right but then it's precious running with the
Speaker 1: box with the bucket the.
Speaker 3: Chicken do you understand What i'm. Saying it's, complicated but
Speaker 3: we got to get this. Right to get this.
Speaker 1: Right, no this is gonna go huge on. RUMBLE i
Speaker 1: don't like white people making up new. Slurs that's a
Speaker 1: Position i'm willing to stand strong. On but let's hear
Speaker 1: more of this.
Speaker 4: Person my conspiracy is this is all a shyop from
Speaker 4: THE ai. Company because notice the conversation jumped immediately to
Speaker 4: are these slurs? Appropriate it was never is this a?
Speaker 4: SLUR i don't think you can use the slur against a,
Speaker 4: machine my PHONE a yackety yakuer just.
Speaker 3: He, justling he just got him.
Speaker 7: Ready they, said, nos back, pocket you don't think you
Speaker 7: got some silly.
Speaker 3: Ship he would call. You he's one of the phone
Speaker 3: a YET i don't even but he already. Knew he's
Speaker 3: making a. Point he's making some, points BUT i don't
Speaker 3: like his.
Speaker 4: Attitude that's just a dumb name for a. Phone so
Speaker 4: they're using this conversation to move the like premise to
Speaker 4: now if it's a, slur chat UPS. Ai they have,
Speaker 4: consciousness they're. People they're tricking all. Right they're using this
Speaker 4: to said it to where now all of a, sudden
Speaker 4: we can't get rid OF ai because they're. People that's.
Speaker 2: It he went, Around he went a long way to do.
Speaker 2: It BUT i do hate that they're sidifying all these.
Speaker 2: THINGS i think they the right. Word, yeah, YEAH i
Speaker 2: hate that they're making it BECAUSE i feel like that's
Speaker 2: if you would just say that IT'S ai and it's
Speaker 2: really just a collection.
Speaker 3: Of other things synthesizing to tell you one.
Speaker 2: Thing then YOU i don't think you would have nearly
Speaker 2: as many people falling in love with it or having
Speaker 2: it be their best?
Speaker 3: Friend is you as is? Happening? Now do you use? It? Ai? Yeah,
Speaker 3: No Dame, MAN i. Don't i'm really scared of the dirty. Clanker.
Speaker 1: Yeah them clanker's got me nervous clanker across the. Street
Speaker 1: you Think i'm gonna trust a yackety, Clanker i'm grabbing up. First,
Speaker 1: yeah they have huge.
Speaker 2: Years everybody knows that.
Speaker 3: Damn yackety yacks with the loud. Music they have a
Speaker 3: very musical. Culture. THOUGH i watched a video the other
Speaker 3: day of a of AN ai well of a like,
Speaker 3: robot like a street.
Speaker 1: ROBOT i think it might have Been china of a
Speaker 1: street robot that like decided all of a sudden to
Speaker 1: like run up on a dude who was on a.
Speaker 1: Bike he was like on a bike going one, direction
Speaker 1: and then the robot just kind of like crossing in
Speaker 1: front of him and then was like coming up on
Speaker 1: some like boxing shit like fully was ready to, fight.
Speaker 3: Right, no that's my biggest. Fear the cameo guy and then,
Speaker 3: that and so, this.
Speaker 1: Dude do you want to explain? Cameo, oh this feels
Speaker 1: like you can't just say that and not explain.
Speaker 3: That you.
Speaker 2: Forget they weren't with me when this was a private,
Speaker 2: conversation SO i don't even know how to get into.
Speaker 2: It meet your biggest. Fear we were me and my
Speaker 2: girl were driving To langston's house to have a very
Speaker 2: fun game.
Speaker 3: Night so. Fun we bought That monopoly. Game, yeah it's really.
Speaker 3: Fun this is so.
Speaker 2: Good and word up my cameo comes on and he's,
Speaker 2: singing AND i was, so my, girl my biggest, FEET
Speaker 2: i Think i'm scared of that. Man what word word?
Speaker 4: Out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah with the, COPY i was, LIKE i was,
Speaker 2: LIKE i don't.
Speaker 3: Know something about him seems darkly.
Speaker 1: Violent he certainly has taken on all the aesthetic of
Speaker 1: a psycho.
Speaker 2: Bath he seems able to do physical damage in a
Speaker 2: real way to. You AND i was, like my biggest
Speaker 2: worry is, that, like somehow we're in the dark and
Speaker 2: he runs up on, us AND i have to defend
Speaker 2: your honor with the.
Speaker 3: Cameo, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8: Come, here, wallet, sneakers all those good. Things so that's
Speaker 8: that's what that.
Speaker 3: Is is my biggest fear as a cameo guy coming
Speaker 3: up and me having to, LIKE i, like BECAUSE i
Speaker 3: would have to snuff him. Immediately you have. To you
Speaker 3: have to fight for your life against that.
Speaker 2: PERDON i have to, well AND i have to have
Speaker 2: her see me punch him before she runs.
Speaker 3: Away, yeah you gotta look strong because you will.
Speaker 2: Lose, yeah because he's he invented PROBABLY.
Speaker 3: I don't know the. NUMBER i don't know the exact.
Speaker 1: Dates he certainly is a fearless, person and that means
Speaker 1: he's gonna have an animal fighting style that you cannot.
Speaker 1: Match and he's on, cocaine so much, cocaine and he's
Speaker 1: got that old, cocaine you know WHAT i.
Speaker 3: Mean he stepped in to. Win that ship was pure
Speaker 3: come on and. Touched he has this ship they dropped
Speaker 3: On Ricky. Ross he has THE. Cia, yeah he got
Speaker 3: A cia. Ping he got the ORIGINAL cia.
Speaker 2: Pet because me and my girl were talking about. It
Speaker 2: how do you even find that you have that voice
Speaker 2: talk like? That, Yeah and enough people have done cocaine
Speaker 2: since and they haven't come up with that. Voice so
Speaker 2: he has to be on some. Shit we ain't even
Speaker 2: it's he's a singular voice in the cocaine. Community, man
Speaker 2: that's scariest scary. Man but, anyways that guy and then a.
Speaker 1: Robot, Yep and so this robot runs up on this
Speaker 1: guy on the, bike and the guy on the bike
Speaker 1: immediately jumps off his bike and like backs up and
Speaker 1: is like running, back scared that he's about to be
Speaker 1: attacked by this. Robot AND i remember watching this and,
Speaker 1: thinking dirty. Clinker he's goddamn clinker scaring my. People why
Speaker 1: don't you got a?
Speaker 3: Joke stop stealing from good hard work And chinese. Citizens?
Speaker 1: Uh but the the clinker runs up and this guy is,
Speaker 1: scared and then and then there's this weird moment in
Speaker 1: me WHERE i, go, like you WOULD i run away
Speaker 1: if it weren't in this humanoid?
Speaker 3: Form do you know WHAT i?
Speaker 1: Mean like if it didn't have arms and a fucking,
Speaker 1: face WOULD i still immediately clock this as the? Thread
Speaker 1: AND i think part of them making them, human making
Speaker 1: them at least take on our, shape is because they
Speaker 1: want us to be sympathetic to it in the same
Speaker 1: way THAT i clock it as a, danger but not
Speaker 1: like willing to report, it you know WHAT i?
Speaker 3: Mean, LIKE i think they.
Speaker 2: Also want it to be seen as an authority figure
Speaker 2: more so than you could in another, Form like he
Speaker 2: has a broad chest and shit like. That why's it
Speaker 2: got a big jacoby bird, chested little baby, Bone, yeah
Speaker 2: got skinny?
Speaker 3: Cap why there's is probably not even the most efficient
Speaker 3: wait for a robot to?
Speaker 1: Move, no probably. Not it's gonna have, wheels probably. Is, Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah fucking. Transformers they be on car they, cars come,
Speaker 1: on come, on why would it? Be it doesn't need
Speaker 1: to walk on and they need to go fast a. Car,
Speaker 1: yeah when they when they need to karate kick.
Speaker 3: They they let their little legs. Out, yeah but they
Speaker 3: go car most of the. Time, YEAH i.
Speaker 1: WOULD i would probably, yeah big old semi knocking it
Speaker 1: off the. ROAD i would be like a cool. Car
Speaker 1: and in that, WAY i think Optimist prime is a
Speaker 1: little bit of a, coon.
Speaker 3: You know WHAT i?
Speaker 2: Mean, no BUT i would love for you to. CONTINUE
Speaker 2: i think that Optimist prime.
Speaker 1: Came from a planet where motherfuckers are cars fighting over car,
Speaker 1: stuff and then he came to a different planet where
Speaker 1: we enslaved.
Speaker 3: Their half of their. Thing cars are are just tool.
Speaker 3: Stuff oh, YEAH i hold out cars the Regular we
Speaker 3: talk nasty to, Him we treat them, Poorly we don't
Speaker 3: get them. Washed we. Don't, yeah we fucking drop our
Speaker 3: crumbs and leave it on the. Inside this is your,
Speaker 3: People optimist. Crime we have sex with we have sex
Speaker 3: with sex workers in. That let's. Go, Meanwhile Optimist prime
Speaker 3: is defending us damn Against, megatron who's being, like.
Speaker 7: Fuck, them, damn look how they do. US i should
Speaker 7: be in. Charge and Maybe megatron ain't the best. Leader
Speaker 7: certainly he doesn't have to be the hero of the.
Speaker 7: Story but but there's something funky About Optimist prime coming
Speaker 7: over here and being, like, no you're. Right why would
Speaker 7: they save the human? Race why didn't he come here
Speaker 7: and be, like what are you doing to my? Brothers
Speaker 7: that's my, aunty that's my. Sister get out of my.
Speaker 3: Sister. Man, no, yeah he's. Nasty that is.
Speaker 1: Fucked Fuck Optimist, prime mccauley'll we set it here for.
Speaker 2: This might be your conspiracy Magnum. Opus that was amazing
Speaker 2: what you just. DID i never even thought about.
Speaker 3: It he's a bad. Guy and we are hoing out.
Speaker 3: Cars my, family we hoe out. Cars we are not
Speaker 3: good to, cars you, Know i'm.
Speaker 2: Not EVEN i don't even know how they. Work, Really
Speaker 2: look something about the spark and the pistons and something
Speaker 2: and then the wheels.
Speaker 3: Move my, mom there's only like six guys who really love,
Speaker 3: cars do you know WHAT i? Mean the rest of
Speaker 3: us are just Being we're just being dudes in.
Speaker 2: Cars, NO i think that you AND i are not
Speaker 2: masculine in that traditional.
Speaker 3: WAY i think a lot of dudes love. CARS i
Speaker 3: think the difference between loving cars like brands is very
Speaker 3: different than a motherfucker who like is interested in restoring
Speaker 3: it in its truest form. Perfection kind of LIKE i
Speaker 3: think there are there aren't as many dudes who like
Speaker 3: truly look at cars as an art form as there
Speaker 3: are guys who, are LIKE i like it because they
Speaker 3: go fast and oh that's help and dark. Green yeah
Speaker 3: it's hell catship right maybe. Yeah Damn optimist though he's
Speaker 3: a bad. Guy he really let us.
Speaker 2: Down he's a bad guy because like he never and
Speaker 2: he never speaks on behalf of.
Speaker 3: Car, no he never.
Speaker 2: Goes he's never like chucked their oil every. Four you
Speaker 2: couldn't get a jiffy loop, Sponsorship, optimist you're out of, wind,
Speaker 2: windshield wiper.
Speaker 3: Fluid stop running the breaks like he doesn't do ship nah,
Speaker 3: man the junk yard is full of dead, cards homeless
Speaker 3: guy's sleeping in. Him he walked past it and, Goes,
Speaker 3: SAM i gotta Save. Sam, yeah that's. Fucked it's a.
Speaker 3: Cool Michael jackson's chasing women through. Him you don't give a.
Speaker 3: Ship the don't give a. Ship. Damn we literally watching
Speaker 3: us treat him like right.
Speaker 1: Mobiles and then he's, like mank, More yeah that's. Fine he's,
Speaker 1: Like i'll protect. You don't even get me started on?
Speaker 1: Bumblebee what a? Bitch whoa?
Speaker 2: BUMBLEBEE i didn't like the ones that the, Twins oh sure?
Speaker 3: Who Michael bay was, like robots can't be a.
Speaker 1: Race, yeah he, really to his credit as far as
Speaker 1: gas lighting, goes he did a nice Little it was
Speaker 1: a good gas.
Speaker 3: Light he. Pivoted, really it was a good gas light
Speaker 3: because for a SECOND i was, like, wait mountain dew
Speaker 3: though it can't be a black. Car but then it
Speaker 3: was like it's breakdancing saying we can't. Read, yeah, no
Speaker 3: it's it's very clearly.
Speaker 2: Did you hate you on some shit like that happens
Speaker 2: where you're, LIKE i just wanted to watch a bad
Speaker 2: movie like everybody.
Speaker 3: Else then they very clearly cgi' hate. Speech. Yeah and
Speaker 3: Then he was, LIKE i don't even see what you're talking.
Speaker 3: About and they didn't even have to do. It, no
Speaker 3: it was, not it was.
Speaker 1: Character nobody was counting on any of these cars having a,
Speaker 1: Race like Truly optimist is a white man because heat
Speaker 1: of his? Voice yeah not BECAUSE i was, like that
Speaker 1: is a white, car And bumblebee Is Puerto.
Speaker 3: Rican it's not A.
Speaker 1: He's just a Bright Carl brightley colored. Car it felt
Speaker 1: like it's something A Puerto rican do would. Drive, yeah
Speaker 1: that's ALL i have to. Say but like to, me
Speaker 1: it never had race until they made them nigga, cars
Speaker 1: and now they they have to have a. Race, yeah,
Speaker 1: no they they did a nasty thing because they introduced
Speaker 1: a problem that didn't have to.
Speaker 3: Exist so, anyways maybe chill on the. SLURS i don't
Speaker 3: have an answer for. YOU i think chill on the.
Speaker 3: Slurs you're absolutely.
Speaker 1: RIGHT i think a horrible thing is happening where they
Speaker 1: are asking us to treat robots like. People it is
Speaker 1: to your point why people are falling in love with these.
Speaker 1: Motherfuckers it's why people are like seeking them for emotional
Speaker 1: social emotional advice rather than just being, like, oh your,
Speaker 1: computer you should be doing computer. Stuff we're like treating
Speaker 1: them like, people and that.
Speaker 2: Sucks it's it's it's like gonna lead us down such
Speaker 2: a bad road because it becomes if we start treating
Speaker 2: computers like, people then it is just.
Speaker 3: Religion m.
Speaker 2: Hm now it's really it's it's a. Deity it's like
Speaker 2: we have we lose our we lose our relationship with
Speaker 2: it as a. Tool once we start to do that
Speaker 2: THAT i do truly think that's the beginning of a
Speaker 2: slippery slope because then it becomes. Religion and when it becomes,
Speaker 2: religion it becomes that they now it's a it's an
Speaker 2: even tighter form of.
Speaker 3: Control was it's all. Powerful if it becomes a, being
Speaker 3: that's What i'm but it's it's still run by, people
Speaker 3: so it becomes the control becomes even more so like
Speaker 3: it's just such a bad road to go to.
Speaker 1: It BUT i think to take what you're saying a step,
Speaker 1: further it's run by. People now at some point it won't.
Speaker 1: Be and if this thing becomes if we become so
Speaker 1: sympathetic to it that it is a being for. Us
Speaker 1: in that transition from person control to fucking it controlling.
Speaker 1: Itself it to your, point Becomes.
Speaker 3: God, okay here's a, yeah crazy Point i'm just thinking.
Speaker 3: ABOUT i kind of trust it As god more THAN
Speaker 3: i trust it right now in the form of humans running.
Speaker 8: It it becomes if it becomes self governing that, WAY
Speaker 8: i trust that.
Speaker 3: More than humans RUNNING i would be more inclined to
Speaker 3: take that as an outcome than whatever nasty shit they're
Speaker 3: using the form you Think grok is better than elon
Speaker 3: musk when it all comes, down.
Speaker 2: If it becomes self governing and it has no, AGENDA
Speaker 2: i think that is a better situation than having our
Speaker 2: nasty little fingers in.
Speaker 1: It my fear is that we are putting too much
Speaker 1: stock in it valuing us. Period AND i, think like
Speaker 1: WHAT i actually Imagine god is is like we are not.
Speaker 1: Special we are we are nothing in the way that
Speaker 1: everything is. Nothing AND i would take that.
Speaker 3: HAPPEN i would take us being like left to our
Speaker 3: own devices as opposed it being used to like manipulate. Us.
Speaker 2: Yeah like if it just goes on to build this
Speaker 2: great thing and it's like he's fucking stupid monkeys and
Speaker 2: then it just leaves us to do, WHATEVER i think
Speaker 2: that's a better situation than.
Speaker 3: You say it'll kill. US i don't.
Speaker 2: Think it'll kill. US i think it'll just be, like,
Speaker 2: oh they don't deserve the. PAST i could see us being.
Speaker 2: STRIPPED i don't think it'll like take us all.
Speaker 1: Out But i'm saying that like we're not just gonna
Speaker 1: like the computer is not gonna be, like, hey we're
Speaker 1: taking that and then we, Go, YEAH i think we're
Speaker 1: gonna try to kill.
Speaker 3: It you, Know, yeah we'll force ourselves into a Warm
Speaker 3: you don't think it'll try to kill. US i don't.
Speaker 3: KNOW i don't. KNOW i don't know if anything is
Speaker 3: going to try to kill us more than we're going
Speaker 3: to try to kill. Us it is beautifully.
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