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Speaker 1: All right, you found us on a Friday. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the podcast, Alexis. How many five hour energy bottles did

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Speaker 1: you count in the trash can? I think it was eleven?

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Speaker 2: Oh guys, fifty energy? Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I just hope Jeffrey's heart doesn't exclude it's his fuel

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Speaker 1: for his parody song. Today's song of the Week is

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Speaker 1: in well today's podcast. There, let's start it now.

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Speaker 2: Almost everyone wishes they had more time in the day.

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Speaker 3: Yes please, ye all.

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Speaker 2: Know people were constantly complaining about how busy and tired

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Speaker 2: and overwhelmed they are. I don't think that.

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Speaker 1: There's a person that isn't in.

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Speaker 4: Your own world.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, truthfully, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. But

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Speaker 2: researchers from the University of Georgia found people who constantly

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Speaker 2: complain about their stressful work lives and home lives. They

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Speaker 2: tend to be seen as less competent and less likable

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Speaker 2: by the people around them. Checks out, and they're usually

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Speaker 2: not the workers who are actually the most overwhelmed at

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Speaker 2: the job. In fact, they made a term for this

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Speaker 2: called stress bragging.

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Speaker 1: It makes sense like those that protest the loudest.

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Speaker 2: Right, and that can be really bad. For anybody who

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Speaker 2: does that too much.

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Speaker 1: Do you think that there's one person in the car

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Speaker 1: that's having a big self revelation?

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Speaker 2: Probably yeah, because when those people truly get burned out,

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Speaker 2: they're going to be less likely to get offered help

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Speaker 2: because they've been bragging so much about how stressed they are.

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Speaker 2: Nobody wants to help them.

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Speaker 1: It's like the Boy that Cried Wolf. Nobody believes them

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Speaker 1: at that point.

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Speaker 4: If you complain about the same thing every day, people

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Speaker 4: are used to hearing.

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Speaker 2: Personally, I love being stressed.

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Speaker 1: That's my favorite all of us, you talk about it

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Speaker 1: the most.

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Speaker 2: Sure, I am the least competent and the least likable

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Speaker 2: on this show. I'm proud to say that. And also,

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Speaker 2: the study found the top five things you should never

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Speaker 2: brag about if you don't want to sound like a

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Speaker 2: total idiot.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Number five is that your ticket balance at Dave and Busters.

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Speaker 1: That's really on the list, Like, don't.

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Speaker 2: Be bragging about how many points you have on your card.

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Speaker 2: Nobody cares.

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Speaker 1: You wouldn't believe what I did on Papa Shot last name.

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Speaker 2: Number four, how you always outsmart your dog while playing

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Speaker 2: Hide and Go Seek. Don't brag about that. Seem like

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Speaker 2: an idiot. Number three, how much of your brain you

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Speaker 2: lost to a worm. Not a good look. Number two

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Speaker 2: the time you got retweeted by Rob Schneider. Don't ever

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Speaker 2: bring that up.

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Speaker 1: He made us tea.

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Speaker 3: It was.

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Speaker 1: It was the strangest celebrity experience I've ever had.

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Speaker 2: The number one thing you should never brag about if

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Speaker 2: you don't want to sound like an idiot is how

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Speaker 2: much you listen to this radio show. No one will

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Speaker 2: respect you if you tell me.

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Speaker 1: Call it a guilty pleasure for a reason. Jeffrey is

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Speaker 1: something to eat kicked to yourself.

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Speaker 2: Now, let's get into our shot collar question of the

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Speaker 2: day with someone who's our own little guilty pleasure on

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Speaker 2: the show Digital Jake, and I'm not ashamed to say it.

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Speaker 2: Give us some trivia, Jake.

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Speaker 5: I've been working on this show for years now, and

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Speaker 5: one of the first things I noticed is every day

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Speaker 5: when I came into work, Brooke dressed exactly like Korean

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Speaker 5: pop star Si.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I gotta look him up.

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Speaker 5: I feel like I know Gangham style was big back

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Speaker 5: then for sure. In fact, on this day in twenty fourteen,

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Speaker 5: that video hit two billion views on YouTube.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, these days.

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Speaker 5: Some artists just sneeze at two billion, it's nothing. So

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Speaker 5: today I want you to name the most viewed YouTube

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Speaker 5: videos of all time three billion and up in a

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Speaker 5: special viral video edition of.

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Speaker 2: Twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 5: Now, I'm taking out all kids songs except for number one,

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Speaker 5: which you might know already, and the Silver Saves in play.

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Speaker 5: You have to name the song and the artist has listening.

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Speaker 2: I feel like everyone's looking for paper, paper, hold on,

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Speaker 2: hold on, we need to name the song, artist, and

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Speaker 2: no kids songs except for one.

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Speaker 5: Let's start with the woman who's the same age as

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Speaker 5: YouTube itself.

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Speaker 2: That's Alexis Well.

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Speaker 6: I also know the number one one, but I don't

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Speaker 6: know who sings that song, so I don't know. I

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Speaker 6: remember once we talked on here that like see you

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Speaker 6: again with Charlie pouthin.

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Speaker 1: Uh and and.

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Speaker 6: Was it no yeah, I don't help and it was

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Speaker 6: oh yeah those two. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Are you drunk?

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Speaker 6: I can't follow the artists and titles. I just can't think.

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Speaker 1: Are you feeling?

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Speaker 3: Who did it?

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna say see you again bye with Charlie Pouth

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Speaker 6: and was clef.

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Speaker 2: See you again?

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Speaker 5: Number three on my list?

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Speaker 3: I'll take one.

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Speaker 2: You don't need to name all the features or anything

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Speaker 2: like that.

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Speaker 5: I'll take one artist.

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Speaker 1: I think how many people are on it as already

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Speaker 1: having a day.

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Speaker 2: Let's go over to Brook.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna go with I feel like this is

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Speaker 1: a shoe in which maybe I'm overtaking it, but I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna say Baby by.

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Speaker 5: Justin ar Baby by Justin Bieber is number twenty two

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Speaker 5: on my list.

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Speaker 2: It was so common, three billion, number twenty two.

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Speaker 5: Brook is out.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Let's go over to Jose.

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Speaker 4: Oh, you know, I'm just gonna play this safe. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna be thought.

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Speaker 7: I I can because I'm back into a corner already. Jake,

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Speaker 7: I think anything. Taylor Swift, I'm gonna say shake it off, Jake.

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Speaker 2: Shake it off, number nineteen on my list, three billion, Swift.

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Speaker 4: He's always got her back though.

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Speaker 5: Let's go over to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: I feel like there might be some Maroon five on there,

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Speaker 2: but I don't know what song.

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Speaker 1: It would be sure I would probably do.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go safer. I'm kind of a closet Katy

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Speaker 2: Perry fan, a little bit of a closet Katie Cat,

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Speaker 2: So I'm gonna go dark. Horse by Katie Perry.

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Speaker 5: Dark Horse number thirteen on my list three point seventy

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Speaker 5: two billion. Let's go back to Jose or sorry, Alexis

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Speaker 5: is still in Oh No.

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Speaker 8: And I'm out she was hoping.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna do another Taylor Swift. I used to love

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Speaker 9: Oh wait, maybe I should do Britney Spears actually.

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Speaker 1: Be out there. I don't think those old videos do

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Speaker 1: as well on YouTube.

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Speaker 9: Okay, well, I'm gonna do Taylor Swift in the song

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Speaker 9: love Story.

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Speaker 5: Love Story by Taylor Swift is not the Taylor Swift

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Speaker 5: song I'm looking for. Alexis is hot.

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Speaker 2: We back to Jose.

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Speaker 7: Alright, Well, I'm gonna go with my fellow Katie Cat

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Speaker 7: and I'm gonna say Katie Perry Firework.

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Speaker 5: Katy Perry Firework is not the Katy Perry song I

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Speaker 5: was looking for. There is a either is a Taylor

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Speaker 5: Swift on there. That means, Jeffrey, you've won Today's Plenty

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Speaker 5: of twenty. Let me go over some of the songs

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Speaker 5: you guys missed. Baby Shark was the song you guys knew?

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Speaker 5: The title by Pink Song by Pink Fong. Jeffrey knows

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Speaker 5: the Artist fourteen billion views des Bosito Up There by

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Speaker 5: Louis FOXI Shape of You by Ed sheeran uptown funk

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Speaker 5: Gangam style.

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Speaker 2: Was not said by anyone.

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Speaker 1: I don't know when you say it. I just feel

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Speaker 1: like it's not going to be on there.

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Speaker 5: Katy Perry song you Guys Missed was Roar number nine,

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Speaker 5: and the other Taylor Swift Up There was blank Space

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Speaker 5: also three four billions.

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Speaker 2: All right, well, I got it right, so I get

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Speaker 2: to choose who get shocked. They're going to be singing

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Speaker 2: Baby Shark by Pink Pong.

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Speaker 10: Uh.

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Speaker 2: I want to hear Alexis sing this. I don't want

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Speaker 2: to because nobody knows it better than her.

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Speaker 9: Obviously, I'll do the hand emotions for you too, Baby.

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Speaker 3: Baby Shot.

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Speaker 2: Up for that song.

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Speaker 3: I love. Question of the Day Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: You've seen medications that warn you not to operate heavy

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Speaker 2: machinery under the influence. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fair. You

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Speaker 2: probably shouldn't chug zequil before getting behind a bulldozer.

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Speaker 1: But I wish I had more bulldozers to drive though.

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Speaker 1: Every time I read those, I'm like, how do so

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Speaker 1: many people have access to heavy machinery.

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Speaker 2: It would be cool, but it would be weird if

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Speaker 2: a product warns you not to operate a tractor under

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Speaker 2: the influence of pancakes. What And I bring that up

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Speaker 2: because someone posted a label from a bottle of pancakes

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Speaker 2: syrup that went viral because on the back it has

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Speaker 2: tractor and sun sun.

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Speaker 1: Wait like sunshine are like your cells.

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Speaker 2: Well, the weird part's of the tractor keep the pancakes

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Speaker 2: syrup away from tractor.

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Speaker 2: Naturally, people are confused why it should be kept specifically

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Speaker 2: away from tractors. One person joked, how quickly we forget?

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Speaker 2: Doesn't anyone remember the great tractor syrup tragedy of nineteen sixty.

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Speaker 4: Three, stuck all the gears together, none were.

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Speaker 2: The whole town had to be abandoned after that. Well,

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Speaker 2: it turns out there is a real explanation for this waiting.

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Speaker 1: It's not just like a cute marketing ploy because they're

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Speaker 1: getting a lot of attention. Obviously.

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Speaker 2: Now this syrup is from the United Arab Emirates. Okay,

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Speaker 2: there's even some Arabic written on the label, So the

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Speaker 2: warning got translated into English badly, and it's supposed to

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Speaker 2: say keep away from heat, but in Arabic the difference

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Speaker 2: between heat and tractor is just one small dot.

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Speaker 1: Ah.

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Speaker 2: Interesting, this makes sense. I've been microwaving my lean cuisines

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Speaker 2: by applying tractors to it for three minutes and it

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Speaker 2: just crushes it.

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Speaker 1: Who knew good combine?

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Speaker 2: To myself, everything is making sense and more well when

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Speaker 2: we do laser stories right after this. It's the radio

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Speaker 2: segment that just challenged Gwyneth Paltrow to a Chubby Bunny competition,

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Speaker 2: but instead of marshmallows in the mouth, it's jade eggs

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Speaker 2: and you're just gonna have to watch the live screen

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Speaker 2: to find out. Laser Stories the segment where we read

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Speaker 2: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 2: except we've got a laser. There's other trip with murders.

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Speaker 2: Just this first laser story is out of Michigan. A

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Speaker 2: forty four year old man named Corey Harris was attending

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Speaker 2: a virtual court hearing earlier this month after he'd previously

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Speaker 2: been charged with driving with a suspended license. Not allowed

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Speaker 2: to do that, and that was months ago, and his

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Speaker 2: license is still invalid.

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Speaker 2: I'm pulling into my doctor's office. Actually, I'm parking right now.

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Speaker 11: This is the driving one license suspended? That is correct.

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Speaker 11: Yes, he's suspended and he's just driving.

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Speaker 12: I don't even know why he would do that. So

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Speaker 2: He could not believe it.

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Speaker 2: No, he truly is like what like you can see

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Speaker 2: me on you almost you cannot make this stuff up.

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Speaker 2: Corey was actually driving while talking to the judge about

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Speaker 1: He was safe on the road.

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Speaker 1: Pulling it now look at me on time lost.

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Speaker 4: And now it's viral.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, more embarrassment. This next laser story is out of Egypt.

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Speaker 2: Sick day excuses are nothing new, and we know this

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Speaker 6: Taps to work.

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Speaker 2: Intuitive, It's way back to twelve hundred and fifty BC

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Speaker 1: That's what we do here.

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Speaker 2: stories out of DMZ Zone Central, there have been reports

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what kind of laser story is this?

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey talk about the light things.

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Speaker 2: I'm getting to it because their latest battle tactics are

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Speaker 10: I know you.

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Speaker 4: Mine, I stop it.

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Speaker 2: We know this because their neighbor, South Korea, has been

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Speaker 4: It's like Amazon Prime in North Korea.

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Speaker 2: The bags of trash are filled with stuff like dirty

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Speaker 2: The contents are being analyzed by the South Korean government,

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Speaker 6: This isn't a bad idea to an ex's house. I'm

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Speaker 2: Un Also, North Korea's dad could beat up South Korea's dad.

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Speaker 1: Who's gonna move him?

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Speaker 2: This next laser story is out of Central Perk headquarters.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever heard this term yet? It's called caffeine delay.

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Speaker 1: Yes, this is a secret to my coffee app.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the idea that it's better to wait an

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Speaker 2: it might be true, but is it worth it? Hold on?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, for most people, there's no harm in having a

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Speaker 2: Plus just the thought of coffee helps Some people wake

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Speaker 2: up serious, like this guy in late morning. He's swimming

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Speaker 10: It's super cute.

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Speaker 2: So he could check it out on our TikTok And

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Speaker 2: that sound means Laser Stories has come to an end

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Speaker 2: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Monday.

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Speaker 3: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: What are the top three things that women look for

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Speaker 2: in a relationship?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: You actually scratched that question. I have a better one.

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Speaker 2: What are the top three things Alexis is looking for

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Speaker 2: in a relationship? Because she is out on the prow

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Speaker 2: she is dating right now and we literally never have

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Speaker 2: But we've officially run out of content this week and

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Speaker 2: audio from TikTok Gramps, so we've got no choice. We're

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Speaker 2: up right after this. We have not done this on

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Speaker 13: Quad.

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Speaker 2: We'll save that for later.

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Speaker 3: In the road. Like please.

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Speaker 2: She's our social media coordinator and has been dating more

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Speaker 2: frequently as of late.

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Speaker 1: Remember years ago when she started, she dated some dude

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Speaker 6: Please, don't trying to bring me down to your level.

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Speaker 2: Okay, where I mean? It's been so long since we've

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Speaker 2: heard from her. I think it's time we desperately need

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Speaker 2: a check in because Brooke needs to live vicariously through someone,

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Speaker 2: and you're the closest person to her at work, at

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Speaker 2: tell us where are you in your dating life right now?

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Speaker 2: You're single? Are you spoken for? Where we are?

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Speaker 9: I'm single, mothers chilling, having fun, nothing serious, Like, So

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Speaker 2: You're lonely and you're desperate.

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Speaker 9: No, I'm not lonely and desperate. I'm just like, no,

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Speaker 9: I don't want a boyfriend. I'm just like hanging out

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so you are casually hanging out and you're

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Speaker 2: seeing like several different guys right now? Is that safe

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Speaker 6: Like three right now? That are the top three?

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Speaker 9: I'd say, Okay, what a great time in your life.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say, live this up.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you're married, you're happily married, but for.

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Speaker 1: Her, that's all of you. I am happily married, but

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Speaker 1: I did that in my twenties and I.

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Speaker 2: Love to something again. You're talking about it fun phase.

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Speaker 4: There's another word for it, but it's amazing.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's go down the list of the three current prospects.

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Speaker 2: Who is number one?

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Speaker 9: Okay, so there's one, but he lives in a different country. Okay,

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Speaker 9: of course, I'm just no different one. But thanks for

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Speaker 9: that after your credit card is paid off a little bit,

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Speaker 9: if you can pay for it, would be nice to.

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Speaker 3: Not there yet.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so when you travel abroad, you need some somebody

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Speaker 2: to like, he'll be there funded.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, stay with show me the way it.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like you can't even buy her a plane ticket

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so number one is European visitation guy who's

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Speaker 9: Number two is like an old friend and now we're both,

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Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, an old friend isn't an old man or

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Speaker 9: From back in the day years okay for years, my age.

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Speaker 1: Have you hooked up with him before?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 9: No, he was eating someone for a long time, eight

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Speaker 9: met out at a bar, you know whatever. Okay, long

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Speaker 6: But he's the one whose plants I'm watching that are

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Speaker 1: He still lot back to see the dead plants because

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Speaker 1: he's climatizing from for runnings altitude camp.

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Speaker 2: Okay, he went with altitude camp. He's definitely seeing other women.

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Speaker 1: Are any of these people in our city?

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Speaker 6: Well, I'll be back, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 6: Number three, does live here? He is a pro athlete.

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Speaker 9: Which I act about Okay, yeah, so he's up there.

454
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,440
Speaker 6: I'm not going to see what sports, because I don't.

455
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,320
Speaker 1: Know if you're not going to say it's like darts

456
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,880
Speaker 1: or something.

457
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:11,119
Speaker 9: You bully for you to guess, I just don't know

458
00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:12,040
Speaker 9: if you'd want I don't know.

459
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,200
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, is he someone famous?

460
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:14,720
Speaker 10: Please?

461
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,240
Speaker 6: I don't know what to watch.

462
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,440
Speaker 4: It just means like he's an NFL player, but he's

463
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:19,240
Speaker 4: like a tight end.

464
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,320
Speaker 2: Or on the practice that he's an nfler.

465
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:25,480
Speaker 1: I think that he's like one of her track like friends,

466
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:30,879
Speaker 1: so you can think better. He doesn't get paychecks. He

467
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:34,440
Speaker 1: gets paid in free tennis, not cool.

468
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:37,199
Speaker 2: Enough to brag about what he yet still makes more

469
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:40,760
Speaker 2: money than all of us combined. I debinitely, But three guys.

470
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,200
Speaker 2: Now you're saying you're just chilling with all of them,

471
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 2: kind of dating around. Is it possible, though, that maybe

472
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 2: one of these guys turns into an exclusive relationship at

473
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:50,240
Speaker 2: some point.

474
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:54,760
Speaker 9: I mean, anything's possible, but I don't want to be

475
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,399
Speaker 9: exclusive anytime soon.

476
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:59,120
Speaker 1: So basically she's saying, if they ask me, I don't

477
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,159
Speaker 1: know how to say no, so probably.

478
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 2: I'd be.

479
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 9: Like, I mean, like they started out like I thought

480
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 9: they were just gonna be like a one night or

481
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:06,840
Speaker 9: one hangout thing.

482
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,640
Speaker 6: And I've talked to them for longer than that. It's

483
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 6: been like weeks.

484
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you don't know how to say no.

485
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,399
Speaker 6: I already like them more than that, but not enough

486
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:14,200
Speaker 6: to like date date.

487
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:15,960
Speaker 1: Did we rank them or we get to rake them

488
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:16,239
Speaker 1: or no?

489
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,880
Speaker 2: I think we did kind of them. That's how we're

490
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:20,439
Speaker 2: going to rank them.

491
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm talking about European Union being number one.

492
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,240
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know.

493
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:28,680
Speaker 4: European Unions are not doing it.

494
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 1: So what's the most fun out of dating right now?

495
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:36,000
Speaker 1: Of these three goods? The fun out of it? Yeah, Oh,

496
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,000
Speaker 1: it's just generally it's just I'm just winging.

497
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:38,919
Speaker 9: It, you know, Like I hung out once and ended

498
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,320
Speaker 9: up being way better than I thought. Like, I haven't

499
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 9: had a bad date with them yet. Everyone is just

500
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 9: like going and better. So I haven't been let down

501
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,600
Speaker 9: yet in the dating world. It's going my way, you

502
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:47,200
Speaker 9: know what I heard that?

503
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,360
Speaker 7: I like though, it's like you're going in with no expectations,

504
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,520
Speaker 7: so you're like, yeah, you're not, like it has to

505
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:52,639
Speaker 7: be perfect, it has to be this.

506
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:53,720
Speaker 4: So that's a good mentality.

507
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:57,760
Speaker 2: OKA read between the lines. She's miserable. So when whatever

508
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 2: we do these breaks, you know, I like to person

509
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 2: think of all the listeners who are tuning into this

510
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:06,439
Speaker 2: and all of the hopeful single guys out there text

511
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 2: into this show every single day saying Alexis, Oh my god,

512
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 2: your scratching voice is so amazing. It's a compliment you

513
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 2: describe it. Well, what can those guys do? Is there

514
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 2: any chance that they can crack the top three.

515
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 1: Get put on the roster?

516
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 6: I mean, here's my type? How about that?

517
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:29,200
Speaker 3: Okay?

518
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,639
Speaker 2: Okay, in case it's not clear, where do you go

519
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:32,240
Speaker 2: for in a guy?

520
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:32,880
Speaker 6: Athletic?

521
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 9: Okay, you want to be funny, but like bantering with

522
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,200
Speaker 9: me funny, you know, not like you think you're funny

523
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,719
Speaker 9: the start of the show, laugh at me, but like

524
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,240
Speaker 9: we're funny together talking.

525
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 6: We can be like self deprecating.

526
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:46,159
Speaker 9: Okay, so you are self deprecating, Yeah I am, And

527
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,399
Speaker 9: so I want someone to do that to me and

528
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:48,880
Speaker 9: then me self deprecate that way.

529
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 3: No.

530
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:53,840
Speaker 2: Translating what you need.

531
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 6: Boks looking at and be confused.

532
00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:02,360
Speaker 9: So these guys have been really nice because they cook

533
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,879
Speaker 9: for me, which I wasn't expecting.

534
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 1: Did they put too much pepper in?

535
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:10,399
Speaker 6: Or it is green chef prepackaged meals.

536
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 2: All that counts as cooking in your mind. The puppet

537
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:14,440
Speaker 2: in the microwave.

538
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 4: Never that I does.

539
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 6: It's more than I have. And there they're spliting it

540
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 6: with me. They could have ate that all by themselves.

541
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:20,760
Speaker 1: It's not a lot of food in the package, you know,

542
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,400
Speaker 1: does not they give it.

543
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:26,959
Speaker 6: To me anyway?

544
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:31,160
Speaker 2: Well, oh my god, Macon moves in the dating world

545
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 2: text in seven eight five nine too. If you believe

546
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,879
Speaker 2: Alexis is gonna find love sooner than she thinks, I

547
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,679
Speaker 2: don't want to, or is she going to die alone?

548
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 1: It's just like the plants you were taking care of.

549
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:49,880
Speaker 3: Your phone tap Right after this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

550
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 2: We were contacted by a woman who says every day

551
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 2: on her drive home she sees the most ridiculous thing.

552
00:25:56,800 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 2: A guy on her street standing shirtless in his front yard.

553
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:07,159
Speaker 2: Not not gardening. He's working out, oh, pumping iron with

554
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 2: actual weights and everything.

555
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:13,359
Speaker 1: Get in because the girls are complaining, why is that

556
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:17,399
Speaker 1: ridiculous on the front lawn. Now, everybody has the you know,

557
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,360
Speaker 1: business to have a back lawn and jack and he.

558
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:25,159
Speaker 2: Just needs to get it on inside the house. She

559
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 2: already mentioned this to her husband multiple times and he's

560
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 2: seen him too, So we thought it might be funny

561
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 2: if we called the husband and said, hey, have your

562
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 2: wife stop checking me out. It's your phone right now?

563
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:44,399
Speaker 3: Another for.

564
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:48,960
Speaker 13: Four fifty?

565
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:50,439
Speaker 2: Okay?

566
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 10: Left?

567
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:52,359
Speaker 2: Arm one?

568
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:52,960
Speaker 10: Hello?

569
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 2: Two?

570
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:56,119
Speaker 14: Three?

571
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 2: Oh? God?

572
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 10: Those hello?

573
00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 3: Oh?

574
00:26:58,359 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 13: Sorry?

575
00:26:58,640 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 2: Hello?

576
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 10: Yeah? What is this? Oh?

577
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 2: What's up?

578
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 12: Bro?

579
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,159
Speaker 10: Uh? You called me? Man? Who is this?

580
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:07,120
Speaker 2: Right?

581
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 3: Uh?

582
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:08,880
Speaker 2: Is this Chris?

583
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 10: Yeah? Who's this?

584
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 2: Are you? Chris?

585
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 10: Yeah? I'm Chris?

586
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 2: Is this Chris?

587
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 10: Yeah? Why do you keep asking me?

588
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 3: Oh?

589
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 7: I don't know if it's is Chris or are Chris?

590
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 7: Like when asking in the plural form.

591
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,480
Speaker 10: Like okay, just what do you need? And who are you?

592
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 7: Let's just say your wife definitely knows who I am

593
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 7: and we may have an issue?

594
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 10: What does that mean? What are you talking about?

595
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 2: Look?

596
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 7: I get it right, I'm Chiseled, I'm swoll I work

597
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:46,160
Speaker 7: out every single day on my front lawn and I'm

598
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 7: just out there going beast mode.

599
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,880
Speaker 10: Hold on a second. This is the guy that works

600
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 10: out on his front lawn every day.

601
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 7: Listen, you need to keep your wife in check. What

602
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,919
Speaker 7: I got your number from our other neighbor so I

603
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 7: I could call you to just tell you.

604
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 2: I'm not interested. Will you please tell your wife that.

605
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 10: You think what my wife is addressing you because she's

606
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 10: looked at you expacizing on your lawn like an idiot

607
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:13,879
Speaker 10: every day.

608
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,399
Speaker 7: I am like a married chick magnet. All right, I

609
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 7: get it. I've been there, I've done that. It never

610
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 7: works out well, and I'm just I'm looking.

611
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 10: I don't know what you're talking about. Like she told

612
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,399
Speaker 10: me all about you. We laugh about it, like we

613
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 10: think it's ridiculous.

614
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 7: Uh huh, Well tell her if she wants to see

615
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,439
Speaker 7: a burning hunk of rock, she should be staring up

616
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 7: at a meteor shower rather than than me.

617
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 10: Maybe you should work out your brain instead of your body.

618
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 7: If you actually find a YouTube link on like brain workouts,

619
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 7: that wouldn't be a bad idea.

620
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 2: I dropped some sets.

621
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 10: Yeah, I was joking. I was being sarcastic. I know

622
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 10: you're a little slow looking at Yeah, okay, my wife's

623
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 10: just looking at you because you're ridiculous.

624
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 7: I get it must be hard for her brother. Every

625
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 7: day she drives home from work and passes by hercules,

626
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 7: then goes home to Homer Simpson.

627
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, just for the record, man, I work out

628
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 10: plenty myself. I just do it in the privacy of my

629
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 10: own home, and I have a gym membership like a

630
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 10: normal person.

631
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 2: Wait, no way, do you know Dougie? What about Frog?

632
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 4: You know Frog?

633
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 2: Who's your personal trainer?

634
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 10: Yeah? I don't know any people there with all.

635
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 7: Of them, Dude, don't tell me it's Teddy who's got

636
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 7: chicken legs.

637
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 2: Dude, look at his cavs.

638
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 4: Next time you see him, bro boint them out.

639
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 10: You'll laugh. I don't know Dougie or Frog or any

640
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 10: of these people. You should just want you to know

641
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 10: my wife will not be looking at you anymore, especially

642
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 10: if you somehow find a way to work out anywhere else.

643
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 7: Sounds like you want me to work out with you, Bro,

644
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 7: you want me to.

645
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 4: Train you and your wife?

646
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 10: No way, no one.

647
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 7: On Monday morning, tell your wife to just pull over finally,

648
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 7: because we both know she's been wanting to you.

649
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 4: Joined I we'll get some reps in.

650
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 10: I will tell her to speed past you as quickly

651
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 10: as possible.

652
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 2: Okay, well she does.

653
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 7: Just make sure she's listening to the prank phone call

654
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 7: on Brook and Jeffrey, because I think it airs at

655
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 7: this time, like exactly this time. She could be doing

656
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 7: what the prank phone call that's going on right now?

657
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 2: You're on the radio.

658
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 7: This is a prank phone call, yeah, because this is

659
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 7: actually Jose for Brooking.

660
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, I should stop the voice.

661
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 7: This is actually Jllsey for Brook and Jeffrey in the

662
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 7: Morning doing a phone tap on you.

663
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 10: Are you kidding me?

664
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 2: Your wife Melody actually set you up.

665
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 7: She told us all about this guy who is very

666
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 7: real apparently that you see too every day and want

667
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 7: does semester with.

668
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 2: You about it?

669
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 10: Yeah, that guy works out so much it's ridiculous every

670
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 10: single day.

671
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 7: It sounds like a cool guy to me, a guy

672
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 7: who's probably hot and in shape and smart.

673
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 10: Are you doing this voice again? Because he does.

674
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 7: Brain workouts on YouTube. I did six cranial lunges this morning.

675
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 10: That's what I'd like to see on someone's frog lawn.

676
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 7: All Right, you and me Monday morning, brown cranial lunges

677
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 7: and go on.

678
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 3: The week of every morning was fun taps weekday mornings

679
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 3: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

680
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 2: All it takes is one innocent question from a stranger

681
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 2: to totally ruin the vibe on a first date. For example,

682
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 2: if your waiter looks at you dead in the eye

683
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 2: and says, wait, aren't you that guy from the hemorrhoids commercial.

684
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not good even though you are famous. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

685
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 2: and I was really good in that commercial. Still not

686
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 2: a good look.

687
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 8: Okay.

688
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 2: One of our listeners says, a deafening silence happened after

689
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:47,239
Speaker 2: an awkward question from their waiter, and now she's not

690
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 2: getting a call back after. You're gonna hear what it

691
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 2: was in your brand new second Date update right after

692
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 2: this second Date updated. You know, in all the years

693
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 2: that we've done this segment, I had a few listeners

694
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 2: call up saying, I know that we only hung out once,

695
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 2: but I'm pretty sure they're the one.

696
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.

697
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 2: We've had other people say I am ready to marry

698
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 2: this person right now.

699
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not a red flag the phone.

700
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, But rarely do we have people email and

701
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 2: tell us I want a date even though I'm not

702
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 2: one hundred percent sure I really want to go out

703
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 2: with them again.

704
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 1: Okay. Well, I mean, even if they don't tell us,

705
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: most of them are thinking that.

706
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 2: You know, sure, but it's a little bit confusing to me.

707
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 2: So we're just going to get the listener on the

708
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 2: phone who said that to us today. Her name is Ari.

709
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. You do realize this is second

710
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 2: date update, not second date.

711
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 13: Maybe, I don't know.

712
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 2: We'll see how I feel about the end of the call, right.

713
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 8: Hi, Yes, I do understand.

714
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 1: Okay, your community, I mean, are we just calling this

715
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: person because they rejected you? Let's be honest for a second.

716
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 8: No, it's not even like that. Like this guy.

717
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 2: Okay, well, tell us a little bit about what's his name?

718
00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 2: How'd you meet?

719
00:32:59,560 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 10: So?

720
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 8: His name is Victor. I met him online and he

721
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 8: really looked so nice. He had a really nice beard.

722
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: I love a good beard.

723
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 4: It's just Jeff looking at you.

724
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 2: She brought it up because when I met you, and

725
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 2: I know the winks were a little bit aggressive.

726
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 1: But that's okay, Okay, God, so uncomfortable.

727
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 2: You're not alone? Are so good beard stuck out to you?

728
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 8: Yeah?

729
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 13: Yes, it was really nice.

730
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 8: So we went on three days.

731
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 1: Three and there's a fourth date update actually today.

732
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 8: Okay, well is it the first?

733
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 7: Who?

734
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 10: They really will?

735
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 8: Okay?

736
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 2: So what'd you do?

737
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 1: Just real quick? Are you doing coffee or what?

738
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 10: So?

739
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,080
Speaker 8: The first day we showed up in Max and al

740
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 8: fates first on purpose? Yeah, no, this was like it

741
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 8: was an accident.

742
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 1: That's so.

743
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 9: Was it like jeans and a plain T shirt or

744
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 9: like something crazy?

745
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 8: It was like white cops, brown bottles, and white shoes.

746
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 4: Chemistry.

747
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 1: You're on the same way, That's.

748
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:13,919
Speaker 13: What I thought.

749
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 2: The room thinks this is a good thing. Okay. What

750
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 2: were you doing for your date?

751
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:17,839
Speaker 10: Oh?

752
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 8: So, like we just went for a drink. Okay, it

753
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,319
Speaker 8: was a really good time. So he's like, look, let's

754
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:27,319
Speaker 8: go for our second one, right, we diss up the

755
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 8: fun again, just drink nothing too heavy.

756
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,800
Speaker 2: Okay. So you basically went on the same date.

757
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:36,240
Speaker 7: Twice, the same good date twice, just different outfits.

758
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, unless you guys decided to wear the exact same

759
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 2: one for date number two again because the first one

760
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 2: went so well, How am.

761
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:43,800
Speaker 4: I going to find you in the restaurant?

762
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 8: We were just wearing different clothes on it second okay.

763
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 1: Okay, so Dovin obviously went well because there was a third.

764
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 8: Date, right, Yeah, so we decided to go a little

765
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,319
Speaker 8: more upscale for the third date.

766
00:34:59,000 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: That's the right thing.

767
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:04,360
Speaker 8: We did dinner at this fancy restaurant. It's really nice.

768
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

769
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 2: Okay, so how to date three go once you got

770
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,359
Speaker 2: to this nice restaurant, so like.

771
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 8: I had got there first, and in order you know,

772
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,240
Speaker 8: to get seated, you have to have a credit card

773
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,479
Speaker 8: on foul with the host. So I put my credit

774
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 8: card down, so we want to lose the table. Okay,

775
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 8: you know he's running a little late.

776
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 2: Okay, well that's not nice that he's late. That's a

777
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 2: bad news.

778
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 1: I mean it's a third date. Like things happen right,

779
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,239
Speaker 1: like maybe Scott caught at work or.

780
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:33,239
Speaker 2: Something like four hours later.

781
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 8: When no, it wasn't that late. It was like he's

782
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 8: about like fifteen to twenty minutes.

783
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're still feeling good.

784
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:44,800
Speaker 8: Yeah, everything is fine, and then like the bill comes

785
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 8: in the way that it's like, hey, should I just

786
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,800
Speaker 8: go ahead and run the credit card that's on the file.

787
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:51,880
Speaker 2: Oh that's your card?

788
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, what happened?

789
00:35:54,080 --> 00:36:02,319
Speaker 8: Well, like he's just looking like stupid.

790
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 2: The waiter or Victor, your dad, Victor's confused?

791
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:09,319
Speaker 1: Is he confused or is he trying not to hear it?

792
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:12,799
Speaker 8: Like I know he's making it awkward because he's very

793
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 8: like hesitant and he knows that my card is on file.

794
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 2: Yeah he does know. He's defaulting to you. I guess

795
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 2: to be like, it's your card, you get to make

796
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 2: the decision.

797
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 6: Did you pay for the last two dates? Because then

798
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 6: I could kind of see.

799
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,959
Speaker 8: It he paid for them.

800
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,479
Speaker 13: But I mean he's the guy, so.

801
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 4: Traditional guys would go, oh, no way, give me.

802
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 6: That bills a few dates, I know, like.

803
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 1: Ye day, like, and she's the one that put the

804
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 1: credit card down. I would think that you're telling me.

805
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 2: So what happened?

806
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 8: So because things is just so weird and awkward, and

807
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 8: a waiter just standing there looking at both of us,

808
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 8: I'm like, well, just go ahead and.

809
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 3: Run my car, okay, okay.

810
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 8: Wants the waiter walked away. He's just like, well, your

811
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 8: cards are on file, so you know, we should just

812
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,240
Speaker 8: make it less of a headache for the waiter.

813
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 1: He didn't say thank you.

814
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 8: No. Oh and the bill, the bill was over two

815
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 8: hundred dollars.

816
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,240
Speaker 4: Oh it's nice place.

817
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 8: Oh okay, But I'm like whatever, I'm like, I'm not

818
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 8: chipping about it, okay. But like after that date, we

819
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 8: haven't really been talking as much. Like at first, I

820
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 8: felt like he's really putting a pressure on me and

821
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 8: keeping in contact and like when I'm going to see.

822
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:24,399
Speaker 15: You again, type of thing.

823
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 8: But like, since that day, everything slowed down a lot,

824
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:32,760
Speaker 8: and I really don't know why.

825
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 1: That's weird because you paid.

826
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 2: Like it feels like yeah, So going back to the

827
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 2: beginning of this call, is that why you were saying

828
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 2: because of the whole bill situation, maybe you're not one

829
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 2: hundred percent sure you really want to see him again

830
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 2: for another date.

831
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 8: Yeah, And if he doesn't want to see me again,

832
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 8: I feel like he needs to run me my money,

833
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 8: like he needs to paid for half of the day.

834
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 2: Oh wow, his half?

835
00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 1: Okay? Should you can't say that if like I like

836
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,319
Speaker 1: a guy can't come back and say you didn't go, And.

837
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 6: If you're never gonna see him again, what's the harmon

838
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:07,840
Speaker 6: asking I like this.

839
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 9: Dude, asking that you'd be so upset, But I would

840
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 9: do it because I can't say.

841
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:15,359
Speaker 2: No, she doesn't have it. But if he says yes,

842
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 2: then you don't care about the bill situation?

843
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 8: Good? Yes, yes, I don't care because we'll probably go

844
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:22,240
Speaker 8: to more fancy.

845
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 2: All right, Well, we're gonna see how this goes when

846
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 2: we call Victor to get you your second date update

847
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,319
Speaker 2: and maybe half of your money back. Right after this

848
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 2: second date update, we're in the middle of a second

849
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 2: date update, and if this doesn't go well with Victor,

850
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,799
Speaker 2: we may need to go full Godfather on him.

851
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 1: That's music. I see Wait, I haven't seen these movies.

852
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,839
Speaker 1: Explain Jeff from the second date up.

853
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make you one off you can't refuse.

854
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 1: That's pretty good, Jeff.

855
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:55,760
Speaker 2: You paid the nice woman.

856
00:38:56,560 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 16: Oh we can make it real uncomfortable for you. You

857
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 16: a gift card to Apple with half of the balanced.

858
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 2: It's actually the worst thing that we could do in

859
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 2: this situation. Give a half used gift card to somebody,

860
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 2: just disrespectful.

861
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 1: You have an old Italian foster living inside your body.

862
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 1: Is actually good.

863
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna we can't really threaten Ari's date here,

864
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,919
Speaker 2: but if he says he does not want to see

865
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 2: her again, Ari wants to ask him to pay her

866
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 2: back for half of the bill from their final date

867
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 2: because it was at this nice upscale restaurant. He kind

868
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 2: of stuck her with it. Yeah, so kind of awkward.

869
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 1: Like don't you think Ari that he thought you wanted

870
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 1: to pay?

871
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 8: Absolutely not. He should have never thought that.

872
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 16: Oh, you showed you disspect.

873
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 2: And it's not old killing.

874
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:57,280
Speaker 1: Okay, West, I think you need the music.

875
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 2: We're gonna call Victor here, hopefully we can avoid all

876
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 2: of that, and he just says, yes, he would love

877
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 2: to see you again. It's all a big misunderstanding, but

878
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 2: I'm an dial his number right now. Here we go, Hello, Hey,

879
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:20,760
Speaker 2: is this Victor?

880
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:21,919
Speaker 10: Here's a Victor.

881
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:22,439
Speaker 13: How you doing?

882
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:26,799
Speaker 2: Oh you're so, you're so polite, really good.

883
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 1: I'm good to you.

884
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 4: Asking what about you Alexis.

885
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,880
Speaker 6: I don't think he cares.

886
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,959
Speaker 2: Sorry to confuse you, but you're on a radio show

887
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 2: right now. Okay for what you said, good question. How

888
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 2: do you feel about us setting you up on a

889
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 2: hot date with a sexy woman that you've already been

890
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 2: out with multiple times?

891
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: Why don't your voice get deeper and deeper than that?

892
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 2: I wanted it to sound entice.

893
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,840
Speaker 13: All right, I'm telling more.

894
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 2: Got her because business There is a woman who has

895
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 2: gone through us to reach you, and her name is Ari.

896
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:08,439
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, I remember are here?

897
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:09,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope.

898
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: So you guys are three dates together?

899
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 13: Yeah, we want a couple of days together. We had

900
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 13: a good time.

901
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 1: Okay, we sound positive.

902
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 2: We're trying to help Ari feel this out and get

903
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:22,359
Speaker 2: a vibe of where your relationship with her is at.

904
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 2: Not that it's a relationship, but just she wants to

905
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 2: see more of you, and it hasn't happened, and she's

906
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 2: not sure why.

907
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,400
Speaker 1: It feels like the momentum has stopped.

908
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 13: A little bit. Yeah, about for my options. I mean,

909
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 13: I'm new to the city, so I wanted to, you know,

910
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 13: dates a little bit, so I want seeing who's in

911
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 13: the city. But she's still you know.

912
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 1: She's still in the fold.

913
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:45,399
Speaker 7: Okay, And of course you're not going to tell her that, like, hey, sorry,

914
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 7: I'm not hating.

915
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 2: You up, I'm going on a lot of dates.

916
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:48,920
Speaker 10: Yeah, of course, of course not.

917
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 2: You're allowed to do. How many women are in the

918
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 2: are in your fold?

919
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,360
Speaker 13: I've been on other dates.

920
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:59,320
Speaker 1: Probably that's not too bad. Okay, that seems normal.

921
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 2: So you're not completely cutting her out. It's just you're

922
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 2: also opening yourself up to other possibilities.

923
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 13: Yeah. Well I said it was for my options in

924
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 13: the city.

925
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 2: Well, I mean it gives a little bit of clarity.

926
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel great, yeah, specific.

927
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 2: Because what we do have to deliver it.

928
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:20,760
Speaker 1: I mean, this is the awkward part.

929
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, Victor. The part that you might not know about

930
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 2: this is that Ari is actually already on this phone

931
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 2: call listening waiting to talk to you.

932
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 13: You mean this phone call right now?

933
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 10: Yeah?

934
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I meant when I said this call. Okay,

935
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 2: so yeah, I'll I think you're okay. Well let's ask

936
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 2: Ari are you there?

937
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm here.

938
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,399
Speaker 13: Hey, Victory, are you doing?

939
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:51,360
Speaker 8: Oh I'm doing great. But yeah, like I heard everything

940
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:51,919
Speaker 8: that you said.

941
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 13: Yeah, so we say, we went on a couple of days,

942
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 13: had a great time. I'm still new to the city,

943
00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 13: so much for my options was out there.

944
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 8: You're gonna say it again, yeah, like you already said that.

945
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:05,360
Speaker 8: You keep saying it over and over. Nervous or something.

946
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:07,319
Speaker 13: I'm not nervous at all.

947
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 8: No, Okay, well you should be. You should be nervous

948
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 8: because I'm not with none of that. Like I'm not

949
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 8: part of your starting lineup, buddy. I don't know what

950
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,879
Speaker 8: you people got going on here, but like we've been

951
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:21,839
Speaker 8: on three days, so you should have like some type

952
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 8: of idea, like whether you want to take this further

953
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 8: or not. I don't care about you being new to

954
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:29,760
Speaker 8: a city, Like I'm not one of your little flings.

955
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 10: I don't move like that.

956
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 2: I mean, how many dates does it take for you,

957
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:37,359
Speaker 2: Victor to decide whether or not, like it's the real

958
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 2: deal with somebody.

959
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 13: I don't have to answer that. I mean, it takes

960
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 13: the amount of time it takes me to still a

961
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 13: person out.

962
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:48,320
Speaker 2: So she just feels like she's waiting forever.

963
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,879
Speaker 1: I don't know about forever. I think she's just saying

964
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 1: three days. You need to know.

965
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 8: Coming the names of the girls you've been dating. Who

966
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:54,879
Speaker 8: are they?

967
00:43:54,920 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 2: I might know that addresses or something.

968
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 1: What, welcome to our city.

969
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 2: We're really nice here.

970
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 1: I promise the dating scene is totally cool.

971
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 8: Victor, you're not saying anything. What are the girl's names?

972
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 13: I don't need to tell you that information. That's my information.

973
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 13: Like I said, I'm exploring with in the city. Had

974
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 13: a great time with you.

975
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 8: I feel like that's a BS excuse. I feel like

976
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 8: that's a BS excus.

977
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:31,919
Speaker 4: Because something.

978
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 1: Do you think that he's just trying to cover, Like

979
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:36,720
Speaker 1: maybe he just doesn't like you that much or something.

980
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 1: I don't mean it in a mean way.

981
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, Or maybe he just wanted a free meal

982
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 8: that night because I paid.

983
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 1: Remember I knew here we go.

984
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 8: So you don't want to like you don't really care

985
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 8: like going on the date or whatever. I'm fine with

986
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 8: that you need to go out hand and pay me

987
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 8: up half for that dinner. So you need to go

988
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,359
Speaker 8: out hand and like vemo, me half of that bill

989
00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:59,839
Speaker 8: I have to receive. If you need me to text

990
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:02,399
Speaker 8: you picture of it and you could split it down

991
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 8: the middle and send me your half.

992
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 13: Okay, I can say the same thing to you. I

993
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 13: paid for the drinks for the first two days, so

994
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 13: why don't you send me that money back.

995
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: To drink.

996
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 8: Funny drink and a whole steak meal adpatiser. You had

997
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 8: a four punch me.

998
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 13: You had four lemon drops on the first day.

999
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 9: Yeah, and that's a classic drink.

1000
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 1: I appreciate that she's doing all the work for us.

1001
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 2: The sugar on the rim too.

1002
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:31,439
Speaker 4: Do you see the point here?

1003
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 7: It's okay if you're asking, but not okay if he's asking.

1004
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,759
Speaker 8: Oh no, it's definitely okay if I'm asking. He's a man,

1005
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 8: A real man wouldn't even let me pay you to

1006
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 8: pull out your credit card. Let's start there.

1007
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:45,800
Speaker 13: I mean, the reason why you put your credit card

1008
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,359
Speaker 13: is because I got to wait. I struck the tray

1009
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:48,840
Speaker 13: to get in there. But at the same time, I

1010
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 13: mean I thought she was paying for dinner because I

1011
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:51,919
Speaker 13: paid for the drinks on the first two days.

1012
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 6: It seemed like, but but you didn't even say thank you.

1013
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 1: Afterwards.

1014
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 13: I'm sure I said thank you after work you had

1015
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 13: a little, you know, situation in the parking lot. Afterwards,

1016
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 13: I gave her a Nicett kiss, said thank you and

1017
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 13: kept the movie.

1018
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 4: A kiss is a thank you, isn't it.

1019
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 8: No, God, running me my money back would be a

1020
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 8: thank you.

1021
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 1: I believe she's gonna drop its pretty.

1022
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 2: She's pretty strict. She wants the money back. So do

1023
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 2: you want to give your venmo out right now? No?

1024
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 13: No, I'm not giving my veno your shirt.

1025
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I guess you do really.

1026
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 8: Well, guess what This year isn't that big. I'll see

1027
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:26,799
Speaker 8: you around, buddy.

1028
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:34,240
Speaker 2: Father, Godfather, We need you make enough prepared all of God.

1029
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 1: No, this is not sounded like we.

1030
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 8: Got.

1031
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 16: We got all the breadsticks that you can put in

1032
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 16: your mouth. If you're willing to go out, what are

1033
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 16: the room? More time? And that that we on our

1034
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:49,479
Speaker 16: on our time?

1035
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 1: You want to go out again?

1036
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 13: All was nice to me and you, but I'm never

1037
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 13: paying you that money.

1038
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 2: Bag o God.

1039
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 8: Okay, that's fine, that's cool. I'm not going to but hey,

1040
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 8: lady Victor, don't date him, because.

1041
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 16: If you do, we're gonna have to break some kneecaps.

1042
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:16,919
Speaker 2: Jeffrey, find them. Maybe we'll see you too on Small

1043
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 2: Claims Court on Judge Judy, all right, good luck, Brook,

1044
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning. You know, we never did get

1045
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 2: the names of those other women that he's dating, and

1046
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 2: now I'm really curious you are.

1047
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 1: I don't think it matters.

1048
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 2: I think it does. Text in seven eight, five, nine two.

1049
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:34,319
Speaker 2: If you are currently dating Victor, we want to meet

1050
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 2: you and set you up for another second date. Updates

1051
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:39,320
Speaker 2: and first.

1052
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 4: And the last name please.

1053
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: I feel like with Victor's list, this is just going

1054
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 1: to be Victor's update updates I do.

1055
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:46,800
Speaker 2: I want to call him again, do all Victor updates

1056
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 2: all next week and he's like you guys again.

1057
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, he ends up single at the end is

1058
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 1: how I predict you.

1059
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 2: But it's fun for us to make sure you go

1060
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 2: to Brook and Jeffrey wherever you get your podcast. You

1061
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 2: can find all of our second dates there, and of

1062
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 2: course thanks for listening.

1063
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 3: Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1064
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 2: Do you know there's been tons of research showing the

1065
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:10,400
Speaker 2: miraculous health benefits of singing.

1066
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 4: Oh health benefit.

1067
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,800
Speaker 2: Like when you sing, it actually lowers your stress levels.

1068
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:19,880
Speaker 2: It boosts your immunity and lung function and helps you

1069
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 2: cope with physical and mental pain.

1070
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:22,720
Speaker 3: Day.

1071
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 1: You got so many unstable singers out there in the world.

1072
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 2: I think maybe we should do some self care right

1073
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 2: now and sing something real quick to lower our stress

1074
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:39,840
Speaker 2: levels before the next segment. We'll just do a simple harmony. Okay,

1075
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:42,760
Speaker 2: Jose will start us off with a note. I'll go next,

1076
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 2: then Brooke and Alexis you finish us off. Maybe Jose,

1077
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:48,839
Speaker 2: maybe say happy and start us Okay, okay, give it

1078
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 2: to us.

1079
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:59,839
Speaker 14: Happy Happy, I feel good.

1080
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 4: I'm more stress than ever now.

1081
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:07,280
Speaker 2: And the physical pain, it's unbearable.

1082
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:08,400
Speaker 3: Pain.

1083
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 2: We all need to heal immediately. I'm gonna say, let

1084
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 2: me do this. I'm gonna do this myself. It's a

1085
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 2: brand new song of the way with zero help from

1086
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:24,319
Speaker 2: backup singers. Coming up. It's coming up right after this.

1087
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:28,279
Speaker 2: It is time for my song of the week. And

1088
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:34,240
Speaker 2: I will never forget my college graduation in my cap

1089
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:38,279
Speaker 2: and gown, standing in a long line outdoors, and then

1090
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 2: they shuffle you into this giant stadium where you sit

1091
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:44,880
Speaker 2: in a long line of chairs and then they march

1092
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 2: you up to the stage in this long line, as

1093
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:51,839
Speaker 2: this long line of old people tell you you can

1094
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:52,879
Speaker 2: do anything.

1095
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1096
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, at that point, do you believe them?

1097
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 1: I mean done right in high school. I did college

1098
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 1: by the time that came down.

1099
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 6: I'm like, they give me a job if you mean it.

1100
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,800
Speaker 2: I mean I sure did. And boy was that a mistake.

1101
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:17,320
Speaker 2: Look at me now. It doesn't agreed paid off graduation.

1102
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:19,399
Speaker 2: They really try to build you up with hope though,

1103
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 2: because they know you just dropped a ton of money

1104
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:25,319
Speaker 2: to get this little rolled up piece of paper and

1105
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 2: they want you to think that was all worth it.

1106
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:28,320
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1107
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:31,120
Speaker 1: And they want you to keep contributing even after school

1108
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 1: and after your loans, because you got to give back

1109
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 1: to the college that you went to. And if you don't,

1110
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 1: then you get a call every other month to let

1111
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 1: them know, hey, we need your donation.

1112
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 2: Because you're an alumni for life. Yeah. That's what I

1113
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 2: never escaped.

1114
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 4: We made you.

1115
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 1: I bleed those colors.

1116
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:47,919
Speaker 2: I'm just saying to all the college graduates out there

1117
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 2: who are about to walk down the aisle and accept

1118
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:54,400
Speaker 2: their diploma, whether it's at an accredited university like mine

1119
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 2: or an unaccredited one like Brooks.

1120
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:58,239
Speaker 1: I want you to know, let's it very accredited.

1121
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:01,320
Speaker 2: We are proud of you. Don't get us on. He

1122
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:05,799
Speaker 2: want you to succeed. Absolutely, But if you're one of

1123
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 2: the graduates and everyone's all happy and cheery and optimistic,

1124
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 2: which is great, I wonder is anyone actually being honest

1125
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 2: about what the real world is gonna be? Like?

1126
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 1: Do we need to be honest, jeff the real world

1127
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 1: will slap them in the face on its own.

1128
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,839
Speaker 2: I want I want to be slapped ahead of time

1129
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 2: before the real world slapped me, just so I know

1130
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 2: what it's gonna feel like.

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Speaker 1: That shocks that you said that.

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Speaker 2: And that's what I'm gonna do for you today. I

1133
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 2: will be fully honest. And that is why instead of

1134
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 2: singing the hit song by Drake, God's plan, it's Young

1135
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 2: Jeffrey's Grad's plan. Ah, so everybody knows exactly what postgrad

1136
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:45,319
Speaker 2: life is really gonna be.

1137
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 1: Like, Yeah, I'm going to be depressed by the end

1138
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Speaker 1: of this. Let's go the goal.

1139
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Speaker 2: Here we go. I'll point when I'm ready, points for

1140
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 2: your mission and itch and wish and finish and this

1141
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:07,400
Speaker 2: college degree gradulation four tossed my cap and gown up

1142
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 2: felt amazing to me. I thought that this diploma be

1143
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:13,439
Speaker 2: the ace that I need, But not a single job

1144
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 2: as touching bases with me. Why did I get this

1145
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:20,799
Speaker 2: dumb communications degree? Zip recruiter knew that I was bluffing.

1146
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 2: My resume got written by a chat GPD. I thought

1147
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 2: it might be fund apartment hunting. To see the cost

1148
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 2: of brand, you'll need a zan X or three drad's

1149
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 2: playing sad Land. I split the least with friends I know,

1150
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:40,720
Speaker 2: real mate. Yeah a four dudes in one studio, tight space.

1151
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 2: My mom's still paying for my phone. She don't mind.

1152
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:47,279
Speaker 2: Not got my furniture for free, scooped it up, yeah,

1153
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 2: off the side of highway free? Yeah, or what sanitized

1154
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:58,919
Speaker 2: it with a briests. But still Dad's things. A lot

1155
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 2: of mom and Dad's they that I mooch, like insurance

1156
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:07,720
Speaker 2: and passwords for Netflix and Hulu mainly and Max and Disney.

1157
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:12,720
Speaker 2: Plus yeah, plant things. I bought a lot of saplings

1158
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,760
Speaker 2: that I watered and pampered, and still they all shrive

1159
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:19,879
Speaker 2: all then died in a week. How, I just how

1160
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 2: I never learned to cook unless we're talking macarone. He

1161
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:26,200
Speaker 2: My fridge is full of booze and a packet of

1162
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 2: year a blogone he student loans. I got more death

1163
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 2: in a small connentry got me owen and more money thanpeded.

1164
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 2: He will be the freedom ain't free. Diploma should have

1165
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:38,400
Speaker 2: come with a gofund me.

1166
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1167
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:42,279
Speaker 2: I tried to plan my budget with a spreadsheet, but

1168
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:46,440
Speaker 2: the quickened program took a look and killed itself. Boss Man,

1169
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 2: no fan because now they work me to the bone

1170
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 2: nine to five. Hey, I can't watch tiktoks on my phone.

1171
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:58,520
Speaker 2: It ain't right now. These millennie also all skinny jeans

1172
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:02,760
Speaker 2: here talking weird off this lingo circle back yuh geking

1173
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:06,279
Speaker 2: out on energy center. Huh what I'm like? I will

1174
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 2: emo g for real, So I'll take all the money

1175
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:17,040
Speaker 2: I make and I'll use it to party and bar

1176
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:21,880
Speaker 2: hop and go out to brunch every week. Mimosa's avocado

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00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 2: toast is yuh buke stains got a little neck pain,

1178
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 2: adam feeling from sleep and while passed out on floors

1179
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:34,880
Speaker 2: next to friends toilet seats. Yeah, Bachelor of Arts flex

1180
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 2: grads plan grads plan.

1181
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:46,839
Speaker 1: To the energy of drinking perfectly.

1182
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 2: Of the world may not be pretty, but that's the

1183
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 2: dose of reality. All the kids need as they launch

1184
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:57,240
Speaker 2: themselves into full adulto.

1185
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 4: Yan, congratulations, you're in debt.

1186
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 6: You're putting it together.

1187
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 1: Those passwords, so.

1188
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:11,360
Speaker 2: That's the luck. It'll get better kind of.

1189
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:13,479
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1190
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:16,839
Speaker 2: Text in seven five to tell us what you thought

1191
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:17,959
Speaker 2: about the song of the week.

1192
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:21,480
Speaker 1: Send it to your favorite or maybe least favorite grad

1193
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:24,160
Speaker 1: whoever needs the truth. I guess maybe here you should

1194
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 1: send it to.

1195
00:55:24,719 --> 00:55:26,800
Speaker 2: We'll post the video up on the Brook and Jeffrey

1196
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 2: socials with all the lyrics there at Brook and Jeffrey.

1197
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1198
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:36,400
Speaker 2: Texas seven eight five nine two says I graduated with

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00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 2: a Master of Economics last week, and I've already had

1200
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:43,040
Speaker 2: to donate blood six times just to cover my student

1201
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 2: loan payment. Where are you? Oh?

1202
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:47,839
Speaker 4: Wow, right, all right.

1203
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 1: I don't know that you learn much if you're in economics.

1204
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,759
Speaker 1: And it's not okay, I'll stay on.

1205
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 2: The president controls all the finance. Yeah, they need loans. Yeah,

1206
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:01,840
Speaker 2: forget if you're not talking about Instead of singing Drake's

1207
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 2: famous song God's Plan, I sing my own version called

1208
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 2: grads Plan, in honor of all the college graduates who

1209
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 2: need healthy dose of reality before stepping out into the

1210
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:15,399
Speaker 2: real world. And we've got some other texts coming into

1211
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 2: seven eighty five nine too. Brooke, what are you seeing this?

1212
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:20,839
Speaker 1: One says, Hey, guys, I'm a mom of a soon

1213
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:24,319
Speaker 1: to be graduates. Do you think you could convince Jose

1214
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 1: to speak at the commencement?

1215
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 2: Absolutely? I love it.

1216
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:30,120
Speaker 4: High school doesn't allow me on premises.

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00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:32,800
Speaker 1: If yes, tell me where I can send the directions

1218
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:33,719
Speaker 1: to the kindergarten.

1219
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 7: Oh, okay, how long is my set?

1220
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:45,160
Speaker 2: Because this is gonna be awesome. Yeah. So if you

1221
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:46,879
Speaker 2: missed it, if you want to hear it again, it's

1222
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:49,360
Speaker 2: gonna be up at the Brook and Jeffrey YouTube on

1223
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 2: the Facebook, Insta and TikTok all of it at Brook

1224
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:55,160
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey. Check out the song there Brook and Jeffrey.

1225
00:56:55,160 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 3: In the morning, we have a return.

1226
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:07,239
Speaker 2: Player named Taylor on the line right now, whose all

1227
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:11,440
Speaker 2: time record against you, Brooke is two and oh two wins,

1228
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 2: no losses.

1229
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:16,560
Speaker 1: I told our producer to stop letting these people.

1230
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 2: Off the money thing is. Taylor says she's very shocked

1231
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:23,680
Speaker 2: that she even got to to and Oh because every

1232
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 2: morning when she plays it in the car at home,

1233
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 2: she loses. Wait, but then when she comes on the show,

1234
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:35,920
Speaker 2: Magic strikes and she wins called clutch show up when

1235
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 2: it counts?

1236
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 4: Baby?

1237
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 1: Are you really good?

1238
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 15: My children?

1239
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 2: That means don't tell them you don't know? Taylor, you

1240
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:47,240
Speaker 2: might actually make history on this show because I don't

1241
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:51,920
Speaker 2: think anyone has ever gone a perfect three and oh against.

1242
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:54,240
Speaker 1: Brou God that just made me. I mean literally, why

1243
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 1: do I still get nervous with this stuff?

1244
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 2: A possible three peat might just happen? Taylor? How does

1245
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:02,840
Speaker 2: it feel to know that you're standing on the precipice

1246
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 2: of greatness?

1247
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:07,120
Speaker 15: Oh? I'm just gonna stay with the same attitude that

1248
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 15: I've had this whole entire time and just be nonchalant

1249
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 15: about it.

1250
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:14,120
Speaker 2: Do it your way, Taylor. We're gonna send Brook out

1251
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:17,440
Speaker 2: of the studio. This could be history today. Let's go

1252
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 2: over the rules. You got thirty seconds to answer as

1253
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:21,160
Speaker 2: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you

1254
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:22,560
Speaker 2: can say pass. But you have to beat her outright

1255
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:23,960
Speaker 2: if you want to win. Are you ready?

1256
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:25,040
Speaker 15: I'm ready?

1257
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:28,640
Speaker 2: Good luck? Your time starts now. Clint Eastwood celebrates his

1258
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:31,760
Speaker 2: ninety fourth birthday today. True or false Clint Eastwood is

1259
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:35,600
Speaker 2: his real name. True What Potato Chip brand uses the

1260
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 2: slogan bet you can't eat just one Lise. In the

1261
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 2: movie Pinocchio, what character is known as Pinocchio's conscience.

1262
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 15: The Grasshopper.

1263
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 2: Spaghetti westerns are cowboy films that were made in what country?

1264
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:50,880
Speaker 1: Fact?

1265
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:53,200
Speaker 2: What company owns the wienermobile?

1266
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:55,120
Speaker 1: Oh?

1267
00:58:55,200 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 15: Oh, oh oh, I noticed one. What It's going to

1268
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 15: be so annoyed when I hear the answer too, because.

1269
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:11,400
Speaker 2: I know that one will it be enough to be Brooke.

1270
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:13,720
Speaker 2: We're about to find out here, but first let's talk

1271
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 2: to Taylor a little bit more. I see on my

1272
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:19,880
Speaker 2: screener here that you just got a baby horse named Sully.

1273
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:20,440
Speaker 2: Is that right?

1274
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:24,480
Speaker 15: Yes, we did. It's exciting, Jeff for the family.

1275
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:28,360
Speaker 2: Interesting you didn't name it Jeff after your favorite morning

1276
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:29,600
Speaker 2: show host. I'm not gonna say.

1277
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:31,080
Speaker 1: Terrible horse name.

1278
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 2: Give me up, Jeff, Like what, No, I'm not going

1279
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:38,480
Speaker 2: to say that. I'm hurt by that, but I will

1280
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 2: say it's an interesting choice. Why did you go with

1281
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:40,960
Speaker 2: the name Sully.

1282
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:44,680
Speaker 15: He's going to be big and he has very soft eyes,

1283
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 15: so solely that is the character for a monster's ink

1284
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:50,520
Speaker 15: and he looks big and scary, but really he's a face.

1285
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 1: Oh so cute.

1286
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:55,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, name him after a monster? That terrifies children for

1287
00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:58,360
Speaker 2: his job. Good call, Brooke, We're back to the trivia here.

1288
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:01,280
Speaker 2: Remember you're trying to stop from going a perfect three?

1289
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:02,160
Speaker 2: And oh against you.

1290
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:05,080
Speaker 1: I understand we've established this already. Don't make weird.

1291
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:08,400
Speaker 2: Iyeas make sure you don't feel the pressure that was

1292
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:12,640
Speaker 2: for me because I forgot. Here we go. Your time

1293
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:16,480
Speaker 2: starts now. Clint Eastwood celebrates his ninety fourth birthday today.

1294
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:19,160
Speaker 2: Tru or false Clint Eastwood is his real name.

1295
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:19,800
Speaker 1: True?

1296
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:22,919
Speaker 2: What potato trip brand uses the slogan bet you can't

1297
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:26,560
Speaker 2: eat just one? In the movie Pinocchio. What character is

1298
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 2: known as Pinocchio's conscience?

1299
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 3: Uh?

1300
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 1: Oh no?

1301
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:34,160
Speaker 2: Spaghetti westerns are cowboy films that were made in what

1302
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:40,360
Speaker 2: country Italy? What company owns the wienermobiles? Meyer the road

1303
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:43,120
Speaker 2: Runner is the official bird of what Southwest states?

1304
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:47,800
Speaker 16: There's a All right, this is gonna be a tight one.

1305
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:50,720
Speaker 2: I feel like Willows three be made. Let's go to

1306
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:52,200
Speaker 2: the scoreboard with Jose.

1307
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:53,640
Speaker 13: Was it over win?

1308
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:54,960
Speaker 2: The Treman's.

1309
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:03,080
Speaker 4: Started a lot of you got to correct today?

1310
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:06,960
Speaker 8: All right, Okay, you got me on the Wiener mobile.

1311
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:08,760
Speaker 4: I remember.

1312
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:12,160
Speaker 2: She was beating yourself up over it, trying to figure

1313
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:14,400
Speaker 2: out the Brook.

1314
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:18,400
Speaker 1: Four correct this time.

1315
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 2: It wasn't enough. No perfect score today, but two and

1316
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 2: one all time against I still respect. Let's go over

1317
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:28,520
Speaker 2: the answers for everybody. Clint Eastwood celebrates his ninety fourth

1318
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:32,160
Speaker 2: birthday today. Is Clint Eastwood his real name? Yes, it

1319
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:35,880
Speaker 2: is born with just an awesome name, cool little lucky guy.

1320
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:40,680
Speaker 2: The slogan bet you can't eat just one, shockingly not

1321
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:44,160
Speaker 2: the slogan for butterball turkeys. It's the slogan for laized

1322
01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:45,120
Speaker 2: potato chips.

1323
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:48,200
Speaker 1: God, I was gonna eat four turkeys today.

1324
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:54,959
Speaker 2: In the movie Pinocchio, Pinocchio's conscience is Jimmy Cricket. Yes, yeah.

1325
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:58,840
Speaker 2: Spaghetti westerns are cowboy films made in Italy. It's the

1326
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:02,640
Speaker 2: collective term for Western films made in Italy. Oscar Meyer

1327
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:05,640
Speaker 2: owns the Wiener Mobile and the Roadrunners official bird of

1328
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:09,560
Speaker 2: New Mexico. So, Taylor, I'm sorry it wasn't enough to

1329
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:11,560
Speaker 2: beat Brooke, But the good news is just we're playing.

1330
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:13,840
Speaker 2: You're gonna win a pair of tickets to see flow

1331
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:16,880
Speaker 2: Rider perform Friday, August thirtieth at the Evergreen State Fair.

1332
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:20,720
Speaker 15: Oh heck, yeah, okay, awesome, Thank you guys.

1333
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:21,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go.

1334
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:22,880
Speaker 15: I'm gonna be calling back.

1335
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,120
Speaker 2: Hey, thanks for being on again. Taylor, come back anytime.

1336
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:33,080
Speaker 2: We're gonna do wind Brooks Bucks again, same time on

1337
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:36,200
Speaker 3: Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning