Speaker 1: Do we have theme music.
Speaker 2: I'm going to see if I can make us some
Speaker 2: theme music.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should just use a different commercial from some
Speaker 1: cereal every week.
Speaker 2: That's a good idea. I wouldn't mind that. Oh recording,
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Hi, welcome to another episode of serial Killers.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, serial Killers for the same I'm Andrew and.
Speaker 1: I'm Scottie B and I get Elvis talked about this
Speaker 1: podcast on the morning show this morning, So I think
Speaker 1: we have to step it up a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we've got to bring it next level.
Speaker 1: I feel like the other two were really boring.
Speaker 2: No, I think that they I think if you've made
Speaker 2: it this far and you're on episode three, hello, welcome back.
Speaker 2: We're so excited to have you here. I know there's
Speaker 2: apparently another serial podcast you could be listening to, but
Speaker 2: you've chosen to continue and listen to us.
Speaker 1: I can't even imagine that somebody else is talking about
Speaker 1: cereal on a podcast.
Speaker 2: Theirs looked like it was like meditation or something. Maybe
Speaker 2: what we should do is, while we're talking, like, let's
Speaker 2: just have natural conversations outside of the seial. Let's try that.
Speaker 1: I think you might not be talking into the microphone.
Speaker 2: I'm talking into the microphone.
Speaker 1: Ooh, did your mouth just touch it? Yes, that's disgusting.
Speaker 2: I think I've definitely got hepatitis.
Speaker 1: You have some sort of disease anyway, Hey, so today,
Speaker 1: let's see, we were talking about these on the show
Speaker 1: this morning, and I'm not even really sure how to
Speaker 1: say it. It looks like Luccio Oh's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Lucio Oh's from the game Overwatch.
Speaker 1: Is it Lucio or Luccio?
Speaker 2: I'm we could either go full Italian. Let's go full Italian.
Speaker 2: Here's the Luccio's.
Speaker 1: Okay, Luccio Oh's Overwatch. But Kelly, it's really weird because
Speaker 1: this is a kellogg Cereal. Yeah, but it doesn't say
Speaker 1: Kellogg's anywhere on this box. It's almost like they're embarrassed
Speaker 1: to have made it. Yeah, I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know, Like here's my question. Are
Speaker 2: I mean? I guess Cereal is super popular, but like
Speaker 2: a T for teen rated game, you're already thinking like
Speaker 2: thirteen year olds. What thirteen year old is going to
Speaker 2: the supermarket and be like buy those.
Speaker 1: I don't know many thirteen year olds that even go
Speaker 1: to the supermart. They're their mom, Go buy stuff.
Speaker 2: It's like a Fortnite Cereal. I mean, I guess it's
Speaker 2: for the parents.
Speaker 1: Then, well, it says sonic vanilla, and it also says
Speaker 1: artificially flavored, which I do not like. I'm all about
Speaker 1: natural flavorings. Oh okay, but I guess you know. I've
Speaker 1: been eating crap cereal by whole life, so I guess
Speaker 1: most of it has been artificial.
Speaker 2: So a free album download, that's that's cool.
Speaker 1: What album is it, I don't know. It's I don't know.
Speaker 1: I can't even read it anyway. So we were talking
Speaker 1: just before we started recording that you prefer a cup
Speaker 1: to a bowl.
Speaker 2: No, okay, okay, so I only eat cereal out of bowls.
Speaker 2: But for the sake of this podcast, I don't want
Speaker 2: to eat an entire bowl of cereal.
Speaker 1: I understand that's a lot.
Speaker 2: So I do a cup to get a little bit
Speaker 2: of the taste.
Speaker 1: Okay, So it smells delicious.
Speaker 2: Can I just say, wait, turn the box around. It's green,
Speaker 2: Like the box is green and yellow. So I was
Speaker 2: thinking this was like lemon lime cereal.
Speaker 1: It totally should be, because the cereal pieces are orange
Speaker 1: and green, a yellow.
Speaker 2: And green, but it's vanilla tasting. You're saying it.
Speaker 1: Says it's vanilla, all right, so let's see. And actually
Speaker 1: we're using one percent milk this week. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like milk doesn't add to the
Speaker 2: taste of the cereal. Am I wrong?
Speaker 1: Well, if you're going to use whole milk, it's going
Speaker 1: to be a different, whole, different experience.
Speaker 2: Seriously.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's much thicker and creamier and you can.
Speaker 2: Put okay, your coffee order. I have to say this.
Speaker 2: You put five things of whole milk in your coffee.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of milk.
Speaker 1: First of all, this is not coffee.
Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying in general, like if you're saying
Speaker 2: it's a lot creamier.
Speaker 1: And it's still not light enough, My coffee is never
Speaker 1: light enough. All right. So here's.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: As we're recording this, it's still passover. I don't think
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be eating this. Who cares? It's not bread?
Speaker 2: You've given up?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Oh? I smelled the microphones.
Speaker 1: Wow, all right, this is fantastic. You're ready.
Speaker 2: I look, this smell is great. Are there marshmallows in this?
Speaker 1: You know what? No, there's not.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's good.
Speaker 1: It is good. I tell you what it reminds me
Speaker 1: of right off the bat.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm thinking the same thing. Why make
Speaker 2: it faces because I think the same thing.
Speaker 1: It reminds me of cookie crisp. Yes, vanilla. Yes, they
Speaker 1: made a vanilla cookie. I don't think they make it anymore.
Speaker 1: They made a vanilla cookie, cookie crisp, And that's what
Speaker 1: this tastes like.
Speaker 2: I like this, not bad. I personally think this would
Speaker 2: have aided, would have benefited from some marshmallows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it'd be super sweet at that point,
Speaker 1: but not that that's a bad thing. You know, so
Speaker 1: that the cereal actually looks like it is made on
Speaker 1: the same machinery that fruit loops or applejacks are made on,
Speaker 1: because it's exactly the same shape, consistency. It's just vanilla flavored.
Speaker 2: I like it again. I think I think it's good
Speaker 2: for New Cereal.
Speaker 1: I'll eat the whole thing. Although I do have to
Speaker 1: side note to the New Cereal thing. Yep, it was
Speaker 1: already on special clearance sale. It might be getting rid
Speaker 1: of it already. It hasn't been out that long. This
Speaker 1: has only been out for a couple of months.
Speaker 2: Well, is it a limited edition cereal?
Speaker 1: It doesn't say, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: I gotta say this is good. I'm gonna give this.
Speaker 2: I'm going to give this three bowls.
Speaker 1: Now, our rating system goes up to five balls. Yeah,
Speaker 1: five bowls and spoons are a half. Yeah, it's so ridiculous.
Speaker 1: We could just say like three and a half bowls.
Speaker 1: But no, no, all right, well, one more bite.
Speaker 2: This gets three three full bowls for me. It's good.
Speaker 2: But is it memorable? Answer?
Speaker 1: Hold on a second before you even give it a rating,
Speaker 1: will please drink the milk? Yeah?
Speaker 2: The milk is the best part.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm wondering. First of all, why the hell
Speaker 1: are people listening to this. I'm eating cereal and drinking milk.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you whether I like it or not. But
Speaker 1: you know what, the vanilla flavored milk is intensified because
Speaker 1: it's one percent milk. If it was skim milk, it
Speaker 1: would not be as good. This milk is very good
Speaker 1: vanilla flavored.
Speaker 2: I like this. The milk tastes really good. It kind
Speaker 2: of reminds me of like a vanilla ness quick Okay,
Speaker 2: a light version of that.
Speaker 1: I gotcha. If we used whole milk, though it'd be
Speaker 1: full on anyway. So I'm going for the luccio O's
Speaker 1: or however the hell you say, blue box from Kelloggs,
Speaker 1: even though Kelloggs wants nothing to do with it because
Speaker 1: their name is not on it except for tiny little
Speaker 1: letters on the bottom. I'm going to go three balls
Speaker 1: in a spoon. Oh, three balls in a spoon.
Speaker 2: Three bowls and a spoon for this cereal.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it. That was our that was our new one.
Speaker 1: And we always do a new cereal in a classic
Speaker 1: cereal every episode. And God, who opened this?
Speaker 2: Freaking Brody Scotty has a thing where you have to
Speaker 2: open the bag correctly. I don't know if we've ever
Speaker 2: talked about that. Where did this start from? Was this
Speaker 2: like a childhood thing for you?
Speaker 1: I don't really think it has much to do with anything.
Speaker 1: Look at the bag, it's torn to pieces.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would not at my house. I just am my,
Speaker 2: I want cereal, so I just opened the bag. I
Speaker 2: don't know who I hate. Okay, can we talk about
Speaker 2: this fore thing? You probably about to talk about my
Speaker 2: dead grandma? What?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was.
Speaker 2: Not even the first thing on my mind.
Speaker 1: My grandma she used to take the cereal immediately out
Speaker 1: of the box and put it in one of these
Speaker 1: clear things, and she'd put it in the cabinet like
Speaker 1: she'd pour it into a container.
Speaker 2: Wait, that's what I was gonna That's.
Speaker 1: Why I said, my dead grandma, Well, you should have
Speaker 1: started off with that.
Speaker 2: You should have said, hey, do you know people with containers.
Speaker 1: I used to go to Florida and they would be
Speaker 1: grape nuts. Oh, now, just all brand. I never had
Speaker 1: grape nuts. Do you remember product I don't know if
Speaker 1: it was Product nineteen. No, it was all brand. It
Speaker 1: was the strings of brand. Yes, it was disgusting, but
Speaker 1: that's what that's what all people eat. They eat all brand.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if you eat all brand. I don't even
Speaker 1: think they make it anymore. But it was all brand
Speaker 1: and grape nuts in a container. They would take it
Speaker 1: immediately out of the box. I have no idea either that,
Speaker 1: or they would rubber band the box down. They would
Speaker 1: roll the box down, rubber bands on it.
Speaker 2: That's like people with the toothpaste, and they make the
Speaker 2: device to like squa just buy a new toothpaste.
Speaker 1: My wife puts a binder clip on the end of it.
Speaker 1: Now and then sprays everywhere.
Speaker 2: No wait, people who do that? Though? With the containers,
Speaker 2: I feel like they look it looks cool, like it
Speaker 2: looks like something I want to get, but I can't.
Speaker 1: If as a kid, I ever went to my friend's
Speaker 1: house and cereal wasn't a plastic container, I wouldn't weird.
Speaker 2: But the oxyle containers look so cool.
Speaker 1: Like all right, So anyway, our classic cereal of the
Speaker 1: week is coco crispies. And I know we're doing two Kellogg's,
Speaker 1: but who cares.
Speaker 2: Well, technically last week we also did rice crispies.
Speaker 1: We did, but I really I wanted to get some
Speaker 1: cocoa in the mix. So we have no cereal today
Speaker 1: in a cocoa Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever done cocoa crispies.
Speaker 1: Really, are you out of your mind?
Speaker 2: To be honest with you, My family we did not
Speaker 2: like we stuck to the originals.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I do have to tell you if I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go cocoa a cocoa rice cereal, I'm going cocoa
Speaker 1: pebbles every day.
Speaker 2: How many cocoa rice cereals are there? I'm gonna learn
Speaker 2: so much in this podcast.
Speaker 1: I mean there's at least two. Okay, you know there's
Speaker 1: Coco Crispies and Coco Pebbles, but there's also some of
Speaker 1: the off brands and store brands and whatnot. I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think General Mills makes a rice cocoa cereal
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 2: But shn we make our recommendations to the cereal companies
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: I think I can great. I think pretty soon they're
Speaker 1: gonna be all over this podcast. Oh yeah, I think
Speaker 1: to be reaching out to us once we say it.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, my favorite rice cereal is now back to
Speaker 2: try a cereal. We know in love Kellogg's.
Speaker 1: You can use the same spoons, so we don't waste
Speaker 1: its fine spoons here. Pretty soon you're not gonna be
Speaker 1: allowed to have plastic spoons in the city.
Speaker 2: So okay, all right, let's go for this.
Speaker 1: So again one percent milk, which is going to make
Speaker 1: these flavored cereals way better at the end because of flavor.
Speaker 1: What smells.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I like the chocolate smell. Really yeah,
Speaker 2: I love cocoa puffs. That's my favorite.
Speaker 1: Yes, that is General Mills, but it's not Rice.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's let's go into it.
Speaker 1: I noticed how the brown collar like went away really
Speaker 1: fast as soon as you pour the milk on it.
Speaker 1: I love it. I don't care. I'll eat us all day.
Speaker 2: I think it's overpoweringly chocolatey see, and I think there's
Speaker 2: not enough chocolate see. To me, it's like the cocoa puffs,
Speaker 2: I feel like, have that perfect balance. This. I don't
Speaker 2: like that. It feels like I'm almost.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. They're also snap crackle and popping.
Speaker 2: Well I would assume I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I only thought the original did that.
Speaker 2: Well, this is good.
Speaker 1: Can you hear it? Hold on, I'm got to stick
Speaker 1: a microphone in here. Oh my god, please don't touch
Speaker 1: the microphone. I don't know if you could hear it
Speaker 1: or not. But there's snap crackle popping.
Speaker 2: I just I don't know. It's good. It's not great.
Speaker 1: The mascot used to be a little monkey named Coco.
Speaker 1: What it was a monkey that would jump around and
Speaker 1: dance around named Coco.
Speaker 2: Was he one of the Forgotten brothers?
Speaker 1: It must have been snap crackle, pop and Coco. Oh
Speaker 1: wait a minute, they're on the front.
Speaker 2: It's the Forgotten pet.
Speaker 1: Seriously. All right, Well, we've run way over our normal
Speaker 1: ten minute time but what are you doing here?
Speaker 2: This gets two bowls? Wow, I'm not a fan. I
Speaker 2: feel like there's so much hype around it too, and
Speaker 2: I'm kind of underwhelmed.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, well I'm gonna go three and a
Speaker 1: half three bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 2: So you three bowls, So hold on because I feel
Speaker 2: like we need to talk about that. You're giving cocoa
Speaker 2: Crispies the same ranking as the Overwatch series.
Speaker 1: I love the flavor vanilla chocolate. Next up, we'll probably
Speaker 1: do strawberry crispies because that's another new one that just
Speaker 1: came out.
Speaker 2: Well, I think I might like that.
Speaker 1: Strawberry Crispies is the thing, And stay tuned for Blueberry
Speaker 1: checks shuts on the way.
Speaker 2: I love blueberry checks.
Speaker 1: Blueberry cheerios is a thing.
Speaker 2: Now you've never had blueberry cheerios.
Speaker 1: They're all on the way.
Speaker 2: Wait can you get apple cheerios?
Speaker 1: Hold on a second. I think for the next time
Speaker 1: that we do one of these, we'll just do an
Speaker 1: all blueberry I'm in. You like that.
Speaker 2: I'm in.
Speaker 1: We'll do blueberry checks, blueberry cheeriost. There's got to be
Speaker 1: blueberry something else, all right, So blueberry is on the
Speaker 1: way so time berries loving it great? Well, all right, Well,
Speaker 1: so I get three bowls in a spoon for both
Speaker 1: cereals today, Andrew three.
Speaker 2: Bowls for the Luccio's, the Overwatch cereal, which won't be
Speaker 2: around much longer.
Speaker 1: They'll get it while you can.
Speaker 2: And only two bowls for Cocoa Crispies.
Speaker 1: Kind of underwhelmed the milk, Pentasha, I didn't have the milk.
Speaker 1: Drink it chocolate so good?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just milky.
Speaker 1: I'm honest, Sam, you know what, I'm going to go
Speaker 1: into business selling cereal milks. Good night to buy so
Speaker 1: much cereal. Just let it sit in the milk for.
Speaker 2: Days, fermented milk cereal, Bottle.
Speaker 1: The milk and sell it. Million dollar idea if someone
Speaker 1: else steals it. I had it first.
Speaker 2: I don't think anybody's taking that idea.
Speaker 1: But or we could put in a box. It'll be
Speaker 1: shelf stable.
Speaker 2: What is it.
Speaker 1: It'll be shelf stable milk like in the boxes in
Speaker 1: the shelf stable. You've never heard that term before. I know,
Speaker 1: I gotta go all right, Well, hey, thanks for checking
Speaker 1: out another edition of Cerial Killers with a C. I'm
Speaker 1: Scottie B. And I'm Andrew and until next time Crunch