WEBVTT - Chidiock Tichborne: The Poet Who Fell in With a Regicidal Crowd

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Criminalia, a production of Shonda Land Audio in

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<v Speaker 1>partnership with I Heart Radio. He is known to history

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<v Speaker 1>as one of the Catholic conspirators involved in a plot

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<v Speaker 1>to assassinate Queen Elizabeth the First and replace her with Mary,

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<v Speaker 1>Queen of Scott's. This episode is about a poet who

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<v Speaker 1>committed an act of high treason. Welcome to Criminalia. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>Maria Tremarqui, and I'm Holly Fry. He was born on

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<v Speaker 1>August sixty two, although possibly that birth year is fifty

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<v Speaker 1>eight in Southampton, England, but not a lot is known

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<v Speaker 1>about Chittick Titchborne before his involvement in what's known as

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<v Speaker 1>the Babington Plot. He was we do know raised in

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<v Speaker 1>a Roman Catholic family, and though Catholicism was tolerated in

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<v Speaker 1>England during Titchbourne's childhood, that ended when the Pope Pope

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<v Speaker 1>Pious the Fifth clared Queen Elizabeth the First, who was

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<v Speaker 1>a Protestant, a heretic. On February seventy, the Pope issued

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<v Speaker 1>a papal bull called the regnans in excelsis, which means

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<v Speaker 1>reigning on high or ruling from on high, so in

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<v Speaker 1>the Catholic Church. A papal bull is an official document

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<v Speaker 1>issued by a pope, and this bull stated quote Elizabeth,

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<v Speaker 1>the pretended Queen of England and the servant of Crime,

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<v Speaker 1>was excommunicated from the Church, stripped of her right to rule,

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<v Speaker 1>and also released her subjects from any loyalty or allegiance

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<v Speaker 1>to her pious The fifth bull called upon Catholics to

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<v Speaker 1>remove her from the throne or be excommunicated as well.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of a declaration for and in retaliation, Elizabeth

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<v Speaker 1>reinstated a series of anti Catholic measures. So in fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>any one, Parliament passed a series of acts intended to

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<v Speaker 1>protect Elizabeth from any consequences of that papal bull. Included

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<v Speaker 1>was an act that made it treasonous for anyone to

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<v Speaker 1>deny that Elizabeth was not a true Queen of England

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<v Speaker 1>and Wales. Another made it illegal for anyone to bring

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<v Speaker 1>any papal bull into England and Wales and carry out

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<v Speaker 1>its orders. As Queen, Elizabeth restored England to Protestantism. The

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<v Speaker 1>Act of Supremacy, approved by Parliament in fifteen fifty nine,

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<v Speaker 1>which was not long after she took the throne, revived

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<v Speaker 1>the anti papal laws from the time of King Henry

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<v Speaker 1>the eight and declared the queen to be the supreme

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<v Speaker 1>governor of the Church, the Protestant Church. Immediately before Elizabeth's rule,

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<v Speaker 1>Queen Mary the First, also known as Mary Tudor or

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<v Speaker 1>Bloody Mary by her Protestant opponents, was intent on restoring

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<v Speaker 1>the Catholic Church's pre eminence in England, but she only

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<v Speaker 1>ruled for five years before her death, after which Elizabeth

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<v Speaker 1>ascended to the throne. Mary and Elizabeth were sisters. Elizabeth

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<v Speaker 1>supported the Protestant religion and had little tolerance for the

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<v Speaker 1>Catholic Church. Catholicism under her rule was made illegal and

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<v Speaker 1>Roman Catholics were banned by law from practicing their religion,

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<v Speaker 1>so that Babington Plot. The Babington Plot was a plan

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<v Speaker 1>to assassinate Queen Elizabeth the First and install Mary, Queen

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<v Speaker 1>of Scots, who was elizabeth Catholic cousin, on the English throne.

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<v Speaker 1>It failed, and in its wake it left more than

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<v Speaker 1>one person executed for treason, including Mary, Queen of Scots.

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<v Speaker 1>Queen Elizabeth the First of England and Mary, Queen of

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<v Speaker 1>Scots are two legendary rivals here their decades long verbal

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<v Speaker 1>feud over the right to the English crown and yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so that's right. They didn't actually ever meet in person.

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<v Speaker 1>This was a verbal feud ended with Mary's beheading with

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<v Speaker 1>Elizabeth's blessing on that order, but we'll get to that.

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<v Speaker 1>Many Catholics under Elizabeth's rule believe that Mary, Queen of Scots,

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<v Speaker 1>was the rightful Queen of England. Mary was a threat

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<v Speaker 1>to Elizabeth in a few ways. Mary had some pretty

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<v Speaker 1>solid claims to the English throne. She was heir to

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<v Speaker 1>the English throne through her tutor grandmother Margaret, who was

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<v Speaker 1>King Henry the eighth older sister. Elizabeth, on the other hand,

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<v Speaker 1>was believed by many, especially among Catholics, to be the

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<v Speaker 1>illegitimate daughter of an unlawful marriage between Henry the eighth

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<v Speaker 1>and Anne Boleyn that was Henry's second wife. Too many people,

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<v Speaker 1>that meant that she was not a rightful heir to

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<v Speaker 1>the throne because Henry broke with the Catholic Church when

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<v Speaker 1>the Pope refused to validate his second marriage to Catholics.

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<v Speaker 1>Elizabeth was quote the bastard child of a whore. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of a twist here that gives the Babington

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<v Speaker 1>plot some actual potential. Everyone ends up in the right

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<v Speaker 1>place at the right time. Mary, Queen of Scott's, ended

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<v Speaker 1>up as a visitor slash prisoner in England under Elizabeth's rule.

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<v Speaker 1>She fled to England after Scottish nobility, enraged by the

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<v Speaker 1>murder of her husband, Lord Darnley, became suspicious of her

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<v Speaker 1>and her new husband. That's actually just the quick version

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<v Speaker 1>of a really interesting story. She was forced to abdicate

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<v Speaker 1>the throne to her infant son James. Escaping political unrest

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<v Speaker 1>and possible imprisonment, she sought the protection of her cousin,

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<v Speaker 1>Queen Elizabeth the First. Elizabeth, though was not welcoming. She

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<v Speaker 1>imprisoned Mary and kept her locked away for nineteen years.

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<v Speaker 1>Nineteen years is a long time, but it didn't stop

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<v Speaker 1>the plots to get married Queen of Scott's the English

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<v Speaker 1>crown until the Babington plot happened. That is, this is

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<v Speaker 1>what ended at all. So we're going to take a

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<v Speaker 1>break here for a word from our sponsor, and when

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<v Speaker 1>we return we will talk about who Anthony Babington was

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<v Speaker 1>and what his role was in the plot to assassinate

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<v Speaker 1>Queen Elizabeth the First. Welcome back to Criminalia. Let's meet

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<v Speaker 1>Anthony Babington, So the whole affair was named after Anthony Babington,

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<v Speaker 1>a Derby Sherman who had been raised in the Catholic Church.

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<v Speaker 1>During his childhood, he served as a page in the

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<v Speaker 1>household of the Earl of Shrewsbury, who was acting as

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<v Speaker 1>jailer to Mary, Queen of Scots during her imprisonment in England.

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<v Speaker 1>Think of Mary's imprisonment more like a house arrest and

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<v Speaker 1>less like her Majesty's prison service. Babington became devoted to

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<v Speaker 1>the Scottish Queen over the years, and it is Babbington

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<v Speaker 1>who conspired to deliver Mary, Queen of Scot's, out of

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<v Speaker 1>custody and to the throne. The Babington plot was actually

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<v Speaker 1>the third significant plot against the life of Queen Elizabeth.

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<v Speaker 1>The first others included the Ridolphie plot in one and

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<v Speaker 1>the Throckmorton plot of fifteen three, but since we're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about her in six, clearly those two failed. It was

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<v Speaker 1>in May of six when the Babington plot began to

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<v Speaker 1>solidify finally. Babington then aged. He actually didn't come up

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<v Speaker 1>with this idea himself, but he was a major player.

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<v Speaker 1>His visit with a Catholic priest named John Ballard was

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<v Speaker 1>the beginning. Ballard had met with the Spanish ambassador Bernardino

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<v Speaker 1>de Mendoza in Paris and shared with Babington he'd heard

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<v Speaker 1>that the Pope had ordered an invasion of England to

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<v Speaker 1>depose Queen Elizabeth the First. Ballard declared that quote, an

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<v Speaker 1>army of the Pope and the King of Spain would

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<v Speaker 1>invade the realm. Babington didn't just jump right in at

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<v Speaker 1>this time. In fact, he pointed out that the Pope's

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<v Speaker 1>men were unlikely to be successful in such a thing. Ballard, though,

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<v Speaker 1>he assured Babington it would work, and he also shared

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<v Speaker 1>that a man named John Savage had been chosen as

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<v Speaker 1>the person to assassinate the queen. It was that Ballard

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<v Speaker 1>and Savage's request that Babington organized and rallied fellow young

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<v Speaker 1>Catholics to this cause. And those men included a long

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<v Speaker 1>list of names that I'm going to share with you

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<v Speaker 1>Edward Abington, Robert Barnwell, Jerome Bellamy, John Charnap, Henry Dunne,

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<v Speaker 1>Robert Gage, Edward Jones, Thomas Salisbury, Charles Tilney, John Travers,

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<v Speaker 1>and Edward Windsor. There were three additional men, Robert Poley,

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<v Speaker 1>Gilbert Gifford and Thomas Phillips, who acted as agents and

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<v Speaker 1>double agents working for a man named Sir Francis Walsingham.

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<v Speaker 1>Walsingham was secretary to Queen Elizabeth the First and was

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<v Speaker 1>considered her quote spy master, among other intelligence duties. So

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<v Speaker 1>now back to Titchbourne. In fifties three, Titchborne and his

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<v Speaker 1>father were arrested and interrogated by authorities about quote Popish

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<v Speaker 1>relics that they had returned with from travels abroad. They

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<v Speaker 1>were both released without being charged, but historical records suggests

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<v Speaker 1>that this was not the only time that they were

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<v Speaker 1>questioned by the authorities over their religion, and it was

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<v Speaker 1>June of six when Titchborne agreed to take part in

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<v Speaker 1>the Babington plot. Writing in Cipher, Babington exchanged letters with Mary,

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<v Speaker 1>Queen of Scott's, explaining the plans to rescue her. In one,

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<v Speaker 1>he outlined the steps that needed to be taken in

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<v Speaker 1>order to free her and re established Catholicism in England,

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<v Speaker 1>and that it would have to happen through the assassination

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<v Speaker 1>of Elizabeth the First. He wrote that his quote private

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<v Speaker 1>friends would be in charge of quote, that tragical execution,

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<v Speaker 1>and he basically asked for her permission to execute. That

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<v Speaker 1>plot did not go off without a hitch, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was Walsingham's agents who foiled the plan. Robert Poley had

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<v Speaker 1>his hands in well everything, and we've seen him described

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<v Speaker 1>as quote the very genius of the Elizabethan underworld. Gifford

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<v Speaker 1>received the letters exchanged between Babington and Mary, and he

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<v Speaker 1>passed them to Phillips, who was Walsingham's codebreaker. There was

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<v Speaker 1>also Peter Bales. Bales was a highly skilled copyist, and

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<v Speaker 1>his claim to fame was that he produced a bible

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<v Speaker 1>that was about the size of a walnut. He inscribed

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<v Speaker 1>a number of texts within a circumference of a penny,

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<v Speaker 1>one of which he mounted on a ring and presented

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<v Speaker 1>to the Queen, who greatly admired his work. He was

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<v Speaker 1>also skilled at imitating handwriting, and that skill was put

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<v Speaker 1>to use for secret purposes by Phillips and Walsingham. It

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<v Speaker 1>was Peter's skills with these letters that ultimately helped uncover

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<v Speaker 1>the Baddington plot to assassinate Elizabeth. Walsingham believed it was

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<v Speaker 1>only a matter of time before Mary would expose her

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<v Speaker 1>true nature, and he was right kind of. Eventually she

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<v Speaker 1>replied to Babington with the words that triggered the treasonous

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<v Speaker 1>act quote let the great plot commence, intercepted and decoded.

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<v Speaker 1>Walsingham felt that he had the evidence in hand needed

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<v Speaker 1>as proof that Mary, Queen of Scott's, was plotting to

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<v Speaker 1>overthrow Elizabeth the First. While she hadn't condoned the assassination

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<v Speaker 1>that was detailed in Babington's letter, she hadn't condemned it either. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>most accounts suggested the greater letter she had asked for

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<v Speaker 1>more detail about the plan. When she was put on

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<v Speaker 1>trial for treason against Queen Elizabeth the First in October

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<v Speaker 1>of fifteen eighty six. Mary pointed out that there were

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<v Speaker 1>no letters in her handwriting talking about the assassination of Elizabeth,

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<v Speaker 1>and she denied having any correspondence from Anthony Babington, but

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<v Speaker 1>her secretary had talked. He confessed to penning correspondence. At

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<v Speaker 1>Mary's dictation, she was convicted of treason on October and

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<v Speaker 1>was executed by beheading on February a seven at Bothering

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<v Speaker 1>hay Castle, one week after Elizabeth signed the execut you

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<v Speaker 1>should order. Walsingham, having wanted to expose Mary for years

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<v Speaker 1>was pleased with the outcome of her execution, believing that

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<v Speaker 1>he had thwarted an existential threat to England. Walsingham had

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<v Speaker 1>long tried to convince Elizabeth that not only was the

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<v Speaker 1>throne at risk, but that her life was in danger,

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<v Speaker 1>and he insisted on multiple occasions that Mary, Queen of Scott's,

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<v Speaker 1>be executed, but for years Elizabeth had always refused the idea.

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<v Speaker 1>He was convinced, though, that if he could provide enough

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<v Speaker 1>evidence that Mary was plotting Elizabeth's assassination, the Queen would

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<v Speaker 1>surely order that execution, and he saw his opportunity with

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<v Speaker 1>the Babington plot. We're going to take a break for

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<v Speaker 1>a word from our sponsor, and when we return, we

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<v Speaker 1>will talk about how treason was determined in the sixteenth

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<v Speaker 1>century in England. Welcome back to Criminalia. There's treason and

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<v Speaker 1>there's execution to be talked about. But first, let's talk

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<v Speaker 1>about what it meant to be charged with high treason

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<v Speaker 1>if you lived during the sixteenth century. With Mary, Queen

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<v Speaker 1>of Scott's beheaded. Let's talk about these treason executions. We've

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<v Speaker 1>been pretty biased toward the American law of treason during

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<v Speaker 1>the first several episodes of this season. So let's talk

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<v Speaker 1>English law this time for a change. In the sixteenth century,

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<v Speaker 1>when the story we're telling takes place, English law of

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<v Speaker 1>treason was entirely statutory law, and it had been that

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<v Speaker 1>way since the Treason Act of thirteen fifty one was

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<v Speaker 1>put in place. The Treason Act distinguished two types of treason,

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<v Speaker 1>high treason and petty treason. The distinction is this a

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<v Speaker 1>charge of high treason, and this is, of course the

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<v Speaker 1>charge we're talking about in this episode covered acts that

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<v Speaker 1>constituted any serious threat to the stability of the state,

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<v Speaker 1>which would have included such things as attempts to kill

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<v Speaker 1>the reigning sovereign or to wage war against the kingdom.

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<v Speaker 1>Petty treason was defined as the murder of one's lawful

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<v Speaker 1>superior or, as it stated in the Act, a person

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<v Speaker 1>to whom one quote oe with faith and obedience, So

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<v Speaker 1>it was petty treason. For example, if a wife killed

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<v Speaker 1>her husband, or if a peasant killed a lord, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>The relationships are what made it treason rather than homicide.

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<v Speaker 1>The consequences also differed between these two types. A conviction

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<v Speaker 1>for high treason meant death by hanging, drawing and quartering

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<v Speaker 1>for men, or drawing and burning for women, and the

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<v Speaker 1>trader's property would transfer to the crown. In the case

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<v Speaker 1>of petty treason, the penalty was drawing and hanging without quartering,

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<v Speaker 1>or burning without drawing, and the trader's property in these

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<v Speaker 1>instances transferred not to the Crown but to the trader's immedia,

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<v Speaker 1>lord or other superior. Again, in the Babington case, we are,

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<v Speaker 1>of course talking about high treason. The Babington plot resulted

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<v Speaker 1>in the execution of Mary, Queen of Scott's, as we

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<v Speaker 1>talked about, but also Anthony Babington and his co conspirators.

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<v Speaker 1>The first arrest among the men was made on August four, six,

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<v Speaker 1>when John Ballard was apprehended and taken into custody. Arrests continued.

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<v Speaker 1>At John Savage's trial on September, evidence was given describing

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<v Speaker 1>the events leading up to the planned assassination, specifically what

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<v Speaker 1>happened upon Ballard's arrest. We quote then came Babbington to Savage,

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<v Speaker 1>saying Ballard has taken all will be betrayed. What remedy now,

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<v Speaker 1>to which Savage, it said, replied, quote, no remedy now,

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<v Speaker 1>but to kill her presently. Babbington replied, quote very well,

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<v Speaker 1>then go you unto the court tomorrow and there execute

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<v Speaker 1>the fact of it. Responded quote, nay, I cannot go tomorrow,

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<v Speaker 1>for my apparel is not ready, and in this apparel

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<v Speaker 1>I shall never come near the Queen. Not to be stopped,

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<v Speaker 1>Babbington replied, quote, go to here is my ring and

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<v Speaker 1>all the money I have, Get the apparel and dispatch it.

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<v Speaker 1>On August fourteen, Titchborne was apprehended and held in the

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<v Speaker 1>Tower of London. He was, depending on which of his

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<v Speaker 1>potential birth years is correct in his twenties, we know

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<v Speaker 1>that he was either twenty three or twenty seven years

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<v Speaker 1>old when he was sentenced to death for high treason.

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<v Speaker 1>While in custody in the Tower on September nineteen, which

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<v Speaker 1>was the eve of his execution, Titchborne wrote to his

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<v Speaker 1>wife Agnes. Few of his poems survive, including one titled

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<v Speaker 1>When I Was Fair and Young and another The house

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<v Speaker 1>stuff of those few writings is this final letter to Agnes,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's considered among literary experts to be his most

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<v Speaker 1>notable work. Called the Titchborne's Elegy, it contains three stanzas

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<v Speaker 1>concerning his impending execution. It's also known by its first line,

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<v Speaker 1>my prime of youth is but a frost of cares,

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<v Speaker 1>a verse that was popularized after his execution. Depending on

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<v Speaker 1>your point of view here, this final poem could have

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<v Speaker 1>been written either by a martyr or a subversive right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an interesting way to look at things, because if

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<v Speaker 1>you're a fellow Catholic at the time, you see he

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<v Speaker 1>suffered persecution and death for his religious beliefs. If you

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<v Speaker 1>were a Protestant, you see he was a threat to

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<v Speaker 1>your country. One person's patriot is another's traitor, if we

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<v Speaker 1>learned anything at all this season. Titchborne's authorship of the

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<v Speaker 1>elegy has been disputed in the past, with some claiming

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<v Speaker 1>it was another Tower of London inmate, the famous Sir

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<v Speaker 1>Walter Rawleigh, who actually pended he didn't The poem that

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<v Speaker 1>mourns a life cut short is Titchborne's work. Baddington, on

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<v Speaker 1>the other hand, was not writing poetry while facing potential execution. First,

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<v Speaker 1>he hit at the home of the Bellamy family until

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<v Speaker 1>he realized that Jeremy Bellamy was working for the Queen,

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<v Speaker 1>specifically for Walsingham's spy network. Babington, at this point tried

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<v Speaker 1>to buy his way out of it all. He offered

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<v Speaker 1>a one thousand pound bribe for his pardon that was rejected.

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<v Speaker 1>He was arrested and he and his co conspirators also arrested,

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<v Speaker 1>were interrogated. We do not have a record of the

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<v Speaker 1>types of interrogation techniques that were used, but we do

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<v Speaker 1>know that each man confessed. It is recorded that John

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<v Speaker 1>Ballard was tortured for information. Babbington, Ballard, Barnwell, Done, Salsbury, Savage,

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<v Speaker 1>and Titchborne were the first group that was tried. It

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<v Speaker 1>was on September four Abington, Bellamy, Charna, Gage, Jones, Tilney

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<v Speaker 1>and Travers were tried on the fifteen. Each man was

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<v Speaker 1>found guilty of high treason. So as Holly just said, Badminton, Ballard, Barnwell, Done, Salisbury,

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<v Speaker 1>Savage and titch Point were the first group tried. They

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<v Speaker 1>were also the first of the co conspirators to be

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<v Speaker 1>executed on September twenty. The men were marched from their

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<v Speaker 1>cells in the Tower of London, were strapped to large

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<v Speaker 1>sleds and were pulled by horses through the streets of

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<v Speaker 1>London until they reached the execution site. At St Giles,

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<v Speaker 1>in the fields where a scaffold had been erected. They

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<v Speaker 1>were each first disemboweled while still alive, on the gallows

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<v Speaker 1>at Tower Hill, a horrendous act intended as a warning

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<v Speaker 1>to other would be conspirators against the throne. After the proceedings,

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<v Speaker 1>the executioner distributed the parts of their bodies to prominent

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<v Speaker 1>locations around the city as a show of consequences of

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<v Speaker 1>disloyalty to the throne. English historian William Camden, who gave

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<v Speaker 1>us the first detailed historical account of the reign of

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<v Speaker 1>Elizabeth the First of England, recorded the executions of the prisoners,

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<v Speaker 1>writing week Boat the same month, a gallows and a

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<v Speaker 1>scaffold being set up for the purpose in St Giles

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<v Speaker 1>his fields, where they were wont to meet. The first

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<v Speaker 1>seven were hanged there on, cut down, their privoties, cut off,

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<v Speaker 1>bowled alive and seeing, and quartered not without some note

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<v Speaker 1>of cruelty. Ballard, the arch plotter of this treason, craved

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<v Speaker 1>pardon of God and of the Queen, with a condition

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<v Speaker 1>if he had sinned against her. Babington, who undauntedly beheld

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<v Speaker 1>Ballard's execution while the rest turned away their faces fell

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<v Speaker 1>to prayers upon their knees, ingenuously acknowledged his offenses. Being

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<v Speaker 1>taken down from the gallows and ready to be cut up,

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<v Speaker 1>he cried aloud in Latin sundry times, partomihi domine Jesu,

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<v Speaker 1>that is, spare me, Lord Jesus savage break the rope,

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<v Speaker 1>and fell down from the gallows, and was presently seized

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<v Speaker 1>on by the executioner. His privoties cut off, and he

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<v Speaker 1>bowled alive. Barnwell extenuated his crime under color of religion

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<v Speaker 1>and conscience. Titchburne, with all humility, acknowledged his fault, and

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<v Speaker 1>moved great pity among the multitude towards him, as in

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<v Speaker 1>like manner did Tilney, a man of a modest spirit

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<v Speaker 1>and goodly personage, Abington, being a man of a turbulent spirit,

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<v Speaker 1>cast for threats and terrors of blood to be spilt

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<v Speaker 1>ere along in England. The next day the other seven

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<v Speaker 1>were drawn to the same place and suffered the same

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<v Speaker 1>kind of death, but more favorably by the Queen's commandment,

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<v Speaker 1>who detested the former cruelty, for they all hung till

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<v Speaker 1>they were quite dead before they were cut down and boweled.

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<v Speaker 1>There are a few more Salisbury was the first, who,

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<v Speaker 1>being very penitent, warned the Catholics not to attempt to

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<v Speaker 1>restore religion by force and arms, in like manner did

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<v Speaker 1>done who followed him. Jones protested that he had dis

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<v Speaker 1>aided Salisbury from the attempt, and had utterly condemned Baddington's

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<v Speaker 1>proud and headstrong mind and the purpose of invasion. Char

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<v Speaker 1>Knockin travers, having their minds wholly fixed on prayer, commended

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<v Speaker 1>themselves to God and the Saints. Gauge, extolling the queen's

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<v Speaker 1>great bounty to his father, detested his own perfidious ingratitude

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<v Speaker 1>towards his princess, to whom he was so deeply bound. Mary,

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<v Speaker 1>Queen of Scots was not included in this list because

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<v Speaker 1>she was not there that day. She was executed by

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<v Speaker 1>beheading a few months later, on February eight. The plot

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<v Speaker 1>and the resulting executions caused a general increase in anti

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<v Speaker 1>Catholic acts by the monarchy. Hundreds of people were arrested,

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<v Speaker 1>dozens of Catholic priests were executed. To be a Catholic

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<v Speaker 1>priest in England was itself treasonous at this point. In

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<v Speaker 1>the second half of Elizabeth's reign. In the late sixteenth century,

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<v Speaker 1>more than three hundred Catholics were tortured to death. The

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<v Speaker 1>penalty for treason changed over the years, and the death

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<v Speaker 1>penalty as punishment was abolished in the United Kingdom with

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<v Speaker 1>the passing of the Crime and Disorder Act of that's

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<v Speaker 1>more than four hundred years after these executions. So what

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<v Speaker 1>do you think should we read the elegy before we

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<v Speaker 1>pour out a drink? I shall begin with the first

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<v Speaker 1>of three stanzas my prime of youth is but a

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<v Speaker 1>frost of cares, my feast of joy is but a

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<v Speaker 1>dish of pain. My crop of corn is but a

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<v Speaker 1>field of terrors, and all my good is but vain

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<v Speaker 1>hope of gain. The day is passed, and yet I

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<v Speaker 1>saw no sun. And now I live, and now my

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<v Speaker 1>life is done. My tale was heard, and yet it

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<v Speaker 1>was not told. My fruit is fall, and yet my

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<v Speaker 1>leaves are green. My youth is spent, and yet I

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<v Speaker 1>am not old. I saw the world, and yet I

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<v Speaker 1>was not seen. My threat is cut, and yet it

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<v Speaker 1>is not spun. And now I live, and now my

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<v Speaker 1>life is done. I saw it, my death, and found

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<v Speaker 1>it in my womb. I looked for life and saw

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<v Speaker 1>it was a shade. I trod the earth and knew

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<v Speaker 1>it was my tomb. And now I die, and now

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<v Speaker 1>I was but made my glass is full, and now

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<v Speaker 1>my glasses run, and now I live, and now my

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<v Speaker 1>life is done, and now Holly for me on Sam Rhyman,

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<v Speaker 1>fool dis account, It's time for a perfecty poor Okay, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I hear you've got something for us today. Okay. Obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>the obvious choice here is a bloody Mary, which is

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<v Speaker 1>why we're not doing a bloody Mary. And I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like bloody Mary is all that much to begin with,

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<v Speaker 1>and I really don't like obvious choices. So this is

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of heavy stuff. In particularly the executions are

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<v Speaker 1>so grizzly that I wanted to do something a little

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<v Speaker 1>hearted here and also talk about something that merits a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of explanation because it sounds funny when we

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<v Speaker 1>read it, but really it makes logical sense. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling this one unready apparel. It sounds very funny

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<v Speaker 1>when Savage replies to that whole request to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the court right now and just kill her to go,

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot. My clothes are not ready. But the thing is,

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<v Speaker 1>if you didn't have the right clothes on, you wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be permitted entry at court. He would not have gotten

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<v Speaker 1>close enough to the Queen to be able to actually

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<v Speaker 1>carry out that directive. So he wasn't being a fancy

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<v Speaker 1>pants unicorn or vain it sound it does read like

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<v Speaker 1>it like, oh my own psomb is not prepared. The

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<v Speaker 1>other reason that I wanted to call this unready apparel

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<v Speaker 1>is that I would suggest not wearing light colors when

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<v Speaker 1>you prepare, because you might stay in them. Then you'll

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<v Speaker 1>never be allowed into Queen Elizabeth's court. Whether you're doing

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<v Speaker 1>it for good or or evil, you won't get in

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<v Speaker 1>whatever your purpose. Like I said, I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 1>go the obvious root and do a bloody Mary. So no,

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<v Speaker 1>this is not a tomato juice situation. I also thought

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<v Speaker 1>for a minute about doing a poset. Do you know

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<v Speaker 1>what that is? That's like a warm milk drink that

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<v Speaker 1>was popular at the time that all of these things

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<v Speaker 1>were playing out. If you're familiar with your Shakespeare, opposet

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<v Speaker 1>shows up in the Scottish play. That's the thing that

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<v Speaker 1>Lady m is poisoning Duncan's guards with. She poisons their posset,

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<v Speaker 1>and I noodled around with that idea of doing a

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<v Speaker 1>milk drink, but then I just was not feeling inspired,

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<v Speaker 1>and so in the midst of my struggle, I decided

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<v Speaker 1>to do what I often do, which is just go

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<v Speaker 1>to the store and look around and see what jumps out.

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<v Speaker 1>And then like, this is one of those great moments

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<v Speaker 1>where there was an item with like a halo of

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<v Speaker 1>light shining around it and it was like, filing, this

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<v Speaker 1>is your ingredient. I was like, Ah, it was the

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<v Speaker 1>obvious solution to my themed drink dilemma. I might lose

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<v Speaker 1>some of you with this because it is a thinging

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<v Speaker 1>that some people have very strong feelings about. I also

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<v Speaker 1>do in that I love it. So here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>This is gonna start with your shaker. Put ice in there.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to toss in two ounces of vodka, one

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<v Speaker 1>ounce of simple syrup, and one ounce of lemon juice. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I know what you might be thinking, Holly, this is

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<v Speaker 1>a vodka Collins. Well it is so far, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna stay that way because then you're gonna add

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<v Speaker 1>two ounces of beat juice. I know not everyone loves beats.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that. I was just about to ask you

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<v Speaker 1>did I ever tell you what I love beat? I

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<v Speaker 1>love Beat. Everybody says it tastes like dirt. I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>delicious dirt, dirt take beautiful and if you use them

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<v Speaker 1>in cooking, they make everything pink and they turn it

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<v Speaker 1>all into princess food. And so you're gonna do your

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<v Speaker 1>two ounces of Beat juice and then you're gonna shake

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<v Speaker 1>all of that together, and you're gonna strain it over

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<v Speaker 1>ice and top it with club soda. You're gonna want

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<v Speaker 1>to give it a stir. It's probably not gonna mix immediately.

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<v Speaker 1>The club soda won't naturally mix in because for me,

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<v Speaker 1>I at first tried it without any soda in it,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was just a little too thick. I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>something that was a little more sippable and like a

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<v Speaker 1>softer beverage, and the club soda just perfectly balanced all

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<v Speaker 1>of that out and made the Beat juice a little

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<v Speaker 1>thinner and it was quite delicious. I will say this

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<v Speaker 1>is also one of those ones that's a little misleading,

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<v Speaker 1>because the beat flavor and the syrup make it taste

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<v Speaker 1>very sweet and yummy, and you cannot taste those two

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<v Speaker 1>ounces of vodka, which is a significant amount for like

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<v Speaker 1>a standard drink, usually an ounce and a half of

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<v Speaker 1>spirit is what most things have. They'll go up to

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<v Speaker 1>two depending on your your bartender's choice too, is considered

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<v Speaker 1>a lot by most standards. And you can drink it

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<v Speaker 1>very quickly and be like, oh, how is yummy and refreshing,

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<v Speaker 1>and then go oh, I just drink two ounces of

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<v Speaker 1>vodka very quickly. To do the mock tail is really easy.

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<v Speaker 1>You're just gonna leave out the vodka. But I would

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<v Speaker 1>also do the following. I would increase your lemon juice

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit, so I would do more like an

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<v Speaker 1>ounce and a half of the lemon juice, and I

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<v Speaker 1>would d crease the simple syrup by about a half

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<v Speaker 1>out so you still end up with two ounces of

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<v Speaker 1>those two things together. But if you don't and you

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<v Speaker 1>don't have the vodka to thin out that beat juice,

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<v Speaker 1>that original recipe of an ounce of simple syrup is

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<v Speaker 1>way too much. It tastes almost like a beat milkshake.

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<v Speaker 1>It's too much so the lemon juice. If you add

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<v Speaker 1>a little more lemon juice, you will help mitigate that problem.

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<v Speaker 1>But I gotta tell you I don't want to beat milk. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that could be really delicious. Listen, you and

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<v Speaker 1>I are going to make beat soft serrup at some

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<v Speaker 1>point in the future, and it's going to be amazing,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we'll pour a vok on top. It will

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<v Speaker 1>be so um. That is the unready apparel. It's such

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<v Speaker 1>a beautiful color because you still get that like deep red,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's more of a magenta red. So it harkens

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<v Speaker 1>to all of the gruesome torture and bloody things that happen.

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<v Speaker 1>But it is delicious and not painful at all to

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<v Speaker 1>imbibe unless you hate. I'm sorry. I promised there will

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<v Speaker 1>be no beats next week and probably not for a

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<v Speaker 1>long time, because I that's a unique thing I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>do over right, Like next you can be like Holly,

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<v Speaker 1>I love turnip, so what can we do with more

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<v Speaker 1>root vegetables. I feel like this one is beat juice

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<v Speaker 1>and rum and you'll be like, no, I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 1>about that. No, I promise I would never do that.

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<v Speaker 1>But I do hope that you come back and hang

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<v Speaker 1>with us next week, when we will have another story

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<v Speaker 1>of treason, another cocktail with no beats in it whatsoever,

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