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Speaker 1: Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere and

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Speaker 1: welcome in another edition of The Fifth Hour with Ben

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Speaker 1: Mallard and Danny g Radio. It is a Saturday, our

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Speaker 1: first Saturday podcast in the month of September. And people

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Speaker 1: say that this is the end of summer's Labor Day weekend,

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Speaker 1: this weekend, Danny, the end of summer. But in California

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Speaker 1: it's fire season. Yeah, insane. Every year, right around this time,

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Speaker 1: the picking. Unfortunately, it happens year after year after year,

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Speaker 1: and nothing seems to change. Danny, It's the same event,

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Speaker 1: same time almost every year. It's crazy. Then we're recording

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Speaker 1: another time. So, as many have asked here, Danny G

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Speaker 1: delivery chuck. It was a large crate, but it had

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Speaker 1: this mesh material around it. It's hard to describe it.

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Speaker 1: So this guy just dropped it off of the door.

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Speaker 1: There was so much stuff that and um, I don't

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Speaker 1: even know what this is it's like a random hodgepodge

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Speaker 1: of things, and you know, she's put all this stuff together,

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Speaker 1: She's planned all these games to play. Now the good

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Speaker 1: news is the thing I'm happiest about, Danny. I approve

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Speaker 1: of you guys have become an Amazon drop off location.

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Speaker 1: There is that the thing that I had one request.

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Speaker 1: So my wife's planning all these games because we're gonna

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Speaker 1: have all these people over and it's gonna be a

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Speaker 1: big deal, and friends and family and some people we

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Speaker 1: haven't seen a long time. Some of my old neighbors

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Speaker 1: from the old Mallard Mallard Mansion are gonna be coming

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Speaker 1: in and they're gonna make the trek down to the

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Speaker 1: new Mallard Mansion. And so the one game I asked for, though, Danny,

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Speaker 1: we got. And I'm happy to report to all of

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Speaker 1: the many affiliates that listen to the Fifth Hour podcast,

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Speaker 1: we will have cornhole at the Mallard Mansion. We are

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Speaker 1: going to have cornhole. Yeah, it is on, Maan, it

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Speaker 1: is on. So all I'm not into a lot of

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Speaker 1: the other games. I'm a simple guy, Danny. All I

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Speaker 1: need is a little corn hole, and then I love

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Speaker 1: the game that we talked about last weekend left right center.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that sounded cool. Gambling game and that's gonna

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Speaker 1: be part of our our fun and so that's that's

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Speaker 1: the d l e O. Here for the party. We'll

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Speaker 1: see how it goes later today on this Saturday, and

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Speaker 1: I'm sure we'll have a complete detailed recap on our

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Speaker 1: Saturday podcast next week. So we will have that and

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Speaker 1: come on big money. My wife's planning. She told me,

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Speaker 1: she's all, yeah, we're gonna have we're gonna have a

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Speaker 1: Halloween party. We're gonna have a Thanksgiving get together for family.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do, you know, Christmas, the sweater party. She's like,

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Speaker 1: maybe we'll change the name of the sweater party to

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Speaker 1: something else. She's got all these wild ideas, but normally

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Speaker 1: what happens Danny after the parties. After the first party,

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Speaker 1: it's so much work, she's like, oh, maybe we should

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Speaker 1: hold off on the other. It's like. But then a

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Speaker 1: week later she's like, Okay, we'll do it. We'll do

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Speaker 1: another one. So yeah, once she's recovered from the clean

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Speaker 1: up situation, yeah, exactly, all right, we have a little

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Speaker 1: time left. We've got the back scratcher, you scratch our

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Speaker 1: back we ratchers. It's our weekly tip of the on

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Speaker 1: air light and the microphone to the loyal minions in

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Speaker 1: the Mallard militia. Danny, and these are actual reviews by

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Speaker 1: actual listeners on the Fifth Hour Apple podcast page. And

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Speaker 1: we still have so many listeners. I know how many

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Speaker 1: downloads roughly we get every show. We have a very

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Speaker 1: small fraction, very small fraction of people that have been

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Speaker 1: posting reviews on the Apple podcast page. So I know

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Speaker 1: it's a pain in the behind and all that, but

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Speaker 1: if you're a fan of the show, please help us out.

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Speaker 1: And management does check out the podcast page. So uh

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Speaker 1: and and in the description Danny started this, you started

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Speaker 1: this a couple of weeks ago. It's been great. We've

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Speaker 1: had at least one review every week. We've had multiple

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Speaker 1: reviews most week, most weeks. This week, Danny, I went

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Speaker 1: to the Apple podcast page Fifth Hour, and we have one.

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Speaker 1: But just one a week, we're good. That's fifty two

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Speaker 1: a year. If somebody does every week, we're happy that

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Speaker 1: we'd like more, but one a week keeps the way

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Speaker 1: the unemployment line exactly. So this one comes from David

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Speaker 1: in Louisville. He says, uh, listen every night for years,

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Speaker 1: took a new position. Have not. I've been able to

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Speaker 1: listen for about four years. David has not listened. He

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Speaker 1: said he just found the podcast going through all the episodes.

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Speaker 1: Five stars. He says, good job, Ben and Danny g

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Speaker 1: So that is from David in Louisville. Thank you, David,

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Speaker 1: God bless you. Welcome back the Home of the Louisville Slugger. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm glad you found the show. Sorry that you

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Speaker 1: missed the last four years of content. You missed a

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Speaker 1: lot of astro monologues, a lot of me bitching about

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Speaker 1: the Clippers and ripping the Lakers. Game shows, end game shows,

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Speaker 1: cheesy game shows. You've missed much of that activity as well.

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Speaker 1: But you've been thinking out over the game shows. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's not really freaking out. It's it's being on the

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Speaker 1: right side of history, wrong, Eddie, on the wrong side

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Speaker 1: of history. I don't need to get into that right now.

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Speaker 1: But we burn the midnight oil every night. I've been

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Speaker 1: burning midnight Old. Apparently there's no end to the midnight oil. Danny,

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00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: just get this more and more and more and more

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Speaker 1: and more. The furnace baby, Alright, So we will exit

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Speaker 1: stage right right now. We'll turn off the on air

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Speaker 1: light and all that. But it is Saturday, Danny. Anything

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Speaker 1: you would like to let the minions know, the p

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Speaker 1: ones and the Mallard militia. We'll be working slaving away

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Speaker 1: behind a hot microphone today inside the Fox Sports Radio studios.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna do a couple of extra hours because

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Speaker 1: I'm going in at eleven am to work with jonah Us.

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Speaker 1: We don't need to bring Jonas in, Go hard on

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Speaker 1: a guy, and then after that the usual programming. I'm

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Speaker 1: on with Steve Hartman and Jeff Schortz and then Brian

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Speaker 1: no with from Salon. Alright, so check that out. And

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Speaker 1: they don't want, of course, play to an empty house.

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Speaker 1: You want everyone who listens to this podcast to listen

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Speaker 1: all day to Fox Sports Radio while you're doing your stuff,

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Speaker 1: whatever you might be doing, just have it on and

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Speaker 1: enjoy enjoy the programming. So we'll talk to luck to

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Speaker 1: you behind the griddle by the way, thank you. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: I'll let you know the food situation. Hopefully they'll be

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Speaker 1: very little griddling. It's so hot, but we'll find out

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Speaker 1: about that and we'll talk to you next time. Got

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Speaker 1: a big mail bag ready for tomorrow, and I haven't

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Speaker 1: even gone through all the questions. So we'll see what

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Speaker 1: we have in store for you and us, and we'll

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Speaker 1: get to that then and we'll talk to you next time.

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Speaker 1: I have a great day today. Aloha Austa pasta gott

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Speaker 1: a murder, Gotta go,