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Speaker 1: butter my backside and call me a biscuit.

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Speaker 2: Okay, biscuit.

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Speaker 1: Is it already that time of the week?

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Speaker 2: Is it a hero?

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Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and we're talking

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Speaker 1: about our hero of the week. It's a twenty seven

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Speaker 1: year old guy named Tony Klaymar. He just got married

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Speaker 1: and was on his honeymoon with his wife.

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Speaker 2: That's nice, Jack, and he.

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Speaker 1: Wanted to share a bunch of pictures from their trips,

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Speaker 1: so in a group taxi sent about twenty vacation photos

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Speaker 1: to their friends and family.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that's a little match. I'm gonna say, like,

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Speaker 2: pick a couple that are the best.

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Speaker 1: Accidentally including one of his wife topless in the hot tow.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Tony, it.

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Speaker 1: It was an accident. He apologized immediately.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's so livid.

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Speaker 1: But it started causing drama amongst family members.

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Speaker 2: Oh why, I mean it's kind of funny.

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Speaker 1: Well, like her dad, who probably didn't want to see

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Speaker 3: I feel like my dad wouldn't know how to go

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Speaker 3: through a twenty pick gallery that someone set him.

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Speaker 1: Luckily for Tony, her back was slightly turned away from

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Speaker 1: the camera so you couldn't really see everything, but it

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Speaker 1: was still a pretty race. We will have the photo

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Speaker 1: up on the brook and Jeff.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, we're going to this one.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well I don't think so, still go there anyway.

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Speaker 1: It's still a good Instagram site. Yeah, one of the best.

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Speaker 1: Definitely on the top one.

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Speaker 2: So many topless people there.

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Speaker 1: The wife was a little bit embarrassed, but ultimately she

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Speaker 1: thought the whole thing was pretty funny. People onlines, I

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Speaker 1: don't worry about it. It was your honeymoon. This is

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Speaker 1: all going to blow over soon.

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Speaker 2: Totally.

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Speaker 3: You look amazing, I'm sure, because you always look the

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Speaker 3: best right before your wedding.

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Speaker 2: So your honeymoon, I mean, I'm sure you're looking fire girl.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm thinking maybe we should take some tasteful photos

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Speaker 1: looking out the studio window wearing a dog shot. Come

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Speaker 1: and only a dog shot Digital, Get those cameras ready,

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Speaker 1: and then right after you ask us trivia question, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna do this top sid.

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Speaker 5: In the legal system, they have a policy called innocent

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Speaker 5: till proven guilty. Well, in the trivia system, we have

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Speaker 5: a similar policy. Idiocy till proven smart. Because today is

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Speaker 5: National Ask a Stupid Question Day. This is your chance

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Speaker 5: to prove to the listeners into the entire world that

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Speaker 5: you're not as dumb as people think.

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Speaker 2: You are, or you do they think we are.

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Speaker 1: Pretty dug.

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Speaker 5: So we'll go around the room asking you painfully easy

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Speaker 5: questions you have to be stupid to get wrong. It's

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Speaker 5: a special no duh. Addition, the one and done shot

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Speaker 2: So nervous like an idiot. That's why.

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Speaker 5: All right, Alexis, it's your turn. And much like the

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Speaker 5: twenty twelve Academy Award nominees for Best Director, no help, Okay.

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Speaker 2: Don't ask me who those are. It was a joke

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, all right, Alexis, here's your question. In which

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Speaker 5: war did the United States when it's independence? Was it

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Speaker 5: A the War of Mexico which gave us the line

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Speaker 1: Or C the Revolutionary War?

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Speaker 2: And I'm dumb?

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Speaker 7: That's the hard It has to be the Revolutionary War?

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Speaker 8: Jake, I don't even I'm not eve gonna go through whie,

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Speaker 1: Okay, mine didn't appear on the maps until we fought Mexico,

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Speaker 5: Blardie, you're going revolutionary war?

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Speaker 1: Are you sure.

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Speaker 5: Said revolutionary war?

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Speaker 1: That is yes?

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Speaker 5: Correct? Tried, all right, Jose. On average, a woman menstruates

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Speaker 5: This is total? Is it a seven weeks, B seven

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Speaker 5: management for you to please keep it PG and not gross.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, educate us on the female anatomy.

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Speaker 5: Yes, seven weeks, seven months, or seven years.

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Speaker 10: It's just funny to talk about.

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Speaker 2: you can get rid of this thing.

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Speaker 11: Trust me.

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Speaker 7: It happens once a month, right then, it can't be

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Speaker 10: I mean seven weeks or seven months, So I'm gonna

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Speaker 5: women's bodies and math, and he said, he said seven years.

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Speaker 5: That is oh my god, that's correct, over a lifetime.

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Speaker 1: Seven years.

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Speaker 2: This sounds so terrible.

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Speaker 5: All right, Brooke, it's your turn.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Brooke.

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Speaker 5: It's been approximately how long since the dinosaurs went extinct?

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Speaker 1: Is it A six.

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Speaker 5: Point five million years, B sixty five million years or c.

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Speaker 3: Here's the thing that I always find fascinating when we

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Speaker 2: Is how long the dinosaurs were on this planet.

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Speaker 3: They were here for a minute, long, long time, from

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Speaker 1: Almost as long as this is taking you to.

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Speaker 2: Answer the question, I think I'm gonna go sixty five

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Speaker 5: Jake Brooks said, sixty five million years. That is, yes, correct,

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Speaker 5: three for three, painfully easy. You guys are nailing it, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: It's up to you. Don't blow it, okay, jeff According

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Speaker 5: to historical estimates, Ben Franklin had twenty four what was it,

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Speaker 5: A twenty four different wives, b twenty four original teeth

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Speaker 1: This is a proof that you're not stupid. One does

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Speaker 2: Can I just say, we've been doing a lot of Hamilton.

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Speaker 3: At our house lately, and him and Aaron Burr were

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Speaker 10: I can't imagine anybody in power even now, tends to

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Speaker 10: when women had no riots.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, well exactly. I mean they were busy

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Speaker 1: menstruating for seven years. What are we supposed to do? So, yes,

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Speaker 1: this guy, of course, Benjamin Franklin is gonna have ladies

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Speaker 1: So it's not the wives. I'm guessing genetically he has

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Speaker 1: I'm saying he had twenty four illegitimate kids with ladies

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey said, twenty four illegitimate children.

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Speaker 1: That is Jake gets shocked. That's correct. God, we're not

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Speaker 1: digital Jake has taken the shock. Somebody wanted to hear,

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Speaker 7: Up, Rick Astley, who were gonna rickroll everybody?

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Speaker 2: Love it. We're so smart.

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Speaker 1: That's your shock collar question of the.

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Speaker 9: Day, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Erica Murphy is a TV reporter in Atlanta and now

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Speaker 1: instead of reporting the news, she's making the news.

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Speaker 2: Because is that good or bad? You never know.

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Speaker 1: Well, recently she woke up to head off to work

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Speaker 1: saw something sparkling. It was a diamond engagement ring. It

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Speaker 2: I mean, well, it's early in the morning. Is that

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Speaker 1: That's not the problem. This got over one hundred thousand comments.

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Speaker 7: Engaged to him, Brooke, It's like, what about the time

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Speaker 1: Sorry, so her boyfriend wasn't even there at the time

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Speaker 8: It's on a college lined notebook paper that has been

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Speaker 3: I mean, not to shame him, but like zero effort,

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's like he totally ignored the college line paper.

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Speaker 1: it's the simplicity of a thing that matters. I said yes.

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Speaker 8: He's not there, And there's a difference between simplicity and lazy.

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Speaker 1: I mean Brookuck proposed to in a swamp next to

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Speaker 2: But my fiance was present. I'm sorry, and I got

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Speaker 10: Can we at least say and this is materialistic but

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Speaker 1: Anyway, we got more awesome news stories coming up when

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Speaker 1: we do Laser Stories right after this. It's the radio

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Speaker 1: segment that's trying to do some good in the world

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Speaker 1: a segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 1: Her video inspired other people to tell their own revenge

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Speaker 2: And I'm gonna keep these in mind. But you can't

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Speaker 10: St my apartment's so dirty.

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Speaker 10: Oh yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 1: Next Laser stories out of Ocalla, Florida, thirty six year

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Speaker 2: Now, babies cry all the time.

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Speaker 1: Well, apparently this baby was crying so loud and for

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Speaker 1: Well, police were called after that, and yes, when they

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Speaker 1: Dink was then charged with trespassing in burglary in this

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Speaker 2: Best of luck to office record by the time he

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Speaker 1: Future this next as the story is out of New Zealand,

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Speaker 1: a popular pizza spot has introduced a new way to

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Speaker 9: In your willow.

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Speaker 1: They say they're only now just testing it out to

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Speaker 7: God if you're.

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Speaker 1: No interest or fees will apply, and the agreement is

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Speaker 7: Watch they poison the pizzas.

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Speaker 11: The company says.

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Speaker 1: One pizza A company says pizza is one of the

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Speaker 3: Oh man, there's going to be some grandpa that signs

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Speaker 1: Yeah, those are stories out of romance World day. An

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Speaker 1: expert dating coach says that there's five signs that will

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Speaker 2: What's interesting?

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Speaker 3: Does I see that happening for Alexis and that never

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Speaker 1: The second, you rarely get compliments because people just assume

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can see people are only telling me I

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Speaker 2: You don't have to.

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Speaker 1: Compare all these to you today, you look so.

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Speaker 1: The next sign that you can tell if you're super

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Speaker 7: I get it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, one of my really hot best friends.

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Speaker 3: Everybody thinks that she's really snobby, but it's only because

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Speaker 2: That's all it is.

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Speaker 1: Number four, you always catch strangers staring at you out

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Speaker 1: It's the fifth and final way, you'll be able to

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Speaker 7: Interesting, I'm always the awkward nervous.

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Speaker 1: You know one person no one approaches because he's so

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Speaker 2: Wow, I definitely feel awkward.

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Speaker 1: That's how these laser stories is over for the day.

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Speaker 1: We're going to do it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 9: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Cat people can get really cute when it comes to

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Speaker 1: naming their feline friends. Yes, Kitty Perry, Margaret Scratcher, Charles Lickings. Historically,

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Speaker 1: we've definitely heard some creative ones before, but one woman

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Speaker 1: pause down, I should do Things start to get weird

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Speaker 1: Loser line coming up right after this, is this the

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Speaker 9: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 1: Good by, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 1: My name is Abe. I am a thrice divorced college professor.

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Speaker 1: That's a University of love. My class is learning about

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Speaker 1: important dates in history. You want to be one of them.

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Speaker 1: And whatever you do, don't tell them that the nineteen

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Speaker 12: Hey, Jess, I was at the coffee shop earlier today

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Speaker 12: and I saw that you weren't working. But I don't

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Speaker 12: I mean it really livened the place up. And actually,

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Speaker 12: noticed that you guys have this drink called Reese's Frozen Thunder. Well, anyway,

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Speaker 12: Frozen Thunder was my name when I was a stripper

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Speaker 12: She was doing the French press.

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Speaker 11: Damn, all right, thanks.

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Speaker 1: I love the awkward pauses where he's clearly waiting for applause.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm Alexis was a Boris, So why aren't

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Speaker 2: I'm still processing the jokes. It's quite intellectual humor.

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Speaker 1: The Seinfeld of Starbucks, come on next message.

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Speaker 13: Hey Steve, it's me.

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Speaker 6: Just hanging out my kiddy cats to now and Lisa

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Speaker 6: left eye low PAUSEI is one eye. Anyways, We're just

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Speaker 6: We're here watching Bravo watching the Housewives, and people think

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Speaker 6: are gray gray. Oh what's that, Chanelle? Do you want

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Speaker 6: some shrimp cocktal community? Yep, yep, you take that end,

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Speaker 6: I'll take this.

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Speaker 14: And oh what a good girl you are.

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Speaker 6: You want mommy to have a boyfriend, don't you.

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Speaker 14: Yes, you do.

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Speaker 6: You need a daddy. We just need Steve to call

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Speaker 6: us back. We call us back. See we're waiting.

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Speaker 2: As crazy as she is. That is the best cat

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Lisa left low pause.

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Speaker 7: I want to make fun of this girl so bad.

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Speaker 7: But I guarantee you if I ever bought a cap this.

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Speaker 1: Is how I would be the You're gonna end up

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Speaker 1: married to this woean. But I have a question for everybody.

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Speaker 1: Do you like to laugh?

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Speaker 7: Yes, jeff If you.

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Speaker 1: Do, then don't go to our TikTok at Brook and Jeffrey,

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Speaker 2: That is my favorite TikTok of the month. That is

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Speaker 1: Don't see it for yourself at Brook and Jeffrey on TikTok,

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Speaker 1: but you'll hear a bunch of funny clips on there,

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Speaker 15: Line, Hey Brenda, what's up?

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Speaker 14: How's it going?

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Speaker 11: This offer still stands.

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Speaker 16: I'm looking for driving instructure for my sixteen year old,

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Speaker 16: and I know you could do it, especially since I

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Speaker 11: But I've got a couple.

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Speaker 16: Of du wise, and I know you've got that self

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Speaker 16: control because I got you that tequila shot and he

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Speaker 16: turned it down early morning.

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Speaker 11: So yeah, let's see.

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Speaker 16: And as an added bonus she passes that driving test,

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Speaker 16: I'll take you out to the steakhouse for.

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Speaker 15: A nice dinner.

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Speaker 16: Well, I mean you'd be driving out because I got

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Speaker 16: the UI, but you get it.

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Speaker 1: I'll take you out. Do most people find their driving

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Speaker 1: instructors at bars.

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Speaker 2: Or good sign that she turned down the tequila shot. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you know that's a responsible parenting that he's doing right.

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Speaker 9: YEA.

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Speaker 1: Also hot tip for picking up women, bring up your

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Speaker 1: duy as many times as possible in one month.

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Speaker 2: I don't think that was singular.

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Speaker 17: Yeah, I think that was actually player ladies transparency.

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Speaker 1: Yes they do.

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Speaker 18: Jason, it was so great talking to you. I loved

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Speaker 18: hearing all your little chef talk. I think that's so

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Speaker 18: great on a sleep because not really the best cook.

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Speaker 18: I actually have been taking cooking lessons and let's just

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Speaker 18: say they're not really.

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Speaker 13: Going so well, and I thought maybe I would call.

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Speaker 19: You because I know you're such a great chef and such.

477
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Speaker 2: A great cook.

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Speaker 19: And I was thinking, you know, next week I actually

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Speaker 19: have my final exam, and since you're a little chef,

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Speaker 19: maybe you could I don't know, if you wanted to

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Speaker 19: like just make something, I could probably just nuke it

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Speaker 19: and bring it into class.

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Speaker 13: I would even be willing.

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Speaker 19: To give you a few shout outs on social media.

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Speaker 8: Okay, hopefully we can talk there and bye wow.

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Speaker 10: Restaurant and you get your meal and you're like, this

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Speaker 10: isn't a real chef?

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Speaker 2: The heck she was going to pay him?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I was all for her cooking class, but

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Speaker 1: she keeps calling him the little chef, like he's the

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Speaker 1: rat from rap.

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Speaker 2: I thought that it's really cute.

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Speaker 1: Maybe the rep's giving up the loser Line number.

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Speaker 3: That could be pulling somebody's hair, making it tough type

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Speaker 3: the loser Line into their phone.

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Speaker 1: Keep supporting the show, Remy, we appreciate.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You can listen to Loser Line regularly at this time

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Speaker 1: or on any of our many many affiliates across North America.

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Speaker 1: Plus follow and subscribe to our YouTube, Insta and TikTok

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Speaker 1: at Brook and Jeffrey. That's the loser line. We got

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Speaker 1: your phone tap coming up next.

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Speaker 9: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: In today's phone tap, we call a floral shop that's

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Speaker 1: been super busy lately with a lot of orders, and

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Speaker 1: one of the workers has been a little stressed out.

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Speaker 1: We know that because his friend wanted us to come

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Speaker 1: up with a scenario that would be challenging both on

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Speaker 1: a personal and a professional level. Okay, so we came

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Speaker 1: up with a floral request. I guarantee he's never got before.

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Speaker 1: It's your phone tab right now.

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Speaker 9: It's another.

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Speaker 14: Twenty dress Flower Companies, is Nick.

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Speaker 11: How can I help you?

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Speaker 20: She doesn't deserve you, man, It's okay.

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Speaker 4: Hello, you're coming onto my shirt though.

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Speaker 11: Hello?

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi Flower Company.

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Speaker 14: How can I help you?

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Speaker 20: Hi?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Sorry one second? Can you calm down a little?

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Speaker 4: I'm on the phone.

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Speaker 11: Sorry, everything okay? Over there?

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Speaker 20: Yeah, not really, My buddy is really upset.

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Speaker 15: Well, this is a floorist, sir.

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Speaker 14: We're going to your buddy.

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Speaker 20: Yeah, we'd like to put it in an order for some flowers, please,

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Speaker 20: extra extra storms. We like some really thorny, really ugly flowers.

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Speaker 14: Uh, all of our flowers are high quality, so I

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Speaker 14: don't real to help you there.

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Speaker 4: Well, don't you have any like dead ones in the back?

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Speaker 4: We want the dead ones.

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Speaker 14: We don't carry around any dead flowers in our space.

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Speaker 14: We have well we have a I.

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Speaker 4: Know, but we're gonna figured this out.

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Speaker 20: Okay. Look, my friend his girlfriend just did him really dirty,

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Speaker 20: uh huh, and so he just wants to send her

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Speaker 20: like the worst flowers that you have some dead ones

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Speaker 20: or like, do you have like black roses?

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Speaker 11: Do you not have any black roses?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 7: The worver.

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Speaker 20: I guess it doesn't really matter whenever, like ugly flower,

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Speaker 20: will leave that one up to you. But can we

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Speaker 20: just attach a message with it?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 14: Do you want to set up a price limit on these?

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Speaker 20: You know, pain knows no price, so it's it's limitless

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Speaker 20: because there's a lot of it's worth it whatever amount

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Speaker 20: of money we'll pay you.

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Speaker 11: Okay.

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Speaker 14: I guess I could put together like some darker colors.

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Speaker 4: Some dark ones.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that'll show.

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Speaker 20: Yeah, Okay, calm down, Sorry, we're excited.

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Speaker 11: What and what do you want on the card?

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Speaker 20: Okay, so it should say to my ex bed bug

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Speaker 20: because that's what you called her, right.

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Speaker 4: Step on that bug.

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Speaker 11: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: To my ex bed bug.

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Speaker 20: I know what you did and you thought you could

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Speaker 20: get away with it a lot of question marks after that.

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Speaker 4: Do you have that so far?

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Speaker 11: I think so? I have to my little bed bug

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Speaker 11: X bad.

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Speaker 1: Bug X bed bug.

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Speaker 20: I know what you did and you thought you could

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Speaker 20: get away with it.

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Speaker 11: I know what she did and you thought you could

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Speaker 11: get away with it.

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Speaker 20: Yes, I found out you watched Ancient Aliens on Netflix

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Speaker 20: without me and then capped It's.

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Speaker 14: Over your friend sounds like he's very upset about this.

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Speaker 13: Yeah.

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Speaker 20: Did you hear what happened? She watched at Aliens without him?

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Speaker 11: Yeah? No, I heard. It's pretty heartbreaking.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 4: Do you do you believe in aliens?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 14: Do?

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Speaker 7: I ask him?

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Speaker 11: Do I believe?

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Speaker 14: Personally?

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Speaker 11: Me believe in aliens?

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Speaker 1: That's when I.

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Speaker 20: Asked you, what are the smarty pants?

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Speaker 4: Do you keep.

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Speaker 20: Repeating my questions back to me like I'm like I am?

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Speaker 7: Question is a simple question. Do you believe in aliens?

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Speaker 11: I really don't know. I'm sorry it.

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Speaker 20: Doesn't know what's wrong with you?

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Speaker 4: Back to this fool?

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Speaker 2: Excuse me?

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Speaker 7: Where were you? November third, nineteen ninety four.

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Speaker 11: I have no idea. I barely was born. I was

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Speaker 11: two years old.

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Speaker 7: Oh, I'm guessing you weren't born.

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Speaker 10: In the New Mexican debt when you saw fourteen different

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Speaker 10: UFO being spotted and confirmed by the government, you know,

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Speaker 10: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 14: I cannot deal with this anymore.

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Speaker 6: This guy.

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Speaker 7: I'm sorry, but this guy's give him my last nerve. Okay.

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Speaker 7: I just love my girlfriend and now he's believing.

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Speaker 14: A I do not have time for this.

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Speaker 4: You have time for this prank phone call?

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Speaker 2: How about that?

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Speaker 11: I'm sorry? What did you say?

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Speaker 1: I'm saying you're being pranked right now on the radio

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Speaker 1: show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Josh, you know,

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Speaker 1: my name is jeff and this is jose and this

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Speaker 1: is my real voice. Yeah, that's Jeff Way.

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Speaker 7: This is my real wife.

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Speaker 1: No, it's not okay, it's not real. Sorry. Your roommate

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Speaker 1: Matt sets you up. He said business has been crazy

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Speaker 1: at the flower shop lately and he would just want

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Speaker 1: to make you laugh.

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Speaker 11: My weirdest call I have ever had in my life.

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Speaker 20: You seriously don't believe I know. How do you explain

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Speaker 20: the geometrical Patrick lifted horseshoken?

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Speaker 7: What are you kind of nerd?

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Speaker 9: Wake up every morning was funk taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 9: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: Out of all the places where you could meet someone,

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Speaker 1: coffee shops, grocery store, crime scene clean up training.

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Speaker 2: That means you're a professional.

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Speaker 1: Oh, nothing says compatibility like wiping fake blood off a

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Speaker 1: tile floor together.

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Speaker 2: No, wait for the real stuff.

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Speaker 1: Jeff romantic. But for one of our listeners it got

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Speaker 1: even weirder than that when he met a good looking

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Speaker 1: gal at a furniture store. You do not hear a

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Speaker 1: lot of stories, a lot of meat cute stories that

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Speaker 1: happen there, but you're gonna hear the unique way that

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Speaker 1: he was able to pull her number during a brand

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Speaker 1: new second date update. Right after this second Date updated,

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Speaker 1: I saw a video posted by a bridal stylist recently.

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Speaker 1: She talks to brides all the time and always asks

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Speaker 1: how they met their husband. What's the number one way

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Speaker 1: single people are finding their spouses right now? The number

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Speaker 1: one answer, she says, by far is on hinge, not

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Speaker 1: like Bumble or like specifically his She says, bumble is second.

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Speaker 1: Nobody is on Tinder. If you're seriously trying to find

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Speaker 1: Number three was a little bit surprising, though, she said

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Speaker 1: College Sweethearts not a website like people who actually met

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Speaker 1: in College Sweethearts, people who.

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Speaker 17: Met looking for Sugardad, It's like the relationship lasted beyond

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Speaker 17: graduation's and then the rarest is meeting somebody naturally out

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Speaker 17: in the wild.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know if I hear animal noises right now,

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Speaker 1: but that's exactly what happened with one of our listeners, Chad.

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Speaker 2: How wild was It.

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Speaker 1: Was a lone tiger loose in the jungle, Roman free

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Speaker 1: till a certain frisky feline caught his eye. So let's

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Speaker 1: learn about it, Chad. Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 15: Hey, thanks, Hey.

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Speaker 7: You're welcome.

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Speaker 19: Chad.

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Speaker 2: You sound like a frisky feli.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the prowling tiger.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm still a feline.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, a big feeling.

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Speaker 2: Sure.

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Speaker 1: And tell us about the girl that you met. What's

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Speaker 1: her name?

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Speaker 15: Her name is Lucy?

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Speaker 1: Okay, and we're out in the wild. Did you meet Lucy?

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Speaker 15: I met Lucy at a furniture store.

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Speaker 7: Why does that scream awesome?

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Speaker 10: Because like shopping for furniture, I could see girls out and.

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Speaker 2: About everyone at the furniture store is married. Yeah, I've

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Speaker 2: never stepped in a.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 10: Also they got money, because furniture is not she you're

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Speaker 10: you're spending a.

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Speaker 7: Couple of hundred bucks.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, so you were you were like a legit store.

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Speaker 15: This wasn't like Assemble one of the nice.

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Speaker 1: Shots fired at IKEA. So how did you and Lucy? Like,

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Speaker 1: how did that interaction happen in the store?

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00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 15: Well, I was walking around the store. I was just

683
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:15,320
Speaker 15: there looking to upgrade my place, and I had zeroed

684
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 15: in on this one sofa. But then Lucy came in

685
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 15: and was looking at the exact same couch.

686
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:29,319
Speaker 2: Yeah style our wrestle who for Whoever's going to buy it? Yeah?

687
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 15: I mean I wish I could have. I mean I

688
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:31,879
Speaker 15: would have loved to have done that.

689
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 7: Did you do the gentleman thing and buy the couch

690
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:34,879
Speaker 7: for her?

691
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 15: I don't have that much money.

692
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 1: What was your move?

693
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 15: The move was just to kind of like what do

694
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,719
Speaker 15: you like about the couch? And then it just kind

695
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 15: of got to a level where we weren't just talking

696
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:49,240
Speaker 15: about a couch.

697
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 3: Well, and eventually you're going to have to spoon on

698
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 3: it together to see if two people fit.

699
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,800
Speaker 7: That's important.

700
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: That's a really weird way of flirting.

701
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 7: I will I feel like we shouldn't have heard it.

702
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, it didn't get too racy. We just kept

703
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 15: like trying it out.

704
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 7: Shocked it didn't get sexual.

705
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 2: That's cute though. That's a really organic way to have conversation.

706
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 1: It is good because you're kind of playing like you're

707
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,759
Speaker 1: a couple already by like shopping together. It kind of

708
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 1: like plants that image into your mind in a in

709
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,240
Speaker 1: a subtle way, so.

710
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 2: That it's important for him to know if women like

711
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 2: this couch.

712
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, were you able to spin it into a date?

713
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 15: Yeah? It come to find out we both wanted to couch.

714
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:38,719
Speaker 15: There's salespeople at these high end furniture stores, and so

715
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 15: it's like, okay, we're both interested in the couch, and

716
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 15: the guys like this is it? There's just the one Yeah.

717
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 1: And then you guys started a fight, So what's the move.

718
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 15: I was like, okay, well we both want the couch,

719
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 15: but if you want me to let you have it,

720
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 15: then why don't you give me something in return? You know,

721
00:35:59,160 --> 00:35:59,879
Speaker 15: like your phone?

722
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, because they also sell beds over here,

723
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,760
Speaker 1: so that's.

724
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 2: A good way to get her number. Did she like that?

725
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 15: Yeah? I mean good enough to give me the number.

726
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 15: I mean she got the cow, yeah.

727
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:13,879
Speaker 2: The couch.

728
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,760
Speaker 10: Hold up, hold up, you got the number, and now

729
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 10: she's ghosting you.

730
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 2: I think they went out out, did you go?

731
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,400
Speaker 15: So? Like fast forward to like the next three days,

732
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,840
Speaker 15: and we're texting a lot. I mean like and I

733
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 15: say that a lot, I mean like fifty times a day,

734
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 15: well a day.

735
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,280
Speaker 1: Wow, you haven't texted anybody fifty times in my whole life.

736
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 7: I really like each other.

737
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 6: Day.

738
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 15: So we scheduled a date and then she backed out

739
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 15: and I wanted to reschedule, and then like she backed

740
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 15: out again the night before.

741
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 1: Okay, are you okay?

742
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:52,400
Speaker 7: Convincing herself not to go on.

743
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 2: So it's weird that you guys were talking so much

744
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 2: though via text. I don't know someone who can't say no.

745
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,720
Speaker 2: I would probably give out my number and talk.

746
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 8: For a few days to not feel bad the couch

747
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,399
Speaker 8: is delivered and not my home, and then stop text

748
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 8: and then you finally be over.

749
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, chat are you feeling like maybe the only

750
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 1: reason that she said she would like give the number

751
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 1: and go out on a date was just to get

752
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: the couch, Like that was the whole point of it.

753
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 15: That thought has crossed my mind. But then there's all

754
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 15: these texts in between. So then like I did like

755
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:21,279
Speaker 15: a little recon, I like googled myself and I was like,

756
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 15: all right, nothing weird came up here.

757
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:23,919
Speaker 7: That was good.

758
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 2: I mean, here's the thing. She gave you her number,

759
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 2: but she could have easily given you a fake number. Ye,

760
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 2: that's true. You know she didn't have to give you

761
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 2: her real phone number.

762
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird that she's backing out all of a sudden.

763
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 1: We're gonna call Lucy and try and get to the

764
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,879
Speaker 1: bottom of this, because if she says no to going

765
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 1: out with you, then you deserve that couch. In my opinion, that.

766
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 2: Wasn't the deal. It was just a phone number. Jeff, Oh.

767
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: Sorry, that was on you chat. Improve your negotiation skills.

768
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 15: I know I thought it was a fair deal, but

769
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 15: it turns out not so much. But anyways, I need

770
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:03,879
Speaker 15: your help and hope you can help me out.

771
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we're gonna try our best. We'll come

772
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 1: back and get you your second date update right after

773
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: this man hold on second date update. I'm not a lawyer,

774
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 1: but Chad, if we're not successful in getting you another date,

775
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 1: what about at least getting you visitation with the couch,

776
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 1: just like one week. Couch doesn't need to be much,

777
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 1: just one week and a month. Maybe split it on holidays.

778
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 1: We can negotiate something.

779
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 3: Yeah sure, Oh you know, shared custody is what you're saying.

780
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. Chad seems to like that idea, because if

781
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:37,360
Speaker 1: you miss part one, he met Lucy at a furniture

782
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 1: store recently when they both liked the same exact couch,

783
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 1: but he generously let her have it if in exchange

784
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 1: she gave him his number.

785
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean that was the deal that they made.

786
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It was a smooth move. But she

787
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,880
Speaker 1: keeps backing out of dates now and now their initial

788
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 1: flame has pretty much gone completely ice cold.

789
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, they're losing chemistry fast.

790
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: So we he doesn't know why, we need to try

791
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 1: and help figure it out.

792
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 3: Can I ask Chad the one thing I never you know,

793
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 3: we never really got into you said, you guys texted

794
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 3: back and forth a ton. Was there any like inappropriate

795
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 3: texting or something.

796
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 2: That could have or could have been read wrong?

797
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 3: Even you know, sometimes you said something thinking you're joking

798
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 3: and the other person doesn't read it right.

799
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 1: Can you read some inappropriate text to broke right now.

800
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 1: She really wants to hear something.

801
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,399
Speaker 3: Is there something that stands out in all of those

802
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 3: conversations that you had.

803
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,759
Speaker 15: No, I mean it was flirty, but without crossing the

804
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 15: line the way.

805
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 11: I think about it.

806
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 15: Asked about the couch, you know.

807
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 3: It was.

808
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 1: How's the couch doing?

809
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 15: Is it?

810
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 1: Okay?

811
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 15: Yeah?

812
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:45,799
Speaker 2: I think he really did that though.

813
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: That's what he said.

814
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 2: Okay. He laughed like he was going to be an innuendo,

815
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 2: like the couch.

816
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 5: I don't know.

817
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:56,839
Speaker 7: No, he like, how's the couch doing?

818
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 2: How I heard it? Okay?

819
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 1: See, this is what text mess ing is like right now.

820
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 1: You can't tell tone no.

821
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 2: If someone me, how is the couch? Ha ha ha,

822
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 2: I would not.

823
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: All right, chat, it's okay, let's call Lucy and uh,

824
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,359
Speaker 1: hopefully it's not what we were talking about earlier too,

825
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 1: where it was just all a big scam so that

826
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 1: she could get the couch have him back off.

827
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 7: Again, because it is very smart and your fault if

828
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 7: that's the case.

829
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 2: Scam.

830
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean she just said, oh well, thank you

831
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:28,360
Speaker 10: and smiled and gave your number.

832
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 7: That's all that you asked.

833
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 2: There's no one in the room that wouldn't agree with that. Yeah,

834
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:36,440
Speaker 2: let's hope.

835
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 15: That the case. Then I don't know why she would

836
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 15: even agree to go out with me at the start

837
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:39,360
Speaker 15: of it.

838
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:39,959
Speaker 2: It's a good point.

839
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's true.

840
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 1: So hopefully there's an explanation. Let me dial your number

841
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:55,399
Speaker 1: right now, let's see if she picks up. Here we go, Hello, Hey,

842
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 1: we're looking to speak with Lucy. Oh yeah, we're a

843
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 1: rate a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

844
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,840
Speaker 10: Hey, Lucy, your morning.

845
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 2: You're on the show, Lucy.

846
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 13: Okay, what's this about.

847
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:11,319
Speaker 2: It's our couch review segment in a way.

848
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we're doing a segment called second Date Update.

849
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 13: What is that?

850
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 7: Oh, you don't know what that is.

851
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 1: It's a segment we do where if someone's in like

852
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 1: a dating scenario and a person blows you off or

853
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 1: you're not getting back to them, we'll reach out on

854
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 1: behalf of that person to try and figure out if

855
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 1: there's a reason for it, just to like help them

856
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 1: understand what's going on.

857
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:34,879
Speaker 3: And this one's kind of out of the norm because

858
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 3: you never actually went on a first.

859
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 1: Date, right, yeah, because we're talking about a guy named Chad.

860
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 20: Are you.

861
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 1: Sorry?

862
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 2: Response, We don't need to explain more like couch guy.

863
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:50,800
Speaker 7: You know exactly who we're talking about.

864
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, we are not you. Chad says that you guys

865
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 1: met at a furniture store and you exchange numbers.

866
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 2: It seemed like there was like some flirtation there. Did

867
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 2: he read that right?

868
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 11: I mean, yeah, I.

869
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,800
Speaker 13: Have a good reason for it, but it would just

870
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 13: see super uncomfortable to tell him, Oh, you have.

871
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 2: A good reason for not calling him back or going

872
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 2: on the date.

873
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he said that you guys had scheduled dates

874
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 1: and you kept bailing.

875
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 13: Yes, I did bail.

876
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,239
Speaker 10: Wait can I ask her just blunt like, did you

877
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 10: scammer boy?

878
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:28,359
Speaker 3: Did you just get I think the question is did

879
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 3: you ever have any intention of actually going on a date?

880
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 10: Okay, then now let me ask did you ever have

881
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,919
Speaker 10: any intention of actually going on a date?

882
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:36,239
Speaker 7: Edited so I sound smarter.

883
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean I wasn't to go on a date

884
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 13: with him. I didn't, Okay, I didn't have a problem

885
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 13: with him. It was just like I got the whole

886
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 13: couch thing.

887
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 21: And then a few days after I met Chad, I

888
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 21: came back to the furniture place with some of my

889
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 21: friends to pick up the couch because one of my

890
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 21: friends was a pickup truck whatever.

891
00:42:54,960 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the truck delivery. Yeah, you have not ever

892
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 1: could afford two thousand, probably would have got it.

893
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 3: Jeff doesn't have truck guys in his friend He's like,

894
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 3: I just have one.

895
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 7: Of my assistants to make me a new couch.

896
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 2: Do you want me to come by with my escalade?

897
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,719
Speaker 1: So you guys know how it works. But okay, you

898
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 1: went to the store to pick it.

899
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 2: Up yourself, Yeah, with some friends. And then what happened?

900
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 13: Yeah? So I went inside to pay, and who do

901
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 13: I see?

902
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:23,240
Speaker 11: Sad?

903
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:24,840
Speaker 2: Why is that that?

904
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:25,359
Speaker 7: Wait?

905
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:26,800
Speaker 2: He need to couch?

906
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, you took the couch that he wanted to buy,

907
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,319
Speaker 1: so he probably had to get a new one.

908
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 13: Okay, No, he wasn't like shopping.

909
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 21: He was asleep on one of the couches, like in

910
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 21: the back room area.

911
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 13: I didn't even know what to do. He didn't see me,

912
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 13: like he was asleep, he didn't see.

913
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 7: Me, eyes closed.

914
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,280
Speaker 2: Maybe he was just trying to couch out too hard.

915
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, way, too hard.

916
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 13: It was so awkward.

917
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 21: So I was just gonna leave, but I just asked

918
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 21: the cashier. I was like, Hey, what's the deal with

919
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 21: that guy on the great couch? And he's like, Oh,

920
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 21: that's the snapper, but like he said it, like it's

921
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 21: a nickname.

922
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 1: The Nap, the Knapper.

923
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:07,319
Speaker 13: What Yeah, they called him the napper.

924
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 2: The napper Okay, so he got a nickname for him.

925
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:11,280
Speaker 11: Yeah.

926
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Speaker 21: So like apparently he comes in during his lunch break

927
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 21: and he takes off his shoes and he takes a

928
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 21: literal nap.

929
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:21,240
Speaker 1: No, he comes in that often.

930
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 21: He said that the boss, like the manager lets him

931
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 21: do it because like once a month he buys all

932
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:26,479
Speaker 21: the employees lunch.

933
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:28,279
Speaker 15: They let him do it.

934
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's a hack.

935
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,840
Speaker 2: So he's sleeping during his lunch break.

936
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 1: What's going through your mind as they're telling you this.

937
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 21: Lucy, I don't want to go out with the napper, like,

938
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 21: especially that he has a nickname.

939
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he liked it. Catch you were on. He's

940
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 2: tried them all out at the store. Yeah, Like you

941
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:48,360
Speaker 2: just happened to be talking to the expert and he

942
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,359
Speaker 2: has a house, like he just goes during his lunch.

943
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, makes money.

944
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 1: But you're turned off by the idea of a guy

945
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 1: who spends every lunch break going into a nap store

946
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 1: and hanging out a nap Sorry, so a furniture store

947
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:05,240
Speaker 1: and earned earned a reputation as a napper.

948
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:08,360
Speaker 3: Honestly though, rebranding a furniture store to the nap store.

949
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 1: So well, then everybody's gonna be doing it.

950
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 2: I think you should give him a second chance on

951
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 2: that line.

952
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:15,359
Speaker 1: I think you should at least hear him out on

953
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 1: what he has to say, Lucy, because he is on

954
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 1: the other line right now listening in unless he fell

955
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 1: asleep in his near face. So chatty there, Yeah, I'm here.

956
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 15: Hi, yeah, hi.

957
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 21: Chat is so weird that you have a reputation as

958
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:34,720
Speaker 21: a guy who naps in public.

959
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 15: I mean, I don't understand what the big deal is.

960
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 21: I mean, it's like going into a subway and making

961
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 21: your own sandwich.

962
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:41,880
Speaker 14: You just don't do that.

963
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 15: If I could go into some way and make my

964
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 15: own sandwich, I do it.

965
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 11: But I mean it.

966
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 15: I mean it's right near my work. They have nice employees. Obviously,

967
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 15: they have really comfy furniture, so they get new furniture in.

968
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 15: I get to test like the couches, and I know

969
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 15: which ones are like the softest in the best. And

970
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 15: that's why I was like zeroed in on the one

971
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 15: you bought.

972
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 13: You nap on the couch that I bought.

973
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 15: I wanted to buy it. I told you it was soft.

974
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:20,239
Speaker 15: The skin cells are gross. We're going to go on

975
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 15: a date. I mean you probably have your tongue in

976
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:22,720
Speaker 15: my mouth.

977
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 2: Whoa too much? A good nap is really good life.

978
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,799
Speaker 15: Yeah, that's the way I live. Man.

979
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 4: We're not talking.

980
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 1: About if naps are good or not. We're talking about

981
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 1: if Lucy is attracted to a man who does that.

982
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 10: I don't understand much that he has a moniker, his

983
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 10: own nicknacks.

984
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 3: I still haven't heard a solid reason, Lucy, why this

985
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:50,920
Speaker 3: is a turnoff.

986
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 1: Explain it to Chad.

987
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 13: Guys, it's weird and it's embarrassing.

988
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's only the Kyle guy who knows about it,

989
00:46:59,680 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 2: you know.

990
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 15: Yeah, we're not going on dates at the furniture store.

991
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 9: Yeah.

992
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 13: If you really aren't that embarrassed by why didn't you

993
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 13: say that when we met? Why weren't you like, Hey,

994
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 13: I really like this couch. I've been sleeping on it

995
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:12,840
Speaker 13: for the last three weeks.

996
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 15: Maybe I should have.

997
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 13: You know, that's weird.

998
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 15: Coach.

999
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 7: That doesn't sound right.

1000
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:23,399
Speaker 2: You guys sound like you actually have some chemistry here.

1001
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 3: I don't think that you should let this like get

1002
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 3: in the way, and.

1003
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:28,879
Speaker 1: If you're willing to not let it get in the way,

1004
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 1: then I guess we're willing to pay for it for

1005
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 1: your next date.

1006
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:35,240
Speaker 13: No, because if I like him, now I'm dating the napper,

1007
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:36,399
Speaker 13: and I just don't want to do that.

1008
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:42,359
Speaker 2: But he's resourceful, he's friendly, you know.

1009
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 1: He knows where tongues go, and hopefully he has enough

1010
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 1: money to get your couch officially clean. Too, Lucy, with

1011
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,320
Speaker 1: all those dead skin cells that he's left.

1012
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 2: On, I would be more worried about the slobbery.

1013
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 13: Brosy.

1014
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 15: Hey, look, I just want to let you know I

1015
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 15: did not leave any residue on your couch.

1016
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 1: Pretty good, we have to say it.

1017
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:02,799
Speaker 10: I tell every girl I talked to you, I did

1018
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 10: not leave residue on your couch.

1019
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:09,280
Speaker 1: Looking Jeffrey in the morning, you know, it was interesting

1020
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,359
Speaker 1: to hear broken Alexis's.

1021
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 2: Take on that why you were so anti.

1022
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:13,880
Speaker 1: I'm not anti.

1023
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,359
Speaker 2: I'm just saying it felt like it though.

1024
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it was just if it was me. And

1025
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 1: I walked into a store and I saw the person

1026
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 1: that I was scheduled to date sleeping there, and I

1027
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:26,839
Speaker 1: found out all of the employees know that person as

1028
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 1: the sleeper.

1029
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 2: During break it was.

1030
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,760
Speaker 1: It's still that would be like, this is kind of weird.

1031
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 1: I would take a step back and reassessing it's.

1032
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,760
Speaker 2: Because we've all slept and taken naps in our car before.

1033
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,279
Speaker 2: He's actually taking a one up from us. But do

1034
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 2: you know he didn't add Yeah, do you know what?

1035
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 2: We didn't ask those if he was an ugly sleeper because.

1036
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I also didn't really understand Brooks point that she'd

1037
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 1: saddle up next to him and spoon him.

1038
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 2: That was testing out of the couch. That's what my

1039
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 2: husband and I do. We need to know if we

1040
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 2: both fit on the couch together. When they're walking on TV.

1041
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 1: It's really sweet.

1042
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 2: What isn't that important?

1043
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 1: I see, It's just when I'm looking at the Textport

1044
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 1: seventy five nine two, it is split. Some people thought

1045
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 1: that it was weird. Some people are like, that's awesome.

1046
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 1: Good for that guy.

1047
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:16,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, Eddie buys the employees lunch. Yeah, they're taking it,

1048
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 2: taking advantage of them.

1049
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's why they let it.

1050
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 1: Let's normalize napping and random.

1051
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 7: Ye were on board the old maybe today, do not judge.

1052
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 1: She wants you to cuddle up.

1053
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:31,799
Speaker 2: Right next time, put one of those scarves around.

1054
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, Gusha had all of our second date updates where

1055
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 1: you get your podcasts are available online? Have broken Jefferson, Brook.

1056
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,400
Speaker 9: And Jeffrey in the morning.

1057
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: I read a crazy study the other day about love.

1058
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 2: It's nice.

1059
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 1: It was a little bit shocking. I found five percent

1060
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 1: of successful marriages began with a friend introducing them.

1061
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:56,879
Speaker 2: Oh that is low. A friend introduced something.

1062
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 7: Like physical Actually, in real life, meeting is hard anyway.

1063
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 1: So then three percent started after a wild one night

1064
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 1: hookup at a bar.

1065
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 2: That makes sense, and they wanted to hook up.

1066
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:12,400
Speaker 1: Get this a whopping at ninety three point eight percent

1067
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:19,959
Speaker 1: of all successful marriages began on Craigslist. Whoa, And I know, Brook,

1068
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 1: you're gonna say, well, I didn't meet my husband on Craigslist.

1069
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 22: Again, I said, successful marriage. So I can't wait to

1070
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 22: read about these future, healthy, successful relationships that are ready

1071
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 22: to blossom. A waste that Brooks, you never will when

1072
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 22: we do a bad Brook it's a Craigslist misconnection.

1073
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 1: It's coming up right after this city misconnections.

1074
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 9: That was me staring.

1075
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 1: Everybody knows there's only two places to find true love

1076
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 1: in this world. One is digging through the free scrap

1077
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 1: barrels behind the hobby lobby when you both reach for

1078
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:59,360
Speaker 1: that same piece of orange felt.

1079
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,319
Speaker 7: Okay, I felt it.

1080
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 5: It's meant to.

1081
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:05,879
Speaker 1: Be the others on the pages of craigslist dot org.

1082
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: We's got that website every single week to find the

1083
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,720
Speaker 1: best misconnections that they have to offer, like this first

1084
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:14,320
Speaker 1: one titled when I saw you, my heart stopped.

1085
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 2: Oh oh that's emergency beating. Oh still a medical emergency man.

1086
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:25,880
Speaker 1: For woman thirties emergency room. Oh my god, oh, he says.

1087
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,239
Speaker 1: When I went through the double doors, you were the

1088
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 1: cute triage nurse with the nineties mullet, like a much

1089
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 1: older female.

1090
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:37,719
Speaker 3: Mario Lopez go, wow, I think are legit coming back

1091
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:38,320
Speaker 3: in Wow.

1092
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 1: Okay, you might remember me. I was the balding gentleman

1093
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:44,720
Speaker 1: with the four year old that had my little pony

1094
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 1: doll stuck up her nose.

1095
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 3: Oh the whole dollible.

1096
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 1: We didn't speak, but as soon as you saw me,

1097
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 1: you pointed to the lobby couches next to the other

1098
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,400
Speaker 1: people who looked like they were dying.

1099
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. I like how this guy is so concerned about

1100
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 2: his daughter.

1101
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:04,800
Speaker 1: In this moment, as we waited over an hour to

1102
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 1: see a doctor, I racked my brain struggling with how

1103
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 1: I would ask you out, and then in parentheses, I'm

1104
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:14,400
Speaker 1: divorced by the way, dot dot twice.

1105
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 2: I'm actually glad for that update.

1106
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:23,360
Speaker 1: You don't know this third time's the charm. I finally

1107
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 1: figured it out and went up to your desk to

1108
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 1: see if I could book an appointment with the chiropractor.

1109
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:31,360
Speaker 1: You looked confused, and that's when I told you I

1110
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,560
Speaker 1: need to see one asap, because whenever I look at you,

1111
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:41,360
Speaker 1: my spine tingles. After that, I got to see the

1112
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 1: doctor right away. Did you not want me in the

1113
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:54,760
Speaker 1: lobby anymore because we'd flirt too much? Anyway, The toy

1114
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 1: came out of my daughter's nose and I was going

1115
00:52:56,719 --> 00:53:01,719
Speaker 1: to give it to you as a keepsake, but your

1116
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 1: shift was over.

1117
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 2: Darned for her.

1118
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 1: Email me back if you see this, or I'll catch

1119
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:09,960
Speaker 1: you the next time. I'm dealing with rigor mortis on

1120
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 1: my foot.

1121
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:13,359
Speaker 2: Wait, I don't even get that.

1122
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:16,400
Speaker 1: Does it feel like your foot is dead? I don't know.

1123
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll just be glad the daughter's okay.

1124
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's from Terrence. Let's go to your next misconnection,

1125
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Speaker 1: titled love Struck by will Smythe Woman for Man forties

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Speaker 1: Celebrity doppel Ganger Conference.

1127
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Speaker 2: Conference.

1128
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Speaker 1: Apparently, she writes, I was the green haired gal who

1129
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:43,879
Speaker 1: was covering this year's event, Double Takes and belly Aches,

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Speaker 1: the Great Celebrity Clone Vention, and.

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00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 7: I need to do what you're doing celebrity dope game.

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00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:52,240
Speaker 1: She says, I first saw you when I was walking

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00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:55,640
Speaker 1: next to the booth of Dolly Parton's Wild and Wacky Wigs.

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00:53:57,760 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 7: Sounds like Dolly.

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00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 1: I knew immediately who you were because your pal looked

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00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 1: like an even bigger Uncle Phil from the top of it.

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00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:13,239
Speaker 2: Carlton, I'm sure is somewhere looking around.

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00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:15,839
Speaker 1: I'm a little shy and didn't know what to say,

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00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:19,480
Speaker 1: so I just blurted out like an idiot, Hey, where's Carlton?

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00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:26,480
Speaker 1: Make him do his silly dance. You didn't even break

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00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 1: stride and walked right up to me, got six inches

1142
00:54:29,719 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 1: away from my face, and said, hey, girl, I think

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00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 1: I've seen your picture before. Oh yeah, it was in

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00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 1: the Dictionary under KaBlam.

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00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:40,839
Speaker 2: Oh wow, just as smooth as Will Smith.

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00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:45,120
Speaker 1: Well I think that was from season four, episode three.

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00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 1: Oh that's a Will Smith quote. We chatted a bit

1148
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,319
Speaker 1: after that, and I asked you what your day job

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00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 1: was you said you managed a quiz Nos in East Philly,

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00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 1: that's where you were born and raised.

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00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:04,240
Speaker 2: It's West Philadelphia.

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00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 1: I was working getting interviews, so I'm sorry I left

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00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:09,480
Speaker 1: abruptly to talk to a mini Shaquille O'Neill.

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00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:13,280
Speaker 3: But you could still be a doppelganger, even if you're tiny.

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00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:17,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, but when I was done, you were gone. Are

1156
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:24,440
Speaker 1: you online or in bel airy exmellulator Aha? Kaylin?

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00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 2: I like that?

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00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:29,640
Speaker 10: Do I feel like Alfonso Ribero was like, actually there,

1159
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:31,280
Speaker 10: I'm doing anything.

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00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:37,239
Speaker 1: This next misconnection is titled searching for my lean mean

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00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:43,160
Speaker 1: caffeine Queen. This is probably for men for Alexis man

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00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:47,480
Speaker 1: for woman from me oh eighties bookstore. Coffee shop Yay

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00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:52,759
Speaker 1: says I was the slightly older barista in my mid eighties,

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00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 1: but people always tell me I don't look a day

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Speaker 1: over seventy six.

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Speaker 7: I don't want to tip this guy.

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00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:04,640
Speaker 1: Normally I don't pay much attention to the customers, probably

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Speaker 1: because I can't see.

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00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:08,760
Speaker 2: Or hear all that well in coffee shops.

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Speaker 1: So when you bounced in, I perked up like a

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00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 1: fresh daisy on my second wife's grave. I even remember

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00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:20,280
Speaker 1: telling the ladies in the back whoa look out, Charlie.

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00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:28,440
Speaker 1: We got a hot pepper in line, guys. When you

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00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:31,319
Speaker 1: came up to the register, I tried to woo you

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00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:34,319
Speaker 1: by offering up a few coins from my tip job.

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00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:40,279
Speaker 2: Sorry, he wouldn't say yes.

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Speaker 1: Sorry. It was the only thing I could think of

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00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:47,760
Speaker 1: at the moment. The blood wasn't exactly rushing to my brain.

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00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:55,240
Speaker 1: You seemed apprehensive when I grabbed your hand and said, oh,

1180
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 1: those are pretty nails. Where did you get him? The

1181
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:07,680
Speaker 1: makeup counter Woolworth? Then you told me the name for

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00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 1: your cup. That'll always remember b b Rex sounds like

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00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 1: some kind of dinosaur from that due Jurassic Pool is

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00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 1: not wrong. I don't know that she's an artist. I

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00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:28,600
Speaker 1: tried to write my number down on your cup, but

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00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:32,800
Speaker 1: forgot two of the digits. Hopefully you can guess them.

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00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:37,480
Speaker 1: Come back sometime, miss Rex. I remember you came in

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00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 1: on a Tuesday, so I'll be sure next Tuesday to

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00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 1: take my blue pill that signed Gordon?

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00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:47,880
Speaker 7: What if?

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00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:50,439
Speaker 10: Honestly bb Rex that comes out with a song. It's

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00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:51,480
Speaker 10: like dedicated to Gordon.

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00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:55,280
Speaker 3: The guys from the coffee shop Blue pills.

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00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 1: We're waiting for that hit to job. Those are your

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00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:00,520
Speaker 1: Craigslist Misconnections.

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Speaker 9: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: You know this is the theme song to The Sopranos. Okay,

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00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:17,439
Speaker 1: and you guys know Tony Soprano from the show.

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Speaker 2: Sure seems like the star.

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00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:23,400
Speaker 1: I don't. I never watched the show, but you still know.

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00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 15: Yeah.

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00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:27,520
Speaker 1: Not only do I not know anything about the show,

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00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:30,280
Speaker 1: I don't know. If I've ever known a Tony in

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00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:33,680
Speaker 1: my entire life, I don't know. I don't think of one.

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00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 1: I'm ready to meet the very first Tony in my life.

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00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I know a female Tony took. Yes, I

1207
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:45,520
Speaker 2: also known.

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00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:50,080
Speaker 1: Good for you. This is about in my moment, meaning

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00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:53,360
Speaker 1: my first Tony. Actually his name is Anthony, but I'm

1210
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:55,000
Speaker 1: sure some people must call him Tony.

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00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:57,280
Speaker 2: I think everyone's Tony Anthony.

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00:58:57,480 --> 00:59:00,160
Speaker 1: I'm nervous, Tony. Are you there?

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00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:01,919
Speaker 6: Yeah? I'm here.

1214
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:03,520
Speaker 7: Wown?

1215
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:05,840
Speaker 1: Is it cool if I call you Tony and we

1216
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 1: become friends?

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00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 3: God, the more you say it, the weirder it sounds.

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00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:10,440
Speaker 3: It's like one of those words when you say it

1219
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:12,720
Speaker 3: over and over again, it starts to like, jump.

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00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 1: On me, Tony, what's up?

1221
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 16: Man?

1222
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:16,800
Speaker 11: No much?

1223
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:19,920
Speaker 1: Because we're besties?

1224
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:21,520
Speaker 2: Now, what do I call you? A dog?

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00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,960
Speaker 1: Sure, all right, Tony, We're gonna We're gonna end the

1226
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,600
Speaker 1: Shenanigans and send Brook out of the studio. While that happens,

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00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 1: you know the game works. You got thirty seconds to

1228
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:30,640
Speaker 1: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1229
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 1: you could say pass. But you have to beat Brooke

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00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:36,040
Speaker 1: outright to win? Are you ready? Yeah? All right, best friend,

1231
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 1: here we go. Your time starts now. Jack Daniel of

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00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,680
Speaker 1: Jack Daniel's Whiskey was a real person, true or false?

1233
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 1: All the Lindy Hop, the jitterbug, and the skip jive

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00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 1: are all styles of what type of dance? How many

1235
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:58,200
Speaker 1: years does a silver anniversary celebrate? Twenty? What current performing

1236
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 1: female artist holds the record for most Grammy nominations? The

1237
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:10,800
Speaker 1: first digital camera ever was made by what company? Solid work? There,

1238
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:14,280
Speaker 1: Tony Brook's gonna come back into the studio and this

1239
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:17,320
Speaker 1: is your first time playing. So the producer says, you

1240
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:20,320
Speaker 1: have an interesting fact about something you did during the

1241
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 1: height of COVID. Yes, what happened?

1242
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,800
Speaker 12: I chose to get married during the pandemic so I

1243
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:28,360
Speaker 12: wouldn't have to invite people to my wedding.

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01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:34,080
Speaker 2: Oh say, did you still get lots of presents?

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01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:35,080
Speaker 12: Nope.

1246
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:38,680
Speaker 1: Oh that's a sacrifice.

1247
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 3: It's gonna messed up that your friends and family still

1248
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:41,840
Speaker 3: didn't send you, So.

1249
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:44,400
Speaker 7: You're not gonna invite me. I'm not going to send

1250
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:45,080
Speaker 7: you anything to.

1251
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 2: They only do it for in exchange for free drinks.

1252
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:49,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's all about the presents.

1253
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:52,000
Speaker 1: Are you still married to that same person?

1254
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:52,480
Speaker 15: Oh?

1255
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:56,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay, No, he's planning the post COVID divorce

1256
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 3: for when lots of people can come.

1257
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:01,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Congratulations.

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01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:04,680
Speaker 1: All right, brook it's your turn. You're ready, Yeah, I'm ready.

1259
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:08,240
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. Jack Daniel of Jack Daniel's Whiskey

1260
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:12,360
Speaker 1: was a real person. True or false false. The Lindy Hop,

1261
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 1: the jitterbug, and the skip jive are all styles of

1262
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:18,480
Speaker 1: what type of dance swing? How many years does a

1263
01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:20,280
Speaker 1: silver anniversary celebrate?

1264
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:22,480
Speaker 2: Silver is twenty five.

1265
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:26,320
Speaker 1: What current performing female artist holds the record for most

1266
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:32,120
Speaker 1: Grammy nominations Madonna? The first digital camera ever was made

1267
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:32,840
Speaker 1: by what company?

1268
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:33,480
Speaker 2: Kodak?

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01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:37,360
Speaker 1: What beverage company uses the slogan open a bottle of sunshine?

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01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:41,400
Speaker 1: Sunny d okied, Okay, We're gonna go to the scoreboard

1271
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:45,760
Speaker 1: and check it out. You both did I wish I

1272
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 1: had a ham sandwich to call my nerves?

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01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:53,800
Speaker 7: Soony, you got zero.

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01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:58,400
Speaker 2: It's the same amount of people that were invited to

1275
01:01:58,440 --> 01:01:58,720
Speaker 2: his wedding.

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01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 7: That's right, Brook, you got four.

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01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:06,200
Speaker 1: Rough Joe on your first try, Tony. But let's go

1278
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:09,960
Speaker 1: over the answers for everybody. Jack Daniel of Jack Daniel's Whiskey.

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01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:14,560
Speaker 1: That's a real person, really, Jasper Jack Daniel, real person

1280
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:16,240
Speaker 1: born on this day in eighteen forty his.

1281
01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:17,760
Speaker 2: Full name Cooler even.

1282
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:20,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know we should put that on the bottle. Yeah, true,

1283
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:23,320
Speaker 1: Lindy Hop, jitterbug, skip drive, those are all styles of

1284
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:28,480
Speaker 1: swing dance. Silver Anniversary celebrates twenty five years together. Current

1285
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:32,720
Speaker 1: female performing artist with the most Grammy nominations is Beyonce.

1286
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:34,280
Speaker 7: Ah, it's just so great.

1287
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:37,520
Speaker 1: First digital camera was made by Kodak in nineteen seventy five.

1288
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:39,840
Speaker 2: And didn't see how that would hurt him.

1289
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:44,080
Speaker 1: Open a bottle of sunshine is the slogan for Sonny

1290
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:47,400
Speaker 1: d Yeah. So, Anthony, Tony, I'm sorry we can't give

1291
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:49,840
Speaker 1: you any money here, but just for playing, we are

1292
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:52,800
Speaker 1: giving you some free Brooke and Jeffrey swag. All right,

1293
01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:55,400
Speaker 1: thanks for being on with us, come back and play

1294
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:55,959
Speaker 1: again soon.

1295
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:57,320
Speaker 13: I'll definitely try.

1296
01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:00,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, and then Jeff can never ever say

1297
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:01,720
Speaker 3: again that he's never met a Tony.

1298
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:03,960
Speaker 10: Yeah, I've used call and say hi, this is Tony,

1299
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,360
Speaker 10: and Jeff will know exactly who You've changed his.

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01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:12,200
Speaker 1: Life forever, be Tony, I will, all right, Thanks for

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01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:13,960
Speaker 1: calling him, Bro. We're gonna be back to do windb

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01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:15,600
Speaker 1: brooks Bock the same time tomorrow