Speaker 1: High endy. What's going on?
Speaker 2: Okay, live from the Farmland Fresh Dairy studios.
Speaker 3: This is Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: There we go, this is cereals.
Speaker 2: I'm just looking at people who are walking past the studios.
Speaker 2: There's been a lot of visitors, like a lot of visitors.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, it truly is a fish bowl.
Speaker 3: A fish bowl.
Speaker 1: Because there's big giant windows that.
Speaker 3: They were supposed to a screen on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and people just walk by and they stare yep,
Speaker 1: because we're animals at a zoo.
Speaker 2: It's mostly just salespeople being like this is the Double
Speaker 2: Woods show. Yeah, it appeals to this demographic. That's why
Speaker 2: I should give us all your buddy, Well.
Speaker 1: Listen, that's exactly what goes on us. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: no, no show that we work with. They're not looking through
Speaker 1: our glass, looking through that glass.
Speaker 2: Can you actually push the screen up a little bit,
Speaker 2: just to tad, just to tet the screen.
Speaker 3: There you go, great, Like, yeah.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get started. I'm very excited.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: It kind of pains me that we recorded a couple
Speaker 1: of episodes yesterday because this one should have been on
Speaker 1: way earlier.
Speaker 3: Wow, this is a brand new serial.
Speaker 1: As of recording. It's not even out yet. Wow, but
Speaker 1: our buddy Matt stumbled upon a box and sent it
Speaker 1: to us. And it's insane because until two or three
Speaker 1: days ago, didn't even know it was a thing.
Speaker 3: Wow. But it's out because General laid on your cereal.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well General Mills sent me the release a couple of days,
Speaker 1: you know, So anyway, dude, let's just get right to it. Dude,
Speaker 1: Cinnamon Toast Crunch, new Waffle Cereal.
Speaker 2: I'm very excited for this one. Cinnamon Waffles. This is
Speaker 2: so exciting.
Speaker 1: It is. Yeah, it's like it's gonna be like your
Speaker 1: waffle Crisp. I know, another company, but so but with
Speaker 1: cinnamon toast crunch, cinnadust on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm very excited for this one. This one's gonna
Speaker 2: taste delicious.
Speaker 1: I've been shaking for hours, shaking. Yes, you're quaking. Yes,
Speaker 1: the kids would say, I Matt sent you. Oh do
Speaker 1: you remember Quisp and quake Quis?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I do.
Speaker 2: Quisp is the one that's like rice and corn.
Speaker 3: You loved Quisp. I do what color was the box? Blue?
Speaker 1: And who was on it? Come on, Cisp was what the.
Speaker 3: Great kazoo close?
Speaker 1: He was a little alien.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at you.
Speaker 1: And who was Quake? That was the big competition back
Speaker 1: in the seventies. Quisp and Quake. They fought, they fought
Speaker 1: it out in the commercials a pirate and ultimately quit. No,
Speaker 1: he was.
Speaker 3: He was like a hard construction construction.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Quake Craake. Ultimately Quisp won the battle.
Speaker 3: Oh thank god.
Speaker 1: It was. It was like one of those things you'd
Speaker 1: send postcards in and it was of like a voting thing.
Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, big deal. These look delicious. They're gonna taste delicious.
Speaker 1: It's here because you know what, they smell a little
Speaker 1: bit mapley, which is awkward.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm very excited for this one, are you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: Now, yes, I'm excited to eat this brand new cereal
Speaker 2: Scott Do you need me to sit here?
Speaker 3: Go?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yes, that's it. Yes, finally you care about sir?
Speaker 1: Oh you dumped it?
Speaker 3: Whatever, idiot.
Speaker 1: Back to the form the fresh dairy's fridge. We're gonna
Speaker 1: do two percent reduced fat milk. Great in the jug,
Speaker 1: the big gallon jug.
Speaker 3: The jug.
Speaker 1: Love it. I like that word jug, Like is this
Speaker 1: a jug or a container? It's a jug, right, this
Speaker 1: is a jug. No container would be the cardboard one.
Speaker 1: The jug is the big plastic guy.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know it seems like you're talking to yourself
Speaker 2: and I'm just so long for.
Speaker 3: The ride here.
Speaker 1: Isn't that always the way in here we go? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Because you say so much intellectual things.
Speaker 3: M I like the word jug.
Speaker 1: It's I don't really even taste any cinnamon toast crunchy.
Speaker 3: Wow, what do you mean? Wow?
Speaker 1: Really, this is in a bond of cereal. It is
Speaker 1: the closest it's ever come. This is a revelation. You know,
Speaker 1: cinema cereal exists, right, you.
Speaker 3: Know it exists in like the snack packs.
Speaker 1: Right. No, no, no, there's boxes and suits in the
Speaker 1: cereal aisle. Justy. I remember we had it.
Speaker 3: It didn't taste the same.
Speaker 2: Okay, this tastes as close to what I remember from
Speaker 2: two thousand and five when I would eat it and
Speaker 2: it tastes delicious.
Speaker 1: The only piece that I liked was the one that
Speaker 1: was heavily coated. I don't think there's enough cinnamon toast
Speaker 1: crunch cinnadust on this.
Speaker 2: The flavor on the A plus, I love it a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you give it?
Speaker 3: By balls?
Speaker 1: Because guess what I'm sorry to say. I'm teetering between
Speaker 1: two balls and a spoon and three. I don't love
Speaker 1: this because I don't taste the cinnamon toast crunch. I
Speaker 1: don't taste it. I taste a maple waffle is what
Speaker 1: I taste.
Speaker 3: So well, yeah, you just said it.
Speaker 2: Why it doesn't taste like cinnamon toast crun.
Speaker 1: But it's supposed to. There's supposed to be cinnamon toast crunch, Cinnadess.
Speaker 3: Cinnamon toast dust on a waffle.
Speaker 1: But it's not a maple waffle.
Speaker 2: The waffle is. It's implied that it would be.
Speaker 1: Why is there an implication that does automatically s waffle.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't just put cinnamon. Even eggo waffles with the cinnamon.
Speaker 3: The mini ones loved those.
Speaker 1: There are some people that don't just automatically put syrup
Speaker 1: on waffles.
Speaker 2: There's even syrup on the box, but.
Speaker 1: It doesn't say flavored like syrup because they're not supposed to.
Speaker 3: It's a waffle. It's implied.
Speaker 1: It shouldn't be implied.
Speaker 2: It's like you're just getting too critical with it.
Speaker 1: I don't like cheese on every sandwich, and people just
Speaker 1: put cheese on. They just assume that you want it.
Speaker 2: Okay, well that's when you should just make it known
Speaker 2: that that's not what you want anyway. Three balls, okay, cool,
Speaker 2: five balls from me. This is delicious. This is incredible
Speaker 2: early runner for cereal of the year for me.
Speaker 1: Shut the front door? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3: Delicious?
Speaker 1: Goodbye? That's that was very over. That was a lot.
Speaker 3: That is delicious.
Speaker 2: That is that is a great cereal. I think it's
Speaker 2: gonna get a lot of fans. I think that's gonna
Speaker 2: be a big cereal for them.
Speaker 1: Okay, yo, bro.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 1: Well look it's got nineties box art right cool? This
Speaker 1: is Ghost Okay, now I apologize, but my old brain
Speaker 1: can't remember whether the company reached out to me or
Speaker 1: if a listener actually sent me this, because it came
Speaker 1: from like it was ordered from like the Ghost Cereal company.
Speaker 1: So we got we got this, which is the marshmallow one,
Speaker 1: and we got peanut butter. So we're gonna do the
Speaker 1: marshmallow one today. This is a new protein cereal excellent
Speaker 1: source approach.
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Legendary flavor?
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Seventeen grams of protein?
Speaker 3: What does protein cereal mean?
Speaker 1: Protein? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, but like muscles no, but like what like the
Speaker 2: what is the niche like you know, with like a
Speaker 2: healthier one when they're like it's vegan.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you go before before you go do a workout,
Speaker 1: you proteins a workout? Sure, work it out. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: good source of Calci look.
Speaker 2: It up and it says it right here. What literally
Speaker 2: says it right here? What ghost protein cereal? Eat it
Speaker 2: in a bowl on the go or in a legend bowl? Oh,
Speaker 2: a legend bowl is like a crunch cup. Yeh, it's
Speaker 2: sourced legendary flavors.
Speaker 3: Interesting.
Speaker 1: Legendary means that it's like known, right, legendary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess this.
Speaker 1: Hasn't been around that long. Yeah, it's hard to shake
Speaker 1: because this is actually fully full. Look, it's full to
Speaker 1: the brim. It's full to the brim. Okay, thank you
Speaker 1: with the rich taste of brim. Remember that, dude, you
Speaker 1: don't remember any episode? Do you remember nothing we talked
Speaker 1: about it? That was instant coffee back in the seventies
Speaker 1: and eighties. Brim.
Speaker 2: Of course, remember anything that I've spoken about about the
Speaker 2: nineties or two thousands, Yes, like Boy Meets World Cool,
Speaker 2: never spoke about that, but sure.
Speaker 1: Topanga yeah, okay, all right, so they they're about the
Speaker 1: size of I don't know, kicks, right, yeah, but couldn't
Speaker 1: be kicks because different companies. There's not a ton of
Speaker 1: marshmallows in here.
Speaker 3: This smells weird. I don't like that.
Speaker 1: Hold on a second, okay, General Mills. Oh wow, General
Speaker 1: Mills distributed by General Mills, Inc. Wow, it's okay. So
Speaker 1: this is a General Mills cereal. So they're doing like
Speaker 1: the I don't know, but why don't The thing is, though,
Speaker 1: why don't they proudly display the GM. Why don't they
Speaker 1: proudly display it? The big G?
Speaker 2: The Big G nowadays don't want to Like gen Z
Speaker 2: probably doesn't want to know it's a General Mills product
Speaker 2: because then they'll look back into like the product's history
Speaker 2: and be like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: They supported the product that used animals on it. We're
Speaker 3: going to cancel them just the thought.
Speaker 1: Or they're just like big corporate. We don't want to
Speaker 1: eat big corporate.
Speaker 3: So if you hide it, you're fine. All right.
Speaker 1: So it's General Mills. Ghost Cereal have not seen this
Speaker 1: in the stores. This was shipped to us, So here
Speaker 1: we go. Marshmallows are nice. It's an interesting plav It's
Speaker 1: not bad, but it has the same consistency. The pieces
Speaker 1: have the same consistency as the best behavior cereal that
Speaker 1: we had last week. Right, Yeah, where the sweetened.
Speaker 2: With milk, protein concentrate, sodium cassonate, soy protein isolate, canola oil,
Speaker 2: way carbon. Right, what's all so natural and artificial sucrolos
Speaker 2: rosemary extract.
Speaker 1: But what we've had that before? What is it that
Speaker 1: makes it that consistency? No idea, the packing, peanut consistency.
Speaker 2: Corn starch, corn syrup. Yeah, there is no monk fruit,
Speaker 2: which I'm surprised by. But I don't like it.
Speaker 1: It's not bad, but it's got that same It's not
Speaker 1: for me. It's got the same weird in your mouth.
Speaker 1: I just don't like the way it feels.
Speaker 2: It kind of seats like cotton candy in a way
Speaker 2: that yeah.
Speaker 1: Like the stale cotton candy in a bag, like weirdly
Speaker 1: dissolves in your mouth. I'm gonna give it three balls
Speaker 1: because I am not I'm going to give this two balls. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's decent. It's decent, but it has that texture and
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. Not it really I
Speaker 1: want to do the puzzle on the back. I really
Speaker 1: do look at that. You think we can do that maze.
Speaker 3: Bro with the skateboard, Yeah for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the milk carton radical.
Speaker 3: Totally tubular.
Speaker 1: All right, listen, we're gonna be back right after this,
Speaker 1: moving to the country. I don't eat a lot of peaches.
Speaker 1: It's been a minute and we're back.
Speaker 3: This is just your world and I live in it.
Speaker 1: That's good. That's a good thing, is it? Yes?
Speaker 3: It's hell.
Speaker 1: What a wonderful world, Andrew, what a wonderful world.
Speaker 3: You don't know him? I have no was it your time?
Speaker 1: I have no idea where the cereal came from. It
Speaker 1: was in a pile of trash underneath the desks.
Speaker 3: Okay, no what.
Speaker 2: My parents brought this back from Ecuador because they just
Speaker 2: went to the Galapagos Islands. And thank you so much,
Speaker 2: mom and dad. I'm happy that we're actually doing your
Speaker 2: cereal within the week that you brought it back. With
Speaker 2: all the other nice things that people bring from us.
Speaker 2: You spoke over the I don't care because I'm talking
Speaker 2: about the cereal that my mom and dad brought us,
Speaker 2: So be nice.
Speaker 1: So this is Paula. It's an Endean cereal. It's King
Speaker 1: Wash cereal, and it's cinnamon, product of Ecuador from the
Speaker 1: middle of the world. I didn't know Ecuador was in
Speaker 1: the middle of the world and has just four ingredients.
Speaker 1: What are they?
Speaker 3: They're not good?
Speaker 1: Rice, quinoa, panella and cinnamon. What's panella?
Speaker 3: I don't know? All right, I might say it on
Speaker 3: the back?
Speaker 1: Now is that five fifteen Ecuadorian dollars? I guess, I guess,
Speaker 1: so yeah, yeah, all right, chop chop.
Speaker 3: It's a really chop chop.
Speaker 2: We gotta get this one done because guess what that
Speaker 2: brought this one.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you a thesis.
Speaker 2: I want a.
Speaker 3: Cinnamon toast crunch when I was a boy.
Speaker 2: Oh, let me tell you more about it. Here's some
Speaker 2: fun facts about it. Oh, here's Andy's Let's just do it.
Speaker 2: Get it over with, all right, Back to me and
Speaker 2: what I have to say because this is my show
Speaker 2: and I'm the only thing that matters on this show.
Speaker 1: Can you please? It says on the side what panella is?
Speaker 1: Can you can? Can? I see Jesus h God. Traditional
Speaker 1: unrefined sugar from the Andean culture provides natural energy and
Speaker 1: physical resistance. Oh, I like the foil bag it's nice. Okay,
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I don't know what that smell is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, yeah, we go?
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, I mean they look like tiny little
Speaker 1: churo bites, is what they look like.
Speaker 2: Right, A little opposed to that smell, they look like little.
Speaker 1: Fried churros circles with cinnamon on them. So you know what, Andrew,
Speaker 1: I am optimistic about this. Whipalla cereal here.
Speaker 3: Oh goodness.
Speaker 2: Every meal that you consume influence is the way that
Speaker 2: you feel one way or another. So the healthier foods
Speaker 2: you choose, the healthier you will feel.
Speaker 3: For the Andean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so culture, food.
Speaker 2: Was considered sacred. We believe it is through food that
Speaker 2: we can reconnect with the Pacha mama mother Earth.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should call cowface pacha mama.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I like that me too.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Form fresh areas two percent low fat milk or
Speaker 1: reduced fat. So sorry, reduced fat milk. You're ready? Here
Speaker 1: we go, because there's a difference between low fat and
Speaker 1: reduced fat. You know that, right? You know that? Andy?
Speaker 3: No, it's funny. This is literally just a sticker.
Speaker 1: I know they covered up. They covered the ingredients is
Speaker 1: literally I know. No, I think it's because they covered
Speaker 1: a different language. Don't do that ready, Why is this
Speaker 1: going to go in your shelf of.
Speaker 4: Does it smell like it? Does it taste like it smells?
Speaker 4: It's very weird. I don't like this at all. You
Speaker 4: could definitely taste the quene wah and some other strange flavor.
Speaker 4: I don't taste any cinnamon. Whoever, it's very earthy.
Speaker 2: Because this is probably the earthiest cereal we've ever had.
Speaker 1: It's not good.
Speaker 3: It almost tastes like someone scooped up dirt.
Speaker 1: Is this mine? Because I need to mask it? This
Speaker 1: is my.
Speaker 3: Eh Ah, I give that a bowl.
Speaker 1: I'm going to give it a spoon.
Speaker 3: That is something you shore a bawl. Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 3: spend a.
Speaker 2: Very weird smell afterwards. Like this feels like if I
Speaker 2: were at a wellness retreat.
Speaker 3: Huh, they'd be like, here, have some of this. It's
Speaker 3: from Pacha Mama.
Speaker 1: So like at the original Kellogg Sanitarium back in the day.
Speaker 2: Yes, like at that Kellogg Sanitarium from back in the
Speaker 2: day episode six we mentioned it, remember something?
Speaker 1: It was actually seven, Okay, but yeah.
Speaker 2: It feels like they would hand this to me in
Speaker 2: a bowl. Yeah, and you'd be like, oh, thank you
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 3: This is what I get through.
Speaker 1: Some swami or something like Saint prayers on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I would literally lose probably five hundred pounds if I
Speaker 2: only could eat that.
Speaker 3: All right, Well that was not very good, not good things. Mom.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you getting it bad so much. You're very thoughtful.
Speaker 3: Yes, sorry, we hated your cereal, but that is something.
Speaker 1: And our friend, our friend Melissa was on the show today.
Speaker 1: She had sent us that Wegman cereal a couple of
Speaker 1: months back, and she's in Milan right now and she's
Speaker 1: picking us up. Some Italian cereals love that it is Italy, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, anyway, thank you for listening to Serial Killers.
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Speaker 2: Well unless Scott doesn't know about it like he did
Speaker 2: with the waffles.
Speaker 3: We love you guys. Thank you so much for.
Speaker 1: As soon as I found out about it, I posted it.
Speaker 3: I posted it.
Speaker 2: You learn about life, just pour the milk. Probably knew
Speaker 2: about it way before.
Speaker 1: Us, I don't think so. And the fruity Cheerios also
Speaker 1: the new two point zero oh fruity Cheerios two.
Speaker 3: Point oh yeah they should just give it up. It's
Speaker 3: not gonna work.
Speaker 1: I love fruity cheerios. Uh. Check out our friends on
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Speaker 1: killerspiece dot com. Thank you, doming cool. All right, till
Speaker 1: we see you next time with either a bowl chat
Speaker 1: or a serial killer say crunch, Andrew, Oh.
Speaker 3: We forgot to Sarah catchrace before we started eating.
Speaker 1: There's no catchase.
Speaker 3: Wait, let's get crunching.
Speaker 1: Why would you the wrong one