Speaker 1: Are you leaving?
Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be.
Speaker 3: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give
Speaker 3: us time and a terminol and gay. We want to
Speaker 3: send you off in style.
Speaker 2: Do you wanna welcome you back home?
Speaker 3: Tell us all about it? We scared her?
Speaker 4: Was it fine? Malcorn?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 5: Do you need.
Speaker 2: Ned with Karen and Chris.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgareth. We
Speaker 4: used a different cadence this week.
Speaker 3: Mine was extra loud and flat.
Speaker 1: And mine was morning Newsy.
Speaker 3: We're talented in ways you've never experienced, even though you've
Speaker 3: been listening to this podcast for nine years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you think you've heard all of our characters, but.
Speaker 3: You haven't heard shit.
Speaker 1: You don't know shit.
Speaker 3: You don't know shit about us. Chris right now, guys,
Speaker 3: because this is a podcast, so let's paint a word picture.
Speaker 1: We have to describe it using words.
Speaker 3: Chris has he's using his earphones as a headband, which
Speaker 3: is always appealing to me because he has kind of
Speaker 3: I would say early nineties college girl hair. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: he's also wearing a pair of readers that have no frames. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and it's a look that it's different than skateboard Chris.
Speaker 3: And it's different than comedy Chris. And it's different than
Speaker 3: christmasweater Chris. It's a whole new character.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 4: I do have a lot of different mes, right, This one,
Speaker 4: Yeah is like we were saying before, a bit of
Speaker 4: a college professor. And my eyebrows match that. My eyebrows
Speaker 4: have become very out of control, like any professor Y
Speaker 4: had in college, where his eyebrows are each like a
Speaker 4: little mustache that curls up at the ends.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got the whole thing. I just need to
Speaker 4: get a corduroy corduroy sport coat.
Speaker 3: And some nosehair and just get it. Get lecture in
Speaker 3: I am. Do you pluck your nose hair, Karen? Well,
Speaker 3: I do any number of things. I have the highly
Speaker 3: unfortunate life of having of being black Irish, so I
Speaker 3: have pale skin and dark hair, So like I can
Speaker 3: shave my legs and my skin can be silky smooth,
Speaker 3: but you can still see the hair waiting to come
Speaker 3: up in roughly five to six hours, right, So facial hair,
Speaker 3: the whole thing. It's a constant battle.
Speaker 4: So when I said right, I'm not agreen because I've
Speaker 4: seen it. I'm saying right because.
Speaker 3: I know what you're saying, because you empathize with life's plates.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know there will be yeah, yeah, they're just
Speaker 3: there will be something coming out of there every once
Speaker 3: in a while. It's it's very alarming. And I I
Speaker 3: am aware of it because my mother suffered from it
Speaker 3: as well, and it drove her insane.
Speaker 4: I'm just I can't believe how much pain is involved
Speaker 4: with just and people do it all the time, and
Speaker 4: they pluck their nose hairs. And I always think I
Speaker 4: have a high pain tolerance because I think back to
Speaker 4: when I've broken not one ankle but also the other
Speaker 4: foot simultaneously, and I took that.
Speaker 1: Very well. But I cannot pluck my own notes hair.
Speaker 1: It's the worst.
Speaker 4: I'll let it grow, i'll trim it, but I plucking
Speaker 4: it and I can't. So many people women do it
Speaker 4: all the time, and they can take the pain. Men can't.
Speaker 1: Don't have the option.
Speaker 3: We don't have the option. I know it's unacceptable for
Speaker 3: a woman to have nose hair. It says you can't
Speaker 3: make it right in any way.
Speaker 4: I want it to be to where no one has
Speaker 4: nose hair. Can we live in that world? Can the world?
Speaker 3: Can we evolve evolve out of it?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yes we can. I believe we can do anything we want.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm going to start waxing my notes. That won't
Speaker 4: hurt it all you It doesn't. It's all one fail
Speaker 4: swoop you get them all. It's like a plug that
Speaker 4: comes out.
Speaker 3: Well, you should be doing it that. You should be
Speaker 3: going in and grow groups of hairs when you plug
Speaker 3: your nose hair, because then you just have the pain
Speaker 3: at one time.
Speaker 4: So now, not to be graphic, but and we'll bring
Speaker 4: on our guests in a minute. I know a lot
Speaker 4: of people wonder why we we talk. And we didn't
Speaker 4: even warn Dave that we do talk for up to
Speaker 4: five minutes.
Speaker 3: Dave's been on this podcast nineteen times.
Speaker 4: He's dozing right now. I'm looking at the video of
Speaker 4: him right now. He's actually dozing. We'll bring you in
Speaker 4: a minute. You could you keep that mouth shut? We
Speaker 4: have to bring you up.
Speaker 3: Shut your mouth.
Speaker 2: Date.
Speaker 4: I'm going to start waxing myself and that includes my
Speaker 4: undercarriage anyway. That's I just want to say that. I
Speaker 4: know there's at home kits. Why I know I can
Speaker 4: do it because in the car I.
Speaker 1: Have a series of mirrors. And I'm not going to
Speaker 1: do it in the car with the kids. No, I'm
Speaker 1: going to do it at home. And I know I
Speaker 1: can do it.
Speaker 4: I know I can lay on my back and with
Speaker 4: my legs in the air, and I know I can
Speaker 4: wax myself.
Speaker 1: And this is funny. It's not for a photo shoot.
Speaker 4: I want to be hairless and I want to whim
Speaker 4: around in the ocean like a like a shiny seal,
Speaker 4: and I don't want hair getting in the way of
Speaker 4: a lot of my swim speed.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, that I guess.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have new swim gloves their web in between
Speaker 1: the fingers.
Speaker 4: I know I got speed, and the only thing keeping
Speaker 4: me down is these goddamn pubes, all.
Speaker 3: That ass hair dragging you to the bottom.
Speaker 4: Okay, now that's all right, But yes, you can also
Speaker 4: go and get between the cheeks.
Speaker 1: It's called if you're a man. You have to say, well,
Speaker 1: you do between the cheeks.
Speaker 4: I'm out of that world. I don't do it anymore.
Speaker 4: But I'd like to do it at home, like an
Speaker 4: Ogilvie home perm.
Speaker 3: I shudder to think what you mean by that.
Speaker 1: World.
Speaker 3: So let's let's get our guests in on this covers
Speaker 3: because it's.
Speaker 1: It's our next our guest, Our next guest.
Speaker 4: We've had multiple guests, our first guest today today, the
Speaker 4: first one. Yes, I first met him when he hosted
Speaker 4: a show downtown called Holy Fuck that became the best
Speaker 4: show in town. It was a very popular show and
Speaker 4: subsequently was albums of comedy entitled Holy Fuck. He's done
Speaker 4: so much since then, but now I've drawn a blank.
Speaker 4: We almost had a record label together that we'll talk about.
Speaker 4: Oh sure, we almost started a comedy record label.
Speaker 3: And yesterday was his birthday. Yesterday, Well welcome, yes, mister
Speaker 3: Dave Ross.
Speaker 1: Dave Ross.
Speaker 5: Everyone, Hello, everyone, it's nice to finally fucking be here. Birthday,
Speaker 5: good birthday.
Speaker 3: We build the suspense, we build the tensions. So you
Speaker 3: come in hot, are you ready to go?
Speaker 1: It was like six minutes I perfect material, It's true,
Speaker 1: six minutes of me laughing and enjoying myself.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, I'm furious about it.
Speaker 1: No, thank you so much for having me. I love
Speaker 1: you both so this is great. Oh, we love you too.
Speaker 1: Yesterday it was my birthday. How was it. Yeah, I'm sick,
Speaker 1: so it sucked, but it was fine, you know. And
Speaker 1: I don't have COVID.
Speaker 5: I want to I h I honestly thought because of
Speaker 5: being sick, I thought like, maybe I should reschedule. I'm sick,
Speaker 5: but it's not COVID, And I do think it's kind
Speaker 5: of funny to talk about how like, I don't know
Speaker 5: what happened was I went to a comedy festival and
Speaker 5: the entire festival was vaccinated. Everyone was very safe, and
Speaker 5: then I got sick. When I got back, and I
Speaker 5: dawned on me that I hadn't gotten sick and like
Speaker 5: a year and a half. And I don't really know
Speaker 5: what changed in the past year and a half.
Speaker 1: But I don't know.
Speaker 5: Just off the top of my head, I'm guessing that
Speaker 5: perhaps I wasn't around a bunch of comedians all the
Speaker 5: fucking time, and wouldn't you know it.
Speaker 1: I didn't. It's sick for a year and a half.
Speaker 5: And then I went and I was around a bunch
Speaker 5: of comics and I got a cold right away, and
Speaker 5: obviously quarantine was bad. But uh, but one upshot was
Speaker 5: that I didn't get sick once a month. I feel
Speaker 5: like it's once a month that has a touring stand up.
Speaker 5: I get sick, you know, sure you might need some
Speaker 5: vitamin D or something. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: that's sounding like more of a character flaw. No no no, no,
Speaker 5: hold on, here's how you're here's how you be healthy.
Speaker 5: You stay inside and you don't sleep, and you eat
Speaker 5: meat and nothing else, and you're always drunk, right, all right,
Speaker 5: and you never work out. Every right. No, my birthday
Speaker 5: was fine. I just got a cold, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you just stayed home and hung out.
Speaker 1: I stayed home. Yeah, it was, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Do you want to tell us about your birthday cake?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh sure.
Speaker 5: So my good friend Lindsay Adams, who is a funny
Speaker 5: comedian and also a good baker and and combines the
Speaker 5: two often, was like, I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna make you a cake. I didn't ask.
Speaker 5: Matter of fact, I was sick when she said it,
Speaker 5: because I got sick the day before my birthday and
Speaker 5: she kept asking me what I wanted for my cake,
Speaker 5: and I just like couldn't answer, and she was like, whatever,
Speaker 5: I'm making.
Speaker 1: You a cake and The cake was just a jet
Speaker 1: black cake that said fuck you Dave Black. Yeah, jet black.
Speaker 1: It was like Oreo cookie frosting and then it would
Speaker 1: tasted like an Orie. It was so good. I mean,
Speaker 1: she's so good at what she does. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I saw that cake and I loved that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, it was you didn't give her you that's you.
Speaker 4: Gotta let people know what you want to totally cake.
Speaker 1: Yeah. On any if you have a cake made.
Speaker 4: And a cake shopper in the back of a market,
Speaker 4: they're gonna put fuck you if you don't tell them exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally. God. I wish raps were like that. What
Speaker 1: do you want on it?
Speaker 3: That? You know? There used to be a website called
Speaker 3: cake rex that was amazing and it was basically all
Speaker 3: the worst like grocery store cakes where people it would
Speaker 3: say like happy Birthday, Dave spelled with a D or
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like the whole message would
Speaker 3: be on there, like however, the people wrote it down
Speaker 3: from the phone, so it would be like, you know,
Speaker 3: happy birthday, share all with an S, and with an
Speaker 3: S would also be on the cake.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's great because it's won the phone message.
Speaker 3: Yes exactly, or they try to do like they try
Speaker 3: to do a Shrek but the person clearly just didn't
Speaker 3: have any skills, so it would be like three piles
Speaker 3: of green and some eyes or you know, you have
Speaker 3: to look at it. It's used to get me through
Speaker 3: my day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the best I want that. I want to
Speaker 4: see it right now. At the end, it says do
Speaker 4: you take American Express? Just a whole conversation on a cake.
Speaker 3: So good, but also, you know, no criticism to Lindsay,
Speaker 3: who sounds like a very talented person, but it is
Speaker 3: I hate it anytime people want to do something like
Speaker 3: for my birthday for me but then give me assignments
Speaker 3: where it's like, yes, you know, just could you just
Speaker 3: make me a cake and have it not be worked
Speaker 3: for me? Also just like do you execute the idea
Speaker 3: as if you wanted to do it and then I
Speaker 3: have it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Could I say it? Actually? Yeah? I mean she
Speaker 1: I should also in her defense say she didn't wait long.
Speaker 1: She was like what do you want? And I was
Speaker 1: like uh, And she was like what do you want?
Speaker 5: And I was like uh and she was like whatever,
Speaker 5: fuck you You're getting an oreo cake and then the
Speaker 5: Oreo Cake said fuck you, so you know, yeah, she
Speaker 5: caught up, you know, and get good. I agree with you,
Speaker 5: and matter of fact, I agree with you to the
Speaker 5: extent of like I wish, and this is going to
Speaker 5: be granted. I am a couple things happen when I'm sick,
Speaker 5: especially I'm in a fog. I'm like, fine, you know,
Speaker 5: I'll be okay, I'm almost over it, but my head
Speaker 5: isn't entirely clear. So at some point during this podcast,
Speaker 5: I might just say something weird. You know, I might
Speaker 5: just like yell at brand and you're like, why did
Speaker 5: he do that?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: And I also am grouchyes, and I know that. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna this is a little bit of a grumpy.
Speaker 5: Thing to say, but I always appreciate it when people
Speaker 5: say happy birthday, but particularly when we're comics and we
Speaker 5: know a million people and you know, we're getting a
Speaker 5: bunch of them just like say the one, you know
Speaker 5: what I mean, When it's like happy birthday and I'm
Speaker 5: like thank you, and then you're like.
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm like, I really want you to die.
Speaker 5: There are so many texts in my phone right now,
Speaker 5: I just cannot And I was sick yesterday and I
Speaker 5: like racked up, and this is like such a champagne problem.
Speaker 5: I had so many people saying happy Birthday. I realize
Speaker 5: that it's like not a real problem, but I would.
Speaker 5: It's like my friends and we've all been in quarantine
Speaker 5: for a year and a half. And like I said,
Speaker 5: I went to that festival. There's like a million comedians.
Speaker 5: There's like the three that are my close, close, close friends,
Speaker 5: and then there's like like two hundred that I really
Speaker 5: really really really like. And then there's another larger chunk
Speaker 5: of people that I see and know, you know, and
Speaker 5: uh and uh and uh that like that big chunk.
Speaker 5: And then my close friends are texting me and I'm
Speaker 5: just like looking at my phone getting these notifications and
Speaker 5: I'm like, do all of you want to have a
Speaker 5: conversation because I would rather know no people. I would
Speaker 5: rather have no friends than have this amount of conversations
Speaker 5: in one day.
Speaker 3: You know what, David, I think you need to lay
Speaker 3: down for a little while. I think you need to
Speaker 3: put a warm compress on your head.
Speaker 1: Am I being grumpy?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Fine, you gave us a grumpy warning.
Speaker 3: You warned that, you did warn us. We're ready we're
Speaker 3: ready for it.
Speaker 1: Have you, Dave or Karen ever had a surprise people?
Speaker 1: I haven't.
Speaker 4: Where people hide and they jump out and say happy birthday.
Speaker 1: We love it.
Speaker 3: I'm going to tell mine first, because because I'm rude.
Speaker 3: For my fortieth birthday, I had a surprise party and
Speaker 3: it was perfectly planned because I went out to breakfast
Speaker 3: with my friends and then Pete planned this party like
Speaker 3: to start at one o'clock, which you'd never expect, so
Speaker 3: it was basically like a barbecue afternoon party. But I,
Speaker 3: of course wasn't. I was like, Oh, I'm gonna go
Speaker 3: to breakfast this morning and maybe we'll do something tonight
Speaker 3: type of That was the plan for the day. So
Speaker 3: we had had breakfast at Little Doms, and their coffee,
Speaker 3: which we had a fuck ton of, is incredibly strong,
Speaker 3: my favorite kind of coffee, like Italian wrist, really black,
Speaker 3: wonderful strong coffee that we drank all throughout breakfast and
Speaker 3: got crazy like caffeine high on. When I walked through
Speaker 3: that front door and forty of my friends screamed happy
Speaker 3: birthday or screamed surprise, I thought I was gonna have
Speaker 3: a heart attack. I literally was like it was so
Speaker 3: fucking unexpected and bizarre and like really confusing. And then
Speaker 3: I was overcaffeinated beyond belief that I literally was.
Speaker 1: Like, this is it.
Speaker 3: It was like it was crazy.
Speaker 5: What a specifically terrible thing to have happened on your
Speaker 5: fortieth too. I feel like like I turned thirty nine
Speaker 5: this year, and uh, and I feel like if I
Speaker 5: were to have any version of a heart thing on
Speaker 5: my fortieth, I'd be like, this is what they said,
Speaker 5: this is what they said.
Speaker 3: It just happens overnight. Suddenly you're just old.
Speaker 1: You just die. You have fortieth birthday party and you
Speaker 1: just die.
Speaker 4: Immediately, you collapse, and on top of everything, you suddenly
Speaker 4: need reading glasses, your.
Speaker 1: Body, your I had good. I had a good I
Speaker 1: had a good. Uh thing you might be with your
Speaker 1: hair and your glasses. I want to Halloween perfect. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I mean like when when Karen was like, you look
Speaker 1: like this, I got one. I got one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, with the reading glasses in the free I think
Speaker 5: you look like if Doc brown Son was a rapper.
Speaker 3: Yeah, got the hanks of Doc brown right, yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: God that's great. Can you give us a little crisp
Speaker 3: take a moment, and then give us a little Doc
Speaker 3: brown Suns also a rapper.
Speaker 4: Please you see me roll up in my Dolorean. But
Speaker 4: no one's awake because they're snowy in. Everyone's napping, no
Speaker 4: one's here. I wouldn't have a bar party. But still
Speaker 4: it's a cheer because I cheers myself when I drink
Speaker 4: alone against a lamp, I'll tap the throne.
Speaker 1: Then that's it.
Speaker 4: On the toilet because I have a bad case of
Speaker 4: uh Rapping's hard, isn't it. It's so hard and my
Speaker 4: back is sweaty, and now I gotta sit like this
Speaker 4: all wet.
Speaker 1: That's, by the way, snow wrapping.
Speaker 4: I stop intererupting. I'm in the middle of my song.
Speaker 4: Then it won't be long.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I got a call.
Speaker 4: I feel like for a song to call, waiting song
Speaker 4: text support everybody a.
Speaker 5: Whole other podcast. This is like a very different podcast
Speaker 5: now the time I talk.
Speaker 4: Like this, interrupting, getting all filled with dishes for you
Speaker 4: when you win, everybody.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, Christmas, and that's the end of the show.
Speaker 1: I said, that's the end of the show. I'm back.
Speaker 3: Oh he's back. God, thank you.
Speaker 1: Well, you know that was nice.
Speaker 4: It's just when it comes into your hand you say
Speaker 4: it and there isn't a lot of pressure to rhyme
Speaker 4: with modern day rap.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's more. It's more lyrical, its more narrative.
Speaker 1: I'm so upset you made me do that, Karen.
Speaker 3: You loved everything. I wouldn't stop.
Speaker 4: I was excited, and then I just didn't do as
Speaker 4: well as I thought I would.
Speaker 1: You were great. Are you kidding it? Rhymed at all?
Speaker 1: It's incredible.
Speaker 3: I mean, you didn't bail that.
Speaker 5: Not only did you not bail, you the opposite of bailed. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you continued and kept rhyming. I feel honestly, I'm like
Speaker 5: really impressed you powered through.
Speaker 4: One time I had a freestyle wrap at a venue.
Speaker 4: It was on sunset. Someone handed me the mic and
Speaker 4: I said, my name is Chris and I'm here to
Speaker 4: say I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: Please take this away and I handed the microway that
Speaker 1: was my rap. Oh wow, that's good.
Speaker 4: I went very well, was well recived. Yeah, it seems
Speaker 4: like it because they knew that I shouldn't have continued.
Speaker 3: One time I saw Josh Andandrowski at what was the show?
Speaker 3: The Downstairs Show, Paul Danky and those guys downstairs show at.
Speaker 1: We Were the Weird Art Yes, yeah, Comedy Garage.
Speaker 3: At the Comedy Garage, Joshandrowski at the end of his
Speaker 3: set challenged a guy in the audience to a rap battle.
Speaker 3: And then it turned out the guy was really fucking
Speaker 3: good at rapping blonde guy. And it was one of
Speaker 3: the funniest things I've ever seen because Josh wasn't terrible
Speaker 3: at it. But then this guy came back and fucking
Speaker 3: like destroyed the room. And no, it was not planned obviously, not.
Speaker 1: Like it was just machine gun Kelly.
Speaker 3: Just machine gun Kelly was standing what, waiting for his
Speaker 3: big chance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how he's got started, not discovered. That's so funny.
Speaker 1: And Josh was like, I'm gonna give you a million dollars. Yes,
Speaker 1: I have it, I have it for you.
Speaker 5: That's how it's great. Wow, that is such a funny
Speaker 5: thing about being a comedian, isn't it. Like I know,
Speaker 5: I've now been around ten or twelve years, and in
Speaker 5: my first four years five years of stand up everybody
Speaker 5: I knew, everybody that I was close with, we were
Speaker 5: stand ups, and you couldn't have convinced me that these
Speaker 5: people I knew that they were all like I still
Speaker 5: I don't know, maybe you feel this way too, but
Speaker 5: I still think all the people I came up with
Speaker 5: are like the funniest people, you know, and we end
Speaker 5: up in different places and stuff. But at the time,
Speaker 5: I was like, these are all comedians. They are all
Speaker 5: stand ups. Even though they're all different and weird, they
Speaker 5: will all always be stand ups. And now, with like
Speaker 5: some distance from it, it's really funny and interesting to
Speaker 5: me how many of them ended up in other random places.
Speaker 1: Josh, who I think is like a lobbyist.
Speaker 3: The industry.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he's an ebron guy and I know's gone.
Speaker 3: But he he's kind of hippy, but now absolutely is.
Speaker 1: He actually makes gold toilets for the Trump family.
Speaker 3: Um no, he is.
Speaker 5: He is like a political activist and I guess he
Speaker 5: always was that, but that's like most of what he
Speaker 5: he focuses on now when I talk to him, he
Speaker 5: works for Nitia Rahman and other people.
Speaker 4: And uh, you know, I mean he moved away or
Speaker 4: does he still? No, he's still here can be in
Speaker 4: politics and in Los Angeles. That's interesting.
Speaker 1: You know there's a plan B.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it goes comedian and that's the most important job,
Speaker 5: and then lobbyist, which is clearly not what he's doing.
Speaker 1: And I just don't know what the word for it is.
Speaker 1: I have it go ahead, and then.
Speaker 3: Everyone everyone at the same time. This is the zoomiest,
Speaker 3: the zoomiest of conversations. But Chris just I was just
Speaker 3: gonna do who Chris reminds me of? Which is like
Speaker 3: an environmental studies professor?
Speaker 1: Yes, who's a rap? Who's who else?
Speaker 3: He raps about apartheid and you know stuff like that,
Speaker 3: you know, just causes and stuff.
Speaker 1: It's only one world, gotta take care of it. It's
Speaker 1: only one world, gotta take care of it. Yeah, when
Speaker 1: you why even when you ship you got what?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Always? How What else am I going to rap about?
Speaker 1: I'm like, get in my apartment all day shitting you
Speaker 1: rap about what you know? I'm like a conservationist shit rapper.
Speaker 4: It was going to be in I was gonna start
Speaker 4: talking about water conservation and don't I said.
Speaker 3: You know that Eminem speaking of shit rappers. That kidding,
Speaker 3: But he just started. He just opened a restaurant called
Speaker 3: Mom Spaghetti and I believe in his hometown, No, yes,
Speaker 3: for real, and he actually he went and served the
Speaker 3: first ten people in line himself and then I was like, Bye,
Speaker 3: I can't do this anymore.
Speaker 1: That's like if Maclamara opened up keyboards and knee boards.
Speaker 1: You have to I mean, you gotta have a plan. B.
Speaker 1: That's important. Everyone's like.
Speaker 5: It's also sort of like Charles Manson opening a spaghetti restaurant.
Speaker 5: Not that Eminem killed anyone, but he says he's going
Speaker 5: to all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's wrap though, Dave, you know that that's the
Speaker 3: life style.
Speaker 4: What if triumphed the insult comic dog eats there and
Speaker 4: then he has poisoned spaghetti because they had beef back
Speaker 4: in the day.
Speaker 5: That's true, or Moby, maybe that's why he's doing it, sure,
Speaker 5: Moby fred durst Jah Rule. He's just like, it's just
Speaker 5: a long con to kill his enemies. And and you know,
Speaker 5: poisons mom's poison.
Speaker 1: Should I call it that?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No on the nose. Let's just let's just poison the
Speaker 1: spaghetti and call Mom's and Karen, you know, I.
Speaker 5: Know there's a lot of posturing and hip hop, and
Speaker 5: I know that there's a lot of like talking about
Speaker 5: violence and some people were violent, But Eminem has always
Speaker 5: struck me as like where as like most gangster rap,
Speaker 5: they're like, we shoot people, and then Eminem's like, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna shoot specifically my wife, and I was like, what why,
Speaker 5: that's horrible.
Speaker 1: He was very specific, a very strange. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember when I first heard him. I'm like,
Speaker 4: is his mom still alive because she'd probably hate to
Speaker 4: hear this right, very specific to his mom.
Speaker 1: You're talking about them that he threw up mom spaghetti. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the one that made the spaghetti. That lady, it was you.
Speaker 3: Took that as the spaghetti was so bad. He threw it,
Speaker 3: threw it up.
Speaker 1: His very first song.
Speaker 3: It was don't explain that song to me.
Speaker 1: The first verse goes like this, my name is, my
Speaker 1: name is? My name is? Mom sucks that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I remember that album, Yeah, Mom sucks Shady. Yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 5: it wasn't that. The right isn't mom Spaghetti from the
Speaker 5: eight Mile soundtrack? And he says, He's like, yeah, so
Speaker 5: he throws up mom spaghetti.
Speaker 4: I thought, yeah, your your palms are sweaty palms are
Speaker 4: sweaty spaghetti. Gotta get ready, moms spaghetti.
Speaker 3: Freddy Mercury, Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: It's one of the hard wow hours. Totally. I love
Speaker 1: Tom Petty yeah, he does too. He says that I
Speaker 1: hate my wife and I love Tom Petty. The Eminem story.
Speaker 3: Wasn't that actual song though? It's Lose Yourself right, very famous,
Speaker 3: big hit. I like.
Speaker 1: I still like it totally straight. I like that song.
Speaker 3: When you get pumped up for your rap battles. That's
Speaker 3: what you listen to on your walkman, it.
Speaker 4: Is my I have the Tiger, because the Tiger doesn't
Speaker 4: put you in the mood. That's when I'm in a.
Speaker 1: Rock battle.
Speaker 3: I listen to that.
Speaker 1: Wow, what's a rock battle? They have a met the whiskey.
Speaker 5: I'll bet you they actually do have them at a
Speaker 5: whiskey A go go. He's like, oh, man, that's one
Speaker 5: of my favorite things about Los Angeles. You know, like
Speaker 5: every now and then, I'll occasion I go to that neighborhood.
Speaker 5: It's not where I live, it's it's not where I
Speaker 5: hang out, but uh but I go and I you know,
Speaker 5: I like it and uh but it's not like where
Speaker 5: I think to go, and so I forget. But when
Speaker 5: you go there, you're like pretty quickly reminded that in
Speaker 5: on the Sunset Strip there still are people in that
Speaker 5: culture and mode and you see the dudes, and they
Speaker 5: got fucking like spurs.
Speaker 1: On theirs.
Speaker 4: Because they got to go operate the mechanical hole at
Speaker 4: Saddle Ranch, right totally in character.
Speaker 5: That's the only way to get it to go faster
Speaker 5: is to dig your spurs into its uh you know
Speaker 5: whatever battery.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, they're walking around.
Speaker 5: They got like a handkerchief hanging out their back pocket,
Speaker 5: and they have a leather jacket and they have a
Speaker 5: shirt that says fucking you know, stiff little fingers and
Speaker 5: like long hair, and I just forgot, I just forget.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3: There's a really good the Motley Cruz story biopic or whatever.
Speaker 3: I think it's called Dirty or Dirty or something like that.
Speaker 3: It's on Netflix or something, and it's basically it's Nicky
Speaker 3: Six's memoir. They filmed it and there's a bunch of
Speaker 3: really great people and it's a delightful watch. And yes,
Speaker 3: and they spent They used to have an apartment that
Speaker 3: was right around the corner from the Roxy, and so
Speaker 3: they were always either at the Roxy or the Rainbow
Speaker 3: Room and doing shows at the Whiskey, Go go the Roxy,
Speaker 3: the Rainbow Room, but then their apartment, like they would
Speaker 3: finish the show literally walk across the street and the
Speaker 3: audience would come to their apartment and they would do
Speaker 3: drugs and party all night, and it was like. It
Speaker 3: just makes me think that we caught the tail end
Speaker 3: of that because I moved to LA in ninety four
Speaker 3: and there was still a little bit of Rainbow Room
Speaker 3: type of action that felt relevant.
Speaker 5: But it reminds me of when I used to have
Speaker 5: a studio studio apartment near Silver Lake Lounge. Yeah, all
Speaker 5: the wholess people from the Open Mic would come, eat my.
Speaker 1: Food and watch YouTube videos.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very similar scene, same vibe, same drugs.
Speaker 1: Interesting. Yeah, that's isn't that so funny?
Speaker 5: How like I don't know, I mean, I'm gonna say
Speaker 5: something that I guess is probably the exact same thing
Speaker 5: as you just said.
Speaker 1: Karen, I'm so sorry, But like a thing.
Speaker 5: We'll just like, yeah, we're all doing it over and
Speaker 5: over again on each other's shows.
Speaker 1: Something.
Speaker 5: There's like a moment right where something is huge and
Speaker 5: uh and then it just stays and you.
Speaker 1: Forget that it stays.
Speaker 5: But yeah, specifically that neighborhood is like that because all
Speaker 5: of those venues are still there. And I'll bet you
Speaker 5: that when that stuff was popular that it was the
Speaker 5: most fun ever being down there.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yes, for sure. Well, especially back then, I
Speaker 3: think people you do drugs at your table, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, like those bars, Like it was the
Speaker 3: whole vibe of the bar at the time was like
Speaker 3: rock stars get to party here and maybe you'll get
Speaker 3: into so you know, that's that whole vibe was very speaking,
Speaker 3: very specific.
Speaker 1: Dave. Do you remember when we were out to dinner
Speaker 1: and the guy we were with was doing drugs at
Speaker 1: the table? Oh yeah, yeah. The waiter came and it's
Speaker 1: just doing drugs.
Speaker 5: It was really funny too, because I think it's probably
Speaker 5: good for the sake of storytelling to not give many
Speaker 5: more details. I think we probably feel the same Chris, Okay,
Speaker 5: but still, but I think something that we're saying is
Speaker 5: that like still we Chris and I were it was
Speaker 5: what four years.
Speaker 1: Ago, five years ago, and this was the type of
Speaker 1: person where you.
Speaker 5: It's like an interesting story and it was so weird
Speaker 5: what happened that both Chris and I said no to
Speaker 5: doing coke. And now, at the time I didn't do drugs,
Speaker 5: and I don't think you did either, Chris, But like, well,
Speaker 5: it was maybe yeah you did. Okay, fine, but I
Speaker 5: like didn't at all. But it was such an interesting situation.
Speaker 5: There are there are elements that could have changed it
Speaker 5: and out of the story that would have made it
Speaker 5: be like, you know what, I'll do it because this
Speaker 5: is really interesting.
Speaker 1: But it was just so terrifying. It was just truly.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is like, we're two people that are not.
Speaker 5: Completely closed off to the idea of doing cocaine and
Speaker 5: we're sitting with a person who's famous and they start
Speaker 5: doing cocaine at the table and we were still like,
Speaker 5: oh no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: No, no way, no, we gotta get the fuck out
Speaker 1: of here. Dude. It was like legitimately, like this is awful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: hold on it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna guess who this is. I'm gonna guess who
Speaker 3: it is. It's somebody that wants to hang out with commas,
Speaker 3: which means is it a musician themselves?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean yeah, is it a it's one.
Speaker 3: Of those musicians that also thinks they're funny. Yeah, mom,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 1: It's Jessica Simpson.
Speaker 4: It was Jessica Simpson. Okay, good, thank you, And she
Speaker 4: wanted to do us well we were gonna do I
Speaker 4: we were both interested in possibly having comedy albums on
Speaker 4: a record label connects to this person. And then slowly
Speaker 4: we realized like they just thought we were going to
Speaker 4: run a label, and you and I don't know how
Speaker 4: to run a record label, so it just kind of
Speaker 4: fizzled out.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, totally. I don't know that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we That's not my expertise and I'm sure have
Speaker 4: any interest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that It's not a parallel to stand up
Speaker 3: comedy running a business.
Speaker 1: I'm actually going through.
Speaker 5: It's like pretty heavy right now, but it's been over
Speaker 5: the course of the past three years because Chris, like
Speaker 5: you said, I had that great show downtown.
Speaker 1: Holy fuck.
Speaker 5: I started that show when I was three months into
Speaker 5: stand up and really yeah, and I so I like
Speaker 5: my introduction into comedy and the like the world of
Speaker 5: making stuff in comedy was was.
Speaker 6: Sold out audiences, right that and producing that and and
Speaker 6: like and so yeah, I mean, I one of the
Speaker 6: reasons I ended that show was because people's context for
Speaker 6: me was not that I was a comedian, and that
Speaker 6: really bothered me.
Speaker 1: But now I've been.
Speaker 5: Running stuff and producing stuff because I just like kind
Speaker 5: of learned how and got good at it right away. Sure,
Speaker 5: And and now I'm I've been doing this however long,
Speaker 5: and it's been like a never ending battle to stop
Speaker 5: myself from saying yes to it, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: And it's really funny. I like, like we were just
Speaker 5: talking about I agreed to try to run a label
Speaker 5: and I was like, I don't want to do this,
Speaker 5: and uh, and I'm still doing it.
Speaker 1: It's I don't know. I guess I don't know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying right.
Speaker 3: There, there's can I say what you're saying? There must
Speaker 3: be something in you. First of all, it's a big
Speaker 3: accomplishment to make that adjustment and actually make it work.
Speaker 3: So once you're done with this series like Holy Fuck,
Speaker 3: where it really was a it was a huge show.
Speaker 3: People wanted to be on it. Whatever whatever you were doing,
Speaker 3: it was working. So when you're done with something like that,
Speaker 3: it's very smart of you to want to collect up
Speaker 3: all that experience and take that somewhere else totally, because
Speaker 3: you have to as a stand up comic. And for
Speaker 3: any stand up comics who are going to like move
Speaker 3: to LA or whatever, get yourself like three other potential jobs,
Speaker 3: because you're going to need them because being successful in
Speaker 3: stand up comedy is vague, rare. It never feels right,
Speaker 3: like the idea of you saying no one saw you
Speaker 3: as a comic, which I think that's probably a lot
Speaker 3: in your head, but like, you can do lots of
Speaker 3: things and still be a comic, and you should because
Speaker 3: you're going to need that money.
Speaker 1: One hundred percent.
Speaker 5: And you know what, I don't regret I really don't
Speaker 5: regret it any I like I did that I ran
Speaker 5: a storytelling show, I took a break for a minute,
Speaker 5: and then I started my show that I have now
Speaker 5: good heroin and I I like always produced podcasts and
Speaker 5: has sketch groups and stuff because of this exact thing
Speaker 5: you're saying, I like.
Speaker 1: Went on tour and booked my own tours.
Speaker 5: And I guess what I'm saying is I am now
Speaker 5: realizing that that was all positive and good and it
Speaker 5: all contributed to me being the comedian and person I
Speaker 5: am today. And yeah, I'm grateful for the skills and
Speaker 5: I'm sure that I will use some of them again,
Speaker 5: or maybe I'll fall back in love with one of
Speaker 5: those things. But I'm realizing now that it as hard
Speaker 5: as it is to learn things and how true it
Speaker 5: is that you have to do a million things to
Speaker 5: make it as a comedian. Also, dividing your focus is
Speaker 5: like makes it hard to master something, at least for
Speaker 5: me in the case of stand up. And so I'm
Speaker 5: now after years of doing that, realizing what I want
Speaker 5: to be is a comedian solely. That's my number one priority,
Speaker 5: and I have to take all this stuff off my plate.
Speaker 5: But I have built the habit of saying yes to
Speaker 5: everything and making everything on my own, so I just
Speaker 5: keep on taking projects and then I'm like fuck and
Speaker 5: I have to like take it off my plate. And
Speaker 5: it's like a weird process. That's the opposite of that.
Speaker 5: But I think it's also good because it's always learning,
Speaker 5: you know, And it really is, like, I don't know,
Speaker 5: if there are young comedians listening, I can't recommend this enough.
Speaker 5: Do everything, do all of it, and then you'll find
Speaker 5: out what you love and then get rid of the
Speaker 5: stuff you don't love. And that's what I'm going through
Speaker 5: right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Also, I think the only people who can really focus
Speaker 3: on stand up have rich dads. I mean, like truly,
Speaker 3: who are the people who can be like, you know what,
Speaker 3: right this is all I'm doing or whatever, unless you
Speaker 3: somehow get into the place where you're starting to headline
Speaker 3: theaters right until that time. That's the big lie of
Speaker 3: la sure is people pretending yes, that it's fine and
Speaker 3: they're not broken freaking out, or that they're not rich
Speaker 3: and everything is paid for.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's so true.
Speaker 4: And I had to teach myself to start saying no
Speaker 4: to things in the art world because I was always
Speaker 4: kind of supplementing my comedy career with doing art, and
Speaker 4: like you're talking, they would sometimes coincide. I was, oh,
Speaker 4: I can make my own posters or I but I
Speaker 4: us usually doing it for other people. And even though
Speaker 4: it's somehow related you are, it's two different doorways, and
Speaker 4: if you want to go through one, you're wasting time
Speaker 4: with the other, even if you enjoy it, Like I
Speaker 4: enjoy doing art and I used to do it for
Speaker 4: a living, but I do it less and less now
Speaker 4: because I feel like it's it just occupies my time.
Speaker 5: It's yeah, I mean there's limited there, just as limited time.
Speaker 5: I would say, they're ironically enough, lately has been even
Speaker 5: more limited time. I think is the reason I'm thinking
Speaker 5: of it, like we are all inside, and so we
Speaker 5: technically have more time, but I cannot manage the amount
Speaker 5: of things I used to manage anymore the way that
Speaker 5: I feel indoors.
Speaker 1: It's just true.
Speaker 5: I wish it weren't. I have the mental health concoction
Speaker 5: I have, and it just is. And I also the
Speaker 5: other reason I'm going through this is that I spent quarantine,
Speaker 5: you know. I mean, if you look at the Internet,
Speaker 5: everyone's happy and a fucking millionaire in our lives and
Speaker 5: they're all like I just know so many people that
Speaker 5: in quarantine got like ten thousand more followers, and like whatever,
Speaker 5: I don't know what they're doing.
Speaker 1: They twitched stream and all this shit. I did all
Speaker 1: of it. I like taught myself to stream for my house.
Speaker 1: I like, I like turned my home.
Speaker 5: I'm in this office now, but I had like a
Speaker 5: poster wall behind me so it looked artful behind me.
Speaker 5: And I was like, I had two podcasts going, and
Speaker 5: then I started a Patreon with another podcast on it,
Speaker 5: and I was just doing all this stuff, making videos
Speaker 5: out of my room, and I was never happy for
Speaker 5: a moment, like surely, like not.
Speaker 1: Even for a second.
Speaker 5: And the sick irony of all that is that when
Speaker 5: we started to come out of Quarantine, was I like left,
Speaker 5: I went to like one open.
Speaker 1: Mic and I was like, whoa, I hate all of
Speaker 1: that and I just stopped doing it. Yeah and uh
Speaker 1: and I and yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 5: It's I'm in this strange place now where I really
Speaker 5: I have this similar frustration with with La Karen.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 5: Well, I guess I should say I have a frustration
Speaker 5: with La that you just punctuated with that just very
Speaker 5: real fact no one says and uh.
Speaker 1: And so while it's true I'm not rich.
Speaker 5: Uh, I do have a little bit of income from
Speaker 5: comedy for the first time ever, which is which is nice.
Speaker 5: I have like some money coming in from serious from
Speaker 5: my albums, which is good, right, And so that makes
Speaker 5: it a little easier.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 5: And that's probably what makes me think this. But I like, really,
Speaker 5: as much as I'm not a rich kid and I
Speaker 5: don't have someone bankrolling my life or career, and I've
Speaker 5: been terrified most of the time I've been a comedian,
Speaker 5: I also am like so over doing the things I
Speaker 5: don't want to do. I don't know if it's that
Speaker 5: Quarantine really made it clear in my mind, but like
Speaker 5: the stuff in comedy that I don't like to do
Speaker 5: makes me feel so bad. I just don't think it's
Speaker 5: worth it anymore. And I include Twitter in that list.
Speaker 5: I can't stand it.
Speaker 1: And I don't know.
Speaker 5: The dialogue around comedy, like five or six years ago,
Speaker 5: was you gotta do all of it. You gotta every comedian,
Speaker 5: you gotta, you gotta do you stand up every day,
Speaker 5: you gotta have a sketch group, you gotta have a podcast,
Speaker 5: you got a Patreon, Twitter, Instagram, you.
Speaker 1: Gotta dance, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: It's and so I did all of it, and I
Speaker 5: got to a certain level of experience or being good
Speaker 5: at each of them.
Speaker 1: Some of them I was actually good at some of them.
Speaker 1: I faked it, and and then it just turns out
Speaker 1: that I just I don't know.
Speaker 5: I just don't know if it's beneficial to your career
Speaker 5: to do a thing that gets you slowly gets you
Speaker 5: ten thousand followers of course of five years, but also
Speaker 5: simultaneously slowly chips away at your sense of well being.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know, man, I think
Speaker 1: we might be doing it wrong.
Speaker 4: Is that why you said on Twitter? Haven't you just
Speaker 4: every day I've been typing what day is it?
Speaker 1: What day is it?
Speaker 5: I have a bought programmed to tweet what day is it?
Speaker 5: Every day at twelve fifteen pm. And and I also
Speaker 5: I have a podcast that that is honestly that I
Speaker 5: love so much, and so I'll dip into my Twitter
Speaker 5: and I'll use it to promote the podcast. But that's
Speaker 5: really it generally, and then I go back and delete.
Speaker 5: I also deleted all of my tweets except for like
Speaker 5: five and then so it's just what day is it?
Speaker 1: And you can look back. It's been going for two
Speaker 1: or three years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but don't you think it's changing? Like I
Speaker 3: can't be on I can barely be on Twitter anymore.
Speaker 3: I've changed. I'm following like weird astrology accounts and then
Speaker 3: like four people that.
Speaker 1: Are actually because you were.
Speaker 4: There was a time, Karen, where you were looking at
Speaker 4: Twitter every hour, Like I remember, you were way into
Speaker 4: it to where I, oh, I'm going to get into it.
Speaker 1: We used to call you Twitter kill garif no breaks.
Speaker 4: My heart, closed doors and you just opened that door
Speaker 4: day in fairness, if you open that door, you got
Speaker 4: any dish jet.
Speaker 1: It in fairness, you did perform as a rapper under
Speaker 1: that name, yeah, Karen, and how you used to do Karen.
Speaker 3: I used to say, my name is Twitter Karen, and
Speaker 3: I'm here.
Speaker 1: To tweet wow, jka. I don't tweet that. I delete.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: That's when Dave comes in, because we're actually we're going
Speaker 3: to be a rap trio totally. We'll work on it
Speaker 3: and figured it up by the end, Twitter Karen.
Speaker 1: And delete Dave. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: But I think the everything is changing because you're right.
Speaker 3: It's like the context of the world is changing so
Speaker 3: dramatically that doing the thing we did five years ago
Speaker 3: makes no fucking sense and the kind of cognitive dissonance
Speaker 3: it creates by pretending everything's fine and pretending like every
Speaker 3: time I write a joke that's just a plain joke
Speaker 3: and I post it, for the first thing I think
Speaker 3: is I think I've already tweeted this. But then I
Speaker 3: also just go, who cares? Like this is the emptiest thing.
Speaker 3: In a world where we literally have Nazis on the street,
Speaker 3: there is real issues like on the ground in front
Speaker 3: of us homeless encampments, like shit falling straight up apart,
Speaker 3: and you're up here going like a duck walked into
Speaker 3: a doctor it's just like more.
Speaker 4: I've done stand up lately, and I've been doing it
Speaker 4: a lot. People want to hear those duck jokes. I
Speaker 4: actually don't want to hear you're so funny in the
Speaker 4: street joke. They know they don't even though they're funny.
Speaker 4: It seems like there's pressure to do it, you have
Speaker 4: to do it so well.
Speaker 5: I will say, I think that both of those feelings
Speaker 5: are like valid and worth holding on too, because I
Speaker 5: feel the exact same thing.
Speaker 1: I feel like it is weird too to pursue or like.
Speaker 5: Chase after something that is selfish in this like fucked
Speaker 5: up world, right right, But at the exact same time, yeah, so.
Speaker 1: You you can.
Speaker 5: All you're doing, you're gonna live, You're still living. All
Speaker 5: you can do is try to put positivity in the world.
Speaker 5: And so I actually like agree, I am similarly not
Speaker 5: really writing, but I know that this is just for me.
Speaker 5: It's I'm not really writing and performing jokes that are
Speaker 5: challenging people politically for this reason, Chris. But at the
Speaker 5: exact same time, I think, Karen that like, I just
Speaker 5: couldn't agree more, and I think it's like I think,
Speaker 5: for that reason, you gotta only do what actually matters
Speaker 5: to you, Right, That's the thing is that we're out
Speaker 5: here doing stuff that didn't entirely matter to us. And
Speaker 5: I think if you're out here doing stand up and
Speaker 5: you don't really love it.
Speaker 1: Then like I don't know.
Speaker 5: I mean, like, I'm not gonna tell you not to
Speaker 5: do something in your life. Do whatever you want, but
Speaker 5: like it's not gonna make you happy, and it might make.
Speaker 1: The world worse.
Speaker 4: You know, a lot of those people are gone. It's
Speaker 4: weird how often like the improv is giving me, They're like,
Speaker 4: you want to do it this week too? I'm like,
Speaker 4: where is everybody that used to be in They were
Speaker 4: comfortably an obstacle in my career and now it's all
Speaker 4: open and I'm and I don't think I'm good at it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I gotta give know now I'm still relearning.
Speaker 1: Can you book someone else?
Speaker 4: They moved away to become a lobbyist, and I'm not,
Speaker 4: you know, everyone went.
Speaker 1: To be a lobbyist.
Speaker 3: No, it's a weird time. But also I think that
Speaker 3: to your earlier point, Dave, the idea that doing things
Speaker 3: because you're you think you're supposed to, that's a very
Speaker 3: stand up comedy culture mindset. It's you heard other people
Speaker 3: talking about it one night at a show, and so
Speaker 3: you also have to get on ELL. Like remember that
Speaker 3: shit where everyone's like, you have to get on LLO,
Speaker 3: that's the newest thing. And I remember being like, well,
Speaker 3: I simply don't care, so I'm not going to get
Speaker 3: on LLO. But all these people like here I am
Speaker 3: over on Ello. No one went over and everyone realized, oh,
Speaker 3: these things aren't You're not going to get or lose
Speaker 3: anything for not being on another fucking platform. That's marketing,
Speaker 3: and that's basically you being persuaded by marketing in a
Speaker 3: lot of ways, and you're making decisions not based on
Speaker 3: what you want to do or what inspires you or
Speaker 3: what you have an idea for, but to compete it
Speaker 3: with the fear that you might fall behind. Right. It
Speaker 3: never works.
Speaker 1: Right now, I will say that four days ago I
Speaker 1: did get on TikTok, and I just I just did it.
Speaker 5: Now here's the only thing I will say in my defense,
Speaker 5: because I do just agree. And for forever I was like,
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna get a TikTok.
Speaker 1: I hate it.
Speaker 5: I don't want to be on more social media. And
Speaker 5: then I was just like yeah, but what if it
Speaker 5: actually does happen to help? So here's what I'm doing.
Speaker 5: I have a bunch of clips that I'd made for Instagram.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna put them up and uh, if I don't
Speaker 5: have a bunch of followers in a month, I'm gonna
Speaker 5: delete my account.
Speaker 1: And I like really mean that, I really.
Speaker 5: Think, like because I hate I do hate it, but
Speaker 5: if it if all I have to do is upload
Speaker 5: things I've already made and I get followers, Like, who cares,
Speaker 5: I'll do that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, tell the benefit not to be nerdy, But
Speaker 4: the benefit of TikTok is people can grab anything you
Speaker 4: post and post it anywhere. It's not guarding it from
Speaker 4: everyone like Instagram's like yeah, you can share it among
Speaker 4: star group. But that's what I realized about TikTok is
Speaker 4: you can put something up there and then other people
Speaker 4: share it in other places. So I'm on there too,
Speaker 4: But I haven't done any dancing or lip syncing.
Speaker 1: We'll get more where.
Speaker 3: That's where the real money is. You got to learn
Speaker 3: those dances.
Speaker 4: But you know what, I've gone on there and gone
Speaker 4: down this wormhole of people, you know, putting their filter
Speaker 4: of their mouth on their cat and they lip sync
Speaker 4: oh mama oha, And I watched a bunch a bunch
Speaker 4: of them in a row and my day was better
Speaker 4: because sure, uh and uh, it's what I'm going to
Speaker 4: do right after we're done recording.
Speaker 3: But I'm Yeah, my sister's big into TikTok because my niece,
Speaker 3: who is fourteen, has beginning to TikTok and she my So,
Speaker 3: my sister sends me tiktoks that she loves. And there's
Speaker 3: an account called Korean Dad and it's a guy talking
Speaker 3: into the camera. He's your nice Korean dad. So he goes,
Speaker 3: come over here, do you want to eat a sandwich?
Speaker 3: And he like he talks to you as if you're
Speaker 3: his child, and he's really supportive and he's really nice,
Speaker 3: and he is like he's always like encouraging you to
Speaker 3: share your feelings and telling you you're great and that
Speaker 3: if you had a heart, you're gonna have a great
Speaker 3: day tomorrow. It's one of the cutest things I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: And it really does feel like there are people who
Speaker 3: get that, there are people who are answering that call
Speaker 3: of weird in unprecedented times that that's really fucking with
Speaker 3: almost everybody's head and what can you do that isn't
Speaker 3: just self serving but actually is kind of like there's
Speaker 3: a little bit of give back. Yeah, and it's great.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's a beautiful thing to see.
Speaker 1: There is a certain corner of TikTok. My friend Justin
Speaker 1: sent me this series of videos that was two like
Speaker 1: aggressive dudes, just like stoneface looking into the camera and
Speaker 1: you're like, Okay, this is gonna be some macho shit.
Speaker 1: But they're just like, what do you have said about man?
Speaker 1: She dumped you. That sucks.
Speaker 7: You don't need her, but not like in a negative way,
Speaker 7: not against her. You You're gonna be okay, just bring
Speaker 7: some positivity into your life. It's these two dudes just
Speaker 7: like yelling and they're all like, focus on yourself.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be all right. You have love.
Speaker 4: And there's this like whole are exceedingly muscular, because otherwise
Speaker 4: I'm not listening.
Speaker 5: They are muscular, and they seem angry. Okay, maybe it
Speaker 5: was they're saying positive things.
Speaker 1: Yeah I like that. Yeah that is great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the new way culturally. Yeah, there is a
Speaker 3: positivity wave that's happened. It's that we call it the
Speaker 3: ted lasso effect at my company, but because because everyone is,
Speaker 3: we've spent the past five years being super fucking stressed
Speaker 3: and scared for our lives many people, you know, to
Speaker 3: gradient degrees, but in a way that we never had
Speaker 3: to deal with before.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So it's just like you don't realize, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, Yeah, I like to have fun. You know what's
Speaker 1: funny is you just watch me. I don't know how
Speaker 1: long are we talking about that?
Speaker 5: I do, I'm fun. I'm a fun guy. How that
Speaker 5: was twenty minutes or fifteen or whatever? And me being
Speaker 5: real fired up? I get so mad is what you're
Speaker 5: talking about?
Speaker 1: Kill? But I don't you have a fever? Buddy?
Speaker 5: Well there's that too, But I also I was just
Speaker 5: doing it to lead into saying I'm not doing stand
Speaker 5: up about it for that reason. It's not funny to me.
Speaker 5: And you know what, I'll like, I know that some
Speaker 5: people do, like Will Weldon's perfect example, Like he gets
Speaker 5: so fired up and he just gets funnier and funnier.
Speaker 1: I just get mad. I start crying, you know.
Speaker 5: The crowds like you see all right, And I go
Speaker 5: up there and I talk about poop or Starbucks or whatever,
Speaker 5: and we all forget about it for a half an hour.
Speaker 5: And those things I rap about pod Yeah, the Starbucks
Speaker 5: poop conservationist rapper. I know why they call you Doc Brown.
Speaker 4: Now, yeah, there it is there it is, dude, I
Speaker 4: will hire you. Also, I showed a bunch of my
Speaker 4: friends here. You just made all those sports mascot I
Speaker 4: hope their shirts that hy I hate you dad?
Speaker 1: Or or yeah, what are some of the I just
Speaker 1: can people buy those?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, there's a website. It's www dot emo, dot
Speaker 5: football and I so I found a sports logo design
Speaker 5: generator online and uh and I was like messing around
Speaker 5: with it and I started making a bunch of designs
Speaker 5: and people wanted shirts, and so I'm selling them. They're
Speaker 5: also if you want to make your own, there's a
Speaker 5: link to the generator on the site. I felt weird
Speaker 5: about it so because literally the generator does a lot
Speaker 5: of the work.
Speaker 1: And so I was like, is this okay to sell?
Speaker 1: But whatever, I don't know. It's apparently I own all.
Speaker 3: It's okay to sell if people want to buy. Sorry,
Speaker 3: I'm a capitalist. Well yeah that means to you commies.
Speaker 1: It's generating it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's generating I edited, and yeah, but I because
Speaker 5: it's doing some of the work I didn't feel good
Speaker 5: about unless I posted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are some of them?
Speaker 4: I'm not thinking of good ones like I'm sad and
Speaker 4: it's just a beaver with a helmet, like, but.
Speaker 1: They all look like honestly, that's not that far off
Speaker 1: from what mine are.
Speaker 3: Like.
Speaker 5: There's one that's like a football, like a football player
Speaker 5: in about to like the play is about to start, stance,
Speaker 5: and it says, do you know a good therapist? Yeah,
Speaker 5: stuff like that, they're great. There's a baseball logo of
Speaker 5: a guy about to hit a.
Speaker 1: Ball and it just says help. It's like stuff like that.
Speaker 4: All of my friends were interested because they're all skateboarders
Speaker 4: and they they're not a team sports. Oh yeah, but
Speaker 4: yeah they it's a funny thing that you did.
Speaker 3: Also imagine if someone wore one of those shirts to like,
Speaker 3: say a professional football game, and people in the crowd
Speaker 3: saw it and then we're like, I do need help,
Speaker 3: and it really actually led people get help in some way,
Speaker 3: I hope, So I really think, so, yeah, thank you,
Speaker 3: then you earn that money.
Speaker 1: Man. I am a fun guy, you know what. I
Speaker 1: a beaver wearing a helmet. I do know a good therapist. Wow, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was a good therapist all along.
Speaker 4: Just conversation starters to conversations that will lead nowhere that
Speaker 4: you wish you weren't in.
Speaker 1: But still get the shirts.
Speaker 5: I will say, there are so there's the there's a
Speaker 5: lot of them that are just jokes about mental health.
Speaker 5: But then there are are a couple that say one
Speaker 5: of them just says eat ship.
Speaker 1: It's like, uh, it looks like a it's just like
Speaker 1: it looks like the.
Speaker 5: Blue Jays logo, but it just is each ship instead.
Speaker 5: And then there's one that's a fuck you idiot, and
Speaker 5: there's like a hot dog and I just want to
Speaker 5: point out, oh yeah, I want that one. There are
Speaker 5: the each ship. One is very funny to me because
Speaker 5: that one is one of the ones that has sold
Speaker 5: a bunch, but it is the only one that of
Speaker 5: all the genders of people that buy, which it is
Speaker 5: across it is like the gamut of genders will shop
Speaker 5: from the Emo Football Store, only men by each ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's uh and it's kind of a it's just
Speaker 1: a dude thing to say.
Speaker 3: Yeah and yeah, like as a girl, you can't wear
Speaker 3: a shirt around that says eat ship, because then you'll
Speaker 3: the guys that will talk to you. Oh yeah, they'll
Speaker 3: they'll be ship, They'll be cope is it co prophilia,
Speaker 3: They'll be they'll have interest that you that maybe you
Speaker 3: don't want to be drawing to you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, eat ship too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, you love eating ships?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Great, come hither, scat men. Just open the scatman doors.
Speaker 3: I think we started we open this podcast with the
Speaker 3: scatman doors, and now we're closing it with the scatmander.
Speaker 4: You know what if we're nothing if not consistent.
Speaker 1: Yes, I love foo true, I love shitting who yeah true?
Speaker 1: What a both?
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: What? Every dave?
Speaker 1: So you have your.
Speaker 3: Hot dogs telling you to off shirts that. Is there
Speaker 3: anything else you want to plug before you go? And
Speaker 3: is there anything else you want to talk about?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean I have a podcast called what's it called?
Speaker 1: And uh, it's just my favorite thing. We have so
Speaker 1: much fun.
Speaker 5: I would love it if you listen to it. It's
Speaker 5: the website is what's it called? Dot rodeo?
Speaker 1: And it's honestly, there's no theme. I have no way
Speaker 1: to sell it to you if you thought I was funny.
Speaker 1: You might like it.
Speaker 5: It's called what's it called? My friend Caleb signing and
Speaker 5: I we don't know what our podcast is called, and
Speaker 5: that's what we we'st and I were doing that the
Speaker 5: first couple episodes. Yeah, yeah, and now you know how
Speaker 5: we came up with the name. Yeah, it's a lot
Speaker 5: of fun. My website is Dave Twothorross dot com da
Speaker 5: ve E t O T H E r O s
Speaker 5: S dot com. And I have, like I have an
Speaker 5: album and merch and I have my podcast and some
Speaker 5: other stuff and some of it costs money and some
Speaker 5: of it's free, and like looking at any of it
Speaker 5: is great.
Speaker 1: Truly, I don't know.
Speaker 5: We're all broke. I can't ask for money. But if
Speaker 5: you want to share it or watch or listening to that.
Speaker 3: Shit, you know, Yeah, people go on there and then
Speaker 3: they they've they're interested if there's things things you've created,
Speaker 3: things things you've made, and they're willing to spend that money.
Speaker 3: And that's up to that totally. Yes, what it's all about.
Speaker 3: That's what my capitalist society that I am promoting, it's all.
Speaker 4: About, don't yes, Dave, do not apologize for soliciting or
Speaker 4: wheares yeah, never, yeah, which I do every single time
Speaker 4: I come on this podcast.
Speaker 1: We ask for it. Though it's called the plug section,
Speaker 1: no truly plug section.
Speaker 5: It's what we do, and there's something about it where
Speaker 5: every time I do a podcast, I'm like, I'm sorry
Speaker 5: that I'm doing the thing I came here to do.
Speaker 3: That every other comic does on every other podcast.
Speaker 5: I also do want to ask you all to please
Speaker 5: register Republican and vote for Republicans because I am a
Speaker 5: Republican and I love money man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Dave, that's that was surprising.
Speaker 1: I just like the politicians really.
Speaker 3: Them as people. Yeah, yeah, they have good vibes. They
Speaker 3: have good vibes, yes, people.
Speaker 4: So it's funny to go the times I've been in Washington,
Speaker 4: d C. Though, and you do see like young lobbyists,
Speaker 4: like political people. They're everywhere next to those buildings from
Speaker 4: Our Money and Forrest Gump, and they don't. They look
Speaker 4: the opposite of powerful. They You'll just see some kid
Speaker 4: that's trying to end abortion. He's got his suspenders and
Speaker 4: there's just his shoes are mass and he's got mustard
Speaker 4: on his pants, and it's like, should I have gotten
Speaker 4: into politics? These guys are nerds man.
Speaker 1: I feel like they're the next wave. Like you know,
Speaker 1: there's like the is Ayatzi striking yet or.
Speaker 3: They haven't declared the strike yet as far as I know, So.
Speaker 5: That's happening, and all these stories are being shared about
Speaker 5: like horrible working conditions on set today. I learned it
Speaker 5: today and obviously support AYATSI like please, And I feel
Speaker 5: like the political world is next everything I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like all their assistants are just treated like shit.
Speaker 5: They like make them work NonStop all the time, you
Speaker 5: know what I mean, Like they all Yeah, the DC
Speaker 5: is a city of twenty two year olds getting coffee
Speaker 5: twenty four hours a day.
Speaker 4: Yeah that maybe that's why saying that's I don't even
Speaker 4: know what my point was, but I was looking around, like, God,
Speaker 4: all these guys are young kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like interns. And well it's the same kind
Speaker 3: of power system that's in Hollywood, where it's just like, well,
Speaker 3: if you want to work for this guy and you
Speaker 3: want to be up there someday, then you got to
Speaker 3: put in the bood and carry this palette of water.
Speaker 3: All the same.
Speaker 1: There's millions of you, So it's okay. For us to
Speaker 1: abuse you, which is changing.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's the thing, is like, here's the thing.
Speaker 3: Gen Z ain't having it and it's beautiful and they're
Speaker 3: fucking banding together on social media and being like, go
Speaker 3: suck your own dick please, sir.
Speaker 1: That's one of Dave's shirts.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, oh my god, well you put god, what
Speaker 3: would I like? I guess like a fighting I guess
Speaker 3: fighting Irish would be funny, and then it would say
Speaker 3: go please suck your own dick, sir.
Speaker 5: Sure, if you want to hang out for just a moment,
Speaker 5: I could probably bang that out really yeah, oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you would absolutely love to watch We'd love to
Speaker 3: watch you work. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like that one, but it's the hot Dog. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know the artists, Chris, I would love for
Speaker 3: this to be a collab like we do with Wrap. So, Dave,
Speaker 3: do you have the time to show us two styles? Sure?
Speaker 1: Absolutely absolutely do. You're generating this as we speak.
Speaker 3: As we speak freshly, I'm logging in right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on ship.
Speaker 3: This is art in action, guys. This is what what
Speaker 3: people get into the arts for this electric feeling.
Speaker 4: And you know what a lot of you think art
Speaker 4: has to be seen, but it can be described. Yes,
Speaker 4: and we're going to describe the process and describe the
Speaker 4: saying of it through audio.
Speaker 3: There we ship, we're about to We're about to see it.
Speaker 1: I like, oh, I know what I need to do.
Speaker 1: So when iris laundry logo, I like that one.
Speaker 3: Was it that you wanted to to say, suck your
Speaker 3: own dick, please, sir?
Speaker 1: Is that what it was, Chris? But then it's a
Speaker 1: hot hug, suck your own dick, please, sir? Generating, it's generating.
Speaker 3: I'm in there.
Speaker 1: I did not put a comment in the It's okay,
Speaker 1: uh the hot dog? They have different hot dogs, so
Speaker 1: I feel like this is okay, let's just go through
Speaker 1: cho Yeah, I mean that hot dog is dabb and
Speaker 1: I don't really like that western font that doesn't know.
Speaker 1: I don't like his Derby hat. Oh there we go.
Speaker 3: I like how small the Derby hat is though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, now that's pretty funny.
Speaker 5: I do need I want like a taller hot dog.
Speaker 5: I always want a taller hot dog.
Speaker 3: And also that hot dog is yellow, which I find disturbing.
Speaker 4: Is there?
Speaker 1: I agree? So absolutely I can so. Yeah, it's an
Speaker 1: accent category. I'm seeing the hat as a blue hat.
Speaker 1: And uh, if you're not looking at the logo, we
Speaker 1: have reached the point where we have a hot dog.
Speaker 5: The hot dog is dabbing. It's a yellow hot dog
Speaker 5: wearing a blue bowler hat. And it says suck your
Speaker 5: own dick, please sir. And if you were looking at
Speaker 5: a shirt that said the Baltimore Ravens, suck your own
Speaker 5: dick is Baltimore and please sir is Ravens.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's accurate. Yeah, but both are impact
Speaker 1: font if I'm not mistaken. And now you can see
Speaker 1: the yellow mustard.
Speaker 3: He has mustard on.
Speaker 1: Oh god, well, yeah, I feel like that's done. I
Speaker 1: just feel like that's done for the new merch Dave.
Speaker 3: Yeah awesome. Is there any way you can put do
Speaker 3: you need a ride? On there somewhere? Just keep it
Speaker 3: really tiny along the side of the bun.
Speaker 1: Oh sure, I mean we can also just do this.
Speaker 1: I feel like this is uh also pretty good. Uh.
Speaker 1: Now it just says do you need a ride?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's rad.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 5: Let's see what happens when I type in Chris, Oh,
Speaker 5: there's a lot of Santa Yeah, sure, and like angry Santas,
Speaker 5: like why is.
Speaker 3: This the fighting Santas?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the fight yes, because yeah, they're all supposed to be.
Speaker 3: Yeah, these are all there's our Christmas merchant.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's beautiful.
Speaker 3: Dave you you know what, Dave, you just got the
Speaker 3: job as our new graphic design.
Speaker 1: Wonderful. Thank you. I would love to I really am
Speaker 1: the drunk shitty Santas. I love it.
Speaker 3: Fuck, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: This that's why. Oh god, this is an amazing app.
Speaker 3: This is a great way to spend time.
Speaker 1: A ripped Santa. Yeah, oh my god, that's.
Speaker 3: Like a Chippendale Santa.
Speaker 4: This app is insane. I can't believe someone made. It's crazy,
Speaker 4: all of these crazy, man.
Speaker 3: It's really but there's something about it. It feels a
Speaker 3: little bit like a visual chat roulette, where you wait,
Speaker 3: we watched Dave types. Then these kind of bubbles come
Speaker 3: up to let us know that it's processing, and then
Speaker 3: you wait like it's a Vegas slot machine and for
Speaker 3: the picture to come up. It's so hilarious.
Speaker 4: If it's called place it dot net and you go
Speaker 4: ahead and make your own shirts, the art is amazing.
Speaker 4: I'm actually really impressed with this technology totally.
Speaker 1: It's it's mind blowing. That it's a generator. That's just
Speaker 1: like a tool you can use.
Speaker 4: And I hope we're doing a good job of verbally
Speaker 4: explaining the visuals.
Speaker 1: Well, I like that. See, at least he's cute.
Speaker 3: Can I just say that this is just a cute
Speaker 3: little teddy bear holding a bat And that should be
Speaker 3: the one that says, please suck your own.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, please, I like it when you flip it.
Speaker 3: It's about contrast always, it's about contrasts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's going to be a cute little bear saying that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: yeah the movie ted.
Speaker 3: Let me put the comment in for me.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Yeah, it's all.
Speaker 3: For anybody that you know wants to use Dave as
Speaker 3: a graphic designer, which I don't think that's anything he's
Speaker 3: interested in doing. But I will say he's great in
Speaker 3: the notes process. He listens, Yeah, here's what you say,
Speaker 3: and he interprets you correctly.
Speaker 4: Or go to the website I mentioned earlier and do
Speaker 4: it yourself. Not to take away from how.
Speaker 1: Good you're at. You really know how to navigate the.
Speaker 3: Site, but you literally are oh, yes, all right, well y'all.
Speaker 1: I mean more in the show video.
Speaker 3: No I don't, Well, guys, I'm done I am going
Speaker 3: to play.
Speaker 4: When we're done, I'm going to go to place dot
Speaker 4: net I'm amazed with.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5: I said that reflexively because we've been narrating video for
Speaker 5: so long.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this could definitely be deadly content for sure. Chris,
Speaker 3: do you have anything you want to plug?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 3: You only have a plug here there.
Speaker 4: I don't, but I will soon. I'm going on tour
Speaker 4: in the new year. It starts with Texas, a little
Speaker 4: Montana and some Saint Louis. But I don't have the
Speaker 4: details yet, but it's going to be great.
Speaker 1: Love it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, congratulations o things. Yeah, and I'm just going to
Speaker 3: mention we were on a three month break over Chris
Speaker 3: over summertime, but my favorite murder is back. In case
Speaker 3: you didn't know that we were on such a long vacation.
Speaker 3: I think people were like, I think they quit. So
Speaker 3: we're back.
Speaker 1: We're back now, that's great. That's great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Dave, thank you, happy birthday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, give me that us so much. Thank you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm on the.
Speaker 3: Man, carry yourself and nice to see you.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, see too.
Speaker 5: And also I think I read I successfully wrapped up
Speaker 5: the Happy Bear, whose team is suck your own dick please, sir.
Speaker 4: I'll of course a baby blue shirt. Yes, yes, that
Speaker 4: looks perfect. That's going to be a nice visual, if
Speaker 4: not just for the promotion of this episode you've been
Speaker 4: listening to Do you need a ride? D y n
Speaker 4: suck your own dick? Please shirt a r.
Speaker 1: I are you.
Speaker 3: Wanna way back home?
Speaker 1: Either way we want to be there.
Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim, and give us
Speaker 3: time and a termino and gay. We want to send you.
Speaker 1: Off in style.
Speaker 2: Do you want to welcome you back home?
Speaker 3: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine?
Speaker 2: Malcorn?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 5: To ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need.
Speaker 3: A little, a little, a little.
Speaker 2: With Karen and Cress. Yeah,