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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be.

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Speaker 2: Do you wanna welcome you back home?

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Speaker 3: Tell us all about it? We scared her?

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Speaker 4: Was it fine? Malcorn?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: Do you need.

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Speaker 2: Ned with Karen and Chris.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgareth. We

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Speaker 4: used a different cadence this week.

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Speaker 3: Mine was extra loud and flat.

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Speaker 1: And mine was morning Newsy.

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Speaker 3: We're talented in ways you've never experienced, even though you've

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Speaker 3: been listening to this podcast for nine years.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you think you've heard all of our characters, but.

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Speaker 3: You haven't heard shit.

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Speaker 1: You don't know shit.

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Speaker 3: You don't know shit about us. Chris right now, guys,

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Speaker 3: because this is a podcast, so let's paint a word picture.

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Speaker 1: We have to describe it using words.

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Speaker 3: Chris has he's using his earphones as a headband, which

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Speaker 3: is always appealing to me because he has kind of

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Speaker 3: I would say early nineties college girl hair. Yeah, but

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Speaker 3: he's also wearing a pair of readers that have no frames. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and it's a look that it's different than skateboard Chris.

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Speaker 3: And it's different than comedy Chris. And it's different than

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Speaker 3: christmasweater Chris. It's a whole new character.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right.

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Speaker 4: I do have a lot of different mes, right, This one,

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Speaker 4: Yeah is like we were saying before, a bit of

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Speaker 4: a college professor. And my eyebrows match that. My eyebrows

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Speaker 4: have become very out of control, like any professor Y

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got the whole thing. I just need to

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Speaker 4: get a corduroy corduroy sport coat.

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Speaker 3: And some nosehair and just get it. Get lecture in

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Speaker 3: I am. Do you pluck your nose hair, Karen? Well,

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Speaker 3: I do any number of things. I have the highly

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Speaker 3: unfortunate life of having of being black Irish, so I

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Speaker 4: So when I said right, I'm not agreen because I've

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Speaker 3: I know what you're saying, because you empathize with life's plates.

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Speaker 4: I'm just I can't believe how much pain is involved

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Speaker 1: Very well. But I cannot pluck my own notes hair.

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Speaker 4: I'll let it grow, i'll trim it, but I plucking

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Speaker 3: We don't have the option. I know it's unacceptable for

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Speaker 3: Yes we can. I believe we can do anything we want.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm going to start waxing my notes. That won't

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Speaker 3: Well, you should be doing it that. You should be

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Speaker 4: So now, not to be graphic, but and we'll bring

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Speaker 4: He's dozing right now. I'm looking at the video of

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Speaker 4: a minute. You could you keep that mouth shut? We

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Speaker 3: Shut your mouth.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to start waxing myself and that includes my

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Speaker 1: And this is funny. It's not for a photo shoot.

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Speaker 4: Okay, now that's all right, But yes, you can also

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Speaker 4: I'm out of that world. I don't do it anymore.

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Speaker 4: We've had multiple guests, our first guest today today, the

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Speaker 4: first one. Yes, I first met him when he hosted

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Speaker 4: We almost had a record label together that we'll talk about.

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Speaker 3: And yesterday was his birthday. Yesterday, Well welcome, yes, mister

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Speaker 5: Everyone, Hello, everyone, it's nice to finally fucking be here. Birthday,

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Speaker 3: We build the suspense, we build the tensions. So you

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Speaker 1: It was like six minutes I perfect material, It's true,

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, I'm furious about it.

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Speaker 1: No, thank you so much for having me. I love

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Speaker 1: Yesterday it was my birthday. How was it. Yeah, I'm sick,

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Speaker 1: Gonna make you a cake. I didn't ask.

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Speaker 1: You a cake and The cake was just a jet

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Speaker 1: black cake that said fuck you Dave Black. Yeah, jet black.

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Speaker 1: It was like Oreo cookie frosting and then it would

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Speaker 1: I saw that cake and I loved that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah right, it was you didn't give her you that's you.

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Speaker 4: Gotta let people know what you want to totally cake.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. On any if you have a cake made.

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Speaker 4: they're gonna put fuck you if you don't tell them exactly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, totally. God. I wish raps were like that. What

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Speaker 1: Am I being grumpy?

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Speaker 1: Have you, Dave or Karen ever had a surprise people?

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Speaker 4: Where people hide and they jump out and say happy birthday.

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Speaker 3: It just happens overnight. Suddenly you're just old.

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Speaker 1: You just die. You have fortieth birthday party and you

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Speaker 4: Immediately, you collapse, and on top of everything, you suddenly

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Speaker 4: Please you see me roll up in my Dolorean. But

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Speaker 4: I stop intererupting. I'm in the middle of my song.

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Speaker 4: I feel like for a song to call, waiting song

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Speaker 4: Like this, interrupting, getting all filled with dishes for you

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, Christmas, and that's the end of the show.

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Speaker 1: I said, that's the end of the show. I'm back.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know that was nice.

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Speaker 4: It's just when it comes into your hand you say

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Speaker 1: I'm so upset you made me do that, Karen.

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Speaker 3: You loved everything. I wouldn't stop.

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Speaker 4: I was excited, and then I just didn't do as

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Speaker 4: One time I had a freestyle wrap at a venue.

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Speaker 4: I said, my name is Chris and I'm here to

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Speaker 1: Please take this away and I handed the microway that

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Speaker 4: I went very well, was well recived. Yeah, it seems

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Speaker 3: One time I saw Josh Andandrowski at what was the show?

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Speaker 1: Like it was just machine gun Kelly.

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Speaker 3: Just machine gun Kelly was standing what, waiting for his

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how he's got started, not discovered. That's so funny.

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Speaker 1: And Josh was like, I'm gonna give you a million dollars. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Josh, who I think is like a lobbyist.

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Speaker 3: The industry.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he's an ebron guy and I know's gone.

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Speaker 3: But he he's kind of hippy, but now absolutely is.

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Speaker 3: Um no, he is.

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Speaker 5: He is like a political activist and I guess he

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Speaker 4: And uh, you know, I mean he moved away or

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Speaker 1: You know there's a plan B.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it goes comedian and that's the most important job,

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Speaker 1: And I just don't know what the word for it is.

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Speaker 3: Everyone everyone at the same time. This is the zoomiest,

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00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:30,240
Speaker 3: the zoomiest of conversations. But Chris just I was just

445
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:34,680
Speaker 3: gonna do who Chris reminds me of? Which is like

446
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:37,280
Speaker 3: an environmental studies professor?

447
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:41,640
Speaker 1: Yes, who's a rap? Who's who else?

448
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:45,080
Speaker 3: He raps about apartheid and you know stuff like that,

449
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,919
Speaker 3: you know, just causes and stuff.

450
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:52,320
Speaker 1: It's only one world, gotta take care of it. It's

451
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:55,920
Speaker 1: only one world, gotta take care of it. Yeah, when

452
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 1: you why even when you ship you got what?

453
00:22:59,280 --> 00:22:59,600
Speaker 3: Sorry?

454
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,359
Speaker 1: Always? How What else am I going to rap about?

455
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,159
Speaker 1: I'm like, get in my apartment all day shitting you

456
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 1: rap about what you know? I'm like a conservationist shit rapper.

457
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 4: It was going to be in I was gonna start

458
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 4: talking about water conservation and don't I said.

459
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:22,600
Speaker 3: You know that Eminem speaking of shit rappers. That kidding,

460
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,440
Speaker 3: But he just started. He just opened a restaurant called

461
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:31,200
Speaker 3: Mom Spaghetti and I believe in his hometown, No, yes,

462
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:34,240
Speaker 3: for real, and he actually he went and served the

463
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 3: first ten people in line himself and then I was like, Bye,

464
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,480
Speaker 3: I can't do this anymore.

465
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,879
Speaker 1: That's like if Maclamara opened up keyboards and knee boards.

466
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:45,760
Speaker 1: You have to I mean, you gotta have a plan. B.

467
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,320
Speaker 1: That's important. Everyone's like.

468
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:51,520
Speaker 5: It's also sort of like Charles Manson opening a spaghetti restaurant.

469
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,680
Speaker 5: Not that Eminem killed anyone, but he says he's going

470
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,040
Speaker 5: to all the time.

471
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:59,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's wrap though, Dave, you know that that's the

472
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:00,359
Speaker 3: life style.

473
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,840
Speaker 4: What if triumphed the insult comic dog eats there and

474
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,720
Speaker 4: then he has poisoned spaghetti because they had beef back

475
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 4: in the day.

476
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 5: That's true, or Moby, maybe that's why he's doing it, sure,

477
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:13,600
Speaker 5: Moby fred durst Jah Rule. He's just like, it's just

478
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:17,119
Speaker 5: a long con to kill his enemies. And and you know,

479
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,840
Speaker 5: poisons mom's poison.

480
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:21,920
Speaker 1: Should I call it that?

481
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 3: No?

482
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 1: No on the nose. Let's just let's just poison the

483
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,639
Speaker 1: spaghetti and call Mom's and Karen, you know, I.

484
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,639
Speaker 5: Know there's a lot of posturing and hip hop, and

485
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,680
Speaker 5: I know that there's a lot of like talking about

486
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 5: violence and some people were violent, But Eminem has always

487
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 5: struck me as like where as like most gangster rap,

488
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 5: they're like, we shoot people, and then Eminem's like, I'm

489
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 5: gonna shoot specifically my wife, and I was like, what why,

490
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 5: that's horrible.

491
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 1: He was very specific, a very strange. Yeah.

492
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:02,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember when I first heard him. I'm like,

493
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:05,639
Speaker 4: is his mom still alive because she'd probably hate to

494
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:09,680
Speaker 4: hear this right, very specific to his mom.

495
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 1: You're talking about them that he threw up mom spaghetti. Yeah,

496
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:17,240
Speaker 1: the one that made the spaghetti. That lady, it was you.

497
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,920
Speaker 3: Took that as the spaghetti was so bad. He threw it,

498
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:20,439
Speaker 3: threw it up.

499
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:21,800
Speaker 1: His very first song.

500
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 3: It was don't explain that song to me.

501
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 1: The first verse goes like this, my name is, my

502
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 1: name is? My name is? Mom sucks that?

503
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:38,200
Speaker 4: Yeah?

504
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:44,920
Speaker 5: I remember that album, Yeah, Mom sucks Shady. Yeah, yeah, no,

505
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,040
Speaker 5: it wasn't that. The right isn't mom Spaghetti from the

506
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 5: eight Mile soundtrack? And he says, He's like, yeah, so

507
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 5: he throws up mom spaghetti.

508
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,199
Speaker 4: I thought, yeah, your your palms are sweaty palms are

509
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:59,119
Speaker 4: sweaty spaghetti. Gotta get ready, moms spaghetti.

510
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 3: Freddy Mercury, Yeah, you know.

511
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,640
Speaker 1: It's one of the hard wow hours. Totally. I love

512
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 1: Tom Petty yeah, he does too. He says that I

513
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 1: hate my wife and I love Tom Petty. The Eminem story.

514
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:25,640
Speaker 3: Wasn't that actual song though? It's Lose Yourself right, very famous,

515
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,200
Speaker 3: big hit. I like.

516
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 1: I still like it totally straight. I like that song.

517
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,040
Speaker 3: When you get pumped up for your rap battles. That's

518
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 3: what you listen to on your walkman, it.

519
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 4: Is my I have the Tiger, because the Tiger doesn't

520
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 4: put you in the mood. That's when I'm in a.

521
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 1: Rock battle.

522
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:43,960
Speaker 3: I listen to that.

523
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:47,920
Speaker 1: Wow, what's a rock battle? They have a met the whiskey.

524
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,359
Speaker 5: I'll bet you they actually do have them at a

525
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 5: whiskey A go go. He's like, oh, man, that's one

526
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:58,560
Speaker 5: of my favorite things about Los Angeles. You know, like

527
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,879
Speaker 5: every now and then, I'll occasion I go to that neighborhood.

528
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,879
Speaker 5: It's not where I live, it's it's not where I

529
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,879
Speaker 5: hang out, but uh but I go and I you know,

530
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,360
Speaker 5: I like it and uh but it's not like where

531
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 5: I think to go, and so I forget. But when

532
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:16,359
Speaker 5: you go there, you're like pretty quickly reminded that in

533
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 5: on the Sunset Strip there still are people in that

534
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,720
Speaker 5: culture and mode and you see the dudes, and they

535
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 5: got fucking like spurs.

536
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:27,479
Speaker 1: On theirs.

537
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,399
Speaker 4: Because they got to go operate the mechanical hole at

538
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 4: Saddle Ranch, right totally in character.

539
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,879
Speaker 5: That's the only way to get it to go faster

540
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 5: is to dig your spurs into its uh you know

541
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 5: whatever battery.

542
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:46,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, they're walking around.

543
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 5: They got like a handkerchief hanging out their back pocket,

544
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 5: and they have a leather jacket and they have a

545
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 5: shirt that says fucking you know, stiff little fingers and

546
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:57,360
Speaker 5: like long hair, and I just forgot, I just forget.

547
00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 3: You know.

548
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:00,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know.

549
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:04,920
Speaker 3: There's a really good the Motley Cruz story biopic or whatever.

550
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 3: I think it's called Dirty or Dirty or something like that.

551
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 3: It's on Netflix or something, and it's basically it's Nicky

552
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 3: Six's memoir. They filmed it and there's a bunch of

553
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 3: really great people and it's a delightful watch. And yes,

554
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 3: and they spent They used to have an apartment that

555
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 3: was right around the corner from the Roxy, and so

556
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,119
Speaker 3: they were always either at the Roxy or the Rainbow

557
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 3: Room and doing shows at the Whiskey, Go go the Roxy,

558
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,120
Speaker 3: the Rainbow Room, but then their apartment, like they would

559
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 3: finish the show literally walk across the street and the

560
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 3: audience would come to their apartment and they would do

561
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 3: drugs and party all night, and it was like. It

562
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 3: just makes me think that we caught the tail end

563
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 3: of that because I moved to LA in ninety four

564
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 3: and there was still a little bit of Rainbow Room

565
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 3: type of action that felt relevant.

566
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 5: But it reminds me of when I used to have

567
00:28:54,280 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 5: a studio studio apartment near Silver Lake Lounge. Yeah, all

568
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 5: the wholess people from the Open Mic would come, eat my.

569
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: Food and watch YouTube videos.

570
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very similar scene, same vibe, same drugs.

571
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 1: Interesting. Yeah, that's isn't that so funny?

572
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 5: How like I don't know, I mean, I'm gonna say

573
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 5: something that I guess is probably the exact same thing

574
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 5: as you just said.

575
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 1: Karen, I'm so sorry, But like a thing.

576
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 5: We'll just like, yeah, we're all doing it over and

577
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 5: over again on each other's shows.

578
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 1: Something.

579
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 5: There's like a moment right where something is huge and

580
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 5: uh and then it just stays and you.

581
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 1: Forget that it stays.

582
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 5: But yeah, specifically that neighborhood is like that because all

583
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 5: of those venues are still there. And I'll bet you

584
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 5: that when that stuff was popular that it was the

585
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 5: most fun ever being down there.

586
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yes, for sure. Well, especially back then, I

587
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 3: think people you do drugs at your table, you know

588
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 3: what I mean, like those bars, Like it was the

589
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 3: whole vibe of the bar at the time was like

590
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,960
Speaker 3: rock stars get to party here and maybe you'll get

591
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 3: into so you know, that's that whole vibe was very speaking,

592
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 3: very specific.

593
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 1: Dave. Do you remember when we were out to dinner

594
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 1: and the guy we were with was doing drugs at

595
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 1: the table? Oh yeah, yeah. The waiter came and it's

596
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 1: just doing drugs.

597
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 5: It was really funny too, because I think it's probably

598
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 5: good for the sake of storytelling to not give many

599
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 5: more details. I think we probably feel the same Chris, Okay,

600
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 5: but still, but I think something that we're saying is

601
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 5: that like still we Chris and I were it was

602
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 5: what four years.

603
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 1: Ago, five years ago, and this was the type of

604
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 1: person where you.

605
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 5: It's like an interesting story and it was so weird

606
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 5: what happened that both Chris and I said no to

607
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 5: doing coke. And now, at the time I didn't do drugs,

608
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 5: and I don't think you did either, Chris, But like, well,

609
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 5: it was maybe yeah you did. Okay, fine, but I

610
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 5: like didn't at all. But it was such an interesting situation.

611
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 5: There are there are elements that could have changed it

612
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 5: and out of the story that would have made it

613
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 5: be like, you know what, I'll do it because this

614
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 5: is really interesting.

615
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 1: But it was just so terrifying. It was just truly.

616
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is like, we're two people that are not.

617
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 5: Completely closed off to the idea of doing cocaine and

618
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 5: we're sitting with a person who's famous and they start

619
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 5: doing cocaine at the table and we were still like,

620
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 5: oh no, no, no, no.

621
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 1: No, no way, no, we gotta get the fuck out

622
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 1: of here. Dude. It was like legitimately, like this is awful. Yeah,

623
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 1: hold on it.

624
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 3: I'm gonna guess who this is. I'm gonna guess who

625
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 3: it is. It's somebody that wants to hang out with commas,

626
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 3: which means is it a musician themselves?

627
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean yeah, is it a it's one.

628
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 3: Of those musicians that also thinks they're funny. Yeah, mom,

629
00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get it.

630
00:31:58,960 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 1: It's Jessica Simpson.

631
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 4: It was Jessica Simpson. Okay, good, thank you, And she

632
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 4: wanted to do us well we were gonna do I

633
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 4: we were both interested in possibly having comedy albums on

634
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 4: a record label connects to this person. And then slowly

635
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 4: we realized like they just thought we were going to

636
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 4: run a label, and you and I don't know how

637
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 4: to run a record label, so it just kind of

638
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 4: fizzled out.

639
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 1: Just yeah, totally. I don't know that.

640
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, we That's not my expertise and I'm sure have

641
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 4: any interest.

642
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that It's not a parallel to stand up

643
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 3: comedy running a business.

644
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 1: I'm actually going through.

645
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 5: It's like pretty heavy right now, but it's been over

646
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 5: the course of the past three years because Chris, like

647
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 5: you said, I had that great show downtown.

648
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 1: Holy fuck.

649
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 5: I started that show when I was three months into

650
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 5: stand up and really yeah, and I so I like

651
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 5: my introduction into comedy and the like the world of

652
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 5: making stuff in comedy was was.

653
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 6: Sold out audiences, right that and producing that and and

654
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 6: like and so yeah, I mean, I one of the

655
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 6: reasons I ended that show was because people's context for

656
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 6: me was not that I was a comedian, and that

657
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 6: really bothered me.

658
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 1: But now I've been.

659
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 5: Running stuff and producing stuff because I just like kind

660
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 5: of learned how and got good at it right away. Sure,

661
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 5: And and now I'm I've been doing this however long,

662
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 5: and it's been like a never ending battle to stop

663
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 5: myself from saying yes to it, is what I'm saying.

664
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 5: And it's really funny. I like, like we were just

665
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 5: talking about I agreed to try to run a label

666
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 5: and I was like, I don't want to do this,

667
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 5: and uh, and I'm still doing it.

668
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 1: It's I don't know. I guess I don't know what

669
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 1: I'm saying right.

670
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 3: There, there's can I say what you're saying? There must

671
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 3: be something in you. First of all, it's a big

672
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 3: accomplishment to make that adjustment and actually make it work.

673
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 3: So once you're done with this series like Holy Fuck,

674
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 3: where it really was a it was a huge show.

675
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 3: People wanted to be on it. Whatever whatever you were doing,

676
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 3: it was working. So when you're done with something like that,

677
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 3: it's very smart of you to want to collect up

678
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 3: all that experience and take that somewhere else totally, because

679
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 3: you have to as a stand up comic. And for

680
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 3: any stand up comics who are going to like move

681
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 3: to LA or whatever, get yourself like three other potential jobs,

682
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 3: because you're going to need them because being successful in

683
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 3: stand up comedy is vague, rare. It never feels right,

684
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 3: like the idea of you saying no one saw you

685
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 3: as a comic, which I think that's probably a lot

686
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 3: in your head, but like, you can do lots of

687
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 3: things and still be a comic, and you should because

688
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,320
Speaker 3: you're going to need that money.

689
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:48,959
Speaker 1: One hundred percent.

690
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,879
Speaker 5: And you know what, I don't regret I really don't

691
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 5: regret it any I like I did that I ran

692
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,319
Speaker 5: a storytelling show, I took a break for a minute,

693
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 5: and then I started my show that I have now

694
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:01,800
Speaker 5: good heroin and I I like always produced podcasts and

695
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 5: has sketch groups and stuff because of this exact thing

696
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 5: you're saying, I like.

697
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: Went on tour and booked my own tours.

698
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:09,879
Speaker 5: And I guess what I'm saying is I am now

699
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 5: realizing that that was all positive and good and it

700
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 5: all contributed to me being the comedian and person I

701
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:19,320
Speaker 5: am today. And yeah, I'm grateful for the skills and

702
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:24,240
Speaker 5: I'm sure that I will use some of them again,

703
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 5: or maybe I'll fall back in love with one of

704
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 5: those things. But I'm realizing now that it as hard

705
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,400
Speaker 5: as it is to learn things and how true it

706
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 5: is that you have to do a million things to

707
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 5: make it as a comedian. Also, dividing your focus is

708
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:43,360
Speaker 5: like makes it hard to master something, at least for

709
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,839
Speaker 5: me in the case of stand up. And so I'm

710
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 5: now after years of doing that, realizing what I want

711
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:52,760
Speaker 5: to be is a comedian solely. That's my number one priority,

712
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 5: and I have to take all this stuff off my plate.

713
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,360
Speaker 5: But I have built the habit of saying yes to

714
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 5: everything and making everything on my own, so I just

715
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 5: keep on taking projects and then I'm like fuck and

716
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 5: I have to like take it off my plate. And

717
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 5: it's like a weird process. That's the opposite of that.

718
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 5: But I think it's also good because it's always learning,

719
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 5: you know, And it really is, like, I don't know,

720
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 5: if there are young comedians listening, I can't recommend this enough.

721
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,919
Speaker 5: Do everything, do all of it, and then you'll find

722
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 5: out what you love and then get rid of the

723
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 5: stuff you don't love. And that's what I'm going through

724
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 5: right now.

725
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:26,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

726
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 3: Also, I think the only people who can really focus

727
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 3: on stand up have rich dads. I mean, like truly,

728
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 3: who are the people who can be like, you know what,

729
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,320
Speaker 3: right this is all I'm doing or whatever, unless you

730
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,800
Speaker 3: somehow get into the place where you're starting to headline

731
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 3: theaters right until that time. That's the big lie of

732
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:49,360
Speaker 3: la sure is people pretending yes, that it's fine and

733
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 3: they're not broken freaking out, or that they're not rich

734
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 3: and everything is paid for.

735
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 4: Yeah.

736
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 1: Wow, that's so true.

737
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 4: And I had to teach myself to start saying no

738
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:03,800
Speaker 4: to things in the art world because I was always

739
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 4: kind of supplementing my comedy career with doing art, and

740
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 4: like you're talking, they would sometimes coincide. I was, oh,

741
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 4: I can make my own posters or I but I

742
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 4: us usually doing it for other people. And even though

743
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 4: it's somehow related you are, it's two different doorways, and

744
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 4: if you want to go through one, you're wasting time

745
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 4: with the other, even if you enjoy it, Like I

746
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 4: enjoy doing art and I used to do it for

747
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 4: a living, but I do it less and less now

748
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:34,439
Speaker 4: because I feel like it's it just occupies my time.

749
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:38,399
Speaker 5: It's yeah, I mean there's limited there, just as limited time.

750
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Speaker 5: I would say, they're ironically enough, lately has been even

751
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 5: more limited time. I think is the reason I'm thinking

752
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 5: of it, like we are all inside, and so we

753
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 5: technically have more time, but I cannot manage the amount

754
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 5: of things I used to manage anymore the way that

755
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:56,880
Speaker 5: I feel indoors.

756
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 1: It's just true.

757
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 5: I wish it weren't. I have the mental health concoction

758
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 5: I have, and it just is. And I also the

759
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:06,400
Speaker 5: other reason I'm going through this is that I spent quarantine,

760
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 5: you know. I mean, if you look at the Internet,

761
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:13,400
Speaker 5: everyone's happy and a fucking millionaire in our lives and

762
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 5: they're all like I just know so many people that

763
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:21,800
Speaker 5: in quarantine got like ten thousand more followers, and like whatever,

764
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:22,839
Speaker 5: I don't know what they're doing.

765
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 1: They twitched stream and all this shit. I did all

766
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 1: of it. I like taught myself to stream for my house.

767
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,839
Speaker 1: I like, I like turned my home.

768
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 5: I'm in this office now, but I had like a

769
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 5: poster wall behind me so it looked artful behind me.

770
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 5: And I was like, I had two podcasts going, and

771
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 5: then I started a Patreon with another podcast on it,

772
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,280
Speaker 5: and I was just doing all this stuff, making videos

773
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 5: out of my room, and I was never happy for

774
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 5: a moment, like surely, like not.

775
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: Even for a second.

776
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 5: And the sick irony of all that is that when

777
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 5: we started to come out of Quarantine, was I like left,

778
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 5: I went to like one open.

779
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 1: Mic and I was like, whoa, I hate all of

780
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 1: that and I just stopped doing it. Yeah and uh

781
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 1: and I and yeah, it's weird.

782
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 5: It's I'm in this strange place now where I really

783
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,320
Speaker 5: I have this similar frustration with with La Karen.

784
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 4: Uh.

785
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 5: Well, I guess I should say I have a frustration

786
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 5: with La that you just punctuated with that just very

787
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,359
Speaker 5: real fact no one says and uh.

788
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: And so while it's true I'm not rich.

789
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 5: Uh, I do have a little bit of income from

790
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 5: comedy for the first time ever, which is which is nice.

791
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 5: I have like some money coming in from serious from

792
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 5: my albums, which is good, right, And so that makes

793
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:39,360
Speaker 5: it a little easier.

794
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 3: Uh.

795
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 5: And that's probably what makes me think this. But I like, really,

796
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 5: as much as I'm not a rich kid and I

797
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 5: don't have someone bankrolling my life or career, and I've

798
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 5: been terrified most of the time I've been a comedian,

799
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 5: I also am like so over doing the things I

800
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,840
Speaker 5: don't want to do. I don't know if it's that

801
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 5: Quarantine really made it clear in my mind, but like

802
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:08,840
Speaker 5: the stuff in comedy that I don't like to do

803
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 5: makes me feel so bad. I just don't think it's

804
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 5: worth it anymore. And I include Twitter in that list.

805
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 5: I can't stand it.

806
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 1: And I don't know.

807
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 5: The dialogue around comedy, like five or six years ago,

808
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 5: was you gotta do all of it. You gotta every comedian,

809
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 5: you gotta, you gotta do you stand up every day,

810
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 5: you gotta have a sketch group, you gotta have a podcast,

811
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 5: you got a Patreon, Twitter, Instagram, you.

812
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: Gotta dance, you know what I mean.

813
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 5: It's and so I did all of it, and I

814
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:42,919
Speaker 5: got to a certain level of experience or being good

815
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:43,799
Speaker 5: at each of them.

816
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 1: Some of them I was actually good at some of them.

817
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: I faked it, and and then it just turns out

818
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:52,800
Speaker 1: that I just I don't know.

819
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 5: I just don't know if it's beneficial to your career

820
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 5: to do a thing that gets you slowly gets you

821
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 5: ten thousand followers of course of five years, but also

822
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 5: simultaneously slowly chips away at your sense of well being.

823
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:11,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know, man, I think

824
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:12,879
Speaker 1: we might be doing it wrong.

825
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 4: Is that why you said on Twitter? Haven't you just

826
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 4: every day I've been typing what day is it?

827
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 1: What day is it?

828
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 5: I have a bought programmed to tweet what day is it?

829
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:30,360
Speaker 5: Every day at twelve fifteen pm. And and I also

830
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:34,320
Speaker 5: I have a podcast that that is honestly that I

831
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 5: love so much, and so I'll dip into my Twitter

832
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 5: and I'll use it to promote the podcast. But that's

833
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,720
Speaker 5: really it generally, and then I go back and delete.

834
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 5: I also deleted all of my tweets except for like

835
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 5: five and then so it's just what day is it?

836
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 1: And you can look back. It's been going for two

837
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 1: or three years.

838
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but don't you think it's changing? Like I

839
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 3: can't be on I can barely be on Twitter anymore.

840
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:04,359
Speaker 3: I've changed. I'm following like weird astrology accounts and then

841
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 3: like four people that.

842
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 1: Are actually because you were.

843
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,359
Speaker 4: There was a time, Karen, where you were looking at

844
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 4: Twitter every hour, Like I remember, you were way into

845
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 4: it to where I, oh, I'm going to get into it.

846
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 1: We used to call you Twitter kill garif no breaks.

847
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 4: My heart, closed doors and you just opened that door

848
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 4: day in fairness, if you open that door, you got

849
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:27,240
Speaker 4: any dish jet.

850
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,839
Speaker 1: It in fairness, you did perform as a rapper under

851
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: that name, yeah, Karen, and how you used to do Karen.

852
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 3: I used to say, my name is Twitter Karen, and

853
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:38,600
Speaker 3: I'm here.

854
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 1: To tweet wow, jka. I don't tweet that. I delete.

855
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 4: You know.

856
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 3: That's when Dave comes in, because we're actually we're going

857
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 3: to be a rap trio totally. We'll work on it

858
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 3: and figured it up by the end, Twitter Karen.

859
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 1: And delete Dave. Yeah, that's right.

860
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:03,319
Speaker 3: But I think the everything is changing because you're right.

861
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 3: It's like the context of the world is changing so

862
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 3: dramatically that doing the thing we did five years ago

863
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:12,840
Speaker 3: makes no fucking sense and the kind of cognitive dissonance

864
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 3: it creates by pretending everything's fine and pretending like every

865
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:19,359
Speaker 3: time I write a joke that's just a plain joke

866
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 3: and I post it, for the first thing I think

867
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 3: is I think I've already tweeted this. But then I

868
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 3: also just go, who cares? Like this is the emptiest thing.

869
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 3: In a world where we literally have Nazis on the street,

870
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 3: there is real issues like on the ground in front

871
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:41,840
Speaker 3: of us homeless encampments, like shit falling straight up apart,

872
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 3: and you're up here going like a duck walked into

873
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,760
Speaker 3: a doctor it's just like more.

874
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 4: I've done stand up lately, and I've been doing it

875
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 4: a lot. People want to hear those duck jokes. I

876
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 4: actually don't want to hear you're so funny in the

877
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 4: street joke. They know they don't even though they're funny.

878
00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 4: It seems like there's pressure to do it, you have

879
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 4: to do it so well.

880
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 5: I will say, I think that both of those feelings

881
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 5: are like valid and worth holding on too, because I

882
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 5: feel the exact same thing.

883
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:17,360
Speaker 1: I feel like it is weird too to pursue or like.

884
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 5: Chase after something that is selfish in this like fucked

885
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 5: up world, right right, But at the exact same time, yeah, so.

886
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:30,279
Speaker 1: You you can.

887
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:33,879
Speaker 5: All you're doing, you're gonna live, You're still living. All

888
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,319
Speaker 5: you can do is try to put positivity in the world.

889
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 5: And so I actually like agree, I am similarly not

890
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 5: really writing, but I know that this is just for me.

891
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 5: It's I'm not really writing and performing jokes that are

892
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 5: challenging people politically for this reason, Chris. But at the

893
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 5: exact same time, I think, Karen that like, I just

894
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:56,879
Speaker 5: couldn't agree more, and I think it's like I think,

895
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 5: for that reason, you gotta only do what actually matters

896
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:03,319
Speaker 5: to you, Right, That's the thing is that we're out

897
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:06,360
Speaker 5: here doing stuff that didn't entirely matter to us. And

898
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 5: I think if you're out here doing stand up and

899
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 5: you don't really love it.

900
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 1: Then like I don't know.

901
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 5: I mean, like, I'm not gonna tell you not to

902
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 5: do something in your life. Do whatever you want, but

903
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 5: like it's not gonna make you happy, and it might make.

904
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 1: The world worse.

905
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:23,359
Speaker 4: You know, a lot of those people are gone. It's

906
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 4: weird how often like the improv is giving me, They're like,

907
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 4: you want to do it this week too? I'm like,

908
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,640
Speaker 4: where is everybody that used to be in They were

909
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 4: comfortably an obstacle in my career and now it's all

910
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 4: open and I'm and I don't think I'm good at it.

911
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I gotta give know now I'm still relearning.

912
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:45,399
Speaker 1: Can you book someone else?

913
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 4: They moved away to become a lobbyist, and I'm not,

914
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 4: you know, everyone went.

915
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:51,280
Speaker 1: To be a lobbyist.

916
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 3: No, it's a weird time. But also I think that

917
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 3: to your earlier point, Dave, the idea that doing things

918
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 3: because you're you think you're supposed to, that's a very

919
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 3: stand up comedy culture mindset. It's you heard other people

920
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 3: talking about it one night at a show, and so

921
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 3: you also have to get on ELL. Like remember that

922
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 3: shit where everyone's like, you have to get on LLO,

923
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:16,759
Speaker 3: that's the newest thing. And I remember being like, well,

924
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,799
Speaker 3: I simply don't care, so I'm not going to get

925
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 3: on LLO. But all these people like here I am

926
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 3: over on Ello. No one went over and everyone realized, oh,

927
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:29,479
Speaker 3: these things aren't You're not going to get or lose

928
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:34,240
Speaker 3: anything for not being on another fucking platform. That's marketing,

929
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 3: and that's basically you being persuaded by marketing in a

930
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,800
Speaker 3: lot of ways, and you're making decisions not based on

931
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 3: what you want to do or what inspires you or

932
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 3: what you have an idea for, but to compete it

933
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 3: with the fear that you might fall behind. Right. It

934
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:50,400
Speaker 3: never works.

935
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:54,239
Speaker 1: Right now, I will say that four days ago I

936
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 1: did get on TikTok, and I just I just did it.

937
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 5: Now here's the only thing I will say in my defense,

938
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 5: because I do just agree. And for forever I was like,

939
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:07,720
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna get a TikTok.

940
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 1: I hate it.

941
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 5: I don't want to be on more social media. And

942
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 5: then I was just like yeah, but what if it

943
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 5: actually does happen to help? So here's what I'm doing.

944
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 5: I have a bunch of clips that I'd made for Instagram.

945
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,319
Speaker 5: I'm gonna put them up and uh, if I don't

946
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:22,919
Speaker 5: have a bunch of followers in a month, I'm gonna

947
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:23,720
Speaker 5: delete my account.

948
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 1: And I like really mean that, I really.

949
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 5: Think, like because I hate I do hate it, but

950
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 5: if it if all I have to do is upload

951
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 5: things I've already made and I get followers, Like, who cares,

952
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 5: I'll do that?

953
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:38,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, tell the benefit not to be nerdy, But

954
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:41,840
Speaker 4: the benefit of TikTok is people can grab anything you

955
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 4: post and post it anywhere. It's not guarding it from

956
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,919
Speaker 4: everyone like Instagram's like yeah, you can share it among

957
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 4: star group. But that's what I realized about TikTok is

958
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,879
Speaker 4: you can put something up there and then other people

959
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 4: share it in other places. So I'm on there too,

960
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,280
Speaker 4: But I haven't done any dancing or lip syncing.

961
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 1: We'll get more where.

962
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 3: That's where the real money is. You got to learn

963
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 3: those dances.

964
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 4: But you know what, I've gone on there and gone

965
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 4: down this wormhole of people, you know, putting their filter

966
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,760
Speaker 4: of their mouth on their cat and they lip sync

967
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 4: oh mama oha, And I watched a bunch a bunch

968
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 4: of them in a row and my day was better

969
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 4: because sure, uh and uh, it's what I'm going to

970
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:27,360
Speaker 4: do right after we're done recording.

971
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 3: But I'm Yeah, my sister's big into TikTok because my niece,

972
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:34,360
Speaker 3: who is fourteen, has beginning to TikTok and she my So,

973
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:37,359
Speaker 3: my sister sends me tiktoks that she loves. And there's

974
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 3: an account called Korean Dad and it's a guy talking

975
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 3: into the camera. He's your nice Korean dad. So he goes,

976
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,240
Speaker 3: come over here, do you want to eat a sandwich?

977
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 3: And he like he talks to you as if you're

978
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:51,720
Speaker 3: his child, and he's really supportive and he's really nice,

979
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 3: and he is like he's always like encouraging you to

980
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 3: share your feelings and telling you you're great and that

981
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:00,879
Speaker 3: if you had a heart, you're gonna have a great

982
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:03,479
Speaker 3: day tomorrow. It's one of the cutest things I've ever seen.

983
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 3: And it really does feel like there are people who

984
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,799
Speaker 3: get that, there are people who are answering that call

985
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:12,800
Speaker 3: of weird in unprecedented times that that's really fucking with

986
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 3: almost everybody's head and what can you do that isn't

987
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 3: just self serving but actually is kind of like there's

988
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 3: a little bit of give back. Yeah, and it's great.

989
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 3: I mean, it's a beautiful thing to see.

990
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:29,799
Speaker 1: There is a certain corner of TikTok. My friend Justin

991
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,800
Speaker 1: sent me this series of videos that was two like

992
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: aggressive dudes, just like stoneface looking into the camera and

993
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:41,319
Speaker 1: you're like, Okay, this is gonna be some macho shit.

994
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 1: But they're just like, what do you have said about man?

995
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 1: She dumped you. That sucks.

996
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 7: You don't need her, but not like in a negative way,

997
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 7: not against her. You You're gonna be okay, just bring

998
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 7: some positivity into your life. It's these two dudes just

999
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:58,240
Speaker 7: like yelling and they're all like, focus on yourself.

1000
00:49:58,640 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 1: It's gonna be all right. You have love.

1001
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:05,440
Speaker 4: And there's this like whole are exceedingly muscular, because otherwise

1002
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:06,280
Speaker 4: I'm not listening.

1003
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 5: They are muscular, and they seem angry. Okay, maybe it

1004
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,240
Speaker 5: was they're saying positive things.

1005
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 1: Yeah I like that. Yeah that is great.

1006
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the new way culturally. Yeah, there is a

1007
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 3: positivity wave that's happened. It's that we call it the

1008
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:29,840
Speaker 3: ted lasso effect at my company, but because because everyone is,

1009
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 3: we've spent the past five years being super fucking stressed

1010
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 3: and scared for our lives many people, you know, to

1011
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 3: gradient degrees, but in a way that we never had

1012
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 3: to deal with before.

1013
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:41,919
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1014
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 3: So it's just like you don't realize, you know what

1015
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:44,920
Speaker 3: I mean?

1016
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 1: Like, Yeah, I like to have fun. You know what's

1017
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 1: funny is you just watch me. I don't know how

1018
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:49,440
Speaker 1: long are we talking about that?

1019
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:54,880
Speaker 5: I do, I'm fun. I'm a fun guy. How that

1020
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,239
Speaker 5: was twenty minutes or fifteen or whatever? And me being

1021
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 5: real fired up? I get so mad is what you're

1022
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 5: talking about?

1023
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 1: Kill? But I don't you have a fever? Buddy?

1024
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 5: Well there's that too, But I also I was just

1025
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:12,319
Speaker 5: doing it to lead into saying I'm not doing stand

1026
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 5: up about it for that reason. It's not funny to me.

1027
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,800
Speaker 5: And you know what, I'll like, I know that some

1028
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 5: people do, like Will Weldon's perfect example, Like he gets

1029
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 5: so fired up and he just gets funnier and funnier.

1030
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 1: I just get mad. I start crying, you know.

1031
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 5: The crowds like you see all right, And I go

1032
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 5: up there and I talk about poop or Starbucks or whatever,

1033
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 5: and we all forget about it for a half an hour.

1034
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:41,360
Speaker 5: And those things I rap about pod Yeah, the Starbucks

1035
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 5: poop conservationist rapper. I know why they call you Doc Brown.

1036
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 4: Now, yeah, there it is there it is, dude, I

1037
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:53,880
Speaker 4: will hire you. Also, I showed a bunch of my

1038
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:57,880
Speaker 4: friends here. You just made all those sports mascot I

1039
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 4: hope their shirts that hy I hate you dad?

1040
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:04,840
Speaker 1: Or or yeah, what are some of the I just

1041
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 1: can people buy those?

1042
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 4: So?

1043
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, there's a website. It's www dot emo, dot

1044
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:18,760
Speaker 5: football and I so I found a sports logo design

1045
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:23,799
Speaker 5: generator online and uh and I was like messing around

1046
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:25,880
Speaker 5: with it and I started making a bunch of designs

1047
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:31,359
Speaker 5: and people wanted shirts, and so I'm selling them. They're

1048
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 5: also if you want to make your own, there's a

1049
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:35,759
Speaker 5: link to the generator on the site. I felt weird

1050
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 5: about it so because literally the generator does a lot

1051
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 5: of the work.

1052
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:41,839
Speaker 1: And so I was like, is this okay to sell?

1053
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 1: But whatever, I don't know. It's apparently I own all.

1054
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 3: It's okay to sell if people want to buy. Sorry,

1055
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 3: I'm a capitalist. Well yeah that means to you commies.

1056
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 1: It's generating it.

1057
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's generating I edited, and yeah, but I because

1058
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 5: it's doing some of the work I didn't feel good

1059
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:58,280
Speaker 5: about unless I posted.

1060
00:52:58,160 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are some of them?

1061
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:01,840
Speaker 4: I'm not thinking of good ones like I'm sad and

1062
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:05,840
Speaker 4: it's just a beaver with a helmet, like, but.

1063
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:09,799
Speaker 1: They all look like honestly, that's not that far off

1064
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 1: from what mine are.

1065
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:10,920
Speaker 3: Like.

1066
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:15,240
Speaker 5: There's one that's like a football, like a football player

1067
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:18,400
Speaker 5: in about to like the play is about to start, stance,

1068
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 5: and it says, do you know a good therapist? Yeah,

1069
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:25,360
Speaker 5: stuff like that, they're great. There's a baseball logo of

1070
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 5: a guy about to hit a.

1071
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:28,400
Speaker 1: Ball and it just says help. It's like stuff like that.

1072
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:31,759
Speaker 4: All of my friends were interested because they're all skateboarders

1073
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 4: and they they're not a team sports. Oh yeah, but

1074
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:38,319
Speaker 4: yeah they it's a funny thing that you did.

1075
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 3: Also imagine if someone wore one of those shirts to like,

1076
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:45,799
Speaker 3: say a professional football game, and people in the crowd

1077
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 3: saw it and then we're like, I do need help,

1078
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 3: and it really actually led people get help in some way,

1079
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 3: I hope, So I really think, so, yeah, thank you,

1080
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:56,880
Speaker 3: then you earn that money.

1081
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 1: Man. I am a fun guy, you know what. I

1082
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:09,359
Speaker 1: a beaver wearing a helmet. I do know a good therapist. Wow, yeah,

1083
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 1: I was a good therapist all along.

1084
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:17,920
Speaker 4: Just conversation starters to conversations that will lead nowhere that

1085
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:19,040
Speaker 4: you wish you weren't in.

1086
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 1: But still get the shirts.

1087
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:24,320
Speaker 5: I will say, there are so there's the there's a

1088
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:26,319
Speaker 5: lot of them that are just jokes about mental health.

1089
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:29,040
Speaker 5: But then there are are a couple that say one

1090
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 5: of them just says eat ship.

1091
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:37,759
Speaker 1: It's like, uh, it looks like a it's just like

1092
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:38,360
Speaker 1: it looks like the.

1093
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,720
Speaker 5: Blue Jays logo, but it just is each ship instead.

1094
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 5: And then there's one that's a fuck you idiot, and

1095
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 5: there's like a hot dog and I just want to

1096
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 5: point out, oh yeah, I want that one. There are

1097
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 5: the each ship. One is very funny to me because

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Speaker 5: that one is one of the ones that has sold

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Speaker 5: a bunch, but it is the only one that of

1100
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,960
Speaker 5: all the genders of people that buy, which it is

1101
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:02,760
Speaker 5: across it is like the gamut of genders will shop

1102
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:06,239
Speaker 5: from the Emo Football Store, only men by each ship.

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00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:11,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's uh and it's kind of a it's just

1104
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 1: a dude thing to say.

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00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:17,160
Speaker 3: Yeah and yeah, like as a girl, you can't wear

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00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 3: a shirt around that says eat ship, because then you'll

1107
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:22,919
Speaker 3: the guys that will talk to you. Oh yeah, they'll

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00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:26,560
Speaker 3: they'll be ship, They'll be cope is it co prophilia,

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00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 3: They'll be they'll have interest that you that maybe you

1110
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:30,320
Speaker 3: don't want to be drawing to you.

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00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:32,359
Speaker 1: Oh my god, eat ship too.

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00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:34,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, you love eating ships?

1113
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:42,680
Speaker 4: Yeah? Great, come hither, scat men. Just open the scatman doors.

1114
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:46,640
Speaker 3: I think we started we open this podcast with the

1115
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:49,719
Speaker 3: scatman doors, and now we're closing it with the scatmander.

1116
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:52,360
Speaker 4: You know what if we're nothing if not consistent.

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00:55:53,000 --> 00:56:02,520
Speaker 1: Yes, I love foo true, I love shitting who yeah true?

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00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:04,840
Speaker 1: What a both?

1119
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:05,360
Speaker 4: You know.

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00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,359
Speaker 3: What? Every dave?

1121
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:10,840
Speaker 1: So you have your.

1122
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 3: Hot dogs telling you to off shirts that. Is there

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Speaker 3: anything else you want to plug before you go? And

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00:56:18,719 --> 00:56:20,240
Speaker 3: is there anything else you want to talk about?

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00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean I have a podcast called what's it called?

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00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 1: And uh, it's just my favorite thing. We have so

1127
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:28,560
Speaker 1: much fun.

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Speaker 5: I would love it if you listen to it. It's

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00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 5: the website is what's it called? Dot rodeo?

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00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 1: And it's honestly, there's no theme. I have no way

1131
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:38,760
Speaker 1: to sell it to you if you thought I was funny.

1132
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:39,600
Speaker 1: You might like it.

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00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 5: It's called what's it called? My friend Caleb signing and

1134
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:44,840
Speaker 5: I we don't know what our podcast is called, and

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00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:48,880
Speaker 5: that's what we we'st and I were doing that the

1136
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:53,400
Speaker 5: first couple episodes. Yeah, yeah, and now you know how

1137
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 5: we came up with the name. Yeah, it's a lot

1138
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:59,200
Speaker 5: of fun. My website is Dave Twothorross dot com da

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Speaker 5: ve E t O T H E r O s

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Speaker 5: S dot com. And I have, like I have an

1141
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:05,480
Speaker 5: album and merch and I have my podcast and some

1142
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:07,400
Speaker 5: other stuff and some of it costs money and some

1143
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:10,000
Speaker 5: of it's free, and like looking at any of it

1144
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:11,359
Speaker 5: is great.

1145
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:14,239
Speaker 1: Truly, I don't know.

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00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:16,680
Speaker 5: We're all broke. I can't ask for money. But if

1147
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 5: you want to share it or watch or listening to that.

1148
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:21,440
Speaker 3: Shit, you know, Yeah, people go on there and then

1149
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 3: they they've they're interested if there's things things you've created,

1150
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:28,479
Speaker 3: things things you've made, and they're willing to spend that money.

1151
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 3: And that's up to that totally. Yes, what it's all about.

1152
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 3: That's what my capitalist society that I am promoting, it's all.

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00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:37,920
Speaker 4: About, don't yes, Dave, do not apologize for soliciting or

1154
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:42,640
Speaker 4: wheares yeah, never, yeah, which I do every single time

1155
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:43,880
Speaker 4: I come on this podcast.

1156
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:47,800
Speaker 1: We ask for it. Though it's called the plug section,

1157
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:49,480
Speaker 1: no truly plug section.

1158
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 5: It's what we do, and there's something about it where

1159
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 5: every time I do a podcast, I'm like, I'm sorry

1160
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 5: that I'm doing the thing I came here to do.

1161
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:02,000
Speaker 3: That every other comic does on every other podcast.

1162
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:04,120
Speaker 5: I also do want to ask you all to please

1163
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:08,240
Speaker 5: register Republican and vote for Republicans because I am a

1164
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 5: Republican and I love money man.

1165
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, Dave, that's that was surprising.

1166
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:16,960
Speaker 1: I just like the politicians really.

1167
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:21,240
Speaker 3: Them as people. Yeah, yeah, they have good vibes. They

1168
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:22,640
Speaker 3: have good vibes, yes, people.

1169
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:28,000
Speaker 4: So it's funny to go the times I've been in Washington,

1170
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:30,800
Speaker 4: d C. Though, and you do see like young lobbyists,

1171
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:34,200
Speaker 4: like political people. They're everywhere next to those buildings from

1172
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 4: Our Money and Forrest Gump, and they don't. They look

1173
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:42,360
Speaker 4: the opposite of powerful. They You'll just see some kid

1174
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:46,600
Speaker 4: that's trying to end abortion. He's got his suspenders and

1175
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:49,880
Speaker 4: there's just his shoes are mass and he's got mustard

1176
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:52,680
Speaker 4: on his pants, and it's like, should I have gotten

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00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:56,320
Speaker 4: into politics? These guys are nerds man.

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00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,040
Speaker 1: I feel like they're the next wave. Like you know,

1179
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:04,840
Speaker 1: there's like the is Ayatzi striking yet or.

1180
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 3: They haven't declared the strike yet as far as I know, So.

1181
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:10,160
Speaker 5: That's happening, and all these stories are being shared about

1182
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 5: like horrible working conditions on set today. I learned it

1183
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:18,919
Speaker 5: today and obviously support AYATSI like please, And I feel

1184
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:23,000
Speaker 5: like the political world is next everything I've ever seen.

1185
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:26,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, like all their assistants are just treated like shit.

1186
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:32,920
Speaker 5: They like make them work NonStop all the time, you

1187
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:36,240
Speaker 5: know what I mean, Like they all Yeah, the DC

1188
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:39,400
Speaker 5: is a city of twenty two year olds getting coffee

1189
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Speaker 5: twenty four hours a day.

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Speaker 4: Yeah that maybe that's why saying that's I don't even

1191
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:46,160
Speaker 4: know what my point was, but I was looking around, like, God,

1192
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:48,680
Speaker 4: all these guys are young kids.

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00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird.

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00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:52,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like interns. And well it's the same kind

1195
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:55,920
Speaker 3: of power system that's in Hollywood, where it's just like, well,

1196
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 3: if you want to work for this guy and you

1197
00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:59,240
Speaker 3: want to be up there someday, then you got to

1198
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 3: put in the bood and carry this palette of water.

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Speaker 3: All the same.

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01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:04,840
Speaker 1: There's millions of you, So it's okay. For us to

1201
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:07,280
Speaker 1: abuse you, which is changing.

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Speaker 3: I mean, that's the thing, is like, here's the thing.

1203
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:12,360
Speaker 3: Gen Z ain't having it and it's beautiful and they're

1204
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:15,440
Speaker 3: fucking banding together on social media and being like, go

1205
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 3: suck your own dick please, sir.

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01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:19,360
Speaker 1: That's one of Dave's shirts.

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01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, oh my god, well you put god, what

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01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:27,360
Speaker 3: would I like? I guess like a fighting I guess

1209
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 3: fighting Irish would be funny, and then it would say

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01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:31,600
Speaker 3: go please suck your own dick, sir.

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01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:36,480
Speaker 5: Sure, if you want to hang out for just a moment,

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01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:38,680
Speaker 5: I could probably bang that out really yeah, oh.

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01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:41,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, you would absolutely love to watch We'd love to

1214
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:42,880
Speaker 3: watch you work. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I like that one, but it's the hot Dog. I

1216
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:46,200
Speaker 1: don't know.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you know the artists, Chris, I would love for

1218
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Speaker 3: this to be a collab like we do with Wrap. So, Dave,

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01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:57,760
Speaker 3: do you have the time to show us two styles? Sure?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely absolutely do. You're generating this as we speak.

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01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:09,160
Speaker 3: As we speak freshly, I'm logging in right now.

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01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:10,720
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on ship.

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01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:14,240
Speaker 3: This is art in action, guys. This is what what

1224
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:17,560
Speaker 3: people get into the arts for this electric feeling.

1225
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 4: And you know what a lot of you think art

1226
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:24,600
Speaker 4: has to be seen, but it can be described. Yes,

1227
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 4: and we're going to describe the process and describe the

1228
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:30,800
Speaker 4: saying of it through audio.

1229
01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:34,360
Speaker 3: There we ship, we're about to We're about to see it.

1230
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:38,680
Speaker 1: I like, oh, I know what I need to do.

1231
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:41,400
Speaker 1: So when iris laundry logo, I like that one.

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01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:45,160
Speaker 3: Was it that you wanted to to say, suck your

1233
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:46,000
Speaker 3: own dick, please, sir?

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01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:49,480
Speaker 1: Is that what it was, Chris? But then it's a

1235
01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 1: hot hug, suck your own dick, please, sir? Generating, it's generating.

1236
01:01:59,320 --> 01:01:59,760
Speaker 3: I'm in there.

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01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:04,520
Speaker 1: I did not put a comment in the It's okay,

1238
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:09,440
Speaker 1: uh the hot dog? They have different hot dogs, so

1239
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:11,240
Speaker 1: I feel like this is okay, let's just go through

1240
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:17,200
Speaker 1: cho Yeah, I mean that hot dog is dabb and

1241
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:20,080
Speaker 1: I don't really like that western font that doesn't know.

1242
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:23,560
Speaker 1: I don't like his Derby hat. Oh there we go.

1243
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:26,160
Speaker 3: I like how small the Derby hat is though.

1244
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:28,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, now that's pretty funny.

1245
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:32,120
Speaker 5: I do need I want like a taller hot dog.

1246
01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:34,960
Speaker 5: I always want a taller hot dog.

1247
01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:39,360
Speaker 3: And also that hot dog is yellow, which I find disturbing.

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Speaker 4: Is there?

1249
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:44,880
Speaker 1: I agree? So absolutely I can so. Yeah, it's an

1250
01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:48,680
Speaker 1: accent category. I'm seeing the hat as a blue hat.

1251
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:54,640
Speaker 1: And uh, if you're not looking at the logo, we

1252
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:57,080
Speaker 1: have reached the point where we have a hot dog.

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01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:59,640
Speaker 5: The hot dog is dabbing. It's a yellow hot dog

1254
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:03,240
Speaker 5: wearing a blue bowler hat. And it says suck your

1255
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:05,400
Speaker 5: own dick, please sir. And if you were looking at

1256
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:08,240
Speaker 5: a shirt that said the Baltimore Ravens, suck your own

1257
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:10,920
Speaker 5: dick is Baltimore and please sir is Ravens.

1258
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:15,200
Speaker 1: I feel like that's accurate. Yeah, but both are impact

1259
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:19,320
Speaker 1: font if I'm not mistaken. And now you can see

1260
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:20,480
Speaker 1: the yellow mustard.

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01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:21,680
Speaker 3: He has mustard on.

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01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:26,720
Speaker 1: Oh god, well, yeah, I feel like that's done. I

1263
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:29,840
Speaker 1: just feel like that's done for the new merch Dave.

1264
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:35,280
Speaker 3: Yeah awesome. Is there any way you can put do

1265
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:37,360
Speaker 3: you need a ride? On there somewhere? Just keep it

1266
01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:39,400
Speaker 3: really tiny along the side of the bun.

1267
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:42,800
Speaker 1: Oh sure, I mean we can also just do this.

1268
01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:49,520
Speaker 1: I feel like this is uh also pretty good. Uh.

1269
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:52,760
Speaker 1: Now it just says do you need a ride?

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01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:54,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's rad.

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01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:56,440
Speaker 1: I love that.

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01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:59,840
Speaker 5: Let's see what happens when I type in Chris, Oh,

1273
01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:04,640
Speaker 5: there's a lot of Santa Yeah, sure, and like angry Santas,

1274
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:05,400
Speaker 5: like why is.

1275
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:07,640
Speaker 3: This the fighting Santas?

1276
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:10,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, the fight yes, because yeah, they're all supposed to be.

1277
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:13,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, these are all there's our Christmas merchant.

1278
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:15,720
Speaker 1: Yeah that's beautiful.

1279
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:18,800
Speaker 3: Dave you you know what, Dave, you just got the

1280
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:20,160
Speaker 3: job as our new graphic design.

1281
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:23,200
Speaker 1: Wonderful. Thank you. I would love to I really am

1282
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:26,480
Speaker 1: the drunk shitty Santas. I love it.

1283
01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:28,120
Speaker 3: Fuck, that's amazing.

1284
01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:32,880
Speaker 1: This that's why. Oh god, this is an amazing app.

1285
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:34,919
Speaker 3: This is a great way to spend time.

1286
01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:37,880
Speaker 1: A ripped Santa. Yeah, oh my god, that's.

1287
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:38,960
Speaker 3: Like a Chippendale Santa.

1288
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:43,800
Speaker 4: This app is insane. I can't believe someone made. It's crazy,

1289
01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:46,360
Speaker 4: all of these crazy, man.

1290
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:48,800
Speaker 3: It's really but there's something about it. It feels a

1291
01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:51,360
Speaker 3: little bit like a visual chat roulette, where you wait,

1292
01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:54,800
Speaker 3: we watched Dave types. Then these kind of bubbles come

1293
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:57,520
Speaker 3: up to let us know that it's processing, and then

1294
01:04:57,560 --> 01:05:00,400
Speaker 3: you wait like it's a Vegas slot machine and for

1295
01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:02,320
Speaker 3: the picture to come up. It's so hilarious.

1296
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:05,600
Speaker 4: If it's called place it dot net and you go

1297
01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:08,080
Speaker 4: ahead and make your own shirts, the art is amazing.

1298
01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:12,520
Speaker 4: I'm actually really impressed with this technology totally.

1299
01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:16,280
Speaker 1: It's it's mind blowing. That it's a generator. That's just

1300
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:17,520
Speaker 1: like a tool you can use.

1301
01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:20,600
Speaker 4: And I hope we're doing a good job of verbally

1302
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:22,680
Speaker 4: explaining the visuals.

1303
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:25,800
Speaker 1: Well, I like that. See, at least he's cute.

1304
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:28,280
Speaker 3: Can I just say that this is just a cute

1305
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:30,400
Speaker 3: little teddy bear holding a bat And that should be

1306
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:31,840
Speaker 3: the one that says, please suck your own.

1307
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:35,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, please, I like it when you flip it.

1308
01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:40,120
Speaker 3: It's about contrast always, it's about contrasts.

1309
01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:43,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's going to be a cute little bear saying that. Yeah,

1310
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:47,560
Speaker 4: yeah the movie ted.

1311
01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:49,480
Speaker 3: Let me put the comment in for me.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Yeah, it's all.

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Speaker 3: For anybody that you know wants to use Dave as

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01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:56,960
Speaker 3: a graphic designer, which I don't think that's anything he's

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01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,120
Speaker 3: interested in doing. But I will say he's great in

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01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:02,480
Speaker 3: the notes process. He listens, Yeah, here's what you say,

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01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:03,800
Speaker 3: and he interprets you correctly.

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Speaker 4: Or go to the website I mentioned earlier and do

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Speaker 4: it yourself. Not to take away from how.

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Speaker 1: Good you're at. You really know how to navigate the.

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Speaker 3: Site, but you literally are oh, yes, all right, well y'all.

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Speaker 1: I mean more in the show video.

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Speaker 3: No I don't, Well, guys, I'm done I am going

1324
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:29,640
Speaker 3: to play.

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Speaker 4: When we're done, I'm going to go to place dot

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Speaker 4: net I'm amazed with.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 5: I said that reflexively because we've been narrating video for

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01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:38,720
Speaker 5: so long.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this could definitely be deadly content for sure. Chris,

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Speaker 3: do you have anything you want to plug?

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Speaker 4: You?

1333
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:46,800
Speaker 3: You only have a plug here there.

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01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:50,360
Speaker 4: I don't, but I will soon. I'm going on tour

1335
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:52,720
Speaker 4: in the new year. It starts with Texas, a little

1336
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:55,800
Speaker 4: Montana and some Saint Louis. But I don't have the

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01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:57,720
Speaker 4: details yet, but it's going to be great.

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Speaker 1: Love it.

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01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:02,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, congratulations o things. Yeah, and I'm just going to

1340
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:05,160
Speaker 3: mention we were on a three month break over Chris

1341
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:09,919
Speaker 3: over summertime, but my favorite murder is back. In case

1342
01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:14,160
Speaker 3: you didn't know that we were on such a long vacation.

1343
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,400
Speaker 3: I think people were like, I think they quit. So

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Speaker 3: we're back.

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Speaker 1: We're back now, that's great. That's great.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Dave, thank you, happy birthday.

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01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:25,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, give me that us so much. Thank you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm on the.

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Speaker 3: Man, carry yourself and nice to see you.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, see too.

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Speaker 5: And also I think I read I successfully wrapped up

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Speaker 5: the Happy Bear, whose team is suck your own dick please, sir.

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Speaker 4: I'll of course a baby blue shirt. Yes, yes, that

1354
01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:48,360
Speaker 4: looks perfect. That's going to be a nice visual, if

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Speaker 4: not just for the promotion of this episode you've been

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Speaker 4: listening to Do you need a ride? D y n

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Speaker 4: suck your own dick? Please shirt a r.

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Speaker 1: I are you.

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01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:02,680
Speaker 3: Wanna way back home?

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01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:05,200
Speaker 1: Either way we want to be there.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim, and give us

1362
01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:16,320
Speaker 3: time and a termino and gay. We want to send you.

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01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:17,799
Speaker 1: Off in style.

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01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:21,320
Speaker 2: Do you want to welcome you back home?

1365
01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:26,599
Speaker 3: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 2: Malcorn?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1368
01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:48,439
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:50,360
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1370
01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:52,320
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:56,840
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1372
01:08:57,760 --> 01:08:58,280
Speaker 5: To ride?

1373
01:08:58,960 --> 01:08:59,839
Speaker 1: Do you need.

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Speaker 3: A little, a little, a little.

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Speaker 2: With Karen and Cress. Yeah,