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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The

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Speaker 1: subject my ex paid well my grandma's funeral. M We'll

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Speaker 1: get into that in just a bit, but right now

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Speaker 1: it is the nephew here with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got for is nef ah. You know, I

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Speaker 1: don't know how to say it. Let me find the

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Speaker 1: right words, because I wanted to sound affectionate. Uh, your

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Speaker 1: wife as fine as heil. I'm gonna beat your ass.

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Speaker 1: Play this ragged as page. I wish you would, wish

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Speaker 1: you would this or something like that. Your wife let fine,

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Speaker 1: isn't he? Come on? Come on, hello, Hello, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to reach Daryl. Yeah, this is Darrel. What was it?

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Speaker 1: And Darrel? A you're doing? My name is Alonzo Man.

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Speaker 1: I um work for you liquor distributing company. I do

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Speaker 1: I distri look at distribution. How you doing today? I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty good? I'm pretty good man. What can I do

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Speaker 1: for you? Hey, We're we're together a big, big event

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Speaker 1: man with vodka and they're throwing a They're throwing a

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Speaker 1: huge pool party. And like I said, I've been I'm

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Speaker 1: in the liquor business man. I've been doing it for

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Speaker 1: for quite some years now, and you know, we're always

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Speaker 1: trying to do a different type of publicity and really

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Speaker 1: get the hype up. And what we're trying to do, man,

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Speaker 1: is really get people to come out to this fashion

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Speaker 1: party because it's the first quarterwy we wanted to be

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Speaker 1: a one to remember. And uh no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no no no, you're I go to the bank,

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Speaker 1: I go to the bank where your where your wife

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Speaker 1: works at Kindred And Okay, what we're trying to do

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Speaker 1: is have I mean, we want our flyer and slash

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Speaker 1: poster to be something really really memorable, something that's gonna

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Speaker 1: really draw people in. And you know you have this,

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Speaker 1: this thing is gonna be all over social media the

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Speaker 1: whole nine yards. So we're trying to see you know,

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Speaker 1: buddy of mine told me here he out of new

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Speaker 1: of you or had a had a number on you,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, cool, let me reach out to him.

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Speaker 1: And he told me you were Kinders's husband, So I

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Speaker 1: want your husband. So I don't understand what my wife's

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Speaker 1: got to do with this whole thing. Okay, what I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to do is see if you were cool with

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Speaker 1: Kindred being on our flyer, man, because your wife is finished,

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Speaker 1: so we want to put her on the flyer. And

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Speaker 1: what you mean my wife is finished? What what do

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Speaker 1: you mean want You're gonna call me up and talk

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Speaker 1: about my wife? N it's wrong with you, brother, bro.

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Speaker 1: It's just it's a respect thing I'm giving you. I'm

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Speaker 1: giving you crowds its crowds, and I'm giving spit out

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Speaker 1: what you need man, because it don't sound right. Dude,

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Speaker 1: we're trying to get your wife. We want to give

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Speaker 1: it to a photo shoot and a borkini so we

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Speaker 1: can put it how. No, you ain't using my wife

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Speaker 1: and no pecchini to put on no fly. You want

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Speaker 1: your damn mindus. My wife's man, respect me. Okay, okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: old on man, Hold on, man, Why are you tripping

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Speaker 1: like his brother? Why are you tripping like my wife?

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Speaker 1: My wife ain't gonna be no damn no fly if

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Speaker 1: for a party man with the you think this is

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Speaker 1: wrong with you? Okay? Bro? Bro? You know what, Man,

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Speaker 1: I tried to call you and give you the respect

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Speaker 1: I mean. I didn't sound like well, well okay, look

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Speaker 1: I didn't call from no argument I just I just

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Speaker 1: talked to Kendra. When I go to the space depart

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Speaker 1: and see if she want to do. Oh, he's gonna

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Speaker 1: throw to my wife's job at the bank. That's what

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Speaker 1: you're gonna do. Okay. I'm just because I'll be there too,

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Speaker 1: and I don't make a deposit with my foot, you know.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, Okay, Okay, hold on, man, we were paying,

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Speaker 1: we're playing five thousand dollars for the photos. What you're paying.

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Speaker 1: No amount of money's gonna let me put my wife,

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Speaker 1: the mother of my children on the post to end.

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Speaker 1: No for Kenny, I don't care how much you can

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Speaker 1: kiss my ask be while let you do that. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: bro Okay. So I ain't gonna really go back and

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Speaker 1: forth with you. Man. I was calling you trying to

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Speaker 1: be a man. Okay, Well I'm trying to be a man,

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Speaker 1: a man with you and just you know, throw the

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Speaker 1: opportunity at you. I'm now you're throwing it. I got

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Speaker 1: me was with disrespect. I wouldn't show me before my

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Speaker 1: wife to be a side. Now no, I don't want

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Speaker 1: none of that. Okay, man, Now your wife fining is hell?

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Speaker 1: People are you need to quit telling me how fine

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Speaker 1: my wife is. Okay, older gave you my phone number

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Speaker 1: in the first place I got. Hey, man, evidently that's

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Speaker 1: all Melling pointed, Just all right, I don't even matter

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Speaker 1: this one the boy do. The issue on the table

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Speaker 1: is I want to take some pictures of Kenny. Let

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Speaker 1: me know when you're playing on going to my wife

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Speaker 1: job at the bank. Let me know. And he's gonna

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Speaker 1: bring your black down there so I can be there. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Nobody calls another brother talking about how fine it's wife is. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I told you know that shouldn't get stopped right there.

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Speaker 1: But you're gonna keep all talking of all my wife. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So let me say this dog. Tommy is the one

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Speaker 1: that said your wife was fine as hell. That's the

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Speaker 1: one brought all this to our attention at the meeting.

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Speaker 1: Tommy is the one that said your wife was fine

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Speaker 1: as hell. Though what I mean Tommy, Tommy said your

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Speaker 1: wife just fine in hell. That's what Tommy can get hit?

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Speaker 1: What to who is Tommy? You don't you take your

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Speaker 1: wife to work in the morning, Let me know, and

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Speaker 1: he's gonna bring you black down there. Okay. And what

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Speaker 1: y'all be What y'all be listening to on the way

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Speaker 1: to work. What radio sex and y'all be listening to?

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Speaker 1: We been listening, Tommy, Baby, you you want abody to

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Speaker 1: get youall? Hey, man, your wife kinder got me to

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Speaker 1: prank you. Bro, Wait till I see my wife and

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Speaker 1: see got my blood pressure up? Oh man, she told me,

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Speaker 1: she said, we're listening to y'all every morning on the

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Speaker 1: way to work. He drops me off and he does work,

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Speaker 1: he said, tom and you got to get it. I said,

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Speaker 1: let me know what, what do he love them most?

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Speaker 1: You say, Ma, I don't know about that right now.

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Speaker 1: It's a man. We love you back, Baby, keep listening

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Speaker 1: to Steaming. So tell me this, broblem what is the

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Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land? Man? What is it? Daryl?

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Speaker 1: It's Steve Harvey with nephew talking. Come on, baby, tell

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Speaker 1: me His reaction was pure right off the dribble, because dog,

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, when you go man and you go,

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Speaker 1: your wife is fine as hell. Wait a minute, look, wait,

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Speaker 1: you thought you could walk up to me and say that,

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Speaker 1: because now, if this is the statement you picked to

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Speaker 1: say to me, yeah, I can't even imagine what's running

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Speaker 1: through your rabbit air mind. But but you thought the

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Speaker 1: complimenting your wife find is hell? Bro me and you

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Speaker 1: me and you got an instant problem. And like he said,

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Speaker 1: what man calls another man to go? Man, your wife

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Speaker 1: find this hell? Dog. It's a compliment. It's all you

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Speaker 1: said it like he was gonna say, ain't she your

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Speaker 1: wife find she find You're at the club and the

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Speaker 1: bottle girl go by, man and look girl, the look

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Speaker 1: bottle girl finding here? Who I see you? Man? Your

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Speaker 1: wife find this hell? What? Ain't that a compliment? Though? No, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: it's an insult because if if you, if all you

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Speaker 1: can must up to me where you can't even contain

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Speaker 1: yourself to have that thought to yourself. You guys to

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Speaker 1: let that much out. It's called this way deeper than that.

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Speaker 1: I don't, right, I just don't. I'm fenna give you

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Speaker 1: five thousand dollars. Man, I don't care what you mother

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Speaker 1: my children. Okay, but what about no bikini. I'm not

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Speaker 1: supposed to say your wife ain't fine at all? Your

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Speaker 1: wife looks straight crazy? I mean, I mean that's better.

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Speaker 1: That's better because that's your opinion, they say everybody in

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Speaker 1: Jackson Bell, Florida. You know fine. I ain't gonna say.

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Speaker 1: I ain't gonna say that. I ain't gonna say that.

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Speaker 1: I will say this. I will say this. They're coming

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Speaker 1: from all over to see that nephew. They're coming up

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Speaker 1: out of Brunswick, Georgia, Savannah, Georgia. St. Augustine, Daytona Beach.

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Speaker 1: They're coming this wicked to see the nephew stand and

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Speaker 1: act a dog gone food. So let me tell you

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Speaker 1: something you already know. I'm at the Ramona Pavilion Ballroom,

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Speaker 1: two shows Friday. Who said seven? In ten Nephew, Tommy

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Speaker 1: and Friends comedy show. You don't want to miss it

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Speaker 1: because they're coming from all over see me acting fool

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Speaker 1: your your wife is? I hope y'all come? Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: somebody to say that to me, I'll be ready to fight.

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Speaker 1: So God, all right, thank you nephew. Coming up next

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Speaker 1: my strawberry letter, the subject my ex paid from my

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Speaker 1: Grandma's funeral. We'll get into it right after this. You're

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Speaker 1: listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.