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Speaker 1: Firm Elvis represents show Zeros giving around here because because

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Speaker 1: at ten o'clock when the show's over, like just let's

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Speaker 1: run right into the beginning of the podcast. We don't

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Speaker 1: care who's here, who's not here. People will just show

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Speaker 1: up and come to the table. Schedules already three minutes late.

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Speaker 1: When you are served dinner or breakfast, wasn't it everybody

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Speaker 1: had to be at the table, no breakfast, And we're

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Speaker 1: not children. I'm just saying I always thought that they

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Speaker 1: was when when your parents served you. At least in

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Speaker 1: my house, it was like Anthony, dinner's ready, and no

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Speaker 1: But this is a podcast. Just my sister would show

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Speaker 1: up like halfway in the middle and just start helping

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Speaker 1: herself out of the pot. But away. I don't. I

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Speaker 1: don't like that whole thing where you have to wait

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Speaker 1: My wife is like, no, everyone doesn't have their food,

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Speaker 1: don't touch it. That's rude. Well, that's why he's doing

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Speaker 1: this podcast. That gets cold. Agreed. Agreed, that's my biggest

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Speaker 1: pet peep. I'll make I'll slave in a hot kitchen

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Speaker 1: over a hot stove and oven and make dinner and

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Speaker 1: time it out perfectly. And then my girlfriends still on

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Speaker 1: her phone and I'm like, hey, not and I put

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Speaker 1: down the plate, or she's like on the couch. I'm like, hey,

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Speaker 1: she goes, okay, I'm gonna go warm my mouth. Well, no,

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Speaker 1: it was warm ten minutes ago. You don't even go

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Speaker 1: warm it up eat a cold. That's bullshit. Sound like

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Speaker 1: such a housewife from the fifties. I wish I could

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Speaker 1: give you a hog. I'm sorry, God, I'm sorry. He's

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Speaker 1: gonna come storming in late for breakfast and complain. Everybody

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Speaker 1: knows we do this podcast at ten o'clock Eastern time

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Speaker 1: every day, and I don't have time to waste. In fact,

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Speaker 1: for three minutes later, I'm leaving three minutes early. Whoa bullshit?

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Speaker 1: But we have a special guest in here today who

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Speaker 1: doesn't usually sit in with us as a podcast. I'm

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Speaker 1: not a special guest. I'm just here when no one

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Speaker 1: else is here. No, there was a reason particularly gave

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Speaker 1: you the way up. What are we talking? Conversation? Earlier

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Speaker 1: today we were talking about how much it would cost

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Speaker 1: for certain things to happen, I know, and we were like,

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Speaker 1: Scotty's going to have a lot to say about this. Well,

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Speaker 1: I have to say what Scotty sent me? Do you? So?

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Speaker 1: We were talking about my price to have intercourse with

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Speaker 1: a man? Yes, I can't even believe. And I think

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Speaker 1: I said five grand, which I'm being realistic, flashed five

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars. I'd really consider it. And you say that

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Speaker 1: the price will be different for the top versus the bottom,

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Speaker 1: higher for the bottom. Absolutely, And I'll be honest, I

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Speaker 1: don't think I could get it up to beat a

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Speaker 1: top pretty hard. I thought about that. I thought about

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Speaker 1: that too. I think, how much have you thought about it, Scott?

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Speaker 1: I have thought about it a lot. I mean, there's

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Speaker 1: ways that I could make it happen, but it's going

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Speaker 1: to be very difficult. Well, here's the thing, like, if

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Speaker 1: the scientific term, if I was to give fallacio to

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Speaker 1: a man, it's a podcast. You say what you want.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I could physically do it. I don't

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Speaker 1: think I would? Why not? How long ago was it?

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Speaker 1: But wait? How do you know you could give? Why not?

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Speaker 1: How could you not get? The mouth is a mouth? No? No, no,

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Speaker 1: I understand this point. Physically, physically you could open your mouth. Mentally,

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Speaker 1: you and I could never do that. I couldn't know.

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Speaker 1: don't think I could do it. I don't think I

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Speaker 1: could do it. But you couldn't do it? Maybe a

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Speaker 1: It makes it a lot better, make it. You couldn't

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Speaker 1: Someone's going to proposition you. Well, they could proposition only one.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's only certain people. You know you

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Speaker 1: I don't know how is that a thing? All right?

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Speaker 1: If you had to pick between Scary and Brody, who

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Speaker 1: Neither one s Okay, here's the twist. What celebrity guy

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Speaker 1: would you do for free? We've had this conversation. I

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Speaker 1: repeating because I don't think Scotty was in here for

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Speaker 1: that mine. I've got to Chris Pratt and Robert Downey Jr. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I think that I really got nothing. But back in

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, you like the spray de lay walk

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Speaker 1: I'm looking it up. Scary and when I was a kid,

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Speaker 1: I don't know this guy. I don't look at names. Yeah, Tom,

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Speaker 1: have one. And like when you're playing the would you

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Speaker 1: I'd rather die. We'll stop playing the game. It used

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Speaker 1: her reasons for thinking that you're gay? It's the way

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Speaker 1: amount it would take him to do Nate, Yes, all

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Speaker 1: these things texting Now, I was going to say, I

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Speaker 1: He'd be like, oh no, never, I could never pick anyone.

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Speaker 1: Well that's isn't it. Yeah. Well, always the angriest people,

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Speaker 1: bathroom tapping some guy ship. Yeah. I was like, let

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Speaker 1: me see your corn Hub search, buddy, I want to

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Speaker 1: see what happen. You know I did tell you that.

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Speaker 1: picking fruit. I'm not gonna say his name. I mean

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Speaker 1: like when I was when I was a kid and

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Speaker 1: I know I did what was going on? I didn't know,

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Speaker 1: sleepover and I walked home. He took how about this

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Speaker 1: scenario I want. We texted us earlier and said, a

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Speaker 1: a million dollars, and I did not hesitate and said absolutely,

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Speaker 1: let me? A million dollars is more than enough to

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Speaker 1: I bring it up. What do you think about that scenario?

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Speaker 1: What movie was that? In decent proposals? I know why

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Speaker 1: he's mad because he's figured that she would do the same.

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Speaker 1: She's okay with him sleeping around for a million, meaning

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Speaker 1: she would sleep around. You know that's not what she

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Speaker 1: said though. She said she would offer her husband up

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Speaker 1: to have sex what I'm saying, and and watch it

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Speaker 1: for a million, right, which means he's thinking she'd be

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Speaker 1: okay doing that with someone else. Also, this guy's crazy

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Speaker 1: for getting upset. Why would anyone that I couldn't live

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Speaker 1: some other guy have to be married? What about happening

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Speaker 1: to watch with some other woman? Now we're talking about

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Speaker 1: my wife looks at things differently than I do. I know,

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Speaker 1: I couldn't live with the thought of it, like in

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Speaker 1: my wife had sex with the man so I could

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Speaker 1: drive that camaro. I wouldn't want it. That's how the

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Speaker 1: entire Kardashian family lives. Yep, that's why I don't want it.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I watched a movie this this weekend.

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Speaker 1: It's uh the guy from h Family, Guy McFall, has

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Speaker 1: hooker and she's engaged. She's she's married to a guy

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Speaker 1: and he comes to see her after she sleeps. She's, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I just blew a guy. Sorry, I had bad breath.

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Speaker 1: Like he's fine with the fact that she's making money,

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Speaker 1: and she says to him, so she comes at you, Oh, honey,

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Speaker 1: guess what I'm gonna be able to afford that present?

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Speaker 1: You want it for your birthday? I got an anal

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Speaker 1: appointment coming in an hour and he's paying extra. He's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: that's fabulous, Like he was totally cool with his wife

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Speaker 1: doing whatever because they would counting the money the whole way. Scary.

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Speaker 1: Could you do that if your wife was was, let's say,

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Speaker 1: a hooker, your girlfriend was a hooker, but you will

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Speaker 1: live at large, that'd be fine. I think I'd be

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Speaker 1: okay with it. Oh my god, it's a tough pill

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Speaker 1: to swallow. I'm okay with a one time thing hooker. No. No,

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Speaker 1: but you know you do it once for some extra cash?

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Speaker 1: Great million dollars? What if she had to tell you

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Speaker 1: everything she did? Can I? Can I read something? This

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Speaker 1: is the one of the funniest things I've ever seen online.

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Speaker 1: So there is this question where somebody said, would you

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Speaker 1: watch your man or woman bang someone else for ten

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Speaker 1: million dollars? Yeah? And so this guy responded and it's

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Speaker 1: one of the funniest things I've ever read, and it

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Speaker 1: was it's a little filthy, it's a little raw, so

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Speaker 1: bear with me. So the question is, would you watch

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Speaker 1: your man or woman bank someone else for ten million dollars?

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Speaker 1: Leaning Cuisine's response was on Instagram, watch bitch a coacher?

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Speaker 1: Fuck you mean? Take them strokes like a pro out

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Speaker 1: of a playbook filled with positions for him. I'd bring

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Speaker 1: the rubbers, I'd bring water and crackers in every five minutes.

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, y'all good, just how if you need me?

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Speaker 1: I was leading cuisine for ten millions dollar. That's the first.

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