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Speaker 3: Four years ago, a miracle was inspired by an uplifting slogan,
Speaker 3: yeah we come, later turned into an insufferable pop song,
Speaker 3: Yes we came this year. The slogan is forward, which
Speaker 3: sounds like the kind of thing that Matthew Broderick shouted
Speaker 3: at his soldiers in Glory before they were shot to pieces.
Speaker 3: The Democrats clearly needed help. Let's think of a punchy
Speaker 3: slogan you can slap on a bumper sticker and that
Speaker 3: will make everyone excited for the four years ahead.
Speaker 4: So he didn't create this, he inherited this.
Speaker 3: I don't hate it, but I've definitely don't like it.
Speaker 5: I'm looking for a like a three word slogan, moving on,
Speaker 5: moving on up.
Speaker 6: We've still our trials and tribulations and we're going to
Speaker 6: get through them.
Speaker 3: That's do you know what a slogan is?
Speaker 4: Nobody's perfect.
Speaker 5: Nobody's perfect.
Speaker 4: That's that's not bad. It's pretty bad.
Speaker 3: I feel worse than I did when we started this conversation.
Speaker 3: I do apologize.
Speaker 4: That's not bad.
Speaker 3: I do apologize.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, oh okay. He's trying the best that he can.
Speaker 3: Right, He's trying the best that he can. That's that's
Speaker 3: a pretty good slogan. Obartma twenty twelve. He's trying the
Speaker 3: best that he can.
Speaker 4: He's trying the best that he can. He's trying the
Speaker 4: best that he can. I think that he's been blocked
Speaker 4: by Congress.
Speaker 7: I think I really believe that there's been no comp
Speaker 7: remise there.
Speaker 4: He's trying the best that he can.
Speaker 3: I don't love it, and I do hate it. So
Speaker 3: anything better.
Speaker 4: It's just taken longer than we thought. So some people
Speaker 4: started to lose hope.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure that really works as a slogan.
Speaker 3: Are you excited to have the president we elected?
Speaker 8: Job?
Speaker 4: Absolutely?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 3: Would you mind telling your face, voice, and personality about
Speaker 3: that excitement?
Speaker 4: Sure, I'm real excited. It's difficult to be president. It's
Speaker 4: difficult to be president.
Speaker 3: It is a very difficult job the States.
Speaker 4: You're responsible for an entire country.
Speaker 3: Logo needs to be U. He doesn't know.
Speaker 4: It's difficult to be difficult. I told you it was
Speaker 4: not a good slow it's.
Speaker 3: A terrible slogan. There are no bad ideas at this point.
Speaker 3: Slogan for future go let us do it. Okay. So
Speaker 3: that's the bar that we're working from.
Speaker 4: So I'm looking for a slogan. What do you got?
Speaker 4: Yes we can, Yes we can, Yes we can?
Speaker 5: Is to the isn't a name, it's an old T
Speaker 5: shirt to wear?
Speaker 4: What do you got now? Yes we can, but we
Speaker 4: need to wait?
Speaker 9: That was that? Was it?
Speaker 4: Say that again? Yes we can, but that's it. That's it.
Speaker 4: Yes we can, box, yes we can, but the European
Speaker 4: debt crisis is completely out of his control. No way,
Speaker 4: it's not as ball. Yes we can, but he heard
Speaker 4: it crap, I mean, I mean, was terrible.
Speaker 10: Yes we can, but with three words and an extra
Speaker 10: words that will ring from coat the coast, from yes we.
Speaker 5: Can't, but yes we can, but yes we can, but yes.
Speaker 8: We can.
Speaker 3: Forward in Denver, there's only one question on every ridiculously
Speaker 3: dressed upond it's mind.
Speaker 1: Will the Clinton forces and the Obama forces unite?
Speaker 4: Can the Democratic Party truly come together.
Speaker 3: We sat down with a diverse group of Democrats to find.
Speaker 4: Out we're unified. Then the fact that we don't want
Speaker 4: Obama to become our next president.
Speaker 2: I will not vote for Senator Barack Hussain Obama.
Speaker 3: Apparently the Clinton supporters are united, and they've got the
Speaker 3: websites to prove it.
Speaker 10: Clintonsfor McCain dot com, Democrats for McCain dot com, Higher
Speaker 10: heels dot com, Wait dot com.
Speaker 4: It stands for a party unity.
Speaker 3: My ass did you consider fatbuy dot com?
Speaker 5: It's taken, and we'll look at a few names similar
Speaker 5: to that.
Speaker 4: But they were taken.
Speaker 3: They had their reasons and an unassilable logic.
Speaker 4: The DNC has betrayed us as Democrats.
Speaker 6: There was an abundance of fraud.
Speaker 2: Florida and Michigan was completely unfair.
Speaker 4: Exactly.
Speaker 9: It's not like she ever agreed to exclude the vote
Speaker 9: in Florida Michigan. She didn't agree to that except in
Speaker 9: two thousand and seven when she did agree to it,
Speaker 9: but that was before she needed the votes.
Speaker 3: I couldn't help but feel for them.
Speaker 2: I am proired of being called a racist just because
Speaker 2: I do disagree with them.
Speaker 4: Oh, you didn't vote for my candidate.
Speaker 2: Therefore your racist give me a break, that's lazy, give
Speaker 2: me a better one.
Speaker 3: So what explains what happened in the primary?
Speaker 2: The media created a dialogue that was truly sexist.
Speaker 1: Center Clinton, her gender was always made to be the
Speaker 1: main issue at hand.
Speaker 3: Clearly these people needed healing. I spoke with child psychologist
Speaker 3: Wendy Ludlow.
Speaker 9: That's cheating.
Speaker 4: Sometimes children just aren't group reddit. They need a little
Speaker 4: individual support.
Speaker 9: To develop their pro social skills and behaviors.
Speaker 3: I found suffering Clinton supporters who were only too happy
Speaker 3: to be helped and brought them to the celestial Seasonings
Speaker 3: post primary human center And who have Dan who's doing
Speaker 3: a picture of what the is that?
Speaker 8: Then the man is still the elections?
Speaker 3: The man still in the election. Do you feel less
Speaker 3: angry than you were this morning?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: Well, use play therapy techniques to help kids develop coping falls,
Speaker 2: such as I can keep my hands to myself, then.
Speaker 3: I feel mad.
Speaker 11: I stop my feet when I get upset and shake
Speaker 11: my fists in the air, and then I feel better
Speaker 11: and I stop acting like such a bitch. Okay, I
Speaker 11: don't like using the naughty corner for kids.
Speaker 3: Okay, girls, this is the naughty horn.
Speaker 4: That's rights. I don't be a Jones, that's not He's
Speaker 4: not way agree.
Speaker 3: We're gonna come on.
Speaker 8: Some play therapists do use animals in their play.
Speaker 4: That can be a great way to help.
Speaker 6: People learn how to keep calm a terrible So go
Speaker 6: get him?
Speaker 11: Get him?
Speaker 12: How is it?
Speaker 3: Can we get it?
Speaker 4: Can we hear it again? She could up?
Speaker 3: Moscow must go. Yes with the plumper approach. Party unity
Speaker 3: is with Leach.
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania Democrats passed a new law, but not some foreign policy.
Speaker 1: They cooked up a loophole to push last call to
Speaker 1: four a m. After everybody go just to B and
Speaker 1: C delegates.
Speaker 4: Good times beers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, twice as much privilege, Yes, double up on the privilege.
Speaker 1: All right, what about the people who can't get in?
Speaker 1: I have to stop drinking that too. Come on three
Speaker 1: and these Democrats getting told up till four in the morning,
Speaker 1: and we were getting stuff done. According to my main man,
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania Senator Bob Casey, you do.
Speaker 4: A lot of networking. For example, someone just brought me
Speaker 4: this beer and I'm in a network with that. First. Okay,
Speaker 4: let's roll play.
Speaker 1: You be you not be another senator. I want to
Speaker 1: be a Republican from Alaska because there ain't no black people.
Speaker 1: Everybody would vote for me. Okay, all right, so show
Speaker 1: me how networking happens in these you starting, Hey, Joe.
Speaker 4: Joe, I really love Alaska, bro, and I love you too.
Speaker 1: Vote for my meal.
Speaker 4: I'm from Alaska.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, it's a good networking with your good time. Yes,
Speaker 1: this exemption is hip the critical as hell man, but
Speaker 1: I discovered you can't keep the good people of Philly down.
Speaker 1: I always drink past you though. I just drink. I
Speaker 1: don't worry about the laws. I understand. I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: drunk as hell, Bro, I'm gonna be drinking right over
Speaker 1: there a garage until that time. You're drinking a garage. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in a garage. You politicians have your loopholes. The people
Speaker 1: of Philly have, even if it is in a creepy
Speaker 1: ass garage.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much, or I thank you so much.
Speaker 13: Now now, Ronnie Shang, it's his first time in Philly,
Speaker 13: and he also took to the streets after I asked
Speaker 13: him to investigate the scene in Philadelphia.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you did send me to investigate, Trevor, but it
Speaker 7: was ninety nine degrees out and after ten minutes, don't
Speaker 7: you can?
Speaker 3: I wanted to investigate. Was a cold drink?
Speaker 4: Can I get some ice water?
Speaker 12: Please?
Speaker 4: We saw water ice, ice water water ice. No, you
Speaker 4: don't get it. I want ice water.
Speaker 13: Well, there's a store for that.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Why do you have a sign that says ice water?
Speaker 1: Because it's a Philly thing.
Speaker 4: It's frozen dessert.
Speaker 8: It's water ice.
Speaker 4: Listen, buddy, we can call it addicting a teacup.
Speaker 5: If you want to what flavor do you want?
Speaker 4: Lemon cherry chop with a pineapple.
Speaker 12: It's not hard, it's fourth flavors.
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 4: Can you give me cherry without the cherry.
Speaker 9: I'm not a scientist.
Speaker 3: I cannot take the flavor out of the water ice.
Speaker 3: You get it? How I give it?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Well, it's a problem.
Speaker 8: Man. You're way out of your league here.
Speaker 4: But we're gonna do about it. Man, try it and
Speaker 4: you might like it.
Speaker 1: Tib I don't like I will come back and kick.
Speaker 4: Let's go, buddy, I'm always ready. That's actually really good.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Family Wrestling nineteen forty five.
Speaker 4: I get like a large show. Thanks a lot, man,
Speaker 4: have a good day.
Speaker 12: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3: I was at the Pepsi Center to Whitney's history just
Speaker 3: outside the security perimeter and next to the Jamberdoo stand
Speaker 3: you ready to heal?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 8: I want to watch this.
Speaker 2: Can you back home?
Speaker 3: Let's just heal together. Are you ready to heal? Are
Speaker 3: you ready to heal? Are you ready to heal? Are
Speaker 3: we gonna heal? Come on or I don't move? Are
Speaker 3: you gonna heal?
Speaker 4: For Rock?
Speaker 3: Obama and Joe fin God bless you and God see
Speaker 3: Hillary supporters, did you heal tonight? Just forty five minutes ago?
Speaker 3: These people couldn't walk.
Speaker 4: We heal, we heal.
Speaker 3: They said he couldn't do it, but he might have
Speaker 3: done it. Pending tomorrow's press narrative. The speech was amazing.
Speaker 3: It brought people together.
Speaker 4: How do you feel? Not great? Actually?
Speaker 3: What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: I don't think we can use a band aid to
Speaker 4: cover this wound at this point.
Speaker 3: Let me get this strike. You don't think we've healed.
Speaker 4: I don't think we've healed.
Speaker 2: I think if you look at a circumstance like what
Speaker 2: happened in Nevada where Hillary Clinton won the stage, and
Speaker 2: that's not the kind of you know, the politics that
Speaker 2: any real politics, knew politics.
Speaker 4: Anything that anybody should condone. Are you all right?
Speaker 13: You're gonna be saying.
Speaker 3: Why do we have to fight?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Let this be it?
Speaker 3: Oh Hillary? Is no one gonna help me up? Like
Speaker 3: hopeful Cattles, I spill out into the night on what
Speaker 3: into a bright future and the inevitable defeat in November.
Speaker 12: There's one key message at the Democratic Convention that's just
Speaker 12: not in dispute.
Speaker 8: We are the Big ten party. We represent everyone.
Speaker 4: We're definitely the arms wide open party. We have a
Speaker 4: party of inclusion.
Speaker 3: We have just about everybody you can possibly imagine in
Speaker 3: the party.
Speaker 4: Yes, they were open to everybody.
Speaker 7: Basically, we're Latinos, Hispanics, we're blacks, we're the LGBT community
Speaker 7: where women.
Speaker 4: We're pars. Everyone's welcome.
Speaker 7: Ever, everyone's welcome except except unless you own a corporation
Speaker 7: or if you're a hunter, a gun owner, white males.
Speaker 4: Really all there.
Speaker 7: Are a bunch of gun tote and hillbilly tea partiers,
Speaker 7: That's all I have to say. Bang bang bang bang
Speaker 7: bang right, a bunch of turcos right definitely, how open
Speaker 7: are you well?
Speaker 4: Open enough to include everybody?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: Really, who wouldn't you include We.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't include those beer totin fakers down in the Florida
Speaker 4: the Tampa convention guys, you know the types, hot belly
Speaker 4: and church going, small minded, anti science.
Speaker 7: Nine to seventy sam hail belly.
Speaker 5: Whack job, evangelical, gun nuts.
Speaker 4: They don't want to hear a message of difference and
Speaker 4: of hope.
Speaker 11: What can you and I teach these whack jobs about inclusion?
Speaker 4: You go first. You can't teach them anything.
Speaker 8: Don't have a clue about science, Very questionable on any
Speaker 8: kind of thought that involves more than two or three sentences.
Speaker 6: We are the Big ten party and we will let
Speaker 6: most anybody in, unless, of course they're carrying guns.
Speaker 12: Right, Who needs that?
Speaker 4: One hundred and forty six million people.
Speaker 9: In your party?
Speaker 3: The Democratic Party, we don't stereotype.
Speaker 8: We don't generalize.
Speaker 6: The Teabagger is generalized because they have very narrow minded people.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 5: This has been historically the party of tolerance.
Speaker 6: The teapeag yours are the least tolerant group I've ever seen,
Speaker 6: and they're destroying us.
Speaker 5: Can you say that more dismissively?
Speaker 8: Ugh?
Speaker 3: How's that?
Speaker 5: I've always called them Nazis and evil even before it
Speaker 5: was appropriate.
Speaker 6: Actually, these Christian evangelicals don't get it because I don't
Speaker 6: believe they ever actually.
Speaker 4: Read the Bible. I have a feeling they have read
Speaker 4: it well, possibly but didn't.
Speaker 5: No more than possibly.
Speaker 6: This is so inclusive.
Speaker 8: You know, we even invite that redneck freaks in.
Speaker 4: We don't judge. What don't they get about the tolerance?
Speaker 4: I would never call a redneck and name.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 12: I'm thinking like a couple of teeth, you know, hair
Speaker 12: out of place, maybe a nice gut, okay, like, yeah.
Speaker 4: We're gonna go now, tamer if we don't to.
Speaker 11: Throw me party, I don't put on the clean t
Speaker 11: shir and maerage my let go po po do.
Speaker 9: It so.
Speaker 6: None the world would be very beautiful if we could
Speaker 6: just accept everybody's.
Speaker 5: Differences exactly, accept everyone's differences. M h, everyone's differences. Yes,
Speaker 5: we need to accept everyone.
Speaker 6: You mean I should accept them?
Speaker 4: Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 12: The conventions are in full swing and the race is
Speaker 12: on to see who's going to win the news war.
Speaker 12: If we have the best political team on television to.
Speaker 9: Hear the best political coverage anywhere.
Speaker 12: The best political team in the business, maybe the twenty
Speaker 12: four hour snooze networks haven't heard.
Speaker 4: That the DS was in town the time to introduce
Speaker 4: these clupls to the new Alpha.
Speaker 12: Don't have a taste, Cooper, because we own this convention.
Speaker 12: And then you and all your boys are fresh meat.
Speaker 3: Look down on my news, mighty undersband. I will now
Speaker 3: sign autographs.
Speaker 4: What are you a delegate?
Speaker 9: No, I'm a guest.
Speaker 5: Oh what kind of guests?
Speaker 6: Special guest?
Speaker 4: A special guest? You walk down by yourself?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 11: Yes, for you.
Speaker 4: You're very proud of somebody.
Speaker 3: What do you look forward to not accomplishing this year
Speaker 3: in Congress?
Speaker 4: What kind of question that.
Speaker 5: If you saw a fellow delegate littering or doing something
Speaker 5: that was not very green.
Speaker 3: How would you handle it?
Speaker 4: Well? I would stop them and ask them to.
Speaker 7: Pick it up.
Speaker 4: That sounds like a democrat to me. Yeah, demonstration demo.
Speaker 5: I don't feel like recycling this.
Speaker 4: Ask pick it up, please, thank you, pick it up?
Speaker 7: Please.
Speaker 5: You're gonna ask me a question?
Speaker 6: I sorry, I thought you were gonna ask me a question.
Speaker 9: You Ibama delegate from the state of Michigan.
Speaker 8: Life.
Speaker 7: This is boring.
Speaker 4: I don't want to talk to this.
Speaker 5: Turn Hey, Sam Losers are part of this convention too,
Speaker 5: answer Sam, we.
Speaker 1: Really want Hey, ladies and gentlemen, I'm old. I don't.
Speaker 4: You I thought you want to ask me.
Speaker 5: You thought I want to ask you a question.
Speaker 3: That's why I want to ask.
Speaker 4: You a question. All right, what's that.
Speaker 3: I'm with BABYC with BBC. Well, I'm British, so I
Speaker 3: think I'm allowed to known British. You don't need the
Speaker 3: credential to be British. This my voice is my credential.
Speaker 3: Listen to this Aluminium That mean now the question is hi, Hillary,
Speaker 3: this is I'm telling you. My voice is my credential.
Speaker 3: Will Oh, you are kidding me. You're kidding me needsucing,
Speaker 3: But that.
Speaker 12: Korting population means a Republican cab.
Speaker 4: All right, you're ready for use now.
Speaker 8: No, I'm not ready for you.
Speaker 4: No question number one. Don't don't blow this.
Speaker 3: Don't blow this interview? You are you boy?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Looks pretty good. I'll be taking that. I want some
Speaker 4: more about three thirty You got me? Oh yeah. We're
Speaker 4: not just reporting the news. We are the news. That's
Speaker 4: how we roll.
Speaker 11: This week's Democratic Convention became the center of the media universe,
Speaker 11: a universe ruled by television. Is there anything that you
Speaker 11: would like to say to our audience of infidels, Uh.
Speaker 4: Who do you have to to get in here? Tons
Speaker 4: of people?
Speaker 11: But there were other forms of media too, like newspapers.
Speaker 4: Bob Woodward kind of a dick. No, great guy, Let's
Speaker 4: pretend the camera's not running. What word's kind of a dick?
Speaker 5: Woodward is somebody who knows how to get people to talk.
Speaker 4: You also know, no guys like that? Diss a dick?
Speaker 4: What's the deal with Ziggy.
Speaker 8: Ziggy?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I mean's Tom Wilson just phoning it in these
Speaker 4: days or what?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 8: We never make up stuff.
Speaker 11: Wasn't there a guy who made up a bunch of stuff?
Speaker 8: Well? And talk about Jason Blyer that that was not
Speaker 8: under my watch as managing editor.
Speaker 1: What session does he work for now? He's gone from
Speaker 1: the arms.
Speaker 4: Kelly's a pretty good comic. Oh yeah, yeah, fun days
Speaker 4: are terrible thing. I get a kick down. It's good,
Speaker 4: it's good, it's good. I hang it up on my cube.
Speaker 5: And then there's radio.
Speaker 4: Liberal media to me is the New York Times, in
Speaker 4: the Washington Post and the ABC. Those guys might as
Speaker 4: well be wearing a dress.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4: When you were a kid, Did you always want to
Speaker 4: be a radio talk show host?
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 4: Do you want me to turn down the volume? I
Speaker 4: don't know. Maybe your equipment's acting up. It could be
Speaker 4: your mouth.
Speaker 8: We know.
Speaker 12: Yet the problem with.
Speaker 4: This, But we're just that's much better, is it?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Okay, keep going and finally getting a seat at the
Speaker 11: table Internet bloggers all right, of the big name bloggers.
Speaker 5: Here, a lot of the higher are mostly red bloggers
Speaker 5: have been around Adria's Josh Marsh the right talking point
Speaker 5: in Steve Winer.
Speaker 11: Okay, now I'm talking about the big time bloggers, the
Speaker 11: big time top tier.
Speaker 6: Are they here?
Speaker 4: They are the top tier? Coss who else? Oh, Coss?
Speaker 4: Coss is here?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Where are they? It's been around. I think he's in
Speaker 4: the front row too, cos he's distracted.
Speaker 11: Hi.
Speaker 4: Do you think that the Democratic National Committee has treated
Speaker 4: the nerds? And by nerds, I mean you well as
Speaker 4: well as nerds can be treated.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: They don't like him, so they gotta hold it up
Speaker 3: like that? Is that right right there? So he's got
Speaker 3: to reinvent himself?
Speaker 12: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 6: Is this weird for you?
Speaker 3: Are all one?
Speaker 11: Things?
Speaker 4: For sure?
Speaker 11: As journalists, the most rewarding part of the week was
Speaker 11: being among our peers.
Speaker 10: Do you think the Democrats have successfully put their agenda
Speaker 10: out there during this convention?
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