Speaker 1: Hey there, Andrew, thanks for my birthday love last week.
Speaker 1: I really I had a great birthday. I'm so happy
Speaker 1: to hear that it was great. Fifty I am fifty now.
Speaker 2: I feel like when we started this six years ago,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, you're fifty, right, and you'd be like, shut.
Speaker 1: Up, yeah that you're right. And now yeah now AARP
Speaker 1: and Centrum Silver love that all day. Well, it's good
Speaker 1: to take a multivitamin. Yeah, I take it every day.
Speaker 1: Good san. Did you see the picture I posted with
Speaker 1: Centrum Silver and AARP magazine? Did you see it? Because
Speaker 1: you know fifty and everything.
Speaker 2: The fact that this is being pre recorded and you're
Speaker 2: already planning your photo that now I'm going to react to,
Speaker 2: Oh I already.
Speaker 1: Took the picture. Oh yeah, I'm just ready to post it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, no, I mean I posted it funny.
Speaker 1: That was so good man. Oh god, I hate this
Speaker 1: pre recording stuff. I get so confused.
Speaker 2: You're the one who wanted to pre record. Well we have,
Speaker 2: I didn't have a text sensage you form you.
Speaker 1: Dude, there's like holidays coming up in vacations, and we
Speaker 1: got to bang them out anyway.
Speaker 2: Bang I can can, because yes, the photo was live,
Speaker 2: but understand that this is pre recorded. What's the caption
Speaker 2: going to be?
Speaker 1: You mean, what was it? Sure? Hashtag this is fifty
Speaker 1: what Yeah, that's it. That's it. Just simple to the point.
Speaker 1: I don't want anybody thinking happy birthday. I don't want
Speaker 1: any of that. I mean, I didn't want any of that.
Speaker 1: I just you know, I just wanted people to just
Speaker 1: to know.
Speaker 2: Is it a photo carousel or are you just gonna do.
Speaker 1: The one just one, just one shot. I'm not that
Speaker 1: person that promotes my birthday or anything like that. I
Speaker 1: don't care. That's why I didn't mention it in the
Speaker 1: last episode because it's over now, Okay, I'm not that guy. Well,
Speaker 1: happy birthday, thank you. And the crab legs were delicious.
Speaker 1: Thank you for setting that up for me, of course,
Speaker 1: oh my favorite.
Speaker 2: I honestly, I was never a crab leg fan. And
Speaker 2: it was crazy because my uncle worked at the fish market,
Speaker 2: so we would always do like a summer barbecue with
Speaker 2: huge king crab legs and literally like I would just
Speaker 2: always pass it up. And now with butter, there is
Speaker 2: nothing better. The same thing with like lobster. I love lobster.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden too.
Speaker 1: King crab legs are like seven hundred dollars a pound
Speaker 1: right now, I mean not really, but they're also they're
Speaker 1: they're way better than.
Speaker 2: The Oh my god, there's nothing like having a crack
Speaker 2: open the big leg with the huge meaty crawl.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's great. I will say. They're very
Speaker 1: prickly though. Yeah, well, well you guys took us to
Speaker 1: a great place to pre crack, so you don't have
Speaker 1: to do it pre cracked. Yeah, you know you're in
Speaker 1: a good spot when there's a slight cracked down the
Speaker 1: middle and a shrimp cocktail. He'll tell you something. Shrimp cocktail.
Speaker 1: I could eat.
Speaker 2: Every single day anything with shrimp. Really, there is no
Speaker 2: bad way to make shrimp.
Speaker 1: I can easily go through two dozen shrimp. When their
Speaker 1: cocktail form so much same, so much cholesterol. That's bad. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's salty. This just has a lot of cholesterol in it.
Speaker 2: What are the shrimp doing that makes them hit the cholesterol?
Speaker 1: They eat crap from the bottom.
Speaker 2: They're bottom feeders, gotcha, because they're like the bugs of
Speaker 2: the ocean.
Speaker 1: And lobster too, but so expensive. Oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you know that lobster used to be poor people food.
Speaker 1: Back in the day, they used to give it to prisoners.
Speaker 1: Bring it back day, bring it back right.
Speaker 2: Well, to be honest, I'm not expecting like prisoners to
Speaker 2: probably get good lobster. They probably just were throwing them
Speaker 2: full lobster and saying, let's.
Speaker 1: Go right, So anyway, let's eat cereal. Well, going to Cereal,
Speaker 1: kill it. You have lobster flavored cereal. I wonder if
Speaker 1: there's any ever seafood cereal.
Speaker 2: There definitely is as a gag gift in like a
Speaker 2: Spencer's where it's like fishios shrimpos exactly, shrimpos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do have like fish powder. No, no, I'm
Speaker 1: good they could do that. So this is the second
Speaker 1: one in the three cereal line of pillows from Walmart
Speaker 1: Great Value. We had the peanut butter chocolate ones. Those
Speaker 1: were good, but weird, remember those A couple of episodes
Speaker 1: too much one. I think I just had a stroke
Speaker 1: live peano what I don't know. I don't know anyway,
Speaker 1: So this is a crunchy hazel nut and cocoa. We
Speaker 1: still have the cinnamon another one down there. We'll do
Speaker 1: that again coming up soon, am I? Okay? Why don't
Speaker 1: I talk about it. Yea, yeah.
Speaker 2: So this is a pillow cereal crunchy hazel nut and
Speaker 2: cocoa filled cereal bites Pillow cereal from Great Value, which
Speaker 2: as you know, comes from the Walmart. It has a
Speaker 2: fun word search on the back. How are you feeling
Speaker 2: about this one? You're excited for this?
Speaker 1: Yeah, not so much because I don't love the hazel nott.
Speaker 2: Well, it seems like the top was a little open
Speaker 2: stripped it.
Speaker 1: I see, Oh, two bags. Well that's what the two bags, folks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what they do.
Speaker 2: Let's open this one. Okay, it smells nice. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: smells utelly. Okay, let's let's go on in. Scott's out
Speaker 2: of commission.
Speaker 1: No, no, I'm good. He's good for now. These almost
Speaker 1: look like plastic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're a little shiny.
Speaker 1: Hm hmm for cookies even they look they look cookie
Speaker 1: like the thing.
Speaker 2: That you get when you have coffee, those little cookies
Speaker 2: that you dip in the coffee and it breaks up instantly.
Speaker 1: But it's chocolate. Looks like that's what that is. So
Speaker 1: we're gonna use two percent milk today.
Speaker 2: Andrew, Okay, great from Tuscan cow milk.
Speaker 1: As always, we don't have to give them so many mentions.
Speaker 1: They're not paying us.
Speaker 2: Yet, Okay, fingers crossed, We've got to give.
Speaker 1: Them what they need. Bro come on, all right, one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it tastes like it's stuffed with nutella. It
Speaker 1: really does. If you're a fan of that. This is
Speaker 1: a great cereal. This is better done than the peanut
Speaker 1: butter one, although I prefer the peanut butter.
Speaker 2: This is really really good. Like, if there was ever
Speaker 2: a new tell Cereal.
Speaker 1: It would be this. You know why there might be soon.
Speaker 2: Because of the partnership between kellogg.
Speaker 1: And not even a partnership. They bought them. Yeah, Matt
Speaker 1: Ferrera bought Kellogg's the cereal division, not the snack division,
Speaker 1: just just cereal. The new telebiscuits taste like that. Hmm,
Speaker 1: that's amazing. I'm gonna give that five bulls. Really. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is the closest you can get. And this is
Speaker 1: crazy that it's a Walmart Cereal.
Speaker 2: This is the closest you will get to a new
Speaker 2: tele Cereal that I've ever had.
Speaker 1: It's interesting because usually store brands copy name brands, right,
Speaker 1: they got this down there themselves.
Speaker 2: This is the cookie is perfectly flaky, It's filled with
Speaker 2: just the right amount. This is.
Speaker 1: Very good, but again it has no right being this good.
Speaker 1: Are you giving your children this for breakfast? I mean no,
Speaker 1: but because I don't have children one day you'll see
Speaker 1: one day.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, but my mom would never buy that from
Speaker 2: me in the first place.
Speaker 1: Is dessert. Again, I'm not a huge fan of hazel it.
Speaker 1: This is really good. Four balls, the one that's dry,
Speaker 1: Four balls and a spoon for me. I don't want
Speaker 1: a hand, jam, I'm gonna four that's great. While you're
Speaker 1: getting that out of there, I'm gonna play this Serial
Speaker 1: Killers intern National. Yeah, let's see how this one is. Andrew,
Speaker 1: my mom. We're eating your mom. Oh, and dad brought
Speaker 1: this back. So this this is going to be very similar,
Speaker 1: right right, hazel neut? Right it is chocoal noise it hazelnut. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so this is going to be really similar.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you where it's not, because the chocolate that
Speaker 2: we always get from Europe always says different from the America.
Speaker 1: Right, But this one was really good, So this one
Speaker 1: has to be extra good if it's a different chocolate.
Speaker 1: You never know. Sensation. Where's from Portugal? France? Oh, they
Speaker 1: went to the south of France, I forgot. Yeah crocs,
Speaker 1: all right, so the I mean, these cooked pieces are
Speaker 1: a little bit bigger. These are more reminiscent of crave.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah what that is? Yeah crave.
Speaker 2: I will say the good part about this one, the
Speaker 2: Walmart one was I really liked the cookie like it was.
Speaker 1: A nice crunch. These almost look artificially yellow. I don't know, however,
Speaker 1: I have a feeling that they're much more natural.
Speaker 2: They smell weird, Oh goodness.
Speaker 1: They smell like like the frenchmen that put them in
Speaker 1: the boxes smoking a cigarette with the big stick.
Speaker 2: I don't yet put it Indie books and.
Speaker 1: They had a berea. Yeah. We always reminded Inspector Cluso
Speaker 1: from Pink Panther, the cartoon, not the movie. Yeah what
Speaker 1: yeah okay? And the ard vark Yeah ardvarks my favorite part.
Speaker 1: So these are a little bit bigger.
Speaker 2: Let's say, oh wait, okay, now, no cookie cereal piece
Speaker 2: is weird.
Speaker 1: It tastes almost a little bit like urine. That's so weird.
Speaker 1: That's not good at all. This tastes like fish, it
Speaker 1: really does. It's our king crab cereal Andrew is nasty.
Speaker 1: It's really not good at all. It does have like
Speaker 1: a little fishy aftertaste. It's very strange. That is terrible.
Speaker 1: I'm just I mean that whatever stuffed in the middle
Speaker 1: is is is kind of okay? Is it? Because I'm
Speaker 1: not tasting that? I'm this gets a bowl? This is no?
Speaker 1: Actually this he's giving it a spoon A point five, Yeah,
Speaker 1: a point five. All of a sudden, now we're saying
Speaker 1: point five spoon.
Speaker 2: That is I love you so much, Mom and dad,
Speaker 2: but this is one of the worst cereals I've ever had.
Speaker 1: Well, we've had way worse, but this is bad.
Speaker 2: When have you had a cereal taste like fish?
Speaker 1: Anything with vomited face is bad.
Speaker 2: But that's like a pure throw up. Yeah, this is
Speaker 2: like I didn't throw up, but I almost wanted to
Speaker 2: right now. If we're comparing these two USA, damn right,
Speaker 2: no tariffs on.
Speaker 1: This box fly that flat.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: You know what, while we're digesting that, we'll be back
Speaker 1: right after this. Diabeat us and we're we're back. You
Speaker 1: don't even get props to our buddy will for Brimley
Speaker 1: much lately. Yeah, okay, we love him. He's dead, Yeah,
Speaker 1: very dead. Did he die of diabetes? I don't know.
Speaker 1: What he died from. I think he died of giant
Speaker 1: mustache weighing him down. All right, so let's get past
Speaker 1: all the hazel nut and the pillows. No more pillows today,
Speaker 1: Thank you, Whole Foods Market. I'm not I have.
Speaker 2: Wanted to try this really for so long.
Speaker 1: Come you didn't buy it? As I knew we'd have advantage. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, so I was there. My dog drags me
Speaker 1: to Whole Foods every once in a while. It is
Speaker 1: not a story. I like to go to it. Things
Speaker 1: are very expensive. There just not a fan. The only
Speaker 1: thing I do like about it is you just kind
Speaker 1: of pay with your Amazon app. Yeah, you just the
Speaker 1: barcode comes up and you walk through the thing and
Speaker 1: that's it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love I get my groceries from Whole food So.
Speaker 1: There's a little maze on the back with a half
Speaker 1: gallon of milk. Huh hmmm. Fine, so organic corn and
Speaker 1: whole grain oat cereal with real organic peanut butter and
Speaker 1: sweetened with organic cane sugar. The thing I'm thinking about
Speaker 1: this one.
Speaker 2: Tell me this is going to be like peanut butter dusted.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they're going to be able to
Speaker 2: do this right.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I think this is going to be good.
Speaker 1: We've had something. We've had peanut butter balls before. Also,
Speaker 1: we've had the cereals.
Speaker 2: Okay, well we'll see.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just feel like this one's not going to be good.
Speaker 1: All right, let me get peanut butter met these two
Speaker 1: cups the cappin, don't even, don't even it's my cap,
Speaker 1: don't even. It's fine, I don't get it good? Why
Speaker 1: all right? It smells nice in peanut butter. What did
Speaker 1: I miss? Dam a little bit of two percent milk here?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, there was a pop tart cereal. I
Speaker 2: forgot about that. Oh yeah, I forgot. You solved the box,
Speaker 2: of course I do.
Speaker 1: In your gravyard. God, he's making us like a quilt
Speaker 1: or something with boxes. She's like, give me a hundred boxes.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make you something cool. What could you possibly do?
Speaker 2: I'll see in twenty sixty five when I get that,
Speaker 2: whatever it.
Speaker 1: Is, okay, I'll be dead. Yeah, a good same. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it tastes a lot more natural than your cut and
Speaker 1: quench peanut butter qunch. Whatever the hell? Yeah, that's actually
Speaker 1: really good. It is good because it's not too sweet.
Speaker 1: I got just the right amount of peanut butter. I
Speaker 1: think for an organic, natural ish type of cereal from
Speaker 1: Whole Foods, it's not bad. I want to give it
Speaker 1: four bowls. Yeah, I would like chocolate chips soon. I
Speaker 1: want chocolate chips. And I don't know. This is actually
Speaker 1: delicious as is. Marshmallows.
Speaker 2: Don't need that, because this is good as is.
Speaker 1: Really whine not a fluff or Nutter cereal.
Speaker 2: Because that sounds very sweet and I don't want that.
Speaker 1: Hi, every cereal is sweet. Have you had marshmallows in here?
Speaker 1: Fluff or nutterer? Hello, but you might like it. I
Speaker 1: don't think I would like that. I mean, they've had
Speaker 1: Nutter Butter cereal. Remember, okay, great? Do you remember who
Speaker 1: made it? The post? Very good Andrew? That was a
Speaker 1: great guess. No, I knew because of Red Box, right,
Speaker 1: But if they threw marshmallows in there, wow, Nutter Butter
Speaker 1: probably said it in that episode. I'll have to go
Speaker 1: back and listen. But they still never took my advice.
Speaker 2: I just don't think this needs it. Like, this is
Speaker 2: good as is for me, especially because it makes me
Speaker 2: feel like ooh, it's organic. Ooh it's healthy organic.
Speaker 1: Is bs just fyo? No?
Speaker 2: I know it's but it's the illusion that I'm appreciating.
Speaker 1: It's good. I give it four balls. Yeah, I would
Speaker 1: like just a touch more peanut butter. Yeah, a touch.
Speaker 2: I could see it splash, But it's great.
Speaker 1: That's really good.
Speaker 2: Not be splash of peanut butter.
Speaker 1: Hey man, that's it. That's three.
Speaker 2: That was past right, yeah.
Speaker 1: Banging them out. Bro here. I was thinking that we.
Speaker 2: Talked too much in the beginning, and then it's like
Speaker 2: we just sped fast past the episode, stacking them up
Speaker 2: to knock them down.
Speaker 1: What if we just banter for like three more minutes? No,
Speaker 1: that's a bull chat.
Speaker 2: So let's make it fifteen minutes at least.
Speaker 1: What you save it for? Bull chat?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Why don't we do two more minutes?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: What's been going on? How was your things? Things are good? Great?
Speaker 1: Love that loves it? Same things are great? Over? You
Speaker 1: didn't ask? So what? Oh my god? Tomorrow? No today.
Speaker 1: As soon as this podcast is over, if you're listening
Speaker 1: at ten o'clock, I'll get in the car and driving.
Speaker 1: Are you excited? I am excited? How long is the trip?
Speaker 1: I love road trips? Twenty hours fifteen. Oh that's not terrible.
Speaker 1: I'm very, very excited for the road trip. I love it.
Speaker 1: I love driving. Gonna stop at Bucky's, Gonna stop at
Speaker 1: four waffle houses. I got everything mapped out. Oh damn
Speaker 1: four four? Wow? What do you get? Well, the first time,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get chocolate chip waffle with hash browns well
Speaker 1: scattered and capped, and.
Speaker 2: Keep going.
Speaker 1: Then the next one, I'm probably gonna have lunch. So
Speaker 1: but I'm I'm gonna get a grilled chicken sandwich. Some
Speaker 1: of them still have that. I'm gonna get that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna get you I'm gonna shirt that says
Speaker 1: that no, because it's a grilled chicken sandwich. I'm get
Speaker 1: some Alices iced tea. I'm not doing Bird's chili, just
Speaker 1: some Alice's iced tea. And yeah, I got a free
Speaker 1: waffle coupon because it was my birthday. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: bring that and get a free waffle. Yeah. Wow, I'm
Speaker 1: in the Regulars club because I'm a regular. Are you
Speaker 1: going uh with a packed car? Oh? Yes? Oh boy,
Speaker 1: packed to the brim. Oh damn, well, that's gonna be fine.
Speaker 1: It is. I'm excited. Yay, I'm gonna be really fat
Speaker 1: when we come back. That's how I said it.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be on the sky hard and Sack road tour.
Speaker 1: The problem is is it's blood test time for me,
Speaker 1: and I've been trying to like eat okay, so I
Speaker 1: could fake it out, but just like I guess it
Speaker 1: doesn't work. And the security guard is like, take these
Speaker 1: plant steroles and a big bottle of pills. I don't
Speaker 1: know what they are. I've been taking them. I was
Speaker 1: working for you. I don't know. I guess we'll find
Speaker 1: out when the cholesterol comes back. And then you fell,
Speaker 1: so you can't even work out. I did fall my knee.
Speaker 1: I haven't really my bike in a while. I usually
Speaker 1: ride ten miles a day and I haven't been able
Speaker 1: to because my knees all messed up. Oh boy, So.
Speaker 2: You're going on the heart attack road toor you can't
Speaker 2: work out and you have blood tench I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna have to push the seat all the way back,
Speaker 1: button the pants after a double smothered capped cash brown.
Speaker 1: You know what's funny, My friend at the hardware store
Speaker 1: made me a contraption that I could just pee in
Speaker 1: a funnel that goes right into a bottle. There's a
Speaker 1: cap right on it.
Speaker 2: Is this the same one that does asl lessons in
Speaker 2: his underwear and each chicken?
Speaker 1: No different? Friend? Got it? Well?
Speaker 2: You have such great friends?
Speaker 1: Of course, then I don't I can you know? Fifteen? Now,
Speaker 1: I gotta pee every two hours, so I don't have
Speaker 1: to pull over when I just in the traffic, I'll
Speaker 1: just go. I'll just pee while I'm driving. Are you
Speaker 1: driving with anyone? Yeah? With my girlfriend. So how do
Speaker 1: you think they're gonna feel about that? Oh, she don't care. Okay,
Speaker 1: she'll probably gonna barrow that funnel after you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, great, So that's awesome.
Speaker 1: Person, that's cool.
Speaker 2: All right, thanks everybody, We loved that. The ending got
Speaker 2: a little weird. But thanks for joining us for another
Speaker 2: serial killer.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Please follow us on Instagram at serial killers piece.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll post some of I travel antics.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just please not the funnel. Thank you so much
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Speaker 2: very limited shirts left been saying that for six years.
Speaker 1: No, no, it is very limited. You either have to
Speaker 1: be like really small or really fat.
Speaker 2: So we need well, you might have been into the
Speaker 2: ladder very after this road trip. Yeah, yeah, we should
Speaker 2: really talk about doing merch because I feel like it
Speaker 2: would go I really just want a gray shirt that's
Speaker 2: a Serial Killers on it.
Speaker 1: Really, six years people still care? Yeah they do.
Speaker 2: Because still listen to so so people are still listening.
Speaker 1: Good. We got to take it serious. We need new listeners.
Speaker 1: We need to we have to do a recruiting campaign.
Speaker 1: Recruiting campaign.
Speaker 2: Recruiting well, you know usually if you do like live
Speaker 2: events or something, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Oh, I see, that's how it works, all right.
Speaker 2: Next week promotion included actually going out and seeing your fans. Okay,
Speaker 2: love you guys, Thank you so much. We'll see you
Speaker 2: next Monday. Maybe we'll provide a bull chat in between.
Speaker 2: Talk to you soon. Until next time, say crunch Scott.
Speaker 1: Crunch inch was I don't think you've ever said that before.
Speaker 2: I know it's a good time.