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Speaker 1: You represent the idiocy of today.

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Speaker 2: You're in league with that moronic woman.

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Speaker 1: You're part of the league of morons.

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Speaker 3: It's time for another exciting round of you versus Victoria Bay.

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Speaker 3: You will be known as the valedictorian of the world today.

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Speaker 1: It's a lot of power. Someone is a lot of

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Speaker 1: power that will go to my head. Let's meet Arca.

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Speaker 1: At least you're self aware. If I win today, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to be real annoying.

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Speaker 3: Let's meet our contestant today. Her name is Linda and

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Speaker 3: she is the nation's leading spelunker. She's plunked in all

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Speaker 3: fifty states.

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Speaker 4: That's absolutely true. I am a slunking passionate.

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Speaker 3: Oh what is the most extravagant spelunking you've done?

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Speaker 4: You know sometimes thinks you can squonk in special places

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Speaker 4: like Dunster.

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Speaker 3: Oh, and that is from one of the nations.

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Speaker 1: Actually, never the city, right, urbans pelunker, that's Urban's plunking.

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Speaker 4: I've managed to do it across all fifty dates.

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Speaker 1: Impressive, Linda.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio and Linda,

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Speaker 3: obviously you're ready to play the game.

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Speaker 1: Victoria is leading.

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Speaker 4: Annihilate her. She does not get this title. It is

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Speaker 4: not a thing. I woke up late. I'm sicy this morning. Victoria.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, but I'm going forward to tell everybody how

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Speaker 4: annoying I am.

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Speaker 1: You're going to the valorian of the world today. I

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Speaker 1: can tell Linda. Here we go. You have this window,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of loud. Your phone is one.

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Speaker 4: Let me pitch it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, whoa wow, Wow there's you just got full, Linda.

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Speaker 1: I love it?

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Speaker 4: All right, Linda, you from my car to my actual phone.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, here we go. But magic impressive, Linda. You

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Speaker 3: ready have thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.

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Speaker 3: If you don't know one, just say pass and you

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Speaker 3: have to beat Victoria outright to win.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Your time starts now.

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Speaker 5: What alcohol is used into Margaritagila? Twenty twenty three saw

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Speaker 5: a scandal named Scandal All from what TV show?

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Speaker 2: Huh?

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Speaker 1: What fruit is a pickle?

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Speaker 2: Cucumber?

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Speaker 5: How many days are in August thirtie? What singer holds

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Speaker 5: the record for most Grammy nominations?

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Speaker 6: Ooo?

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Speaker 4: Out okay, Fance?

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Speaker 1: What artist or band has the most number one hits ever?

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Speaker 2: Any think?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Got that in on time? We'll bring Victoria back into

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Speaker 3: the studio. Linda, I think you did a good job. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you know, you're on fire today. Other than being an

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Speaker 3: urban spelunker, what else do you do, Linda? What would

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Speaker 3: you like the world to know about you?

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Speaker 4: Well, honestly, I'm just a dental assistant. I really love

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Speaker 4: helping people look fix their smiles. So that's pretty much

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Speaker 4: like the basic of what I do every day. But

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Speaker 4: I'm a mom too and a grandma. But other than that,

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Speaker 4: I'm a huge Doibble show fan. Oh I listen every day.

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Speaker 4: You guys bring joy to my day.

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Speaker 1: It's awesome. And it's not just a dental assistance. They're

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Speaker 1: like a super one here. That is a good job

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Speaker 1: and a mom and all that stuff.

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Speaker 4: There you go, Linda, I recently told you that I

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Speaker 4: played the clarinet poorly. Guess what happened, as karma calling

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Speaker 4: that joke on your show, My kid took up the

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Speaker 4: violin in orchestra.

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Speaker 1: So oh, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so you can feel the fruition of how that

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Speaker 4: conversation with you went and then what happened Afterwardy, I

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Speaker 4: thought of you a lot.

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Speaker 1: I see why you woke up late today too.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Practice last late.

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Speaker 1: Victoria, You ready, yes, here we go thirty seconds.

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Speaker 3: To answer so many questions as possible. If you don't

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Speaker 3: know when, just say passed, Victoria, your time starts.

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Speaker 1: Now, okay? What alcohol is used in a margarita? Tequila?

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Speaker 5: Twenty twenty three saw a scandal named scandalval from what

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Speaker 6: Oh oh, oh, bravo, Oh my gosh, oh my god?

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Speaker 1: What fruit is a pickle?

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Speaker 6: What?

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Speaker 1: Oh, take your word?

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Speaker 5: How many days are in August? What singer holds the

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Speaker 5: record for most Grammy nomination? What artist or band has

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Speaker 5: the most number one hits ever?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Oh, oh one direction?

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Speaker 5: What English actor uses the name DJ big drid it

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Speaker 5: performs as a DJ? Ohs are going to jump on

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Speaker 5: that one.

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Speaker 3: All right, let's send it off. What score important? See

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Speaker 3: how you guys did with our scoreboard? Producer Brad Victoria,

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Speaker 3: you got three correct?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean wanted to get correct well, Dumpster Spelunker.

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Speaker 3: Linda, you got three correct as well, plus one for

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Speaker 3: being a hero.

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Speaker 1: Congragt a high breaker, Linda. Guess what you are?

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Speaker 3: Valedictorian of the World today, Victorious, thank you, thank.

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Speaker 4: You, Victorias.

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Speaker 1: There you go. That's the right attitude. Let's go over

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Speaker 1: the answers.

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Speaker 5: You guys both got this one right. Tequila is in

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Speaker 5: a margarita. Vander pump rules is skinned of all. Cucumber

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Speaker 5: is a pickrel. There are thirty one days in August.

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Speaker 5: Beyonce is the artist with the most Grammy nominations the Beatles.

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Speaker 1: Linda did have that.

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Speaker 5: The Beatles have twenty number one hits, of course, And Idris.

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Speaker 1: Elba is the DJ. Oh really, I didn't know that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what he is. I forgot did that guy? Man? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: his skin? I want to pet him. It looks like

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Speaker 1: but it looks so smooth. I just wanted to hug.

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Speaker 4: Me, like the toilette.

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Speaker 2: How are you to make sense?

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Speaker 3: I know it doesn't make me too. And like he's

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Speaker 1: With an accent to what he's so much swag. Congratulations

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Speaker 1: you did it. Spirit airlines half naked?

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Speaker 2: What is this going on in twenty twenty three? Lord,

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Speaker 2: give me shirtin I say, no draws.

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Speaker 3: This is a woman commenting on somebody who is in

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Speaker 3: the TSA line with no pants on the other day.

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Speaker 2: Spirit you're gonna let this happen. No draws.

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Speaker 1: Look, look she's no draws. Which spirit? I know she's

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Speaker 1: talking about the airline. That's the Holy Spirit. Yeah, the

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Speaker 3: Are you really legings happen right now in the tsair Line?

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Speaker 3: Is the Jewbil Show. When you were a kid, what

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Speaker 3: Call us up eight eight eight three four three six

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Speaker 3: going to a restaurant and having a club sandwich was.

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Speaker 1: The height of sophistication.

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Speaker 3: Me too, says I used to think the little toothpicks

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Speaker 1: And like the extra layer of bread. Wow, oh I know. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Victoria?

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Speaker 1: No, okay, we.

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Speaker 3: Know it's poor Victoria call us three four six one

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Speaker 1: That is actually rich people.

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Speaker 3: Well, you can tell someone super rich if they don't

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Speaker 5: I think he would get arrested. It was like Haley Biebers,

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Speaker 3: Thing how hot you are and how rich you are,

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Speaker 3: curial in boxes.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even know fruit loops existed until I went

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Speaker 3: Loaded I always thought they met they were super rich too.

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Speaker 5: I always used to think like Dino nuggets were, or

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Speaker 5: They had bagel bites, they had the pizza bytes, all

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Speaker 3: Somebody texted him at four six one and said, when

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Speaker 3: There's a list going viral that's hilarious, says back in

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Speaker 3: my day, the kids who had the one hundred and

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Speaker 3: twenty pack of colored pencils or crayons that were considered

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Speaker 3: the elites of society.

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Speaker 1: I was always so jealous.

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Speaker 6: I thought soda was only for a rich kids. But

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Speaker 6: in it. The first that I ever had. Let me

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Speaker 6: just tell you it was a great time, the sugar rush.

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Speaker 3: I no wonder one call this eight eight eight three

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Speaker 4: Hey, Paul, I was pretty sure that people had flagpoles

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Speaker 4: in our yarn were like super rich.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's so funny.

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Speaker 2: All my friends that were all four we all thought that,

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Speaker 3: and said, I thought having a second living room and

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Speaker 3: actually rich, Actually still is.

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Speaker 1: You can afford a family room. Shout out to one

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Speaker 1: of Elon Musk's kids text again.