Speaker 1: Second, that's a guy. I can think of a lot
Speaker 1: of qualities that men might be looking for in a
Speaker 1: female companion. Okay, you know, someone who's sweet, who likes
Speaker 1: to laugh. Didn't hear any laughter from the ladies, and
Speaker 1: that's continue But extra toe wouldn't say no to that?
Speaker 1: Why you never know when you need a really good backscratch,
Speaker 1: just toss that foot there. Get to work, you know.
Speaker 1: But maybe the number one sexiest quality a woman can
Speaker 1: have from a guy's perspective, okay, is somebody who is
Speaker 1: low maintenance. And apparently that from a guy's perspective. I
Speaker 1: know the ladies aren't going to understand that. I like
Speaker 1: a little yeah that come far perspective, But okay, apparently
Speaker 1: that's what one of our listeners, Eddie found recently from
Speaker 1: his date, who, in typical low maintenance fashion, is not
Speaker 1: calling him. So I apologize for her actions. I do
Speaker 1: not think they're warranted. Okay, oh gosh, you haven't heard
Speaker 1: anything about his date. I am already on Eddie's side. Okay,
Speaker 1: how does that feel, Eddie? That feels really good? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you guys are like bro bonded or something.
Speaker 1: Right now, where'd you find this low maintenance woman. So
Speaker 1: we met online on one of those chat sides. You know, Okay,
Speaker 1: low maintenance girls dot coming right now, Jack, Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: on like once a year. You can only catch some
Speaker 1: be on there all the time. But Eddie, what's the
Speaker 1: next year? What's this low maintenance woman's name? Melanie? Melanie? Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean, did you know from the beginning that she
Speaker 1: was someone that I mean that you were looking for? Right? Well,
Speaker 1: you know what I really liked on her profile, It's
Speaker 1: that she was low maintenance. So that that was a
Speaker 1: gem for me. So I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: prove it? Oh, no, that really sounds like you're high maintenance. No, no,
Speaker 1: so I as you know, Um, do you want to
Speaker 1: do a fancy cooking class or play? She said, we can,
Speaker 1: but that's not really her thing. Good she said, literally,
Speaker 1: if you want to grab food and just watch a
Speaker 1: movie in the back of your car, I'm up for
Speaker 1: it on your phone watch the movie definitely had to
Speaker 1: be creative. I decided to test it. So we ended
Speaker 1: up meeting in one of those parking lots outside one
Speaker 1: of those outdoor malls. Ye, it's also so sketchy. Are
Speaker 1: you really going with the backseat of the car. Idea. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I had to test it. Okay, that's why
Speaker 1: she's not college here. She actually came. Yeah, she showed up.
Speaker 1: She gave me a big hug, and he didn't look
Speaker 1: like her pictures. That's great, But did you ever warn
Speaker 1: her that this was actually the date that you had planned.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be a surprise. No, those surprises are
Speaker 1: typically good things, like you put thought into stuff. Look,
Speaker 1: I like her already. I love low maintenance. But I
Speaker 1: think she was saying it as a joe, and low
Speaker 1: maintenance doesn't mean you don't want to have someone that's thoughtful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. We're already getting all judgmental. We should
Speaker 1: figure out what happened when you showed her what the
Speaker 1: date was. Yeah, so I said I had a surprise
Speaker 1: for her. I took in my car, opened the back door,
Speaker 1: and then right there there's three big bags of winds.
Speaker 1: You know, I was being thoughtful, dude, And then I
Speaker 1: had finding Nemo playing on a portable DVD. Play. The
Speaker 1: smell of the fast food in a car, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: it just never feels good unless you're the one that
Speaker 1: orders it and brings it in this come from all
Speaker 1: the high maintenance women in this man never satisfied with
Speaker 1: the Did she laugh? What did she say? Blown away? Obviously? Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah she laughed. But but she wouldn't get in. Yeah, no, Eddie.
Speaker 1: I mean even the movie choice is kind of predatory,
Speaker 1: you know, like feeling it's a Disney movie, broke, this
Speaker 1: is all red flag get in because she had to
Speaker 1: push the other teenager out of the way exactly, Na,
Speaker 1: she said, she doesn't really know me yet. Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: look at that. She's smart. She's thinking this through at least. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't think of that. You're right, did you have
Speaker 1: a plan? B So we went to a barn next door,
Speaker 1: each had a beer and I teased her. I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, the Wendy's is getting cold. The first thing
Speaker 1: you guys did. You're not still pushing the windies. You
Speaker 1: need to give up on the windies? Man. Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: well it work because a few minutes later we were
Speaker 1: in the back seat. Why didn't find a new mode?
Speaker 1: What beer? And she says, yes to this girl. We
Speaker 1: had our burgers, We had our frosties. You know, oh
Speaker 1: frost how is that not melted? Can you just let
Speaker 1: him get through one sentence without judging. Okay, you sli
Speaker 1: through the straw, then what Eddie, It wasn't like we
Speaker 1: were in the movie theater. We've both seen the movie,
Speaker 1: so we could talk through it. That's true. That's okay.
Speaker 1: So you're hanging now. Is she feeling safe and comfortable
Speaker 1: with you? Yeah? I think so, But it was it
Speaker 1: was a little weird because it was good, but we
Speaker 1: didn't get to the end of the movie, like about
Speaker 1: three quarters into the movie. She says she had to go. Well,
Speaker 1: that's like an hour into the movie, my friend. I
Speaker 1: mean she said she was there a while. Yes, she was,
Speaker 1: and I was okay with it because after so much
Speaker 1: fast food. Listen, you don't want to sit next to me.
Speaker 1: What the wa? Okay? Delight? But okay, it sounds like
Speaker 1: you felt like you left it on an okay note? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought we did. So I walked her to her car.
Speaker 1: I gave her a hug. But for some reason I
Speaker 1: haven't heard from her since Free Movie. He walks free Drink.
Speaker 1: I mean, did you really truly feel like you guys
Speaker 1: had a connection though, Eddie. That's that's what matters. I mean,
Speaker 1: I know I'm making fun of you for the finding
Speaker 1: Nemo and the interesting choices, But you know, I really
Speaker 1: think that we did. And you said that she's low maintenance,
Speaker 1: so maybe she's playing the really, really low maintenance slow
Speaker 1: game here. I just hope that she answers the phone
Speaker 1: when we call her and get your second date update.
Speaker 1: Second man, Even when a guy does absolutely everything right, yeah, women,
Speaker 1: they just have this way to find something wrong and
Speaker 1: spin it against are just so picky. Yeah, we are
Speaker 1: so demanding. Thank you for finally saying yeah. I'm bringing
Speaker 1: it up because one of our listeners, Eddie took out
Speaker 1: a woman named Melanie, who described herself as low maintenance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she told him I'm the type of gal who'd
Speaker 1: be happy just eating fast food in the back of
Speaker 1: a car while watching a movie. But then, of course,
Speaker 1: when Eddie shows up with three bags of Wendy's and
Speaker 1: finding Nemo on Blu Ray in his suv, Melanie and
Speaker 1: all the ladies in the room go, well, obviously she
Speaker 1: didn't mean watch a movie in the car. Come on,
Speaker 1: what we're just taking you literally at what you're saying.
Speaker 1: And now we're trying to figure out if Eddie took
Speaker 1: things too literally. Brooke, I don't know what advice do
Speaker 1: you have for Eddie that he needs to decipher what
Speaker 1: you really mean. Eddie. I think one of the like
Speaker 1: hard pieces for me listening to you to describe your
Speaker 1: date was how you kept saying I was testing her,
Speaker 1: like that's always sucked in. Is like, oh, that feels
Speaker 1: so bad. You know, I've been on so many days
Speaker 1: women that say that and they're pretty high maintenance and
Speaker 1: they just don't know it. Okay, Oh did you did
Speaker 1: you tell her that you were testing her? Though? Like,
Speaker 1: I'm wondering if that was maybe part of the problem.
Speaker 1: I definitely wouldn't do that. Oh okay. It literally works
Speaker 1: really well when you're like, hey, by the way, this
Speaker 1: is a big test, so you better answer right easily
Speaker 1: said in the back, Hey, I was just doing this
Speaker 1: date because you said you were a low maintenance and
Speaker 1: I just wanted to see if that was right and
Speaker 1: that would have come off sexy to you. Yea. If
Speaker 1: he said that, that that's why she's not calling him back.
Speaker 1: He's damned if he does. He's damned if he doesn't
Speaker 1: date a terrible date that she suggested doing. He just
Speaker 1: listened to. But what do we know, let's just call
Speaker 1: her and hear what she asked to say. You're ready
Speaker 1: to do this, Eddie? Ready as I'll ever be? All right?
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, hey's the smell. This is she Melanie.
Speaker 1: My name is jeff from the radio show Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. Why are you laughing? I'd feel
Speaker 1: like Brooke should take it from here. What I screwed
Speaker 1: it up? Because I'm I'm good? What can I do
Speaker 1: for you? Great question? Yeah, well it's not really what
Speaker 1: you could do for us, but what you could do
Speaker 1: for one of our listeners that you went out on
Speaker 1: a date with name Eddie. Um? Okay, and who is
Speaker 1: this again? Oh? Who am I? Yeah? We're broken Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning. We're a radio show, and we're trying
Speaker 1: to help Eddie figure out what went wrong or if
Speaker 1: anything did go wrong on your date, because he told
Speaker 1: us a little bit about it. He's not sure if
Speaker 1: he made some mistakes. But we'd just like to know
Speaker 1: what you think of Eddie. You know, I guess when
Speaker 1: I first met him, I thought that he was kind
Speaker 1: of funny. Okay, can I just ask, like you show
Speaker 1: up to a mall parking lot and this guy opens
Speaker 1: the door and he's got Finding Nemo and Windy's in
Speaker 1: the back seat. What are you thinking? I mean in
Speaker 1: that moment, I kind of kind of had that lady
Speaker 1: feeling of like I put myself in this situation because
Speaker 1: I made a joke. It did you? Did you say
Speaker 1: before you told him? Though, by the way, what I'm
Speaker 1: about to tell you as a joke. Oh, It's always
Speaker 1: fun to be with someone that you have to establish
Speaker 1: what is a joke and what isn't every time you talk.
Speaker 1: I wanted to give him the benefit of a doubt
Speaker 1: because I don't know, Texting is hard, and like maybe
Speaker 1: it was just interpreted. You know, We've been getting along
Speaker 1: as we've been talking, you know, online, and and I
Speaker 1: just figured it might as well be worth it to
Speaker 1: take the shot. We had our food back there, and
Speaker 1: it seemed like it was kind of fun at first,
Speaker 1: but the vibe just changed like drastically once the movie started.
Speaker 1: What do you mean fine? Once Finding Nemo came on?
Speaker 1: Is that what it was? Noid? I definitely will remember
Speaker 1: that it's called Finding Nemo because that was one of
Speaker 1: the big issues. Um and he kept coming back to
Speaker 1: he was getting like super agitated by the storyline. He
Speaker 1: was agitated, oh, to a point where he was like
Speaker 1: changing color in his face, like why can't they find
Speaker 1: that damn fish? And like that, where the hell is it?
Speaker 1: We need to get a private investigator on this. This
Speaker 1: is taking too long a joke? Was that a joke that?
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe you guys just don't understand any type
Speaker 1: each other's type of humor? Right and listen. And when
Speaker 1: I say I'm loan maintenance, I mean, like I try
Speaker 1: to give people the benefit of the doubt. I'm not
Speaker 1: holding a lot of judgment. But this guy would not
Speaker 1: let this go. He's just he was getting heated and
Speaker 1: like he's over there ranting and raving about how it
Speaker 1: should be called losing NEMO. And that is a fair point.
Speaker 1: But but the thing is that was weird. But he
Speaker 1: turned off the TV and then he suggested that I
Speaker 1: could help him find the real memo in the back seat,
Speaker 1: And I just wait, well, is that like a fish?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Was he like it was it
Speaker 1: a sexual? I think it is that what he was
Speaker 1: an innuendo? I don't know. It just went from like
Speaker 1: a little awkward first date misunderstandings to like really creepy
Speaker 1: really fast. That kind of sealed the deal. Yeah, okay, Well,
Speaker 1: there's been a lot of misunderstandings happening this entire I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm just saying there's a lot of misunderstandings,
Speaker 1: and maybe we should actually give Eddie a chance to
Speaker 1: explain himself, because Melanie, he's actually on the other line
Speaker 1: listening right now and he wants to talk to you. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, he's like on the phone. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think he needed to hear that, to be honest. Yeah, Eddie,
Speaker 1: you there, yep, right here? Are you dying of embarrassment? Eddie? No?
Speaker 1: I mean, look, there's a lot of emotions in that movie.
Speaker 1: You know. It just turned me on. Wait what there's
Speaker 1: just so much emotion. I mean, how can I not
Speaker 1: be turned on? You know? Look, as a guy, it's
Speaker 1: hard to be smooth and funny and not get judged.
Speaker 1: And you know what I feel judge right now. You
Speaker 1: weren't smooth or funny though, You're you're you're saying that
Speaker 1: you were like using a pickup line on her with
Speaker 1: you want to find Nemo in the backseat. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be moved, trying to be funny. Look, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can identify with that that Sometimes it's hard to
Speaker 1: think of the smooth line in the middle of the date,
Speaker 1: especially when you have a Disney movie on Golden Rule,
Speaker 1: just away from using Disney and sexual innuendos in the
Speaker 1: same sentence. There's a way that it can. Yes, don't
Speaker 1: do it. I have a star that you can wish upon.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just trying to help our listener here. Somehow,
Speaker 1: I think I think I think maybe we're just miscommunicating.
Speaker 1: You know what, how about we do a redo. We
Speaker 1: could do a redo, and I promise you if we
Speaker 1: watch a movie like Finding Dory that doesn't meto for me?
Speaker 1: You know, so I hope that fish. Yeah, it's so stupid,
Speaker 1: all degenerous fan Okay, Melanie, I mean, how does hearing
Speaker 1: all that make you feel? Oh? I think I am
Speaker 1: just not the right fish in your sea? Ny it
Speaker 1: works when you're shutting somebody down. Are you sure? Because
Speaker 1: there's not a lot of fish like it was pretty rare,
Speaker 1: I feel, aren't there like a ton of the melodies? Oh, Clo,
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you you're you're a pretty common fish,
Speaker 1: my friend. I think you got the clownfish, right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is that what you're feeling like, Eddie? Are you doing okay?
Speaker 1: You learn anything here? I don't know. Maybe she was
Speaker 1: taking it the wrong way, but I felt like I
Speaker 1: was being pretty romantic old boy. Oh boy, I think boy.
Speaker 1: Definitely lesson learned, though, Eddie. If you do exactly what
Speaker 1: the woman says, she'll eventually hate you. That is exactly
Speaker 1: the lesson. That's exactly what I've learned. That's why we're
Speaker 1: never going to get anywhere, jeff So we're getting everywhere?
Speaker 1: Is that? I am sorry this didn't work out for you, Eddie,
Speaker 1: but I think there is some girl out there who
Speaker 1: is going to be willing to help you find yourn
Speaker 1: em out toy story that doesn't make that's not appropriate.
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