WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Finding Nemo, Losing Date

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<v Speaker 1>Second, that's a guy. I can think of a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of qualities that men might be looking for in a

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<v Speaker 1>female companion. Okay, you know, someone who's sweet, who likes

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<v Speaker 1>to laugh. Didn't hear any laughter from the ladies, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's continue But extra toe wouldn't say no to that?

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<v Speaker 1>Why you never know when you need a really good backscratch,

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<v Speaker 1>just toss that foot there. Get to work, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>But maybe the number one sexiest quality a woman can

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<v Speaker 1>have from a guy's perspective, okay, is somebody who is

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<v Speaker 1>low maintenance. And apparently that from a guy's perspective. I

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<v Speaker 1>know the ladies aren't going to understand that. I like

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<v Speaker 1>a little yeah that come far perspective, But okay, apparently

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<v Speaker 1>that's what one of our listeners, Eddie found recently from

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<v Speaker 1>his date, who, in typical low maintenance fashion, is not

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<v Speaker 1>calling him. So I apologize for her actions. I do

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<v Speaker 1>not think they're warranted. Okay, oh gosh, you haven't heard

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<v Speaker 1>anything about his date. I am already on Eddie's side. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>how does that feel, Eddie? That feels really good? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, you guys are like bro bonded or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, where'd you find this low maintenance woman. So

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<v Speaker 1>we met online on one of those chat sides. You know, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>low maintenance girls dot coming right now, Jack, Yeah, they're

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<v Speaker 1>on like once a year. You can only catch some

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<v Speaker 1>be on there all the time. But Eddie, what's the

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<v Speaker 1>next year? What's this low maintenance woman's name? Melanie? Melanie? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, did you know from the beginning that she

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<v Speaker 1>was someone that I mean that you were looking for? Right? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I really liked on her profile, It's

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<v Speaker 1>that she was low maintenance. So that that was a

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<v Speaker 1>gem for me. So I was like, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>prove it? Oh, no, that really sounds like you're high maintenance. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>so I as you know, Um, do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>do a fancy cooking class or play? She said, we can,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's not really her thing. Good she said, literally,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to grab food and just watch a

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<v Speaker 1>movie in the back of your car, I'm up for

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<v Speaker 1>it on your phone watch the movie definitely had to

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<v Speaker 1>be creative. I decided to test it. So we ended

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<v Speaker 1>up meeting in one of those parking lots outside one

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<v Speaker 1>of those outdoor malls. Ye, it's also so sketchy. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you really going with the backseat of the car. Idea. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I had to test it. Okay, that's why

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<v Speaker 1>she's not college here. She actually came. Yeah, she showed up.

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<v Speaker 1>She gave me a big hug, and he didn't look

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<v Speaker 1>like her pictures. That's great, But did you ever warn

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<v Speaker 1>her that this was actually the date that you had planned.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to be a surprise. No, those surprises are

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<v Speaker 1>typically good things, like you put thought into stuff. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I like her already. I love low maintenance. But I

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<v Speaker 1>think she was saying it as a joe, and low

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<v Speaker 1>maintenance doesn't mean you don't want to have someone that's thoughtful. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. We're already getting all judgmental. We should

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<v Speaker 1>figure out what happened when you showed her what the

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<v Speaker 1>date was. Yeah, so I said I had a surprise

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<v Speaker 1>for her. I took in my car, opened the back door,

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<v Speaker 1>and then right there there's three big bags of winds.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I was being thoughtful, dude, And then I

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<v Speaker 1>had finding Nemo playing on a portable DVD. Play. The

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<v Speaker 1>smell of the fast food in a car, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>it just never feels good unless you're the one that

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<v Speaker 1>orders it and brings it in this come from all

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<v Speaker 1>the high maintenance women in this man never satisfied with

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<v Speaker 1>the Did she laugh? What did she say? Blown away? Obviously? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah she laughed. But but she wouldn't get in. Yeah, no, Eddie.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean even the movie choice is kind of predatory,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like feeling it's a Disney movie, broke, this

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<v Speaker 1>is all red flag get in because she had to

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<v Speaker 1>push the other teenager out of the way exactly, Na,

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<v Speaker 1>she said, she doesn't really know me yet. Yeah, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>look at that. She's smart. She's thinking this through at least. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think of that. You're right, did you have

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<v Speaker 1>a plan? B So we went to a barn next door,

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<v Speaker 1>each had a beer and I teased her. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the Wendy's is getting cold. The first thing

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<v Speaker 1>you guys did. You're not still pushing the windies. You

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<v Speaker 1>need to give up on the windies? Man. Well, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>well it work because a few minutes later we were

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<v Speaker 1>in the back seat. Why didn't find a new mode?

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<v Speaker 1>What beer? And she says, yes to this girl. We

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<v Speaker 1>had our burgers, We had our frosties. You know, oh

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<v Speaker 1>frost how is that not melted? Can you just let

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<v Speaker 1>him get through one sentence without judging. Okay, you sli

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<v Speaker 1>through the straw, then what Eddie, It wasn't like we

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<v Speaker 1>were in the movie theater. We've both seen the movie,

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<v Speaker 1>so we could talk through it. That's true. That's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're hanging now. Is she feeling safe and comfortable

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<v Speaker 1>with you? Yeah? I think so, But it was it

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<v Speaker 1>was a little weird because it was good, but we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get to the end of the movie, like about

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<v Speaker 1>three quarters into the movie. She says she had to go. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's like an hour into the movie, my friend. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean she said she was there a while. Yes, she was,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was okay with it because after so much

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<v Speaker 1>fast food. Listen, you don't want to sit next to me.

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<v Speaker 1>What the wa? Okay? Delight? But okay, it sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>you felt like you left it on an okay note? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought we did. So I walked her to her car.

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<v Speaker 1>I gave her a hug. But for some reason I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't heard from her since Free Movie. He walks free Drink.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, did you really truly feel like you guys

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<v Speaker 1>had a connection though, Eddie. That's that's what matters. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I know I'm making fun of you for the finding

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<v Speaker 1>Nemo and the interesting choices, But you know, I really

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<v Speaker 1>think that we did. And you said that she's low maintenance,

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<v Speaker 1>so maybe she's playing the really, really low maintenance slow

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<v Speaker 1>game here. I just hope that she answers the phone

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<v Speaker 1>when we call her and get your second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>Second man, Even when a guy does absolutely everything right, yeah, women,

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<v Speaker 1>they just have this way to find something wrong and

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<v Speaker 1>spin it against are just so picky. Yeah, we are

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<v Speaker 1>so demanding. Thank you for finally saying yeah. I'm bringing

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<v Speaker 1>it up because one of our listeners, Eddie took out

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<v Speaker 1>a woman named Melanie, who described herself as low maintenance. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and she told him I'm the type of gal who'd

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<v Speaker 1>be happy just eating fast food in the back of

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<v Speaker 1>a car while watching a movie. But then, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>when Eddie shows up with three bags of Wendy's and

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<v Speaker 1>finding Nemo on Blu Ray in his suv, Melanie and

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<v Speaker 1>all the ladies in the room go, well, obviously she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't mean watch a movie in the car. Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>what we're just taking you literally at what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>And now we're trying to figure out if Eddie took

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<v Speaker 1>things too literally. Brooke, I don't know what advice do

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<v Speaker 1>you have for Eddie that he needs to decipher what

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<v Speaker 1>you really mean. Eddie. I think one of the like

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<v Speaker 1>hard pieces for me listening to you to describe your

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<v Speaker 1>date was how you kept saying I was testing her,

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<v Speaker 1>like that's always sucked in. Is like, oh, that feels

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<v Speaker 1>so bad. You know, I've been on so many days

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<v Speaker 1>women that say that and they're pretty high maintenance and

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<v Speaker 1>they just don't know it. Okay, Oh did you did

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<v Speaker 1>you tell her that you were testing her? Though? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm wondering if that was maybe part of the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I definitely wouldn't do that. Oh okay. It literally works

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<v Speaker 1>really well when you're like, hey, by the way, this

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<v Speaker 1>is a big test, so you better answer right easily

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<v Speaker 1>said in the back, Hey, I was just doing this

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<v Speaker 1>date because you said you were a low maintenance and

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to see if that was right and

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<v Speaker 1>that would have come off sexy to you. Yea. If

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<v Speaker 1>he said that, that that's why she's not calling him back.

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<v Speaker 1>He's damned if he does. He's damned if he doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>date a terrible date that she suggested doing. He just

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<v Speaker 1>listened to. But what do we know, let's just call

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<v Speaker 1>her and hear what she asked to say. You're ready

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<v Speaker 1>to do this, Eddie? Ready as I'll ever be? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go. Hello, hey's the smell. This is she Melanie.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is jeff from the radio show Brooke and

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey in the Morning. Why are you laughing? I'd feel

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<v Speaker 1>like Brooke should take it from here. What I screwed

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<v Speaker 1>it up? Because I'm I'm good? What can I do

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<v Speaker 1>for you? Great question? Yeah, well it's not really what

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<v Speaker 1>you could do for us, but what you could do

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<v Speaker 1>for one of our listeners that you went out on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with name Eddie. Um? Okay, and who is

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<v Speaker 1>this again? Oh? Who am I? Yeah? We're broken Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. We're a radio show, and we're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to help Eddie figure out what went wrong or if

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<v Speaker 1>anything did go wrong on your date, because he told

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<v Speaker 1>us a little bit about it. He's not sure if

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<v Speaker 1>he made some mistakes. But we'd just like to know

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<v Speaker 1>what you think of Eddie. You know, I guess when

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<v Speaker 1>I first met him, I thought that he was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of funny. Okay, can I just ask, like you show

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<v Speaker 1>up to a mall parking lot and this guy opens

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<v Speaker 1>the door and he's got Finding Nemo and Windy's in

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<v Speaker 1>the back seat. What are you thinking? I mean in

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<v Speaker 1>that moment, I kind of kind of had that lady

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<v Speaker 1>feeling of like I put myself in this situation because

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<v Speaker 1>I made a joke. It did you? Did you say

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<v Speaker 1>before you told him? Though, by the way, what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>about to tell you as a joke. Oh, It's always

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<v Speaker 1>fun to be with someone that you have to establish

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<v Speaker 1>what is a joke and what isn't every time you talk.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to give him the benefit of a doubt

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't know, Texting is hard, and like maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it was just interpreted. You know, We've been getting along

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<v Speaker 1>as we've been talking, you know, online, and and I

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<v Speaker 1>just figured it might as well be worth it to

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<v Speaker 1>take the shot. We had our food back there, and

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<v Speaker 1>it seemed like it was kind of fun at first,

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<v Speaker 1>but the vibe just changed like drastically once the movie started.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean fine? Once Finding Nemo came on?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what it was? Noid? I definitely will remember

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<v Speaker 1>that it's called Finding Nemo because that was one of

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<v Speaker 1>the big issues. Um and he kept coming back to

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<v Speaker 1>he was getting like super agitated by the storyline. He

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<v Speaker 1>was agitated, oh, to a point where he was like

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<v Speaker 1>changing color in his face, like why can't they find

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<v Speaker 1>that damn fish? And like that, where the hell is it?

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<v Speaker 1>We need to get a private investigator on this. This

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<v Speaker 1>is taking too long a joke? Was that a joke that?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, maybe you guys just don't understand any type

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<v Speaker 1>each other's type of humor? Right and listen. And when

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<v Speaker 1>I say I'm loan maintenance, I mean, like I try

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<v Speaker 1>to give people the benefit of the doubt. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>holding a lot of judgment. But this guy would not

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<v Speaker 1>let this go. He's just he was getting heated and

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<v Speaker 1>like he's over there ranting and raving about how it

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<v Speaker 1>should be called losing NEMO. And that is a fair point.

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<v Speaker 1>But but the thing is that was weird. But he

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<v Speaker 1>turned off the TV and then he suggested that I

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<v Speaker 1>could help him find the real memo in the back seat,

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<v Speaker 1>And I just wait, well, is that like a fish?

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<v Speaker 1>What does that mean? Was he like it was it

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<v Speaker 1>a sexual? I think it is that what he was

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<v Speaker 1>an innuendo? I don't know. It just went from like

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<v Speaker 1>a little awkward first date misunderstandings to like really creepy

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<v Speaker 1>really fast. That kind of sealed the deal. Yeah, okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>there's been a lot of misunderstandings happening this entire I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I'm just saying there's a lot of misunderstandings,

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<v Speaker 1>and maybe we should actually give Eddie a chance to

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<v Speaker 1>explain himself, because Melanie, he's actually on the other line

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<v Speaker 1>listening right now and he wants to talk to you. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, he's like on the phone. Yeah, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>think he needed to hear that, to be honest. Yeah, Eddie,

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<v Speaker 1>you there, yep, right here? Are you dying of embarrassment? Eddie? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, look, there's a lot of emotions in that movie.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. It just turned me on. Wait what there's

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<v Speaker 1>just so much emotion. I mean, how can I not

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<v Speaker 1>be turned on? You know? Look, as a guy, it's

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<v Speaker 1>hard to be smooth and funny and not get judged.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what I feel judge right now. You

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<v Speaker 1>weren't smooth or funny though, You're you're you're saying that

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<v Speaker 1>you were like using a pickup line on her with

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<v Speaker 1>you want to find Nemo in the backseat. Yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to be moved, trying to be funny. Look, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I can identify with that that Sometimes it's hard to

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<v Speaker 1>think of the smooth line in the middle of the date,

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<v Speaker 1>especially when you have a Disney movie on Golden Rule,

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<v Speaker 1>just away from using Disney and sexual innuendos in the

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<v Speaker 1>same sentence. There's a way that it can. Yes, don't

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<v Speaker 1>do it. I have a star that you can wish upon.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I'm just trying to help our listener here. Somehow,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think I think maybe we're just miscommunicating.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, how about we do a redo. We

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<v Speaker 1>could do a redo, and I promise you if we

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<v Speaker 1>watch a movie like Finding Dory that doesn't meto for me?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, so I hope that fish. Yeah, it's so stupid,

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<v Speaker 1>all degenerous fan Okay, Melanie, I mean, how does hearing

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<v Speaker 1>all that make you feel? Oh? I think I am

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<v Speaker 1>just not the right fish in your sea? Ny it

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<v Speaker 1>works when you're shutting somebody down. Are you sure? Because

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<v Speaker 1>there's not a lot of fish like it was pretty rare,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel, aren't there like a ton of the melodies? Oh, Clo,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta tell you you're you're a pretty common fish,

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<v Speaker 1>my friend. I think you got the clownfish, right? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what you're feeling like, Eddie? Are you doing okay?

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<v Speaker 1>You learn anything here? I don't know. Maybe she was

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<v Speaker 1>taking it the wrong way, but I felt like I

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<v Speaker 1>was being pretty romantic old boy. Oh boy, I think boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Definitely lesson learned, though, Eddie. If you do exactly what

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<v Speaker 1>the woman says, she'll eventually hate you. That is exactly

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<v Speaker 1>the lesson. That's exactly what I've learned. That's why we're

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<v Speaker 1>never going to get anywhere, jeff So we're getting everywhere?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that? I am sorry this didn't work out for you, Eddie,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think there is some girl out there who

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<v Speaker 1>is going to be willing to help you find yourn

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<v Speaker 1>em out toy story that doesn't make that's not appropriate.

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning