Speaker 1: We get it. We get it. You're really intense. Whoopedie shit.
Speaker 1: It's one more thing in the introduction, will not stand.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start saying that.
Speaker 2: Wellands now with the dogs, lying down with cats, starchy
Speaker 2: in the streets.
Speaker 1: That's funny. I had lived that last millisecond. I just
Speaker 1: popped into my head because I said it the other
Speaker 1: day and my son laughed. He said, was that? I
Speaker 1: said some of my dad said all the time? Or
Speaker 1: early whoopedie shit? Gosh, I use that all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the very eighties, isn't that my dad? I don't
Speaker 1: remember what it was, but my dad used to always
Speaker 1: he still said it, you know, whooped shit.
Speaker 2: Oh, that is a very funny expression. Had never struck
Speaker 2: me either.
Speaker 1: I've heard it so many times and not reacted to it.
Speaker 1: When I said it, just out of nowhere reflexively, my
Speaker 1: son thought it was hilarious. O. That is just that's great.
Speaker 1: So my intro. We get it, we get it, You're
Speaker 1: really intense. I was gonna complain about certain kinds of
Speaker 1: people that go to the gym, and I gave Katie
Speaker 1: the heads up on this because she's a regular Jim
Speaker 1: rat herself. All of them. Do you have me? Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you have any particulars that stand out before I
Speaker 1: get to my main kind of person at the gym
Speaker 1: that I ate?
Speaker 3: Well, so I take a class I'm in. I'm in
Speaker 3: what's called a high intensity interval training class. So there's
Speaker 3: like ten to fifteen of us in a room doing
Speaker 3: these workouts, and there's this one guy that gets way
Speaker 3: too close every class.
Speaker 1: Is that a coming on to you sort of thing?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I wasn't assuming so at first, but it's been a
Speaker 3: consistent thing. So either it's a coming on to me
Speaker 3: thing or he's just really obnoxious and oblivious to it
Speaker 3: because he he is. I always have to check like
Speaker 3: my bubble around me to make sure I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: hit him because he's that close.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's that's That's probably the number one complaint
Speaker 1: of most women at Jim's. Isn't it that guys hitting
Speaker 1: on them? It's like, leave me alone.
Speaker 3: Or the people that talk to you when you have
Speaker 3: your headphones in, like I have these in because I
Speaker 3: don't want to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the one of the problems now with Jim's
Speaker 1: is everybody has an earbuddy and including me and uh
Speaker 1: so you can't say are you done with that or
Speaker 1: even like that because nobody nobody can listen to anybody.
Speaker 1: It does keep people from I think it keeps the
Speaker 1: girls safe from conversation because they all have earbuds in.
Speaker 1: It's like very clearly you wouldn't be able to walk
Speaker 1: up and start a conversation. I never would anyway. Man,
Speaker 1: I go out of my way, like there's go over there,
Speaker 1: turn my head that way. I want to make sure
Speaker 1: nobody thinks I'm looking at them. I'm not talking to them.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be that guy.
Speaker 4: Yes, Michael, No, I get stuck next to the person
Speaker 4: that has a phone conversation with her ear you know,
Speaker 4: like a cell phone conversation. They start to have a
Speaker 4: out loud conversation. I want to join into the conversation.
Speaker 4: You know, I'm right next to you.
Speaker 2: That's the only way to come back at Michael. Tell them, Hey,
Speaker 2: tell them, I say Hi.
Speaker 3: If you're on the phone at the gym, you're not
Speaker 3: working nearly hard enough.
Speaker 1: Well. Yeah, so I'm a regular at the gym now
Speaker 1: for like the last six months since I moved, because
Speaker 1: I got a gym membership with this place I live.
Speaker 1: And I hadn't been a regular in a gym for
Speaker 1: not a regular for like thirty years, so it's been
Speaker 1: a long time, pre cell phone era. Now they got
Speaker 1: signs everywhere. You know, don't sit there staring at your
Speaker 1: phone on the equipment blah blah blah blah blah, because
Speaker 1: I see that happened all the time. People do a set,
Speaker 1: then they start scrolling and they don't realize ten minutes
Speaker 1: has gone by before they get back to their second set. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're not working out hard enough. If you've got time
Speaker 1: to do that, you're not serious. Get the hell out
Speaker 1: the way. I actually texted a buddy of mine who's
Speaker 1: like super hardcore into working out all the time. My
Speaker 1: main complaint I'm going to get to in a second,
Speaker 1: but he said he hates puts too much weight, stacks
Speaker 1: too much weight on there and can't actually live. Guy,
Speaker 1: I don't know why that bothers him. That is kind
Speaker 1: of funny. There is a super ripped guy at the
Speaker 1: gym I was noticing the other day, and he does
Speaker 1: about the lightest weights of anybody in there, but his
Speaker 1: form is perfect. And I thought all these other muscleheads
Speaker 1: should look at him. They're trying because they got to
Speaker 1: show how much they're doing, but they're like swinging their
Speaker 1: body around, which is not, you know, isolating the muscle
Speaker 1: you're trying to wear. But this guy who uses a lightweight,
Speaker 1: he is so perfect with this technique and he's really ripped.
Speaker 1: So I think that's the key. But younger guys like
Speaker 1: to show how much they can lift. But here's here's
Speaker 1: my least favorite guy that I wanted to bring up
Speaker 1: this topic for the slams the weights down guy to
Speaker 1: show how freaking intense you are. I guess all the time.
Speaker 2: No, no, that that lifetime.
Speaker 1: Ban I know. And this gym I go to, it's
Speaker 1: a private gym, and they've got signs up that say
Speaker 1: do not slam the weights. They didn't have those signs
Speaker 1: until like a week ago, and and he's new. I
Speaker 1: think those signs are aimed purely at him. It has
Speaker 1: not worked at all because I've seen I saw him
Speaker 1: in the gym again last night, and I don't think
Speaker 1: anybody's got the guts to go up to him and say, hey,
Speaker 1: could you not slam those weights down? Because he looks
Speaker 1: like he would attack you and punch you in the
Speaker 1: face if you said anything to him. He's just so intense. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he stomps around and he lifts heavy and he
Speaker 1: drops him on the floor bang bang klang, and everybody
Speaker 1: jerks like you know, because you get startled when you
Speaker 1: hear a loud noise like that. Oh, which is so
Speaker 1: uncomfortable being around him, But amin tense. You puss his
Speaker 1: art in tents? Amit tents?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you get kicked out of You'll get kicked out
Speaker 3: of Planet Fitness for that.
Speaker 1: Really good for you. You're so freaking intense, you weirdo.
Speaker 1: Quit slamming the weights around. Geez, we get it. You
Speaker 1: care about being tough guy or something.
Speaker 3: You lift a lot that need.
Speaker 1: Yeah, neat exactly, hippy whoopedy shit. I would say shit guy,
Speaker 1: but he just says it every time. And it's it's
Speaker 1: more just like I don't like big loud noises.
Speaker 2: Right, yes, sudden loud noises. Yeah, they're kind of annoying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's always that guy that makes extra loud noises
Speaker 4: just so everybody looks over at him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a combination of his grunting and he's dropping boom.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right, we get it. Can
Speaker 1: you go to some he man women haters club gym
Speaker 1: where you all strut around about how cool and testosterone
Speaker 1: laden you are and I don't know what you do,
Speaker 1: count your chest hairs or do something, but go go
Speaker 1: a different gym.
Speaker 2: Oh he's totally shaved, but.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Oh yeah he is. Actually call it A holes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just you know, and have the the O of
Speaker 2: the hole be a plate on a bar bell A holes.
Speaker 2: The big guy lifting it'll form the own.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. Have a gym called A holes and you
Speaker 1: like encourage that sort of thing. And everybody wears the
Speaker 1: tank top with the big loops so you see their
Speaker 1: entire body. They all have. That's the uniform that comes
Speaker 1: at the A Hole gym.
Speaker 2: Right, and they're all gonna hit on the first woman
Speaker 2: who walks in. Everyone never will because you know it's
Speaker 2: right there on the sign.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Lots of mirrors, lots of posing in the mirrors.
Speaker 3: Oh the level of douchebag you guys just described.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's he's big giant loop tank top thingy
Speaker 1: where you're practically.
Speaker 2: Shirtless, right right, And if somebody doesn't drop the weights,
Speaker 2: the other guys have come over here.
Speaker 1: What the hell's the matter with you? Man? You gotta
Speaker 1: drop those waiters. You don't seem intense. Are you not
Speaker 1: in tense? Whatever? God Jim sounds like my hell, whoopedie
Speaker 1: shit is the answer to that, Well, I guess that's it.