WEBVTT - We Get It, You're Really Intense

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<v Speaker 1>We get it. We get it. You're really intense. Whoopedie shit.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one more thing in the introduction, will not stand.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna start saying that.

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<v Speaker 2>Wellands now with the dogs, lying down with cats, starchy

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<v Speaker 2>in the streets.

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<v Speaker 1>That's funny. I had lived that last millisecond. I just

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<v Speaker 1>popped into my head because I said it the other

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<v Speaker 1>day and my son laughed. He said, was that? I

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<v Speaker 1>said some of my dad said all the time? Or

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<v Speaker 1>early whoopedie shit? Gosh, I use that all the time. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the very eighties, isn't that my dad? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>remember what it was, but my dad used to always

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<v Speaker 1>he still said it, you know, whooped shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that is a very funny expression. Had never struck

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<v Speaker 2>me either.

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard it so many times and not reacted to it.

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<v Speaker 1>When I said it, just out of nowhere reflexively, my

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<v Speaker 1>son thought it was hilarious. O. That is just that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>So my intro. We get it, we get it, You're

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<v Speaker 1>really intense. I was gonna complain about certain kinds of

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<v Speaker 1>people that go to the gym, and I gave Katie

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<v Speaker 1>the heads up on this because she's a regular Jim

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<v Speaker 1>rat herself. All of them. Do you have me? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>do you have any particulars that stand out before I

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<v Speaker 1>get to my main kind of person at the gym

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<v Speaker 1>that I ate?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, so I take a class I'm in. I'm in

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<v Speaker 3>what's called a high intensity interval training class. So there's

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<v Speaker 3>like ten to fifteen of us in a room doing

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<v Speaker 3>these workouts, and there's this one guy that gets way

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<v Speaker 3>too close every class.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a coming on to you sort of thing?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't assuming so at first, but it's been a

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<v Speaker 3>consistent thing. So either it's a coming on to me

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<v Speaker 3>thing or he's just really obnoxious and oblivious to it

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<v Speaker 3>because he he is. I always have to check like

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<v Speaker 3>my bubble around me to make sure I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 3>hit him because he's that close.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well that's that's That's probably the number one complaint

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<v Speaker 1>of most women at Jim's. Isn't it that guys hitting

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<v Speaker 1>on them? It's like, leave me alone.

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<v Speaker 3>Or the people that talk to you when you have

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<v Speaker 3>your headphones in, like I have these in because I

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's the one of the problems now with Jim's

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<v Speaker 1>is everybody has an earbuddy and including me and uh

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<v Speaker 1>so you can't say are you done with that or

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<v Speaker 1>even like that because nobody nobody can listen to anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>It does keep people from I think it keeps the

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<v Speaker 1>girls safe from conversation because they all have earbuds in.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like very clearly you wouldn't be able to walk

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<v Speaker 1>up and start a conversation. I never would anyway. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I go out of my way, like there's go over there,

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<v Speaker 1>turn my head that way. I want to make sure

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<v Speaker 1>nobody thinks I'm looking at them. I'm not talking to them.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to be that guy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, Michael, No, I get stuck next to the person

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<v Speaker 4>that has a phone conversation with her ear you know,

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<v Speaker 4>like a cell phone conversation. They start to have a

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<v Speaker 4>out loud conversation. I want to join into the conversation.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I'm right next to you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the only way to come back at Michael. Tell them, Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>tell them, I say Hi.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're on the phone at the gym, you're not

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<v Speaker 3>working nearly hard enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Well. Yeah, so I'm a regular at the gym now

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<v Speaker 1>for like the last six months since I moved, because

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<v Speaker 1>I got a gym membership with this place I live.

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<v Speaker 1>And I hadn't been a regular in a gym for

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<v Speaker 1>not a regular for like thirty years, so it's been

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<v Speaker 1>a long time, pre cell phone era. Now they got

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<v Speaker 1>signs everywhere. You know, don't sit there staring at your

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<v Speaker 1>phone on the equipment blah blah blah blah blah, because

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<v Speaker 1>I see that happened all the time. People do a set,

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<v Speaker 1>then they start scrolling and they don't realize ten minutes

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<v Speaker 1>has gone by before they get back to their second set. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not working out hard enough. If you've got time

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<v Speaker 1>to do that, you're not serious. Get the hell out

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<v Speaker 1>the way. I actually texted a buddy of mine who's

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<v Speaker 1>like super hardcore into working out all the time. My

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<v Speaker 1>main complaint I'm going to get to in a second,

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<v Speaker 1>but he said he hates puts too much weight, stacks

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<v Speaker 1>too much weight on there and can't actually live. Guy,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why that bothers him. That is kind

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<v Speaker 1>of funny. There is a super ripped guy at the

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<v Speaker 1>gym I was noticing the other day, and he does

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<v Speaker 1>about the lightest weights of anybody in there, but his

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<v Speaker 1>form is perfect. And I thought all these other muscleheads

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<v Speaker 1>should look at him. They're trying because they got to

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<v Speaker 1>show how much they're doing, but they're like swinging their

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<v Speaker 1>body around, which is not, you know, isolating the muscle

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<v Speaker 1>you're trying to wear. But this guy who uses a lightweight,

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<v Speaker 1>he is so perfect with this technique and he's really ripped.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think that's the key. But younger guys like

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<v Speaker 1>to show how much they can lift. But here's here's

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<v Speaker 1>my least favorite guy that I wanted to bring up

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<v Speaker 1>this topic for the slams the weights down guy to

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<v Speaker 1>show how freaking intense you are. I guess all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, that that lifetime.

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<v Speaker 1>Ban I know. And this gym I go to, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a private gym, and they've got signs up that say

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<v Speaker 1>do not slam the weights. They didn't have those signs

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<v Speaker 1>until like a week ago, and and he's new. I

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<v Speaker 1>think those signs are aimed purely at him. It has

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<v Speaker 1>not worked at all because I've seen I saw him

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<v Speaker 1>in the gym again last night, and I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>anybody's got the guts to go up to him and say, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>could you not slam those weights down? Because he looks

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<v Speaker 1>like he would attack you and punch you in the

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<v Speaker 1>face if you said anything to him. He's just so intense. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and he stomps around and he lifts heavy and he

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<v Speaker 1>drops him on the floor bang bang klang, and everybody

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<v Speaker 1>jerks like you know, because you get startled when you

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<v Speaker 1>hear a loud noise like that. Oh, which is so

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<v Speaker 1>uncomfortable being around him, But amin tense. You puss his

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<v Speaker 1>art in tents? Amit tents?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you get kicked out of You'll get kicked out

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<v Speaker 3>of Planet Fitness for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Really good for you. You're so freaking intense, you weirdo.

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<v Speaker 1>Quit slamming the weights around. Geez, we get it. You

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<v Speaker 1>care about being tough guy or something.

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<v Speaker 3>You lift a lot that need.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, neat exactly, hippy whoopedy shit. I would say shit guy,

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<v Speaker 1>but he just says it every time. And it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>more just like I don't like big loud noises.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, yes, sudden loud noises. Yeah, they're kind of annoying.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there's always that guy that makes extra loud noises

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<v Speaker 4>just so everybody looks over at him.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a combination of his grunting and he's dropping boom.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, all right, all right, we get it. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you go to some he man women haters club gym

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<v Speaker 1>where you all strut around about how cool and testosterone

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<v Speaker 1>laden you are and I don't know what you do,

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<v Speaker 1>count your chest hairs or do something, but go go

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<v Speaker 1>a different gym.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh he's totally shaved, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Oh yeah he is. Actually call it A holes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just you know, and have the the O of

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<v Speaker 2>the hole be a plate on a bar bell A holes.

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<v Speaker 2>The big guy lifting it'll form the own.

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<v Speaker 1>That's awesome. Have a gym called A holes and you

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<v Speaker 1>like encourage that sort of thing. And everybody wears the

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<v Speaker 1>tank top with the big loops so you see their

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<v Speaker 1>entire body. They all have. That's the uniform that comes

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<v Speaker 1>at the A Hole gym.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, and they're all gonna hit on the first woman

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<v Speaker 2>who walks in. Everyone never will because you know it's

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<v Speaker 2>right there on the sign.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Lots of mirrors, lots of posing in the mirrors.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh the level of douchebag you guys just described.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, he's he's big giant loop tank top thingy

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<v Speaker 1>where you're practically.

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<v Speaker 2>Shirtless, right right, And if somebody doesn't drop the weights,

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<v Speaker 2>the other guys have come over here.

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell's the matter with you? Man? You gotta

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<v Speaker 1>drop those waiters. You don't seem intense. Are you not

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<v Speaker 1>in tense? Whatever? God Jim sounds like my hell, whoopedie

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<v Speaker 1>shit is the answer to that, Well, I guess that's it.