1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,800 Speaker 1: We get it. We get it. You're really intense. Whoopedie shit. 2 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 1: It's one more thing in the introduction, will not stand. 3 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,159 Speaker 1: I'm gonna start saying that. 4 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:19,120 Speaker 2: Wellands now with the dogs, lying down with cats, starchy 5 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:19,799 Speaker 2: in the streets. 6 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:22,560 Speaker 1: That's funny. I had lived that last millisecond. I just 7 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:24,280 Speaker 1: popped into my head because I said it the other 8 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:26,119 Speaker 1: day and my son laughed. He said, was that? I 9 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:28,520 Speaker 1: said some of my dad said all the time? Or 10 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 1: early whoopedie shit? Gosh, I use that all the time. Yeah, 11 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:37,480 Speaker 1: that's the very eighties, isn't that my dad? I don't 12 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:39,320 Speaker 1: remember what it was, but my dad used to always 13 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 1: he still said it, you know, whooped shit. 14 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:47,240 Speaker 2: Oh, that is a very funny expression. Had never struck 15 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,200 Speaker 2: me either. 16 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:52,319 Speaker 1: I've heard it so many times and not reacted to it. 17 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:54,920 Speaker 1: When I said it, just out of nowhere reflexively, my 18 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:59,640 Speaker 1: son thought it was hilarious. O. That is just that's great. 19 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:03,920 Speaker 1: So my intro. We get it, we get it, You're 20 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:07,039 Speaker 1: really intense. I was gonna complain about certain kinds of 21 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:10,680 Speaker 1: people that go to the gym, and I gave Katie 22 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:12,920 Speaker 1: the heads up on this because she's a regular Jim 23 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,240 Speaker 1: rat herself. All of them. Do you have me? Yeah, 24 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:17,679 Speaker 1: do you have any particulars that stand out before I 25 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:20,120 Speaker 1: get to my main kind of person at the gym 26 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:20,640 Speaker 1: that I ate? 27 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,960 Speaker 3: Well, so I take a class I'm in. I'm in 28 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,040 Speaker 3: what's called a high intensity interval training class. So there's 29 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,480 Speaker 3: like ten to fifteen of us in a room doing 30 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:34,000 Speaker 3: these workouts, and there's this one guy that gets way 31 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:36,520 Speaker 3: too close every class. 32 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:38,959 Speaker 1: Is that a coming on to you sort of thing? 33 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:40,720 Speaker 3: I don't know. 34 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:41,520 Speaker 1: I don't. 35 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:44,440 Speaker 3: I wasn't assuming so at first, but it's been a 36 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:46,560 Speaker 3: consistent thing. So either it's a coming on to me 37 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:50,040 Speaker 3: thing or he's just really obnoxious and oblivious to it 38 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 3: because he he is. I always have to check like 39 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:55,440 Speaker 3: my bubble around me to make sure I'm not gonna 40 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:57,200 Speaker 3: hit him because he's that close. 41 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:01,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's that's That's probably the number one complaint 42 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:04,160 Speaker 1: of most women at Jim's. Isn't it that guys hitting 43 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,360 Speaker 1: on them? It's like, leave me alone. 44 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 3: Or the people that talk to you when you have 45 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:10,360 Speaker 3: your headphones in, like I have these in because I 46 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:11,240 Speaker 3: don't want to talk to you. 47 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:13,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the one of the problems now with Jim's 48 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 1: is everybody has an earbuddy and including me and uh 49 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,240 Speaker 1: so you can't say are you done with that or 50 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:22,960 Speaker 1: even like that because nobody nobody can listen to anybody. 51 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:25,799 Speaker 1: It does keep people from I think it keeps the 52 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 1: girls safe from conversation because they all have earbuds in. 53 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 1: It's like very clearly you wouldn't be able to walk 54 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:32,919 Speaker 1: up and start a conversation. I never would anyway. Man, 55 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:34,680 Speaker 1: I go out of my way, like there's go over there, 56 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:36,200 Speaker 1: turn my head that way. I want to make sure 57 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 1: nobody thinks I'm looking at them. I'm not talking to them. 58 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:40,880 Speaker 1: I'm not going to be that guy. 59 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,240 Speaker 4: Yes, Michael, No, I get stuck next to the person 60 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:45,440 Speaker 4: that has a phone conversation with her ear you know, 61 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,080 Speaker 4: like a cell phone conversation. They start to have a 62 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:51,360 Speaker 4: out loud conversation. I want to join into the conversation. 63 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:54,239 Speaker 4: You know, I'm right next to you. 64 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:57,200 Speaker 2: That's the only way to come back at Michael. Tell them, Hey, 65 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:58,320 Speaker 2: tell them, I say Hi. 66 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:02,840 Speaker 3: If you're on the phone at the gym, you're not 67 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:05,040 Speaker 3: working nearly hard enough. 68 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:08,000 Speaker 1: Well. Yeah, so I'm a regular at the gym now 69 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:10,320 Speaker 1: for like the last six months since I moved, because 70 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,960 Speaker 1: I got a gym membership with this place I live. 71 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:16,360 Speaker 1: And I hadn't been a regular in a gym for 72 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,600 Speaker 1: not a regular for like thirty years, so it's been 73 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,639 Speaker 1: a long time, pre cell phone era. Now they got 74 00:03:22,639 --> 00:03:26,880 Speaker 1: signs everywhere. You know, don't sit there staring at your 75 00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:29,960 Speaker 1: phone on the equipment blah blah blah blah blah, because 76 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:33,200 Speaker 1: I see that happened all the time. People do a set, 77 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:37,200 Speaker 1: then they start scrolling and they don't realize ten minutes 78 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,839 Speaker 1: has gone by before they get back to their second set. Yeah, 79 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:41,800 Speaker 1: you're not working out hard enough. If you've got time 80 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:45,840 Speaker 1: to do that, you're not serious. Get the hell out 81 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:49,040 Speaker 1: the way. I actually texted a buddy of mine who's 82 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:52,000 Speaker 1: like super hardcore into working out all the time. My 83 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:53,680 Speaker 1: main complaint I'm going to get to in a second, 84 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:58,280 Speaker 1: but he said he hates puts too much weight, stacks 85 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,560 Speaker 1: too much weight on there and can't actually live. Guy, 86 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:05,880 Speaker 1: I don't know why that bothers him. That is kind 87 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 1: of funny. There is a super ripped guy at the 88 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:11,040 Speaker 1: gym I was noticing the other day, and he does 89 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 1: about the lightest weights of anybody in there, but his 90 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 1: form is perfect. And I thought all these other muscleheads 91 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,800 Speaker 1: should look at him. They're trying because they got to 92 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:23,080 Speaker 1: show how much they're doing, but they're like swinging their 93 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:26,520 Speaker 1: body around, which is not, you know, isolating the muscle 94 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,679 Speaker 1: you're trying to wear. But this guy who uses a lightweight, 95 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:32,200 Speaker 1: he is so perfect with this technique and he's really ripped. 96 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:35,359 Speaker 1: So I think that's the key. But younger guys like 97 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,160 Speaker 1: to show how much they can lift. But here's here's 98 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:39,000 Speaker 1: my least favorite guy that I wanted to bring up 99 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:43,880 Speaker 1: this topic for the slams the weights down guy to 100 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:47,240 Speaker 1: show how freaking intense you are. I guess all the time. 101 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,719 Speaker 2: No, no, that that lifetime. 102 00:04:49,279 --> 00:04:52,000 Speaker 1: Ban I know. And this gym I go to, it's 103 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:55,840 Speaker 1: a private gym, and they've got signs up that say 104 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,239 Speaker 1: do not slam the weights. They didn't have those signs 105 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:00,800 Speaker 1: until like a week ago, and and he's new. I 106 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:04,440 Speaker 1: think those signs are aimed purely at him. It has 107 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:06,720 Speaker 1: not worked at all because I've seen I saw him 108 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:08,600 Speaker 1: in the gym again last night, and I don't think 109 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:11,400 Speaker 1: anybody's got the guts to go up to him and say, hey, 110 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,800 Speaker 1: could you not slam those weights down? Because he looks 111 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:16,600 Speaker 1: like he would attack you and punch you in the 112 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:19,920 Speaker 1: face if you said anything to him. He's just so intense. Yeah, 113 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:22,800 Speaker 1: and he stomps around and he lifts heavy and he 114 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:25,320 Speaker 1: drops him on the floor bang bang klang, and everybody 115 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,360 Speaker 1: jerks like you know, because you get startled when you 116 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,359 Speaker 1: hear a loud noise like that. Oh, which is so 117 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:33,200 Speaker 1: uncomfortable being around him, But amin tense. You puss his 118 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,760 Speaker 1: art in tents? Amit tents? 119 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:36,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, you get kicked out of You'll get kicked out 120 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:37,680 Speaker 3: of Planet Fitness for that. 121 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:40,599 Speaker 1: Really good for you. You're so freaking intense, you weirdo. 122 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:44,440 Speaker 1: Quit slamming the weights around. Geez, we get it. You 123 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:47,159 Speaker 1: care about being tough guy or something. 124 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:48,799 Speaker 3: You lift a lot that need. 125 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:54,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, neat exactly, hippy whoopedy shit. I would say shit guy, 126 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:58,120 Speaker 1: but he just says it every time. And it's it's 127 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:01,920 Speaker 1: more just like I don't like big loud noises. 128 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:04,599 Speaker 2: Right, yes, sudden loud noises. Yeah, they're kind of annoying. 129 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:07,680 Speaker 4: Yeah, there's always that guy that makes extra loud noises 130 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:09,360 Speaker 4: just so everybody looks over at him. 131 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:14,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a combination of his grunting and he's dropping boom. 132 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:20,160 Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right, we get it. Can 133 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:23,560 Speaker 1: you go to some he man women haters club gym 134 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:27,200 Speaker 1: where you all strut around about how cool and testosterone 135 00:06:27,279 --> 00:06:29,400 Speaker 1: laden you are and I don't know what you do, 136 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,560 Speaker 1: count your chest hairs or do something, but go go 137 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:32,360 Speaker 1: a different gym. 138 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:33,760 Speaker 2: Oh he's totally shaved, but. 139 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:36,280 Speaker 1: Anyway, Oh yeah he is. Actually call it A holes. 140 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:39,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, just you know, and have the the O of 141 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:43,600 Speaker 2: the hole be a plate on a bar bell A holes. 142 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:46,880 Speaker 2: The big guy lifting it'll form the own. 143 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,800 Speaker 1: That's awesome. Have a gym called A holes and you 144 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:53,200 Speaker 1: like encourage that sort of thing. And everybody wears the 145 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,320 Speaker 1: tank top with the big loops so you see their 146 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:58,680 Speaker 1: entire body. They all have. That's the uniform that comes 147 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,280 Speaker 1: at the A Hole gym. 148 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,080 Speaker 2: Right, and they're all gonna hit on the first woman 149 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:05,279 Speaker 2: who walks in. Everyone never will because you know it's 150 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:06,239 Speaker 2: right there on the sign. 151 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:09,200 Speaker 1: Yeah. Lots of mirrors, lots of posing in the mirrors. 152 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:12,680 Speaker 3: Oh the level of douchebag you guys just described. 153 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:16,720 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's he's big giant loop tank top thingy 154 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:18,240 Speaker 1: where you're practically. 155 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:21,360 Speaker 2: Shirtless, right right, And if somebody doesn't drop the weights, 156 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:22,440 Speaker 2: the other guys have come over here. 157 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:24,920 Speaker 1: What the hell's the matter with you? Man? You gotta 158 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:29,600 Speaker 1: drop those waiters. You don't seem intense. Are you not 159 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:35,040 Speaker 1: in tense? Whatever? God Jim sounds like my hell, whoopedie 160 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:39,920 Speaker 1: shit is the answer to that, Well, I guess that's it.