1 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:20,000 Speaker 1: Welcome back. It's a special rewind edition of Laugh with 2 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:30,280 Speaker 1: Me podcast with Jeremy Otem. I'm your home, well, j O, 3 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:33,280 Speaker 1: and we want to give you just a little update 4 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:36,280 Speaker 1: on something we had very special from last week. I 5 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:41,080 Speaker 1: gave you my first ever current Ginger power ranking. So 6 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:43,880 Speaker 1: this right right in that and they hear it. Now, 7 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:48,159 Speaker 1: these are the top five gingers in the world in 8 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:51,040 Speaker 1: a power ranking format. I put a lot of thought 9 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:53,600 Speaker 1: into it. I put a lot of thought into these 10 00:00:54,040 --> 00:01:01,240 Speaker 1: top five Gingers of the moment. And then I was 11 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:05,319 Speaker 1: on WTL Where's the Line, the sports betting podcast that 12 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:09,520 Speaker 1: I am on with Andy Clausett. We happen to be 13 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:12,000 Speaker 1: talking about the Super Bowls as we are right now 14 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:16,840 Speaker 1: getting ready to watch the big game itself. We were 15 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:20,400 Speaker 1: talking about the game, getting ready with our bets, getting 16 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:23,240 Speaker 1: with our plays for the week, and he brought up 17 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:25,920 Speaker 1: he brought up the power ranks. Of course, at number one, 18 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,399 Speaker 1: we had Sam Darnold, who is a quarterback for the 19 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:34,120 Speaker 1: Seattle Seahawks, So yeah, he is definitely deserving of the 20 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:39,600 Speaker 1: number one spot in the power rankings. But apparently I 21 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:45,279 Speaker 1: had an omission. So here's the clip from WTL, Where's 22 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:45,720 Speaker 1: the Line? 23 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:48,440 Speaker 2: I listened to laugh with me. Of course, you know, 24 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:52,200 Speaker 2: one of the thousands and hundreds of thousands of subscribers 25 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 2: and listeners to your to your podcast, your top five, 26 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,560 Speaker 2: top five redheads. I got to give you credit that 27 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:03,720 Speaker 2: you were opposite of humble enough. You know you got 28 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:06,040 Speaker 2: you gotta you gotta stand on know when credit's due, 29 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:06,960 Speaker 2: you gotta take it right. 30 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:09,639 Speaker 1: Absolutely. I obviously I didn't want to be number one. Yeah, 31 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 1: so you gave yourself number two. I was number two 32 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:12,639 Speaker 1: on the Ginger Power ranking. 33 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 2: I thought that was perfect. I thought that was and 34 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,400 Speaker 2: number one I thought was pretty spot on. 35 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:19,280 Speaker 1: Sam Donald, Sam Donald well deserved. Yep, he's playing in 36 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:20,280 Speaker 1: the Super Bowl. 37 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:23,919 Speaker 2: One of two quarterbacks to win fourteen regular season games 38 00:02:23,919 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 2: back to back, the other being Tom Brady. 39 00:02:25,639 --> 00:02:28,079 Speaker 1: Pretty incredible guy, which is why he's number one. I 40 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:32,079 Speaker 1: couldn't be number one because of that, but I did 41 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:34,080 Speaker 1: recover from this illness. I just want to give myself 42 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:34,639 Speaker 1: some credit. 43 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 2: And your granddaddy's not Dick Hammer correct for those that 44 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:41,400 Speaker 2: don't know his grandfather, it has surfaced, was one of 45 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 2: the original marble man's and his honest to god name 46 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:47,920 Speaker 2: was Richard Hammer, and everyone called him. 47 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:50,400 Speaker 1: Dick man look at his like his just his head. 48 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:54,320 Speaker 1: He's got that chiseled jaw. Oh, he looks like a Dickham. 49 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,240 Speaker 2: It reminded me of the you know, the nineties when 50 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:56,800 Speaker 2: I was growing up. 51 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,079 Speaker 1: I'm like, that's it. 52 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:01,160 Speaker 2: I can remember flip it through Sports Illustrated and you know, 53 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:02,720 Speaker 2: if you want to be a tough guy, you had 54 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:05,320 Speaker 2: to smoke reds yea and then you flip the page 55 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 2: and you drink bud Light and you have a lot 56 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,800 Speaker 2: of friends in the. 57 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:10,480 Speaker 1: So it worked for the good old days. 58 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:15,680 Speaker 2: I'm fine, right exactly, but I feel you had a snub. 59 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,840 Speaker 2: You snub you snubbed your red head. So your your 60 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:22,680 Speaker 2: rankings were top five, Uh you said, Gingers. 61 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, current Gingers right now. 62 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:26,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean this is I felt it was a 63 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:29,720 Speaker 2: snub the size of like Bill Belichick not going into 64 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:33,200 Speaker 2: the Hall of Fame for Yeah. I mean it was 65 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:34,079 Speaker 2: right in front of your face. 66 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:35,560 Speaker 1: It is. 67 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,280 Speaker 2: I'm h O T T O G O. I am 68 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:43,240 Speaker 2: I am Chapel Roan. 69 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 1: Yeah. 70 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:47,160 Speaker 2: She was up for two Grammys, wore one of the 71 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:52,280 Speaker 2: most iconic dresses ever the carpet alone. It was at 72 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 2: the Twin Peaks Double Rings dress not since Trey Parker 73 00:03:58,200 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 2: and Matt Stone were the j LO dress. 74 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,240 Speaker 1: Had a dress gotten that much attention? You know what's 75 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:04,920 Speaker 1: funny is she said she thought it was actually pretty 76 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 1: like calm like. She didn't even think she went all 77 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 1: that out. So yeah, well, and also she. 78 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:15,000 Speaker 2: Has more hair than anybody on the planet. Yes, she 79 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,080 Speaker 2: has a lot of red hair. So I just thought 80 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:20,120 Speaker 2: that's top five easy and she could have gave Dick 81 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:20,880 Speaker 2: Hammer a run. 82 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:24,120 Speaker 1: Man, what a what a miss on my here? 83 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:24,600 Speaker 2: I had? 84 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:25,080 Speaker 1: I had. 85 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,880 Speaker 2: I usually don't unless it's Jabron. I usually don't beat 86 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:29,960 Speaker 2: up my co host. Yeah, you know, but that's kind 87 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:31,000 Speaker 2: would be expected. 88 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:33,159 Speaker 1: That was well deserved here, And I thought putting Malcolm 89 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:36,080 Speaker 1: X in it just just for awareness purposes, because he 90 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:38,600 Speaker 1: did have red hair, just for awareness purposes, I thought 91 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:40,960 Speaker 1: that was a huge win. But you're right, what a miss. 92 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,159 Speaker 2: I wasn't going to go after you about that. No, 93 00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:46,960 Speaker 2: I like the list. I just felt like cha marone. 94 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:49,679 Speaker 1: Man, you know it, live and learn, right, Yeah, there's. 95 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,560 Speaker 2: Always next year we'll get another tough. 96 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:55,520 Speaker 1: Well, there you go. That's from Where's the line. You 97 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 1: can find new episodes every single week anywhere that you 98 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:03,760 Speaker 1: find your favorite podcast, and on ESPN Radio in the 99 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:07,839 Speaker 1: Tri Cities, Nebraska. Now it's on to the main event. 100 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:11,800 Speaker 1: This is the rewind edition, which means we are giving 101 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:15,920 Speaker 1: you the goods. This is a classic episode, classic moments 102 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:19,400 Speaker 1: from Laugh with Me. This is from story Time with 103 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:25,320 Speaker 1: Jo number four, debut October first, twenty twenty four. Enjoy. 104 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:37,480 Speaker 1: Something happened to me today, and frankly, it needed to 105 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:39,680 Speaker 1: be shared to the masses. I mean there's you know, 106 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:46,120 Speaker 1: sometimes an event or something in a situation, an altercation 107 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:50,599 Speaker 1: as in this case, happens to you and you need 108 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,559 Speaker 1: to share it. I've had those instances in the past, 109 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:56,520 Speaker 1: and I've shared it with you, as you know, if 110 00:05:56,560 --> 00:06:00,080 Speaker 1: you've been a loyal listener of Laugh with Me. Oh 111 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:06,120 Speaker 1: that I am a pepper spray attack survivor. Okay, I 112 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:10,599 Speaker 1: have been pepper sprayed in the line of duty. And 113 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:13,240 Speaker 1: you know what I won that one. I got my 114 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:14,000 Speaker 1: groceries back. 115 00:06:14,279 --> 00:06:14,640 Speaker 3: Okay. 116 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:22,240 Speaker 1: The thief ran away with nothing but lack of self confidence. Basically, 117 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:26,719 Speaker 1: they gave me everything that they had and I walked 118 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:34,320 Speaker 1: away with burning all over my head, eyes, face. But 119 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:37,839 Speaker 1: I got my groceries and that's Isn't that really what mattered? 120 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:42,320 Speaker 1: That was quite the day you can go back in 121 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:47,880 Speaker 1: the archives and hear all about that. Today. Man, I 122 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:51,240 Speaker 1: don't know what it is about work, but people are 123 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:56,240 Speaker 1: getting wild out there, and this time I didn't I 124 00:06:56,279 --> 00:07:01,640 Speaker 1: didn't do shit. Okay, this time they give it me, 125 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,920 Speaker 1: I will say. Last time, when I got pepper sprayed, Yeah, 126 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:07,400 Speaker 1: I was a little g gressive to try to get 127 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:10,360 Speaker 1: my groceries back. Okay, I did I have to go 128 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:12,880 Speaker 1: out in the parking lot and try to take the 129 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:16,280 Speaker 1: car with the groceries back. No, I didn't have to 130 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:19,000 Speaker 1: do that. I couldn't let it. Let them have their groceries, 131 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:22,080 Speaker 1: and we would have taken the whatever couple hundred dollars 132 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:25,120 Speaker 1: loss or whatever it is, and I would never have 133 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:30,720 Speaker 1: been able to tell my tale. But I did get 134 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:35,240 Speaker 1: the groceries back. Nobody got hurt, right, nobody got hurt 135 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:42,480 Speaker 1: this time. There really wasn't anything to gain or lose 136 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:50,080 Speaker 1: other than you know, the the possitible end game scenarios. 137 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:56,840 Speaker 1: With what transpired here today, I'm gonna get into it. 138 00:07:55,720 --> 00:08:00,360 Speaker 1: It's it's sad, really, but what I I think is 139 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:03,280 Speaker 1: important to talk about is what could have been? Okay, 140 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:06,560 Speaker 1: what could have been on the other side, because it's 141 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:10,800 Speaker 1: kind of fun and interesting to think about because you know, 142 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:13,280 Speaker 1: at the end, I could have been a legend. You know, 143 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:17,440 Speaker 1: they would have been talking about me for years and 144 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:24,200 Speaker 1: decades and maybe even centuries to come. But you know what, instead, 145 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:27,400 Speaker 1: I just handle my damn business and we won't have 146 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:30,760 Speaker 1: to worry about it. But either way, this week's episode 147 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:37,040 Speaker 1: will laugh with me Officially story Time with jo I 148 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:42,320 Speaker 1: highly recommend grabbing a beer for this one because I 149 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:46,000 Speaker 1: am sure of it. This morning at five fifty am, 150 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:51,320 Speaker 1: somebody was drinking. It wasn't me. Shit, I wanted to 151 00:08:51,440 --> 00:09:00,160 Speaker 1: after but it wasn't me, No, nope, but the us 152 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,880 Speaker 1: when they walked to the gas station this morning. It 153 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,760 Speaker 1: had I mean had to been I mean he had 154 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:06,520 Speaker 1: to have been on something. Whether it was he was 155 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:10,319 Speaker 1: drunk or on some kind of like painkillers. I don't know. 156 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:15,640 Speaker 1: Maybe he's just going through some shit mentally and that 157 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:18,440 Speaker 1: it kind of just caught up to him. Here's the thing. 158 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:24,760 Speaker 1: I could have been decapitated today. Now, I wasn't right, Jojo, 159 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:33,400 Speaker 1: because I handled my damn business. Okay. Now, when somebody 160 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:37,760 Speaker 1: says I'm going to rip your head off, you handle 161 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:43,360 Speaker 1: your damn business. What could he have done? He could 162 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:46,240 Speaker 1: have ripped my damn head off, and it's that's the thing. 163 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:49,360 Speaker 1: It would have been very rare. It doesn't happen very 164 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:52,520 Speaker 1: often anymore. It used to. I looked it up. I 165 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:54,360 Speaker 1: was gonna even just like in the night, I mean, 166 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:56,920 Speaker 1: decapitations he was having all over the world. Apparently it 167 00:09:56,960 --> 00:10:02,120 Speaker 1: was quite the deal. In the United States. We don't 168 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:05,120 Speaker 1: have as many of these types of situations anymore, and 169 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:08,440 Speaker 1: most of them have to do with, you know, in 170 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:11,080 Speaker 1: a relationship where either the guy's upset with the girl 171 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:14,040 Speaker 1: the girls up set with the guy. That's generally the 172 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:18,000 Speaker 1: situation in the United States of why somebody gets de capitated. 173 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,800 Speaker 1: You know, from nineteen seventy eight to nineteen ninety one, 174 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:24,200 Speaker 1: it was a rare deal where it was just one 175 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:27,040 Speaker 1: guy named Jeffrey Dahmer and he was out decapitating. I 176 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:31,320 Speaker 1: mean he's sixteen of his victims in fact, lost their heads. 177 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:35,480 Speaker 1: Not the situation here, but yeah, it's it's actually it's 178 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:39,960 Speaker 1: pretty interesting when you actually go back and read everybody 179 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:45,280 Speaker 1: who's ever just had their head torn off, and it 180 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,440 Speaker 1: really a lot of it is, uh, just has to 181 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:52,040 Speaker 1: do with relationships. They hear this one not relationship related. 182 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:55,920 Speaker 1: This guy Adam Walsh nineteen eighty one abducted from a 183 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:58,880 Speaker 1: Seiars department store at the Hollywood Mall in Hollywood, Florida, 184 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,520 Speaker 1: and his head was found in a drainage canal two 185 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:06,559 Speaker 1: weeks after he was murdered two weeks after. That's probably 186 00:11:06,679 --> 00:11:10,600 Speaker 1: that's I'm gonna go ahead and go on the on 187 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:13,079 Speaker 1: the record as saying that's the beginning of the end 188 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:17,440 Speaker 1: for Sears. That's when people stopped going to Sears nineteen 189 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:21,240 Speaker 1: eighty one. Yeah, it was still a major player in 190 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:24,480 Speaker 1: the retail game, you know, in eighty one and after, 191 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:27,680 Speaker 1: but that was the beginning of the downfall. People were scared, 192 00:11:27,679 --> 00:11:31,640 Speaker 1: they're gonna lose their heads. I'm calling it. You heard 193 00:11:31,679 --> 00:11:36,640 Speaker 1: it here first, guys. And that's just to the United States. 194 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:41,600 Speaker 1: You look at you know, Let's go to Sweden. Let's see, 195 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:45,920 Speaker 1: most Sweden's had it better than us. The last time 196 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,720 Speaker 1: they lost somebody getting their head cut off was in 197 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:51,280 Speaker 1: nineteen ten, and it was because of the using the 198 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:55,320 Speaker 1: guillotine for execution. You know, actually the guillotine was a 199 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:59,680 Speaker 1: very popular form of execution all over the world, but 200 00:11:59,679 --> 00:12:07,480 Speaker 1: for the most part it's illegal now. A lot of 201 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:10,000 Speaker 1: fictional characters have lost their heads as well, some that 202 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:13,440 Speaker 1: we have enjoyed, some maybe that we haven't. Something we 203 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:18,520 Speaker 1: went ed truck from the office. He lost his head. 204 00:12:18,559 --> 00:12:22,520 Speaker 1: I forgot all about that. There's a bunch of people 205 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:26,199 Speaker 1: throughout the like the Final Destination series that lost their head. 206 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:30,440 Speaker 1: None in the first Final Destination, but Final Destination two 207 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:40,240 Speaker 1: Nor Carpenter lost her head. Man, It's wild Freddy Krueger, 208 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:47,679 Speaker 1: Freddy Krueger and Freddy versus Jason decapitated. Isn't that something? 209 00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:53,160 Speaker 1: Oh BOSTONAKA and kill Bill Voye one? I forgot all 210 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:57,800 Speaker 1: about that one. Oh Tortuga and Breaking Bad. A lot 211 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:01,800 Speaker 1: of people remember that. I'm sure that's a pretty relevant 212 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,840 Speaker 1: and newish one. Here's spoiler alert. You haven't seen Dead 213 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:11,280 Speaker 1: Pull and Wolverine saber Tooth was decapitated. That's the deal. 214 00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:14,640 Speaker 1: A lot of people have been, just not a lot 215 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:18,679 Speaker 1: recent and that's where today's story comes in. I very 216 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:22,960 Speaker 1: well could have been on my name on this list. 217 00:13:23,559 --> 00:13:29,400 Speaker 1: Twenty twenty four Gas Station lost his head. That's what 218 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,280 Speaker 1: it would have said. It probably would have said something 219 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:34,920 Speaker 1: like Jeremy Odom, hosts of Laugh with Me and Bottom 220 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:40,839 Speaker 1: five Podcasts super popular podcasts decapitated at work. That's that's 221 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:41,360 Speaker 1: probably what. 222 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,040 Speaker 3: It was said. 223 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:48,600 Speaker 1: So here's what happened. Sorry, had to stretch and some 224 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:49,960 Speaker 1: you have to get ready, Like I feel like I'm 225 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:54,000 Speaker 1: gonna I'm not be in a fight again. So, you know, 226 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:57,480 Speaker 1: we're opening up the store and it's it's actually a 227 00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:00,800 Speaker 1: pretty busy morning and we're selling stuff. It's me and 228 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,120 Speaker 1: my coworker. We're both running the registers because in the 229 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,160 Speaker 1: morning you get that morning rush and it's just it's 230 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:08,640 Speaker 1: non stop people buying coffee, you donnuts, breakfast, sandwiches, you know, 231 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,480 Speaker 1: blah blah blah. And we had a little bit of 232 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:15,840 Speaker 1: a lull and this older guy comes in, probably seventy 233 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:19,080 Speaker 1: years old, looks like he's been through the ringer a 234 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:22,800 Speaker 1: little bit. He comes in and he just starts going 235 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:26,800 Speaker 1: on about how he had been shot. And we're like, oh, shoot, 236 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,920 Speaker 1: you know, Doude, do you need to go to the hospital, 237 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,880 Speaker 1: and he goes you try to go. I'm like, well 238 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,360 Speaker 1: I did, like I had this whole thing with my 239 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,880 Speaker 1: crones and I was bleeding and then you know it's 240 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:38,800 Speaker 1: like I was losing iron and this anyway, I didn't 241 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:42,040 Speaker 1: like I didn't want to like go through my whole 242 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,920 Speaker 1: medical history with him and be like, yeah, I think 243 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,800 Speaker 1: it was just disputes with the doctor Sai blah blah 244 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,440 Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Anyway, I ended up getting what I 245 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:50,760 Speaker 1: needed and I feel great today. I didn't want to 246 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,840 Speaker 1: like go through all that, so I was just like, yeah, yeah, man, 247 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:57,320 Speaker 1: if you got shot though, and he's like, yeah, I 248 00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:00,320 Speaker 1: get shot every day, I'm like, that's that's probably bleed 249 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,360 Speaker 1: not the case. I mean, he didn't look bloody and 250 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:08,400 Speaker 1: he didn't appear to have any issue with blood loss 251 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,800 Speaker 1: and or in pain for that matter. 252 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:14,400 Speaker 3: And he's going on about how he works for the 253 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:21,040 Speaker 3: police kind of like undercoverish and he was driving to 254 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,600 Speaker 3: get this bad guy and they were shooting. 255 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,040 Speaker 1: At him, which is a common issue for him. And 256 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,600 Speaker 1: then you know he doesn't have a car though, and 257 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:31,840 Speaker 1: then he he's going on and on and on about 258 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:41,240 Speaker 1: how he's got this wife but he doesn't and he 259 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,120 Speaker 1: is in town for a funeral, which is funny because 260 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,480 Speaker 1: my coworker actually went to high school with this guy 261 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,240 Speaker 1: and was like, oh, your so and so, and he's 262 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,480 Speaker 1: like oh yeah, oh yeah yeah, and they knew each other. 263 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:54,400 Speaker 1: And then there is a funeral on Saturday that they 264 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,040 Speaker 1: would both know. And she's like, oh, so you're in 265 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,800 Speaker 1: town for you know this person? He goes, oh no, 266 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:07,760 Speaker 1: probably another one classic answer when you don't want to 267 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,040 Speaker 1: say who you're in town, uh for a funeral for 268 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,520 Speaker 1: when there there isn't one when when that's just like 269 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:18,080 Speaker 1: your go to anyway, he lives in Colorado, but he's 270 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,680 Speaker 1: in town for a funeral. And then he doesn't have 271 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:23,640 Speaker 1: a car. And then he's just like going up to 272 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:25,720 Speaker 1: this other customer and he's like, hey, can you like 273 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,880 Speaker 1: get me a coffee? The customers like, sure, I'll buy 274 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:31,080 Speaker 1: your coffee. It's like a dollar, so get He goes 275 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,800 Speaker 1: and gets his coffee and then he leaves, you know, 276 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,600 Speaker 1: no big problem. He like just walks out of the store. Awesome, 277 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,440 Speaker 1: see you later. And I'm I'm thinking like, all right, well, 278 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,760 Speaker 1: how many hot dogs I need to get on the 279 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:45,720 Speaker 1: rollers like kind of looking through orders like you know 280 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,080 Speaker 1: that's zen. You guys know what those in like the 281 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:52,200 Speaker 1: nicotine pouches, the people putting their in their lips, like 282 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,320 Speaker 1: those are flying but they can't keep up with the 283 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:57,680 Speaker 1: stock because the trend so high. It's like I really 284 00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,400 Speaker 1: I think about that a lot because not because I 285 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,800 Speaker 1: don't want to do it. I don't want to use it, 286 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,280 Speaker 1: but I'm just, you know, how do I get more 287 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:08,680 Speaker 1: for the customers. So then my coworker, though, is concerned 288 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,679 Speaker 1: because this guy. She's like, I hope he left so 289 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:14,880 Speaker 1: then because he's just seemed off, which yes he did. 290 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:20,159 Speaker 1: So I go outside and I start walking around. I 291 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,280 Speaker 1: don't see him. I'm like, okay, I'm going back in 292 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,199 Speaker 1: because I really need to start ordering this in And 293 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:28,560 Speaker 1: then next thing you know, he comes walking up the 294 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:33,159 Speaker 1: front sidewalk and I'm like, he's back. He comes in 295 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:36,080 Speaker 1: the store. Immediately there's only like one or two other 296 00:17:36,119 --> 00:17:41,040 Speaker 1: customers in the store. They're buying their goods and or 297 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,000 Speaker 1: you know, grabbing whatever they need in the store. And 298 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:46,760 Speaker 1: then he comes up to the front counter and he 299 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:49,600 Speaker 1: he says to me and my coworker and he's like, 300 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:53,040 Speaker 1: I've been shot and nobody will call anybody. And I'm like, well, 301 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:56,800 Speaker 1: what do you need? Like, we'll certainly call who you 302 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:59,679 Speaker 1: ever you need, and he goes call anybody, but do 303 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:05,480 Speaker 1: not call and then he named our county. They're police. 304 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:10,040 Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, buddy, and he looks at me and 305 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,959 Speaker 1: he goes, where do you live? And I go, that 306 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:18,040 Speaker 1: doesn't matter. He immediately starts yelling at the top of 307 00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:22,080 Speaker 1: his lungs about how I'm a fucking idiot, how it 308 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:25,919 Speaker 1: does matter, and how he went and fought for me, 309 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:29,600 Speaker 1: for this country to have this bullshit, and I go, hey, 310 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,119 Speaker 1: and I then I started to walk around the corner, 311 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:35,640 Speaker 1: round the round side of the counter, and I said, hey, 312 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:39,960 Speaker 1: it doesn't matter, but you gotta go if you're gonna 313 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,879 Speaker 1: be yelling. And he goes, I'm gonna cut your head off, 314 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:48,800 Speaker 1: and he comes at me and I jack pop him 315 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,560 Speaker 1: right in the side. He drops drops it. He's coming 316 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,479 Speaker 1: at me. First of all this self defense. I had 317 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:59,000 Speaker 1: no bullshit on my end. He goes down. We immediately 318 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:04,040 Speaker 1: called the police and the Sheriff's office arrive right pretty quickly, 319 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:17,040 Speaker 1: and he's down coffee everywhere. Oh. They get to I'm like, hey, 320 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:19,440 Speaker 1: this is what happened. You can check, you can check cameras, 321 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:21,280 Speaker 1: you can you can ask any of the witnesses here 322 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:24,000 Speaker 1: like this, this is what happened. It turns out they 323 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,119 Speaker 1: know this guy. He has been a problem for a 324 00:19:26,119 --> 00:19:28,359 Speaker 1: few months. He's been in town for a funeral for 325 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:34,680 Speaker 1: a few months. Unfortunately, homeless and unfortunately going through something mentally. 326 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,800 Speaker 1: But you know, we didn't know. We just knew that 327 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:40,119 Speaker 1: somebody came in was absolutely losing their shit when I 328 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:44,399 Speaker 1: wouldn't say where I live and then came at me, 329 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,720 Speaker 1: He's gonna cut my head off. Like then, the last 330 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:49,800 Speaker 1: thing I wanted to do was join this list of decapitations. 331 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:53,040 Speaker 1: I went over the list. First of all, it's really 332 00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:55,280 Speaker 1: not that great of a list when you think about it, 333 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:58,240 Speaker 1: Like I could have given you the names of a 334 00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,760 Speaker 1: lot of the folks. I could have given you the 335 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,800 Speaker 1: last ten people in the United States or even the 336 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:05,879 Speaker 1: world that have been decapitated, you wouldn't be able to 337 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,960 Speaker 1: name one of them. Like you wouldn't have been like, 338 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,560 Speaker 1: oh yeah, I remember that one. No. None, So not 339 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:14,120 Speaker 1: a cool list to be on. No one's really gonna 340 00:20:14,119 --> 00:20:16,399 Speaker 1: remember you. Am I on list? So when somebody, some 341 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,760 Speaker 1: idiot like me, looks up that list, do you get 342 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,200 Speaker 1: to see it? Yeah, And that's where I would be sitting. 343 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,120 Speaker 1: So it's really not even that cool of a list 344 00:20:25,119 --> 00:20:31,720 Speaker 1: to be on. Pulling into the car to the sheriff's car, 345 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:33,919 Speaker 1: I go to the have to go to the Sheriff's 346 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,280 Speaker 1: a different one. Explain my deal I do get self 347 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,600 Speaker 1: defense so I could go back to where I ended 348 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:45,960 Speaker 1: up getting the zen order on time, thank you, And 349 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,200 Speaker 1: then he got taken away because he can't. You can't 350 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:55,280 Speaker 1: threaten to decapitate people and lunch at them and make 351 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,960 Speaker 1: a mess of coffee everywhere. You know, That's just not 352 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:06,960 Speaker 1: really something a person should do. But that was my day. 353 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:11,960 Speaker 1: I don't know. That's sometimes you have a day like 354 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:19,000 Speaker 1: this and it's not so much that it's like, oh man, 355 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,560 Speaker 1: this is like a banner day, because it's really not 356 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:24,959 Speaker 1: like at the end of the day, I'm I'm safe. 357 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:29,159 Speaker 1: Everybody at the store was safe. You know, even the 358 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,160 Speaker 1: guy is safe. He's in a good place right now 359 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:35,199 Speaker 1: so he can get help. But the it's just something 360 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:38,440 Speaker 1: you know, I'll probably remember, you know, in passing at 361 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,360 Speaker 1: times be like, oh yeah, I remember when that guy 362 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:44,119 Speaker 1: wanted to cut my head off, but he didn't. You know, 363 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:47,800 Speaker 1: I guess I I won that one, you know, like 364 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,400 Speaker 1: I'll I'm going to take the w like if if 365 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:55,400 Speaker 1: we all have a record of every fight we've ever 366 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:59,480 Speaker 1: been in, Like I'm one and oh, okay, amateur status, sure, 367 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:05,000 Speaker 1: but I'm want to know I'm I'm pretty proud of that. 368 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,560 Speaker 1: You know, I'm not trying to go professional or anything, 369 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,240 Speaker 1: and I really don't want to get in the fight 370 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:13,840 Speaker 1: game at all. But if I had to and and 371 00:22:14,119 --> 00:22:16,600 Speaker 1: or you know, maybe started lifting and and it was 372 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,760 Speaker 1: just like, you know what, I think, Uh, I think 373 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,280 Speaker 1: maybe this is where I need to be right now. 374 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,240 Speaker 1: You know, I would definitely bring that one OH record 375 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,159 Speaker 1: with me and it'd be something to maybe get me 376 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,359 Speaker 1: into a better, better fight for the next time. But 377 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:33,639 Speaker 1: I don't know. It definitely makes for an interesting morning. 378 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:38,560 Speaker 1: The day was really lame after that. Frankly, in fact, 379 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:42,920 Speaker 1: one of my coworkers called in sick. So it was, uh, 380 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:46,280 Speaker 1: it was it was awful. I mean, it was terrible. 381 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:56,919 Speaker 1: It was just trying to do everything that's a Tuesday. 382 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:04,480 Speaker 1: That's a Tuesday. Yeah, that happened, and it's not even 383 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:08,119 Speaker 1: something I'm remember forever. But I had this issue the 384 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:11,920 Speaker 1: other day in the group chat with Kyle and Eric 385 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,320 Speaker 1: and you guys they've been on the show before. Kyle's 386 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:18,560 Speaker 1: my brother, Eric's one of my best friends from high school. 387 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,600 Speaker 1: We got this group chat and we're constantly chatting it up. Right, 388 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:31,000 Speaker 1: I couldn't have had anything better, and they gave me crickets. 389 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go back to it because it's actually it's 390 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:39,520 Speaker 1: an interesting story on Eric's behalf too. Okay. So he's 391 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,520 Speaker 1: at the zoo. So the zoo's doing these like things 392 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,640 Speaker 1: where you know, it's like for adults, you know, later 393 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:47,840 Speaker 1: in the evenings and they sell beer and you can 394 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:51,760 Speaker 1: see the animals or whatever. So he's at the zoo 395 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,520 Speaker 1: and he's at the desert Dome and which is like 396 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,680 Speaker 1: the desert and they got desert animals or whatever. He's 397 00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:01,040 Speaker 1: using the restroom. He comes out of the restroom and 398 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,359 Speaker 1: the people there like, hey, the zoo lady wants to 399 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,040 Speaker 1: measure your arm, and he thought it was like a 400 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,760 Speaker 1: bit like maybe they were just gonna like teach him something, 401 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:12,680 Speaker 1: but no, Apparently the gaters eat coins that people throw 402 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:16,840 Speaker 1: in the pools and they can't digest the coins. Which 403 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:20,760 Speaker 1: side note, I've I had a cat once that swallowed 404 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:24,240 Speaker 1: a penny, got super sick because it couldn't digest the penny. 405 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,720 Speaker 1: Stomach acid burning hole through this penny. The cat was 406 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:32,480 Speaker 1: gonna die. He was just a little guy. And it 407 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,000 Speaker 1: was like a thousand dollars to pay for surgery to 408 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,879 Speaker 1: save the cat's life, and got the penny back. It's 409 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,560 Speaker 1: just this penny with a hole in it anyway, so 410 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,800 Speaker 1: I know it's a real thing. And the gator can't 411 00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:46,560 Speaker 1: completely digest this penny or any of the coins, so 412 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:49,280 Speaker 1: this guy has to reach his arm through the mouth 413 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,479 Speaker 1: of the gator and pull the coins out of their stomach. 414 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:54,080 Speaker 1: But the problem is the arms aren't long enough to 415 00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:57,360 Speaker 1: reach into the biggest gater, so their current guy has 416 00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:01,240 Speaker 1: a thirty two inch arm. Eric came in at thirty one. 417 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:07,040 Speaker 1: They needed a thirty four arm length, so he was 418 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,119 Speaker 1: not able to save the gator. He did not have 419 00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:11,480 Speaker 1: long enough arm. So he's texting us about the story, 420 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,399 Speaker 1: which is which is awesome, Like it's actually a pretty 421 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:19,119 Speaker 1: interesting story. And then I said, you couldn't stretch it 422 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,280 Speaker 1: a bit. I've always been able to stretch a couple 423 00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:27,560 Speaker 1: extra inches. I thought that was funny, and it was 424 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:31,280 Speaker 1: like it was a dick joke. And then then he's like, oh, 425 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,199 Speaker 1: I didn't realize how serious it was until after when 426 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,280 Speaker 1: the lady spotted him across the room and then was like, 427 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:39,240 Speaker 1: you know, explaining it, and then I replied, I just 428 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:41,760 Speaker 1: read that the first long armed gator saver was named 429 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:45,800 Speaker 1: Jacob Rock the song Crocodile Rock was actually about him. 430 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:53,280 Speaker 1: Old Jr. There was a great response. You kid me, 431 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:57,840 Speaker 1: you don't get to show up to the damn group 432 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,680 Speaker 1: chat start talking about long arm gator savers. They don't 433 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:08,840 Speaker 1: expect some jokes. That was great. No response from those 434 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:11,400 Speaker 1: fools at all. And then I say, oh, a tough 435 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,000 Speaker 1: crowd on a Friday. This was on a Friday, So 436 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,360 Speaker 1: first of all, we should be in a great mood. 437 00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:17,360 Speaker 1: It's fucking Friday. And then Eric's like, oh yeah, where 438 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,679 Speaker 1: I'll cut him? And it's like, you, dude, I'm not 439 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,800 Speaker 1: gonna say you should cut yourself, because that's wrong. Nobody 440 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:29,119 Speaker 1: should do that. But we're gonna be a little bit 441 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,320 Speaker 1: we these great. Let me read it again. I just 442 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:36,119 Speaker 1: read that the first long armed gator saver was named 443 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:40,439 Speaker 1: Jacob Rock. The song Crocodile Rock by Elton John was 444 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:46,000 Speaker 1: actually about him. You're telling me if somebody showed up 445 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,480 Speaker 1: with a story about long armed people saving gators like 446 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:52,240 Speaker 1: coins out of gators, and somebody throws that in there, 447 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,000 Speaker 1: you're not getting a chuckle or a little haha or 448 00:26:56,160 --> 00:27:10,080 Speaker 1: some kind of emoji, like just saying, just saying. And 449 00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:15,240 Speaker 1: then immediately after I send a text about how they're 450 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:20,120 Speaker 1: gonna start selling alcohol at the Husker volleyball and football 451 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:23,919 Speaker 1: games next season. Do you think that would get some 452 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:29,160 Speaker 1: excitement from the boys. I know I didn't, and they 453 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,439 Speaker 1: may have missed it. Maybe they were going back and 454 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,159 Speaker 1: just be like, hey, were we really fucked up on 455 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:38,120 Speaker 1: this these gator jokes and they felt bad they didn't 456 00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:43,119 Speaker 1: want to instantly jump on the Husker thing. I don't know. 457 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,800 Speaker 1: I just feel like I brought a lot to the 458 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:54,000 Speaker 1: chat on Friday, and sometimes it'd be like that sometimes, 459 00:27:56,240 --> 00:28:03,600 Speaker 1: do you think, Jojo, I'm just happy it wasn't beheaded. 460 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:08,280 Speaker 1: Oh oh, best part. I text my boss that all 461 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:11,320 Speaker 1: this happened right like after. I'm like, hey, just so 462 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,840 Speaker 1: you know, like there was this guy and anyway, you know, 463 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:18,959 Speaker 1: the sheriff took him, blah blah blah. His response, at 464 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:27,480 Speaker 1: least he didn't cut your head off. Don't worry, don't 465 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,760 Speaker 1: work the rest of the day.