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Speaker 1: Feeling real good, feeling real nice. Welcome to the Iron

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Speaker 1: on ABC's Celebrity Wheel of Fortune with my man Pistol Pat, Pat,

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Speaker 1: We'll be joining the Celebrity Wheel of Fortune. But like

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Speaker 1: brain dead boxers. I don't go a funck. I know

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Speaker 1: pick this lander, picked this ladder, don't pick that leadder. Dude,

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Speaker 1: I said, I'm coming to win. I'm in it for

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Speaker 1: the honey, not for the money. We ain't making no money.

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Speaker 1: The money is going to the kids and hopefully fucking

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Speaker 1: couple of video games, some foot bull some basketballs, some

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Speaker 1: Barbie dolls, all colors, black Asian brand, whatever the fuck

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Speaker 1: they got them in, all colors now, all flavors, Ken dolls. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what these these kids are into. Twister,

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Speaker 1: teddy bears. I don't know what. They're into. Crayons, you

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Speaker 1: She's so concerned about me being on. Maybe she's jealous.

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Speaker 1: Mr potato Heads they gotta I mean, they gotta like Mr.

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Speaker 1: Potato Heads. So let's they gotta think that. The fucking Hedgehog. Why,

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Speaker 1: I've seen the kids with the hedge hodge watches. Whatever

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm there for for you. I want to

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Speaker 1: I'll deliver it. I'll deliver my winnings said that. They said,

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Speaker 1: with my wife. The best part of it was Nicki Minaj,

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00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 1: who's the best female rapper of all time and should

417
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 1: be on top twenty, top thirty, top fifty lists of

418
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 1: all time. Listen remy Ma, she's dope, but she ain't

419
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 1: as good as Nicki Minaj. When you do these top

420
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 1: fifty lists, Nicki Minaj is better than a lot of

421
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 1: these motherfucker's we put on these top fifty lists. She

422
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 1: could funk with the best of the best. She's a

423
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 1: bad motherfucker. She's ill. The best part of it was

424
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 1: Nicki Minaj and the Red Hot Chili Peppers, but all

425
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 1: this uh Rosaliah and the kid Leroy and Megan the

426
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 1: fucking Stallion and Lizzo, even my man Snooping and Eminem.

427
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 1: They performed, but it was all like an f T

428
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 1: or see. I don't know what the funk it was.

429
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 1: I was like, I want to see Snoop and Eminem.

430
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 1: I don't want to see cartoons of Snoop Dogg, Snoop

431
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: Doggie Dog and Slim shade you. I want to see

432
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 1: them maybe funk around with the n f T S

433
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 1: or the c G I a little bit, but let

434
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 1: me see these guys rock show these dumb young, stupid

435
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 1: motherfucker's how how to get down Olivia Rodrigo and them.

436
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 1: Of course, it was great to see the Chili Peppers

437
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 1: funk with the Chili Peppers hard body karate, think a

438
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 1: machine gun? Can you imagine the best that you've got

439
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: is a machine gun. Kelly the fucking kid le Roi

440
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 1: and little no Little nas X is up there winning

441
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 1: a multiple awards. I'm like this guy sucks. He had

442
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 1: his fucking cock out, he had to cover his cock.

443
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 1: They had some wild ship up there, I mean, some

444
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: really wild ship. And then I'm watching this fucking guy,

445
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 1: Kid Gravy, which this is when I had to turn

446
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 1: the whole thing off. Some fucking guy named Kid Gravy. No, no,

447
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 1: Young Gravy. This fucking guy had the audacity to refer

448
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 1: to himself as an underground rapper. Duke, you ain't no

449
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 1: motherfucking rapper. First of all, you ain't no underground rapper.

450
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 1: How dare you refer to yourself as a fucking rapper,

451
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 1: let alone an underground rapper. I never heard saw Young

452
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 1: Gravy in my life, and I'm sorry that I spend

453
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: time watching this fucking boozo up there, Young fucking Gravy.

454
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 1: Myles Jordan's play a little bit of this Young Gravy ship. Hey,

455
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 1: what's your baby? Mama? And the grim and blower back out,

456
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 1: shorty Filipino, and you got me many back out Allio

457
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 1: without them, Commy Jerry Stack out days and out Bubba,

458
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 1: But your mama, Manni Snapper before I get this dog

459
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: got the morning routine, Wake up bright and really there's

460
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:25,120
Speaker 1: some brand new crane blast three times. Baby. Also plain

461
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 1: Braby got cheese. Now that's Braby coming hot, Like I'm

462
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 1: hopping off the grid or bull up on again if

463
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: you're trying to get a little and all the mom's

464
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: love me. Now I think I'm being a bread or

465
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 1: flex the rainbow bang alexis skin What the funk was that?

466
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 1: And this is a big star. This fucking guy is

467
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 1: a big star. Big to do this young gravy. But

468
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 1: he had the bulls to say. I heard him say

469
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,479
Speaker 1: it with my own with my own eyes. I'm an

470
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 1: underground rapper, Buppa. I'm like, huh, the fuck in what world?

471
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 1: And what were you? Who are you? You showing Pete?

472
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:10,319
Speaker 1: You told quality you Pharaoh Munch, You're a fucking You're

473
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 1: not a rapper, let alone an underground rapper. Duke mocking

474
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 1: the entire thing. Y know, these dudes are mocking the

475
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 1: entire thing. I get offended. I made it through it.

476
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 1: But like my wife said, she goes listen. The other day,

477
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: you were complaining about the jay z verse on DJ

478
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:43,359
Speaker 1: Khaled DJ Kalin's new record, God did great marketing, God, Dude.

479
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 1: I was listening to the record on a drive with

480
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 1: my wife, and she says, you're complaining about the beat

481
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: not being hard enough to beat, not being boom back enough. Well,

482
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,720
Speaker 1: now you got Young Gravy, and I said, you know something,

483
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: You're fucking right. I need to go back and appreciate

484
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 1: jay Z, fucking Little Wayne Rick. I need to appreciate

485
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: what we have because when you've got guys like Young

486
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:16,319
Speaker 1: fucking Gravy coming along on the MTV Music Awards, appreciate

487
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: that you got jay Z. On one Dj Kaled God

488
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:24,320
Speaker 1: did song. Whether you like the beat or not, the

489
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,879
Speaker 1: lyrics are dope. I don't get Dj Kaled. I don't

490
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 1: know what how this whole thing works. Listen, no disrespect

491
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 1: to DJ Kalen. This guy seems like a nice guy,

492
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 1: super positive. I just don't get the whole thing. I

493
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 1: listened to the music. He doesn't make bangers. He calls

494
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 1: them bangers. Some people think they're bankers. Kind of ridiculous.

495
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 1: House got yachts, he's got jet skis obviously very successful.

496
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 1: The music, it doesn't do anything for me. There's not

497
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 1: one Dj Kaled song. Correct me if I'm wrong, send

498
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 1: it to me in my d M s. There's not

499
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 1: one Dj Kaled song that I could go that's a

500
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 1: fucking smacker, and he's got the best. He's got the

501
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,759
Speaker 1: pick of the literal, the best of the best. It's

502
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 1: just that. But I did really listen to the jay

503
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 1: Z song. It's called God Dude, and I believe it's Drake.

504
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,400
Speaker 1: I know it's little Wayne Rick Ross and jay Z

505
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 1: jay Z is on there for like four minutes, and

506
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,840
Speaker 1: I do appreciate it after sitting there and watching his

507
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 1: fucking young gravy on my TV and were sacrificed. We

508
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:30,360
Speaker 1: watched dm TV Music Awards before we watched Real Housewives.

509
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 1: That's a sacrifice, not anyone that I'm proud of, but

510
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 1: that is, in fact a sacrifice. That's two hours, two

511
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 1: hours and fifteen minutes, two hours and thirty minutes of

512
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 1: my life. I'm never gonna get back. And it was

513
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 1: a sad state of affairs with marshmallow Head little non

514
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 1: sex having to cover his fucking cocking balls. I don't

515
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 1: know what he had on. They have like c g

516
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 1: I sture burst twerkers. It's you know, they don't want

517
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:04,840
Speaker 1: you to be in the real world. They're on some

518
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 1: meta ship. We don't need real strippers, we don't need

519
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 1: real dancers. We got metaverse dancers and some people that

520
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:17,320
Speaker 1: turns people on. It's the sick funx out there that

521
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,879
Speaker 1: that gets them going. They like that kind of ship.

522
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,800
Speaker 1: Not me. You ain't. You ain't catching me in the metaverse.

523
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 1: You ain't metaverse and me. He freaks. And then I

524
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: found out that the moon man. You know, they give

525
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,240
Speaker 1: you the moon man. This has been going on thirty

526
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 1: forty years, these MTV Music Awards. I don't know, thirty years,

527
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 1: forty years who I don't fact check. Listen, it's been

528
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 1: going on a while. Michael Jackson and then Prince okay,

529
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy with the s curl. Okay, Eddie Murphy came

530
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,800
Speaker 1: out with the wet the wet ship. You know what

531
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: I'm saying. The MTV moon Man, the award is now

532
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 1: called a moon person. Hm. You can't even refer to

533
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,399
Speaker 1: it as a moon man, although it is a man.

534
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:13,400
Speaker 1: They called the MTV moon Man award a moon person.

535
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 1: Why why can't it be a moon man? Make another award,

536
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 1: give a moon woman, or just change it to a

537
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: moon woman. I have no problem with that, but call

538
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: it a moon woman. You fuck? What does the moon man?

539
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 1: He doesn't identify as a man. Is that what you're saying?

540
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 1: The fucking award the statue doesn't identify as a man.

541
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 1: How do you know? It's just it's a statue. It's

542
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 1: a fucking statue. I don't know. I don't know what's happening.

543
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 1: I've read an article which means it's true. There's a

544
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 1: nightclub in Australia, a disco in Australia that has banned

545
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: staring without verbal consent. So you're at the club. Okay,

546
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 1: you can't even look at a motherfucker without consent. So

547
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 1: I have to ask you, Ao, sweetheart, yo boo, yo, ma,

548
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 1: can I look at you? I'm not even asking you

549
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 1: for the phone number at this point. I gotta get

550
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 1: consent to look at you. The fuck is going on

551
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 1: and they got a zero tolerance policy. This is Club

552
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 1: seventies seven in Sydney. Shout out to the Australian Rapper Pack.

553
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 1: Shout out to the New Zealand Wrapper Pack. Shout out

554
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 1: to the Spain Wrapper Pack. A man from Spain hit

555
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:37,959
Speaker 1: me said, you never shout out to this the Spain

556
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 1: wrapper Pack. Shout out the Mexico Wrapper Pack, France Wrappa Pack,

557
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 1: All Wrappa packs worldwide, South American Rapper Pack, Buffalo Rappa

558
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 1: Pack with a man l Duke, California Rappa Pack, New

559
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 1: York Rappa Pack, Five Borough Wrappa Pack, Texas Wrappa Pack.

560
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:01,320
Speaker 1: Shout out to my man X from the b X

561
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:07,360
Speaker 1: working his ass off all the time with a smile

562
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,720
Speaker 1: on his face. Loves the podcast, Loves the Young Shooter

563
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 1: a k a. The Young Scooter Big shout out to

564
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 1: my man x X of the Izo. But at Club

565
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:25,320
Speaker 1: seventy seven in Sydney, you have to get consent. Okay,

566
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:29,399
Speaker 1: you have to get consent to look at a chick,

567
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 1: look at a dude, look at her him, whatever the

568
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,320
Speaker 1: fund their pronouns are. They said that this club is

569
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 1: not a place to come. If your sole purpose is

570
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 1: to pick somebody up, then what the funk are we

571
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 1: doing at the disco? What the funk are we doing

572
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 1: at the list? And I like the two steps two,

573
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,800
Speaker 1: but when I go to the disco, I don't go

574
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 1: to the disco. But I went to Studio fifty four, okay,

575
00:40:53,160 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 1: the rooftop, Union Square, Latin Quarters, skate Key. Aside from

576
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 1: hanging out with my dudes, my goal was to pick

577
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 1: up something, to get a phone number, That's what my

578
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: goal was. Now you can't even look at chicks when

579
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 1: you go to the club. The funk are we doing here?

580
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 1: What are we doing here? The club is higher designated

581
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 1: safety officers who will be wearing pink vests to handle

582
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 1: complaints and concerns about motherfucker's scaring. Get the funk outta here, man.

583
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 1: If you you feel uncomfortable, you can go to one

584
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,320
Speaker 1: of these assholes in the pink jacket and be like,

585
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 1: this guy or this girl is staring at me, Get

586
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,399
Speaker 1: the funk out of here, man. This is where we're

587
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:47,919
Speaker 1: at kind of fucking disco tech. Is that this means

588
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 1: that women, In my opinion, you're taking away the fact

589
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,880
Speaker 1: that women don't feel empowered strong enough to tell the

590
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,800
Speaker 1: motherfucker your back up off me. Listen. The kind of

591
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 1: chicks that I was doing Louis growing up in New

592
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 1: York City, they'd be like, Yo, my man, get the

593
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: funk away from me. Nah. Be they tell you like that? Nah?

594
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:10,920
Speaker 1: Can I get your number? Nah? They ain't fucking safety officer.

595
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 1: I know some of these fucking guys are inappropriate. You're

596
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,320
Speaker 1: telling you get the funk out of my face, bitch

597
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: to the dude, the kind of women that I like,

598
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 1: that I'm attracted to. They're strong enough, tough enough to

599
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,320
Speaker 1: tell you to back the funk up, and if it

600
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 1: gets to the next numble, you get one of those

601
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 1: those football playing security guards to grab the motherfucker up

602
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 1: and throw them out. But staring this is some bullshit.

603
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 1: This is an over twenty one club. We ain't talking

604
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,359
Speaker 1: about a teeny bopper club. We're talking about a club

605
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 1: with adults, adults in the place to be. I'm done?

606
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 1: What more can I do? What more can I do?

607
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 1: Games song disrupted? I broke it down to the motherfucking

608
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:59,399
Speaker 1: write me. Game song disrupted. As always, that's forty five

609
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 1: minutes read. Okay, forty five minutes of fury. Tell a

610
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 1: friend to tell a friend about the Iron Wrap Reports

611
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 1: stereo pod. Because you've got any advice, questions, information complaints,

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00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 1: d m me email us. I am wrapped port Podcast

613
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. Miles Jordan A K the bleached

614
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 1: mothers ak that does mothers take me out of with

615
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 1: something real nice, Take me out of with something real proper,

616
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,839
Speaker 1: but most importantly take me out of Take me out

617
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 1: of it with something real, loud and real. I'm wrap

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00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 1: Ports stereo pockets. I'm done.