Speaker 1: Calgary Audio. What's up, mother Suckers. Welcome to another episode
Speaker 1: mothers a Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Blackson. I'm never alone.
Speaker 1: Hello everyone, thanks again for listening every week. I guess
Speaker 1: they love her voice, Michael Blackson. Maybe they listen to
Speaker 1: us before they go to sleep. I don't know, they
Speaker 1: listened to YouTube before they go to sleep, like History
Speaker 1: channel boom one minute. If anybody listens to us for
Speaker 1: the sleep, definitely not a woman and a man and
Speaker 1: his beautiful wife. I don't think they listened to us.
Speaker 1: Maybe uh, two men maybe listen to us for the
Speaker 1: fall asleep or lonely guy probably a thief that just
Speaker 1: robbed the bank knives is bad sleeping along with his money.
Speaker 1: I don't think is no couple, not a normal beautiful
Speaker 1: couple on our voices. Okay, probably freaks, perverbs, kidnappers and
Speaker 1: and run away kids that ran away from home. How
Speaker 1: about then people listening to us, Well, they're in traffic.
Speaker 1: We listened to ourselves because they have no choice. And
Speaker 1: he's back fround within everybody like us. Man, Yeah, we
Speaker 1: were just accidentally on the radio. It's okay, man, Well
Speaker 1: thanks again. God loves us. That's how that matter. God
Speaker 1: loves you too. Whoever you are, drive safely. What are
Speaker 1: you wearing today, Chinese best Friend, I'm wearing the clothes
Speaker 1: that I did not get from your friends. Oh no,
Speaker 1: free close to that. I had to buy this myself.
Speaker 1: Michael Bloxon For those who listening, Chinese best friend, get
Speaker 1: all the free clothes that I get that I don't wear. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're supposed to wear not me. After I word,
Speaker 1: their value went down, they all went bankrupt. Hey, they
Speaker 1: don't worry. Very soon you're gonna be very valuable to them.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be my Mr hit me down of Michael Blackson.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to lose at least a hundred pounds. No,
Speaker 1: I just tell them, make a bigger size of my size.
Speaker 1: Actually wear like an extra medium. I just tell them
Speaker 1: they make you like a I am an extra large. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in a good day when I don't eat a lot
Speaker 1: of fried rice, I could be a large. But it's
Speaker 1: a little uncomfortable with the belly. So you just wearing those?
Speaker 1: Are those clothes as you cast your money this week? Yeah,
Speaker 1: my girlfriend shout out to my girlfriend. She bought last
Speaker 1: I had a baby together. You gotta get up for
Speaker 1: wait three four years? I long you guys been together.
Speaker 1: Oh it's been a good five years. Michael. Why did
Speaker 1: she still your girlfriend? Chinese blackfod you scared to commit
Speaker 1: to her? Yeah? After you proposed on national television, and
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm gonna have to propose. You have
Speaker 1: a ring or you want to borrow? You can I
Speaker 1: borrow your ring? I'll get maybe, I'll see if I
Speaker 1: get rather to give that the friendship. I gave a
Speaker 1: promise that a ring before the engagement ring. I'll see
Speaker 1: if I give you or that. Michael Blackson, you had
Speaker 1: me down clothes, not engagement rings. For goodness, gracious, thanks Mike.
Speaker 1: We could talk about it after the show. I'll take it, okay.
Speaker 1: I got talked to Rid because she likes that ring,
Speaker 1: one of her engagement rings, and every ring was like
Speaker 1: pucking ten percent of what the engagement ring called. She
Speaker 1: liked that rather ring better. I'm like a whole lot
Speaker 1: of money. I could have just tricked you and just
Speaker 1: she likes the chief took the ring off her head,
Speaker 1: wash your sleep and just give it to her. And
Speaker 1: the next day and just got on my knees and
Speaker 1: put on her other finger self. I was gonna propose,
Speaker 1: Michael Blackson, but after seeing your very sweet proposal, I
Speaker 1: don't think I could beat that. Don't try to beat me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was too I was like, just impress your Chinese people.
Speaker 1: What can you do to impress them? Like, can you
Speaker 1: like eat more rights? I don't know, Michael good. I'm
Speaker 1: glad you said that, because I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: want to know. Chinese hate crime people are listening to
Speaker 1: right now. They have other things to do, like what
Speaker 1: I don't know, probably like making Louisva than bang on
Speaker 1: the civic mean, we're shortage in vehicles right now. COVID
Speaker 1: they fund a lot of things up. But well, hey, um,
Speaker 1: time for nigga news that this is this is a
Speaker 1: very sad news. Yes, Power, When did he pass away?
Speaker 1: What do you know? Do you care about black people
Speaker 1: with Chinese best friend? I do, but I thought he
Speaker 1: was doing well. You don't know much about Let me
Speaker 1: tell he's the first black Secretary of State and president
Speaker 1: of the Light Skin Committee. General Colin Power has passed away.
Speaker 1: He was a strong, light skinned brother. Okay, he was
Speaker 1: so tough. Even Donald Trump didn't mess with him when
Speaker 1: he was alive. He was so bad that he was
Speaker 1: the only person in Congress who was Democrat, Republican, Independent,
Speaker 1: and nobody said ship that nigger. Wow he did everything. Man,
Speaker 1: he was every He was wherever they wanted to be
Speaker 1: the first to be not reckoned with rest in peace, General,
Speaker 1: rest in peace. I should have invited him to the podcast.
Speaker 1: He was eight, You know what I think about a
Speaker 1: he was eighty four years or how it? Oh he
Speaker 1: was eighty four. Wow, that guy looks like it's at
Speaker 1: least like maybe sixty five. Yes, he looks way younger
Speaker 1: than than the president himself. Yeah, how did he die?
Speaker 1: Michael Blackson? This is that complication to COVID eighty four?
Speaker 1: I mean he lived his life. Yeah, he lived his life.
Speaker 1: I mean I pretty much like I mean eighty four.
Speaker 1: Will you want to go past eighty four? Friend? How
Speaker 1: you want to? I want to live to like maybe
Speaker 1: you know, a hundred and twenty five if possible. But
Speaker 1: this is not the biblical Rage and his bed. Friend. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna live past by looking at the way
Speaker 1: your body is built. I'll give you seventy one at top.
Speaker 1: Thanks a lot, Michael Blackson. I was actually gonna say
Speaker 1: fifty eight. But yeah, you added another twelve years when
Speaker 1: since my dick started working out, I'm ready to be out.
Speaker 1: Check me out. Huh hundred eight? You think, yeah, but
Speaker 1: you know I've seen that Chinese thing. It was something
Speaker 1: I was watching. Is that like a tradition where like
Speaker 1: the Chinese guy punched himself in the bars? You don't
Speaker 1: seen that video? It makes you a little longer. Is
Speaker 1: that what it is? I'm punching mush beating this stuff
Speaker 1: in the bars with bricks. It's a video. I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: Look google it. Asian men punching it stuff in the nuts.
Speaker 1: I've heard of it. I've seen it before. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: was that about? Is that? Seen it in a rush
Speaker 1: hour movie? But not not the fucking rush I started Instagram? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get a research that more Michael blocks and that
Speaker 1: sounds very interesting. You don't know about it? I have no.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it. I mean I've seen it, but
Speaker 1: I don't know what is about traditional. Maybe it's very
Speaker 1: Chinese because you have a Philipino, because you know what
Speaker 1: there's Viennome is a maybe. But there's a rule in
Speaker 1: China that you could only have a maximum two kids.
Speaker 1: You can't have more than that. What the funker has
Speaker 1: to do with him punching him stuff in the nuts,
Speaker 1: So you can't have babies anymore? Oh so all those
Speaker 1: who have more than two kids had a punch of
Speaker 1: nuts a few times a day. Maybe that makes sense.
Speaker 1: I mean right, they imagine we had to do that
Speaker 1: in America, Nick Canny, we had to punch the stuff
Speaker 1: in the face and his nuts. How many kids have
Speaker 1: you got? He got? He? I think he fathered four
Speaker 1: kids this year. Yeah. You know the funny thing he
Speaker 1: said on his new show. He said he loved his
Speaker 1: kids so much they gave each of them their own mother.
Speaker 1: It's like Oprah. You can have a mother. You can
Speaker 1: have a mother. You can have a mother. You can
Speaker 1: have a one of very thoughtful, very unselfish nut stuff him.
Speaker 1: I'm shout out to Nick Cannon. He reminds me of
Speaker 1: that show that he does wild and out, well then
Speaker 1: out all the time. Michael Black, Yeah, it's a wild
Speaker 1: and our kid. Um. Yes, well you know what since
Speaker 1: the time my kids? Yeah, I was guessing somebody that
Speaker 1: knew me since I was a little kid. Whoa Yes,
Speaker 1: I can't wait till I don't. I called her my
Speaker 1: parents daughter. She calls me, Oh, that's the girl you
Speaker 1: always putting your daughter, and she calls me her parents.
Speaker 1: I was so confused for so long, Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1: My sister, my blood, the only one any Apple, I've
Speaker 1: been to a cool uncol eight f she's eight. She's
Speaker 1: born on Friday. Your name is don Long. I just
Speaker 1: added an extra name to it. And he's here because
Speaker 1: I was gonna get into sports, but any you know,
Speaker 1: my nephew is an athlete. Shout out to Eli Apple.
Speaker 1: Shout out to the Cincinnati ban goes four and two,
Speaker 1: four and time. Yeah, I mean, right this moment, you're
Speaker 1: having no great season. That defense is amazing and he's
Speaker 1: part of that defense. Shout out to my nephew. If
Speaker 1: you went to the first game, and I mean those
Speaker 1: guys were relentless. They just refused to lose and they
Speaker 1: know how to win. So I mean it's great to
Speaker 1: be I think sports it's all about team right, because
Speaker 1: it's just getting with that right team that you fit
Speaker 1: in perfectly to win, right. And Eli, mom loves you.
Speaker 1: Are you listening to us? No, he's getting ready for
Speaker 1: Lamar Jackson because you know on the October they do
Speaker 1: play the Ravens. So yeah, we're gonna be busy with that,
Speaker 1: but I believe we can win it. Oh of course,
Speaker 1: I mean they should have wanted, should have beat the
Speaker 1: Green Bay. Oh my god. I was at that game.
Speaker 1: It was so like the fourth Misfit. It was just
Speaker 1: it was insanity. I was proud of that defense, but
Speaker 1: it was just one of those things where it was
Speaker 1: it was crazy. But the good thing is we were
Speaker 1: able to contain Aaron Rodgers for most of it. And
Speaker 1: so whenever you take the ball out of his hands
Speaker 1: and put it in the you know, the kicker's hand,
Speaker 1: you're winning. But unfortunately to score boards said differently. But anyway,
Speaker 1: put that behind us, beat Detroit. Now we have Ravens ahead.
Speaker 1: So glad he found a team that fits imperfectly. The
Speaker 1: Tim Craig. Everything Tim just amazing chemistry. But he likes
Speaker 1: a hard worker. He's a hard worker, and he's one
Speaker 1: of the most emotionally resilient people I know. My son
Speaker 1: is the most unbothered human ever. He is chill. Your brother,
Speaker 1: Michael Blox, you know, you have to have a certain
Speaker 1: personality to be a professional athlete in American culture, and um,
Speaker 1: you have to be one of those people who really
Speaker 1: know who you are, so your identity is not based
Speaker 1: on perceptions and affection, right. I always say, if you
Speaker 1: live by the approval of others, you would die by
Speaker 1: their rejection. So it's a matter of knowing who you
Speaker 1: are and being solid with that, and knowing that you
Speaker 1: have people in your like that really are invested in
Speaker 1: your well being and in your in your growth. And
Speaker 1: once you have that, what everybody else says and things
Speaker 1: the mofis ain't do nothing but scratching their balls on
Speaker 1: game day while you're out there on in a check
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, I see that they're letting the bench
Speaker 1: warmers scratching the balls. No, I'm talking about guys who
Speaker 1: are own social media, not doing anything, but have everything
Speaker 1: to say about what somebody else is doing, living that
Speaker 1: Grandmama's business, living at grandma based mante dollar short rent
Speaker 1: every month, but they have a lot to say about
Speaker 1: what pro athletes are doing. Talk about pro athlete. Let's
Speaker 1: let um part of my nigger news. Shout out to
Speaker 1: my nigga. Kyrie. People are saying Kyrie is a new
Speaker 1: calling Kaepernet, except Kaepernet took a knee and carry taking
Speaker 1: a new shade cut. He's gonna lose all his money
Speaker 1: because you don't want to take the shot. How you
Speaker 1: feel about the help I I personally, I love Kyrie.
Speaker 1: I love him as a person. Do I agree with
Speaker 1: his stance. I think each person can decide what they
Speaker 1: want to do. That's great. But we are in a
Speaker 1: whole pandemic. I know we have forgotten that, but we
Speaker 1: are in a pandemic. And I remember when the pandemic
Speaker 1: first hit, we all were praying to God for a vaccine.
Speaker 1: Now we get a vaccine and everybody's like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: But the thing is, it's a misinformation because the people
Speaker 1: who are dying at a higher rate from COVID are
Speaker 1: black and brown people. Um, so it's not a personal choice.
Speaker 1: You know, Americans, we always talk about personal freedom, But
Speaker 1: when you get on an airplane and that seatbelt light
Speaker 1: come on, you gotta see your ass down. You can't
Speaker 1: be like, am I right? Because what public safety has
Speaker 1: to trump personal choice. That's the price we pay for
Speaker 1: being citizens of a country is to be able to
Speaker 1: think about others. So I think it's very important the
Speaker 1: vaccine is safe. I have, I've gotten mine, and I
Speaker 1: recommend that people. If you can't get it, if your
Speaker 1: doctors say you're fine to get it, get it. But
Speaker 1: I think everybody needs to cut Kyrie slack because I
Speaker 1: always say that. You know, when you're when your teeth
Speaker 1: messed up, you don't go to your mechanic, right, so
Speaker 1: you go to the dentist. So we need to stop
Speaker 1: going to We need to start, We need to stop.
Speaker 1: I don't go to I don't go to comedians for
Speaker 1: public policy issues. I don't go to athletes for public
Speaker 1: health issues. There are people in your community who are
Speaker 1: well qualified. Listen to them. I don't get mad at
Speaker 1: Kyrie because his choices right now don't affect me. He's
Speaker 1: not a policy maker, So stop ragging on him and
Speaker 1: go talk to your congressman or woman. Yeah, Jonles Barkley
Speaker 1: stopped talking about God. I can't stand chous. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: so he's uh yeah, so he wouldn't take this shot
Speaker 1: and then bending taking no shots at the playoffs. Y'all
Speaker 1: leave Ben Simmers alone. Please leave him alone? Why I
Speaker 1: leave alone? Leave him alone? But let me tell he's
Speaker 1: messing with Billonnier's money. Okay, that's scared up. Is billonniers.
Speaker 1: You don't mess a reachable money because theyn't know how
Speaker 1: to play the games too. But you know what it is,
Speaker 1: Why is it that when everything's going I don't know.
Speaker 1: I watched this an American culture and I've been part of,
Speaker 1: you know, the news business for long time, and I've
Speaker 1: been part of the sports world. People always and always
Speaker 1: be the poorest people, always siding with the billionaires and
Speaker 1: the management. It's like, we love oppression. Please oppressss hey, oppressor,
Speaker 1: we will be your oppress. C you know, it's just
Speaker 1: like this is a management okay, but he's not a billionaire.
Speaker 1: I think what people need to realize is that we
Speaker 1: all know that he's not happy there um and they
Speaker 1: trashed him in the media, they trash him in his team,
Speaker 1: so he wants to go somewhere else. But he's but
Speaker 1: they're on the hook for four years of his contract money.
Speaker 1: And I know I've seen this everywhere. People said, well,
Speaker 1: he's getting paid this. If money could buy happiness, we
Speaker 1: all be robbing banks, right. The thing is, sometimes when
Speaker 1: you're not happy, your soul can't be bought. If he's
Speaker 1: not happy, they're finding way, let's everybody cut their losses
Speaker 1: and move forward. But there's nothing in the world worse
Speaker 1: than being in a place around people and stuff that
Speaker 1: is killing yourself. Is he will he be willing to
Speaker 1: take any laws in the money? No he's not. No,
Speaker 1: he shouldn't have to. See there we go. We all
Speaker 1: this thing that the player has to be. You see
Speaker 1: in the NFL, of course we don't have guarantee contract right.
Speaker 1: NFL contracts are written on the beach stand on a
Speaker 1: windy day, that ship just blows. But with you know NBA,
Speaker 1: his his money is guaranteed, so they have to pay
Speaker 1: him that money. So now what they do is they
Speaker 1: sully your name in the media. They throw dirt on
Speaker 1: you to try to make you the bad guy. But
Speaker 1: you know, he's standing in his ground. He's like this
Speaker 1: relationship and it's management. It's not his teammates. He's never
Speaker 1: had an issue with his teammates. His teammates don't have
Speaker 1: an issue with him. It is poor leadership, and there's
Speaker 1: difference between management and leadership, and the Sixers are failing
Speaker 1: in the leadership department. What told I know that your
Speaker 1: board owns the team or whatever? Who cares with Joel
Speaker 1: and Bees saying this is my issue with what Joel
Speaker 1: and b said today. I don't care about that man.
Speaker 1: My issue is when athletes stand up there and make
Speaker 1: a very public they make a business decision personal publicly.
Speaker 1: If you have an issue with him, go tell your group, chat,
Speaker 1: go tell your pet, talk to your dog, your partner,
Speaker 1: your woman, or whatever. But you can't go and say, oh,
Speaker 1: I have issue with him, so so this has nothing
Speaker 1: to do with you. This is a business decision. This
Speaker 1: is the management issue. This is between the Sixers management
Speaker 1: and Ben. And if they can't work it out, let
Speaker 1: him go take your loss because you can't trade him
Speaker 1: now because you trashed him. You have to pay him.
Speaker 1: They gotta pay him his money. They're gonna try to
Speaker 1: suspend them all conduct detrimental, that's what they do when
Speaker 1: they want have him take half the money to own.
Speaker 1: Can't do that. They're going to have to pay him
Speaker 1: his money. But if he agrees to that, to get
Speaker 1: the hell out, you're gonna well, I think that's what
Speaker 1: it is. It's like, you know, I don't have anything
Speaker 1: by seeing the movie role the Roses, but the two
Speaker 1: people who need to not be together trying to be
Speaker 1: together because they don't want to let the house or
Speaker 1: whatever going. So you're killing Douglas and Kathleen Turner. Hang up,
Speaker 1: I started doing the pandemic again. It was so sad,
Speaker 1: but it's like you have to do what's good for
Speaker 1: your soul. So I wish Ben well, Ben, I wish
Speaker 1: you felt well. Baby, keep your head up. He's twenty
Speaker 1: five years old. I was a father of five. I'm
Speaker 1: not making no excuses for him as a fan of
Speaker 1: the game and the Sixers. So the five starters play
Speaker 1: at the times, not football. Where's eleven guys? Five? Every
Speaker 1: person's job matters. So if you know, if we're all
Speaker 1: game paid twenty thirty million dollars a year, you're not
Speaker 1: doing your job as a team man. But you know
Speaker 1: what are you doing? You know, we have rights to
Speaker 1: have issues with each other. It's only five of us.
Speaker 1: We're trying to get this championship. These people paying us
Speaker 1: good money, they brought us together to do the things right.
Speaker 1: My personal opinion is at the end of the season,
Speaker 1: when you know when he pretty much ended our season. Okay,
Speaker 1: if it takes five people, how is one person that's
Speaker 1: a lot? Okay, all right, but he's a team sport
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, it's a team sport
Speaker 1: because we call point out some games where the ball
Speaker 1: put the shooting and you pass it back. Was it
Speaker 1: you put the shoot the ball? You didn't do your job,
Speaker 1: my job. I think he should apologize about the turbo
Speaker 1: he's been giving us and are you dealing with Philadelphi joke?
Speaker 1: We are about heart, you know. My concern is that
Speaker 1: with all these sources coming out against Ben, everybody, there's
Speaker 1: million sources who's watching the liberty bell. Somebody to keep
Speaker 1: keeping out on the liberty bell because I think they're
Speaker 1: gonna blame him for another crack in it. This relationship
Speaker 1: is not working. It's never worked, right, so you cut
Speaker 1: your losses. I think demonizing him in the media is
Speaker 1: a strategy I've seen a lot of team do repeatedly.
Speaker 1: We all know the media is in bed with management,
Speaker 1: as we found out with Adam Schefter pretty much doing
Speaker 1: player negotiation and CBA is sending his article to a
Speaker 1: racist Bruce Allen, Hey, can you review this? We see
Speaker 1: how the game is played. Let's wish your young man
Speaker 1: well and everybody cut their losses. I can't talk about
Speaker 1: Ben anymore, all right? In the issues, Can we talk
Speaker 1: about Ben afflect new movie. I'm just joking. Let's not
Speaker 1: that's a good movie all about the Benjamin's. That's a
Speaker 1: song Michael Blackson to a movie starting at Mike ice Cube?
Speaker 1: Was it all about the Benjamin? Was it? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: get miss um. The President's alright, definite enough of sports ship.
Speaker 1: I mean we were definitely. He's not an athlete. He
Speaker 1: definitely built like angles. Used to be an athlete, used
Speaker 1: to play basketball. He's had athletic dreams. Ran ice high school.
Speaker 1: I was were champions. I should better free throws than
Speaker 1: and I played. Don't there will be no Ben Stammers
Speaker 1: trashing on here. I'm not trashing any any bets down here.
Speaker 1: But I played basketball in high school too, John Barkstam
Speaker 1: high school. I did, do you play better than him?
Speaker 1: Because Michael was not athletic at all? Was not athletic.
Speaker 1: I don't even think Mike ever went to gym class.
Speaker 1: Did you ever go to gym class? You did go
Speaker 1: to gym class. I remember you. Always your legs were
Speaker 1: always ask always had these tan shorts. His knees looked
Speaker 1: like he'd been walking in flower like he was always Ashley.
Speaker 1: And it's really unheard of for Africa because we're very moisturized.
Speaker 1: But Michael scheme was always dry. And Jim. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: you did take Jim basketball running up the cornerbody passed.
Speaker 1: I was the point guard. I was point guard, the
Speaker 1: point of time for you to get out the game.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's the only time she got pointed. I
Speaker 1: was a guard. Get out. No, I was a point guard.
Speaker 1: But the problem was sophomore year. I guess I got
Speaker 1: knocked up and they wouldn't let me play pregnant, so
Speaker 1: which I don't understand in high school. It's long story. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was such a trend setter, like I toltally was
Speaker 1: the first kid and like I was in honors class
Speaker 1: because I was like the only one to ever get pregnant.
Speaker 1: So I just want to say, before Angelina Jolie started
Speaker 1: getting a little black babies, I did it first, so
Speaker 1: I like the trend setter. I was the first one
Speaker 1: to have a black baby on my hip. Yes, my
Speaker 1: mom had a baby at the age of fourteen, but
Speaker 1: black baby. She didn't have a black baby. Did have
Speaker 1: a baby, she didn't a Julie did tell Asian babies too,
Speaker 1: so we're both like Antelina Jolie's like, we beat her
Speaker 1: to it. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, but I did play sports.
Speaker 1: I did play well. I mean when I was in
Speaker 1: africot to play soccer as a kid. It's a fisher
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Speaker 1: Mother socas everybody in Africa, we used to play. You
Speaker 1: know what, we're so poor. We didn't have like soccer
Speaker 1: ball used to play. We play Wait, let's say this.
Speaker 1: I don't believe we weren't poor, right because my mom
Speaker 1: always says poverty is not about what you don't have,
Speaker 1: it's what you don't know you have. So we may
Speaker 1: not have as much money or whatever, but we were
Speaker 1: We were very much loved. We were very much sufficient.
Speaker 1: We got up every day. We have food, We had
Speaker 1: to move of our head water. We were very clean.
Speaker 1: It was always play soccer with great fruit, motherfucker, great fruit,
Speaker 1: and we'll kick the group will played to the grate.
Speaker 1: Food bus and then we get a new gray fruit.
Speaker 1: There's no cocon out there. It's hard barefoot, you can't play.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you was born in Philippines, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but but they were rich, you were well, we were okay,
Speaker 1: it's okay. We were just running around throwing rocks at
Speaker 1: each other. I think that's that's that's a character builder.
Speaker 1: That explains a lot that's going on. Rockead. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: you guys, are you a lot about sports? Oh? My god?
Speaker 1: You know, you know when I was a kid, I
Speaker 1: still got this remember hitting me in the head. I
Speaker 1: don't even know what Michael end. Michael always, Michael always,
Speaker 1: he has these strings? Can you do that? Always A
Speaker 1: I had a fight with my sister the frying pan.
Speaker 1: Still I do not. I do not recall for senate
Speaker 1: one day, so I would not have this tarnish in
Speaker 1: my record that never had a right that that's from
Speaker 1: one of his ex girlfriends. Whatever you scarred me, nig
Speaker 1: was a fighter in high school. That is not true.
Speaker 1: That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. That's
Speaker 1: not that's not that's not that's not true. Michael is
Speaker 1: technically older than our mother, So I don't know what
Speaker 1: he's talking about. First of all, I came to America
Speaker 1: with my mom first. Mike came like three years later,
Speaker 1: so um, and I remember um when he you know
Speaker 1: when he came. So we were close in age, probably
Speaker 1: like two years or whatever apart. He is older, Um, yes,
Speaker 1: he to know. He's older than my mom. My mom
Speaker 1: is the first. No, he's definitely so um yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean we grew up of course, Um Newark, New Jersey
Speaker 1: and funny story our first we're funny. Before we got
Speaker 1: to Philadelphia, right, my mom had to first of all,
Speaker 1: um had to work so we can save enough money
Speaker 1: to be able to move to Philadelphia and get our
Speaker 1: own place, because before then we lived in like people's basement,
Speaker 1: different stuff. And a friend of my mom who was
Speaker 1: renowned pastor, the late um Verne Yeah vern Lee. And
Speaker 1: it was in the eighties where homelessness was starting to
Speaker 1: go on the rise, but a lot of churches weren't
Speaker 1: doing anything about it. So he left the church. He
Speaker 1: was very this popular church, and he bought this house
Speaker 1: and in North New York and converted into uh a
Speaker 1: shelter home so homeless people. So we lived there, right,
Speaker 1: we so because my mom had to like save money.
Speaker 1: It's hard to save money to speak about own place.
Speaker 1: But I remember Mike and I were so like ashamed,
Speaker 1: like because we lived in this shelter home, like the
Speaker 1: most random people. Like we had like these two old,
Speaker 1: like old men who I still thought it was the
Speaker 1: fifties and black folks weren't free. We had missed June,
Speaker 1: who had like mental health issue. She walked around with
Speaker 1: like lipstick brighter because she was a beauty queen back
Speaker 1: in her day, but that day passed like fifty years before,
Speaker 1: but she was still very present there. So it was
Speaker 1: like all these ecollected characters all around us. So I
Speaker 1: remember we used there were kids who went to um
Speaker 1: Bardway Junior High or I was to go to the
Speaker 1: other school they lift across the street. So Mike and
Speaker 1: now we would literally wait until all the kids are
Speaker 1: going to school and we would try to like sneak
Speaker 1: out and they just see us come out the shelter home.
Speaker 1: So one day they're like, oh, do you live there? Like?
Speaker 1: But what was funny was, of course we're Africans, and
Speaker 1: you know everybody knows Rice is King and my mom.
Speaker 1: One of the things we had in our room was
Speaker 1: a rice cooker, and there was rules where you weren't
Speaker 1: allowed to cook in your room. But we didn't really
Speaker 1: like a lot of the foods that were cooked. So
Speaker 1: one day the security guard came knocking on our door
Speaker 1: and he was like, y'all in here cooking. We were
Speaker 1: like no, and then all of a sudden, the steamer
Speaker 1: from the rice cooker came up. We're like, no, we
Speaker 1: didn't cooking. You know, like, what if it's a smoke
Speaker 1: coming from behind your head because we supposed to eat
Speaker 1: shot the home food. I know, so they took our
Speaker 1: rice cooker. I'm sorry, that's taking me back. I'm very
Speaker 1: triggered right now if somebody cooker. They took our rice cooker.
Speaker 1: It was very traumatic. But but then we still, you know,
Speaker 1: we still graduated. I mean we we still did well
Speaker 1: and we did you want to you want to brought
Speaker 1: with junior high schoold right, no, because remember you were
Speaker 1: a couple of years ahead of me. We didn't move
Speaker 1: to Philly until my freshman year of high school. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we moved to Philadelphia my freshman years of high school.
Speaker 1: And yeah, Philadelphia was a good move for us. But
Speaker 1: shout out to us because what we used to do. Remember,
Speaker 1: we used to work for Rhane, Mike and I to
Speaker 1: help my mom out. There was this guy who had
Speaker 1: this van and he would put I mean, nowaday would
Speaker 1: look real suspect. But he used to put these kids
Speaker 1: into these little black kids and would drive us to
Speaker 1: the suburbs to sell candy and to the rich right people.
Speaker 1: So what was so funny was that we were he
Speaker 1: was so skilled at teaching us. We had to come
Speaker 1: back for everything. So if you're not gonna do somebody's like, no,
Speaker 1: I can't buy your your thing because I'm diabetic, but
Speaker 1: you will be helping the kids in the community. If
Speaker 1: somebody said, oh, I'm low income, then we had every
Speaker 1: like we had to come back for everything, and we
Speaker 1: were we we used to We used to do well,
Speaker 1: and we used to bring the money home to my mom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll give her half the money. Was so we get
Speaker 1: like these candies, we sell them for like three dollars
Speaker 1: and out of every three dollars, we get seventy out
Speaker 1: of each one. Yeah, so you know, we'll make my
Speaker 1: fifty to seventy five dollars a week and we have
Speaker 1: the money to our mom and we see if the
Speaker 1: other half and as I was in with to save
Speaker 1: school money to go shopping for school close. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: that's how you find all those nice outfits and necklaces. No,
Speaker 1: but let me tell you Michael at that time, because
Speaker 1: you know in Africa, newly from African country, we don't
Speaker 1: really care about name brand as long as it was new.
Speaker 1: So Michael go, you know, we'll buy our meet, our
Speaker 1: groceries and sneakers all in the same Aland so Michael
Speaker 1: would like come to school and be feeling good about
Speaker 1: himself because it's like, oh, it's new, but like, what
Speaker 1: the hell is bubbos? Bubbos they make your feet feel fun, Bubbos,
Speaker 1: they cast our dollar. Bubbos. I forgot the rest of that.
Speaker 1: Bubb everybody whatever will bubbos. No, you don't know about that.
Speaker 1: You always or like any kind of no name, no name,
Speaker 1: no name like start track action. Yeah, I had, I
Speaker 1: had sneakers. That was called an action. He caused my
Speaker 1: mom atually was morning. It was nine dollars nine nice
Speaker 1: and she got it right next to the chicken. But
Speaker 1: remember that time, this is the true story. Remember that
Speaker 1: time we asked our mother for television. We're living in
Speaker 1: like the artists is the artists basement or whatever? We
Speaker 1: asked her for a t V. It's like, Mom, it
Speaker 1: would really be nice to have a TV on the TV.
Speaker 1: So my mom all of a sudden comes home. I
Speaker 1: don't know how she got this thing in the house,
Speaker 1: but bought the biggest Bible she could find it. There's
Speaker 1: your TV. Has comedy has drawn us? My mother is
Speaker 1: an advantage that she just all she's going, just got
Speaker 1: in us. I'm like, Mom, we know god person. I
Speaker 1: was like, how did you get that TV? How did
Speaker 1: you get that Bible home? Like the thing was bigger
Speaker 1: at this table. She's like, that's your TV. So we
Speaker 1: never asked for TV again. You remember who's basement and
Speaker 1: we lived in or whenever the artist artists and basement. Yes,
Speaker 1: whenever she would flush the toilet, we living were like
Speaker 1: bring the bleache my basements and whenever they fled toilet
Speaker 1: is like you get to smell all the dude or
Speaker 1: sometimes and then remember then when we got our own
Speaker 1: place and Mommy came back. We got before Philly. We
Speaker 1: wasn't like oranges. When ye before the Marrison we had
Speaker 1: our own place. We ran an attic. You forgot that
Speaker 1: was an East Orange, New Jersey. Yeah, and then moved
Speaker 1: the Philly. We finally got our own place, got real home.
Speaker 1: I got my own bedroom for the first time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Uh, three bad we had
Speaker 1: three had three bad room royal house. My mother playing
Speaker 1: three hours a month. That's why I moved to Philly.
Speaker 1: Was so much cheaper. Philly as much, but so Philly
Speaker 1: definitely was the best thing that happened to us because Philly,
Speaker 1: you know, we got the Philly. It was so different.
Speaker 1: You could get a job right away. I went to
Speaker 1: Donald's Pizza, got a job immediately. In Jersey, was so
Speaker 1: hard to get a job. Having a job McDonald's was good.
Speaker 1: That's how hard it was. Like. You couldn't get a
Speaker 1: job McDonald's when I was a kid, back in the day.
Speaker 1: It's overpopulated at that time that it was hard to
Speaker 1: get a one of my mom's. One of my mom's
Speaker 1: jobs though, was McDonald's. Remember she used to bring fish
Speaker 1: for land. We had all that free for all this.
Speaker 1: We are the burgers my mom bring up and we'll
Speaker 1: freeze him up and eat him the next day. And
Speaker 1: I think it's illegal because I think that they put
Speaker 1: throw them things that way every day, and my mom
Speaker 1: didn't like throwing away. My mom never throw with food man, Mike.
Speaker 1: But you know what, it's so funny when you brought
Speaker 1: up music. I thought of when we were in North
Speaker 1: New York and Michael. You guys don't know, but Michael's
Speaker 1: first movie was Lean on Me by the way, he
Speaker 1: was an extra and that he's the guy with the
Speaker 1: hot top pay in the Boston Self outside the Corner.
Speaker 1: It was so funny because he came. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to be in a movie. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: you're not. He's like, yeah, so what are your lying?
Speaker 1: Tell me? You're like, He's like, free Mr Clark. Free.
Speaker 1: That's when him you have he had two months he
Speaker 1: was like it was free Mr Clark, Free, Mr Clark.
Speaker 1: There was oh that was his line, No no extra.
Speaker 1: Every extra had to say it. But he wasn't a
Speaker 1: remember you in a talent show. He stilted this day,
Speaker 1: mad at me because he was in a talent show
Speaker 1: back then that we had no Google right, so he
Speaker 1: wanted to sing this Luther Vandro song, which was so amazing.
Speaker 1: Love has truly been good to me, not even one
Speaker 1: Saturday or many have had since you've come my way.
Speaker 1: So that was I forgot she was, so I gave it.
Speaker 1: That's so far. So I wrote all the words down
Speaker 1: from it up. But you know, Luther van fat rested.
Speaker 1: So Luther Vandros songs were like twenty seven minutes long. Right,
Speaker 1: you see, we stretched your song forever, so like I
Speaker 1: wrote down what it sounded like. So he came like,
Speaker 1: you gave me the ship, Mike, you could have been
Speaker 1: the next Luther. No, she gave me because I hadn't know.
Speaker 1: I wore a Tide one or todd one sweatsuit, the
Speaker 1: talent todd Remember you used to rock todd one all
Speaker 1: the time. Time wants swears. I headed on. I had
Speaker 1: like a little s curl in my hair. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: were all My s curl is like curls, you know,
Speaker 1: but you put it, You put the jerky girls in
Speaker 1: your head, but you don't let it stay too long
Speaker 1: so they don't just look too activate like it don't
Speaker 1: look too wet, So don't like you got a curl.
Speaker 1: So I just looks like you got Indian in your family, right,
Speaker 1: I put enough in this to look like I have
Speaker 1: Indian in my family. I had my Indian I went
Speaker 1: on stage sang that song and all the wrong word
Speaker 1: but you know what, the kids didn't any better anyway,
Speaker 1: So I gotta way, what did you sing? You should
Speaker 1: have sen a house. It's not at home. That's it.
Speaker 1: That's all you wanted on. Would have been no love
Speaker 1: and when there's no one there and I'm still in love.
Speaker 1: We Chinese best Friend. You make a nice duet. I
Speaker 1: do like Chinese best Friend. That's a great Any other
Speaker 1: song you know a lot of Luther songs, Well, let
Speaker 1: me tell you that. One of my jobs still when
Speaker 1: I was in college was I said, Michael doesn't know this,
Speaker 1: but I sang in a wedding band. So I had
Speaker 1: to know all the top food. I had to take
Speaker 1: care of my family, my kids. So one of my
Speaker 1: jobs was a wedding singer. I was a wedding singer. Yes,
Speaker 1: so you have to know all these random top forty songs.
Speaker 1: So I was like the most like, you're really good
Speaker 1: at memories then, oh my god, yes, and singing harmony
Speaker 1: and all that stuff. So that was you know, when
Speaker 1: was the last wedding? You think, oh, this was like
Speaker 1: twenty something years ago, So you want to do a
Speaker 1: duet in Michael Blackstone and Darling's wedding. You know, I
Speaker 1: don't think he can offer me, but because you know,
Speaker 1: I'm want to save myself and have you seen at
Speaker 1: the wedding? Oh? Thanks, Mike. What I want to make
Speaker 1: sure I got you memory, I'll just write what I
Speaker 1: think is that? So? Yeah? But congratulations anyway to Mike
Speaker 1: and Rada. So what's going on and what's going on
Speaker 1: with ye? Who's your favorite brother? That's a good question,
Speaker 1: none of them, honestly. You know, Mike and I like
Speaker 1: we're the closest in age, and of course we spend
Speaker 1: more time in the US together. Um, but you know,
Speaker 1: my siblings is one of those things where you you
Speaker 1: know you you are, like you have age differences and
Speaker 1: you grew up apart, so you kind of like you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, like we like I was telling
Speaker 1: when we went we went fifteen years. I went fifteen years,
Speaker 1: So that means she even went longer without seeing them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we just it's going to be in the movie.
Speaker 1: Stay tuned the movie will Becoming, You will becoming. It's
Speaker 1: like one of the Indian movies watching was Kids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Indian movies, right, Brothers said to be separated for twenty years,
Speaker 1: and then you're growing up, and then then they have
Speaker 1: no idea what brothers. And the one day they're fighting
Speaker 1: each other right and one to rip up, rip out
Speaker 1: his clothes up and you see a mark on him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like you. But it's so funny. Speaking of television, we're
Speaker 1: growing up in Liberia, like if you if your house
Speaker 1: didn't have TV, of course you go to your friends
Speaker 1: to watch TV. But they were like charge you ten cents,
Speaker 1: and if you didn't have the money, you try to
Speaker 1: stay outside and watch. They were closed the window. So
Speaker 1: it was just like yeah, so it was yeah, it
Speaker 1: was quite the struggle. But but I think among when
Speaker 1: we did get a TV. Remember we look out the
Speaker 1: window a whole bunch of motherfucker's watching our TV from
Speaker 1: outside and were closing the window. But it was so funny.
Speaker 1: I can't find this picture, but we when Mike came
Speaker 1: to America, Mike was so happy to be to have
Speaker 1: a TV. Like there was one picture you took you
Speaker 1: like turning the from because back then kiss you guys
Speaker 1: don't have remote control. But growing up we were the
Speaker 1: remote control. Like it was we had two channels on
Speaker 1: and off for ABC, NBC, CBS. Michael Blackson has one
Speaker 1: TV with four remote. Yeah. I used to do this
Speaker 1: thing where I watched so much. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you guys remember the old television show The Saint with
Speaker 1: Roger Moore, Simon's he plays Simon Templa or whatever. I
Speaker 1: used to love that show so much that whenever we'll
Speaker 1: sit at the table and we're praying, like saying grace
Speaker 1: of our food, I will always pray for Simon. So
Speaker 1: Roger Moore owes the longevity of his life to me
Speaker 1: because I will always pray for him. Right after that prayer,
Speaker 1: Roger Moore, if you're still alive, I hope you live longer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, you guys will talking. I think he's alive.
Speaker 1: He's He's British, so like they live long because all
Speaker 1: they do just calling I ship. But when you guys
Speaker 1: were talking about like how long you want to live,
Speaker 1: I really want to live long because I graduated high school,
Speaker 1: so I want to die aged two, so I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm being promoted to higher learning. No, I want
Speaker 1: to die aged two, age ninety two. That's a year
Speaker 1: I graduate high school. So that's that's the normal African. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know that if you heard this new thing. I
Speaker 1: watch a lot of discoverage down YouTube. They said that
Speaker 1: if you check your blood, you'll be able to tell
Speaker 1: when you're gonna estimate when you're gonna die. Well, also
Speaker 1: depends on where. If you live in New Jersey, anybody
Speaker 1: live in New Jersey, you won't live very long because
Speaker 1: the pollution will take you out yew York to right. Yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: you're right. And if you're in the wrong relationships, it
Speaker 1: will also take your life as well. Yeah, I heard
Speaker 1: it takes some fifty percent of your life. I am
Speaker 1: of my life right now, probably to go. And I'm
Speaker 1: just joking. No, I'm I'm very happy. Michael Bletson. I
Speaker 1: have a very sweet, wonderful Hungarian girl and a baby.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think I would live too. What did
Speaker 1: you say? He earlier there is I think seventy Okay,
Speaker 1: do you want to live that long or long? You know,
Speaker 1: my grandfather lived till age, our great grandmom lived to
Speaker 1: telling you a mom, no, it was the world. No, No,
Speaker 1: listen to me. I you know I've worked. I spent
Speaker 1: on jourity of my career working in television news. I
Speaker 1: always used to hate when people will say the oldest
Speaker 1: person in the world. No, just say the oldest person
Speaker 1: in America. That you know, there are people all around
Speaker 1: the world that are living longer, but there they don't
Speaker 1: have a reality show, so nobody knows. Nobody knows. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's okay. People do live long Damn. She was Yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember I met her before when we were going
Speaker 1: to London before I came to the States. She the
Speaker 1: oldest lady in Ghana. No, my mom said there's a
Speaker 1: guy right now in her village and in Saban and
Speaker 1: he's like a hundred thirty five. She said that he
Speaker 1: highs and don't want anybody to really know who he is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so if you see him, don't take a picture of him.
Speaker 1: But no, my mom, the mom said that there's a
Speaker 1: guy in her village at least under years old. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to refine him. Can you have him in
Speaker 1: the podcast, Mike? How can we can we like how
Speaker 1: we find out? Can you like taking his teeth out?
Speaker 1: And oh yeah, you could see you guys, he doesn't
Speaker 1: have any teeth. You know. You see the man telling
Speaker 1: y'all what is true? When folks trying to tell y'all
Speaker 1: what is true. Yeah, but you know, in most stunted village,
Speaker 1: nobody's did it right there. Nobody's birth to picket, So
Speaker 1: we have no clue. I think people know how old
Speaker 1: people had numeric systems before people somebody else developed the
Speaker 1: system there. Every culture has a way of counting. The man,
Speaker 1: a white man did not invent numbers. Okay, no, we
Speaker 1: were counting way before Albert Einstein sold We have to
Speaker 1: Can you find him? Just moving to your house? You
Speaker 1: have three bedrooms. I mean, what's gonna happen. It's gonna
Speaker 1: live another thirty years. Shout out to Ghana. He's gonna
Speaker 1: Maybe he got to school, that's what. Yeah, maybe he
Speaker 1: could teach there how to be olden, how to live
Speaker 1: to five. I'm sure he can tell. He could teach
Speaker 1: history in your school. What's up, mother Socas. This is
Speaker 1: African King up coming, Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask
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Speaker 1: episode every Tuesday. Hey, we're back to angels here. Hey,
Speaker 1: can you what do you want to drink? Chinese? Best friend?
Speaker 1: I would like to drink a tequilla? Please? I thought
Speaker 1: you wasn't drinking anymore. Well, you offered him, this is
Speaker 1: for me. Wanna you wanna Paula? You wanta find him
Speaker 1: to kill best for before we said bye bye toast
Speaker 1: you got another three hours. Eddie Winslow's coming later. Now,
Speaker 1: why do you need to kill her right now? Oh?
Speaker 1: Because Mike Olford. If Mike offered you crack, would you
Speaker 1: take it? I probably would, So Mike is your influencer.
Speaker 1: Oh that's okay, it's just for decoration, Mike. I don't
Speaker 1: really drink, Okay, I appreciate it. Yeah. So how is
Speaker 1: he living with the African known as the African King
Speaker 1: of Comedy Michael Blackson? Was he always a funny kid?
Speaker 1: Or you know? That is such a great question because
Speaker 1: I think it was really a surprise to all of us. Um, well,
Speaker 1: Michael decided that he thought he was funny. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I remember, like in high school, his big thing was
Speaker 1: big Daddy King, Like you can't tell him he wasn't
Speaker 1: a big Daddy King. He walked around like, you know,
Speaker 1: it was so funny because everybody thought he because he
Speaker 1: wore the nicest pull. People thought, oh, he was a
Speaker 1: drug dealer, but he was really a piece of dealer.
Speaker 1: He worked pizza, but nobody knew because you know, he
Speaker 1: kind of hit that part because if in Philadelphia, I
Speaker 1: always say it's one of the most segregated cities because
Speaker 1: if you're downtown, you really don't know what's going on
Speaker 1: everywhell so nobody really from the neighbor heard no. But
Speaker 1: then I remember, you know, when he was finished high school,
Speaker 1: we started telling jokes, and you know, he would tell
Speaker 1: me some of them and I would laugh just in support. Um.
Speaker 1: You know, I didn't think he would take it seriously. Um,
Speaker 1: So of course I helped him write some of his
Speaker 1: jokes and stuff and gave him his humor. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I think wrong, no, No, I mean, you have
Speaker 1: to try the jokes on people. But one thing I
Speaker 1: think I admire was that he didn't give up. He
Speaker 1: kept trying. Um. I think the one thing my mom
Speaker 1: was like. My mom was like, um, you can't. You know,
Speaker 1: you have to go to school. You have to get
Speaker 1: some kind of trades. I think he went to craft
Speaker 1: Institute and got to travel industry kind of. Yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: I did. I went to school to work Travis, because
Speaker 1: I want that's how he used to pick up girls.
Speaker 1: He's like, hey, I got a buddy pass. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? That was that was did you tell
Speaker 1: the girls that you were a pilot. No, he's just
Speaker 1: I could give you a buddy pass of a standby
Speaker 1: ticket to But he you know, he did his he
Speaker 1: did his thing comedy. Yeah, you know. I just want
Speaker 1: to say rest in peace to m A. J. Johnson
Speaker 1: who passed. Oh he's a funny guy. I've seen him.
Speaker 1: I loved him. I remember at one point, you know,
Speaker 1: I used to work with Mike in like booking his
Speaker 1: shows and different stuff, and A. J. Was always funny
Speaker 1: as well. Of course he was a torture soul, but
Speaker 1: just a sweet kind And I think when I saw
Speaker 1: that he had passed, it really sadened me. So, um,
Speaker 1: I just prayed that he's resting in peace and tell
Speaker 1: him much better jokes in heaven than he did here. Um.
Speaker 1: I mean he was funny, but I'm sure he's funny.
Speaker 1: Um yeah, yeah, he was, you know his last few years.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm sure it's pretty tough for him. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, but his earlier, earlier, his career from like
Speaker 1: Friday and then I got the hook up and then
Speaker 1: I mean he had he had a great career. He
Speaker 1: was just naturally funny, Like he didn't try you around him.
Speaker 1: He was just naturally I seen that guy when I
Speaker 1: was going to watch our YouTube video to go to sleep,
Speaker 1: and I didn't sleep. I was like, whoa this? Yeah
Speaker 1: he was. He was. He was funny and just you know,
Speaker 1: just the way he passed. So it's like the whole
Speaker 1: we lost, the whole cast of the Friday movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're still here though, Like you think that Friday
Speaker 1: like looking like Barnie's X ray? What the hell are
Speaker 1: you wearing? You do look like Barnie's X ray? Right now?
Speaker 1: He might you think the cast of the Friday movie
Speaker 1: is is Jinks or anybody that has a line more
Speaker 1: than five minutes? I don't, you know? It only has
Speaker 1: the power. You get that he blamed me for losing
Speaker 1: in the football game, like I didn't tell him about
Speaker 1: when I when I won my first nine game parley,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I told him after I won it already.
Speaker 1: So now I'm in. I'm one of my other parley,
Speaker 1: all my teams I've won. This is one stealers game
Speaker 1: I call my this and man is if this stealness
Speaker 1: game win? He started still the beginning. Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: you can't blame it. You gotta blame Ben Roethliberger's noodle arms.
Speaker 1: He needs to retire yesterday. That's not on him. That's
Speaker 1: not on him. Bend needs to that's right. And the
Speaker 1: freaking it's Bengals whooped their ass. Yes we did go
Speaker 1: Bengals hot. Eli. Mom loves you. I just want to
Speaker 1: say shout out to my kids. I love you. I
Speaker 1: am so proud of you. You are my best friend
Speaker 1: on the entire planet, and I love you. I just
Speaker 1: have to say for four weeks from today, four weeks
Speaker 1: from today would be four years since I had brain surgery,
Speaker 1: and I just want to shout out my son because
Speaker 1: he took so good care of me. My surge was
Speaker 1: over eight hours long he sat there by himself a kid.
Speaker 1: I had to I couldn't go to rehab because I
Speaker 1: have balancing issues in the whole nine. He took care
Speaker 1: of me while he was dealing with so much bullshit
Speaker 1: with the giants. He helped me down. He continues to
Speaker 1: hold me down. I love you. You are my entire heart.
Speaker 1: That's it. We love you. You're a good kid. He's
Speaker 1: a great kid. Yes, Pola, you want to have any kids?
Speaker 1: You have kids, Paula, I don't have kids. No, do
Speaker 1: you want some right now? No? You don't want them?
Speaker 1: May change my mind, who knows, But would you want
Speaker 1: to have? Like, don't have children. You won't have extra
Speaker 1: money for buy shoes, so you gotta think about that.
Speaker 1: It's so much, very expensive. And then you're raising a
Speaker 1: whole human. You know, you don't know how you're going
Speaker 1: to affect them, like it's scary. But people be having
Speaker 1: like dogs and treat the dogs like humans. Don't do that.
Speaker 1: I love dogs, my child exactly. How much that little
Speaker 1: puppy calls you every month? Well, I got oh every month? Yeah,
Speaker 1: my puppies vegetarian Mike. He eats more than expensive food
Speaker 1: than me. He can't eat chicken. He can't eat other
Speaker 1: dog food because they mix it with chicken. See, black people,
Speaker 1: we give the dog wherever we eat. That's not true.
Speaker 1: I'm a black person and I loved my dog. My
Speaker 1: dog had every bones, every nigga disease, high blood pressure,
Speaker 1: diabetes because we give them a dog before. Yes, my Dominoes. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's talk about let's talk about talk about Dominoes and guys,
Speaker 1: I'm Peter's gonna be on your ass because I'm Finnish snitch. Okay,
Speaker 1: today I'm finished snitch. I'm finishing like technos that his
Speaker 1: name put a tattoo on my next I'm about to snitch.
Speaker 1: I can't keep up anyway, my hatch, I don't know
Speaker 1: who gave Mike this dog Dominoes. No, we were, we
Speaker 1: were not a little he named after Domino's pizza. Right,
Speaker 1: so let me tell when from when he first brought
Speaker 1: the dog on the dog with this little white, little
Speaker 1: fur ball, then like three hours later the dog became big, right,
Speaker 1: the dog just grew overnight, like like freaking the big
Speaker 1: red dog. But he was a big white dog. But
Speaker 1: the thing was, we were younger this so we didn't
Speaker 1: know like you have to actually take a dog to
Speaker 1: school and train it. He was just like Liberians. He
Speaker 1: was big for nothing. That means like he was just
Speaker 1: big but not smart, and we're just running everywhere. He's
Speaker 1: sat in the backyard just ate and that's all he did.
Speaker 1: I never took him from one day. My mom was like, Okay, Mike,
Speaker 1: take the dog to the shelter or take something like
Speaker 1: you gotta give the dog back. So let me tell you. So, Michael,
Speaker 1: you want to tell them how you how do No,
Speaker 1: let me don't say it because you'll probably try to live.
Speaker 1: So one thing Michael came home was like, oh, so
Speaker 1: what shelter whatever? Did you take the dog? Did you
Speaker 1: take Dominan? So he's like, oh, I opened the door,
Speaker 1: he ran, Now I excuse me. I just want to
Speaker 1: say this. A Domino's a dog. If you're on South
Speaker 1: Street listening, he's probably has tattoos and Pierson's all over
Speaker 1: and I know it's like five No, it was more
Speaker 1: than five years ago. That dog. I'm sure he's dead
Speaker 1: by Sogo Dominos. A moment, just give a moment of
Speaker 1: silence for Domino, because I think about how he probably
Speaker 1: was on South Street. He probably sold his body. I
Speaker 1: don't know, but I used to think about like a CEO,
Speaker 1: is he's selling his body? Like what is I got
Speaker 1: to the point where I said, you know, I can't.
Speaker 1: I didn't know about the spc A. I could just
Speaker 1: take this nigga somewhere and let other people take care
Speaker 1: of him. I just thought that, you know, he let
Speaker 1: him run out like I don't want to do with him.
Speaker 1: So I was like, you know, put him in a car.
Speaker 1: Let me just take him for a ride. If I
Speaker 1: wrote a winner there, if he jumps out, then he
Speaker 1: just I don't even want to here. Yeah, you know what,
Speaker 1: you should have dropped it off in a million times.
Speaker 1: It was like thirty some years ago. It was thirty
Speaker 1: years ago. He was a very stupid dog. He just
Speaker 1: grew up. Okay, in his defense, he wasn't stupid. His
Speaker 1: owners were not smart in educating him. There are no
Speaker 1: dumb dogs. There's just silly lazy as owners. Yes, so Dominoes,
Speaker 1: your your integrity lives on You weren't dumb, You just
Speaker 1: were with a careless he was was that boy or girl?
Speaker 1: He was a boy. You can't even he was a boy. Boy.
Speaker 1: It was a boy in a new era, where in
Speaker 1: transgenders everything. I don't know work on the dog I
Speaker 1: had stop he was like dog he identified as a
Speaker 1: male dog. I don't know. So you had dominoes were
Speaker 1: just big white black dominoes was, yeah, somewhere else, better place?
Speaker 1: Do you guys know the story Sylvestor stallone story about
Speaker 1: his dog about how he like, he was so poor
Speaker 1: when he was, you know, trying to get into movies.
Speaker 1: He was so poor he had to give the dog
Speaker 1: away because he didn't have any money for food for himself.
Speaker 1: So let alone the dog, and he gave the dog away.
Speaker 1: And I think it was like ten years later. Don't
Speaker 1: quote me on this, but ten years later he bought
Speaker 1: the dog back from the person he had given him
Speaker 1: too because he missed his dog. And I don't believe
Speaker 1: sevest still alone. I think he saw that episode on
Speaker 1: last see that sounds like it. Yes, First of all,
Speaker 1: I can't even see Sylveston telling a full story. Rocky
Speaker 1: should have been a movie that has subtitles. By the way,
Speaker 1: while we're talking about sevest to Law, because I cannot
Speaker 1: understand one thing that man ever said in that movie.
Speaker 1: She really had loved him, because I mean how can
Speaker 1: you connect with me and you can't have a whole
Speaker 1: conversation with oh sheol just like just go to bed.
Speaker 1: Just That's why their relationship lasts long. Because one of
Speaker 1: the dog was Dominoes. Probably was probably the dog. He
Speaker 1: probably found him on the streets. Tom, I mean it
Speaker 1: was Philly. He probably Yeah. Well the good thing about
Speaker 1: it is a big dog, so they can't be run over.
Speaker 1: But I was happy though he was happy. He's probably
Speaker 1: happy somewhere else. They probably renamed him Pizza because not
Speaker 1: Papa John's. That's the worst pizza on guys, Are you serious?
Speaker 1: I was luckily did not offer to be sponsors from us. Well,
Speaker 1: we sponsored them a New Day and recipe. Your pizza
Speaker 1: is total trash. I don't even know. I would take
Speaker 1: the Jornal delivery guy over you. And Jina doesn't even
Speaker 1: deliver well. So I was planning to buy Michael Blockson
Speaker 1: for his birthday. Do not give my dog him, but
Speaker 1: I do. I had, you know, but since I know
Speaker 1: dogs are very special, I had too that I loved,
Speaker 1: loved love Yeah, that big Dad, Dutch and Bear, and
Speaker 1: I think when I got divorced, I didn't want to
Speaker 1: separate them yeah, so that was hard. So you have
Speaker 1: to pick which one you keep. I didn't want to
Speaker 1: separate them, so I let him keep. It's like if
Speaker 1: you give birthday if you have twins, because Dutch would
Speaker 1: have been like my mind. But I knew that Bear
Speaker 1: needed him and it was just time to move on.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I am planning to get another dog next year,
Speaker 1: a dog that I wanted to be a girl. I
Speaker 1: want to teach you how to work. Do you want
Speaker 1: me to kidnap the dog from your ex husband? No? Okay,
Speaker 1: that dog is what is you know, you gotta be
Speaker 1: like at least sixty and dog age? Right, No, there's
Speaker 1: still alive. Yeah, yeah, they're still alive. So yeah, but
Speaker 1: I'm going I'm going to once my you know, life
Speaker 1: kind of slows down. I want to definitely looking to
Speaker 1: get me a dog. What kind of dog you're looking for?
Speaker 1: Like Michael's dog? You know. The thing is, everybody, like
Speaker 1: I have friends, everybody say get a rescue dog, get
Speaker 1: a rescue dog, And I want to, but I'm sure
Speaker 1: the dog I won't be rescued. So I'm gonna really
Speaker 1: really get me a bougie dog and just the dog
Speaker 1: and I will come up with a backstory, so I
Speaker 1: would tell the dog. Anybody asked, you just say you
Speaker 1: will rescue, rescue right outside and even markets or something like.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Like, so it's just all about training
Speaker 1: your dogs too. How about this emotional dogs? How to
Speaker 1: determine which wanted the dogs are the best? Let me
Speaker 1: tell you my dog Dutch when I had my um.
Speaker 1: When I had my um, I was diagnosed with blood
Speaker 1: clot in my brain. I suffered a stroke or whatever,
Speaker 1: and I remember being like Jamaican's so annoying. So anyway,
Speaker 1: he stayed at my side like he would the whole
Speaker 1: time when I was better, Like he just was there.
Speaker 1: So they're they're naturally loving loving. Yeah, dogs are just
Speaker 1: the best. So I I dogs really nice, Like I
Speaker 1: think we're a little ship too. He's also an emotional
Speaker 1: supports I want no. I actually had to get a
Speaker 1: psychiatrist to to write me a letter and say that's
Speaker 1: why I could travel with him. That way I could
Speaker 1: travel with him right next to me. And so what
Speaker 1: what was the emotional like like you just know they
Speaker 1: really are you? Like I had a friend who had
Speaker 1: an emotional support pit bull, and she had anxiety attacks
Speaker 1: and panic attacks, and she the dog would lick her,
Speaker 1: like throw her down on the floor and lick her
Speaker 1: until she felt okay again. I think if I was,
Speaker 1: if I was hurt, theirs she needs a boyfriend. How
Speaker 1: the boyfriend could be probably the source of her anxiety.
Speaker 1: So I think she is about in her This is
Speaker 1: the smart Listen. I am so glad to be here
Speaker 1: because I feel like the intelligent life here right now,
Speaker 1: Michael Blacks and I feel like I read the whole
Speaker 1: Wikipedia page after listening to your sister made me like
Speaker 1: you higher. I could build a goddamned spaceship after this show,
Speaker 1: Yeah you can't. I didn't take yes, and I'm happily single.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you. Let me tell you sporty story.
Speaker 1: But the one time Michael doesn't do nice things for me.
Speaker 1: But there was one time that he actually tried because
Speaker 1: one time I wasn't feeling well. So what he did
Speaker 1: he showed me the d M he had d M
Speaker 1: A DRIs Elbert to say, hey, my sister, this was
Speaker 1: years ago. Woman, I actually liked him, and he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: my sister likes she was like maybe four years ago.
Speaker 1: I was like, my sister really likes she she's not
Speaker 1: feeling well, be great A I was like, oh great, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then I was like, no, Michael, text him back and
Speaker 1: let him know that I don't look like you, because
Speaker 1: he probably like, probably like Michael Blacks and sister Wolf.
Speaker 1: You know what, what did you say, Michael Blacks? I
Speaker 1: don't remember, interest. I don't know if he ever responded.
Speaker 1: I don't think you did the thing. You did send
Speaker 1: me the on screenshot and you were like, you know,
Speaker 1: but then he probably didn't because he thought that your
Speaker 1: sister looks like you. So I was like, tell him
Speaker 1: that I don't look like you. But I don't know
Speaker 1: if you ever sent that second. So did you get
Speaker 1: your COVID shut? Because you still was the first African
Speaker 1: American that got his COVID shut. He's African American, though
Speaker 1: he's British African English, he's he's African Briritish. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I know I got my shot. I don't play about that, Listen.
Speaker 1: I'm a child of the eighties. We got shot for everything.
Speaker 1: You couldn't go to school unless you have vaccines. So
Speaker 1: I don't know why all of a sudden we've turned
Speaker 1: it into this big thing is vaccines are not new.
Speaker 1: It's just now I play on Facebook. Yeah, social media
Speaker 1: for sure, all these videos that were surfacing, But this
Speaker 1: is my thing though. Guys are going around just banging
Speaker 1: anybody and then don't worry about a shot exact like dude,
Speaker 1: you're just yeah. It's like, oh, I don't want that
Speaker 1: in my body, like the act like I don't want
Speaker 1: my body like you. I don't put that woman at
Speaker 1: or they trust their weed guy with their and barder
Speaker 1: and the bartender exactly. You're right, Papa's if irving, you're listening,
Speaker 1: go get your y'all. Leave Kyrie alone. Kyrie just burns
Speaker 1: his stage. But Kyrie, I don't. I don't get mad
Speaker 1: at him because I have zero expectation for public health
Speaker 1: information from an athlete. Oh yeah, you're right, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Just so disappointed about Lebron James. Didn't you know, say
Speaker 1: anything nice for the people to have the show. I
Speaker 1: think we're so celebrity worship crap. There are doctors out there.
Speaker 1: Go listen to the doctors. Dr Suits, Dr Pepper, doc whatever.
Speaker 1: Go find I'm just saying, but I'm saying, find a doctor, like,
Speaker 1: don't go get bad like I said in the beginning.
Speaker 1: If your teeth is both from you, you don't go
Speaker 1: to the mechanic like we have to stop being silly.
Speaker 1: Oh the celebrity set this are you really that goofy?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, car recesshiond't get vaccinated? Oh I'm sorry?
Speaker 1: What do he is? Medical degree from? When this? When
Speaker 1: this when COVID first hit. The first person I contacted
Speaker 1: was my first cousin. He's an immunologist PhD. Public school
Speaker 1: where he's immunologist. That's what he says. They studied, like
Speaker 1: because yeah, they study the cures of a different immune
Speaker 1: system and different diseases. And he's working. His lifelong work
Speaker 1: had been like to find a cure for malaria and
Speaker 1: other um diseases. But anyway, he studied, this is what
Speaker 1: they do. And so I went to him because I
Speaker 1: was because I worked in television news, so of course
Speaker 1: I didn't believe anything the news was saying. So so
Speaker 1: I went to So I went to him and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this was March of This thing is serious, and for me,
Speaker 1: I took it seriously. And the vaccine people actually worked
Speaker 1: to develop it. It works, Get the vaccine. Get the vaccine,
Speaker 1: so you don't get sick and worse infect other people.
Speaker 1: Just get thevaccine please and set your ask down. It
Speaker 1: was actually two really young girls that developed it. Yeah
Speaker 1: what if? And it's like, you can't the vaccine has
Speaker 1: been tested. Trust me, I've had it. I didn't make
Speaker 1: me taller, but it works. Well. I guess we'll wait
Speaker 1: another one year and see what happens. It's like, did
Speaker 1: you get vaccinated? I have the card? Oh did he
Speaker 1: get vaccinated? Rodden? We got the guard from the lady
Speaker 1: that give her. It's a federal offense though, to be
Speaker 1: faking that car really, so I'm faking. I just got
Speaker 1: the card and I'm taking anything. Yeah, I got the
Speaker 1: card to get the shot though. I got the card. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got the car from the dog lady give it
Speaker 1: therapy dog. Well, I got both shots from the dog
Speaker 1: got you got the dut Fighter. I got fighter and
Speaker 1: I got an Orange County. I got it because I went.
Speaker 1: I went right with all the rich white folks was
Speaker 1: getting there. You see why why k No. I just
Speaker 1: didn't want to wait the weight with shorter for me.
Speaker 1: And you know, let's take the shut over there in
Speaker 1: Orange County. Now I'm gonna west Holly Beverly Hills. I
Speaker 1: want to take the same place. Brat Pitt, Texas. Who
Speaker 1: is your immunization guy, Brad Pitt, I'm sure that Americans
Speaker 1: want to kill you. Yeah, you're right, the Baptist perfect.
Speaker 1: Where is Williams? Shotting again? Shot At? That's what I want?
Speaker 1: Where is Michael Douglas. I want to be around with
Speaker 1: those guys. I'll find that up Mike, maybe with Angelina
Speaker 1: Joe Leads. It's a fisher. When I suck out my
Speaker 1: Patreon pages, now live my weekly Titty Tuesday and the
Speaker 1: Thursdays movie exclusively with the Patreon where they no longer
Speaker 1: be sensor a boy the social media companies. I would
Speaker 1: also be sharing Dully updates plus show announcements here first
Speaker 1: see you on Patreon without socus. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I wanted the shot. She's getting what you keep buying
Speaker 1: these black babies. I don't know. I know, I just know.
Speaker 1: I'm sure she's a nice lady. I just she just
Speaker 1: always gives me. I don't shower vibes, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Yeah, them said no, it was it was
Speaker 1: Ashton Kushner and his wife. They don't they don't wash really,
Speaker 1: but let me tell you something. I was two years ago, No,
Speaker 1: two years ago. I went to France for the first
Speaker 1: time and I went to um the Louver, the museum,
Speaker 1: and we did know it wasn't a loop. We went
Speaker 1: to Versal, we did the whole tour of the palace,
Speaker 1: and our tour guy told us that many years ago.
Speaker 1: The reason why they drink so much wine in France
Speaker 1: is because of course they couldn't drink the water because
Speaker 1: the world was all dirty, so that's why they drank
Speaker 1: the wine. But they were like the King's never washed.
Speaker 1: They never washed. All they did was change your shirts,
Speaker 1: so they felt like as long as you had a
Speaker 1: white collar shirt you were clean. Dirty asses. But anyway,
Speaker 1: so once a year a doctor would come and scrape
Speaker 1: the dirt off of that. Yes, I was that much dirt, Yes, damn.
Speaker 1: That's why. That's why they have don't wear the other
Speaker 1: in that much either, right in friends, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but high French people, so they just smelt like bo
Speaker 1: but with yeah, but no, but they were like the kings.
Speaker 1: All the Kings did was change his shirt, so as
Speaker 1: long as you had a white collar shirt, they felt
Speaker 1: you were clean. Yeah. But the French, they were also
Speaker 1: the most romantic people. Though, that's the collar. Should stop
Speaker 1: taking a shower. Look at that. I always saw like,
Speaker 1: what's that show? Was the white what the skunk always
Speaker 1: get a hug and kisses? You? Was that you had
Speaker 1: a skunk z right? Yea? That got all the game
Speaker 1: because yeah, I want that's the perception they fed for
Speaker 1: some African men who are very romantic. I haven't met
Speaker 1: him yet, but if you're out there, how are you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's racist. You only want to African man. I do
Speaker 1: a nice blonde hair, blue eye. Not my Chinese man.
Speaker 1: Not my thing, not my thing. And since I'm not Pakistanian,
Speaker 1: not my thing. African. Last I saw you, you were
Speaker 1: so romantically in love on instagrams. I was it didn't work?
Speaker 1: Did this mothersucker introduce that man? Do you know? No,
Speaker 1: but it didn't work out. But I wish him. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: well they were the same heights I knew, you know.
Speaker 1: I would say this. A great philosopher of our time,
Speaker 1: the Great Nina Simone, said we have to learn to
Speaker 1: walk away from the table when love is no longer
Speaker 1: being served. So shout out to the late great Nina Simon.
Speaker 1: That is actually really grow. Could you please write that
Speaker 1: down on absolutely want the room. Yeah, she's gonna do
Speaker 1: it backwards. Yes, you have to learn to walk away
Speaker 1: from the table. One love is no longer being served.
Speaker 1: And I love me and you have to be as
Speaker 1: passionate about me as I am about me. Love. No,
Speaker 1: I was in love. I was in a relationship with
Speaker 1: a guy from South Africa. Actually, well his dad was
Speaker 1: South African. Um for six years. That's a long time.
Speaker 1: That's a long time. Half far do you guys go?
Speaker 1: Like a couple of miscarriages. But no, apologize she must
Speaker 1: not listen to her podcast Michael blockson No, that is
Speaker 1: a family arriented podcast. You know she does. No, but
Speaker 1: you can't. You can't be so flippant about miscarriages. I
Speaker 1: just wanted, like, I mean, six years of things happening.
Speaker 1: I just had a miscarriage right now listening to my
Speaker 1: being nice, I didn't want to say you have a
Speaker 1: couple of ball shirts or the other one the plan
Speaker 1: be Oh anyways, let's continue. So how is it is?
Speaker 1: It is a left truth about about African man like
Speaker 1: they are cheap? Was he cheap? No? Well he was.
Speaker 1: He was actually from Philly as well. African from Philadelphia.
Speaker 1: That was South African. His mom was just black, you know,
Speaker 1: but was he by racial? No black? Okay, yeah, South
Speaker 1: Africa and uh no, he wasn't cheap. I think it's
Speaker 1: because he was maybe American, but I don't know. I've
Speaker 1: never heard of that man. I don't want to say,
Speaker 1: but shout out to South African though, because when I
Speaker 1: was in Ghana. Of course Afro beats is off the hook,
Speaker 1: but South African music is phenomenal. Oh my god, they're
Speaker 1: killing it, killing it the music South African. No, but
Speaker 1: I'm just saying the African world. I'm telling you the
Speaker 1: best music I've heard. It's in Africa. Like I'm telling
Speaker 1: the best of the African music. Not to everybody doing
Speaker 1: the thing for all the guys. My stone Boy, it's
Speaker 1: like a stone Boy. Like stone Boy looks like ars One.
Speaker 1: He's like chaos one with food. Do you like that
Speaker 1: song Essn't by Whiskey Whiskey? That one's really good. You're
Speaker 1: like that booking a fast suit? Am I saying on it? Right?
Speaker 1: South Africa? When did she passed? I think she passed away, right,
Speaker 1: I don't know, or Brenda Fastu. This is just going
Speaker 1: to stage that song. I love that song. It's Brenda Fast.
Speaker 1: She passed away any very young age. Yes, Chinese best
Speaker 1: friend Michael's South Africa. Ever since you gave him the
Speaker 1: long lyrics, he doesn't. I'm selling six years relationship? If again,
Speaker 1: did you kill him? It got boring? He grew apart
Speaker 1: because yeah, we want a different things. We grew apart
Speaker 1: like where you wanted. He went some pussy and you
Speaker 1: want the argument, Yeah, kind of. I was a little
Speaker 1: bit toxic because I was a teenager. You know, I
Speaker 1: was really young and I grew up in a toxic environment.
Speaker 1: So I was a little bit toxic. He was perfect,
Speaker 1: he was really amazing, But so it was you. It
Speaker 1: was you find another Never take the blame. That's amazing.
Speaker 1: It's not about blame. It's not about blame. It's about accountability. Yeah,
Speaker 1: did you find another boyfriend? That's why you left him?
Speaker 1: Not that she But no, she probably stand us as
Speaker 1: high as that guy. So somebody gotta be better than him, right,
Speaker 1: three years? Wow, that's a long time. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I think for me, I'm blessed. I have amazing friends, right,
Speaker 1: and so when you have friends who are passionate about you,
Speaker 1: You're not gonna allow anybody into your life who doesn't
Speaker 1: love you as passionately as your friends. Like my friends
Speaker 1: set the standard, my tribe of just amazing humans. So
Speaker 1: it's like you have to Like I was sharing with
Speaker 1: rod It, I'm the kind of person. I'm always happy.
Speaker 1: I'm always up here, So if you're gonna be in
Speaker 1: my life, you have to stay up here. But you
Speaker 1: can't bring me down. When you start to bring me down,
Speaker 1: you gotta go. Yeah, that's a great idea. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: protect my peace is the most important, especially surviving brain surgery.
Speaker 1: You know, your your health is everything. You know, like
Speaker 1: a great writer said, you're gonna happy. Yeah, your biography
Speaker 1: becomes your biology. So you have to really manage your
Speaker 1: mental health and your mental space. And if they can't
Speaker 1: keep you where they've found you, they can't bring you down.
Speaker 1: So yes, but I'm excited. I'm excited. I think the
Speaker 1: the guy who's as passionate as I am is out there,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure they're listening to three six four. He's
Speaker 1: gonna have to be. He has to be taught. My
Speaker 1: son is six too, so you have to be all
Speaker 1: of my kids. It has to be six six five.
Speaker 1: So let me. I mean, who's out this single? Six three?
Speaker 1: Maybe like has to be he has to be so
Speaker 1: he has to be forty. Danny Glover. I'm not doing
Speaker 1: any dirties. Danny Glover is like Danny Cover. Remember we
Speaker 1: saw him a few months ago. No, you want with me? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was on the podium. Remember we went to this thing.
Speaker 1: He was so old. No, not that old. Not that
Speaker 1: you're too old Glover Over the No. But I dated
Speaker 1: someone who was like eighteen years older, and I think
Speaker 1: he likes like. No, he's still alive. He's nice, he's
Speaker 1: a he's he's a nice, nice guy. You know, he
Speaker 1: didn't want it didn't work. He was still married. Right,
Speaker 1: he's not my type anymore. Well, I think after he
Speaker 1: listened to this podcast. No, I love smart man. I
Speaker 1: like Abdujabar seven old. He can't even barely make a
Speaker 1: jump shot strategy. I need somebody. He's too old. He
Speaker 1: has to love to travel, he has to love to
Speaker 1: work out. I'm thinking my tall I think my NBA players,
Speaker 1: no professional athletes, Michael Jordan, no pro athletes, but Mike.
Speaker 1: I'm too dark for Michael. He likes them very very much.
Speaker 1: Way lighter than me. So, but he's not my type.
Speaker 1: No pro athletes, no pro athletes. Shaquill single, Yeah, he's single.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you a Shaquille O'Neil story. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: was working, um one of my jobs in college. I
Speaker 1: worked at a five star hotel and UM I worked
Speaker 1: as a concierge. And this was when he was with
Speaker 1: Orlando and um Onlindo Magic just like wait in the nineties, remember,
Speaker 1: and I was coming into work. I had my earphone
Speaker 1: ze because I was, you know, going to school full time,
Speaker 1: working full time, and I come, I'm walking. I went
Speaker 1: to smack into him because they stay at all telling
Speaker 1: and I remember him walking. I was like, oh, she's
Speaker 1: she's you know, said how cute I was, And I
Speaker 1: believe him because fast. For years later, I was doing
Speaker 1: red Um Hollywood Access at the Spies and he was
Speaker 1: one of the people I interviewed and I asked him.
Speaker 1: I said, hey, Shack, who are you looking forward to
Speaker 1: seeing to that? He said, you baby, you're looking so fun.
Speaker 1: He sounds like that. Yeah, but then he does like
Speaker 1: petite women, so but he's nice. He did a hoops
Speaker 1: and she was like four and eleven. Oh yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: five one. Yeah, but then I mean she was like
Speaker 1: right here. Yeah. You know the funny thing about it.
Speaker 1: I took a picture. It was me Shock Flavor flav
Speaker 1: and hoops right and picture, and I said, I'm the
Speaker 1: only one picture enough hoops because because she was on
Speaker 1: you know that just because she was on the show
Speaker 1: doesn't mean she dropped her draws from I'm just perception.
Speaker 1: You know, people are always lying on some woman's vagina.
Speaker 1: You don't know that. He probably just because he's stood
Speaker 1: next to it. On me, he got I remember that picture.
Speaker 1: I remember it was. It was doing Super Bowl weekend Indianapolis.
Speaker 1: Where's that picture? But my Instagram just look up super
Speaker 1: Bowl from when? When was the Indianapolis who? I forgot
Speaker 1: who played? But I mymer was there for the Shock
Speaker 1: All Star Comedy chain. I think Shack Misses with your
Speaker 1: luck check like to him, he said, I have a
Speaker 1: house for sale for one point six five million dollars.
Speaker 1: We went there was gonna buy it? Whoa great man?
Speaker 1: Can he leave some shoes? Yeah, you're gonna buy Chuck.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bite Shuck Goes. A'll be like three point
Speaker 1: five two million dollar difference. Keep that ragged up, no
Speaker 1: problem athletes? Thank you? Uh well, I mean I know that.
Speaker 1: So what are you looking for? Miss like a teacher
Speaker 1: I once know. Just someone who hopeless, romantic fascination giver. No,
Speaker 1: somebody who is successful in his own right. Um, passionate
Speaker 1: about people, love community, homeless people are passionate. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: loves to travel. Oh you're gonna need to I love
Speaker 1: to travel. You need to passport? Yes, yeah, well you
Speaker 1: can't have criminal records. No criminal records, no criminal change person.
Speaker 1: People change, people change. Yeah, I'm not looking for that.
Speaker 1: Change alright, six six three six three and dispose income
Speaker 1: eighteen to ninety dumb, cripple or crazy contact dm me.
Speaker 1: I'll call you to Apple Instagram is a surviving American American?
Speaker 1: Please do not send me any dick pics. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Thank you. You have no idea, You have no idea
Speaker 1: how many people you take a picture with Michael Paula
Speaker 1: and I can't even show you can't even show the
Speaker 1: pictures to anybody or posted because it's like child porn.
Speaker 1: That's how little they be sending them. So you just like,
Speaker 1: do not send me. You know what I do when
Speaker 1: I get pics and I love this and it works
Speaker 1: really well every time. Send them like seven more dick picks,
Speaker 1: like bigger dicks. How do you even have those pictures?
Speaker 1: I just blocked them, like pick pig Italian, dick pick gone,
Speaker 1: not dick pick Oh, Chinese best friend. It's gonna need
Speaker 1: a microscope for that, Mike. You know, I just block.
Speaker 1: Really remember the first time it happened to me years
Speaker 1: ago was when I first got drafted. Some guy went
Speaker 1: into my message me on Facebook and I literally dropped
Speaker 1: my phone because that was about now, and it's just like,
Speaker 1: okay block. So yeah, I just want to hurt their
Speaker 1: ego because it's like, no, I just did that will
Speaker 1: definitely hurt a bigger I'll be pissed. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: he's just going to send another one, another one. I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't even want to have that time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: then it's a big old dick off. You might have
Speaker 1: time for that. Well, thank you for joining us in
Speaker 1: another episode Mothercycle Podcast. Um, it was fun talking to
Speaker 1: my sister Bengals. Your sister is amazing, lady ms. Mr Bloxham,
Speaker 1: very funny, Thank you, nice, thank you. Yeah. So what
Speaker 1: year was that when you hit him with a putting
Speaker 1: fans that is such a listen his head. He has
Speaker 1: all kinds of knots on it. He was dropped as
Speaker 1: the baby several times. You saw it several times and
Speaker 1: I wasn't even born then, so he has balanced and issues.
Speaker 1: So well. Thank you for joining. The other episode Motorcycle Podcast.
Speaker 1: We see you guys next week. Thank you much, see him,
Speaker 1: Thank you lady, Thank you. The mother Sucker Podcast with
Speaker 1: me Michael Blackson. It's a Calvalry Audio production brought to
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