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Speaker 1: Now it is time for the nephew and today's prank

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Speaker 1: phone call.

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Speaker 2: Nephew, what you got for us?

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Speaker 3: Well, listen, y'all.

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Speaker 4: You know, we want everybody to be able to have

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Speaker 4: the profession that they want.

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Speaker 3: Am I right or wrong?

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Speaker 4: If you if you're qualified and you're good at it,

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Speaker 4: then we stand up for those that have put in

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Speaker 4: the work to hone this craft. And you know, we

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Speaker 4: want them to be able to get any kind of

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Speaker 3: Am I right or wrong? Am I right?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 3: You're right? I'll stand behind me so far on that.

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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, we got you, We got you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So I'm right now about to call this barber shop

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Speaker 4: because I'm seeking employment.

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Speaker 3: You understand what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I'm seeking I'm seeking employment, and I'm qualified. I've

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Speaker 4: been cutting half for a long period of time.

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Speaker 3: You understand.

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Speaker 4: I've been cutting hand a long time experience. And yeah,

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Speaker 4: you know, I know how to give a good line,

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Speaker 4: a nice fade, I know how to do all that

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 4: There's only one conditioning that I have, you know what

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Speaker 4: I mean? And I don't think this should be something

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Speaker 4: that you know you back, Yeah, you know, I don't

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Speaker 3: But I am the blind barble. You understand what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: Oh bro, I no, no, y'all, y'all gonna sit here

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Speaker 4: That's how y'all gonna do this.

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Speaker 3: Come on, now, that's something you need no time.

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Speaker 4: No, it's not doing if I put this too guard

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Speaker 4: on it. I got the too guard on. I know

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Speaker 3: How do you know what's a two guard time? How

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Speaker 3: do you know? My guards is in braille? I know

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Speaker 3: my guards. I got you. Okay, So cat dog, let's

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Speaker 3: let y'all just take a listen.

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Speaker 4: Now, I know what i'm doing, but things like I've

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Speaker 4: got a little bit of a problem from the guy

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Speaker 3: Okay, that you know.

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Speaker 4: But anyway, let's see, this is the blind barb a

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Speaker 4: cat dog if you would.

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Speaker 3: Yo, I'm trying to.

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Speaker 4: Reach a uh that run the bar yeah you now

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Speaker 4: you run the barber shop down there? On you.

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Speaker 3: Okay. Now I'm trying to.

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Speaker 4: See if if y'all got any booth rentals down there

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Speaker 4: where I can come in there and cut some half.

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Speaker 4: I've been cutting hal long time. I want to see

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Speaker 4: if y'all got some room down there. They tell me

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Speaker 4: they might you might have had something come available.

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Speaker 2: I got two boots open right now you need a boot?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm trying to get in there and get the cutting.

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Speaker 4: Now you now how much you charge for booth rental

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Speaker 4: on a weekly.

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Speaker 2: Basis, that's two hundred dollars a week.

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Speaker 3: Two hundred dollars a week.

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Speaker 4: At eight hundred dollars a month, that they're good cause

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Speaker 4: your two hundred Now winter. Can I get down there

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Speaker 4: so you can meet me? You know when you show

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Speaker 4: me around the shop, so I know.

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Speaker 2: What I'm open from eight to seven. That's that's two

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Speaker 3: Sadness, all right, because.

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Speaker 4: I want to see if I can maybe meet you

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Speaker 4: ask you do you mind doing for me? Do you

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Speaker 4: think you could possibly put up some ramps where you

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Speaker 4: got steps at and uh and your phone? Could you

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Speaker 4: take your mind if you take take the phone and

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Speaker 4: put it in brail for me?

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, wait, wait man?

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Speaker 1: What the hell I need to put my taking rampside

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Speaker 1: and putting phones in the briell for what was going

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Speaker 1: on with you.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm I'm I'm blind. You know I'm not gonna

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Speaker 4: let that stop me. You know I'm still.

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Speaker 2: Going Oh no, no, no, no, hell no, man, you

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Speaker 2: wait a minute.

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Speaker 3: You what, I'm blind?

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Speaker 4: But see what, I've been cutting my hair for over

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Speaker 4: ten years, and folks say my hair could always look good.

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Speaker 4: So I just figured I'm gonna start cutting hand now.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, yes, what you might cut a hand. It

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Speaker 1: might be some good that you do, but just ain't

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Speaker 1: cutting no hand in my shop. Not being blind that yeah,

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Speaker 1: ma ain't not that found my shop man, No what,

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Speaker 1: I ain't got no problem with that, man, But you

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Speaker 1: you just can't do it now, well wait.

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Speaker 4: Wait not to see this what they call it excrimination.

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Speaker 4: You can't do that. You can't sciminate from people you

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Speaker 4: call they got some type of hand.

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Speaker 3: The cap blongs to them.

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Speaker 2: You listen, hold, let me can't shothing man. I'm not

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Speaker 2: trying to be trying to put you out of be

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Speaker 2: in the dock doing what you need to do. But

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Speaker 2: you just can't do that my shot.

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Speaker 1: Man. I can't recall it. Discrimination, discriminations, scrimination.

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Speaker 2: Of what not? Not it not in my out shot.

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Speaker 4: You just can't do it, baby, listen, not I know

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Speaker 4: how to cut haird I know how to give folks

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Speaker 4: a lining and stuff like now, I ain't tried to

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Speaker 4: use no raisor nothing like that.

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Speaker 2: But no, man, come on, dude, can't you find something

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Speaker 2: else to get into?

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Speaker 1: Was trying to cut out?

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Speaker 3: Well? This is what I like though, this what I

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Speaker 3: feel like, This is my calling.

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Speaker 1: You just can't do it in my shot.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, no, cause, see now that's what I don't

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Speaker 4: I don't care to hear something like this here.

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Speaker 3: And I've been I got.

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Speaker 4: The qualifications and I'm able to do it, and I

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Speaker 4: want to be able to come down there. And I

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Speaker 4: told you when I first what I tell you. I

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Speaker 4: said I wanted to feel my way around.

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Speaker 1: Didn't I say that I don't need to feel your

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Speaker 1: you're doing. I mean, I don't care about you being

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Speaker 1: able to cut no app being brid You got to

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Speaker 2: To see to do that.

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Speaker 4: This could probably do to do wonder for your shop,

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Speaker 4: people that come from miles around to see somebody like

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Speaker 4: myself cutting that.

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Speaker 2: Kind of my shot.

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Speaker 1: Did you hear what I said?

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Speaker 4: I heard what you said when I don't want you

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Speaker 4: to do it make me mad about that.

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Speaker 1: Now you're gonna get mad about something have been belonged

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Speaker 1: to me. I'm I'm off and you tell me this,

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Speaker 1: your blind doc. I can't help you when you Brian man,

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Speaker 1: come along with that.

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Speaker 4: Now listen, I'm gonna tell you this here, and I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna tell it to you straight. I'm coming down now

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Speaker 4: to that barber shop. I'm gonna feel leave booths out

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Speaker 4: and I'm gonna start cutting now. One thing I don't

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Speaker 4: want to do and have to get into no tussle

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Speaker 4: with you now.

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Speaker 1: I don't want that worry to worry about getting in

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Speaker 1: no tusle with Meuse if you bring your in my

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Speaker 1: shot co much, you're gonna cut her. He's gonna be

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Speaker 1: some parking moveing around.

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Speaker 3: But I'm coming down there, and I'm coming down there

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Speaker 3: this evening.

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Speaker 1: Now, what thing you bring, no, well, you might keep

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Speaker 1: waste my shot.

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Speaker 4: You gonna you gonna get your bob blind man, is

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Speaker 4: what you're gonna do.

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Speaker 3: You ain't gonna see it coming either, you hear me?

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Speaker 1: Pray you.

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Speaker 2: Nothing.

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Speaker 3: As long as I got the money to pay my

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Speaker 3: bull rental, you.

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Speaker 1: Don't give a damn I don't want your money. Your

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Speaker 1: blind can't cut no man. Make you understand what I

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Speaker 1: say to you.

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Speaker 3: I'm understanding what you're saying.

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Speaker 4: And if I got to call the law about you

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Speaker 4: being discriminated.

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Speaker 1: Lord, you can call anybody. You watch the call. That's money.

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Speaker 1: You not gonna do that. You understand what I'm telling you.

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Speaker 1: Now you bring your Now they're talking about coot'ing man money.

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Speaker 1: I'll be waiting on you.

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Speaker 3: I'm coming down there this evening. I'm coming and I'm

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Speaker 3: coming to up y'all.

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Speaker 4: Because you got the nerve to discriminate just me.

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Speaker 1: I ain't got some in the fight.

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Speaker 2: Well, who kill you?

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Speaker 1: Mother?

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Speaker 2: No, you want to not be dying.

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Speaker 1: I've fish your sing with them.

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Speaker 3: Call my they give me.

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Speaker 4: They give me this number and said you is the

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Speaker 4: one that do the hiring around the barber shop.

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Speaker 1: You don't call my personal number.

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Speaker 2: You called myop.

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Speaker 1: Don't get your money.

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Speaker 4: What difference do that make? If I'm some man looking

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Speaker 4: for a job, you.

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Speaker 1: Don't call my personal phone.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna watch your tone with me.

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Speaker 1: What you're gonna do, I ain't gonna watch it. Won't

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Speaker 1: you bring it to my shop?

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Speaker 4: I tell you one thing you're gonna watch you gonna

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Speaker 4: watch me get on your just why you.

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Speaker 1: Gonna get on? You can't save me. I want to

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Speaker 1: hang up on you.

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Speaker 4: I got one more thing I need to say to you.

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Speaker 3: This is his Nephew time. It from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 3: Morning Show.

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Speaker 4: You just got pranked by your cousin.

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Speaker 1: Man. You you ain't no good.

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Speaker 4: Hey, mister, I got to ask you, man, what is

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Speaker 4: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the.

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Speaker 2: Land, The Steve Harvey Morning Shown.

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Speaker 4: Yess I did, yes, I did, yes, I did Bricktown

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Speaker 4: Bricktown Comedy Club. The Nephew was coming. That is March

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Speaker 4: twenty eight, twenty ninth, and thirtieth. Get ready to get ready.

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Speaker 4: The Nephew was coming. April four, five six, Charlotte. I

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Speaker 4: heard y'all got the word comedies on ticket sale. They

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Speaker 4: off the chain right now and then laying in the cut.

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Speaker 4: That's the nineteenth Easter Weekend Duvall, Florida Theater. That's Nephew

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Speaker 4: Tommy an Evening with Nephew Tommy tickets on on Seal Rick.

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Speaker 3: All right, Nephew, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.