Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central.
Speaker 2: Welcome to hold up. I'm your co host, Josh shatts
Speaker 2: of a writer for the Daily Show, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Joined bye me dull, stay sloan, and I did not
Speaker 1: want to. I'll say this sometimes as someone who hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on. I'll say this sometimes as someone who is
Speaker 1: in the public eye right and who is a performer.
Speaker 1: People will make requests of you m hm when it
Speaker 1: comes to how you express yourself. If you are a
Speaker 1: fan of a comedian or performer, mainly comedian, and you
Speaker 1: want to d m them, message them, come up to
Speaker 1: them after a show and give them a joke, give
Speaker 1: them notes, tell them about what you think you should
Speaker 1: they should change. Shut the fuck up, put something in
Speaker 1: your mouth. I don't care what it is, and go away.
Speaker 1: You are the worst person because you are not a fan.
Speaker 1: I don't need your notes. I don't need you. None
Speaker 1: of us need your notes. None of us are going
Speaker 1: to tell your bar joke to anybody. And don't get
Speaker 1: offended when you ask us, can I tell you a joke?
Speaker 1: And we say no, We write our own material. We
Speaker 1: don't need you. Also, if you were dating a comedian,
Speaker 1: you are not that interested the number of dudes that
Speaker 1: I've talked to us like, don't put this in your act.
Speaker 1: Don't worry I won't. You're either annoyed that I did
Speaker 1: put it in or annoy or you're annoyed that I
Speaker 1: might put something in, or nor that I won't put
Speaker 1: something in. And my favorite is because we've told men
Speaker 1: they're funny, because that's what the ugly men have to
Speaker 1: go off of, or even men want to be interesting, right,
Speaker 1: so we've told men that they're funny. That's why we
Speaker 1: have this thing about women not being funny. The number
Speaker 1: of men I've had to say to me, I bet
Speaker 1: I'm funnier than most of your friends, sir. My friends
Speaker 1: have comedy specials. My friends have comedy specials, albums, tours.
Speaker 2: I feel like this, it would be funny to do this.
Speaker 2: This episode is don't say versus the dia ops.
Speaker 1: Well, I can say I'm very annoyed by the amount
Speaker 1: of respect that I get in my DMS. There's never
Speaker 1: a man trying to holler at me in my DMS.
Speaker 2: Mmm.
Speaker 1: Ever, there's always some annoying woman.
Speaker 2: One good thing that has been happening is I've been
Speaker 2: getting lots of pitches in my DM for potential episodes,
Speaker 2: and I think you're gonna like a couple of them,
Speaker 2: a couple of them.
Speaker 1: No one's sending me anything for pretent I would love
Speaker 1: that one.
Speaker 2: I got a bunch of good ones, and so we're
Speaker 2: gonna have to start doing shout outs like on the
Speaker 2: specific person that's like, hey, we thank you so much
Speaker 2: to the person, because I feel like some of them
Speaker 2: were so specific that I was like, Yeah, this is
Speaker 2: this is great.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I cannot wait to hear. But what are
Speaker 1: some of the ones that we're never gonna do.
Speaker 2: I mean, I I don't see us doing DC versus Marvel. No,
Speaker 2: one's not really gonna happen.
Speaker 1: No, no, Uh, could don't know enough about either Camp,
Speaker 1: don't know who's who. I don't know where spider Man stay.
Speaker 1: I don't know where Batman live. Also, Michael Keaton is
Speaker 1: the only Batman I care about.
Speaker 2: That's a hot take, bro, That's wow. Before we get
Speaker 2: into like a bad, bad debate, let's tell the people
Speaker 2: what this episode is about today is one that's actually
Speaker 2: very close to our hearts.
Speaker 1: Very close to my heart, am my titties.
Speaker 2: See see what I mean? Though about the like like
Speaker 2: I you know, I sort of said a thing and
Speaker 2: then you sang a thing you felt, you know, like
Speaker 2: you were gonna stunt on me in my face.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to stunt. I'm just trying to live
Speaker 1: my best life. Listen, I got these nails done. Okay,
Speaker 1: I have the nails of the woman, like I said
Speaker 1: on Instagram are the nails of the woman in Dolly
Speaker 1: Park and warned us about. Okay, and Joline, Joline, you
Speaker 1: get it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, look I Joline, so whoutn't you?
Speaker 1: Joline? Listen, I didn't have a proper warm up, so
Speaker 1: that Joe Listen, I'm gonna have to come back up
Speaker 1: to that as well episode after I've had a proper
Speaker 1: warm up because I just embarrassed myself.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm doing great, And tell the people what
Speaker 2: this episode is about, and then tell them where you stand.
Speaker 1: This episode is about a conversation that I have on
Speaker 1: a regular basis and a war that I have been
Speaker 1: waging since I was a wee girl. And the topic
Speaker 1: of today's episode is as if you didn't read it
Speaker 1: on the caption, but but all of you who did not,
Speaker 1: it is summer versus winter.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Be I know versus in Vietnam? Do I know how
Speaker 1: to say versus and Spanish? No, it's probably versus. I
Speaker 1: don't know. No one's ever asked me. What I'm saying
Speaker 1: is summertime versus winter time? And since we know that
Speaker 1: Josh has a tendency to be wrong, WHOA what side
Speaker 1: are you for? Josh?
Speaker 2: What time I'm for? Winter?
Speaker 1: Wrong? Wrong?
Speaker 2: What are you wrong?
Speaker 1: You are? You are wrong? You're absolutely categorically in core
Speaker 1: fucking wreted. And I will tell you all of the
Speaker 1: ways right after this and we're back listen, Josh, I
Speaker 1: can say, in the history of us doing this podcast,
Speaker 1: I never really let you fully get your points out
Speaker 1: mm hmm before I stopped them out of existence.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: So I want you, I want to give you a
Speaker 1: chance on this good Christian morning, Josh, unless you go
Speaker 1: ahead and tell us why you live.
Speaker 2: This life. Okay. So, I think that this time we're
Speaker 2: that we're in right now in the month, is the
Speaker 2: perfect time to talk about this because right now we're
Speaker 2: in fall. We're in an equal split between the two. Okay.
Speaker 2: You know, we still have memories of summer and we
Speaker 2: still have a winter to look forward to. And for me,
Speaker 2: I think that winter is just the coziest.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: You're inside, you're snuggled up, you're eating some good, some good,
Speaker 2: hearty food that's warm. You can't have that during the summer,
Speaker 2: all right. If someone made you like a nice, thick,
Speaker 2: full stew, you don't want that in the summer. You
Speaker 2: can't eat it. It's too hot outside. You don't want
Speaker 2: hot in your mouth. Okay. You can't be snuggled up
Speaker 2: under quilts all sorts of covers and comforters. You can't
Speaker 2: be under blankets in the summer, all right, snuggled up
Speaker 2: with a good book. Yeah, maybe outside while you're roasting mhmm.
Speaker 2: But in the winter, you're inside, maybe next to a fireplace, right,
Speaker 2: all all cozied up with a honey bun, you know,
Speaker 2: literal or figurative, depending where you.
Speaker 1: You got a honey bunch. You cuddling up with Josh
Speaker 1: Josh out here referencing cuffing season. You, Josh Johnson, celebrate
Speaker 1: cuffing season.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm not saying celebrate cuffing. I'm just saying, if
Speaker 2: you're with somebody, it's nice to be with somebody when
Speaker 2: it's cold outside. You can snuggle up warm each other.
Speaker 2: You know, I will say the other thing that's really great.
Speaker 2: It's like any any inside activity for a homebody is
Speaker 2: only elevated in the winter because now there there's no
Speaker 2: guilt about not going out and outside your window depends
Speaker 2: on where you live, you get to see the beautiful
Speaker 2: trenk will snow.
Speaker 1: Fall, all right.
Speaker 2: There's there's something about there's something about snow on the
Speaker 2: horizon that's just peaceful and beautiful. Okay. Winter comes with
Speaker 2: a lot of good foods, it comes with a ton
Speaker 2: of the indoor activities. If you're a if you're an introvert,
Speaker 2: winter reign supreme. Get to wear mittens. Tell me you
Speaker 2: don't love.
Speaker 1: Mittens, No, nigga, I'm not six years old.
Speaker 2: Mittens are superior. All right. I'm tired of this thing where,
Speaker 2: you know, as a black man, I gotta be so tough.
Speaker 2: I gotta act like I love mittens. All right. I
Speaker 2: wish I had them all.
Speaker 1: Right now, listen, no one's asking you to be tough.
Speaker 1: Don't wow what.
Speaker 2: Oh you know what a what is? Oh? Wow?
Speaker 3: The nerve?
Speaker 1: What you know?
Speaker 2: What? What is?
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, no one's asking Josh Ezekiel Johnson to
Speaker 1: throw hands. No one's asking you to do that.
Speaker 2: I'm not even saying throw hands. I'm saying be tough.
Speaker 2: I'm saying that sometimes in life, especially as a man,
Speaker 2: you're expected to be a certain level of tough where
Speaker 2: you don't even like stuff.
Speaker 1: Okay, there are at mittens.
Speaker 2: Mitten.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: First of all, you don't buy many of them. Okay,
Speaker 2: A lot of them are gifted to you by grandmothers,
Speaker 2: women in your life that are of a certain age
Speaker 2: that love to knit. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I hear you. Listen. I disagree with everything you just said.
Speaker 3: But.
Speaker 1: Listen, I wear my best summertime dress because I'm trying
Speaker 1: to keep hope alive. Nice. This is uh, this is
Speaker 1: a dress. Whenever I wear it on stage is to
Speaker 1: let white people know that I have white friends. Are
Speaker 1: they sleep? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the sleeves, the sleeves scream yeah. You know. I
Speaker 2: didn't enjoy Midsummer, but I watched it, you know, to
Speaker 2: support the white community.
Speaker 1: Midsummer Night's Dream? What do we?
Speaker 2: Oh? No, no, the horror movie Midsummer That.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: I don't watch horror movies. It's hard enough out here, dog,
Speaker 1: I don't need my brain attacking me anymore.
Speaker 2: That that's what I'm saying. It says that I'm not
Speaker 2: saying you did that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this dress definitely I support. Yes, this dress
Speaker 1: definitely said yes, I'll have a beer, you know, as
Speaker 1: it is just I don't drinking. I pah disgusting, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I called them ias for the longest.
Speaker 1: No one corrected you.
Speaker 2: No one corrected me for like a while.
Speaker 1: Yo, that's not even Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I worked at Trailer Joe's.
Speaker 1: You worked to Trader Joe's.
Speaker 2: That's where they're Yeah. I worked Joe's for years.
Speaker 1: Oh I know, you worked to Trader Jos for years.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is that the fact that you worked
Speaker 1: at a Trader Joe's where I pas live. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: no one took the time to pull a young man.
Speaker 2: Aside and was like stop saying.
Speaker 1: How did you find out?
Speaker 2: I eventually said it out louder for somebody. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: was just I was like living in ignorance. But it
Speaker 2: never came up because in your.
Speaker 1: Defense, they put an S on the end, but the
Speaker 1: S is little. Also, I don't know what the letters.
Speaker 2: Mean, uh Indian pale alere do.
Speaker 1: We mean like Native American Oh.
Speaker 2: I have no idea. I just I just know that
Speaker 2: that when it's spelled out, that's what it is.
Speaker 1: There is there is there a beer making history among
Speaker 1: the Native Americans or the people of India.
Speaker 2: I have no idea. Yeah, I mean I didn't understand
Speaker 2: it even when it was explained to me. I wished
Speaker 2: that Ipa was right.
Speaker 1: I mean, at the end of the day, they're still nasty. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think you have to really be a white man
Speaker 1: to enjoy them. I truly think they're tuned perfectly mm
Speaker 1: hmm to that palette mm hmmm, because I've never seen
Speaker 1: anyone who wasn't one.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I don't drink, So I have no idea.
Speaker 1: Oh, I always forget you nine, never forget you don't drink.
Speaker 1: I'm always like Josh, I love imagining you at like
Speaker 1: a college party, just being like I don't.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, I was standing there.
Speaker 1: Good lord, I can't say I don't. I don't not drink.
Speaker 1: Some of my friends was like, one of my friends
Speaker 1: was like, have you considered not like stopping drinking, And
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't drink enough to stop drinking,
Speaker 1: if that makes sense.
Speaker 2: I feel like I've only ever seen you have a
Speaker 2: drink twice and I've known you for years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't drink. I don't drink all the time,
Speaker 1: and if I do drink, I'll have one or two.
Speaker 1: I don't like being drunk.
Speaker 2: Now, I guess I'll ask you this. Then, since you're
Speaker 2: on the side of summer, hell, do you still drink
Speaker 2: the same things in the summer as you do in
Speaker 2: the winter.
Speaker 1: I do the same thing year round, year round. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I enjoy sold you year round. I enjoy a
Speaker 1: whiskey and soda, tequila soda year round. If I am
Speaker 1: going to go for a fruity bevarrage, your coladas, your Jackeries,
Speaker 1: your Marguerite's, it is usually warm outside, Okay, I would
Speaker 1: now if there is now, I will have a margherita
Speaker 1: year round, if there is caso.
Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, that first of all, that makes perfect sense.
Speaker 2: I used to work at a Mexican restaurant, and that
Speaker 2: makes perfect sense. But also would not have if you
Speaker 2: had not said anything. Paired them together.
Speaker 1: In my mind, you gotta margarit if you're eating case
Speaker 1: you got.
Speaker 2: Yeah, That's what I'm saying. It's like, it's like that
Speaker 2: makes so much sense, and looking back on when I would,
Speaker 2: you know, do the orders and when I was serving yep,
Speaker 2: but also never put it together until just now.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because you need the acidity to bust up
Speaker 1: all that cheese, but then you need the cheese to
Speaker 1: help regulate the acidity.
Speaker 2: I want you to have your own cooking show because
Speaker 2: bust up is oh an incredible way to describe it.
Speaker 2: Bust up.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing is you can't and you usually can't
Speaker 1: get I did not realize this until I left the South.
Speaker 1: But you can't get white kso out of like a couple.
Speaker 1: So others like, would you leave?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: Also, I recently bought a knitting machine and now I'm
Speaker 1: out here making beanies. Scarf, Josh, what colored beanie you want,
Speaker 1: baby boy? I got a red color coming up. Listen,
Speaker 1: I've seen you in a beanie.
Speaker 2: Now look look, look, I will take a red beanie.
Speaker 2: But if you could make me some red mittens, hey
Speaker 2: out here all right?
Speaker 1: So you're saying, if I can get you red mittens
Speaker 1: to go at this red beanie, you would wear them.
Speaker 2: I would. I would not just wear them, I would
Speaker 2: sport them. There'd be Instagram posts, there'd be a lot
Speaker 2: going on mittens and a matching beanie. I don't think
Speaker 2: I've had that in life.
Speaker 1: Now do you when you want your beanie, do you
Speaker 1: want the little like faux fur little poof on the top.
Speaker 2: What's the poof?
Speaker 1: Do?
Speaker 2: I guess?
Speaker 1: At decoration I got sixty of them, so if you
Speaker 1: want one.
Speaker 2: A kid once told me that it breaks up the wind,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I don't see how that's possible.
Speaker 1: I don't think. But maybe wind breakers don't even break
Speaker 1: up the wind. Wind breakers just hold wind. Yeah, wind
Speaker 1: breakers should be called wind catchers.
Speaker 2: But I get what you're saying.
Speaker 4: Then.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a lot of what you prefer happens
Speaker 2: during the summertime.
Speaker 1: Right. Also, it's like I don't like being hot indoors,
Speaker 1: and I don't like being cold outside, right, Okay. Also
Speaker 1: I enjoy sitting outside. You know, I've got a nice
Speaker 1: terrace about. It's like, I enjoy sitting outside. I have
Speaker 1: patio furniture, right, and it is much easier to sit outside.
Speaker 1: You know, you're talking about reading your books people who
Speaker 1: are like introverts and such. I mean, I think introverts
Speaker 1: do the same thing year round, because they just do
Speaker 1: what they do. But if you're going to sit up
Speaker 1: and enjoy a nice like like a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: I was sitting on my terrace because on the top floor,
Speaker 1: so like I can see, like you know, the sky
Speaker 1: is so big. Sit down there on my patio furniture
Speaker 1: reading the book. And if it's thirty degrees outside, you're
Speaker 1: not gonna enjoy sitting outside reading shit because you're you're
Speaker 1: dabbing an eye, you're dabbing a nose, your finger, you
Speaker 1: can't fit your fingers to turn the pages. Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, I'm a beach person.
Speaker 2: All right, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: So, oh, should we have to do an episode about
Speaker 1: beaches versus mountains like vacations?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1: Down for that because I have so many thoughts and
Speaker 1: feelings about that situation, because we have to admit, like
Speaker 1: a beach, it's like a summertime vaca the mountains lost month,
Speaker 1: hogyas there's really a winter time gig, right, like going
Speaker 1: to the mountains in the summer. It's like, girl, for who?
Speaker 1: For why? Who asked for those?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? For absolutely, we don't have to. We don't have to.
Speaker 2: It's fine, it's fine, but yeah, but I'll tell you
Speaker 2: why you wrong later?
Speaker 1: Okay, sure, all right, So like I'm a team summer
Speaker 1: because it's you're out and about, you're seeing people. It's
Speaker 1: just the ability to It doesn't even have to be
Speaker 1: like a big trip like you go on the day trips.
Speaker 1: You could just be in a park. You could just
Speaker 1: sit in a park and enjoy your day. You can
Speaker 1: have a couple of nibbles, you know, a couple of nibbles,
Speaker 1: maybe some Boobli, maybe some epas, whatever you and like
Speaker 1: enjoying when you're out enjoying a nice day. You can
Speaker 1: just do that. It's easier to do things and just
Speaker 1: getting groceries is easier summertime. Getting doing laundry is easier.
Speaker 1: Just running an erran is easier in the summertime because
Speaker 1: you're not out here looking like the kid from a
Speaker 1: Christmas story.
Speaker 2: This is I understand where you're coming from, because a
Speaker 2: lot of the things that you're saying makes sense for you.
Speaker 2: As long as I've known you, all these things have
Speaker 2: been have been true. So I get why you lean
Speaker 2: towards summer. But there are just certain things that hey,
Speaker 2: you're not having hot chocolate when it's hot out, all right.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a beverage. I'm talking about sitting in the park.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, Still I still say there are plenty
Speaker 2: of activities that you can go do in the winter.
Speaker 2: There's a whole Winter Olympics for people that love the winter.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, but what about if you live somewhere
Speaker 1: that gets cold mm hmm but doesn't always snow, like Atlanta,
Speaker 1: for instance. People do not know because somebody gave Atlanta
Speaker 1: to some white people in a fucking building, gave Atlanta
Speaker 1: this nickname of Hotlanta, and people think that it's hot
Speaker 1: year round, which is not true, and Atlanta will get
Speaker 1: down on the teens.
Speaker 2: I thought it was called hot Lanta because of the people.
Speaker 1: No, that was marketing bullshit.
Speaker 2: Wow, okay, because when it.
Speaker 1: Came out, we all went the fuck we didn't vote
Speaker 1: for this, and they put it on everything. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: now every corny ass person I've ever met it's like, so,
Speaker 1: you're from Hotlanta. No, bitch, I'm not. I'm not from
Speaker 1: a marketing campaign. None of us enjoy all of us
Speaker 1: saw it, and we're like, this is gonna be a
Speaker 1: fucking problem. Like no one's running around like New York,
Speaker 1: but no New Yorker is like, yeah, I'm from the
Speaker 1: Big Apple. Like, no one's doing this, no one is
Speaker 1: doing that. I'm not running around them calling the peach safe.
Speaker 1: I think for me, the things that I enjoyed doing
Speaker 1: the most are during my favorite season, so because I
Speaker 1: enjoy it out aquatic activity. Right, you can't be in
Speaker 1: nobody's swimming pool when it's forty degrees outside, when your
Speaker 1: pool is probably frozen somewhat. It's cold as shit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: cold enough to kill you.
Speaker 2: This is this one. It's important to have friends with
Speaker 2: indoor pools.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, that's long as I could do a lot
Speaker 1: of hotels like up North, a lot of them I
Speaker 1: have indoor pools or heated pool So it's like, I
Speaker 1: can't say. This summer summer of twenty twenty two, I
Speaker 1: kept seeing it on Instagram. It was like, yo, this
Speaker 1: summer left like it had.
Speaker 2: Somewhere to be it did.
Speaker 1: I thought it was just me. I looked up and
Speaker 1: was like, bitch, is this September?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it was not very quick, and I thought
Speaker 1: it was just your girl. But everyone else looked up
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, fuck about wearing a jacket. It
Speaker 1: was it's been and she's she flew the fucking coop
Speaker 1: shit bills to pay.
Speaker 2: And she was upset before she left because those were
Speaker 2: some heat waves.
Speaker 1: I couldn't even say outside it was hot, because I
Speaker 1: was like, I love sitting out doors, but also I
Speaker 1: know that New York is hot? Wrong, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: I was talking to Telle late about this and he
Speaker 1: completely understood.
Speaker 2: Okay, listen, So uh huh.
Speaker 1: First of all, it's building hot, It's not nature hot, right, Okay, So,
Speaker 1: like I remember a couple years ago, I was supposed
Speaker 1: to do this thing called Ausie Fest and they canceled
Speaker 1: it because of the heat. And I called my mother,
Speaker 1: who grew up in Miami. It is the most of
Speaker 1: her adult life in the Great State of Georgia, as
Speaker 1: you can see on my Nicholas, and so I was like, Mommy,
Speaker 1: they canceled this comedy show because of a heatwave. She said, girl,
Speaker 1: how hot was it? One hundred and five? One hundred,
Speaker 1: one hundred and five? How hot was it? I said, Mommy,
Speaker 1: it was gonna be ninety four degrees and we laughed
Speaker 1: for ten minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Because in the South, we would have whole outdoor festivals,
Speaker 1: whole fucking barbecues and it'd be ninety four degrees outside.
Speaker 1: Why because it's nature hot. And we got enough watermelon
Speaker 1: out here to keep everybody alive. Okay, sit that baby
Speaker 1: in the shade, Come get some of these ribs. We're
Speaker 1: gonna have a good day. Okay. We got enough cold
Speaker 1: joints out here, enough coke and that is any carminated beverage.
Speaker 1: We got enough water, We got enough, We got enough.
Speaker 1: We got sweet tea out here to keep everybody the
Speaker 1: fuck alive. You remember, right, you grew up in Louisiana
Speaker 1: and up here first of all the number of places
Speaker 1: that do not have air conditioning because they love to
Speaker 1: call the self ignorant, but we have figured out HVAC.
Speaker 1: They want to call us all kind of backwards and
Speaker 1: barefoot and stupid or whatever, these Yankee bastards, But we
Speaker 1: have figured out how to cool a home.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: The fact that my other apartment I had to have
Speaker 1: a window unit as a grown adult, and I couldn't
Speaker 1: control and I couldn't control my heat came on, which
Speaker 1: was also truly fucking disrespectful. I'll pay you American dollars
Speaker 1: with a comma in the bitch. Yeah, I got a
Speaker 1: whole apartment, and my heat just come on when you
Speaker 1: say so. So now I'm just in here, wearing the
Speaker 1: least time to figure out to take my fucking skin
Speaker 1: off because it's hotter, and a bitch in here because somebody,
Speaker 1: because you know, Dino, doesn't turn the fucking heat on.
Speaker 1: I ain't ask nobody. So I'm a summertime gal because
Speaker 1: your best family get togethers out here in this summer
Speaker 1: time right. Also, my birthday is the ultimate summertime gig. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my birthday is July fourth. Wait, Josh, when's your birthday?
Speaker 2: March sixth? That I don't know. I don't really bring
Speaker 2: it up.
Speaker 1: White a man and white a man at white a minute, Josh,
Speaker 1: Jebediah Johnson, how dare Ah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I just let it, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. I think that for me, I truly understand
Speaker 2: what you're saying. I'm not saying summer doesn't have a
Speaker 2: lot of amazing merits to it. My con with summer
Speaker 2: is the heat waves. And you're saying that New York
Speaker 2: is hot wrong, But isn't California having the same sort
Speaker 2: of concrete heat issue.
Speaker 1: California, first of all, is a desert. That's the main thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't have water.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I mean the thing is they put that there,
Speaker 1: which is very confusing that they even did that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think at the time it was cheap land
Speaker 2: and so then they built there.
Speaker 1: Oh that makes sense. I mean it's not probably the best, No,
Speaker 1: it's not.
Speaker 2: It's not a great idea long term.
Speaker 1: So, like, I've lived during the heat. This is the
Speaker 1: weird thing about being in an La in a heat wave.
Speaker 1: There was one day where it was one hundred and
Speaker 1: eight degrees and then the sun went down and it
Speaker 1: was seventy degrees yeah, and I was like, how do
Speaker 1: you not catch your death in this pitch? Because I've
Speaker 1: been in Georgia and it's been ninety two degrees at
Speaker 1: two o'clock in the morning. The sun hasn't been out
Speaker 1: for hours and it's still not in the nineties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the temp has sense enough to regulate right the.
Speaker 1: Time by since that doesn't regulate, so like LA bounces around.
Speaker 1: Because that was the weird thing. When I first moved there,
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, you know it's it's it's eighty
Speaker 1: five degrees out here, we all here looking cute, and
Speaker 1: then at nighttime, it'll be sixty five. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's why everybody in this pitch always has a jacket
Speaker 1: with them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's very confusing.
Speaker 1: And then when you get there, you're like, oh, I
Speaker 1: get it. So that's why everyone's closed out here. Don't
Speaker 1: make any sense? Yeah, because once the sun goes down,
Speaker 1: you don't know what the hell temperature it's going to be.
Speaker 1: But it's like, your most fun activities are in the summertime. Also,
Speaker 1: and I hate super Also, you enjoy snowboarding, you enjoy
Speaker 1: to boggining, you enjoy skiing.
Speaker 2: It's not about snowboarding or skiing, all right, It's about
Speaker 2: having like a nice nature walk in the winter. If
Speaker 2: I'm in the woods.
Speaker 1: It's thirty degrees outside, go inside. What do you mean?
Speaker 2: People act like you can't gear up for the winter.
Speaker 2: You could be so comfortable if you just gear up
Speaker 2: for the for the temperature in a heat wave that
Speaker 2: you can't take off the skin, You can take off everything,
Speaker 2: but you be naked and still hot. All right, But
Speaker 2: in winter, you gear up enough and you're just comfortable.
Speaker 1: Until you go inside somewhere and then you're sweating your
Speaker 1: life away because that's The other thing about the winter.
Speaker 2: Time is that, oh okay, all right. The other thing
Speaker 2: about the winter time is.
Speaker 1: It's so hot indoors because I think now everybody's fucking
Speaker 1: everybody's out regulating this ship, right, right, So like I
Speaker 1: got on this sweat because like that's why I learned
Speaker 1: to where winter on the outside and summer on the inside.
Speaker 1: Because you'll see somebody have like a full thick ass whatever.
Speaker 1: A cable knit is what the kids SAYI ass cable
Speaker 1: nit sweater, right, and they look cozy. Yeah, but now
Speaker 1: they've come inside a building.
Speaker 2: M hm.
Speaker 1: In the building, it's set to hell. Right. I've been
Speaker 1: inside of bars that was too hot. When I was
Speaker 1: a minute in Indiana over the weekend. Everywhere we went
Speaker 1: inside was too warm. It was too warm. It wasn't
Speaker 1: cold enough outside for as warm as it was inside. Right.
Speaker 1: And so because the jacket that I brought was to
Speaker 1: the coat that I brought a coat, I should have
Speaker 1: brought a jacket. Right in New York, you're like, okay,
Speaker 1: light jacket, jacket, coat cool. So it's like there's these
Speaker 1: levels where it's just like you know, they all got
Speaker 1: a jacket. I got a light jacket, right, I'm running around,
Speaker 1: but da da da da da dada. Okay, let me
Speaker 1: let me get a coat. Okay, now, let me call
Speaker 1: north Face, let me get goose down involved. Okay, I
Speaker 1: had to bring animals as reinforcement because I fucking freezing.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, you've seen my coats. They're they're warm,
Speaker 1: They're very much warm. But so it's like you have
Speaker 1: to have so many there's hats and scarves and boots
Speaker 1: and gloves, and then then you gotta have salt for
Speaker 1: the snow because like this is the thing I will
Speaker 1: give you. This snow is pretty mm hmm the first
Speaker 1: two days, and then it needs to go the fuck on.
Speaker 1: Snow needs to find it, Snow needs to know. Snow
Speaker 1: doesn't know when to leave.
Speaker 2: Snow doesn't know when to leave.
Speaker 1: Okay, snow show up. They'd be like, hey, y'all, the
Speaker 1: first snow is very cute. It's nice, it's cute, it's quiet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, but too much snow shut your fucking city down. Okay.
Speaker 1: Remember the bomb cyclone that hit New York at twenty eighteen,
Speaker 1: because this was.
Speaker 2: Not that crazy. If it was a bomb cyclone, why.
Speaker 1: Did they call it a bomb cyclone? If it wasn't so.
Speaker 2: Crazy because they were getting too hyped.
Speaker 1: It was just a fucking blizzard. We already had a
Speaker 1: word for a bunch of snow showing the fuck up that.
Speaker 2: That's kind of where I was. Where I was like,
Speaker 2: I heard bomb cyclone even I was like, a, this
Speaker 2: may be too much snow, like maybe maybe we're in
Speaker 2: for it, right, But then it hit and it maybe
Speaker 2: it's because I lived in Chicago for a while, but
Speaker 2: it hits and it wasn't like all that wild to.
Speaker 1: Your barometer is different Chicago.
Speaker 2: Chicago is egregious, like Chicago. They called it Shiberia that
Speaker 2: one year because the lake almost froze over.
Speaker 1: That's a big ass leake.
Speaker 2: It's a huge lake. And then isn't that see the
Speaker 2: sky view You see how far out of the shoreline
Speaker 2: that it froze. And I was like, oh, yes, this
Speaker 2: is this is actually too cold?
Speaker 1: Is that lake Michigan? Uh, let's see which lake is
Speaker 1: that you lived there for years and don't know.
Speaker 2: I wasn't really paying attention, negro. Let me see one second,
Speaker 2: one second, hold on, I can look it up in
Speaker 2: a moment. Not a huge deal. Nobody freak out, No,
Speaker 2: what's freaking out?
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it.
Speaker 2: Everybody calmed down.
Speaker 1: Yeahs Lake Michigan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Lake Michigan.
Speaker 1: Why do you not know that?
Speaker 2: Because you know it's a it's a great lake. So
Speaker 2: I would just say the great lake.
Speaker 1: You would just not pick at the lake.
Speaker 2: I just would pick the lake. I'd be like, you know,
Speaker 2: a great lake right over there.
Speaker 1: Because there's Lake Michigan. There's Eerie, there's Huron. Mm uh.
Speaker 1: Which what's what's what's the superior? Which I think is
Speaker 1: you know, being just a little full of yourself. What's
Speaker 1: this other bitch called Ontario?
Speaker 2: You never met him? You never met him. Maybe it
Speaker 2: is superior.
Speaker 1: Maybe it is, maybe it ain't. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't work here. What I'm saying is Chicago is the
Speaker 1: fact that you even survived. Like one of my friends,
Speaker 1: who's a thin man, moved to Chicago a couple of
Speaker 1: years ago, and I was really worried about him. I
Speaker 1: was like, you're gonna have to get ankle weights. It
Speaker 1: was like, why, I said, because the wind has a name,
Speaker 1: You're gonna get blown down the street like tumbleweed. So
Speaker 1: you're Nigerian not made for this. You're not made for
Speaker 1: that we're not even supposed to be here. Like you
Speaker 1: know the joke that I have on my half hour
Speaker 1: I talk about like black people were not supposed to
Speaker 1: be here, m h. Because we're not supposed to fucking
Speaker 1: be here. Bro, this ain't this, ain't this ain't snow hair.
Speaker 1: That's why I don't trust these Yankee niggas, because they'd
Speaker 1: be out here like yo, I fuck with snow like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: just to get your jeans. Nigga, this doesn't make no sense.
Speaker 1: You can't trust these Yankees. You cannot trust these snow niggas.
Speaker 1: You can't. No, It's beautiful for two days and then
Speaker 1: it shuts your fight. Snow is great and then you
Speaker 1: know what happens in New York. This is what happens
Speaker 1: in New York. You just watch the layers of snow
Speaker 1: and just the amount of dog shit that shows up
Speaker 1: all this other like you're just watching trash show up.
Speaker 1: Is what happens when snow melts in New York. Okay,
Speaker 1: dirty snow, yellow stoke, just ice just to snow. Like
Speaker 1: That's why I was when that bomb cyclone hit. I
Speaker 1: was like, this is a blizzard. Why are we not
Speaker 1: calling this a blizzard. This is just a bunch of
Speaker 1: fucking snow. Yes, I'm fully aware that summertime maybe the
Speaker 1: time of the hurricane. I'm aware the hurricane season starts
Speaker 1: in August.
Speaker 2: And runs until about what October. Remember, look so technically
Speaker 2: fall it could be fallse fault. I'm not stressing. I'm
Speaker 2: not stressing that summer is hurricane season or anything. All
Speaker 2: I'm saying is that the heat wave. I'd be interested
Speaker 2: in what kills more people? Is that the heat wave
Speaker 2: or is it the potential blizzards?
Speaker 1: And I can tell you that in a lot of
Speaker 1: states you are not allowed to cut people's gas or
Speaker 1: power off in the wintertime. It was funny. I used
Speaker 1: to work with this power company in Florida years ago
Speaker 1: and there was a big freeze that happened in Florida.
Speaker 1: Remember the year we didn't have any tomatoes, like every
Speaker 1: like fast with the places like we got a tomatoes.
Speaker 1: There's a big freeze in Florida. The price of oranges
Speaker 1: shot up, and the prices in tomatoes were fucking gone.
Speaker 1: The price of orange just shot the fuck up because
Speaker 1: it was a huge freeze in Florida. And like I
Speaker 1: the last time there was a big freeze in Florida.
Speaker 1: I was living in Florida, and to see people in
Speaker 1: Miami who have never felt forty degrees have to deal
Speaker 1: with forty degrees was a wild thing. But you're not
Speaker 1: allowed to cut people's So people were calling and like, hey,
Speaker 1: you're not allowed to turn my power off. It's the
Speaker 1: wintertime and it's freezing. And I was like, well, ma'am,
Speaker 1: technically that's not a law in your state, I say,
Speaker 1: because it's never been cold enough to pass that law.
Speaker 1: So it's not.
Speaker 2: Enough to kill you, right, we're.
Speaker 1: Turning your lights off. Your lights are already off. I'll try,
Speaker 1: but technically this law is not apply to you because
Speaker 1: you don't live in Detroit. Concrete hot. It's a different
Speaker 1: kind of hot. Also, there's no trees to absorb like
Speaker 1: city hots. Different there's no trees to absorb any heat.
Speaker 1: There's no real wind coming through nature to alleviate any
Speaker 1: of it. Like all the wind that you get in
Speaker 1: New York in the fall in the wintertime is wind
Speaker 1: that you needed in the summer, Okay, to give some relief.
Speaker 1: That's how you know. It's just we're not supposed to
Speaker 1: be here, like, honestly, we throw all these buildings up,
Speaker 1: made everything fucking hot. Like I remember as a kid
Speaker 1: watching David Letterman and when I would see the joke like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's hot enough to cook a egg on the sidewalk,
Speaker 1: And then David Medelan was like what I'd say, it
Speaker 1: was like the nineties, any little loop put an egg
Speaker 1: on sidewalk and it was like sunnyside up.
Speaker 2: And I was like, this is this is clearly a
Speaker 2: bad place.
Speaker 1: Then clearly you're literally making breakfast on concrete, Like this
Speaker 1: ship is not great. She should throw some home fries
Speaker 1: next to that bitch. So it's summertime here is different
Speaker 1: than summertime other places, because it's like it's just not.
Speaker 2: Right, like all of your like just being I mean,
Speaker 2: the humidity for me in Louisiana during the summer was
Speaker 2: what killed me.
Speaker 1: It was like, that's because you always have pants and
Speaker 1: long sleeve shirts on, probably.
Speaker 2: Even when I was just like when I was young
Speaker 2: and I wore shorts even then.
Speaker 1: It was so ugly the things I just made. Did
Speaker 1: you see that? Like it just a mes hard.
Speaker 2: I was looking down. I didn't see you at all.
Speaker 1: It was just your This man said what I wore sure.
Speaker 2: Back in those days when I wore shorts, it was
Speaker 2: just it was still like walking through hot water.
Speaker 1: The humidity in Louisiana is a different is a different boost.
Speaker 1: It's a difference to Joasha. That's that's a different campaign.
Speaker 1: Because the humidity in Miami, I'm fully aware of, will
Speaker 1: just really I don't care how many Dominicans you go
Speaker 1: to that blowout if you don't get it in that state.
Speaker 1: I've took an Atlanta blowout to Miami and it did
Speaker 1: not make it. My hair swollen up like one of
Speaker 1: those fucking magic washcloths. Oh good girl, hair is done, though.
Speaker 1: You got to get your hair done in that humidity
Speaker 1: to fight that humidity. But the thing is when you
Speaker 1: live somewhere as humid, your skin ooh mm hmm. Beach,
Speaker 1: because that's what fucked me up. When I moved to
Speaker 1: La it was so dry, and I grew up in
Speaker 1: places with humanity. I had scabs on my face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I will say here during the winter, it
Speaker 2: does get extra.
Speaker 1: Dry, oh all of the things you applied to your face.
Speaker 1: But it was also really dry on a lake. Because
Speaker 1: I remember talking to one of my friends and she
Speaker 1: just looked at me. She was like, bitches ass, like
Speaker 1: everything's dry at all of it.
Speaker 2: The last thing I'll say about winter and then its
Speaker 2: defense is that I think that there's some things that
Speaker 2: can be debunked as summer things. All right, all all
Speaker 2: you really need for some good barbecue.
Speaker 1: I knew you were gonna mention a barbecue. I knew
Speaker 1: you was. Don't mention a barbequee.
Speaker 2: Is to know how to barbecue and to have the ingredients.
Speaker 2: You don't actually need sun to barbecue.
Speaker 1: Do you want to sit out? So you're saying, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: I think the act of barbecuing and having a barbecue
Speaker 1: are two different things. Okay, you can cook meat on
Speaker 1: a grill, yeah, year round, but having a bunch of
Speaker 1: people come over to your house to enjoy grilled meats
Speaker 1: is easier. I've been to barbecues in the winter time
Speaker 1: and they don't hit the same now barbecue in the
Speaker 1: fall early, where like when it comes nighttime and there's
Speaker 1: just like that, it's like crisp in the air, somebody
Speaker 1: will start a fire or something like that that I
Speaker 1: can fux with, right, okay, Because a barbecue is something
Speaker 1: that goes all day and everybody knows the temperature drops
Speaker 1: at night regardless most of the time. So a barbecue
Speaker 1: when it's cold, it's like, bro, it was already cold
Speaker 1: when the sun was out. Now you want me to
Speaker 1: hold this chicken leg when it's even colder. So you're saying,
Speaker 1: I understand eating barbecue and eating indoors in the winter time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but standing outside eating potato salad, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1: It's too cold.
Speaker 2: But it's not about it's not about being outside for me.
Speaker 2: For me, sometimes the outside is to the detriment of
Speaker 2: the barbecue. Sometimes it's so hot that I'm actually not
Speaker 2: having fun at this barbecue waiting for the meat to cook.
Speaker 1: There's a time and place used to be in your house,
Speaker 1: and there's a time and place to be in these streets.
Speaker 1: And I know we're coming to the time in this
Speaker 1: trash ass city where it's gonna be a lot up
Speaker 1: in the house. And that's why I got a knitting machine,
Speaker 1: because that's why Josh Johnson's finished. I'll be out here
Speaker 1: in a nice beanie and a fresh pair of mittens.
Speaker 1: So do you want the poof at the top, Because
Speaker 1: I can make it. I can make it where it's
Speaker 1: like a real cool guy beanie where there's no little
Speaker 1: kid poof at the top, or we can have you
Speaker 1: out here being poof Johnson.
Speaker 2: I mean I would, I would honestly take the no poof.
Speaker 2: And I don't know if this is too much to ask,
Speaker 2: but can the inner lining be satin?
Speaker 1: I will figure that out for you, friend, because I.
Speaker 2: Because then if it's already satin in the oof, I'm
Speaker 2: wearing it like every day, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I'll figure that out. I'll figure that out. I'll figure
Speaker 1: out how to make that happen for you, because I
Speaker 1: need to make that happen for me. And I don't
Speaker 1: care if I gotta buy a bonnet it's so it inside,
Speaker 1: because that might be the easiest way to do it.
Speaker 1: It just gets the biggest size satin bonnets and sew
Speaker 1: them inside these heads.
Speaker 2: Look, we want to kick it to you, the listener.
Speaker 2: Tell us what you think, because this is the first
Speaker 2: episode where I can confidently say that there is going
Speaker 2: to be a Part two extension, because once we get
Speaker 2: to beach houses versus cabins, that's that's the in my mind,
Speaker 2: the continuation. We're doing like a mountain cabin.
Speaker 1: Beach versus mountains, all the things you can do with
Speaker 1: that their beach versus the things you do. Listen, I've
Speaker 1: been say.
Speaker 2: I described it with hat in your heart. I understand
Speaker 2: your bias are of course, this is the verse.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's fine, it's fine. You know. I said my fig
Speaker 2: like you were crazy. I said my thing like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, beach houses or the beach or and then
Speaker 2: you you had the inflection. I heard it. You had
Speaker 2: the inflection in there like whatever you do.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm all about expression. Okay, you know, I
Speaker 1: am all about telling and like it is. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so we'll kick it over to the listener. Because if
Speaker 1: you have been keeping score, johnsh is wrong a lot.
Speaker 2: First of all. First of all, first of all, check yourself,
Speaker 2: all right, check check yourself, be check myself. You check.
Speaker 2: You should blue check yourself.
Speaker 1: That's another one usual blue. I should be verified because
Speaker 1: what you tell me, because I'm so wrong, I'm so
Speaker 1: inappropriate for what I'm doing right now that I need
Speaker 1: to get blue jacked.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, because here's the thing. Yeah, sometimes sometimes you win,
Speaker 2: even I can admit it, all right, But sometimes it's
Speaker 2: real close, all right, it's it's very close, and then
Speaker 2: you still take a w like it's just old to you,
Speaker 2: like you just know it for sure, and it's not.
Speaker 2: It's not always that. I feel like I'm pretty gracious
Speaker 2: when I'm right, you know, I feel like I'm I
Speaker 2: feel like I don't even bring it up really, you know.
Speaker 2: And then and then sometimes what have you been right?
Speaker 1: Givey wants that?
Speaker 2: I think I was pretty right for staycation versus vacation.
Speaker 2: I think I think I was on point. I think
Speaker 2: I came with facts. I think I came with figures
Speaker 2: and figurines.
Speaker 1: All right, you know what, I'm so happy about it.
Speaker 1: Now you're just trying to start to sound like me,
Speaker 1: and yeah, yeah, it's just ridiculous.
Speaker 2: And the last thing I'll say about this, because we're
Speaker 2: gonna we're gonna do this extra episode to extend it.
Speaker 2: So if you don't even have an opinion yet and
Speaker 2: you really want to be swayed, you can.
Speaker 1: Let me know that.
Speaker 2: You can let me know, Hey, Josh, you you did
Speaker 2: your best, but you're really gonna have to bring it
Speaker 2: in the next one because I'm leaning towards summer. I understand,
Speaker 2: all right, But the last thing I'll say about summer
Speaker 2: versus winter is. Summer is about a lot of payoff.
Speaker 2: You know, you're out in the world. You're getting to
Speaker 2: see your friends, go on vacation, stuff like that. The winter,
Speaker 2: the wintertime is about the grind, all right. It's about
Speaker 2: staying home. It's about staying home. It's about no days off,
Speaker 2: it's about doing. It's about doing what the other people
Speaker 2: don't see because you're inside grinding. Okay, I was.
Speaker 1: I was in La.
Speaker 2: I was talking to some friends while I was in La,
Speaker 2: and I was telling them about the grind, you know,
Speaker 2: And I was telling them about the no days off,
Speaker 2: and it's like, look, you need to work until you
Speaker 2: can't work anymore. And if you have a heart attack,
Speaker 2: that means your heart was a quitter and it couldn't
Speaker 2: grind hard enough. All right, So stay warm, stay grinding,
Speaker 2: and stay winny. Okay. You if you want to be
Speaker 2: a summertime bug, I get that too, all right. I
Speaker 2: get I get you want to flap your wings and
Speaker 2: fly and go all the places and stuff. But if
Speaker 2: you really care about the grind, that's a wintertime thing.
Speaker 2: The winter isn't always fun. Sometimes it's hard, and you
Speaker 2: need hard to grind you into the diamond that you
Speaker 2: are when it's cold outside, you want to be a
Speaker 2: frozen diamond or you want to be a like warm, warm,
Speaker 2: little bikini top. You know what I'm saying, Like, what
Speaker 2: do you really want to your life? Okay?
Speaker 3: I hate you?
Speaker 2: Just this has been holed up, which you've never fully
Speaker 2: explained the entire title of the show because it's hold up, sure,
Speaker 2: but really it's hold up? Are you grinding? Okay? Hold up?
Speaker 2: Are you trying to take your life to the next level?
Speaker 1: Josh? Josh, Ladies and gentlemen, hev.
Speaker 2: They I'm doing my best out here to bring you
Speaker 2: the great points and the way in which you can
Speaker 2: elevate your life. Okay. All you need to do to
Speaker 2: get the rest of the blueprint is by my book.
Speaker 2: It's on Amazon right now, self published because I'll really
Speaker 2: work with publishers because I'm on to grind. Okay did
Speaker 2: they tell me no? Sure, but they also missed out
Speaker 2: on opportunity to grind with me all the way up.
Speaker 2: So give us your summertime wintertime thoughts. All right, put
Speaker 2: your grinds on social where we could see a comment
Speaker 2: on any hold up content that you see on the
Speaker 2: Daily show pages. They're gonna be on YouTube, Facebook, Twitter,
Speaker 2: We're grinding all day. It's on every platform. If we're
Speaker 2: not on that platform, that means that platform really didn't
Speaker 2: popping like that.
Speaker 1: And if you can find it in your heart to
Speaker 1: send Joshson message to let him know he's a fucking miscreant.
Speaker 2: At least miscreated.
Speaker 1: Okay, listen by Josh Joseph's book, Grind That You Die.
Speaker 1: I wrote the forward for it because he wouldn't stop
Speaker 1: calling me. And let's just it's illegal in fifteen states,
Speaker 1: so just because the.
Speaker 2: Fifteen stints aren't motivated, Okay.
Speaker 1: And he also believes in child labor, so which I
Speaker 1: don't wholly disagree with.
Speaker 2: Look, let the kids grind, hey man, Not every kid's
Speaker 2: going to college, bro, Let the kids work.
Speaker 1: Not every kids going to college. Do they need to
Speaker 1: be in a factory at the age of nine. No,
Speaker 1: but put some hot but a man, put some step
Speaker 1: ladders here, these coffee making machines and the Starbucks and
Speaker 1: get these kids. I'm so not one hundred percent serious.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I've been working since I was nine
Speaker 1: years old. And look at me, m h, look at me.
Speaker 1: Look at this grind I'm doing okay. Yeah, my mama
Speaker 1: hasn't worked since twenty eighteen because I've been working on you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see get the Flint administration. Okay, because I've been
Speaker 2: I've been grinding, all right. I've been grinding since I
Speaker 2: was four years old. And what do I have to
Speaker 2: show for only two loans?
Speaker 1: Okay, ladies and jentlemen, thank you so much for listening
Speaker 1: to Hold Up. Josh Johnson doesn't really have a book.
Speaker 1: Please don't go looking for it on Amazon.
Speaker 2: You will end up buying someone else's book.
Speaker 1: And yes, grind till you die. I promise you you
Speaker 1: can find it. So listen to hold Up. Go see
Speaker 1: me and Josh Johnson in the places that we're gonna
Speaker 1: be follow us on social media's I guess we have
Speaker 1: to tell you. It's Dual Say Sloan at dul Say
Speaker 1: Sloan on all of the social platforms, including Tumblr, if
Speaker 1: that's even still around. Do you have a Geocity's website?
Speaker 1: If you do keep it, it's probably going to be
Speaker 1: the last part of the Internet when all this falls apart.
Speaker 1: Josh Jedediah Johnson.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you can find me at Josh Johnson Comedy
Speaker 2: on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube, and at Josh Johnson on Twitter.
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