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Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with duy

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Speaker 1: is no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight

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Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,

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Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy away.

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Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Jubles phone taps, what eight hundred day?

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Speaker 1: Can you go? Outsiders? Tous? Gina? Well, hello, Gina, Hi,

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Speaker 1: how can I help you? That's an interesting question. I

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Speaker 1: recently ordered some clothes from your establishment, and I am

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Speaker 1: extremely disappointed. Okay, well, I'm really sorry to hear that.

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Speaker 1: What how are you? Are you? Are you though? Yes?

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Speaker 1: What seems to be the problem, Well, nothing fits, not

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Speaker 1: even remotely clothes. Okay, I'm so sorry. What would you

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Speaker 1: mind just being more specific? Were they the wrong size?

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Speaker 1: Or not only were they the wrong size, but they're

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Speaker 1: the entirely wrong species? Excuse me? I tried putting them

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Speaker 1: on Hector and there was literally no way to get

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Speaker 1: his wings through the sleeves, no way at all. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm not really following you with my eagle, Hector. The

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Speaker 1: clothes don't fit him at all? Do your eagles? Yes,

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Speaker 1: you know the birds that you claim to make clothing

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Speaker 1: for um, sir, We don't make clothes for eagles. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, don't sass me. Your store is called Eagle Outfitters,

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Speaker 1: and you're trying to tell me it's not a store

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Speaker 1: for eagle clothes. It's the name of the store. I know.

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Speaker 1: It's the name of the store. That is my point.

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Speaker 1: That's why I was excited to purchase some cardigans and

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Speaker 1: a nice leather jacket for my eagle. He has a

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Speaker 1: big date this weekend. Nothing to wear. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: mate him and I need him to look his best.

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Speaker 1: You own, you own him eagles. I own four eagles.

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Speaker 1: But the eagle we're talking about here is named Hector.

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? Are you? Are you serious? Sir? Do

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Speaker 1: I sound like I'm Joe? No, I'm I'm okay. I

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Speaker 1: want to help you, really I do. I We don't

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Speaker 1: sell clothes for eagles or birds. It's for people. Excuse me, Yeah, sir,

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Speaker 1: it's a brand name. It's not literal. I'm sorry for

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Speaker 1: the misunderstanding with the with the name, but it's not

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Speaker 1: for That's ridiculous. Tell me something. Why would you name

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Speaker 1: the store Eagle Outfitters if you don't actually outfit Eagles.

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Speaker 1: Don't you think that's false advertising? I think I have

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Speaker 1: a kid. I don't. I didn't. I didn't select the

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Speaker 1: name of the store. I just work here, and that's

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Speaker 1: that's just the store's name. I don't think they're trying

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Speaker 1: to exactly. Yes, that's the store's name, and a store's

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Speaker 1: name tells customers what you buy there, creates and Beryl sells,

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Speaker 1: creates and barrels, Burger King sells burgers. Simple, Well, sir,

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Speaker 1: with all due respect to what you're saying, I think

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Speaker 1: you know Banana Republic doesn't sell bananas. Oh okay, Wisenheimer,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna just make up store names now to try

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Speaker 1: and play me as a fool. Is that what you're doing? Oh? Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna make it. That's a real store. There's

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Speaker 1: another one in our mall. If you've been to our mall,

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Speaker 1: Banana Republic, yes, and you're telling me they don't sell bananas? No,

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Speaker 1: then what do they sell? Se so close for bananas? Look,

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Speaker 1: what are you trying to pull here? I have never

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Speaker 1: seen a clothing store for bananas. Bananas don't wear clothes.

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Speaker 1: They already have little clothes outside of their inside. Please,

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Speaker 1: I don't know you. I'm just an employee and I

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Speaker 1: don't know what to tell you. How about would you

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Speaker 1: like to just speak to my manager about this? I

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Speaker 1: would like to speak to your ranking ornithologist. Please, what

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Speaker 1: you're ranking ornithologist? Oh my god? You know a person

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Speaker 1: who's an expert on birds like eagles? I would like

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Speaker 1: to talk to them, because I don't feel like you're

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Speaker 1: telling so we don't have an eagle expert. It's a

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Speaker 1: clothing store for people. I keep me more queer than that.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's for humans. It's human clothes. Well why

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Speaker 1: don't you name it human outfitters then, so people like

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Speaker 1: me don't get confused? You know, that's a great question,

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Speaker 1: and I just I apologize that I really cannot rename

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Speaker 1: the store for you. I'm sorry. Well, now I'm out

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Speaker 1: a bunch of money and I've got a big box

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Speaker 1: of clothes with big holes in it. Now right, okay? Well,

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Speaker 1: I can't do anything else for you. I would love to.

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Speaker 1: All I can suggest is that you bring the clothes

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Speaker 1: back to the store and maybe it's get a refund

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Speaker 1: or some store credit. But how about you just let

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Speaker 1: me talk to your boyfriend Nathan. Then he'll know exactly

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Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Is he there? I'm sorry, who

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Speaker 1: did you say you were? What was your name? My

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Speaker 1: name is actually Jewel from brook and Jewel in the

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Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you and your boyfriend

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Speaker 1: Nathan set you up. I'm confused. What is this? It's

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. Your boyfriend Nathan said that you

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Speaker 1: just started this brand new job and you want to

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Speaker 1: to prank you. It's a joke. Oh my god. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: oh thank god. Welcome to your new job. Oh thank you.

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Speaker 1: Even if you don't sell the thing that you actually

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Speaker 1: advertise that you sell, Yeah, okay, I guess we're gonna

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Speaker 1: get some close reactor for you that all right. Now,

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Speaker 1: I'm off to call Banana Republic because I've got some

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Speaker 1: business to deal with there now too. I'm sure it

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Speaker 1: would be surprised by their inventory.