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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's the Loser Line.

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Speaker 2: Good, just call me back.

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Speaker 4: It's a special Halloween themed edition of the Loser Line today,

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Speaker 4: meaning every voicemail we received is from someone who met

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Speaker 4: a random hotty this past weekend while attending a Halloween party.

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Speaker 2: There's so many parties.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, some sort of spooky themed event.

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Speaker 1: So I think Brooke gave out the loser Line a

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Speaker 1: couple of times. Could be if you ran into a

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Speaker 1: guy who used this pickup line on you. Hey, girl,

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Speaker 1: I'm not dressed as a ghost this year, but you

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Speaker 1: can still get under my sheets.

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Speaker 5: Like that.

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Speaker 1: Make sure you tell him he gives you the creeps,

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Speaker 1: but in the good Halloween way, and then show him

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Speaker 1: all of your.

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Speaker 3: Bedbug bites as you hand him the number to the

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Speaker 3: Loser Line.

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Speaker 1: So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we could

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Speaker 1: play on the air, voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 2: Hey, is this Anna? This is a voicemail.

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Speaker 6: Of course you can't answer, so let's let me just

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Speaker 6: try this. Okay, Sorry, let me start again.

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Speaker 1: You.

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Speaker 2: I was there at the Haunted Forest this weekend and

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Speaker 2: one of the other cast members gave me your number

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Speaker 2: because I don't know if you remember this, but when

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Speaker 2: I was walking through the maze, you whispered in my

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Speaker 2: ear something like don't go. And I'm just wondering, did

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Speaker 2: you mean don't go as like as in like you

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Speaker 2: wanted me to stay close to you because you thought

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Speaker 2: I was cute, or did you say don't go as

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Speaker 2: in part of the haunted house skit. I don't know.

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Speaker 6: It's probably a skit thing, but I just wasn't sure,

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Speaker 6: and I thought you were really cute, and I felt

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Speaker 6: something because I didn't see you say that to anyone else,

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Speaker 6: and I thought, I don't know, maybe you're into me,

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Speaker 6: which is cool because I've never did it an actress before.

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Speaker 6: Actually I've never dated a lot of anyone before. So yeah, like,

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Speaker 6: you know, let me know if you get this.

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Speaker 7: Seriously, women can't do anything without dudes thinking that they're

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Speaker 7: hitting on them.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, ye mixed messaging there.

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Speaker 1: Really, it's like, bro, did you see that zombie girl.

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Speaker 1: She was making eye contact with me the whole time

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Speaker 1: she was eating that bucket of eyeballs. Apparently all the

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Speaker 1: actors in haunted houses now have to say your losers,

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Speaker 1: you know, to make it clear and.

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Speaker 3: That's even scarier as a man to hear. Yeah, they

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Speaker 3: should go with that, or.

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Speaker 7: I'm just like, yeah, I know, hid I met you

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Speaker 7: at the pumpkin patch. You paid for me and my

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Speaker 7: friends is like apple cider, and so I just wanted

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Speaker 7: to thank you. But anyway, we're doing a pumpkin carving

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Speaker 7: party coming up and I wanted to invite you to

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Speaker 7: be my date. I think it's going to be really fun,

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Speaker 7: but I need a partner who can do the cutting

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Speaker 7: part with the pumpkin because well it's a long story,

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Speaker 7: but I'm not allowed to use knives anymore. But it'll

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Speaker 7: be really fun. I'll share you on. Anyways, it's going

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Speaker 7: to be great and hopefully your next Thursday night is

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Speaker 7: going to be spent with me.

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Speaker 8: Bye. That's one of those too many details situation.

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Speaker 1: And what do you do?

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Speaker 3: Do you lock up all your knives in you invite

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Speaker 3: her over?

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Speaker 1: No, Well, is it a personal rule that she's not

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Speaker 1: allowed to use her knives or is.

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Speaker 3: That like a legal issue?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, directed cutting the pumpkin is the worst part of

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Speaker 7: the process, so you know, run for him.

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Speaker 1: Another place that we've stopped using knives is on our

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Speaker 1: TikTok at broken Jeffery. After our seventh hospital visit, We've decided,

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Speaker 1: you know what, let's cut this out. We're just going

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Speaker 1: to stick to the plastic knives, not the deadly ones anymore,

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Speaker 1: and we post other spooky content on there for Halloween,

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Speaker 1: which is coming up on October thirty.

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Speaker 3: First, where we will reveal our group costume for the years.

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Speaker 1: Will it be the sexy Seven Wonders of the World.

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Speaker 1: I just unvaulted that costume idea as a new possibility

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Speaker 1: ult after.

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Speaker 3: Welted which one do you want to be? I want

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Speaker 3: to show people my hanging gardens of Babylon.

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Speaker 6: Sexy is I.

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Speaker 3: Think that's a poison. It's hot, is what it is.

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Speaker 3: Now let's get back to the glipse.

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Speaker 5: Molly A. I'm the guy who met at the costume

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Speaker 5: shop Marie. You know brown hair, the calf muffle. I uh.

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Speaker 5: I wanted to thank you first off for helping me

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Speaker 5: in addressing room when I was trying on that mystery

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Speaker 5: incredible outfit that it was really tight. That's why I

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Speaker 5: decided to wear it out of the store. And this

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Speaker 5: is kind of embarrassing. I don't even like calling you

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Speaker 5: to even ask this, but I can't get it off.

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Speaker 5: I live alone. I don't have anybody to help me,

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Speaker 5: and realistically, I'm it's cutting off our circulation that I'm

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Speaker 5: even having trouble breathing. Look it stuck in this thing

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Speaker 5: for like five hours, and I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 5: I got to work in the morning. I need somebody

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Speaker 5: to help me put this dag d thing off. I'm

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Speaker 5: hoping you can come by when you with some scissors,

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Speaker 5: razorblade something. I need some body to help me get

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Speaker 5: this off of me, please.

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Speaker 8: Next message, Oh man.

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Speaker 3: Where's crazy nice girl when you need her.

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Speaker 8: Him?

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Speaker 3: In a second?

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Speaker 6: She's not allowed to use nice.

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Speaker 3: That's a problem in an emergency, Dude.

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Speaker 7: That man honestly sounded like he couldn't bend down and

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Speaker 7: cut it himself.

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Speaker 8: Hey, Sarah, it's from the Halloween party last night, wink.

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Speaker 8: I know you had a request. You wanted me to

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Speaker 8: call with you and talk dirty to you about your costume.

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Speaker 8: But I've never done this before, so you are gonna

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Speaker 8: have to be patients. You not a little crayon. You

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Speaker 8: were so orange, an orange juicy little crayon. You like

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Speaker 8: a tall glass of orange juice, just so orange. I

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Speaker 8: just want to squeeze you and drink you all up, girl,

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Speaker 8: But you're a crayon, so I can't do that. So

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Speaker 8: I guess I'll just have to peel off that rapper

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Speaker 8: get to that waxy center orange all over me. Girl.

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Speaker 8: I don't even know what else to say, because I've

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Speaker 8: never talked dirty about a crayon before, but I know

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Speaker 8: I want to. I want to just color with you

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Speaker 8: all night.

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Speaker 3: What a promt? Sounds like he's gonna color outside the lines?

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Speaker 1: Can anybody else do that with their actual crayons growing

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Speaker 1: up as a kid, Never like them short and stubby

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Speaker 1: like that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, good job due whoever came it, especially as a

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Speaker 3: crayon with your costume. Ten out of ten.

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Speaker 1: With that suggestion, listen to the Loser Line regularly at

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Speaker 1: this time every week, and make sure you subscribe to

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Speaker 1: the Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel where you can listen

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Speaker 1: to all of our Loser Lines, second dates, and phone tabs.

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Speaker 1: Right there, we got a phone tap coming up right

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Speaker 1: after

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Speaker 2: This Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,