1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:05,760 Speaker 1: Well, come back to another episode about me this I'm 2 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:12,239 Speaker 1: your host once again. Kevina like, yes that, Hey, I'm 3 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:16,560 Speaker 1: thrilled me back? Are you kidding? Are you dude? The fun? 4 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 1: But I digress. Let's make an artimist shower, no particular order. 5 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:26,120 Speaker 1: Let's welcome Chris Alvorado Walt Climber to the stars. What's 6 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:31,280 Speaker 1: the third thing people get wrong about you? They? Um, 7 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:38,160 Speaker 1: they assume I'm just white. I'm I'm I'm I'm white, 8 00:00:38,159 --> 00:00:41,640 Speaker 1: which is fair, which is because I appear to be white. Yeah, 9 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:44,159 Speaker 1: you want to help them, uh stair clear of the 10 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:49,080 Speaker 1: Caucasian title. Well, now, I mean I get it, I 11 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:51,320 Speaker 1: get it. No one's but they do get it wrong. 12 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,640 Speaker 1: But that's not their fault. That's not their fault. But 13 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:55,320 Speaker 1: you know, my father is a small brown man who 14 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:57,240 Speaker 1: I love very much. His name is I don't need 15 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:00,320 Speaker 1: to see his name, but you know he's throwing eras. 16 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:03,640 Speaker 1: These are the jungles of Hunduras. So, um, I don't 17 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:06,280 Speaker 1: think you need to say jungle. Yeah, well that's true, 18 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:08,399 Speaker 1: that's true. That's just well, thanks for coming out. You know, 19 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 1: it took Luis c k a lot longer to come 20 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:15,080 Speaker 1: out as uh, any sort of Latin blood. That's right, 21 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:19,040 Speaker 1: that's right, lengths to uh alter his name. It felt 22 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,760 Speaker 1: like two And then it turns out there some other 23 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:24,800 Speaker 1: issues as well. So thank you. Yeah, we don't. That's 24 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:26,560 Speaker 1: the only thing we share we have in common is 25 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:29,959 Speaker 1: that we're viractional. Is it? Is it? The only thank you? 26 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 1: Both are writers. There we go when we're looking for 27 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:36,080 Speaker 1: and now are weekly dose of Craig Katkowski Kako. What 28 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:41,520 Speaker 1: is your favorite Thanksgiving meal item? And why? I gotta 29 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:47,120 Speaker 1: say stuffing? Yeah? For what? For whatever reason? I need 30 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:53,000 Speaker 1: a little more uh specificity the kind of stuffing? Um, 31 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:56,320 Speaker 1: I mean what you it's gonna have a lot of 32 00:01:56,360 --> 00:02:00,200 Speaker 1: gravy on it. It's I don't I don't mind you 33 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:05,480 Speaker 1: hate you hate stuffing. What you want is a gravy boat? 34 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:08,160 Speaker 1: Do you want a gravy delivery system? I guess it's gravy. 35 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:12,560 Speaker 1: I guess there's one thing you can't leave out. It's 36 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:16,480 Speaker 1: gravy because it goes over everything. I'm I'm only teasing 37 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:19,400 Speaker 1: because I am so like minded. I love stuffing. It's 38 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:22,840 Speaker 1: my favorite item. But without gravy, there's something missing. Yeah, 39 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,200 Speaker 1: they gotta go to go. Yeah, yeah, Well thank you 40 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:31,640 Speaker 1: for that. Sure you say hello to Caroline Cutter. Carol, 41 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:35,839 Speaker 1: when you go to the movie theater, what are your 42 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:40,519 Speaker 1: seat and food selection? Well, I hate to say this, 43 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:43,400 Speaker 1: but I started going to Alamo Drafthouse. You guys ever 44 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 1: been there? It's like, okay, you should all go. There's 45 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,000 Speaker 1: one in downtown l A. And if you're listening there 46 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:56,040 Speaker 1: throughout the country, and you can order like full food there, 47 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:59,519 Speaker 1: like meals, but not in like a way that's disgusting, 48 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:03,359 Speaker 1: in a way that it's actually good. Um, so that's 49 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,640 Speaker 1: what I want. I want like they have like pizzas too, though, 50 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:07,400 Speaker 1: which I'm not going to be eating a fucking pizza 51 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:11,320 Speaker 1: in the movies, So I'll do like some juicy tenders, 52 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:15,959 Speaker 1: maybe some chicken tenders, and yeah, they've gotta be juicy. 53 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 1: And then in terms of seats, I really just don't 54 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:23,400 Speaker 1: like being on the aisle, but I'll go anywhere else. Okay, 55 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:28,960 Speaker 1: So I need you in really quick, Caroline. I haven't 56 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,320 Speaker 1: seen you in a long time. Caroline. I need to 57 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:34,359 Speaker 1: tell you that my fiance Jessica Low is probably the 58 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:38,160 Speaker 1: biggest Caroline Cotter fan in the world. She cannot stop 59 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 1: talking about you. She thinks you're the funniest person in 60 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,720 Speaker 1: the world and she just loves you. Well, she can 61 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 1: start the fucking fan club, because I think that there 62 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:50,000 Speaker 1: needs to be I think this, I need to monetize it, 63 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:53,200 Speaker 1: I need to get this out. And I think having 64 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:56,040 Speaker 1: someone who's like a million times more successful than me 65 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:58,720 Speaker 1: be my fan I think is maybe that's kind of 66 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:03,120 Speaker 1: my way, you know, no pressure, no pressure on her, 67 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:05,040 Speaker 1: but that's I'm kind of putting all my eggs in 68 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 1: that basket. Put her career where her mouth is. That 69 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:13,200 Speaker 1: that's exactly what I means to say. And then there's 70 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:17,920 Speaker 1: James Heeney, Jeffrey Jim Who was your favorite cousin growing up? 71 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:23,560 Speaker 1: And why? Um, well, I had a lot of favorite cousins. God, 72 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:29,040 Speaker 1: that's a hard thing to ask somebody. I think, I 73 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:33,920 Speaker 1: know her name is. I know her name is, but 74 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:38,160 Speaker 1: she's kind of an estranged cousin. I don't I'm not 75 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:42,520 Speaker 1: in contact with her anymore. Uh, wrong story. But she 76 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:46,800 Speaker 1: was my older cousin and she really was very creative. 77 00:04:46,839 --> 00:04:49,320 Speaker 1: So when I played with her as a child, we 78 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:52,279 Speaker 1: would play crazy things that I think kind of inspired 79 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:58,040 Speaker 1: me to do, like improv. Oh shop good, good, good good. 80 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:00,280 Speaker 1: I'm nice to hear. That's what she inspired you to do? 81 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:04,360 Speaker 1: And I asked, too many giblets and your gravy if 82 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:08,280 Speaker 1: you think at least it's Joey Greer blind. Dade bailed on, 83 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:13,839 Speaker 1: what about the first time you felt under a brawl? Oh? Man, 84 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,600 Speaker 1: I guess that it had to be when I was 85 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:20,400 Speaker 1: like walking through Target and I was on shift right, 86 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,880 Speaker 1: and I remember I was just there like, hey, did 87 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,040 Speaker 1: you gotta go stock in the back? And I'm like 88 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:27,640 Speaker 1: a lot of second here, What the hell are these shirts? 89 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,960 Speaker 1: You know? And uh, I was like this is dope 90 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,840 Speaker 1: because there was like like football padding or something to 91 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:37,000 Speaker 1: kind of sports utility equipment, and oh my god. So 92 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:40,039 Speaker 1: I go into the back and there are so many boxes, 93 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:42,919 Speaker 1: so many boxes, and I'm looking at and I'm like, okay, 94 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:44,960 Speaker 1: there's something wrong with one of these because there was 95 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,400 Speaker 1: like this look like somebody had cut something on the 96 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:49,480 Speaker 1: bottom corner of it. Huh, Okay, it turns out we 97 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:56,840 Speaker 1: had a mouse problem. Like crazy, they think you do 98 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:59,680 Speaker 1: you have to say problem or no? First, I'm hearing 99 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 1: any of it. Just your total guess how the holes 100 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,080 Speaker 1: got on the bottom? Crazy? Do you do? You do 101 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:09,640 Speaker 1: you like that idea? You? Okay? Because there it is 102 00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:12,480 Speaker 1: because you are on a wavelength. My man, you were 103 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:16,480 Speaker 1: tapping into something that is so primordial. I've got more. 104 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:22,240 Speaker 1: How do you feel about a massive heart attack? Okay? 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I love you all in your madness. 124 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:32,640 Speaker 1: Order in the court, order, order in the court. Will 125 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:35,960 Speaker 1: not ask for order in my court again. I will 126 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:39,800 Speaker 1: simply dismiss everyone seated in front of me. Now, then 127 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:46,680 Speaker 1: to the defense attorney, I offered this insight before we proceed. 128 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:53,240 Speaker 1: Your tone in my courtroom? Okay, and now you see 129 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:54,960 Speaker 1: do you think that was a riddle? Do you think 130 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:57,040 Speaker 1: he was giving us like a riddle? Hint? Know how 131 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:59,880 Speaker 1: it wants you to stop acting like this when you're 132 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:04,080 Speaker 1: when you're in the room, everything you say is like, oh, 133 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:07,960 Speaker 1: it's like nails on a chark board. Honestly, you're doing 134 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:16,400 Speaker 1: yourself a great disservice. Okay, Um, if I may have 135 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:21,840 Speaker 1: a moment um from the prosecution, Um, judge is first, 136 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:25,720 Speaker 1: I want to ask if you need a lozenge? I do. Okay, 137 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:28,680 Speaker 1: here you go. You just voice sounded a little. I 138 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:31,080 Speaker 1: hear these are good. You might need a bath too. 139 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,880 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Well, uh, if you really he said you 140 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,200 Speaker 1: might need a bath too, I think he was being sarcastic. 141 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:39,360 Speaker 1: That was the different he was talking to me. He 142 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:42,080 Speaker 1: was talking to me, I need a bath. I fell 143 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:50,320 Speaker 1: in some moderatelier m hm. Anyway, Um, as the prosecution 144 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:52,640 Speaker 1: is doing our closing arguments, I just want to point 145 00:08:52,679 --> 00:08:54,480 Speaker 1: out to the jury and the judge and everyone else 146 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:58,319 Speaker 1: in this courtroom that there in the evidence we have 147 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:07,600 Speaker 1: the person defending holding oh nice, standing over the dead body, smiling. Um. 148 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:11,280 Speaker 1: And so, as I've said before, this is a this 149 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:14,599 Speaker 1: is a closed, open and shut, closed done case. You know, 150 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:19,560 Speaker 1: how do you use a book? I know how to read. 151 00:09:19,679 --> 00:09:25,839 Speaker 1: I know how to read. Thank you, okay, and I rest. 152 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:32,280 Speaker 1: That's that's that? Thank you? Rest? Yeah? All right, yes, 153 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:37,120 Speaker 1: and with a defense like to call you witness at 154 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:41,240 Speaker 1: this point, No, I think we're good. No, we're not. 155 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:46,040 Speaker 1: We're not good. We're not good. Actually, we've decided, uh 156 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:48,440 Speaker 1: that the best thing to do is to bring our 157 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:53,480 Speaker 1: defendant up. Chris, get up there. We're gonna we're gonna do. 158 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:57,640 Speaker 1: We're just gonna go through oh what you call a 159 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:02,559 Speaker 1: questioning of Chris. May I just say something, This is 160 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:05,600 Speaker 1: very unusual. I just gave my closing arguments and now 161 00:10:05,679 --> 00:10:09,680 Speaker 1: he's bringing up people. Both of you approached the bench 162 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:14,200 Speaker 1: from both of you approached the bench. Okay, okay, seriously, 163 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,800 Speaker 1: what the fund is happening? Well, your honor. We've been 164 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,920 Speaker 1: waiting for her to close the defense because I don't 165 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:24,880 Speaker 1: want cross examination. I don't want Yeah, but you're familiar 166 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:29,959 Speaker 1: with the legal procedures. Yeah, but my client has what 167 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:33,079 Speaker 1: we call his speech impediment. Okay, I don't think it's 168 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:35,360 Speaker 1: an impediment. I think I can understand him. He just 169 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:39,560 Speaker 1: sounds like an asshole. I'm gonna have to agree as 170 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:42,160 Speaker 1: you guys both agree. But that's the impediment. I'm not 171 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:47,880 Speaker 1: a scientist. I'm not a doctor. I'm not expert. I 172 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:52,079 Speaker 1: got my online degree. Now that she's closed, I'd like 173 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,400 Speaker 1: to bring Chris up and I'd like to just ask 174 00:10:54,480 --> 00:11:00,079 Speaker 1: him some questions. Fine, this is insane, It's not it 175 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:05,200 Speaker 1: is insane. Alright, Chris, we got this. Get up there, 176 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:12,439 Speaker 1: find me. I'm hiding. This is unusual. I'll admit that. 177 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,520 Speaker 1: If everybody would look underneath your bench and see if 178 00:11:15,559 --> 00:11:22,800 Speaker 1: there's a Chris underneath. Oh, oh my god, he's let 179 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,559 Speaker 1: kick me good damn it. Yeah, how did you fit 180 00:11:25,679 --> 00:11:29,120 Speaker 1: under the chair, Chris? I'm going to go through some 181 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:32,760 Speaker 1: some common everyday phrases that you might have to use 182 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:39,600 Speaker 1: in just everyday conversation to be more polite and you're 183 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:44,640 Speaker 1: going to repeat them back to me. Okay, okay, okay, 184 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:52,040 Speaker 1: are you uh? Are you ready? That's the first phrase, 185 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:56,679 Speaker 1: that's the first phrase. Can you repeat after me? Are 186 00:11:56,720 --> 00:12:00,679 Speaker 1: you ready? Repeat after me? No, that's not that's not 187 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:08,960 Speaker 1: the phrase. Um okay, why do you talk so fucking weird? Now? 188 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:12,320 Speaker 1: I know that's just your impediment talking right now. You don't, 189 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,640 Speaker 1: You don't meet so sound rude, but the way the 190 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:18,000 Speaker 1: tone of your voice actually makes it as if you're 191 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:22,120 Speaker 1: saying a rude thing. So I'm sorry, question, I'm sorry. 192 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:25,800 Speaker 1: Why are you sound so fucking weird? Okay, that's good, 193 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:30,280 Speaker 1: your trying variation? Um? Hi, uh, you guys are Chris's parents. 194 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,800 Speaker 1: Thank you so much for coming to meet me after school. 195 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:36,439 Speaker 1: We just have kind of a behavioral issue with Chris. 196 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:40,440 Speaker 1: You do you know what this is making a lot 197 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:43,640 Speaker 1: of sense now. Hearing what you guys are saying. I 198 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:46,040 Speaker 1: think he's picking up your speech patterns and everything he 199 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:52,800 Speaker 1: says sounds very sarcastic and um rude. Um. He makes 200 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:56,559 Speaker 1: comments specifically about my personal appearance, for instance, which I 201 00:12:56,600 --> 00:13:01,080 Speaker 1: think is what you usually look like. Yeah, look at you? Well? 202 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:05,920 Speaker 1: Um no, I I went through a break up, so 203 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:10,120 Speaker 1: it's a little hard right now and a little let's polished, 204 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:13,559 Speaker 1: I guess, and normal. So I don't think this is 205 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:17,079 Speaker 1: appropriate for me to be teaching children, but I want 206 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:19,160 Speaker 1: to let you know the way your son speaks in 207 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,719 Speaker 1: class to me and others is not okay and I 208 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,079 Speaker 1: need to change to come from home first and then 209 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:34,760 Speaker 1: come through the classroom. Well, okay, So is that you 210 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:39,720 Speaker 1: have a great night. Hey Alison, it's Tommy. Listen. I'm sorry. 211 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:42,760 Speaker 1: I've made a horrible mistake. Breaking up with you was 212 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:48,280 Speaker 1: easily the stupidest thing I've ever done, and I just 213 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,760 Speaker 1: regret all of it, and I would like you to 214 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:56,680 Speaker 1: consider uh taking me back and restarting where we left 215 00:13:56,720 --> 00:14:00,839 Speaker 1: off prior to my brain fart. Well, um, thank you. 216 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:04,079 Speaker 1: So it's unexpected to see you here. Yes or no question? 217 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:07,400 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I think I want to say yes. 218 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,240 Speaker 1: But where we left off it was very bad. Um 219 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,720 Speaker 1: you horrible. He took my cat and kicked him out 220 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:17,160 Speaker 1: the window and said that my heart feel. So do 221 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,640 Speaker 1: either of you hear work at Target? Or no? Yeah? 222 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:23,240 Speaker 1: We both do. Actually, did you need something? Yeah? I 223 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:26,760 Speaker 1: wanted to know where the electronic toilets are, so in 224 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:31,560 Speaker 1: the electronic department or is in the bath department? Electronics? Yeah, 225 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:36,880 Speaker 1: I have a great day. I can't believe you switch 226 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,400 Speaker 1: your shift so we would work together today. Well, I 227 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,960 Speaker 1: just needed to confront the whole thing and apologize and 228 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,480 Speaker 1: on my behavior and just let you know and remind 229 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:49,360 Speaker 1: you that cat was an asshole. Um okay, But I 230 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:52,560 Speaker 1: don't think kicking it to its death was a way 231 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,760 Speaker 1: to handle that. But no, no, it certainly wasn't. It 232 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,600 Speaker 1: was a horrible way to handle it. It doesn't take 233 00:14:56,640 --> 00:15:02,680 Speaker 1: any of our teachers working target. Look at this, Let's 234 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:07,960 Speaker 1: work with her. Let's work with her. Um. I just 235 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:16,640 Speaker 1: um oh, he's biting my ankles. Hi, I'm your electro 236 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:20,480 Speaker 1: commode three thousand. Let's say the preferences, all right, it's 237 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:25,120 Speaker 1: at the part you're ready to get started? Yes, I heard, yes? 238 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:31,640 Speaker 1: Do you like to go pee or pooh? Um? Boat? 239 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:36,680 Speaker 1: What do I like to do? That's the question? Both? Yeah? Both? 240 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:48,280 Speaker 1: Are you going pee or pooh? Right now? Yes? How 241 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:51,480 Speaker 1: many squares do you like to use to wipe? Oh? 242 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:53,560 Speaker 1: I thought it's had a little bit day inside it. 243 00:15:53,760 --> 00:16:07,880 Speaker 1: Um let's do are you sure? Yeah, ma'am, ma'am, you 244 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:12,320 Speaker 1: uh aren't allowed to use this this is the display model. 245 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,800 Speaker 1: Well how am I supposed to know if I want 246 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:17,600 Speaker 1: it or not? Well, you can read the box, you 247 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,800 Speaker 1: can talk to the box. I see all these kids 248 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:21,880 Speaker 1: opening up the DVD boxes to make sure that d 249 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:25,000 Speaker 1: ain't scratch. Why can't I use the toilet? Uh? Well, 250 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,120 Speaker 1: because this year you can push the buttons. You can 251 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:30,600 Speaker 1: talk to the starting day. Let me know how the 252 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:37,840 Speaker 1: pressure is good. Oh, you've got pooping. Now. I can't 253 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,640 Speaker 1: just stop pooping, sir. What do you want me to 254 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:44,400 Speaker 1: have a heart attack? Uh? No, please, but this is 255 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:48,120 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've heard you can't stop pooping? Is 256 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:53,920 Speaker 1: that right? That's right? There is no plumbing underneath this. 257 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:58,000 Speaker 1: This just goes on. That's well. Third, it's just that 258 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:06,080 Speaker 1: we ended display. Oh god, Oh you know that Starbucks 259 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:11,440 Speaker 1: right half by the exit that's inside of this target. Yeah, 260 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:14,040 Speaker 1: yes it is. That's where That's what I hate. I 261 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:16,520 Speaker 1: hate one of those cake pops and it's just running 262 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:28,040 Speaker 1: through Men's hard to imagine, but that is. Two comes 263 00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:31,800 Speaker 1: from the house favorite listener Christine Kelly, who wrote this 264 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:37,119 Speaker 1: month's theme is Christmas Scene suggestion. What if the Secret 265 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:42,240 Speaker 1: Service had a secret Santa Jim? Can I see in 266 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:45,879 Speaker 1: my office fleeting. Are you are you? Yeah, step in 267 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,240 Speaker 1: and close the door if you wing. I thought we 268 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,480 Speaker 1: were gonna have a Okay, great, I'll see you guys later. Yep, 269 00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:57,000 Speaker 1: take care of Bobby. I don't think it is. I 270 00:17:57,040 --> 00:18:00,720 Speaker 1: don't think he was running by some ideas for Secret Santa, 271 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,359 Speaker 1: and I was trying to explain the whole idea is 272 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:08,159 Speaker 1: that it's secret and I wanted to get your latest 273 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:12,960 Speaker 1: report on his uh status in the field and whether 274 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,119 Speaker 1: or not he's got a future here with the organization. 275 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:23,000 Speaker 1: On Tommy yeah, uh yeah, you're you're pausing. There is 276 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,400 Speaker 1: pretty much all the answer I need that I'm gonna 277 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:32,160 Speaker 1: push it a little further. Bobby talking because a report 278 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:36,000 Speaker 1: on Bobby Tommy's good. By the way, Tommy's great. Yeah, 279 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:41,560 Speaker 1: Tommy Salton, big big fan. It's Bobby. Uh. It was 280 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:46,240 Speaker 1: in here running by ideas that was caused answer. First 281 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,160 Speaker 1: of all, I thought we'd agreed on a fifteen dollar 282 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:52,480 Speaker 1: cap for Secret Santa. We did, and uh, I think 283 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:55,440 Speaker 1: Bobby wants to go up, up and beyond that. He 284 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,760 Speaker 1: does so, so that's a problem right away. I mean, 285 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,639 Speaker 1: we're we're all in government. Salsa not overays. You know, 286 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,119 Speaker 1: I can afford that. Well, that's why I wanted to 287 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:08,399 Speaker 1: bring a larger picture view, if you will, into his 288 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,880 Speaker 1: job status and whether he's got a future. Here we're 289 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:15,879 Speaker 1: talking about Tommy secret. I'm we can talk about you know, 290 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,399 Speaker 1: but that's it though, you know. So I mean it's 291 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:21,400 Speaker 1: just I mean anything, cards, just cash, it's fun. What's up, Bobby? Yeah, 292 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,600 Speaker 1: So it's like, you know, anything you want to do it, 293 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,320 Speaker 1: I don't give a ship man. You guys talking talking president. Yeah, 294 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,840 Speaker 1: I had some ideas. I had some ideas. I had 295 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:33,639 Speaker 1: some idea what are you gonna do? Well? I was 296 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:36,840 Speaker 1: thinking like we should remove a limit cap limit right 297 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:40,200 Speaker 1: and just really you buy the present that speaks loud 298 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:45,360 Speaker 1: it's to you, you know. Yeah, I'm confused. It's also 299 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,440 Speaker 1: like so clear that you come from like a lot 300 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:51,320 Speaker 1: of money, and you know, like us other agents, we don't. 301 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,520 Speaker 1: And so it feels like this is another one of 302 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,800 Speaker 1: the times you're trying to like I don't need I 303 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,920 Speaker 1: don't need to receive anything expensive. But if that's the standard, 304 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,760 Speaker 1: So if somebody gets what I assume because I've seen 305 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,159 Speaker 1: you you leave some of your print outs at the 306 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:12,520 Speaker 1: communal printer. Maserati's pictures of your car. Okay, fine, I'll 307 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:18,280 Speaker 1: just say it, Tommy. Merry Christmas, Okay, Merry Christmas. I 308 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,520 Speaker 1: got you, Maserati. I know you were my secret. Well 309 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:26,639 Speaker 1: you're a Maserati. What are you doing? Well into the 310 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,600 Speaker 1: Treasure Department. I'm gonna get onto it for this ship. 311 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:32,600 Speaker 1: Are you serious, Bobby, don't worry? What the money to 312 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,440 Speaker 1: pay the fucking lease for this thing? Are you kidding me? 313 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:37,359 Speaker 1: I'm fucked dude. This if I gotta quit, I had 314 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:47,679 Speaker 1: to look the secret job surprise. Jesus A quick man, Tommy, 315 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,800 Speaker 1: what do you mean You've lost your job but you 316 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:54,200 Speaker 1: have a Maserati? Now? Just well? Can I have my 317 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:58,960 Speaker 1: fucking cold spaghetti in peace? Huh? For a job? You 318 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:03,400 Speaker 1: brought it? You brought it up. I lost my job. 319 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:09,080 Speaker 1: I got secret stand in the Mazerai. We'll just sell 320 00:21:09,119 --> 00:21:11,440 Speaker 1: them Mazerai. It's like a two hundred thou dollar car. 321 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:15,800 Speaker 1: I work for the Treasury Department where I worked. Jesus Christ. 322 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:18,160 Speaker 1: I can't just offload it immediately. I'm gonna get taxed 323 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:21,280 Speaker 1: and it waits all right. I think i'd give you 324 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:25,760 Speaker 1: like eight hundred bucks for it right now, Cashola, I'm 325 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:29,240 Speaker 1: not gonna give you eight hundred dollars from Maserati. You 326 00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:31,040 Speaker 1: know you're not gonna give me. I'm gonna give it 327 00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:36,080 Speaker 1: to you, my good man, you're not. I don't want that, okay. Hey, 328 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,960 Speaker 1: you explain to me your circumstances, and these are very 329 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:42,800 Speaker 1: particular and highly sensitive circumstantial situations. Do you want these 330 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,720 Speaker 1: homegrown fries? Are not? Okay? I'm just trying to sell 331 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,720 Speaker 1: these fries and then I gotta go back home. That's 332 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:51,440 Speaker 1: my job. Now. Yeah, I want the fries. I also 333 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:55,200 Speaker 1: want that moat for eight hundred dollars. This car is 334 00:21:55,280 --> 00:22:01,320 Speaker 1: worth at least probably new. Yeah, but now I guess 335 00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:03,600 Speaker 1: what its own one owner, and I got myles on 336 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:10,600 Speaker 1: it because I gotta drive Russian cold. I cook him 337 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,520 Speaker 1: at home and I have to draw him sixty miles. 338 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:17,880 Speaker 1: All right, oh brother, you know what I'm gonna I'm 339 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:23,400 Speaker 1: gonna follow report, do the better business. Come on, don't 340 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:28,960 Speaker 1: funck me, man, don't fun man chief. I'd like to 341 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:34,320 Speaker 1: know who my secret Santa was, because I know that 342 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:39,600 Speaker 1: we can't spend over fifteen. Somebody just gave me garbage. 343 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,800 Speaker 1: I mean I opened it up and it was just 344 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:50,800 Speaker 1: crumpet paper, some half eating candy bars, literal garbage, maybe 345 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:57,679 Speaker 1: picked less than fifteen. I don't think this person bought anything. Jeez, 346 00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:04,120 Speaker 1: I didn't realize you're having a meeting. I thought, okay, sorry, 347 00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:07,640 Speaker 1: I'm gonna secret. Sorry, I'm gonna throw up. Every time 348 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:11,400 Speaker 1: I fucking look at you. I want to kill myself. Sorry. Yeah, 349 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:14,440 Speaker 1: you know, not the chief. Sorry, sorry, Chief, you have 350 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:17,960 Speaker 1: to cheer. This is just a visceral reaction. God, I 351 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:21,440 Speaker 1: want to scream. I'm taking my pants off. I'm uncomfortable. 352 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:27,920 Speaker 1: I have to leave. God, it was her. Well, I 353 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:32,399 Speaker 1: think we may have our culprit bag of garbage. I 354 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:36,359 Speaker 1: think the biggest thing though here is, honestly, who's storing 355 00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:39,760 Speaker 1: away happy eating candy bars? What monster doesn't finish a 356 00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:42,600 Speaker 1: candy bar? And you said there's multiple candy bars? No, 357 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,520 Speaker 1: it was one happy eating candy bar. There's other garbage 358 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:49,200 Speaker 1: in it, but one. Starting boats from the chief, we 359 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:52,920 Speaker 1: gotta reshuffle the secret Santa's Tommy, since Tommy's gone and 360 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:56,880 Speaker 1: all that. So we're gonna just reshuffle, and you should 361 00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:59,200 Speaker 1: be able. You should just get it on your do 362 00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:03,280 Speaker 1: you mind if I hand out the names to people, 363 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,240 Speaker 1: so that I can at least give my name to 364 00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:10,440 Speaker 1: somebody that's not going to give me garbage. Oh yeah, sure, 365 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,879 Speaker 1: thank you. The one fucking job I get to do 366 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,000 Speaker 1: it right here, just once a year. This is what 367 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:18,040 Speaker 1: I gonna do. And you want to take Okay, you got, 368 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,880 Speaker 1: you got. If I was to slip you a bill, 369 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,399 Speaker 1: Can we stand in private for just a second. You 370 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:31,720 Speaker 1: already said, just do it, Carl. The secret sent is 371 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,440 Speaker 1: not working because the gifts have ranged from garbage to 372 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:39,600 Speaker 1: a Maseraii. Right, I might propose, uh that we do 373 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:44,720 Speaker 1: more of a ah right, right right. Explain to me 374 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:57,960 Speaker 1: again how that one kind of uh, yeah I have this, 375 00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:01,680 Speaker 1: I have this. U. Well, yeah, you open a gift. Yeah, 376 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,399 Speaker 1: you put all the gifts out there, and then uh 377 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,600 Speaker 1: you can see you can steal, you can steal previously 378 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,399 Speaker 1: open gifts, and so there's uh there's usually a kind 379 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:15,520 Speaker 1: of think well that stealing in quotes, it's not you 380 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,520 Speaker 1: can okay. So let's say the first gift is a 381 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:22,480 Speaker 1: bottle of bourbon. Uh, and the second gift is, uh, 382 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,639 Speaker 1: I don't know, decad tarot cards. Uh. And if you 383 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,760 Speaker 1: don't want the tarot cards, you've been like, I want 384 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:32,880 Speaker 1: the bottle of Burlet's just called again. It's a white 385 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,359 Speaker 1: elephant or you know, there's different regional names for it. 386 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:41,080 Speaker 1: Welcome to the target. Hey Bobby, how are you doing? Hey, 387 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:47,280 Speaker 1: good man, how are you actually? I'd say you're doing great? 388 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:51,600 Speaker 1: Why would you say that? I don't know. Maybe I 389 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:56,240 Speaker 1: just bought you this target for secrets, Santa. I bought 390 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:59,879 Speaker 1: this target for you. You just throw my lap several 391 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,440 Speaker 1: million dollars worth of retail that I have to offload. 392 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:07,239 Speaker 1: Who's your piece of ship, Bobby, he's Bobby, this guy 393 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:15,520 Speaker 1: damning target. I'm fed toilet. I'm the electrical load three thousand. 394 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:21,119 Speaker 1: Don't share a piss in it. You can ship or 395 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:27,320 Speaker 1: pissing me. It's just not plugged in. Oh my god, man, Christmas, 396 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:33,560 Speaker 1: no man, no merry Christmas. Many Christmas is the right 397 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:37,960 Speaker 1: place to come. I'm looking for the potato man. Yeah, 398 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:43,240 Speaker 1: it's me fries. Yeah. I looked at your spot where 399 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,600 Speaker 1: you usually are, sixty miles out from the town center, 400 00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,840 Speaker 1: and you weren't there anymore because I had to take 401 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:49,560 Speaker 1: this job. But I'm gonna be there tonight from two 402 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:57,880 Speaker 1: am to three a m. I don't know, I don't know, ma'am, ma'am, 403 00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:09,400 Speaker 1: stand down, stand down? What they by? Oh? My god, 404 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:16,440 Speaker 1: What the funk? Did he just explode or something? Shoday 405 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:25,560 Speaker 1: water Holy so Chief Tommy is dead, but Tommy is done. 406 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,679 Speaker 1: I don't need that he was in the field. Did 407 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,760 Speaker 1: he give his life saving the president? No? I mean 408 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,760 Speaker 1: that's that's how all of this want to go. That's right, 409 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:39,160 Speaker 1: that's our deepest dream to go out that way. Uh. 410 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:43,680 Speaker 1: But in fact he went out he was shot by 411 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,760 Speaker 1: by Bobby. Wait a minute'm getting that. I'm getting I'm 412 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:53,399 Speaker 1: getting that was Bobby is dead. Bobby is dead. Tommy, 413 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,760 Speaker 1: Tommy who no longer works press shot right, like you 414 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:03,080 Speaker 1: can steal the second Yeah? Yeah. So uh so let's 415 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:07,040 Speaker 1: say that the first gift is an electronic toilet. Uh yeah, 416 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:13,240 Speaker 1: I'm gonna actually, Harry, I'm gonna take that that rubbis 417 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,800 Speaker 1: cube set, and I'm gonna give you my bag and garbage. 418 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:20,560 Speaker 1: So I'm the last one. I think that's a very 419 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,840 Speaker 1: fair trade. That's not fair. That's the way I think 420 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,119 Speaker 1: it was intended to work out. As a person who 421 00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:28,720 Speaker 1: put the garbage into the gift circle, I couldn't have 422 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,119 Speaker 1: worked out better for me. This is great set. This 423 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:35,200 Speaker 1: is a great set, A great set. Yeah, ub ecube set, 424 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:41,840 Speaker 1: Oh yes, And I hate bags of garbage. Please excuse me, 425 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:47,160 Speaker 1: excuse me. I'm the janitor here. I've been putting my 426 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,520 Speaker 1: bags of garbage in one area to collect them at 427 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,920 Speaker 1: the end of the night, but they keep coming up missing. 428 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,560 Speaker 1: I'm taking your bags of garbage. You really give a 429 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,600 Speaker 1: shit about that? They go out of the building one 430 00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:02,600 Speaker 1: way or another. Maybe I should tell you my name, 431 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,400 Speaker 1: go ahead. You don't have a name tag on. I 432 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:13,480 Speaker 1: don't even have a name. Chris Kringle Agents Chris Kringle. 433 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:20,840 Speaker 1: Mind blump, what your job? It's a former agent for 434 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:22,720 Speaker 1: the Secret Service that you've been on the top ten 435 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:29,280 Speaker 1: list of the FBI for six hundred years. Bingo, baby, 436 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:45,440 Speaker 1: let's call that scene? Shall we see? Three comes from 437 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:51,320 Speaker 1: patron al comeniac Paul, who wrote five and he added 438 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:56,840 Speaker 1: a scene suggestion Kangaroo Milkers. He finished his scene his right, 439 00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,880 Speaker 1: his message. I believe there's the word by writing love 440 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:05,760 Speaker 1: always Paul Hadden of Maryland. Kangaroo Milker just gonna be 441 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,000 Speaker 1: just a creek seapool for a year right now. He's 442 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:12,360 Speaker 1: just shiney, a little tour, just part of this ye see. 443 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:15,560 Speaker 1: E Csid just wanted his home come up here and 444 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:18,280 Speaker 1: just milk the kangaroo. Sangaroos. Are they gonna punch that? 445 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,000 Speaker 1: So I just come out. I think he said they 446 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:35,240 Speaker 1: have a kangaroos. Come on out. Okay, I'll I'm I said, 447 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,239 Speaker 1: I'm justification. I'm gonna be brave. I'm gonna do kind 448 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:41,160 Speaker 1: of wild things. Thank you, I'll do it. I would 449 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:47,720 Speaker 1: like to touch the kangaroos. Yes, he just ran fair. 450 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:54,800 Speaker 1: You know, he said, milk ze kangaroos. Sorry, I think 451 00:30:54,840 --> 00:31:02,280 Speaker 1: you're supposed to milk see kangaroos. Okay, because just because 452 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:05,680 Speaker 1: I talk different from you, I'm on vacation. Also, oh 453 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,400 Speaker 1: my god, you have such a scary voice and just 454 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:12,200 Speaker 1: your face it's almost translucent, scary to see, like the 455 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:16,520 Speaker 1: blood moving through your skins. Disgusting. What's happening? Okay? So sorry, 456 00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:20,920 Speaker 1: I just milk the kangaroos like their cows. So you 457 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:24,800 Speaker 1: milk the kangaroos like they are kangaroos. Okay, Well, then 458 00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,560 Speaker 1: if you know so much about it, why don't you 459 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,640 Speaker 1: do it first and I'll follow after You're okay, I will? 460 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:33,120 Speaker 1: I will, yes, Colonel Clink show us how to milk 461 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:41,320 Speaker 1: the kangaroo. That's that seems inappropriate. You're touching that you're 462 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:44,560 Speaker 1: touching the kangaroos. Man, you're touching what are you doing? 463 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:49,720 Speaker 1: But oh my god, kangaroo, yes, speak, well, speak, don't 464 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:54,680 Speaker 1: ask to milk you? But if you want up with 465 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:58,480 Speaker 1: your face? Man, what's up with your face? We don't 466 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:03,240 Speaker 1: get a lot of sunshine with I'm from, so I don't. 467 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:11,200 Speaker 1: This is my vacation. I'm trying to just escape. Sorry, 468 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:16,120 Speaker 1: but if you can, you point me to the nearest 469 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:24,840 Speaker 1: female kangaroo and that's what I'll pay you five five 470 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:31,640 Speaker 1: berries if you let him milk you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 471 00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:34,800 Speaker 1: I don't want to milk a male kangaroo. Well I 472 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,200 Speaker 1: want to malk. I was this is supposed to be 473 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:45,880 Speaker 1: a tour a milk female kangaroo? Oh dude, what dude? 474 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,440 Speaker 1: You know what? You know what? Milk me? Dude? Go 475 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,000 Speaker 1: to side. A lot of these tourists coming today's wait 476 00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,640 Speaker 1: and wait am I I think we're gonna have to 477 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,960 Speaker 1: shoot down the little tool for a bit. Well, you 478 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,520 Speaker 1: need to be fair. You did call it the milking 479 00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:01,200 Speaker 1: kangaroo talk, So I think the it What do you 480 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,160 Speaker 1: mean you did? You said that like it's a question. 481 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:07,760 Speaker 1: It was like okay to me, it's in it a 482 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,440 Speaker 1: beat like a question, will you it's room? Where I 483 00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:14,040 Speaker 1: did say it's an information. I was agreeing there's information 484 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:18,080 Speaker 1: and upfront saying what's it? This information out front? What 485 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,800 Speaker 1: does it mean? Yeah? What do you mean? What do 486 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,080 Speaker 1: you mean this information out front? What do you mean 487 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,200 Speaker 1: this information there? Fro? What are you trying to sign 488 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,320 Speaker 1: the information? I'm trying to say, what night? What do 489 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:32,720 Speaker 1: you think some scence to what you actually signed? Everything? 490 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,560 Speaker 1: It's just what I'm severything is information, right, the information 491 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:43,640 Speaker 1: information to whom he's speaking to you? To get this information? Rick? Rick? 492 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,920 Speaker 1: How do how was the Australian lesson? Did you? Did 493 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:51,520 Speaker 1: you learn anything on how to speak Australia? No? What 494 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,360 Speaker 1: come on? You got you? You must have? You spent 495 00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:58,120 Speaker 1: so much time around I don't have an ear for it. Okay, 496 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:02,920 Speaker 1: that's okay. We paid for an immerging experience. Yeah, I 497 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,840 Speaker 1: just want you to get something out of it. I 498 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:10,800 Speaker 1: feel bad about myself. Well, y'all do about me or yourselves? 499 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:17,880 Speaker 1: We love it's no farm outside of Sydney for a 500 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:21,560 Speaker 1: month and you know what I did? You know what 501 00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:26,080 Speaker 1: you do? Yeah, that's exactly right. But that's the lot 502 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:29,320 Speaker 1: of weaners a lot of kanyaro weiners had a good time. 503 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:39,160 Speaker 1: Um we we we love that you rented our space 504 00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:40,880 Speaker 1: here and then you're gonna put on this you know, 505 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,759 Speaker 1: dinner kind of theater down under. You know all that. 506 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:48,880 Speaker 1: It was great. I know I don't do this normally, 507 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:56,840 Speaker 1: but they're just it's just not immersive enough. Do you 508 00:34:56,920 --> 00:35:05,080 Speaker 1: get me here? Now? What are you? What are you asking? Look, 509 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,040 Speaker 1: it either has to be a lot more immersive or 510 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:08,520 Speaker 1: we're gonna have to shut you down. I'm gonna have 511 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:11,480 Speaker 1: to pull the contract. Okay, what what do you mean 512 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:15,239 Speaker 1: by more immersive? Literally that it's just the immersives not there, 513 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:20,520 Speaker 1: So there's not enough emerging. Yes, the immersive is not there. 514 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:24,480 Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to say. What is there? Xander? 515 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,799 Speaker 1: If you don't mind, let me just pitch in here 516 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:32,680 Speaker 1: a little bit. Uh. What he's Xander's attempting to suggest 517 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,640 Speaker 1: as that you involve the people a little bit more 518 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:40,680 Speaker 1: in the experience, uh, thereby being more immersive. For example, 519 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,920 Speaker 1: I'm not a big fan of Xanders or his ability 520 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,480 Speaker 1: to help other people, so I'm gonna make more immersive him. 521 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:54,920 Speaker 1: Why are you doing in the face? Christ what you 522 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,399 Speaker 1: that's it? Rick? I'm sorry, but he's got you gotta 523 00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:00,640 Speaker 1: fire him. You have to fire him. Okay, let's do that. 524 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:04,400 Speaker 1: Let what I was yes, okay, obviously have more audience interaction, 525 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:06,640 Speaker 1: but for cut stakes than no one's speaking in the 526 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:15,319 Speaker 1: goddamn Australian accent. Don't don't talk, all right, I'll try 527 00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,440 Speaker 1: it right now. Then, all right, here we go in 528 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:21,160 Speaker 1: all earnestness. Give I want to give my customers a 529 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:24,200 Speaker 1: good experience. Are you doing the act? No? No, no, 530 00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:28,800 Speaker 1: I'm building up. I just can't get started, you know, 531 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:32,239 Speaker 1: I neither couple like warm up words. Are you starting out? 532 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:36,279 Speaker 1: What has happening? No? No, no, It's like I want 533 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:40,960 Speaker 1: to inhabit the spirit of the Australian Jesus. All right, 534 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,359 Speaker 1: So there's the stuff. There's like the basic stuff, right 535 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:49,040 Speaker 1: like the mates. They don't just say it. You got 536 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:57,200 Speaker 1: the DVDs of down Under the I'm sorry, sorry, but 537 00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,279 Speaker 1: I've been watching this whole thing and I haven't been 538 00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,120 Speaker 1: a messed one. I paid a good amount of money, 539 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,080 Speaker 1: does hee tickets to the show, and all I'm seeing 540 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:07,440 Speaker 1: is some sort of like bureaucritic ship. I did like 541 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,120 Speaker 1: one that man punched the other guy twice it's not 542 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:16,320 Speaker 1: part of the show now that I really really lock so. 543 00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:18,440 Speaker 1: But otherwise I really just I think I would like 544 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,960 Speaker 1: my money back place. Yeah, well, before we give you 545 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,320 Speaker 1: your money back, could you have a little conversation with 546 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,840 Speaker 1: our friend Rick here. He'd like to know more about 547 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:30,920 Speaker 1: you and your people and your country and that marvelous 548 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:36,359 Speaker 1: accent of yours. So what I've been told is uh 549 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:43,120 Speaker 1: the word or item raised. You know, what actually helps me, 550 00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:45,400 Speaker 1: as a night of Australian person to talk in this 551 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:59,400 Speaker 1: accent is the word lies disc Yeah no, wait, we 552 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:04,239 Speaker 1: haven't sold those in a while. Um, I mean I 553 00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:12,160 Speaker 1: need to Liza disks we do have right now. We 554 00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:15,080 Speaker 1: do have some blue rays, even those, you know, we're 555 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:19,720 Speaker 1: kind of ant. How about some razor blades. Razor blades 556 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:26,200 Speaker 1: were a blazer Liza disc electronic store pal we get, 557 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:29,160 Speaker 1: we get CDs, we got DVDs, we get toilets. That's 558 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:37,920 Speaker 1: about it, Liz, I don't have any laser disks. All right? 559 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:43,839 Speaker 1: Oh honey your home. Did you bring something good from 560 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:51,239 Speaker 1: your experience? Got there? They told me to milk a kangaroo. 561 00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:56,000 Speaker 1: Well that's not possible, but do you mean it's impossible? 562 00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:01,640 Speaker 1: Oh well, please continue torned out its blood is possible, 563 00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:08,439 Speaker 1: but no one told me then, I, oh, I don't 564 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:13,160 Speaker 1: know who that is. I don't know. Let me get 565 00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:18,400 Speaker 1: the door. He oh, hi, how are you? I'm so 566 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,600 Speaker 1: sorry interrupt I just wanted to catch you off at 567 00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,279 Speaker 1: a good time. I'm doing survey of our local city 568 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:25,279 Speaker 1: and I just want to know where everyone's from it 569 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:29,200 Speaker 1: if they're from here somewhere else, then we moved here 570 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:33,160 Speaker 1: just a few years ago. Um, who is this? Somebody 571 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:39,239 Speaker 1: from census? But I believe because where are you from 572 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:48,360 Speaker 1: from the census? Did somebody just strife? I don't know. 573 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:52,120 Speaker 1: I can see behind me now, Okay, why don't you 574 00:39:52,239 --> 00:40:00,200 Speaker 1: come inside? Okay, there's my life. Honey. She she be 575 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:03,200 Speaker 1: the one who black such like an interesting smell of 576 00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,560 Speaker 1: what's cooking? What? What are you cooking? And where is 577 00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:11,239 Speaker 1: that dish from? That's that dishes from Germany? Oh? I 578 00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:14,600 Speaker 1: am in fact German. I guess you cannot tell from 579 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:20,640 Speaker 1: the accent. No, okay. Before I teach the very basic 580 00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:23,360 Speaker 1: things about speaking the English language, why don't we go 581 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,840 Speaker 1: around and then your best broken English, as we like 582 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:30,360 Speaker 1: to call it here in America, tell us a little 583 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:34,640 Speaker 1: bit about yourself and your homeland. We'll start with, well, 584 00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:36,920 Speaker 1: let's just start with that guy. That fellow there in 585 00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:41,000 Speaker 1: the back who keeps waving is Oh my god, I'm 586 00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:43,759 Speaker 1: so sorry. I thought he was dead. I thought for 587 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:45,680 Speaker 1: some reason there was a corp here. I don't know. 588 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:52,480 Speaker 1: He didn't say anything. I can't be in a room 589 00:40:52,520 --> 00:41:02,799 Speaker 1: with a corpse, man, Oh god, I can't hear. All 590 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:06,920 Speaker 1: these people sound like they're from America. Yeah, we're all 591 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,719 Speaker 1: from America. Pal Is that a problem, asshole? We're trying 592 00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:15,480 Speaker 1: to have an immersive experience. Holy ship? Oh God, go ahead, 593 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:20,879 Speaker 1: tell us about your homeland that I don't. I don't 594 00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,480 Speaker 1: feel very I feel like maybe I'm the only one 595 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,399 Speaker 1: here that has the homeland. Everybody else is from New 596 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:33,120 Speaker 1: Jersey or something, I don't know, from Connecticut, as from Pennsylvania, jackass, 597 00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:37,839 Speaker 1: New York. Okay, Dick, you see, you've made a very uh, 598 00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:45,520 Speaker 1: ill advised assumption to um. I know this is like unusual, 599 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,480 Speaker 1: but I'm wondering if you had like a bag or 600 00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,439 Speaker 1: something you could put over his head, because every time 601 00:41:50,600 --> 00:42:06,120 Speaker 1: now that I see him speaking English, right, if I 602 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,439 Speaker 1: was around a corpse for I was around a corpse 603 00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:12,839 Speaker 1: about six months and I can't be around a corpse wire. Sorry, sorry, 604 00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:14,719 Speaker 1: I'm gonna need more information. Why were you around a 605 00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:16,759 Speaker 1: corpse for six months? I was working for the super 606 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:21,600 Speaker 1: Service and I was just kind of like, catch your back, 607 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:31,120 Speaker 1: it's okay here. I was just like I was Places 608 00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:37,720 Speaker 1: Rick Places for the top of Kangaroo Milkers the Immersive Experience. Okay, everybody, okay, everybody, 609 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:44,759 Speaker 1: Me me, me, me me. We got the head of 610 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:49,279 Speaker 1: Sydney Opera House in the audience tonight. Does he want 611 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:52,000 Speaker 1: to do the show? Think so? I think that Just 612 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:56,680 Speaker 1: go ask him? Ask him? Okay, but okay, okay, yeah, 613 00:42:56,760 --> 00:43:06,000 Speaker 1: go go go go yeah yeah. Light excuse me, sir, uh. 614 00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,239 Speaker 1: I know this is a kind of a regular to do, 615 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:15,480 Speaker 1: but um, would you like to join the show tonight? 616 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,600 Speaker 1: I know you don't know any line of any deal 617 00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:22,600 Speaker 1: with happening? I mean I would would you mind? Would 618 00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:25,719 Speaker 1: you line? But I think it's a good light thing, right, 619 00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:42,000 Speaker 1: Louis got you what great? Would you still lives like camping? 620 00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:56,040 Speaker 1: Do this? Okay? Okay, Narrow, what're you saying? You're saying that? Hey, Donna, 621 00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:57,359 Speaker 1: I just want to say it before we go out 622 00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:00,440 Speaker 1: on stage, like I think you should this take all 623 00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:03,280 Speaker 1: the lines tonight. Are you saying this because I slept 624 00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:16,959 Speaker 1: with you this morning? Once again, places cannot places trying 625 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:21,200 Speaker 1: to get out of this, but yeah, it's your show, 626 00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,160 Speaker 1: you wrote it, and you've also told me I'm a 627 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,600 Speaker 1: bad actor this whole time. That's why I ended up 628 00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:27,719 Speaker 1: sleeping with you, because I thought it would make you 629 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,440 Speaker 1: respect me more. But now this feels like, this feels faked, 630 00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:34,160 Speaker 1: This feels bad. Okay, you're right, you called me on it. 631 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,719 Speaker 1: You're right, you're not. I don't think you're that good, Rick, 632 00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:40,640 Speaker 1: And he's right, he's not going to do it. Okay, 633 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,320 Speaker 1: I'll do it. Hey, good, Look everybody, this is so 634 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:57,040 Speaker 1: excited Rick. Now yet the curtains, are you guys ready? Yes? 635 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:00,800 Speaker 1: We find ours salves in the a back of the 636 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:07,440 Speaker 1: rugged Australian country, saw chit canes, kangaroos and like I 637 00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,120 Speaker 1: just crooked alls, you know what I mean. They're all 638 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:13,040 Speaker 1: sucking and then all of a sudden, through the brush 639 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:22,600 Speaker 1: comes off feelings brushman break the Great alp Bake has 640 00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:29,080 Speaker 1: taught me many lessons, lessons that I hope to pass 641 00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:40,680 Speaker 1: it down. I got this incredible. I know the past 642 00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:45,960 Speaker 1: down nor I know it was going to be immersive. 643 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:49,719 Speaker 1: I think it is. I think when does the immersive 644 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,480 Speaker 1: part come? I think it already started. I think it 645 00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:54,080 Speaker 1: started the second we bought our tickets. Are gonna get 646 00:45:54,160 --> 00:46:00,680 Speaker 1: up on stage for an immersive experience? Yeah, I think 647 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:20,800 Speaker 1: here comes someone from Obiyanda till you're so ugly. I 648 00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:24,120 Speaker 1: wasn't expecting him to run away from me. I'm gonna 649 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:27,040 Speaker 1: go back to my seat. This was not the immersive 650 00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:38,239 Speaker 1: experience I thought. Side, I need you go, okay, go lease, 651 00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:43,359 Speaker 1: are disc lease or everybody welcome to the ol back. 652 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:48,080 Speaker 1: Oh we got all kinds of things, pizza's, taxis and 653 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:53,680 Speaker 1: my favorite kangaroos. If if anybody wants to come up here, 654 00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:55,840 Speaker 1: I know you're all on this tour right now. Anybody 655 00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,760 Speaker 1: wants to come up here in milk a kangaroo? Milta kangaroo? 656 00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,200 Speaker 1: You asked, Yeah, I'm talking about jerking it off, and 657 00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:10,400 Speaker 1: just be careful because you're gonna speak English to you. Rick, Congratulations, 658 00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:12,160 Speaker 1: I was fantastic. I don't believe. I mean, I have 659 00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:14,560 Speaker 1: never seen a dinner theater still make so much money. 660 00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:17,200 Speaker 1: I haven't rented this place out for Is that is 661 00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:18,640 Speaker 1: that guy still run here with the guy punch me 662 00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:21,279 Speaker 1: or no, is he still run? Okay, I think he's 663 00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:27,880 Speaker 1: gotten Donna. Holy shit, Shit, you crush so good. I 664 00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:31,479 Speaker 1: want to give you the least, Donna, the least. Wait, 665 00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,360 Speaker 1: I want to give you the least. Oh, I'm sorry, 666 00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:43,120 Speaker 1: I don't look. I wasn't looking behind me. Oh he 667 00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:49,560 Speaker 1: used to work for the census. Oh yeah, anyway, Sorry, 668 00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,880 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't want this building. You offered to 669 00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,200 Speaker 1: give me the least, but I don't have any interest 670 00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:59,920 Speaker 1: in managing a building or having that tied to my name. Okay, Donna, 671 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,600 Speaker 1: do you have any interest in being the lead role 672 00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:06,000 Speaker 1: for every performance for the rest of your life? Sleep 673 00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:10,400 Speaker 1: with you every morning before the shows? Absolutely not. I 674 00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:13,680 Speaker 1: do not want to take it. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 675 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:17,560 Speaker 1: Then then then we'll do this' the lead role forever. 676 00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:21,200 Speaker 1: But you can't sleep with anybody else. Okay. That seems 677 00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:28,080 Speaker 1: healthy and fair. I think congratulations. All right, we're gonna 678 00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:30,200 Speaker 1: head out. Yes, have a great night. Such a nice 679 00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:36,400 Speaker 1: house by guys. Is that the show? I think that 680 00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:38,879 Speaker 1: was in it. I don't think we're supposed to be here. 681 00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:42,840 Speaker 1: I made it ended as it began, confusing and enjoying it. 682 00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:47,480 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Please can you pick up after yourself? 683 00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,000 Speaker 1: I have to do a fry shift in a little bit. 684 00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:53,360 Speaker 1: I can't get all the table, so just bust your section. 685 00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:59,080 Speaker 1: Who's that guy? I work here? Okay? So just please 686 00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:01,120 Speaker 1: clean up your plates throw them away in that I 687 00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,480 Speaker 1: can't tell if it's talking. I am talking to you. 688 00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:06,239 Speaker 1: I'm looking at you and you and you okay, I 689 00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:09,239 Speaker 1: see you as not. It's not done yet. This is fun. 690 00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:16,040 Speaker 1: Please go, please go. I have to please leave. I 691 00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,200 Speaker 1: have to sell fries I have Who are these people? 692 00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:23,879 Speaker 1: Tommy Tommy tom I haven't heard that name it so long? 693 00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:29,000 Speaker 1: Oh my god, wish it? Did you work at the 694 00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:37,440 Speaker 1: Secret Service? I'm a talking toilet tonight show. Oh baby, 695 00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:47,480 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say it's uh, James Heeney, thank you 696 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:49,960 Speaker 1: so very much for being here, bringing your spirit and 697 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:56,160 Speaker 1: your incredible voices and characters. Thank you. Wow. I appreciate that. Uh. 698 00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:58,920 Speaker 1: If you're trying to find me on the internet, you 699 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,720 Speaker 1: could probably just s the real James Heney and Google 700 00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:04,080 Speaker 1: and I bet you it'll bring it to something that 701 00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:07,759 Speaker 1: is attached to me. But you're okay, folks, not trying 702 00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:10,399 Speaker 1: to find you on the internet. I mean, I guess 703 00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:12,200 Speaker 1: if they don't have time for it, but it's a 704 00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:20,600 Speaker 1: pretty quick search. Fair enough look for James Heeney. Fuck 705 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:25,240 Speaker 1: Caroline Carter, thank you saying so much. Um, if anybody's 706 00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:27,279 Speaker 1: trying to find James Heeney, they can go and set 707 00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:30,000 Speaker 1: to my Instagram, which is Carter poop and that's what 708 00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:36,080 Speaker 1: they'll find stuff about me. Yeah, okay, cool and Christo Varado. 709 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:41,080 Speaker 1: I don't think some people. Some people just aren't good 710 00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:44,920 Speaker 1: at I can't do Australia to save my life. But 711 00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:48,439 Speaker 1: also like singing, I'll hear a song on my head, yeah, 712 00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,680 Speaker 1: and then I'll try to sing it out loud. I 713 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,279 Speaker 1: can't do it. And I feel like I'm one of 714 00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:55,000 Speaker 1: those people who are like you're like in a coma 715 00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,400 Speaker 1: and you can hear everybody, but you can't talk. It's like, 716 00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:01,319 Speaker 1: I know what it's sounds like. I hear the song, 717 00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,880 Speaker 1: I hear the accent, I hear the voice, and then 718 00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:05,439 Speaker 1: I just try to get it out and it won't 719 00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:07,839 Speaker 1: come out. And I'm with you when I watched below Deck, 720 00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:10,319 Speaker 1: as Jamie just pointed out, and they say, de can 721 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:13,760 Speaker 1: for deck can? I think I can get that accent? 722 00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:17,000 Speaker 1: Who says de Can, and then I just can't maintain it. 723 00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:22,400 Speaker 1: And it takes a Caroline Carter and a Joey Here, Craig, 724 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,399 Speaker 1: how is your austelly accent? I don't know. I feel 725 00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:28,960 Speaker 1: like you were holding back a little intentionally. So it's 726 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:32,800 Speaker 1: weird because it's so close, you know. Yeah, we'll have 727 00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:36,160 Speaker 1: to spend time or not or not. I guess that's 728 00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:44,240 Speaker 1: an option. We can just own that we're just not special. Yeah, Joey, 729 00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:48,560 Speaker 1: I think you're special. Okay, thanks, I think you're right back. 730 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,799 Speaker 1: You know, check me on the game front, check out, 731 00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:58,320 Speaker 1: checking stinkers, pod stinkers, check out the check go to 732 00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:00,520 Speaker 1: Craig's house is pure on the window. Who he's doing, 733 00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,560 Speaker 1: you know, Craig, you don't know. If you're at Costco, 734 00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:06,080 Speaker 1: you might see you or Chris. I mean, there's so 735 00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:12,200 Speaker 1: much to do in the city. Nice. That's it, all right. 736 00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:19,640 Speaker 1: Let's thank Doug Baymar engineering five folks that I heart media. 737 00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:24,480 Speaker 1: I'm yours. Kevin Pollack reminding you please behind you each other. 738 00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:28,319 Speaker 1: It's the easiest choice. Enjoy your holiday season until next time.